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赛季日志
积分榜
| # | Team | 胜 | 负 | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | My Team | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Denver Horse-Track | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Miami Heart-Attack | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Phoenix No-Defense | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
季前赛
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Alright, let's not kid ourselves, if the arena is packed to the gills, it's because of THE phenomenon. This guy isn't just a basketball player, he's a walking cheat code on the hardwood: give it up for 錫安·威廉森! Picture this: standing at 198 cm, but he handles the rock with the agility of a 5'10" point guard and launches missiles from 30 feet like he's at shootaround. When he attacks the paint, it's simple, he's a freight train: either you get out of the way, or you end up on his poster doing the rounds on social media for a week straight. And the most terrifying thing about him? It's not the stats, it's not the size, it's the calm. You know that moment where the arena is on its feet, the clock is ticking down the final seconds, sweat is pouring... And he's just chewing his gum like he's waiting for the bus? Then he loads up. And drains it. Stone cold. In front of 20,000 people on the verge of cardiac arrest. That's what a franchise player is: the guy who carries everyone on his shoulders and still makes it look easy. Attention, things are about to get serious. Actually no, things are about to go completely off the rails. The front office signed 菲利普·阿吉翁. The man is a 大學教師. Yes, you heard that right. A 大學教師. On a basketball court. With their lecture notes in his gym bag and zero understanding of what a pick-and-roll is. The coach says it's a "bet on raw athleticism" but between us, I'm pretty sure he lost a poker bet. 菲利普·阿吉翁 had his first practice yesterday and asked if the free throw line was home plate. The teammates are dying laughing, the fans don't know whether to cry or applaud, and the GM was spotted updating his resume on LinkedIn. This team's budget is the GDP of a small country. Seriously, there are nations at the UN moving less cash than this roster. The Second Apron is blown to smithereens, the repeater tax bleeds the owner dry with every signature, and the league watches them with a mix of disgust and fascination. But the owner doesn't care. He has a dream, and that dream is a championship banner hanging from the rafters of this arena. Everything else, the penalties, the sacrificed Draft picks, the zero flexibility, that's just details. Damn details.
比赛日 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
94-124 (负)
布朗尼·詹姆斯, this versatile guy, sets the tone immediately! Nerves of steel from the jump!
菲利普·阿吉翁, this all-around player, loses the handle and the opportunity! Shaky emotions under pressure!
马特·巴恩斯, this giant, gets stripped from mid-range! Limited stamina exposed!
易建聯 gets burned on the drive! Tendency to force bad shots in lateral movement!
易建聯 rises up past everyone for a free throw! This long boy on a mission!
Halftime. 布朗尼·詹姆斯 glances at his phone for two seconds and puts it back. Did you know 布朗尼·詹姆斯 started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
马特·巴恩斯, this long boy, pounds the scorer's table! Hot head on full display!
菲利普·阿吉翁 can't get it to fall! Gravity treats the rock differently than the young scholars!
马特·巴恩斯, this colossus, uses the jab step to freeze the defender! Crafty!
布朗尼·詹姆斯, this dude putting the league on notice, making mistakes from exhaustion! The body is failing!
布朗尼·詹姆斯 sits alone on the bench. This legit talent processing the defeat.
布朗尼·詹姆斯 unclasps his chain and squeezes it in his fist. 马特·巴恩斯 runs a hand down his face. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. See you soon. And now: '911: My Cat Climbed on Top of the Wardrobe.'
比赛日 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
99-103 (负)
易建聯, this player on the come-up, embraces the Finals-like atmosphere! Game on!
布朗尼·詹姆斯 pulls up and drills a bucket! Can't teach that!
菲利普·阿吉翁 gets burned on the switch! Hotter than a 大學教師's worst day on the job!
錫安·威廉森 blows past but overcooks it! Limited stamina showing up again!
布朗尼·詹姆斯, this established player, makes the huge stop! Defense fueling the comeback!
Off to the locker room. 易建聯 has already drained two water bottles. Staff confession: 易建聯 is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
布朗尼·詹姆斯 can't handle the pressure! This league veteran folds in late in the quarter!
錫安·威廉森 glares at the scoreboard! This up-and-coming baller not happy with the situation!
易建聯 posts up through pain, through doubt! This respected competitor transcending!
This seasoned vet 易建聯 gets called for the charge on the final possession! Brutal!
This up-and-coming baller 易建聯 stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this up-and-coming baller wanted.
錫安·威廉森 pulls his cap down over his eyes. 布朗尼·詹姆斯 doesn't have a cap, and it shows. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
比赛日 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
106-95 (胜)
This legit talent 菲利普·阿吉翁 in the starting lineup! Let's see what this legit talent brings!
錫安·威廉森 dribbles and converts! A reverse layup from downtown! Money!
马特·巴恩斯, this absolute unit, locks down the attacker! Ridiculous creativity on the defensive end!
布朗尼·詹姆斯 posts up into the lane and kicks out! Nerves of steel and great decision-making!
菲利普·阿吉翁 reads the defense like a book! Perfect play call from this 大學教師!
Back to the locker room. 马特·巴恩斯's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. Did you know 马特·巴恩斯 knits to unwind? Made a scarf in Orlando Magic-Beans's colors. By accident, obviously. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
菲利普·阿吉翁 floats one in from along the baseline! Delicate as a 大學教師 with their lecture notes!
An incredible energy fills the arena! This name that's buzzing 菲利普·阿吉翁 feeds off the energy!
This next-level player 布朗尼·詹姆斯 dives for the loose ball! Natural-born leadership on every play!
The legend of 錫安·威廉森 grows! This established player adding another chapter back to the basket!
This player on the come-up 马特·巴恩斯 is all smiles! The stats back up the brilliance!
易建聯 does a belly slide on the court. 马特·巴恩斯 does a back slide. The hardwood is ruined. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
比赛日 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
118-95 (胜)
Tip-off! 易建聯 gets us started! Let's go!
马特·巴恩斯 converts from downtown! An and-one with trademark an unmatched feel for the game!
马特·巴恩斯 with the huge rebound in traffic from downtown! This player on the come-up says no!
菲利普·阿吉翁 spots the mismatch! Eagle-eyed like a 大學教師 inspecting the young scholars!
錫安·威廉森 uses the hesitation dribble! Pure God-given talent creating separation!
Heading in. 錫安·威廉森's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Did you know 錫安·威廉森 once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. The players come back running. Did someone set the locker room on fire?
A deep three by 布朗尼·詹姆斯! The crowd erupts! Eyes in the back of the head personified!
易建聯 soaks in a Playoff atmosphere! This solid pro living for these moments!
菲利普·阿吉翁 trusts the system! Trust of a 大學教師 trusting their lecture notes!
This guy with a proven track record 马特·巴恩斯 silences the noise! Freakish explosiveness locked in! Nothing else matters!
马特·巴恩斯, this absolute unit, celebrates the win! A fist pump toward the bench! What a game!
錫安·威廉森 and 布朗尼·詹姆斯 share a 30-second hug. 易建聯 wants in. Gets pushed away. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. Good night! And now: 'Naked and Afraid: Lost in the Shopping Mall.'
比赛日 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
114-93 (胜)
布朗尼·詹姆斯, this do-it-all player, is introduced and the arena explodes! This up-and-coming baller is in the building!
菲利普·阿吉翁 handles the leather like their lecture notes. A devastating dunk from mid-range! The precision of a 大學教師!
布朗尼·詹姆斯 a sky-high block with authority! This swiss-army-knife type protecting the paint!
布朗尼·詹姆斯 pinpoints the pass in the paint! Another assist for this up-and-coming baller!
This solid pro 錫安·威廉森 recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
Halftime whistle. 马特·巴恩斯 has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Did you know? 马特·巴恩斯 launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. Back to hostilities. Faces have changed in the locker room.
易建聯 attacks the basketball with flair and hits a scoop layup! Sensational!
布朗尼·詹姆斯, this name that's buzzing, waves the crowd up! An electric crowd rising!
马特·巴恩斯 finds the open teammate! This seasoned vet making everyone better!
易建聯 attacks with the fire of a thousand suns! He's on fire!
That's the game! 易建聯 finishes with a monster performance! This name that's buzzing victorious!
布朗尼·詹姆斯 and 菲利普·阿吉翁 slap each other's butts. 錫安·威廉森 declines the invitation. Did you know that 錫安·威廉森 practices 大學教師 on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
比赛日 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
110-84 (胜)
This up-and-coming baller 布朗尼·詹姆斯 comes out firing! A devastating dunk in the first minute!
This name that's buzzing 易建聯 with a picture-perfect half-court heave! The crowd goes wild!
马特·巴恩斯 sprints to close out! A defensive stop from the left corner! Great effort!
菲利普·阿吉翁 rises up the leather through traffic! What a pass by this well-respected player!
布朗尼·詹姆斯, this swiss-army-knife type, exploits the mismatch under the basket! Smart play!
The players head in. 马特·巴恩斯 slips on the wet tunnel floor. They say 马特·巴恩斯 has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. Back to hostilities. Faces have changed in the locker room.
马特·巴恩斯 with the crafty catch-and-shoot triple! Pure God-given talent on display!
This established player 菲利普·阿吉翁 silences the hostile crowd! A Finals-like atmosphere shifts!
菲利普·阿吉翁 communicates on the switch! Clear as a 大學教師's directions!
易建聯 penetrates like a player possessed! Insane court vision unleashed!
菲利普·阿吉翁 hangs up the arm sleeve! Calling it a night, the 大學教師 is done!
布朗尼·詹姆斯 drops to his knees and kisses the court. 錫安·威廉森 pretends to gag. Did you know that 錫安·威廉森 practices 大學教師 on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. Good night everyone! Coming up: 'Boot Camp: Supermarket Checkout Line Edition.' Discipline.
比赛日 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
99-98 (胜)
菲利普·阿吉翁 steps onto the temple of basketball! From challenging the young scholars to this, game time!
马特·巴恩斯, this colossus, covers ground to get the clutch steal! Wow!
錫安·威廉森, this solid pro, comes up empty! A bank shot off target back to the basket!
A two-handed slam from 錫安·威廉森 from mid-range! That's a statement right there!
布朗尼·詹姆斯 reads the defense perfectly! A killer instinct and a sky-high basketball IQ!
The locker room. 马特·巴恩斯 sprawls out full-length on the bench. Rumor has it 马特·巴恩斯 tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
菲利普·阿吉翁 rises for the clutch rebound! Rising to the occasion, classic 大學教師!
This player making noise 錫安·威廉森 forces the bad pass! Freakish explosiveness creating turnovers!
What an incredible energy! 马特·巴恩斯 and the fans creating a spectacle!
錫安·威廉森 posts up with the game on the line! A bucket! He lives for this!
菲利普·阿吉翁 talks to reporters! Explaining the leather like explaining the young scholars!
马特·巴恩斯 and 菲利普·阿吉翁 share a 30-second hug. 布朗尼·詹姆斯 wants in. Gets pushed away. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Thanks for watching. Coming up: '48 Hours: The Secret Life of Roundabouts.' Essential viewing.
比赛日 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
102-97 (胜)
布朗尼·詹姆斯 looks dialed in from the start! An unmatched feel for the game preparation showing!
An alley-oop from 马特·巴恩斯! This player making noise just keeps delivering!
易建聯 slides the feet perfectly and forces a miss! Pure God-given talent in every step!
易建聯 rises up and dishes! Gorgeous feed driving to the hoop! Iron discipline!
易建聯 spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
Break! 马特·巴恩斯 has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. Locker room anecdote: 马特·巴恩斯 talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. We're back! The players look fired up.
錫安·威廉森 takes off through traffic and scores! Incredible finish!
The fans sense it coming! The energy is building as 马特·巴恩斯 gets hot!
This legit talent 錫安·威廉森 motivates the squad in the huddle! Natural leader!
易建聯, this beanpole, sets the tone with a killer instinct! Leader!
布朗尼·詹姆斯 can breathe! The win is secured, it's over!
马特·巴恩斯 jumps so high from joy he nearly touches the scoreboard. Almost. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
比赛日 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
104-99 (胜)
This well-respected player 马特·巴恩斯 catches the basketball early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
布朗尼·詹姆斯 with the suffocating defense! This dude putting the league on notice is a wall out there!
布朗尼·詹姆斯 takes a tough alley-oop and it doesn't go! Limited stamina in shot selection!
易建聯, this hooper's hooper, drops a layup along the baseline! Pure artistry!
马特·巴恩斯 sets the screen at the perfect angle! This respected competitor cerebral play!
Halftime! 马特·巴恩斯 walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Fun fact: 马特·巴恩斯 was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
This league veteran 錫安·威廉森 takes over in the first half! Pure God-given talent in crunch time!
易建聯 forces the step-out-of-bounds! This player on the come-up hawking the ball!
This respected competitor 布朗尼·詹姆斯 brings a standing ovation to a new level! Incredible scene!
布朗尼·詹姆斯 posts up and drills it! On a clutch free throw! That dawg mentality under pressure!
菲利普·阿吉翁 owns the night! Owner of the den and the young scholars alike!
布朗尼·詹姆斯 does the floss while 錫安·威廉森 spins like a top. 菲利普·阿吉翁 just stands there, arms crossed. Cool. I drank so much coffee tonight I'm going to commentate in my sleep. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
比赛日 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
115-102 (胜)
布朗尼·詹姆斯, this well-respected player, draws first blood! A two-handed slam to start!
菲利普·阿吉翁 hooks it in! The arc of a 大學教師 swinging their lecture notes!
易建聯, this mammoth, with the clutch clutch steal! The crowd is on its feet!
易建聯 with the alley-oop pass! This big fella throws it up, teammate throws it down!
錫安·威廉森, this legit talent, manages the clock beautifully in the second half!
Halftime whistle. 錫安·威廉森 flops into the first available chair. Did you know 錫安·威廉森 keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
This solid pro 錫安·威廉森 with a cold-blooded sky hook! No conscience!
This seasoned vet 菲利普·阿吉翁 turns the hostile crowd into stunned silence!
錫安·威廉森, this beanpole, holds the team together with natural-born leadership! Captain!
Win or lose, 易建聯 has earned respect tonight! This player making noise warrior spirit!
This dude putting the league on notice 錫安·威廉森 secures the win with nerves of steel! Another one in the bag!
布朗尼·詹姆斯 and 易建聯 lap the court arm in arm, singing. Off-key. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
比赛日 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
101-106 (负)
布朗尼·詹姆斯, this combo guard, takes the court! The roaring arena is electric!
易建聯, this respected competitor, operates from way beyond the arc with a two-handed slam! Clinic!
This next-level player 易建聯 misjudges the passing lane! Easy assist through!
菲利普·阿吉翁, this hooper's hooper, pulls the trigger from the right corner but no luck!
菲利普·阿吉翁 fights through fatigue! That 大學教師 toughness is for real!
Heading in. 马特·巴恩斯's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Did you know? 马特·巴恩斯 once signed an autograph for a referee. During the game. Mid free-throw. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
This legit talent 马特·巴恩斯 can't deliver when it matters! Defense that's basically a suggestion under pressure!
菲利普·阿吉翁 is visibly upset! Upset as a 大學教師 when the young scholars goes sideways!
The stadium knows it! 布朗尼·詹姆斯 is special! This well-respected player writing legacy!
马特·巴恩斯 turns it over on the final possession! This guy with a proven track record crumbles under pressure!
This league veteran 易建聯 shakes hands and moves on. In the end, heavy feet proved costly.
菲利普·阿吉翁 isolates in a corner, back against the wall. 錫安·威廉森 tries to talk. He raises a hand to say no. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
比赛日 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
117-104 (胜)
易建聯, this hooper's hooper, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
This solid pro 易建聯 with a vintage layup! The old magic is still there!
菲利普·阿吉翁, this solid build, clamps down in the clutch! Elite an iron-wall defense!
This up-and-coming baller 易建聯 leads the fast break and dishes! Easy bucket off the assist!
This league veteran 布朗尼·詹姆斯 calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!
Back to the locker room. 錫安·威廉森's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. Did you know 錫安·威廉森 plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. Back on the floor, faces full of determination.
錫安·威廉森 converts a tough tear drop driving to the hoop! Skill level: elite!
You can cut the tension with a knife! A packed arena as 布朗尼·詹姆斯 steps up!
This up-and-coming baller 易建聯 celebrates the teammate's score! It's about the team!
This is the 马特·巴恩斯 game! This hooper's hooper taking over in the closing moments!
菲利普·阿吉翁 shares the credit! Team player on and off the court!
布朗尼·詹姆斯 grabs the arena mic and screams. Just a scream. 錫安·威廉森 applauds. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. That's a wrap! And now, 'The Price Is Right: Why Nobody Answers the Phone Anymore.'
比赛日 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
85-113 (负)
菲利普·阿吉翁 starts in the slasher! Playing the slasher way a 大學教師 plays with their lecture notes!
菲利普·阿吉翁 air-mails a two-handed slam in the paint! Way off for this solid pro!
菲利普·阿吉翁 lets fly the Wilson right to the defense! Costly mistake by this legit talent!
易建聯 turns the head and loses the man! This established player napping defensively!
錫安·威廉森 with the tough deep three through contact! This league veteran won't be denied!
Break! 马特·巴恩斯 takes his jersey off before even reaching the locker room. Did you know 马特·巴恩斯 keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
菲利普·阿吉翁 glares at the ball! Like it personally betrayed this 大學教師!
易建聯 forces a double-clutch layup on the low block! This league veteran trying too hard!
菲利普·阿吉翁 calls the audible! Adapting on the fly, that's 大學教師 mentality!
菲利普·阿吉翁 is huffing and puffing! Winded, even a 大學教師 would call it quits!
马特·巴恩斯 reflects on what could have been. Heavy feet the difference tonight.
马特·巴恩斯 mutters 'damn' under his breath. 錫安·威廉森 says 'yeah' in the same tone. I learned backstage that 錫安·威廉森 also does 大學教師 on weekends. That explains those reflexes. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
比赛日 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
92-103 (负)
This seasoned vet 布朗尼·詹姆斯 gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
錫安·威廉森 drives the ball right into the defender's hands! Limited stamina!
錫安·威廉森, this mountain of a man, commits the travel! Hot head in the footwork!
This hooper's hooper 马特·巴恩斯 fouls reaching in! Lack of consistency on defense!
布朗尼·詹姆斯, this established player, knifes through for a deep three at half court! Wow!
End of the first half. 马特·巴恩斯 is beet red but still standing. Little secret: 马特·巴恩斯 watches cat videos between quarters. Says it's relaxing. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
菲利普·阿吉翁, this respected competitor, yells at the coaching staff! Shaky emotions under pressure causing friction!
Brick! 錫安·威廉森 misfires from way beyond the arc! Tendency to force bad shots at the worst time!
This dude putting the league on notice 马特·巴恩斯 with the savvy veteran play! Ridiculous creativity experience showing!
布朗尼·詹姆斯 grabs the shorts! This name that's buzzing is running on fumes!
錫安·威廉森 dishes past the media. This guy with a proven track record not in the mood to talk.
錫安·威廉森 and 布朗尼·詹姆斯 walk side by side without looking at each other. The silence is deafening. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
比赛日 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
83-125 (负)
易建聯 goes to work onto the floor! The crowd roars for this seasoned vet!
马特·巴恩斯 dribbles the rock into the front rim! That's frustrating for this hooper's hooper!
菲利普·阿吉翁 tries to be too fancy and loses the basketball! Heavy feet in the decision-making!
錫安·威廉森 bites on the pump fake! This seasoned vet sent flying facing the rim!
菲利普·阿吉翁, this versatile guy, waves off the play call! Tendency to rush hurting the team!
The locker room. 易建聯 sprawls out full-length on the bench. Juicy anecdote: 易建聯 was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
布朗尼·詹姆斯 fires a finger roll from way beyond the arc but can't connect! Sometimes predictable game showing!
This next-level player 布朗尼·詹姆斯 can barely get up the court! Fatigue setting in!
菲利普·阿吉翁 throws it away! A pass worse than a 大學教師 tossing the young scholars!
布朗尼·詹姆斯, this do-it-all player, sits down hard on the bench! Defense that's basically a suggestion written all over his face!
布朗尼·詹姆斯, this player on the come-up, takes the loss hard. Defense that's basically a suggestion at the wrong moments.
菲利普·阿吉翁's face is locked shut, zero emotion. 布朗尼·詹姆斯 hides his eyes under a towel. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
My Team ends the season #7 with a 9W-6L record. Season MVP: 錫安·威廉森.
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