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| # | Team | V | S | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 3 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Denver Horse-Track | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 7 | New York Over-Timers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Phoenix No-Defense | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | My Team | 0 | 15 | 0 |
Pre-stagione
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Devon Hall on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 196 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget is fine, nothing more. This is the team that shops with a list and puts back the name-brand cereal for the store brand. They've got a serviceable roster, a guy or two who can drop 20 on a good night, but beyond that, it's filler. The coach works with what he's got, which ain't much, but he makes it work. This is the team that can beat anyone on a Tuesday night and get demolished on Friday. The textbook definition of "depends on the night."
Giornata 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (S)
Tip-off! Alec Peters gets us started! Let's go!
Devon Hall forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Alec Peters throws it into the stands! What was that from this total unknown!
Nicola Akele reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Nicola Akele mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Alec Peters grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Alec Peters started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Darius Thompson misfires from the left corner! This newcomer searching for answers!
This newcomer Nicola Akele has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This newcomer Nicola Akele with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Darius Thompson storms to the bench! This total unknown is visibly upset!
Nicola Akele reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Alec Peters's gaze is cold, distant. Devon Hall's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Giornata 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
90-134 (S)
Devon Hall, this surprise package, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Darius Thompson with the off-balance and-one! This who-is-this-guy player couldn't set the feet!
Devon Bookert crosses over the orange right to the defense! Costly mistake by this dude out of nowhere!
Devon Bookert gives up the back door! Ego the size of Texas when overplaying!
Darius Thompson mutters to himself walking back! This raw talent fighting inner demons!
Players head to the locker room. Devon Hall has tape on three fingers. Rumor has it Devon Hall tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
Devon Bookert misfires at half court! Even this diamond in the rough has off nights!
This potential breakout star Devon Hall signals to the bench! Needs a blow! Limited stamina!
Devon Bookert tries to be too fancy and loses the basketball! Sometimes predictable game in the decision-making!
Devon Bookert penetrates the towel! This newcomer showing occasional mental lapses!
This player nobody saw coming Nicola Akele congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this player nobody saw coming.
Nicola Akele refuses Miami Heart-Attack's handshake. Alec Peters offers a limp one with just his fingertips. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Giornata 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
82-127 (S)
Darius Thompson, this newcomer, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Alec Peters, this unknown gem, sends the Spalding wide! The touch is off tonight!
Darius Thompson with the lazy pass! Shaky emotions under pressure leading to easy points!
This hidden prospect Nicola Akele fouls reaching in! Injury-prone body on defense!
Darius Thompson drops the head after another miss! Shaky emotions under pressure sapping the confidence!
Halftime! Alec Peters is limping slightly heading off the court. Confession: Alec Peters calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
This total unknown Darius Thompson muscles up a tear drop but can't get it to fall!
This raw talent Nicola Akele can barely get up the court! Fatigue setting in!
Devon Bookert, this smooth operator, gets stripped back to the basket! Heavy feet exposed!
This newcomer Darius Thompson throws an elbow in frustration! Limited stamina on full display!
Devon Bookert walks off in silence. This raw talent gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Devon Bookert leaves the court at a jog. Nicola Akele stays there, planted at center court, motionless. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Giornata 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
80-125 (S)
Alec Peters fades away onto the floor! The crowd roars for this dark horse!
This potential breakout star Darius Thompson misses the mark! A deep three goes begging off the pick and roll!
This diamond in the rough Darius Thompson gets pickpocketed from the left corner! Sloppy handling!
Devon Bookert, this tweener, gets blown by on the perimeter! Ego the size of Texas in the legs!
This hidden prospect Devon Hall can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
Break! Devon Hall grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Devon Hall started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Alec Peters fires a euro-step along the baseline but can't connect! Hot head showing!
Darius Thompson, this do-it-all player, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
Devon Bookert, this versatile guy, gets the ball poked away! Shaky emotions under pressure when protecting the leather!
This dude out of nowhere Devon Hall slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
Nicola Akele, this oversized freak, trudges off the arena. Lessons to take from this one.
Darius Thompson walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. Devon Hall drags one foot after the other. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Giornata 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
76-121 (S)
This hidden prospect Darius Thompson opens the scoring! A step-back three! Early advantage!
Darius Thompson with a rough step-back three back to the basket! Ego the size of Texas at the worst time!
Devon Bookert lets fly carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
This dude out of nowhere Nicola Akele picks up the cheap foul! Limited stamina showing!
Devon Hall, this player nobody saw coming, refuses to high-five! Sometimes predictable game hurting the chemistry!
Break. Alec Peters collapses on the locker room floor, arms spread wide. Confession: Alec Peters believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
Nicola Akele explodes but the shot rims out! Sometimes predictable game rears its ugly head!
Alec Peters misses from fatigue! This surprise package can't get the elevation driving to the hoop!
Devon Hall, this long boy, commits the travel! Lack of consistency in the footwork!
Devon Bookert slams the rock in frustration! Limited stamina on full display!
This who-is-this-guy player Darius Thompson shakes hands and moves on. In the end, tendency to force bad shots proved costly.
Devon Bookert and Nicola Akele walk side by side without looking at each other. The silence is deafening. I got a text from Devon Bookert after the game. Just kidding. Nobody texts me. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
Giornata 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
90-134 (S)
Alec Peters dunks into position! This hungry young player not wasting any time!
Devon Hall, this beanpole, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this diamond in the rough!
Devon Hall charges right into the defender! Turnover! Tendency to rush when controlling pace!
This hungry young player Devon Hall can't recover! Scored on from mid-range! Injury-prone body!
Devon Bookert, this do-it-all player, shows negative body language! Injury-prone body creeping in!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Alec Peters to massage his thighs. The staff told me Alec Peters sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
Nicola Akele dishes the Wilson into nothing! Occasional mental lapses on full display tonight!
Alec Peters, this lightning-quick little man, with tired legs off the pick and roll! Sometimes predictable game slowing this raw talent down!
Devon Hall coughs up the leather! Tendency to rush strikes again on the low block!
Darius Thompson, this smooth operator, sits down hard on the bench! Limited stamina written all over his face!
Alec Peters dunks past the media. This guy nobody was talking about not in the mood to talk.
Nicola Akele bites the inside of his cheek. Alec Peters pinches the bridge of his nose. Final confession: I still don't know how to pronounce Nicola Akele's name. Forgive me. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Giornata 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
81-125 (S)
This total unknown Alec Peters in the starting lineup! Let's see what this total unknown brings!
Brick! Alec Peters misfires at the top of the key! Occasional mental lapses at the worst time!
This raw talent Nicola Akele loses concentration and the basketball with it!
Devon Hall gambles for the steal and pays the price! Limited stamina!
Darius Thompson, this do-it-all player, waves off the play call! Heavy feet hurting the team!
Intermission. Nicola Akele dumps an entire water bottle over his head. I've been told Nicola Akele always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
Devon Bookert takes a tough step-back three and it doesn't go! Sometimes predictable game in shot selection!
This total unknown Devon Hall can barely jump! The springs are gone at the buzzer!
Darius Thompson throws it away! Shaky emotions under pressure under pressure driving to the hoop!
This diamond in the rough Darius Thompson stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
Devon Bookert, this who-is-this-guy player, takes the loss hard. Tendency to force bad shots at the wrong moments.
Nicola Akele snaps at the bench on his way out. Devon Hall says nothing, but his look says everything. Tonight I had a revelation: Devon Hall runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
Giornata 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
81-126 (S)
Devon Bookert fires up the crowd to open the game! This raw talent starting strong!
Darius Thompson attacks and fires but misses everything! Occasional mental lapses tonight!
Darius Thompson with a wild pass that sails out! This player nobody saw coming giving it away!
This who-is-this-guy player Darius Thompson bites on the fake! Beaten from mid-range!
Devon Bookert, this tweener, throws the hands up! Exasperated in the paint!
The locker room fills up. Nicola Akele has already eaten three oranges. They say Nicola Akele has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. The hardwood awaits. Here we go for the second half.
An off-balance shot by Alec Peters at the top of the key is way off! Tough night for this surprise package!
This hidden prospect Devon Hall calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Injury-prone body taking its toll!
Alec Peters with the errant pass! This total unknown needs to settle down!
This who-is-this-guy player Nicola Akele hangs the head after the miss! Deflated on the low block!
Nicola Akele, this giant, hangs the head. Tough loss despite an off-the-charts basketball IQ effort.
Darius Thompson claps his hands in frustration. Devon Hall clenches his jaw so hard you can hear it from here. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
Giornata 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
78-123 (S)
This hidden prospect Devon Bookert means business! Fast start from the right corner!
A hook shot attempt by Darius Thompson falls short! Occasional mental lapses in the legs!
This surprise package Nicola Akele forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
Devon Hall gets screened out of the play! This hungry young player lost in traffic!
Devon Bookert, this combo guard, pounds the scorer's table! Injury-prone body on full display!
The locker room. Alec Peters sprawls out full-length on the bench. Bus driver's confession: Alec Peters raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
Darius Thompson, this combo guard, wastes a golden chance with a wild fadeaway jumper!
Nicola Akele is running on pure willpower! This dark horse refusing to quit!
Alec Peters dishes into a dead end from the left corner! Turnover! Ego the size of Texas!
Nicola Akele, this surprise package, with the frustrated foul! Occasional mental lapses in tough moments!
Devon Bookert sits alone on the bench. This diamond in the rough processing the defeat.
Devon Hall shakes Darius Thompson's hand in silence. Not a word. Just a look that says it all. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. That's a wrap! And now, 'The Price Is Right: Why Nobody Answers the Phone Anymore.'
Giornata 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
81-126 (S)
This who-is-this-guy player Devon Hall gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Alec Peters forces a hook shot back to the basket! This surprise package trying too hard!
Darius Thompson passes to nobody! This player nobody saw coming with a head-scratching decision!
Nicola Akele gets caught flat-footed! This dark horse beaten to the spot!
Devon Hall gets a technical for complaining! Defense that's basically a suggestion on full display!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, Devon Bookert picks up the pace. They say Devon Bookert eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Alec Peters with a wild attempt! This dude out of nowhere not finding the range tonight!
Darius Thompson spins sluggishly! Hot head catching up with this surprise package!
Nicola Akele posts up into a trap! Occasional mental lapses when reading the defense!
This diamond in the rough Alec Peters fouls hard out of frustration! Occasional mental lapses showing!
Devon Bookert drives to the tunnel in disappointment. This hungry young player will learn from this.
Devon Hall watches the crowd file out in silence. Devon Bookert prefers not to look. Fun fact: my sound engineer fell asleep during the second quarter. I woke him with an elbow. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Giornata 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
88-133 (S)
This who-is-this-guy player Darius Thompson comes out firing! A buzzer beater in the first minute!
Alec Peters with the contested step-back three from the right corner! No good! Bad selection!
This diamond in the rough Nicola Akele with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Devon Bookert lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this guy nobody was talking about fooled!
Nicola Akele glares at the scoreboard! This guy nobody was talking about not happy with the situation!
Break. Devon Hall asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. Rumor has it Devon Hall tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.
This guy nobody was talking about Alec Peters with a rare miss from mid-range! Even the best stumble!
Devon Hall, this guy nobody was talking about, sucking wind after that sprint! The 4 periods of 12 minutes of battle!
Devon Bookert, this combo guard, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted at the buzzer!
Darius Thompson dribbles and kicks the stanchion! This surprise package losing composure!
This potential breakout star Darius Thompson tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Alec Peters shakes Devon Hall's hand in silence. Not a word. Just a look that says it all. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.
Giornata 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
85-130 (S)
Devon Bookert, this all-around player, sets the tone immediately! A killer instinct from the jump!
This guy nobody was talking about Darius Thompson whiffs on a buzzer-beater! The crowd groans!
Devon Bookert with the backcourt violation! This dude out of nowhere under too much pressure!
Nicola Akele loses the screen battle! Shaky emotions under pressure around the picks!
Darius Thompson picks up the second technical! This guy nobody was talking about ejected! Occasional mental lapses!
The locker room fills up. Alec Peters has already eaten three oranges. Rumor has it Alec Peters tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Devon Hall blows past but overcooks it! Ego the size of Texas showing up again!
Devon Hall is gassed! This diamond in the rough bent over at half court! Limited stamina catching up!
Devon Hall loses the basketball in traffic! This diamond in the rough can't afford that!
Nicola Akele crosses over angrily after the turnover! This raw talent spiraling!
Alec Peters had the chances but couldn't convert. This surprise package left wanting.
Nicola Akele mutters while walking out. Alec Peters watches from the corner of his eye, worried. I learned tonight that Nicola Akele used to be a volunteer firefighter. That explains the unique running style. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Giornata 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
75-120 (S)
Alec Peters fades away with energy from the opening whistle! This hungry young player locked in!
Devon Hall, this towering presence, can't finish in transition! That one stings!
Nicola Akele, this big fella, steps out of bounds with the orange! Mental lapse!
This newcomer Darius Thompson caught ball-watching! Backdoor cut for an easy score!
Nicola Akele, this hungry young player, yells at the coaching staff! Tendency to force bad shots causing friction!
The players file out. Nicola Akele exchanges a tense look with the coach. Anecdote: Nicola Akele tried to impress the Boston Ring-Chasers players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Devon Hall, this total unknown, with the shot-clock heave! No good facing the rim!
Darius Thompson, this tweener, looks exhausted from mid-range! The legs are gone!
This guy nobody was talking about Alec Peters commits the 5-second violation! Clock management occasional mental lapses!
Nicola Akele dribbles away from the huddle! This unknown gem in a dark place mentally!
Darius Thompson, this guy nobody was talking about, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Darius Thompson walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. Nicola Akele drags one foot after the other. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Giornata 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
89-133 (S)
Alec Peters, this little firecracker, announced to huge cheers! An electric crowd!
Alec Peters blows past the Spalding into the front rim! That's frustrating for this diamond in the rough!
Darius Thompson, this solid build, fumbles the entry pass from the right corner!
Devon Hall turns the head and loses the man! This unknown gem napping defensively!
This rising star Devon Bookert gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Back to the locker room. Nicola Akele's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. I've been told Nicola Akele once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
Darius Thompson air-mails a pull-up jumper in transition! Way off for this guy nobody was talking about!
This unknown gem Alec Peters is a warrior but the body says no! The contest of war!
This diamond in the rough Nicola Akele commits the offensive foul! Turnover from the right corner!
Alec Peters, this who-is-this-guy player, barks at the teammate! Shaky emotions under pressure taking over!
This dark horse Darius Thompson stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this dark horse wanted.
Nicola Akele's gaze is cold, distant. Devon Bookert's gaze is hot, angry. Tonight I had a revelation: Devon Bookert runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'Nailed It: Cakes Ruined by My Mother-in-Law.'
Giornata 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
84-128 (S)
The game begins and Nicola Akele is ready! You can see a killer instinct written all over his face!
A fadeaway jumper from Devon Hall hits the iron! Lack of consistency under the spotlight!
Alec Peters, this pint-sized baller, gets called for the carry! Tendency to rush in ball-handling!
Nicola Akele falls asleep on the weak side! Heavy feet exposed!
Darius Thompson can't mask the disappointment! This dark horse wearing it on the sleeve!
Intermission. Devon Hall dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Fun fact: Devon Hall failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Devon Hall, this giant, bobbles the leather and the chance evaporates from the right corner!
Alec Peters is cramping up! This player nobody saw coming trying to shake it off! Occasional mental lapses!
This unknown gem Alec Peters dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
This dude out of nowhere Alec Peters shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
This who-is-this-guy player Alec Peters leaves the den with head held high. Fought to the end.
Darius Thompson stands alone at center court as the lights go dim. Nicola Akele comes back to get him. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Devon Hall.
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