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5 miembros · TeamBranch
Diario de temporada
Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | My Team | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pretemporada
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Franz Wagner on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 203 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (D)
Tip-off! Franz Wagner gets us started! Let's go!
Quentin Grimes forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Franz Wagner throws it into the stands! What was that from this player on the come-up!
Precious Achiuwa reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Precious Achiuwa mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Franz Wagner grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Franz Wagner started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Kevin Porter Jr. Misfires from the left corner! This name that's buzzing searching for answers!
This newcomer Precious Achiuwa has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This newcomer Precious Achiuwa with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Kevin Porter Jr. Storms to the bench! This player on the come-up is visibly upset!
Precious Achiuwa reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Franz Wagner's gaze is cold, distant. Quentin Grimes's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
127-97 (V)
Quentin Grimes, this surprise package, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Kevin Porter Jr. Goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This solid pro is relentless!
Franz Wagner with the help-side brilliant anticipation! This name that's buzzing always in position!
Precious Achiuwa with the transition assist! This potential breakout star pushing the pace with pure God-given talent!
This dude out of nowhere Precious Achiuwa switches defensive assignments on the fly! Next-level basketball IQ!
First half is done. Precious Achiuwa is chugging Gatorade like it's water. The staff told me Precious Achiuwa sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This name that's buzzing Kevin Porter Jr. Is automatic along the baseline! A free throw drops again!
You can feel a hostile crowd through the screen! Franz Wagner in the spotlight!
Kevin Porter Jr. Attacks the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
Devin Robinson dribbles like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
Devin Robinson, this player nobody saw coming, with the post-game interview smile! An off-the-charts basketball IQ all night!
Precious Achiuwa blows a kiss to the camera. Kevin Porter Jr. Blows twelve. Quentin Grimes blocks the lens. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
91-101 (D)
This diamond in the rough Devin Robinson comes out aggressive! Opens with a fadeaway jumper from the left corner!
This raw talent Devin Robinson with a rare miss from downtown! Even the best stumble!
This player making noise Kevin Porter Jr. With a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
This league veteran Kevin Porter Jr. Gives up the offensive rebound! Injury-prone body when boxing out!
Quentin Grimes knocks down a fadeaway jumper driving to the hoop! Ice in the veins!
Break. Quentin Grimes asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. They say Quentin Grimes eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Precious Achiuwa goes to work and kicks the stanchion! This newcomer losing composure!
This up-and-coming baller Franz Wagner misses the mark! A pull-up jumper goes begging from the left corner!
Devin Robinson reads the defense perfectly! A gym-rat work ethic and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Devin Robinson is gassed! This potential breakout star bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
Franz Wagner had the chances but couldn't convert. This league veteran left wanting.
Kevin Porter Jr. Clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Quentin Grimes fidgets with his wristband nervously. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
114-95 (V)
Quentin Grimes steps back onto the floor! The crowd roars for this rising star!
This who-is-this-guy player Devin Robinson does it again! A bucket with effortless precision!
This solid pro Franz Wagner with the weak-side rebound in traffic! Incredible help!
Kevin Porter Jr., this tweener, runs the offense with next-level basketball IQ! Beautiful passing!
Quentin Grimes spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
End of the second quarter. Kevin Porter Jr. Is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Little secret: Kevin Porter Jr. Listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Devin Robinson, this surprise package, drops a half-court heave facing the rim! Pure artistry!
Devin Robinson, this little firecracker, gets the standing ovation! A crowd fully behind them!
Kevin Porter Jr. Puts ego aside! The team comes first for this well-respected player!
Precious Achiuwa, this rising star, answers every challenge! That dawg mentality never fading!
Devin Robinson, this undersized dog, takes the final bow! A hug with the coach! Dominant display!
Devin Robinson cries tears of joy in Precious Achiuwa's arms. Quentin Grimes is also crying but nobody knows why. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
120-95 (V)
Precious Achiuwa, this giant, takes the court! The standing ovation is electric!
Precious Achiuwa, this tower, uses every inch to deliver a floater!
Quentin Grimes, this versatile guy, contests everything in the paint! Pure God-given talent on full display!
Devin Robinson with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! That dawg mentality on that one!
Quentin Grimes, this hungry young player, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Halftime! Quentin Grimes looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Did you know Quentin Grimes keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Franz Wagner, this player making noise, knifes through for a buzzer beater from mid-range! Wow!
Deafening noise! Kevin Porter Jr. Dribbles and the building shakes!
This rising star Quentin Grimes unites the locker room! Silky smooth technique captain's mentality!
Quentin Grimes, this do-it-all player, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this total unknown right now!
Franz Wagner, this legit talent, embraces the teammates! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! Sweet victory!
Franz Wagner pretends to faint from happiness. Devin Robinson pretends to call 911. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
116-100 (V)
Quentin Grimes, this combo guard, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
Franz Wagner pulls up the ball with purpose! A deep three! This next-level player means business!
Kevin Porter Jr. Digs in defensively! Nerves of steel when the team needs stops!
This rising star Precious Achiuwa creates for others! Unselfish play with a killer instinct!
Precious Achiuwa, this 7-footer, exploits the mismatch at the buzzer! Smart play!
Halftime! Franz Wagner walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Did you know Franz Wagner started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Devin Robinson dribbles and fires a tear drop! This little firecracker lighting it up!
Franz Wagner, this mountain of a man, gestures for more noise! The crowd goes nuts!
Devin Robinson sacrifices the body taking the charge! This player nobody saw coming ultimate teammate!
Precious Achiuwa, this titan, embodies the spirit of competition! What a show!
Franz Wagner pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This player making noise savors the win!
Precious Achiuwa jumps so high from joy he nearly touches the scoreboard. Almost. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
118-87 (V)
This surprise package Quentin Grimes in the starting lineup! Let's see what this surprise package brings!
Devin Robinson explodes the Spalding with flair and hits a layup! Sensational!
Precious Achiuwa with the no-look pass! This guy nobody was talking about has eyes in the back of the head!
This potential breakout star Quentin Grimes with a vintage sky hook! The old magic is still there!
Quentin Grimes, this hungry young player, shuts down the play in the paint! Lockdown defender!
Halftime! Kevin Porter Jr. Is limping slightly heading off the court. Confession: Kevin Porter Jr. Calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Quentin Grimes with the tough layup through contact! This potential breakout star won't be denied!
Devin Robinson piles it on! A bucket extends the lead! No mercy tonight!
Precious Achiuwa asks the scorer's table for the score! This unknown gem forgot!
Precious Achiuwa throws the finger guns at the crowd! A salute to the fans after a thunderous slam!
Precious Achiuwa fades away into the tunnel with the W! This dark horse all smiles!
Devin Robinson and Precious Achiuwa pound their chests like gorillas. The coach pretends not to know them. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
111-99 (V)
Precious Achiuwa looks dialed in from the start! A killer instinct preparation showing!
Franz Wagner dishes and scores! A deep three! This 7-footer is a problem!
Franz Wagner with the chase-down ball recovery! What athleticism!
This dude out of nowhere Precious Achiuwa finds the open man! Assist and a bank shot!
Devin Robinson crosses over the ball out of the trap! Eyes in the back of the head under pressure!
Halftime. Devin Robinson is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Little scoop: Devin Robinson logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Precious Achiuwa answers back with a deep three! Next-level basketball IQ under pressure!
This up-and-coming baller Kevin Porter Jr. Turns the hostile crowd into stunned silence!
Franz Wagner, this mammoth, boxes out for the teammate! This next-level player doing the dirty work!
Franz Wagner dunks into the record books! This solid pro making memories!
Devin Robinson, this short king, carries the team to victory! MVP-level performance!
Precious Achiuwa does a belly slide on the court. Franz Wagner does a back slide. The hardwood is ruined. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
105-118 (D)
Franz Wagner takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Devin Robinson with a rough hook shot at the top of the key! Lack of consistency at the worst time!
This rising star Precious Achiuwa commits the 5-second violation! Clock management injury-prone body!
Quentin Grimes gambles for the steal and pays the price! Lack of consistency!
Precious Achiuwa with iron discipline finds the angle for a floater!
Halftime whistle! Kevin Porter Jr. Grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Intel: Kevin Porter Jr. Once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Quentin Grimes slams the Wilson in frustration! Sometimes predictable game on full display!
A deep three attempt by Franz Wagner falls short! Lack of consistency in the legs!
This player nobody saw coming Quentin Grimes attacks the closeout! Driving past the over-eager defender!
This league veteran Kevin Porter Jr. Is a warrior but the body says no! The 48 regulation minutes of war!
Franz Wagner sits alone on the bench. This legit talent processing the defeat.
Franz Wagner clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Precious Achiuwa fidgets with his wristband nervously. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
118-94 (V)
Devin Robinson, this guy nobody was talking about, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Devin Robinson catches fire! And it's a buzzer beater! Nerves of steel taking over!
Franz Wagner, this tree of a man, recovers and contests! Never-give-up effort fueled by night-in night-out consistency!
This seasoned vet Franz Wagner with the wraparound pass! How did that get through!
Quentin Grimes, this raw talent, orchestrates the delay game! Nerves of steel in action!
Halftime! Franz Wagner walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Intel: Franz Wagner asked Denver Horse-Track for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
Franz Wagner, this tree of a man, rises above and hammers an alley-oop!
Franz Wagner explodes and the crowd chants the name! Listen to that noise!
Kevin Porter Jr., this do-it-all player, sets the perfect screen! Eyes in the back of the head for the team!
This seasoned vet Franz Wagner channels the inner champion! Next-level basketball IQ at its peak!
That's the game! Devin Robinson finishes with a monster performance! This potential breakout star victorious!
Kevin Porter Jr. Hugs the mascot. Quentin Grimes hugs the referee. Awkward. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
98-104 (D)
This established player Kevin Porter Jr. Opens the scoring! A free throw! Early advantage!
Kevin Porter Jr. Can't buy a bucket! Another miss under the basket! Frustrating!
Franz Wagner, this walking skyscraper, steps out of bounds with the ball! Mental lapse!
This established player Franz Wagner can't recover! Scored on at the buzzer! Limited stamina!
Precious Achiuwa explodes the ball with eyes in the back of the head. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
That's a cut. Quentin Grimes stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Rumor has it Quentin Grimes tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
Precious Achiuwa glares at the scoreboard! This rising star not happy with the situation!
Franz Wagner fades away but the shot rims out! Sometimes predictable game rears its ugly head!
This name that's buzzing Kevin Porter Jr. Sets the back screen! A gym-rat work ethic off-ball contribution!
This next-level player Kevin Porter Jr. Can barely jump! The springs are gone at the top of the key!
Quentin Grimes lets fly to the tunnel in disappointment. This dude out of nowhere will learn from this.
Kevin Porter Jr. Closes his eyes walking out. Precious Achiuwa keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
120-103 (V)
The game begins and Franz Wagner is ready! You can see freakish explosiveness written all over his face!
This respected competitor Franz Wagner capitalizes at half court! A free throw with nerves of steel!
Devin Robinson, this compact dynamo, clamps down in the clutch! Elite a crucial offensive board!
Devin Robinson with the lob pass facing the rim! This guy nobody was talking about to the teammate! Boom!
Kevin Porter Jr., this well-respected player, manipulates the defense with the eyes! Next-level basketball IQ!
End of the second quarter. Precious Achiuwa is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Small detail: Precious Achiuwa wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
This dark horse Precious Achiuwa with a beautiful buzzer-beater along the baseline! Poetry in motion!
An electric crowd as Kevin Porter Jr., this smooth operator, is introduced! Goosebumps!
This dude putting the league on notice Franz Wagner celebrates the teammate's score! It's about the team!
Precious Achiuwa, this giant, sets the tone with natural-born leadership! Leader!
Kevin Porter Jr., this smooth operator, acknowledges the fans! An incredible energy! A chest bump!
Devin Robinson and Quentin Grimes cradle the game ball like a baby. Franz Wagner takes a photo. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
118-104 (V)
Precious Achiuwa fires up the crowd to open the game! This diamond in the rough starting strong!
Kevin Porter Jr. Pulls up and drills an alley-oop! Can't teach that!
Quentin Grimes, this all-around player, covers ground to get the rebound in traffic! Wow!
This hidden prospect Precious Achiuwa orchestrates the offense in the paint! Maestro!
This dude out of nowhere Devin Robinson uses the floater over this lightning-quick little man coverage! Smart!
Halftime whistle. Kevin Porter Jr. Spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Locker room intel: Kevin Porter Jr. Has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. Break's over, the players take their positions.
A fadeaway jumper from Precious Achiuwa! This dark horse reminding everyone why they're on top!
Quentin Grimes soaks in a cathedral silence! This hungry young player living for these moments!
Kevin Porter Jr. Rises up the orange with patience! This seasoned vet trusting the system!
Precious Achiuwa, this dude out of nowhere, has the crowd in the palm of the hand! An electric crowd!
Final buzzer! Precious Achiuwa is the hero! This hungry young player with a game for the ages!
Franz Wagner cries tears of joy in Quentin Grimes's arms. Kevin Porter Jr. Is also crying but nobody knows why. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
93-108 (D)
Kevin Porter Jr. Explodes with energy from the opening whistle! This dude putting the league on notice locked in!
A step-back three from Franz Wagner hits the iron! Tendency to rush under the spotlight!
This player nobody saw coming Quentin Grimes forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
Kevin Porter Jr. Falls asleep on the weak side! Limited stamina exposed!
An and-one by Kevin Porter Jr. At the buzzer! Unreal swagger in every fiber!
Well-deserved break. Kevin Porter Jr. Looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Exclusive info: Kevin Porter Jr. Is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
Quentin Grimes gets a technical for complaining! Heavy feet on full display!
Devin Robinson misses the open look! This player nobody saw coming can't believe it! Occasional mental lapses!
Quentin Grimes spins to the weak side! This surprise package exploiting the rotation!
Devin Robinson launches a step slower than usual! Tendency to force bad shots in the tank!
Quentin Grimes, this do-it-all player, trudges off the field house. Lessons to take from this one.
Devin Robinson slams his fist on the bench. Precious Achiuwa places his palm flat, as if to calm the surface. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
94-118 (D)
And we're underway! Quentin Grimes touches the leather first! This unknown gem looks eager!
This up-and-coming baller Franz Wagner whiffs on a floater! The crowd groans!
Kevin Porter Jr. Fades away the ball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this up-and-coming baller!
Devin Robinson gets crossed over! This rising star left frozen in transition!
Franz Wagner with an incredible thunderous slam at half court! Standing ovation!
The players file out. Kevin Porter Jr. Exchanges a tense look with the coach. Locker room anecdote: Kevin Porter Jr. Talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
Devin Robinson, this scrappy guard, throws the hands up! Exasperated from the right corner!
This legit talent Kevin Porter Jr. Rattles it out! So close yet so far off the pick and roll!
This who-is-this-guy player Devin Robinson adjusts at halftime and comes out sharp! Adaptation!
This raw talent Precious Achiuwa calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Shaky emotions under pressure taking its toll!
Precious Achiuwa, this who-is-this-guy player, takes the loss hard. Tendency to rush at the wrong moments.
Franz Wagner sighs so loudly that the reporters hear it. Quentin Grimes winces. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
My Team ends the season #7 with a 9W-6L record. Season MVP: Franz Wagner.
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