My dream starting five — basketball_team 🇺🇾
5 miembros · TeamBranch
Diario de temporada
Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Houston Blast-Off | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Denver Horse-Track | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | My Team | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pretemporada
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Kobe Bryant on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 198 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (D)
Tip-off! Kobe Bryant gets us started! Let's go!
Klay Thompson forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Kobe Bryant throws it into the stands! What was that from this undisputed superstar!
Cooper Flagg reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Cooper Flagg mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Kobe Bryant grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Kobe Bryant started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Stephen Curry misfires from the left corner! This jersey-selling name searching for answers!
This name that's buzzing Cooper Flagg has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This name that's buzzing Cooper Flagg with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Stephen Curry storms to the bench! This headliner is visibly upset!
Cooper Flagg reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Kobe Bryant's gaze is cold, distant. Klay Thompson's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
128-96 (V)
Klay Thompson, this league veteran, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Stephen Curry goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This world-class player is relentless!
Kobe Bryant with the help-side brilliant anticipation! This absolute legend always in position!
Cooper Flagg with the transition assist! This up-and-coming baller pushing the pace with pure God-given talent!
This legit talent Cooper Flagg switches defensive assignments on the fly! Next-level basketball IQ!
First half is done. Cooper Flagg is chugging Gatorade like it's water. The staff told me Cooper Flagg sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This jersey-selling name Stephen Curry is automatic along the baseline! A free throw drops again!
You can feel a hostile crowd through the screen! Kobe Bryant in the spotlight!
Stephen Curry attacks the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
Deandre Ayton dribbles like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
Deandre Ayton, this next-level player, with the post-game interview smile! An off-the-charts basketball IQ all night!
Cooper Flagg blows a kiss to the camera. Stephen Curry blows twelve. Klay Thompson blocks the lens. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
92-100 (D)
This seasoned vet Deandre Ayton comes out aggressive! Opens with a fadeaway jumper from the left corner!
This well-respected player Deandre Ayton with a rare miss from downtown! Even the best stumble!
This established star Stephen Curry with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
This franchise guy Stephen Curry gives up the offensive rebound! Injury-prone body when boxing out!
Klay Thompson knocks down a fadeaway jumper driving to the hoop! Ice in the veins!
Break. Klay Thompson asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. They say Klay Thompson eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Cooper Flagg goes to work and kicks the stanchion! This name that's buzzing losing composure!
This first-ballot legend Kobe Bryant misses the mark! A pull-up jumper goes begging from the left corner!
Deandre Ayton reads the defense perfectly! A gym-rat work ethic and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Deandre Ayton is gassed! This up-and-coming baller bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
Kobe Bryant had the chances but couldn't convert. This basketball god left wanting.
Stephen Curry clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Klay Thompson fidgets with his wristband nervously. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
115-94 (V)
Klay Thompson steps back onto the floor! The crowd roars for this dude putting the league on notice!
This guy with a proven track record Deandre Ayton does it again! A bucket with effortless precision!
This all-time great Kobe Bryant with the weak-side rebound in traffic! Incredible help!
Stephen Curry, this tweener, runs the offense with next-level basketball IQ! Beautiful passing!
Klay Thompson spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
End of the second quarter. Stephen Curry is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Little secret: Stephen Curry listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Deandre Ayton, this league veteran, drops a half-court heave facing the rim! Pure artistry!
Deandre Ayton, this little firecracker, gets the standing ovation! A crowd fully behind them!
Stephen Curry puts ego aside! The team comes first for this All-Star caliber talent!
Cooper Flagg, this dude putting the league on notice, answers every challenge! That dawg mentality never fading!
Deandre Ayton, this undersized dog, takes the final bow! A hug with the coach! Dominant display!
Deandre Ayton cries tears of joy in Cooper Flagg's arms. Klay Thompson is also crying but nobody knows why. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
121-94 (V)
Cooper Flagg, this giant, takes the court! The standing ovation is electric!
Cooper Flagg, this tower, uses every inch to deliver a floater!
Klay Thompson, this giant, contests everything in the paint! Pure God-given talent on full display!
Deandre Ayton with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! That dawg mentality on that one!
Klay Thompson, this player making noise, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Halftime! Klay Thompson looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Did you know Klay Thompson keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Kobe Bryant, this guy with rings on every finger, knifes through for a buzzer beater from mid-range! Wow!
Deafening noise! Stephen Curry dribbles and the building shakes!
This dude putting the league on notice Klay Thompson unites the locker room! Silky smooth technique captain's mentality!
Klay Thompson, this absolute unit, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this player on the come-up right now!
Kobe Bryant, this hall-of-fame lock, embraces the teammates! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! Sweet victory!
Kobe Bryant pretends to faint from happiness. Deandre Ayton pretends to call 911. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
118-98 (V)
Klay Thompson, this 7-footer, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
Kobe Bryant pulls up the ball with purpose! A deep three! This potential GOAT means business!
Stephen Curry digs in defensively! Nerves of steel when the team needs stops!
This dude putting the league on notice Cooper Flagg creates for others! Unselfish play with a killer instinct!
Cooper Flagg, this 7-footer, exploits the mismatch at the buzzer! Smart play!
Halftime! Kobe Bryant walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Did you know Kobe Bryant started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Deandre Ayton dribbles and fires a tear drop! This little firecracker lighting it up!
Kobe Bryant, this mountain of a man, gestures for more noise! The crowd goes nuts!
Deandre Ayton sacrifices the body taking the charge! This next-level player ultimate teammate!
Cooper Flagg, this titan, embodies the spirit of competition! What a show!
Kobe Bryant pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This guy with rings on every finger savors the win!
Cooper Flagg jumps so high from joy he nearly touches the scoreboard. Almost. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
119-86 (V)
This league veteran Klay Thompson in the starting lineup! Let's see what this league veteran brings!
Deandre Ayton explodes the Spalding with flair and hits a layup! Sensational!
Cooper Flagg with the no-look pass! This hooper's hooper has eyes in the back of the head!
This up-and-coming baller Klay Thompson with a vintage sky hook! The old magic is still there!
Klay Thompson, this player making noise, shuts down the play in the paint! Lockdown defender!
Halftime! Stephen Curry is limping slightly heading off the court. Confession: Stephen Curry calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Klay Thompson with the tough layup through contact! This up-and-coming baller won't be denied!
Deandre Ayton piles it on! A bucket extends the lead! No mercy tonight!
Cooper Flagg asks the scorer's table for the score! This established player forgot!
Cooper Flagg throws the finger guns at the crowd! A salute to the fans after a thunderous slam!
Cooper Flagg fades away into the tunnel with the W! This respected competitor all smiles!
Deandre Ayton and Cooper Flagg pound their chests like gorillas. The coach pretends not to know them. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
112-98 (V)
Cooper Flagg looks dialed in from the start! A killer instinct preparation showing!
Kobe Bryant dishes and scores! A deep three! This 7-footer is a problem!
Kobe Bryant with the chase-down ball recovery! What athleticism!
This legit talent Cooper Flagg finds the open man! Assist and a bank shot!
Deandre Ayton crosses over the ball out of the trap! Eyes in the back of the head under pressure!
Halftime. Deandre Ayton is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Little scoop: Deandre Ayton logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Cooper Flagg answers back with a deep three! Next-level basketball IQ under pressure!
This max-contract guy Stephen Curry turns the hostile crowd into stunned silence!
Kobe Bryant, this mammoth, boxes out for the teammate! This potential GOAT doing the dirty work!
Kobe Bryant dunks into the record books! This all-time great making memories!
Deandre Ayton, this short king, carries the team to victory! MVP-level performance!
Cooper Flagg does a belly slide on the court. Kobe Bryant does a back slide. The hardwood is ruined. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
107-116 (D)
Kobe Bryant takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Deandre Ayton with a rough hook shot at the top of the key! Lack of consistency at the worst time!
This dude putting the league on notice Cooper Flagg commits the 5-second violation! Clock management injury-prone body!
Klay Thompson gambles for the steal and pays the price! Lack of consistency!
Cooper Flagg with iron discipline finds the angle for a floater!
Halftime whistle! Stephen Curry grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Intel: Stephen Curry once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Klay Thompson slams the Wilson in frustration! Sometimes predictable game on full display!
A deep three attempt by Kobe Bryant falls short! Lack of consistency in the legs!
This next-level player Klay Thompson attacks the closeout! Driving past the over-eager defender!
This franchise guy Stephen Curry is a warrior but the body says no! The 48 regulation minutes of war!
Kobe Bryant sits alone on the bench. This hall-of-fame lock processing the defeat.
Kobe Bryant clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Cooper Flagg fidgets with his wristband nervously. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
119-93 (V)
Deandre Ayton, this hooper's hooper, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Deandre Ayton catches fire! And it's a buzzer beater! Nerves of steel taking over!
Kobe Bryant, this tree of a man, recovers and contests! Never-give-up effort fueled by night-in night-out consistency!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Kobe Bryant with the wraparound pass! How did that get through!
Klay Thompson, this well-respected player, orchestrates the delay game! Nerves of steel in action!
Halftime! Kobe Bryant walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Intel: Kobe Bryant asked Denver Horse-Track for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
Kobe Bryant, this tree of a man, rises above and hammers an alley-oop!
Kobe Bryant explodes and the crowd chants the name! Listen to that noise!
Stephen Curry, this do-it-all player, sets the perfect screen! Eyes in the back of the head for the team!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Kobe Bryant channels the inner champion! Next-level basketball IQ at its peak!
That's the game! Deandre Ayton finishes with a monster performance! This up-and-coming baller victorious!
Stephen Curry hugs the mascot. Klay Thompson hugs the referee. Awkward. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
99-103 (D)
This bonafide star Stephen Curry opens the scoring! A free throw! Early advantage!
Stephen Curry with an incredible thunderous slam from downtown! Standing ovation!
Kobe Bryant turns the head and loses the man! This undisputed superstar napping defensively!
Kobe Bryant, this long boy, gets stuffed trying a fadeaway jumper! Denied!
Kobe Bryant, this 7-footer, refuses to die! A reverse layup keeps the dream alive!
Well-deserved break. Cooper Flagg looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Little scoop: Cooper Flagg tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
Deandre Ayton, this little guy, forces a bad shot in the extra period! Tendency to force bad shots!
This guy with a proven track record Klay Thompson can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
Deandre Ayton, this up-and-coming baller, has been building to this all game! At the last second!
Kobe Bryant, this all-time great, misses the potential game-winner! Limited stamina!
This established player Klay Thompson stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this established player wanted.
Cooper Flagg walks head down toward the tunnel. Klay Thompson drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
97-115 (D)
And we're underway! Stephen Curry touches the basketball first! This world-class player looks eager!
Deandre Ayton forces a buzzer beater at the top of the key! This seasoned vet trying too hard!
Cooper Flagg with the lazy pass! Tendency to force bad shots leading to easy points!
Deandre Ayton, this scrappy guard, gets exploited in the switch! Lack of consistency exposed in the mismatch!
This bonafide star Stephen Curry finishes with authority! A layup off the pick and roll!
Finally a breather. Klay Thompson has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. I've been told Klay Thompson always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.
Cooper Flagg dribbles the towel! This respected competitor showing limited stamina!
Kobe Bryant with the off-balance thunderous slam! This franchise cornerstone couldn't set the feet!
This league veteran Klay Thompson runs the pick-and-pop to perfection! Tactical mastery!
Kobe Bryant takes off but the legs won't cooperate! Hot head catching up!
Stephen Curry penetrates to the tunnel in disappointment. This top-tier talent will learn from this.
Cooper Flagg's brow is furrowed, lips pressed thin. Kobe Bryant breathes through his nose, hard, steady, trying to calm down. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
85-113 (D)
This certified GOAT candidate Kobe Bryant catches the Spalding early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Klay Thompson forces a bad scoop layup! This player on the come-up needs to trust teammates!
Deandre Ayton fires away the damn ball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this well-respected player!
Deandre Ayton overcommits and gets beat! Hot head when reading the play!
Stephen Curry steps back to the rack for a pull-up jumper! Can't contain this swiss-army-knife type!
The players leave the court. Deandre Ayton clings to the tunnel railing. Bus driver's confession: Deandre Ayton raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
Kobe Bryant takes off angrily after the turnover! This household name spiraling!
Stephen Curry, this smooth operator, wastes a golden chance with a wild reverse layup!
This franchise cornerstone Kobe Bryant adjusts at halftime and comes out sharp! Adaptation!
Stephen Curry, this established star, is dragging! The 48 regulation minutes minutes taking their toll!
Cooper Flagg, this big fella, hangs the head. Tough loss despite ridiculous creativity effort.
Deandre Ayton and Kobe Bryant walk side by side without looking at each other. The silence is deafening. Your favorite commentator survived. It's not much, but it's honest work. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
89-120 (D)
Game time! Kobe Bryant and this hall-of-fame lock ready to put on a show at the gym!
Cooper Flagg shoots but the shot rims out! Hot head rears its ugly head!
This top-tier talent Stephen Curry gets pickpocketed at the buzzer! Sloppy handling!
This name that's buzzing Deandre Ayton can't recover! Scored on from the right corner! Hot head!
This franchise guy Stephen Curry converts at the buzzer! A pull-up jumper right on cue!
End of the second quarter. Cooper Flagg is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Did you know Cooper Flagg plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Stephen Curry, this versatile guy, shows negative body language! Defense that's basically a suggestion creeping in!
Klay Thompson, this legit talent, comes up empty! A free throw off target off the pick and roll!
This certified GOAT candidate Kobe Bryant uses the floater over this mountain of a man coverage! Smart!
Stephen Curry bends over during the dead ball! This max-contract guy gathering what's left!
This global icon Kobe Bryant shakes hands and moves on. In the end, tendency to rush proved costly.
Stephen Curry refuses the coach's embrace. Klay Thompson accepts it but his body is stiff. Tonight I learned Stephen Curry used to be a volunteer firefighter before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
83-118 (D)
The game begins and Kobe Bryant is ready! You can see insane court vision written all over his face!
Stephen Curry dribbles the basketball into nothing! Lack of consistency on full display tonight!
Kobe Bryant with a wild pass that sails out! This hall-of-fame lock giving it away!
This guy with a proven track record Klay Thompson caught ball-watching! Backdoor cut for an easy score!
Kobe Bryant mutters to himself walking back! This guy with rings on every finger fighting inner demons!
The players head to the locker room. Klay Thompson is sweating like a racehorse. Fun fact: Klay Thompson got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.
Deandre Ayton explodes the rock right into the defender's hands! Limited stamina!
This basketball god Kobe Bryant can barely jump! The springs are gone on the low block!
Klay Thompson lets fly into a trap! Sometimes predictable game when reading the defense!
Deandre Ayton, this player making noise, barks at the teammate! Tendency to rush taking over!
Kobe Bryant, this living legend, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Cooper Flagg refuses Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest's handshake. Klay Thompson offers a limp one with just his fingertips. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
My Team ends the season #9 with a 7W-8L record. Season MVP: Kobe Bryant.
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