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5 miembros · TeamBranch
Diario de temporada
Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Houston Blast-Off | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 8 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Miami Heart-Attack | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 1 | 14 | 2 |
| 16 | My Team | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pretemporada
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Santiago Aldama Toledo on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 213 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget is fine, nothing more. This is the team that shops with a list and puts back the name-brand cereal for the store brand. They've got a serviceable roster, a guy or two who can drop 20 on a good night, but beyond that, it's filler. The coach works with what he's got, which ain't much, but he makes it work. This is the team that can beat anyone on a Tuesday night and get demolished on Friday. The textbook definition of "depends on the night."
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (D)
Tip-off! Baba Miller gets us started! Let's go!
Hugo González Peña forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Baba Miller throws it into the stands! What was that from this total unknown!
Santiago Aldama Toledo reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Santiago Aldama Toledo mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Baba Miller grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Baba Miller started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Sergio de Larrea misfires from the left corner! This newcomer searching for answers!
This newcomer Santiago Aldama Toledo has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This newcomer Santiago Aldama Toledo with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Sergio de Larrea storms to the bench! This total unknown is visibly upset!
Santiago Aldama Toledo reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Baba Miller's gaze is cold, distant. Hugo González Peña's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
107-117 (D)
Hugo González Peña, this surprise package, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Sergio de Larrea with the off-balance and-one! This who-is-this-guy player couldn't set the feet!
Aday Mara crosses over the orange right to the defense! Costly mistake by this dude out of nowhere!
Aday Mara gives up the back door! Ego the size of Texas when overplaying!
Sergio de Larrea catches fire! And it's a buzzer-beater! That dawg mentality taking over!
Players head to the locker room. Aday Mara has tape on three fingers. Did you know? Aday Mara tried to become a rapper before basketball. The world dodged a bullet. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
Santiago Aldama Toledo, this hungry young player, refuses to high-five! Lack of consistency hurting the chemistry!
Santiago Aldama Toledo fires a deep three under the basket but can't connect! Hot head showing!
Sergio de Larrea, this diamond in the rough, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
This who-is-this-guy player Baba Miller signals to the bench! Needs a blow! Hot head!
This raw talent Sergio de Larrea stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this raw talent wanted.
Sergio de Larrea lets out a big exhale walking through the door. Santiago Aldama Toledo holds his in. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
85-111 (D)
Baba Miller fires up the crowd to open the game! This hidden prospect starting strong!
Santiago Aldama Toledo, this total unknown, can't convert the fast break! Wasted opportunity!
Aday Mara, this combo guard, gets stripped off the pick and roll! Occasional mental lapses exposed!
Baba Miller, this versatile guy, can't keep up with the speed! Hot head exposed!
Hugo González Peña pulls up and drills a finger roll! Can't teach that!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! Aday Mara walks head down toward the tunnel. I've been told Aday Mara once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
Hugo González Peña slams Wilson in frustration! Tendency to rush on full display!
This who-is-this-guy player Santiago Aldama Toledo misses the mark! A double-clutch layup goes begging at the buzzer!
Sergio de Larrea spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
Hugo González Peña, this player nobody saw coming, is dragging! The 48 regulation minutes minutes taking their toll!
Baba Miller, this smooth operator, trudges off the gym. Lessons to take from this one.
Hugo González Peña walks head down toward the tunnel. Aday Mara drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. Thanks! And now, 'Neighbors from Hell: The Community Compost Bin Saga.' Episode 1 of 74.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
121-101 (V)
This hidden prospect Sergio de Larrea comes out aggressive! Opens with a finger roll in transition!
A layup from Hugo González Peña! This rising star is putting on a show tonight!
Aday Mara, this versatile guy, contests without fouling! Clean as a whistle!
Sergio de Larrea, this potential breakout star, sets the table facing the rim! Assist master!
Sergio de Larrea rises up the ball out of the trap! An unmatched feel for the game under pressure!
Halftime whistle. Baba Miller has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Fun fact: Baba Miller tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
Aday Mara goes coast to coast for a sky hook! This newcomer is relentless!
An incredible energy fills the arena! This newcomer Baba Miller feeds off the energy!
Hugo González Peña puts ego aside! The team comes first for this player nobody saw coming!
This hungry young player Santiago Aldama Toledo is living their best moment right now on the low block!
This total unknown Santiago Aldama Toledo wraps up a sensational performance! Victory is sweet!
Baba Miller charges toward the crowd. Santiago Aldama Toledo catches him just before he dives into the stands. During the game, I counted how many times I said 'incredible.' Seventeen. A personal record. We're done! And now: 'The Voice: Office Karaoke After Two Beers Edition.'
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
105-107 (D)
Hugo González Peñan opens with a hook shot! This player nobody saw coming making an early statement!
This surprise package Santiago Aldama Toledo does it again! A bucket with effortless precision!
Santiago Aldama Toledo, this tower, gets exploited in the switch! Tendency to force bad shots exposed in the mismatch!
Aday Mara, this all-around player, can't finish under the basket! That one stings!
This raw talent Aday Mara draws the charge! Momentum swinging on the low block!
First half is done. Santiago Aldama Toledo is chugging Gatorade like it's water. Fun fact: Santiago Aldama Toledo is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
Aday Mara drives and bricks it! Lack of consistency in the extra period!
Baba Miller mutters to himself walking back! This dark horse fighting inner demons!
Aday Mara has found another gear! This newcomer shifting into overdrive!
Sergio de Larrea with the ill-advised pass in the second quarter! Intercepted!
This newcomer Baba Miller congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this newcomer.
Hugo González Peña stands alone at center court as the lights go dim. Sergio de Larrea comes back to get him. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. We're done! And now: 'The Voice: Office Karaoke After Two Beers Edition.'
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
91-106 (D)
This who-is-this-guy player Sergio de Larrea gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Sergio de Larrea, this hidden prospect, fumbles the finish facing the rim! Back to the drawing board!
Santiago Aldama Toledo coughs up the basketball! Hot head strikes again on the low block!
This who-is-this-guy player Hugo González Peña gives up the offensive rebound! Shaky emotions under pressure when boxing out!
A catch-and-shoot triple from Aday Mara! That's insane court vision at the highest level!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Santiago Aldama Toledo to massage his thighs. Confession: Santiago Aldama Toledo believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
This player nobody saw coming Aday Mara can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
This guy nobody was talking about Hugo González Peña misfires again! Tendency to rush could cost the team!
Hugo González Peña, this beanpole, uses the jab step to freeze the defender! Crafty!
Baba Miller grabs the shorts! This dark horse is running on fumes!
Aday Mara, this diamond in the rough, takes the loss hard. Occasional mental lapses at the wrong moments.
Aday Mara has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. Sergio de Larrea has aged ten years in forty minutes. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'What Would You Do: People Who Say Hello in the Elevator.' Exposing the truth.
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
92-115 (D)
Hugo González Peña, this player nobody saw coming, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Sergio de Larrea steps back but the shot rims out! Shaky emotions under pressure rears its ugly head!
Santiago Aldama Toledo charges right into the defender! Turnover! Occasional mental lapses when controlling pace!
Sergio de Larrea overcommits and gets beat! Hot head when reading the play!
Hugo González Peña crosses over past everyone for a scoop layup! This colossus on a mission!
Halftime. The doctor examines Santiago Aldama Toledo's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Did you know? Santiago Aldama Toledo has a personal mini-fridge in the locker room. Nobody knows what's inside. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
Santiago Aldama Toledo attacks and kicks the stanchion! This potential breakout star losing composure!
Aday Mara, this all-around player, gets the separation but can't finish! Injury-prone body!
Sergio de Larrea, this mountain of a man, exploits the mismatch under the basket! Smart play!
Santiago Aldama Toledo is running on pure willpower! This hungry young player refusing to quit!
Aday Mara dribbles to the tunnel in disappointment. This player nobody saw coming will learn from this.
Sergio de Larrea shakes Aday Mara's hand in silence. Not a word. Just a look that says it all. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
86-104 (D)
This newcomer Hugo González Peña means business! Fast start along the baseline!
Aday Mara crosses over the Spalding right into the defender's hands! Heavy feet!
Santiago Aldama Toledo, this mountain of a man, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted back to the basket!
Sergio de Larrea scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Sometimes predictable game!
Santiago Aldama Toledo, this big fella, carves up the defense for a catch-and-shoot triple! Beautiful!
Halftime! Sergio de Larrea checks his stats on the board and winces. Did you know Sergio de Larrea started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
Sergio de Larrea, this absolute unit, waves off the play call! Ego the size of Texas hurting the team!
Santiago Aldama Toledo, this who-is-this-guy player, with a contested and-one that misses back to the basket!
Santiago Aldama Toledo reads the defense perfectly! A gym-rat work ethic and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Sergio de Larrea, this dark horse, making mistakes from exhaustion! The body is failing!
Aday Mara had the chances but couldn't convert. This player nobody saw coming left wanting.
Santiago Aldama Toledo takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Hugo González Peña doesn't drink. Throat too tight. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
81-115 (D)
Sergio de Larrea, this walking skyscraper, sets the tone immediately! Scary good handles from the jump!
Hugo González Peña rises up the ball into the front rim! That's frustrating for this potential breakout star!
This player nobody saw coming Aday Mara commits the 5-second violation! Clock management tendency to rush!
This surprise package Hugo González Peña fouls reaching in! Hot head on defense!
Hugo González Peña dishes away from the huddle! This dude out of nowhere in a dark place mentally!
Intermission. Aday Mara dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Confession: Aday Mara tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Baba Miller misfires from the right corner! Even this hidden prospect has off nights!
This dark horse Santiago Aldama Toledo can barely get up the court! Fatigue setting in!
Sergio de Larrea with the errant pass! This diamond in the rough needs to settle down!
Hugo González Peña, this player nobody saw coming, yells at the coaching staff! Hot head causing friction!
Santiago Aldama Toledo sits alone on the bench. This dude out of nowhere processing the defeat.
Santiago Aldama Toledo refuses Houston Blast-Off's handshake. Sergio de Larrea offers a limp one with just his fingertips. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
82-115 (D)
Hugo González Peña, this oversized freak, is introduced and the arena explodes! This surprise package is in the building!
Santiago Aldama Toledo blows past but overcooks it! Injury-prone body showing up again!
This raw talent Aday Mara with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Hugo González Peña, this oversized freak, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over tendency to rush!
This diamond in the rough Baba Miller shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
First half is done. Sergio de Larrea is chugging Gatorade like it's water. Did you know? Sergio de Larrea once signed an autograph for a referee. During the game. Mid free-throw. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
This player nobody saw coming Sergio de Larrea whiffs on a pull-up jumper! The crowd groans!
Baba Miller pulls up sluggishly! Sometimes predictable game catching up with this unknown gem!
Santiago Aldama Toledo passes to nobody! This hidden prospect with a head-scratching decision!
Baba Miller, this potential breakout star, barks at the teammate! Tendency to force bad shots taking over!
Santiago Aldama Toledo walks off in silence. This potential breakout star gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Hugo González Peña taps tunnel wall as if trying to pass through it. Sergio de Larrea walks through the door without pushing it. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
81-125 (D)
This surprise package Hugo González Peña catches damn ball early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
A buzzer-beater from Baba Miller catches the back rim and pops out! So close!
Aday Mara with the backcourt violation! This potential breakout star under too much pressure!
Santiago Aldama Toledo falls asleep on the weak side! Shaky emotions under pressure exposed!
Hugo González Peña glares at the scoreboard! This who-is-this-guy player not happy with the situation!
Players head to the locker room. Sergio de Larrea has tape on three fingers. Fun fact: Sergio de Larrea tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
An off-balance shot from Sergio de Larrea hits the iron! Tendency to force bad shots under the spotlight!
Hugo González Peñan asks for the ball to slow the pace! This guy nobody was talking about needs air!
Sergio de Larrea, this towering presence, gets called for the carry! Shaky emotions under pressure in ball-handling!
Sergio de Larrea gets a technical for complaining! Tendency to rush on full display!
Santiago Aldama Toledo, this rising star, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Aday Mara stares at the floor while Santiago Aldama Toledo mutters something inaudible under his breath. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. Good night! And now: 'Naked and Afraid: Lost in the Shopping Mall.'
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
88-133 (D)
Aday Mara posts up onto the floor! The crowd roars for this potential breakout star!
Baba Miller, this tweener, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Lack of consistency!
Aday Mara shoots carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
Baba Miller, this all-around player, gets dunked on from mid-range! Poster material!
Hugo González Peña, this 7-footer, throws the hands up! Exasperated driving to the hoop!
Halftime. The doctor examines Baba Miller's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Rumor has it Baba Miller talks to his basketball in the locker room. Nobody dares say it's weird. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
This who-is-this-guy player Sergio de Larrea throws up a prayer at half court! Not answered!
Sergio de Larrea is cramping up! This hidden prospect trying to shake it off! Limited stamina!
Aday Mara, this smooth operator, steps out of bounds with the ball! Mental lapse!
This hungry young player Hugo González Peña fouls hard out of frustration! Tendency to force bad shots showing!
Hugo González Peña, this absolute unit, hangs the head. Tough loss despite insane court vision effort.
Hugo González Peña's lip is trembling. Santiago Aldama Toledo dodges the cameras by pulling up his hood. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Santiago Aldama Toledo. Thanks! And now, 'Neighbors from Hell: The Community Compost Bin Saga.' Episode 1 of 74.
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
88-132 (D)
And we're underway! Santiago Aldama Toledo touches the ball first! This potential breakout star looks eager!
Baba Miller rushes a two-handed slam from the right corner! Ego the size of Texas creeping in!
Aday Mara throws it away! Tendency to force bad shots under pressure from the right corner!
Santiago Aldama Toledo gets screened out of the play! This unknown gem lost in traffic!
Aday Mara, this player nobody saw coming, with the frustrated foul! Ego the size of Texas in tough moments!
The players head in. Sergio de Larrea slips on the wet tunnel floor. Fun fact: Sergio de Larrea tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. Both teams retake the hardwood. Everything is still up for grabs.
Hugo González Peña dunks damn ball into nothing! Lack of consistency on full display tonight!
Hugo González Peña short-arms shot from fatigue! This surprise package has nothing left!
Aday Mara, this all-around player, commits the travel! Occasional mental lapses in the footwork!
This surprise package Baba Miller gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
This who-is-this-guy player Baba Miller shakes hands and moves on. In the end, limited stamina proved costly.
Hugo González Peña kicks his towel across the floor. Baba Miller has already left for the locker room, alone. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
91-124 (D)
Baba Miller takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Sergio de Larrea, this 7-footer, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this unknown gem!
Hugo González Peña, this oversized freak, fumbles the entry pass in transition!
Aday Mara, this all-around player, gets blown by on the perimeter! Limited stamina in the legs!
Hugo González Peña, this tree of a man, pounds the scorer's table! Occasional mental lapses on full display!
Break. Sergio de Larrea's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Intel: Sergio de Larrea refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. Both teams return. You can tell the coach gave them an earful.
Brick! Sergio de Larrea misfires facing the rim! Injury-prone body at the worst time!
Aday Mara posts up but can't sustain the effort! Shaky emotions under pressure emptying the tank!
Aday Mara with the lazy pass! Limited stamina leading to easy points!
Baba Miller picks up the second technical! This unknown gem ejected! Occasional mental lapses!
This guy nobody was talking about Hugo González Peña leaves palace of hoops with head held high. Fought to the end.
Baba Miller walks in slow motion, arms dangling. Santiago Aldama Toledo speeds up. Wants it to be over. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
85-130 (D)
This guy nobody was talking about Hugo González Peñan in starting lineup! Let's see what this guy nobody was talking about brings!
This hidden prospect Baba Miller shanks a pull-up jumper in transition! That's uncharacteristic!
This dude out of nowhere Sergio de Larrea dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
Santiago Aldama Toledo gets crossed over! This total unknown left frozen from mid-range!
This rising star Santiago Aldama Toledo slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
Cut! Halftime. Sergio de Larrea's jersey is completely drenched in sweat. Fun fact: Sergio de Larrea got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. The hardwood awaits. Here we go for the second half.
Hugo González Peña with contested a buzzer-beater from the left corner! No good! Bad selection!
Sergio de Larrea is gassed! This potential breakout star bent over at half court! Defense that's basically a suggestion catching up!
This raw talent Santiago Aldama Toledo gets pickpocketed at the buzzer! Sloppy handling!
Sergio de Larrea dribbles angrily after the turnover! This raw talent spiraling!
Baba Miller steps back past the media. This dude out of nowhere not in the mood to talk.
Sergio de Larrea whispers 'this can't be real' under his breath. Hugo González Peña nods without conviction. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
My Team finishes #16 (1W-14L). Better luck next season! MVP: Santiago Aldama Toledo.
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