Il mio quintetto ideale — basketball_team 🇮🇹
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Diario di stagione
Classifica
| # | Team | V | S | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 3 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | My Team | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Phoenix No-Defense | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-stagione
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Marco Belinelli on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 196 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget? Astronomical. The owner said "let's go" and signed the check without even looking at the number. We're deep into the luxury tax, every dollar over the threshold costs triple, and the accountant has nightmares every single night. But when you've got two superstars, a fifteen-man roster where the weakest link would start elsewhere, and a coaching staff paid in gold, you don't give a damn about the bill. It's championship or bust, and they've chosen their side.
Giornata 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (S)
Tip-off! Luigi Datome gets us started! Let's go!
Marco Belinelli forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Luigi Datome throws it into the stands! What was that from this player on the come-up!
Nicolò Melli reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Nicolò Melli mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Luigi Datome grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Luigi Datome started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Nico Mannion misfires from the left corner! This newcomer searching for answers!
This name that's buzzing Nicolò Melli has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This name that's buzzing Nicolò Melli with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Nico Mannion storms to the bench! This total unknown is visibly upset!
Nicolò Melli reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Luigi Datome's gaze is cold, distant. Marco Belinelli's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Giornata 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
127-97 (V)
Marco Belinelli, this league veteran, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Nico Mannion goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This hidden prospect is relentless!
Luigi Datome with the help-side brilliant anticipation! This name that's buzzing always in position!
Nicolò Melli with the transition assist! This up-and-coming baller pushing the pace with pure God-given talent!
This legit talent Nicolò Melli switches defensive assignments on the fly! Next-level basketball IQ!
First half is done. Nicolò Melli is chugging Gatorade like it's water. The staff told me Nicolò Melli sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This newcomer Nico Mannion is automatic along the baseline! A free throw drops again!
You can feel a hostile crowd through the screen! Luigi Datome in the spotlight!
Nico Mannion attacks the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
Mouhamet Diouf dribbles like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
Mouhamet Diouf, this player nobody saw coming, with the post-game interview smile! An off-the-charts basketball IQ all night!
Nicolò Melli blows a kiss to the camera. Nico Mannion blows twelve. Marco Belinelli blocks the lens. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Giornata 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
90-102 (S)
This diamond in the rough Mouhamet Diouf comes out aggressive! Opens with a fadeaway jumper from the left corner!
This raw talent Mouhamet Diouf with a rare miss from downtown! Even the best stumble!
This hungry young player Nico Mannion with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
This surprise package Nico Mannion gives up the offensive rebound! Injury-prone body when boxing out!
Marco Belinelli knocks down a fadeaway jumper driving to the hoop! Ice in the veins!
Break. Marco Belinelli asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. They say Marco Belinelli eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Nicolò Melli goes to work and kicks the stanchion! This name that's buzzing losing composure!
This up-and-coming baller Luigi Datome misses the mark! A pull-up jumper goes begging from the left corner!
Mouhamet Diouf reads the defense perfectly! A gym-rat work ethic and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Mouhamet Diouf is gassed! This potential breakout star bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
Luigi Datome had the chances but couldn't convert. This league veteran left wanting.
Nico Mannion clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Marco Belinelli fidgets with his wristband nervously. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Giornata 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
114-95 (V)
Marco Belinelli steps back onto the floor! The crowd roars for this dude putting the league on notice!
This who-is-this-guy player Mouhamet Diouf does it again! A bucket with effortless precision!
This solid pro Luigi Datome with the weak-side rebound in traffic! Incredible help!
Nico Mannion, this tweener, runs the offense with next-level basketball IQ! Beautiful passing!
Marco Belinelli spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
End of the second quarter. Nico Mannion is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Little secret: Nico Mannion listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Mouhamet Diouf, this surprise package, drops a half-court heave facing the rim! Pure artistry!
Mouhamet Diouf, this tree of a man, gets the standing ovation! A crowd fully behind them!
Nico Mannion puts ego aside! The team comes first for this raw talent!
Nicolò Melli, this dude putting the league on notice, answers every challenge! That dawg mentality never fading!
Mouhamet Diouf, this big fella, takes the final bow! A hug with the coach! Dominant display!
Mouhamet Diouf cries tears of joy in Nicolò Melli's arms. Marco Belinelli is also crying but nobody knows why. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Giornata 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
120-95 (V)
Nicolò Melli, this giant, takes the court! The standing ovation is electric!
Nicolò Melli, this tower, uses every inch to deliver a floater!
Marco Belinelli, this giant, contests everything in the paint! Pure God-given talent on full display!
Mouhamet Diouf with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! That dawg mentality on that one!
Marco Belinelli, this player making noise, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Halftime! Marco Belinelli looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Did you know Marco Belinelli keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Luigi Datome, this player making noise, knifes through for a buzzer beater from mid-range! Wow!
Deafening noise! Nico Mannion dribbles and the building shakes!
This dude putting the league on notice Marco Belinelli unites the locker room! Silky smooth technique captain's mentality!
Marco Belinelli, this absolute unit, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this player on the come-up right now!
Luigi Datome, this legit talent, embraces the teammates! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! Sweet victory!
Luigi Datome pretends to faint from happiness. Mouhamet Diouf pretends to call 911. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Giornata 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
116-100 (V)
Marco Belinelli, this 7-footer, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
Luigi Datome pulls up the ball with purpose! A deep three! This next-level player means business!
Nico Mannion digs in defensively! Nerves of steel when the team needs stops!
This dude putting the league on notice Nicolò Melli creates for others! Unselfish play with a killer instinct!
Nicolò Melli, this 7-footer, exploits the mismatch at the buzzer! Smart play!
Halftime! Luigi Datome walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Did you know Luigi Datome started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Mouhamet Diouf dribbles and fires a tear drop! This tree of a man lighting it up!
Luigi Datome, this mountain of a man, gestures for more noise! The crowd goes nuts!
Mouhamet Diouf sacrifices the body taking the charge! This player nobody saw coming ultimate teammate!
Nicolò Melli, this titan, embodies the spirit of competition! What a show!
Luigi Datome pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This player making noise savors the win!
Nicolò Melli jumps so high from joy he nearly touches the scoreboard. Almost. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Giornata 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
117-88 (V)
This league veteran Marco Belinelli in the starting lineup! Let's see what this league veteran brings!
Mouhamet Diouf explodes the Spalding with flair and hits a layup! Sensational!
Nicolò Melli with the suffocating defense! This player making noise is a wall out there!
Mouhamet Diouf dribbles and dishes! Gorgeous feed at the buzzer! Natural-born leadership!
Luigi Datome, this beanpole, sets a brick-wall screen! Insane court vision on full display!
Halftime! Luigi Datome has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Quick anecdote about Luigi Datome: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Mouhamet Diouf strings together a tear drop under the basket. Natural-born leadership on full display!
You can cut the tension with a knife! A Playoff atmosphere as Luigi Datome steps up!
This dude putting the league on notice Luigi Datome claps for the rookie! Encouragement from this dude putting the league on notice!
This solid pro Nicolò Melli is the heartbeat of this team! A moment of truth leadership!
This newcomer Nico Mannion wraps up a sensational performance! Victory is sweet!
Mouhamet Diouf does a handstand. Nicolò Melli holds him by the feet. The crowd holds its breath. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Giornata 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
89-104 (S)
This dude out of nowhere Nico Mannion opens the scoring! A pull-up jumper! Early advantage!
An off-balance shot attempt by Marco Belinelli falls short! Tendency to force bad shots in the legs!
Marco Belinelli with a wild pass that sails out! This player on the come-up giving it away!
This established player Marco Belinelli misjudges the passing lane! Easy assist through!
This guy with a proven track record Nicolò Melli converts facing the rim! A bank shot right on cue!
The players disappear. Luigi Datome has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. Bus driver's confession: Luigi Datome raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Mouhamet Diouf, this hungry young player, barks at the teammate! Heavy feet taking over!
Luigi Datome launches but it's well off! Hot head under fatigue!
This potential breakout star Mouhamet Diouf sets the back screen! Pure God-given talent off-ball contribution!
Marco Belinelli is cramping up! This player making noise trying to shake it off! Shaky emotions under pressure!
This rising star Mouhamet Diouf congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this rising star.
Nico Mannion takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Nicolò Melli doesn't drink. Throat too tight. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Nicolò Melli. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'
Giornata 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
96-99 (S)
Marco Belinelli opens with a pull-up jumper! This legit talent making an early statement!
Marco Belinelli, this player on the come-up, threads the needle for a two-handed slam from mid-range!
Nicolò Melli, this walking skyscraper, lets the shooter get free on the low block! Costly lapse!
Mouhamet Diouf launches a euro-step and... Airball! Tendency to force bad shots at its peak!
Luigi Datome sparks the comeback! A buzzer beater under the basket! This up-and-coming baller leads the charge!
Finally a breather. Nicolò Melli has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Did you know Nicolò Melli plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
Nicolò Melli, this big fella, forces a bad shot in the closing moments! Heavy feet!
Mouhamet Diouf, this walking skyscraper, waves off the play call! Tendency to force bad shots hurting the team!
Luigi Datome is the protagonist tonight! This dude putting the league on notice authoring a masterpiece!
Nicolò Melli can't handle the pressure! This established player folds on a clutch free throw!
Mouhamet Diouf, this walking skyscraper, hangs the head. Tough loss despite nerves of steel effort.
Mouhamet Diouf walks head down toward the tunnel. Nico Mannion drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Good night everyone! Coming up: 'Boot Camp: Supermarket Checkout Line Edition.' Discipline.
Giornata 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
107-105 (V)
Game time! Luigi Datome and this respected competitor ready to put on a show at the court!
Mouhamet Diouf a defensive stop at the critical moment! A gym-rat work ethic right on cue!
Marco Belinelli misses the open look! This next-level player can't believe it! Limited stamina!
Nico Mannion, this combo guard, carves up the defense for a pull-up jumper! Beautiful!
Nicolò Melli, this up-and-coming baller, manipulates the defense with the eyes! Night-in night-out consistency!
The locker room. Marco Belinelli sprawls out full-length on the bench. Little secret: Marco Belinelli has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.
Marco Belinelli, this up-and-coming baller, with the cold-blooded double-clutch layup from way beyond the arc!
Marco Belinelli with the huge charge taken off the pick and roll! This seasoned vet says no!
Marco Belinelli, this tree of a man, commands a hostile crowd! The arena belongs to this league veteran!
This newcomer Mouhamet Diouf takes over! Back-to-back a free throw in the second quarter!
Nicolò Melli fades away in triumph! The final buzzer sounds! That's a W!
Nico Mannion moonwalks across the hardwood. Marco Belinelli attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.
Giornata 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
109-102 (V)
Mouhamet Diouf, this oversized freak, announced to huge cheers! Wild stands!
Nico Mannion, this surprise package, sinks an off-balance shot with surgical precision from the right corner!
Nicolò Melli, this solid pro, pokes the rock free! Scramble at the buzzer!
This established player Nicolò Melli connects on the pick-and-roll! Assist for a scoop layup!
This dude putting the league on notice Luigi Datome adjusts the angle mid-drive! Ridiculous creativity body control!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! Nico Mannion walks head down toward the tunnel. Staff confession: Nico Mannion is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
A free throw by Nico Mannion from mid-range! Eyes in the back of the head in every fiber!
A standing ovation as Luigi Datome, this towering presence, is introduced! Goosebumps!
Mouhamet Diouf, this oversized freak, boxes out for the teammate! This surprise package doing the dirty work!
Marco Belinelli has found another gear! This respected competitor shifting into overdrive!
Marco Belinelli fires away to the crowd! A victory dance! This dude putting the league on notice gave everything!
Mouhamet Diouf mimes popping a champagne bottle. Luigi Datome mimes chugging straight from it. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Luigi Datome. See you soon. In the meantime: 'Wipeout: IKEA on a Saturday.' Worse than the actual obstacles.
Giornata 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
112-106 (V)
Marco Belinelli looks dialed in from the start! A gym-rat work ethic preparation showing!
Mouhamet Diouf scores at will! A thunderous slam along the baseline! This newcomer domination!
Mouhamet Diouf reads the play and picks off the pass! Transition opportunity!
This seasoned vet Nicolò Melli leads the fast break and dishes! Easy bucket off the assist!
Nicolò Melli, this walking skyscraper, uses the jab step to freeze the defender! Crafty!
Rest. Marco Belinelli buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Anecdote: Marco Belinelli once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Nicolò Melli buries a buzzer beater off the pick and roll! This well-respected player is on fire tonight!
Mouhamet Diouf, this guy nobody was talking about, waves the crowd up! A crowd fully behind them rising!
This guy with a proven track record Luigi Datome runs the Spalding patiently! Searching for the perfect shot!
This hidden prospect Mouhamet Diouf with a performance for the ages! A play that goes down in history chapter!
Nicolò Melli walks off the arena victorious! This solid pro owns this moment!
Nico Mannion makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. Marco Belinelli makes a bigger heart. Luigi Datome makes a massive heart. During the game, I counted how many times I said 'incredible.' Seventeen. A personal record. And now, a brand new episode of 'Desperately Seeking My Cat.' Good night, everyone.
Giornata 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
107-90 (V)
This name that's buzzing Luigi Datome catches the ball early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Marco Belinelli, this respected competitor, drills another reverse layup driving to the hoop! Automatic!
This seasoned vet Marco Belinelli anchors the defense off the pick and roll! Nothing gets through!
Luigi Datome, this respected competitor, drives and kicks! Perfect assist for a pull-up jumper!
Nicolò Melli slows the pace when the team needs it! This player on the come-up tempo control!
The players leave the court. Marco Belinelli clings to the tunnel railing. Did you know Marco Belinelli started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.
A reverse layup by Mouhamet Diouf! The crowd erupts! Natural-born leadership personified!
Mouhamet Diouf spins in front of the home faithful! A hostile crowd! Beautiful!
Marco Belinelli, this tree of a man, sets the perfect screen! Insane court vision for the team!
Luigi Datome, this legit talent, has been building to this all game! Late in the quarter!
This dude putting the league on notice Marco Belinelli is all smiles! The stats back up the brilliance!
Nico Mannion and Luigi Datome lap the court arm in arm, singing. Off-key. Behind the scenes, I learned Marco Belinelli was also a volunteer firefighter in a past life. You can feel it in the game. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Giornata 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
101-97 (V)
Marco Belinelli, this respected competitor, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Nicolò Melli times it perfectly and rejects the shot! A perfect contest at the top of the key!
Nicolò Melli with a rough and-one driving to the hoop! Limited stamina at the worst time!
Mouhamet Diouf with the smooth hook shot! This unknown gem making it look easy!
Luigi Datome, this guy with a proven track record, orchestrates the delay game! Next-level basketball IQ in action!
The players leave the court. Mouhamet Diouf clings to the tunnel railing. Confession: Mouhamet Diouf calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
Marco Belinelli rises up for the game-winner! A floater! This well-respected player is the moment!
Luigi Datome pressures the inbound! This solid pro with relentless a gym-rat work ethic!
A Playoff atmosphere fills the arena! This dude out of nowhere Mouhamet Diouf feeds off the energy!
This potential breakout star Nico Mannion demands the ball and delivers! In the money time heroics!
This established player Marco Belinelli walks off to a standing ovation! Immense pressure! Incredible!
Mouhamet Diouf and Luigi Datome form a tunnel for Nicolò Melli to crawl through. Too tall. Gets stuck. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Giornata 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
92-101 (S)
Luigi Datome takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Nicolò Melli misfires from downtown! Even this well-respected player has off nights!
Nicolò Melli with the errant pass! This well-respected player needs to settle down!
This dark horse Nico Mannion commits the and-one foul! Injury-prone body in positioning!
Mouhamet Diouf, this absolute unit, showcases night-in night-out consistency with a gorgeous double-clutch layup!
Back to the locker room. Luigi Datome's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. Exclusive info: Luigi Datome is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
Mouhamet Diouf can't mask the disappointment! This guy nobody was talking about wearing it on the sleeve!
Mouhamet Diouf with the off-balance off-balance shot! This who-is-this-guy player couldn't set the feet!
Mouhamet Diouf, this 7-footer, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! Freakish explosiveness!
Mouhamet Diouf, this oversized freak, looks exhausted under the basket! The legs are gone!
This dude out of nowhere Mouhamet Diouf leaves the palace of hoops with head held high. Fought to the end.
Nico Mannion takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Mouhamet Diouf doesn't drink. Throat too tight. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'What Would You Do: People Who Say Hello in the Elevator.' Exposing the truth.
My Team ends the season #6 with a 10W-5L record. Season MVP: Marco Belinelli.
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