My dream starting five — basketball_team 🇺🇾
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Diario de temporada
Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 4 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 6 | My Team | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | New York Over-Timers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Houston Blast-Off | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Miami Heart-Attack | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 16 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pretemporada
Stop. Everybody shut up. You feel that? That smell of freshly waxed hardwood, brand-new kicks, and electric tension hanging in the air? That's the smell of a night that's going down in the history books. We're in a building where every seat is taken, every eye is locked on the tunnel where a team that has thrilled generations is about to emerge. Championships, heartbreaks, legendary comebacks, midnight trades that shifted the entire balance of the league... This franchise is a damn novel all by itself. And tonight, we're starting the next chapter. The team with no name, baby! Okay, let's talk about the boss. Because on this team, there's one alpha, and everybody knows it. Anthony Davis. Standing at 211 cm, a body built for basketball, and a basketball IQ that borders on indecent. When this man catches the rock, defenders back up instinctively, it's a survival reflex. And they're right, because this guy can punish you from everywhere: from three, in the post, in transition, from the free throw line with his eyes closed. He's a damn 6'8" Swiss Army knife and he cuts in every direction. His teammate told me something last week that gave me chills. He said: "When he's silent in the locker room before a game, I know we're about to destroy everybody." The man doesn't talk, he executes. He doesn't celebrate, he absorbs. And when the buzzer is approaching and the score is tight, everybody knows. The teammates, the opponents, the refs, the guy selling nachos on the upper deck. Everybody knows the ball is ending up in his hands. And it's ending up in the basket. And here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the cherry on top, the plot twist nobody saw coming: the coach recruited Spider-Man. A superhéroe. To play professional basketball. I'll repeat for the people in the back: a superhéroe, with bare hands, on an NBA hardwood. The guy showed up at his first practice asking where the locker rooms were... And went the wrong way. Twice. But the coach swears on everything holy that Spider-Man has "something." We don't know what exactly, but he has "something." In the meantime, the guy runs around like a headless chicken, confuses the game with the basketball, and has already racked up three technical fouls for trying to negotiate with the referee. The budget is simple: it's not a budget anymore, it's a manifesto. The owner said "I don't give a damn about consequences" and he proved it. We're in financial territory that even Adam Silver didn't anticipate when he wrote the rules. Every extra dollar spent costs five dollars in tax, and guess what, they spend WAY too many extra dollars. The roster is an infernal machine, the bench is a thing of beauty, but the price is zero future. No picks, no possible trades, no plan B. It's the championship or a wall at 200 miles per hour. There is no middle ground.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
85-107 (D)
Anthony Davis, this absolute unit, sets the tone immediately! A killer instinct from the jump!
This player making noise Damian Lillard misfires again! Tendency to force bad shots could cost the team!
Stolen from Spider-Man! A superhéroe who let it slip through their fingers!
Anthony Davis, this mammoth, lets the shooter get free at half court! Costly lapse!
This player on the come-up Anthony Davis punishes the defense with a devastating dunk at half court!
Halftime whistle. Damian Lillard spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Little scoop: Damian Lillard logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.
Anthony Davis glares at the scoreboard! This player on the come-up not happy with the situation!
This up-and-coming baller Damian Lillard whiffs on a thunderous slam! The crowd groans!
This next-level player LeBron James Jr. Adjusts at halftime and comes out sharp! Adaptation!
Damian Lillard short-arms the shot from fatigue! This guy with a proven track record has nothing left!
Anthony Davis dishes past the media. This up-and-coming baller not in the mood to talk.
Anthony Davis hurls his water bottle at the wall. John Salley flinches but doesn't react. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
119-89 (V)
Spider-Man huddles with the team! Huddling up, the superhéroe strategizes!
Damian Lillard hits a pull-up jumper! Nerves of steel proving to be the difference tonight!
Spider-Man with the rejection! Get that out of here! Superhéroe says no!
Anthony Davis with the incredible court vision! This hooper's hooper sees passes nobody else does!
Damian Lillard reads the defense perfectly! Ridiculous creativity and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Break! LeBron James Jr. Grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Rumor has it LeBron James Jr. Talks to his basketball in the locker room. Nobody dares say it's weird. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
An and-one by Spider-Man! The building is rocking! This certified GOAT candidate takeover!
This seasoned vet Anthony Davis has the arena rocking! A sold-out gym on fire off the charts!
Anthony Davis, this absolute unit, sets the perfect screen! A killer instinct for the team!
This guy with a proven track record Anthony Davis has that look in the eyes! Watch out! Next-level basketball IQ!
This dude putting the league on notice LeBron James Jr. Led from start to finish! Comprehensive win!
Anthony Davis, Spider-Man, and LeBron James Jr. Pose for a group photo at center court. Nobody has a phone. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
111-95 (V)
John Salley looks dialed in from the start! Scary good handles preparation showing!
John Salley, this tower, takes over in the paint. A half-court heave! That's elite!
LeBron James Jr. An iron-wall defense at the critical moment! Pure God-given talent right on cue!
This dude putting the league on notice John Salley orchestrates the offense on the low block! Maestro!
LeBron James Jr., this tweener, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
Break! Damian Lillard grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Anecdote: Damian Lillard lost a bet and had to wear the center's shoes during warm-ups. Size 16. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
Spider-Man with the tough thunderous slam through contact! This living legend won't be denied!
Listen to that roar! Damian Lillard fades away and the place explodes!
This hall-of-fame lock Spider-Man dives for the loose ball! Night-in night-out consistency on every play!
Anthony Davis, this 7-footer, makes a statement! This guy with a proven track record is here to stay!
Spider-Man celebrates at the final buzzer! Celebration worthy of their bare hands!
LeBron James Jr. And Anthony Davis run circles around Damian Lillard who doesn't move. Zen. Fun fact: my sound engineer fell asleep during the second quarter. I woke him with an elbow. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
97-105 (D)
Damian Lillard fires up the crowd to open the game! This league veteran starting strong!
Spider-Man spins but the shot rims out! Lack of consistency rears its ugly head!
Damian Lillard, this do-it-all player, gets the ball poked away! Shaky emotions under pressure when protecting the Spalding!
Anthony Davis reacts too late to rotate! Ego the size of Texas on the help side!
LeBron James Jr. With the highlight-reel devastating dunk! This well-respected player owning the moment!
Back to the locker room. John Salley punches his locker. Did you know? John Salley tried to become a rapper before basketball. The world dodged a bullet. Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.
This dude putting the league on notice Anthony Davis hangs the head after the miss! Deflated under the basket!
LeBron James Jr. Fades away the leather but it won't fall! Cold streak continues!
Spider-Man runs the offense! Running it like a superhéroe runs the show!
This up-and-coming baller Anthony Davis can't close out! The legs are shot along the baseline!
This league veteran Anthony Davis leaves the court with head held high. Fought to the end.
Anthony Davis walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. Spider-Man drags one foot after the other. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
122-90 (V)
Spider-Man lands the first reverse layup! First blood! The superhéroe strikes first!
Damian Lillard dishes the Wilson with flair and hits a finger roll! Sensational!
This established player LeBron James Jr. Finds the open man! Assist and a half-court heave!
John Salley lets fly to the rack for a scoop layup! Can't contain this mountain of a man!
This name that's buzzing John Salley disrupts the play with a timely flawless defensive rotation!
The locker room fills up. LeBron James Jr. Has already eaten three oranges. Rumor has it LeBron James Jr. Does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
Spider-Man lets fly and converts! A fadeaway jumper off the pick and roll! Money!
Anthony Davis, this big fella, is toying with the opposition at the top of the key! Dominant!
Spider-Man keeps saying 'just like competing the game' after every play!
Damian Lillard taps the logo on the jersey! A salute to the fans! That's pride right there!
Damian Lillard pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This next-level player savors the win!
Damian Lillard and LeBron James Jr. Do the conga. Alone. On an empty court. Nobody joins in. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Thanks! And now, 'Neighbors from Hell: The Community Compost Bin Saga.' Episode 1 of 74.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
117-98 (V)
And we're underway! John Salley touches the damn ball first! This well-respected player looks eager!
LeBron James Jr. With another thunderous slam! You can't stop this man!
Spider-Man springs the trap! The superhéroe instinct is real!
Spider-Man floats a perfect pass! Floating it with a superhéroe's soft touch!
Anthony Davis spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
That's a cut. Damian Lillard stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Anecdote: Damian Lillard lost a bet and had to wear the center's shoes during warm-ups. Size 16. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
Spider-Man handles the damn ball like their bare hands. A buzzer beater facing the rim! The precision of a superhéroe!
You can cut the tension with a knife! A hostile crowd as Damian Lillard steps up!
This player on the come-up Damian Lillard motivates the squad in the huddle! Natural leader!
Anthony Davis, this name that's buzzing, has been building to this all game! In the money time!
Damian Lillard, this versatile guy, takes the final bow! A salute to the fans! Dominant display!
Anthony Davis grabs the PA announcer's mic and shouts Spider-Man's name. The announcer chases him. During the game, I counted how many times I said 'incredible.' Seventeen. A personal record. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
110-115 (D)
Damian Lillard lets fly onto the floor! The crowd roars for this solid pro!
Anthony Davis, this towering presence, posts up and delivers a finger roll! Textbook!
LeBron James Jr. Gets crossed over! This hooper's hooper left frozen back to the basket!
LeBron James Jr. Takes a tough buzzer beater and it doesn't go! Sometimes predictable game in shot selection!
Spider-Man wills the team forward! The will of a superhéroe with the game!
Halftime whistle! Anthony Davis grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Fun fact: Anthony Davis is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
John Salley, this up-and-coming baller, misses the potential game-winner! Defense that's basically a suggestion!
LeBron James Jr., this do-it-all player, pounds the scorer's table! Ego the size of Texas on full display!
LeBron James Jr. Is writing the story tonight! This legit talent with a bank shot from mid-range!
This solid pro LeBron James Jr. Picks up the foul in the dying seconds! Terrible timing!
This up-and-coming baller Damian Lillard stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this up-and-coming baller wanted.
John Salley's complexion is grey. LeBron James Jr.'s is red. Defeat comes in different colors. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
104-103 (V)
This respected competitor LeBron James Jr. Comes out firing! A catch-and-shoot triple in the first minute!
John Salley, this walking skyscraper, contests everything along the baseline! Natural-born leadership on full display!
Anthony Davis misses the open look! This up-and-coming baller can't believe it! Tendency to force bad shots!
This well-respected player John Salley does it again! A scoop layup with effortless precision!
This hooper's hooper Anthony Davis recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
The players file out. LeBron James Jr. Exchanges a tense look with the coach. Fun fact: LeBron James Jr. Was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.
John Salley explodes and drills it! On the final possession! An off-the-charts basketball IQ under pressure!
This league veteran LeBron James Jr. Reads the play and intercepts! Brilliant anticipation!
Spider-Man's fan section holds up the game! The superhéroe army is loud!
Anthony Davis posts up past the defender! A deep three in the clutch! Incredible!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Spider-Man secures the win with natural-born leadership! Another one in the bag!
Anthony Davis launches his shoe into the air. LeBron James Jr. Catches it. Standing ovation. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. Thanks for watching. Coming up: '48 Hours: The Secret Life of Roundabouts.' Essential viewing.
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
106-89 (V)
Spider-Man locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a superhéroe who means business!
Spider-Man, this undersized spark plug, muscles in for a sky hook! Pure power!
LeBron James Jr., this do-it-all player, swats it into the third row! An iron-wall defense!
This solid pro Damian Lillard exploits the gap! Dime to the corner for a double-clutch layup!
LeBron James Jr. Dunks to the weak side! This dude putting the league on notice exploiting the rotation!
Cut! Halftime. LeBron James Jr.'s jersey is completely drenched in sweat. Fun fact: LeBron James Jr. Tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
LeBron James Jr., this combo guard, elevates for a monster pull-up jumper!
LeBron James Jr., this solid build, basks in a cathedral silence! This is home!
John Salley, this walking skyscraper, repositions on defense! Pure God-given talent collective effort!
Damian Lillard, this legit talent, answers every challenge! Next-level basketball IQ never fading!
John Salley tosses the Spalding in the air! A chest bump! This legit talent mission accomplished!
Spider-Man takes a bow for the crowd. Anthony Davis bows to Spider-Man. The nobility of basketball. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
92-107 (D)
Tip-off! Anthony Davis gets us started! Let's go!
John Salley lets fly and fires but misses everything! Occasional mental lapses tonight!
Damian Lillard loses the basketball in traffic! This player making noise can't afford that!
John Salley bites on the pump fake! This next-level player sent flying at half court!
Spider-Man catches and shoots,a step-back three! Quick hands from competing the game!
End of the second quarter. LeBron James Jr. Is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Fun fact: LeBron James Jr. Tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
This seasoned vet John Salley can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
Damian Lillard, this solid build, can't finish facing the rim! That one stings!
John Salley, this hooper's hooper, manipulates the defense with the eyes! A killer instinct!
Spider-Man is cramping up! This potential GOAT trying to shake it off! Tendency to force bad shots!
Anthony Davis walks off in silence. This seasoned vet gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Anthony Davis's face is locked shut, zero emotion. Damian Lillard hides his eyes under a towel. Did you know that Damian Lillard practices superhéroe on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
95-105 (D)
John Salley, this 7-footer, is introduced and the arena explodes! This established player is in the building!
A deep three from John Salley hits the iron! Tendency to force bad shots under the spotlight!
Damian Lillard takes off carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
John Salley falls asleep on the weak side! Heavy feet exposed!
John Salley with an incredible reverse layup off the pick and roll! Standing ovation!
Break! John Salley grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Confession: John Salley calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Spider-Man, this little guy, shows negative body language! Lack of consistency creeping in!
Damian Lillard with the off-balance layup! This up-and-coming baller couldn't set the feet!
LeBron James Jr., this all-around player, seals the defender for position! Fundamentals!
This name that's buzzing John Salley has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
Anthony Davis reflects on what could have been. Shaky emotions under pressure the difference tonight.
Spider-Man stares at the floor while LeBron James Jr. Mutters something inaudible under his breath. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
105-94 (V)
This respected competitor Anthony Davis in the starting lineup! Let's see what this respected competitor brings!
Anthony Davis shoots through traffic and scores! Incredible finish!
Damian Lillard, this well-respected player, walls up from mid-range! Impenetrable defense!
Damian Lillard pinpoints the pass off the pick and roll! Another assist for this dude putting the league on notice!
Spider-Man baits the defender! Got them hook, line, and sinker!
Halftime whistle. Damian Lillard high-fives his teammates on the way out. Anecdote: Damian Lillard slipped on a banana peel during practice. The videos leaked. The internet never forgets. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Anthony Davis attacks from downtown and finishes with a double-clutch layup! Too good!
What a Playoff atmosphere! LeBron James Jr. And the fans creating a spectacle!
Spider-Man runs the play to perfection! Perfection of competing the game!
This up-and-coming baller John Salley channels the inner champion! Nerves of steel at its peak!
Damian Lillard can breathe! The win is secured, it's over!
Anthony Davis and John Salley pretend to fish Damian Lillard out of the crowd. They pull hard. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
106-95 (V)
This name that's buzzing Anthony Davis comes out aggressive! Opens with a finger roll from the left corner!
Anthony Davis answers back with an alley-oop! An off-the-charts basketball IQ under pressure!
Anthony Davis, this seasoned vet, switches seamlessly and locks up! Ridiculous creativity shining through!
Spider-Man racks up another assist! Dishing like a superhéroe who knows where everything goes!
LeBron James Jr. Fires away with purpose every possession! This established player chess master!
The players head in. Damian Lillard slips on the wet tunnel floor. Did you know Damian Lillard plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
LeBron James Jr. With the crafty reverse layup! Natural-born leadership on display!
John Salley takes off to an eruption! A cathedral silence! What a moment!
This household name Spider-Man celebrates the teammate's score! It's about the team!
Spider-Man, the superhéroe from the day shift, is writing their story on the field house tonight!
Anthony Davis, this established player, embraces the teammates! A chest bump! Sweet victory!
Spider-Man runs to the coach and lifts the coach up. Not thrilled but smiles anyway. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
104-97 (V)
This well-respected player Damian Lillard gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
This well-respected player Damian Lillard with a picture-perfect layup! The crowd goes wild!
LeBron James Jr. With the suffocating defense! This next-level player is a wall out there!
Damian Lillard, this legit talent, sets the table at the top of the key! Assist master!
Spider-Man reads the defense like a book! Perfect play call from this superhéroe!
Back in the locker room, Anthony Davis sits down and stares at the ceiling. Did you know? Anthony Davis once signed an autograph for a referee. During the game. Mid free-throw. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.
Damian Lillard goes coast to coast for a bank shot! This legit talent is relentless!
LeBron James Jr. Launches and the crowd chants the name! Listen to that noise!
John Salley finds the open teammate! This legit talent making everyone better!
Anthony Davis steps back with purpose! Scary good handles driving this team forward!
That's the game! Damian Lillard finishes with a monster performance! This legit talent victorious!
Damian Lillard mimes popping a champagne bottle. Anthony Davis mimes chugging straight from it. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
101-108 (D)
Anthony Davis, this titan, takes the court! The wild stands is electric!
LeBron James Jr., this guy with a proven track record, comes up empty! A pull-up jumper off target from way beyond the arc!
Spider-Man with the travel! Footwork confusion worthy of a lost superhéroe!
Anthony Davis, this towering presence, gets exploited in the switch! Tendency to rush exposed in the mismatch!
Damian Lillard with the and-one half-court heave! A gym-rat work ethic through the whistle!
Break! Anthony Davis takes his jersey off before even reaching the locker room. Quick anecdote about Anthony Davis: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
John Salley, this mammoth, throws the hands up! Exasperated driving to the hoop!
John Salley, this solid pro, fumbles the finish from the left corner! Back to the drawing board!
LeBron James Jr., this combo guard, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! That dawg mentality!
This established player Damian Lillard can barely jump! The springs are gone back to the basket!
Anthony Davis had the chances but couldn't convert. This next-level player left wanting.
Damian Lillard's gaze is cold, distant. Anthony Davis's gaze is hot, angry. Your commentator survived one game, four coffees, and a sandwich of questionable date. That's a wrap! And now, the network's masterpiece: 'My Cat, My Battle.' Don't miss the finale.
My Team ends the season #6 with a 9W-6L record. Season MVP: Anthony Davis.
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