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赛季日志
积分榜
| # | Team | 胜 | 负 | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 6 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Phoenix No-Defense | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Houston Blast-Off | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | My Team | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 1 | 14 | 2 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 0 | 15 | 0 |
季前赛
Buckle up, pull your visor down, and clench everything you've got because tonight we are NOT talking about some pickup game at the park. Hell no. We're talking about an arena shaking so hard the neighbors called the cops three times before tip-off. We're talking about a franchise built on decades of sweat, tears, heart-stopping buzzer-beaters, and Draft picks so bold that half the league thought they'd lost their minds. And yet, here they are, back and hungrier than ever. The team with no name, baby! There's one guy on this team who scares the living hell out of everyone. Opponents, coaches, referees, even his own teammates sometimes. That's 姚明. Standing at 229 cm, shoulders like a linebacker, and a touch on the ball so soft it makes you want to cry. This damn player can drop 40 one night, grab 15 boards the next, and slap you with a triple-double night after just because he was bored. The kind of guy you want on your squad and pray you never have to face. The worst part? His ice-cold composure. The clock shows 0.8 seconds, the whole building is holding its breath, the ball is burning in his hands... And he flashes a little smirk before draining the game-winner with sickening ease. He's the engine, the brain, and the heartbeat of that locker room. If he sneezes, the whole damn franchise catches a cold. Tonight, he's on a mission, and believe me, he didn't show up to mess around. Attention, things are about to get serious. Actually no, things are about to go completely off the rails. The front office signed 超人. The man is a 超级英雄. Yes, you heard that right. A 超级英雄. On a basketball court. With bare hands in his gym bag and zero understanding of what a pick-and-roll is. The coach says it's a "bet on raw athleticism" but between us, I'm pretty sure he lost a poker bet. 超人 had his first practice yesterday and asked if the free throw line was home plate. The teammates are dying laughing, the fans don't know whether to cry or applaud, and the GM was spotted updating his resume on LinkedIn. Now listen up, the owner has pulled out the checkbook and he's willing to eat the luxury tax penalties. We're in the big leagues. Two max contracts, well-paid veterans on every corner. They're all-in. Every extra dollar spent costs them three in taxes, but they don't care: they want to raise that trophy in June and they've got the firepower to back it up.
比赛日 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
95-124 (负)
超人 checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 launches and misses! The basketball isn't the winning goal, and it shows!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多, this all-around player, gets called for the carry! Shaky emotions under pressure in ball-handling!
This basketball god 克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 gives up the offensive rebound! Tendency to force bad shots when boxing out!
斯蒂芬·科里 pulls up and drills a pull-up jumper! Can't teach that!
Both teams head in. 超人 has a red mark on his cheek from an elbow. Word is 超人 sleeps with his basketball shoes on. I can't confirm it, but the source is reliable. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
特雷西·麦格克雷迪 storms to the bench! This solid pro is visibly upset!
超人 can't connect! Their bare hands in hand, sure. The pill through the hoop, nope!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 outsmarts the opponent! The brains of a 足球运动员 with their football boots!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多, this smooth operator, laboring up and down! Hot head draining the energy!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 leaves the floor quietly! Quiet as a 足球运动员 after the winning goal setback!
超人 has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. 姚明 has aged ten years in forty minutes. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
比赛日 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
113-78 (胜)
姚明, this absolute unit, takes the court! The Finals-like atmosphere is electric!
An and-one from 斯蒂芬·科里! Another dagger! This elite player closing the door!
超人 racks up the helpers! Dishing like it's their 超级英雄... Because it is!
This headliner 姚明 with a picture-perfect catch-and-shoot triple! The crowd goes wild!
超人 rotates beautifully! Spinning with precision worthy of their bare hands!
Halftime whistle. 斯蒂芬·科里 has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Intel: 斯蒂芬·科里 once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.
超人 nails an and-one with the ease of a 超级英雄 who competes the game. Natural!
This franchise cornerstone 克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 puts the exclamation point! A buzzer beater from way beyond the arc!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 posts up the wrong way on offense! This basketball god needs a GPS!
超人 taps the logo on the jersey! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! That's pride right there!
It's over! 姚明 delivers the goods! This reliable star walks off a winner!
斯蒂芬·科里 and 姚明 do the conga. Alone. On an empty court. Nobody joins in. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
比赛日 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
123-87 (胜)
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 sets the tone early! The 足球运动员 came to play tonight!
超人 with an incredible bucket driving to the hoop! Standing ovation!
斯蒂芬·科里 threads the needle! Beautiful assist from way beyond the arc! Unreal court vision!
姚明, this giant, showcases an off-the-charts basketball IQ with a gorgeous pull-up jumper!
姚明 with a textbook defensive stance! That's how you do it!
Halftime whistle. 姚明 flops into the first available chair. Bus driver's confession: 姚明 raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
超人 with a half-court heave! The finesse of their bare hands right there on the temple of basketball!
斯蒂芬·科里, this guy everybody knows, still going full throttle! No mercy tonight!
This reliable star 斯蒂芬·科里 catches the leather between the legs! Not intentionally!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 shimmies after a double-clutch layup! Shaking it off, the 足球运动员 is feeling it!
超人, this versatile guy, celebrates the win! A fist pump toward the bench! What a game!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 improvises an Oscar acceptance speech. 超人 plays the imaginary violin. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'
比赛日 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
114-103 (胜)
斯蒂芬·科里 looks dialed in from the start! An unmatched feel for the game preparation showing!
斯蒂芬·科里, this swiss-army-knife type, uses strength and skill for a fadeaway jumper! Complete player!
姚明, this tower, locks down the attacker! Nerves of steel on the defensive end!
超人 dishes a beautiful pass! Special delivery from this 超级英雄!
姚明 spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
The locker room. 超人 sprawls out full-length on the bench. Did you know 超人 plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
特雷西·麦格克雷迪 dishes the Wilson beautifully for a catch-and-shoot triple! What touch!
You can feel palpable tension through the screen! 姚明 in the spotlight!
超人, this guy with rings on every finger, picks up the fallen teammate! That dawg mentality beyond the stats!
特雷西·麦格克雷迪, this legit talent, is playing with nothing to lose! Watch out, this legit talent is dangerous!
特雷西·麦格克雷迪, this mountain of a man, takes the final bow! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! Dominant display!
特雷西·麦格克雷迪, 克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多, and 超人 pose for a group photo at center court. Nobody has a phone. Tonight I learned 特雷西·麦格克雷迪 used to be a 超级英雄 before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. That's a wrap! And now, the network's masterpiece: 'My Cat, My Battle.' Don't miss the finale.
比赛日 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
95-99 (负)
姚明, this established star, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 dunks with the precision of a 足球运动员 at work. And it's a tear drop!
超人 loses their assignment! Like losing their bare hands in the workshop!
This franchise guy 斯蒂芬·科里 short-arms a hook shot from the right corner! Not enough lift!
超人, this all-around player, with the crucial iron-wall defense! Comeback building!
Players head to the locker room. 姚明 has tape on three fingers. Fun fact: 姚明 got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
This basketball god 超人 dribbles out the clock! Lack of consistency costing precious seconds!
斯蒂芬·科里, this swiss-army-knife type, throws the hands up! Exasperated along the baseline!
特雷西·麦格克雷迪 is writing the story tonight! This established player with an alley-oop on the low block!
斯蒂芬·科里 misses in the clutch! A fadeaway jumper off the mark in the first half!
特雷西·麦格克雷迪 walks off in silence. This guy with a proven track record gave it all but it wasn't enough.
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 shakes 斯蒂芬·科里's hand in silence. Not a word. Just a look that says it all. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.
比赛日 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
104-92 (胜)
This living legend 克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 makes it look easy! As easy as a 足球运动员 scoring the winning goal!
斯蒂芬·科里 with the chase-down defensive stop! What athleticism!
特雷西·麦格克雷迪, this colossus, drops the dime! A killer instinct passing on display!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 schemes with the coaching staff! Plotting the next move, true 足球运动员!
Halftime. 姚明 wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Anecdote: 姚明 once wore his jersey inside out for the entire first quarter. Nobody dared say anything. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
姚明 converts a tough hook shot in the paint! Skill level: elite!
This elite player 姚明 brings a crowd fully behind them to a new level! Incredible scene!
This top-tier talent 斯蒂芬·科里 defers to the hot hand! Smart basketball!
斯蒂芬·科里 blows past like a player possessed! Insane court vision unleashed!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 wraps up an incredible performance! Wrapped up tight, the 足球运动员 delivered!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 and 特雷西·麦格克雷迪 play rock-paper-scissors to decide who carries the ball. 克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 loses. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. See you soon. And now: '911: My Cat Climbed on Top of the Wardrobe.'
比赛日 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
95-114 (负)
Tip-off! 斯蒂芬·科里 gets us started! Let's go!
This all-time great 超人 whiffs on an off-balance shot! The crowd groans!
This next-level player 特雷西·麦格克雷迪 with turnover number lengths ahead! Heavy feet is piling up!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 can't contain the drive! Scoring the winning goal is more containable!
斯蒂芬·科里, this do-it-all player, dominates along the baseline and puts up a pull-up jumper! Unstoppable!
Heading in. 姚明's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Anecdote: 姚明 once wore his jersey inside out for the entire first quarter. Nobody dared say anything. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
姚明 glares at the scoreboard! This jersey-selling name not happy with the situation!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多, this versatile guy, loses the handle and the opportunity! Shaky emotions under pressure!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 takes off the ball out of the trap! Insane court vision under pressure!
超人, this swiss-army-knife type, looks exhausted driving to the hoop! The legs are gone!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 looks at the scoreboard one last time! Numbers don't lie for a 足球运动员!
特雷西·麦格克雷迪 pulls his cap down over his eyes. 超人 doesn't have a cap, and it shows. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
比赛日 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
99-105 (负)
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 wins the opening tip! Tipping off with 足球运动员 energy!
姚明 fires a double-clutch layup at half court but can't connect! Lack of consistency showing!
Stolen from 超人! A 超级英雄 who let it slip through their fingers!
斯蒂芬·科里 gets crossed over! This elite player left frozen at the top of the key!
超人 with scary good handles finds the angle for a catch-and-shoot triple!
Halftime. 超人 throws his towel on the floor walking in. Anecdote: 超人 threw up before his first pro game. No more pre-game burgers ever since. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
特雷西·麦格克雷迪 slams the leather in frustration! Limited stamina on full display!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 gets a clean look but heavy feet costs the bucket!
This potential GOAT 超人 recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多, this smooth operator, is drenched in sweat! Emptying the tank!
斯蒂芬·科里, this combo guard, trudges off the hardwood. Lessons to take from this one.
姚明 lets out a big exhale walking through the door. 超人 holds his in. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. That's a wrap! And now, 'The Price Is Right: Why Nobody Answers the Phone Anymore.'
比赛日 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
97-126 (负)
斯蒂芬·科里, this tweener, sets the tone immediately! Nerves of steel from the jump!
超人 dunks but it's well off! Lack of consistency under fatigue!
斯蒂芬·科里, this solid build, fumbles the entry pass on the low block!
特雷西·麦格克雷迪 gambles for the steal and pays the price! Ego the size of Texas!
斯蒂芬·科里, this do-it-all player, elevates for a monster half-court heave!
Rest time. 斯蒂芬·科里 isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Physio's confession: 斯蒂芬·科里 purrs when you massage his calves. Like a cat. A big cat. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
姚明, this walking skyscraper, shows negative body language! Heavy feet creeping in!
斯蒂芬·科里 dribbles but the shot rims out! Lack of consistency rears its ugly head!
This living legend 克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 adjusts at halftime and comes out sharp! Adaptation!
斯蒂芬·科里 grabs the shorts! This reliable star is running on fumes!
特雷西·麦格克雷迪, this tree of a man, hangs the head. Tough loss despite nerves of steel effort.
超人 whispers 'this can't be real' under his breath. 斯蒂芬·科里 nods without conviction. Your commentator survived one game, four coffees, and a sandwich of questionable date. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
比赛日 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
121-96 (胜)
This guy everybody knows 姚明 opens the scoring! A double-clutch layup! Early advantage!
A layup from 超人 at the top of the key! That's a certified bucket-getter!
姚明 picks the pocket of the ball handler! Straight robbery!
特雷西·麦格克雷迪, this long boy, delivers the entry pass! Beautiful feed into the post!
This player on the come-up 特雷西·麦格克雷迪 with the savvy veteran play! A gym-rat work ethic experience showing!
End of the second quarter. 超人 is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Did you know? 超人 launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 nails a euro-step at coming out of the locker room! A 足球运动员 who delivers when it matters!
This jersey-selling name 斯蒂芬·科里 gets the crowd into it! A standing ovation at fever pitch!
This once-in-a-lifetime player 超人 tips it to the teammate! Night-in night-out consistency on full display!
This next-level player 特雷西·麦格克雷迪 refuses to lose! The will of a champion!
Final buzzer! 克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多's 足球运动员 shift on the floor ends in triumph!
超人 throws chalk powder like LeBron. 克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 coughs for two minutes straight. Your commentator broke his personal screaming record tonight. My throat is not thanking me. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
比赛日 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
99-105 (负)
斯蒂芬·科里 takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 goes 0 for the quarter! A 足球运动员 having a rough shift with their football boots!
姚明 coughs up the Spalding! Sometimes predictable game strikes again from the right corner!
斯蒂芬·科里 lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this guy everybody knows fooled!
特雷西·麦格克雷迪, this mammoth, uses every inch to deliver a thunderous slam!
Both teams head to the locker room. 特雷西·麦格克雷迪 wipes his forehead with his jersey. Little secret: 特雷西·麦格克雷迪 watches cat videos between quarters. Says it's relaxing. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
超人 pounds the scorer's table! Frustrated! The 超级英雄 in them is showing!
This All-Star caliber talent 姚明 misfires again! Ego the size of Texas could cost the team!
超人 exploits the mismatch! Finding weakness with their bare hands acumen!
特雷西·麦格克雷迪, this up-and-coming baller, sucking wind after that sprint! The four quarters of battle!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 sits on the bench post-game! Sitting like a 足球运动员 after their football boots broke!
斯蒂芬·科里 hurls his water bottle at the wall. 姚明 flinches but doesn't react. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
比赛日 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
80-118 (负)
This up-and-coming baller 特雷西·麦格克雷迪 comes out firing! A two-handed slam in the first minute!
姚明, this tower, gets the separation but can't finish! Injury-prone body!
This player making noise 特雷西·麦格克雷迪 loses concentration and the rock with it!
This jersey-selling name 斯蒂芬·科里 picks up the cheap foul! Sometimes predictable game showing!
特雷西·麦格克雷迪 attacks angrily after the turnover! This legit talent spiraling!
That's a wrap for now. 斯蒂芬·科里 dives into the tunnel. Fun fact: 斯蒂芬·科里 blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
斯蒂芬·科里 forces a free throw under the basket! This certified bucket trying too hard!
超人 tanks the play from tiredness! Tanked like a 超级英雄's energy for the game!
斯蒂芬·科里 crosses over into a trap! Tendency to rush when reading the defense!
超人 waves off the play! The authority of a 超级英雄 in that gesture!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 had the chances but couldn't convert. This once-in-a-lifetime player left wanting.
斯蒂芬·科里's eyes are red, jaw tight. 超人 apologizes to the coach, voice cracking. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
比赛日 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
82-120 (负)
特雷西·麦格克雷迪 opens with a two-handed slam! This up-and-coming baller making an early statement!
姚明 air-mails an and-one in transition! Way off for this big-name player!
This max-contract guy 斯蒂芬·科里 with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
超人 can't stay in front! Competing the game doesn't build lateral quickness!
斯蒂芬·科里, this headliner, barks at the teammate! Injury-prone body taking over!
First half is done. 斯蒂芬·科里 is chugging Gatorade like it's water. Fun fact: 斯蒂芬·科里 tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
特雷西·麦格克雷迪, this colossus, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this dude putting the league on notice!
超人 gets the mercy sub! Mercy, like a 超级英雄 begging the game for mercy!
姚明 with a wild pass that sails out! This big-name player giving it away!
姚明 picks up the second technical! This big-name player ejected! Sometimes predictable game!
姚明 launches to the tunnel in disappointment. This certified bucket will learn from this.
姚明 presses his forehead against the tunnel glass. 斯蒂芬·科里 walks right past without noticing. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
比赛日 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
86-108 (负)
Game time! 克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 and this hall-of-fame lock ready to put on a show at the temple of basketball!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 drives the Wilson right into the defender's hands! Sometimes predictable game!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 gets the ball stripped! The winning goal would have stayed in a 足球运动员's grip!
超人 gets blown by! Even a 超级英雄 couldn't stop that!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 sinks it from downtown. A 足球运动员 never misses the winning goal, and never misses the hoop!
Halftime. 姚明 throws his towel on the floor walking in. Little scoop: 姚明 logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a 足球运动员 hits the workbench!
特雷西·麦格克雷迪 misfires driving to the hoop! This seasoned vet searching for answers!
特雷西·麦格克雷迪, this tower, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! Next-level basketball IQ!
This bonafide star 斯蒂芬·科里 is a warrior but the body says no! The four quarters of war!
姚明, this franchise guy, takes the loss hard. Injury-prone body at the wrong moments.
姚明 takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. 特雷西·麦格克雷迪 doesn't drink. Throat too tight. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than 特雷西·麦格克雷迪. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
比赛日 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
96-121 (负)
超人 drives into position! This potential GOAT not wasting any time!
姚明 clanks another one off the rim! This franchise guy needs to find rhythm!
姚明, this titan, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted on the low block!
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 overcommits! Going all-in like a 足球运动员 on the winning goal, but wrong!
超人, this generational talent, reads the play perfectly and delivers a step-back three!
The players head in. 超人 slips on the wet tunnel floor. I've been told 超人 once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 spins and kicks the stanchion! This global icon losing composure!
斯蒂芬·科里 forces up a euro-step over the defense! Tendency to rush! Bad decision!
斯蒂芬·科里, this all-around player, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
姚明 asks for the ball to slow the pace! This headliner needs air!
姚明, this bonafide star, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
斯蒂芬·科里 claps his hands in frustration. 克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 clenches his jaw so hard you can hear it from here. I learned backstage that 克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多 also does 超级英雄 on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
My Team finishes #13 (5W-10L). Better luck next season! MVP: 姚明.
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