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| # | Team | T | B | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | My Team | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Trước mùa giải
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Nikola Jokić on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 208 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
Vòng đấu 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (B)
Tip-off! Jordan Poole gets us started! Let's go!
Cooper Flagg forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Jordan Poole throws it into the stands! What was that from this player on the come-up!
Jaren Jackson Jr. Reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Jaren Jackson Jr. Mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Jordan Poole grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Jordan Poole started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Dylan Harper misfires from the left corner! This newcomer searching for answers!
This name that's buzzing Jaren Jackson Jr. Has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This name that's buzzing Jaren Jackson Jr. With turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Dylan Harper storms to the bench! This total unknown is visibly upset!
Jaren Jackson Jr. Reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Jordan Poole's gaze is cold, distant. Cooper Flagg's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Vòng đấu 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
127-97 (T)
Cooper Flagg, this league veteran, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Dylan Harper goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This hidden prospect is relentless!
Jordan Poole with the help-side brilliant anticipation! This name that's buzzing always in position!
Jaren Jackson Jr. With the transition assist! This up-and-coming baller pushing the pace with pure God-given talent!
This legit talent Jaren Jackson Jr. Switches defensive assignments on the fly! Next-level basketball IQ!
First half is done. Jaren Jackson Jr. Is chugging Gatorade like it's water. The staff told me Jaren Jackson Jr. Sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This newcomer Dylan Harper is automatic along the baseline! A free throw drops again!
You can feel a hostile crowd through the screen! Jordan Poole in the spotlight!
Dylan Harper attacks the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
Nikola Jokić dribbles like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
Nikola Jokić, this multi-time All-Star, with the post-game interview smile! An off-the-charts basketball IQ all night!
Jaren Jackson Jr. Blows a kiss to the camera. Dylan Harper blows twelve. Cooper Flagg blocks the lens. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Vòng đấu 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
91-101 (B)
This elite player Nikola Jokić comes out aggressive! Opens with a fadeaway jumper from the left corner!
This All-Star caliber talent Nikola Jokić with a rare miss from downtown! Even the best stumble!
This hungry young player Dylan Harper with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
This surprise package Dylan Harper gives up the offensive rebound! Injury-prone body when boxing out!
Cooper Flagg knocks down a fadeaway jumper driving to the hoop! Ice in the veins!
Break. Cooper Flagg asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. They say Cooper Flagg eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Jaren Jackson Jr. Goes to work and kicks the stanchion! This name that's buzzing losing composure!
This up-and-coming baller Jordan Poole misses the mark! A pull-up jumper goes begging from the left corner!
Nikola Jokić reads the defense perfectly! A gym-rat work ethic and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Nikola Jokić is gassed! This max-contract guy bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
Jordan Poole had the chances but couldn't convert. This league veteran left wanting.
Dylan Harper clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Cooper Flagg fidgets with his wristband nervously. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Vòng đấu 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
114-95 (T)
Cooper Flagg steps back onto the floor! The crowd roars for this dude putting the league on notice!
This reliable star Nikola Jokić does it again! A bucket with effortless precision!
This solid pro Jordan Poole with the weak-side rebound in traffic! Incredible help!
Dylan Harper, this beanpole, runs the offense with next-level basketball IQ! Beautiful passing!
Cooper Flagg spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
End of the second quarter. Dylan Harper is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Little secret: Dylan Harper listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Nikola Jokić, this franchise guy, drops a half-court heave facing the rim! Pure artistry!
Nikola Jokić, this tree of a man, gets the standing ovation! A crowd fully behind them!
Dylan Harper puts ego aside! The team comes first for this raw talent!
Jaren Jackson Jr., this dude putting the league on notice, answers every challenge! That dawg mentality never fading!
Nikola Jokić, this big fella, takes the final bow! A hug with the coach! Dominant display!
Nikola Jokić cries tears of joy in Jaren Jackson Jr.'s arms. Cooper Flagg is also crying but nobody knows why. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Vòng đấu 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
120-95 (T)
Jaren Jackson Jr., this little guy, takes the court! The standing ovation is electric!
Jaren Jackson Jr., this compact dynamo, uses every inch to deliver a floater!
Cooper Flagg, this giant, contests everything in the paint! Pure God-given talent on full display!
Nikola Jokić with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! That dawg mentality on that one!
Cooper Flagg, this player making noise, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Halftime! Cooper Flagg looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Did you know Cooper Flagg keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Jordan Poole, this player making noise, knifes through for a buzzer beater from mid-range! Wow!
Deafening noise! Dylan Harper dribbles and the building shakes!
This dude putting the league on notice Cooper Flagg unites the locker room! Silky smooth technique captain's mentality!
Cooper Flagg, this absolute unit, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this player on the come-up right now!
Jordan Poole, this legit talent, embraces the teammates! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! Sweet victory!
Jordan Poole pretends to faint from happiness. Nikola Jokić pretends to call 911. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Vòng đấu 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
116-100 (T)
Cooper Flagg, this 7-footer, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
Jordan Poole pulls up the ball with purpose! A deep three! This next-level player means business!
Dylan Harper digs in defensively! Nerves of steel when the team needs stops!
This dude putting the league on notice Jaren Jackson Jr. Creates for others! Unselfish play with a killer instinct!
Jaren Jackson Jr., this small but mighty player, exploits the mismatch at the buzzer! Smart play!
Halftime! Jordan Poole walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Did you know Jordan Poole started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Nikola Jokić dribbles and fires a tear drop! This tree of a man lighting it up!
Jordan Poole, this solid build, gestures for more noise! The crowd goes nuts!
Nikola Jokić sacrifices the body taking the charge! This multi-time All-Star ultimate teammate!
Jaren Jackson Jr., this short king, embodies the spirit of competition! What a show!
Jordan Poole pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This player making noise savors the win!
Jaren Jackson Jr. Jumps so high from joy he nearly touches the scoreboard. Almost. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Vòng đấu 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
118-87 (T)
This league veteran Cooper Flagg in the starting lineup! Let's see what this league veteran brings!
Nikola Jokić explodes the Spalding with flair and hits a layup! Sensational!
Jaren Jackson Jr. With the no-look pass! This hooper's hooper has eyes in the back of the head!
This up-and-coming baller Cooper Flagg with a vintage sky hook! The old magic is still there!
Cooper Flagg, this player making noise, shuts down the play in the paint! Lockdown defender!
Halftime! Dylan Harper is limping slightly heading off the court. Confession: Dylan Harper calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Cooper Flagg with the tough layup through contact! This up-and-coming baller won't be denied!
Nikola Jokić piles it on! A bucket extends the lead! No mercy tonight!
Jaren Jackson Jr. Asks the scorer's table for the score! This established player forgot!
Jaren Jackson Jr. Throws the finger guns at the crowd! A salute to the fans after a thunderous slam!
Jaren Jackson Jr. Fades away into the tunnel with the W! This respected competitor all smiles!
Nikola Jokić and Jaren Jackson Jr. Pound their chests like gorillas. The coach pretends not to know them. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Vòng đấu 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
111-99 (T)
Jaren Jackson Jr. Looks dialed in from the start! A killer instinct preparation showing!
Jordan Poole dishes and scores! A deep three! This combo guard is a problem!
Jordan Poole with the chase-down ball recovery! What athleticism!
This legit talent Jaren Jackson Jr. Finds the open man! Assist and a bank shot!
Nikola Jokić crosses over the ball out of the trap! Eyes in the back of the head under pressure!
Halftime. Nikola Jokić is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Little scoop: Nikola Jokić logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Jaren Jackson Jr. Answers back with a deep three! Next-level basketball IQ under pressure!
This potential breakout star Dylan Harper turns the hostile crowd into stunned silence!
Jordan Poole, this swiss-army-knife type, boxes out for the teammate! This next-level player doing the dirty work!
Jordan Poole dunks into the record books! This solid pro making memories!
Nikola Jokić, this titan, carries the team to victory! MVP-level performance!
Jaren Jackson Jr. Does a belly slide on the court. Jordan Poole does a back slide. The hardwood is ruined. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Vòng đấu 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
105-118 (B)
Jordan Poole takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Nikola Jokić with a rough hook shot at the top of the key! Lack of consistency at the worst time!
This dude putting the league on notice Jaren Jackson Jr. Commits the 5-second violation! Clock management injury-prone body!
Cooper Flagg gambles for the steal and pays the price! Lack of consistency!
Jaren Jackson Jr. With iron discipline finds the angle for a floater!
Halftime whistle! Dylan Harper grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Intel: Dylan Harper once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Cooper Flagg slams the Wilson in frustration! Sometimes predictable game on full display!
A deep three attempt by Jordan Poole falls short! Lack of consistency in the legs!
This next-level player Cooper Flagg attacks the closeout! Driving past the over-eager defender!
This surprise package Dylan Harper is a warrior but the body says no! The 48 regulation minutes of war!
Jordan Poole sits alone on the bench. This legit talent processing the defeat.
Jordan Poole clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Jaren Jackson Jr. Fidgets with his wristband nervously. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Vòng đấu 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
118-94 (T)
Nikola Jokić, this top-tier talent, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Nikola Jokić catches fire! And it's a buzzer beater! Nerves of steel taking over!
Jordan Poole, this smooth operator, recovers and contests! Never-give-up effort fueled by night-in night-out consistency!
This seasoned vet Jordan Poole with the wraparound pass! How did that get through!
Cooper Flagg, this well-respected player, orchestrates the delay game! Nerves of steel in action!
Halftime! Jordan Poole walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Intel: Jordan Poole asked Denver Horse-Track for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
Jordan Poole, this smooth operator, rises above and hammers an alley-oop!
Jordan Poole explodes and the crowd chants the name! Listen to that noise!
Dylan Harper, this absolute unit, sets the perfect screen! Eyes in the back of the head for the team!
This seasoned vet Jordan Poole channels the inner champion! Next-level basketball IQ at its peak!
That's the game! Nikola Jokić finishes with a monster performance! This max-contract guy victorious!
Dylan Harper hugs the mascot. Cooper Flagg hugs the referee. Awkward. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Vòng đấu 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
98-104 (B)
This unknown gem Dylan Harper opens the scoring! A free throw! Early advantage!
Dylan Harper can't buy a bucket! Another miss under the basket! Frustrating!
Jordan Poole, this all-around player, steps out of bounds with the ball! Mental lapse!
This established player Jordan Poole can't recover! Scored on at the buzzer! Limited stamina!
Jaren Jackson Jr. Explodes the ball with eyes in the back of the head. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
That's a cut. Cooper Flagg stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Rumor has it Cooper Flagg tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
Jaren Jackson Jr. Glares at the scoreboard! This dude putting the league on notice not happy with the situation!
Jordan Poole fades away but the shot rims out! Sometimes predictable game rears its ugly head!
This newcomer Dylan Harper sets the back screen! A gym-rat work ethic off-ball contribution!
This player nobody saw coming Dylan Harper can barely jump! The springs are gone at the top of the key!
Cooper Flagg lets fly to the tunnel in disappointment. This legit talent will learn from this.
Dylan Harper closes his eyes walking out. Jaren Jackson Jr. Keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
Vòng đấu 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
120-103 (T)
The game begins and Jordan Poole is ready! You can see freakish explosiveness written all over his face!
This respected competitor Jordan Poole capitalizes at half court! A free throw with nerves of steel!
Nikola Jokić, this tower, clamps down in the clutch! Elite a crucial offensive board!
Nikola Jokić with the lob pass facing the rim! This top-tier talent to the teammate! Boom!
Dylan Harper, this raw talent, manipulates the defense with the eyes! Next-level basketball IQ!
End of the second quarter. Jaren Jackson Jr. Is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Small detail: Jaren Jackson Jr. Wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
This respected competitor Jaren Jackson Jr. With a beautiful buzzer-beater along the baseline! Poetry in motion!
An electric crowd as Dylan Harper, this tree of a man, is introduced! Goosebumps!
This dude putting the league on notice Jordan Poole celebrates the teammate's score! It's about the team!
Jaren Jackson Jr., this little guy, sets the tone with natural-born leadership! Leader!
Dylan Harper, this tree of a man, acknowledges the fans! An incredible energy! A chest bump!
Nikola Jokić and Cooper Flagg cradle the game ball like a baby. Jordan Poole takes a photo. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Vòng đấu 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
118-104 (T)
Jaren Jackson Jr. Fires up the crowd to open the game! This seasoned vet starting strong!
Dylan Harper pulls up and drills an alley-oop! Can't teach that!
Cooper Flagg, this walking skyscraper, covers ground to get the rebound in traffic! Wow!
This solid pro Jaren Jackson Jr. Orchestrates the offense in the paint! Maestro!
This big-name player Nikola Jokić uses the floater over this long boy coverage! Smart!
Halftime whistle. Dylan Harper spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Locker room intel: Dylan Harper has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. Break's over, the players take their positions.
A fadeaway jumper from Jaren Jackson Jr.! This respected competitor reminding everyone why they're on top!
Cooper Flagg soaks in a cathedral silence! This player making noise living for these moments!
Dylan Harper rises up the orange with patience! This diamond in the rough trusting the system!
Jaren Jackson Jr., this legit talent, has the crowd in the palm of the hand! An electric crowd!
Final buzzer! Jaren Jackson Jr. Is the hero! This player making noise with a game for the ages!
Jordan Poole cries tears of joy in Cooper Flagg's arms. Dylan Harper is also crying but nobody knows why. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Vòng đấu 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
93-108 (B)
Dylan Harper explodes with energy from the opening whistle! This rising star locked in!
A step-back three from Jordan Poole hits the iron! Tendency to rush under the spotlight!
This next-level player Cooper Flagg forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
Dylan Harper falls asleep on the weak side! Limited stamina exposed!
An and-one by Dylan Harper at the buzzer! Unreal swagger in every fiber!
Well-deserved break. Dylan Harper looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Exclusive info: Dylan Harper is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
Cooper Flagg gets a technical for complaining! Heavy feet on full display!
Nikola Jokić misses the open look! This multi-time All-Star can't believe it! Occasional mental lapses!
Cooper Flagg spins to the weak side! This league veteran exploiting the rotation!
Nikola Jokić launches a step slower than usual! Tendency to force bad shots in the tank!
Cooper Flagg, this absolute unit, trudges off the field house. Lessons to take from this one.
Nikola Jokić slams his fist on the bench. Jaren Jackson Jr. Places his palm flat, as if to calm the surface. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Vòng đấu 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
94-118 (B)
And we're underway! Cooper Flagg touches the leather first! This established player looks eager!
This up-and-coming baller Jordan Poole whiffs on a floater! The crowd groans!
Dylan Harper fades away the ball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this potential breakout star!
Nikola Jokić gets crossed over! This certified bucket left frozen in transition!
Jordan Poole with an incredible thunderous slam at half court! Standing ovation!
The players file out. Dylan Harper exchanges a tense look with the coach. Locker room anecdote: Dylan Harper talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
Nikola Jokić, this oversized freak, throws the hands up! Exasperated from the right corner!
This dude out of nowhere Dylan Harper rattles it out! So close yet so far off the pick and roll!
This reliable star Nikola Jokić adjusts at halftime and comes out sharp! Adaptation!
This well-respected player Jaren Jackson Jr. Calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Shaky emotions under pressure taking its toll!
Jaren Jackson Jr., this guy with a proven track record, takes the loss hard. Tendency to rush at the wrong moments.
Jordan Poole sighs so loudly that the reporters hear it. Cooper Flagg winces. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
My Team ends the season #7 with a 9W-6L record. Season MVP: Nikola Jokić.
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