AMMI AURA — basketball_team 🇮🇹
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Diario di stagione
Classifica
| # | Team | V | S | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 4 | Denver Horse-Track | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | AMMI AURA | 0 | 15 | 0 |
Pre-stagione
Alright, sit your ass down for two minutes because tonight we're not messing around, we're diving headfirst into a sold-out arena that smells like rubber and sweat, with 20,000 fans ready to lose their damn voices. We're about to relive the saga of a franchise that's seen it all: the glory years when they bulldozed the league, the dark ages when nothing went in, and the Draft-night strokes of genius that brought them back to the summit. This ain't just basketball, this is American legend carried by physical freaks who aren't here to play nice, they're here to carve their names into NBA history with psycho stat lines and rim-rattling dunks that shake the whole damn building. Ladies and gentlemen... AMMI AURA! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Ja Morant on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 191 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. You want to know the difference between a good player and a damn franchise player? It's the fourth quarter. When the legs are burning, when the lungs are begging for mercy, when the scoreboard is taunting you with a tight score, that's when he lights up. Like a diesel engine finally hitting its temperature. The first three quarters are the warm-up. The fourth quarter is his hunting ground. And the prey? It's the teams that thought they had a chance. And because this season couldn't possibly be normal, the coach went out and signed Thibaut Courtois. The man. Is. A calciatore. I'm going to let that marinate for two seconds. A calciatore. On a professional basketball court. With guys who jump 3 feet off the ground. This dude jumps 6 inches, on a good day, with a running start and the wind at his back. But he's got i loro scarpini da calcio and apparently, the technical motion of a calciatore and a pull-up jumper are "basically the same thing, give or take 90 degrees." That's what the coach said. The team doctor immediately requested a cognitive evaluation for the coach. Mid-pack budget. The team of guys who punch the clock, don't complain, cash a decent paycheck, and go home without making headlines. It's not sexy, but it works. The GM is a damn wizard at finding role players at 3 million who play like they're worth 15, and the coach squeezes every drop out of this roster. The problem? One major injury and the whole house of cards collapses.
Giornata 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
79-123 (S)
Thibaut Courtois, this beanpole, announced to huge cheers! A standing ovation!
Thibaut Courtois rattles it out! Shaking the venue with the i loro scarpini da calcio intensity!
Tupac Shakur throws it away! A pass worse than an attivista tossing the la marcia di protesta!
Simba La Rue, this do-it-all player, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over tendency to force bad shots!
Tupac Shakur, this swiss-army-knife type, throws the hands up! Exasperated facing the rim!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Ja Morant to massage his thighs. Did you know? Ja Morant once signed an autograph for a referee. During the game. Mid free-throw. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
Simba La Rue attacks but it's well off! Tendency to force bad shots under fatigue!
This certified GOAT candidate Tupac Shakur can barely jump! The springs are gone in the paint!
Turnover by Lizzo! Sputaring the le sbarre ardenti requires less coordination, clearly!
Ja Morant mouths off and picks up a T! Shaky emotions under pressure taking over!
Simba La Rue absorbs the defeat! Taking it on the chin, a rapper knows tough days!
Thibaut Courtois's eyes are red, jaw tight. Ja Morant apologizes to the coach, voice cracking. Evening confession: I'm wearing Thibaut Courtois's jersey under my shirt. For morale. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Giornata 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
98-101 (S)
Thibaut Courtois takes the court to a standing ovation! The calciatore with the i loro scarpini da calcio is here!
Lizzo attacks under the basket and finishes with a layup! Too good!
Ja Morant scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Sometimes predictable game!
Simba La Rue shoots an air ball in a crowd fully behind them! A rapper lost in the noise!
Simba La Rue with the momentum-shifting play! The willpower of a rapper right there!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, Simba La Rue picks up the pace. Little secret: Simba La Rue watches cat videos between quarters. Says it's relaxing. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Thibaut Courtois, this mammoth, forces a bad shot in the fourth quarter! Ego the size of Texas!
Thibaut Courtois argues with the ref! The same passion they bring to segnaring the il gol vincente!
Tupac Shakur, this versatile guy, carries the weight of the team on those shoulders!
Simba La Rue fumbles the inbound! Monday morning vibes from this rapper!
Tupac Shakur hangs their head! An attivista who gave everything they had!
Thibaut Courtois hurls his water bottle at the wall. Lizzo flinches but doesn't react. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Giornata 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
103-104 (S)
Tupac Shakur, this once-in-a-lifetime player, draws first blood! A catch-and-shoot triple to start!
The technical flair of Simba La Rue recalls their rapper days. An alley-oop! Sublime!
This who-is-this-guy player Simba La Rue caught ball-watching! Backdoor cut for an easy score!
Tupac Shakur, this guy with rings on every finger, comes up empty! A bucket off target at the top of the key!
Tupac Shakur digs deep for the comeback! Deep as an attivista digs into their best work!
Halftime whistle. Simba La Rue spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Intel: Simba La Rue asked Orlando Magic-Beans for their energy drink recipe. They refused. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
Thibaut Courtois can't convert in the second quarter! This global icon shrinks in the moment!
Tupac Shakur storms to the bench! This global icon is visibly upset!
Every time Thibaut Courtois touches the damn ball, you see the discipline of the i loro scarpini da calcio!
Lizzo fails to box out! Lost the position, back to rapper school!
Tupac Shakur vows to come back stronger! Stronger than the il loro megafono reinforced with the la marcia di protesta!
Simba La Rue hurls his mouthguard into the trash. Ja Morant keeps his in, chewing on the frustration. Final confession: I still don't know how to pronounce Simba La Rue's name. Forgive me. And now, a brand new episode of 'Desperately Seeking My Cat.' Good night, everyone.
Giornata 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
103-116 (S)
Thibaut Courtois gets the starting nod! A calciatore starting with the i loro scarpini da calcio confidence!
Simba La Rue, this unknown gem, with a contested deep three that misses facing the rim!
Thibaut Courtois tries to be too fancy and loses the pill! Lack of consistency in the decision-making!
Ja Morant falls asleep on the weak side! Tendency to force bad shots exposed!
Ja Morant with the decisive scoop layup! Pure God-given talent when it matters most!
Halftime! Thibaut Courtois walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Exclusive info: Thibaut Courtois is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
Simba La Rue throws their hands up! Like a rapper when the il loro microfono aperto breaks!
This first-ballot legend Tupac Shakur throws up a prayer from the right corner! Not answered!
Thibaut Courtois sets the screen with precision worthy of the i loro scarpini da calcio! Tactical genius!
Tupac Shakur is gassed! More tired than after a full day of radunaring the la marcia di protesta!
Tupac Shakur sits on the bench post-game! Sitting like an attivista after the il loro megafono broke!
Ja Morant walks in slow motion, arms dangling. Thibaut Courtois speeds up. Wants it to be over. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Giornata 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
94-123 (S)
Lizzo, this name that's buzzing, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Simba La Rue throws up a clunker! The il loro microfono aperto would weep at that trajectory!
Ja Morant with the errant pass! This respected competitor needs to settle down!
Simba La Rue gets back-doored! Didn't see it, like not seeing the le sbarre ardenti behind the il loro microfono aperto!
Thibaut Courtois, this guy with rings on every finger, knifes through for a step-back three in the paint! Wow!
Intermission. Simba La Rue dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Did you know Simba La Rue started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Back to hostilities. Faces have changed in the locker room.
Tupac Shakur mouths off at the last second! An attivista venting about the la marcia di protesta!
This well-respected player Ja Morant with a rare miss along the baseline! Even the best stumble!
Thibaut Courtois triggers the fast break! Launching the offense with calciatore urgency!
This hooper's hooper Lizzo is a warrior but the body says no! The 48 regulation minutes of war!
Tupac Shakur sits alone on the bench. This basketball god processing the defeat.
Ja Morant whispers 'this can't be real' under his breath. Tupac Shakur nods without conviction. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Giornata 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
91-106 (S)
Thibaut Courtois announces themselves! The calciatore has arrived and the building knows it!
Tupac Shakur rushes a buzzer beater driving to the hoop! Lack of consistency creeping in!
Ja Morant throws it away! Injury-prone body under pressure from mid-range!
Tupac Shakur can't stay in front! Radunaring the la marcia di protesta doesn't build lateral quickness!
Tupac Shakur, this once-in-a-lifetime player, unleashes a two-handed slam at the buzzer! Bang!
Into the tunnel. Simba La Rue grabs a banana on the way and devours it. Juicy intel: Simba La Rue turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
Ja Morant, this respected competitor, barks at the teammate! Shaky emotions under pressure taking over!
Lizzo, this dude putting the league on notice, sends the pill wide! The touch is off tonight!
This solid pro Lizzo attacks the closeout! Driving past the over-eager defender!
Thibaut Courtois is cramping up! This global icon trying to shake it off! Ego the size of Texas!
Ja Morant walks off in silence. This guy with a proven track record gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Lizzo walks head down toward the tunnel. Simba La Rue drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. I learned backstage that Simba La Rue also does attivista on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.
Giornata 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
84-129 (S)
The game begins and Lizzo is ready! You can see nerves of steel written all over her face!
Simba La Rue launches but the shot rims out! Shaky emotions under pressure rears its ugly head!
Simba La Rue with a wild pass that sails out! This total unknown giving it away!
Tupac Shakur watches them score! Just watching, like watching the il loro megafono gather dust!
Thibaut Courtois, this colossus, waves off the play call! Hot head hurting the team!
The locker room. Tupac Shakur sprawls out full-length on the bench. Confession: Tupac Shakur tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. Act two! The bench players are fired up, the starters too.
Tupac Shakur, this solid build, gets stuffed trying a euro-step! Denied!
Ja Morant, this player making noise, with the tired turnover! Legs and mind fatigued!
Tupac Shakur with the careless pass! Radunaring the la marcia di protesta with more care, please!
Thibaut Courtois looks to the heavens! A calciatore praying for the i loro scarpini da calcio to work!
Thibaut Courtois reflects on what could have been. Sometimes predictable game the difference tonight.
Simba La Rue watches the crowd file out in silence. Tupac Shakur prefers not to look. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
Giornata 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
92-104 (S)
Lizzo, this solid pro, embraces the standing ovation! Game on!
A bucket from Thibaut Courtois goes in and out! Heartbreaking facing the rim!
Thibaut Courtois gets picked! A calciatore getting the il gol vincente stolen in broad daylight!
Simba La Rue left in the dust! Even a rapper moves faster than that!
Ja Morant buries a double-clutch layup facing the rim! This hooper's hooper is on fire tonight!
Break. Simba La Rue asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. Intel: Simba La Rue refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
Simba La Rue can't hide the frustration! The il loro microfono aperto frustration meets the Spalding frustration!
Thibaut Courtois just barely misses! Close as a calciatore getting the il gol vincente almost right!
Simba La Rue adjusts the tempo! Controlling the rhythm like a veteran rapper!
Ja Morant dribbles sluggishly! Ego the size of Texas catching up with this player on the come-up!
This well-respected player Ja Morant tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Lizzo bites the inside of her cheek. Ja Morant pinches the bridge of his nose. Fun fact: my sound engineer fell asleep during the second quarter. I woke him with an elbow. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
Giornata 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
93-120 (S)
Ja Morant, this versatile guy, is introduced and the arena explodes! This respected competitor is in the building!
Thibaut Courtois misses badly! Should have aimed like they aim the i loro scarpini da calcio at the il gol vincente!
Thibaut Courtois loses possession! The il gol vincente never leaves a calciatore's hands like that!
Ja Morant gets caught flat-footed! This seasoned vet beaten to the spot!
A bank shot from Ja Morant! This league veteran is putting on a show tonight!
The players head to the locker room. Ja Morant is sweating like a racehorse. Did you know Ja Morant entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Lizzo stares in disbelief! The look of a rapper who just lost everything!
Ja Morant forces a buzzer-beater in transition! This legit talent trying too hard!
Ja Morant, this combo guard, uses the jab step to freeze the defender! Crafty!
Thibaut Courtois grabs the shorts! This basketball god is running on fumes!
Ja Morant, this well-respected player, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Tupac Shakur stares at the floor while Ja Morant mutters something inaudible under his breath. I learned tonight that Tupac Shakur used to be an attivista. That explains the unique running style. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.
Giornata 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
89-129 (S)
Ja Morant, this all-around player, takes the court! The Finals-like atmosphere is electric!
Simba La Rue rattles in and out! The le sbarre ardenti never teases a rapper like that!
This hooper's hooper Lizzo dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
Ja Morant gets crossed over! This league veteran left frozen from the left corner!
Thibaut Courtois walks away muttering! Muttering about the il gol vincente under their breath!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Tupac Shakur to massage his thighs. They say Tupac Shakur eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Ja Morant goes to work the Spalding but it won't fall! Cold streak continues!
Ja Morant, this versatile guy, is drenched in sweat! Emptying the tank!
Tupac Shakur with the backcourt violation! An attivista going backwards with the la marcia di protesta!
This potential GOAT Tupac Shakur stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
This name that's buzzing Ja Morant congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this name that's buzzing.
Thibaut Courtois's eyes are red, jaw tight. Simba La Rue apologizes to the coach, voice cracking. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
Giornata 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
88-111 (S)
Tupac Shakur wins the opening tip! Tipping off with attivista energy!
Thibaut Courtois misses the free throw! Segnaring the il gol vincente under pressure is easier!
This next-level player Ja Morant forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
Thibaut Courtois, this oversized freak, lets the shooter get free driving to the hoop! Costly lapse!
Tupac Shakur scores from way beyond the arc! A catch-and-shoot triple with a killer instinct! Brilliant!
Heading in. Tupac Shakur's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. True story: Tupac Shakur had his parking spot stolen by New York Over-Timers's mascot. Still talks about it. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
This solid pro Ja Morant fouls hard out of frustration! Limited stamina showing!
This household name Thibaut Courtois muscles up a hook shot but can't get it to fall!
This unknown gem Simba La Rue recognizes the over-help and punishes it!
Thibaut Courtois misses from fatigue! Tired arms from segnaring the il gol vincente all week!
Thibaut Courtois, this potential GOAT, takes the loss hard. Shaky emotions under pressure at the wrong moments.
Lizzo isolates in a corner, back against the wall. Thibaut Courtois tries to talk. She raises a hand to say no. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
Giornata 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
84-128 (S)
Opening possession for Tupac Shakur! First touch, like first touch of the il loro megafono!
Lizzo launches a buzzer-beater and... Airball! Ego the size of Texas at its peak!
This dark horse Simba La Rue with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Thibaut Courtois gets crossed over! Ankles broken like the il gol vincente on a rough day!
This undisputed superstar Thibaut Courtois gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Halftime! Simba La Rue looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Quick anecdote about Simba La Rue: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Thibaut Courtois can't find the range! The i loro scarpini da calcio has better accuracy than that!
Simba La Rue, this smooth operator, looks exhausted off the pick and roll! The legs are gone!
Simba La Rue loses the leather! A rapper would never be this careless!
Tupac Shakur, this smooth operator, shows negative body language! Occasional mental lapses creeping in!
This up-and-coming baller Ja Morant shakes hands and moves on. In the end, tendency to force bad shots proved costly.
Thibaut Courtois lets out a big exhale walking through the door. Tupac Shakur holds his in. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Giornata 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
76-120 (S)
This living legend Thibaut Courtois catches the Spalding early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Thibaut Courtois, this all-time great, fumbles the finish from downtown! Back to the drawing board!
Intercepted! Lizzo's pass snatched right out of the air! A rapper would never be that careless!
Simba La Rue caught flat-footed! Standing still, the rapper reflexes took a nap!
Thibaut Courtois vents at their teammates! The calciatore who vents about the il gol vincente!
Halftime. Thibaut Courtois is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Small detail: Thibaut Courtois whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Thibaut Courtois penetrates the pill into nothing! Limited stamina on full display tonight!
Thibaut Courtois grabs the jersey for air! Needs more air than the i loro scarpini da calcio in the workshop!
Tupac Shakur with the travel! Footwork confusion worthy of a lost attivista!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Tupac Shakur can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
Ja Morant rises up to the tunnel in disappointment. This player on the come-up will learn from this.
Thibaut Courtois chews his nails on the bench. Simba La Rue stares at his shoes like they're the source of the problem. Final confession: I still don't know how to pronounce Thibaut Courtois's name. Forgive me. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Giornata 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
76-120 (S)
Game time! Ja Morant and this dude putting the league on notice ready to put on a show at the field house!
A half-court heave from Tupac Shakur catches the back rim and pops out! So close!
Simba La Rue turns it over in the left wing! Butterfingers from this rapper!
Thibaut Courtois, this tree of a man, can't keep up with the speed! Heavy feet exposed!
Tupac Shakur buries their face! Hidden from view, the attivista can't watch!
Players head to the locker room. Lizzo has tape on three fingers. Little scoop: Lizzo tried to bribe the DJ to play her song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. Both teams return. You can tell the coach gave them an earful.
Lizzo shoots but overcooks it! Defense that's basically a suggestion showing up again!
Lizzo jogs instead of sprints! Conserving energy for sputaring the le sbarre ardenti tomorrow!
Lizzo charges right into the defender! Turnover! Occasional mental lapses when controlling pace!
Tupac Shakur kicks the air! The frustration of an attivista who knows they can do better!
Thibaut Courtois walks off in defeat! Even a calciatore's skills couldn't save tonight!
Lizzo pulls her cap down over her eyes. Ja Morant doesn't have a cap, and it shows. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. That was beautiful. And now: 'House Hunters International: 90-Square-Foot Studio, Wall View.' A steal.
Giornata 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
79-124 (S)
And we're underway! Ja Morant touches the pill first! This next-level player looks eager!
Simba La Rue, this versatile guy, bobbles the basketball and the chance evaporates from the left corner!
Lizzo, this do-it-all player, commits the travel! Sometimes predictable game in the footwork!
Thibaut Courtois lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this global icon fooled!
Ja Morant drops the head after another miss! Sometimes predictable game sapping the confidence!
Halftime. Ja Morant is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Fun fact: Ja Morant tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
This surprise package Simba La Rue whiffs on a layup! The crowd groans!
Thibaut Courtois, this tree of a man, with tired legs back to the basket! Defense that's basically a suggestion slowing this living legend down!
Ja Morant, this tweener, fumbles the entry pass from downtown!
Tupac Shakur sits on the bench for a moment! Resting like an attivista after a long shift!
Simba La Rue leaves the temple of basketball quietly! Quiet as a rapper after the le sbarre ardenti setback!
Ja Morant stands alone at center court as the lights go dim. Simba La Rue comes back to get him. Tonight I had a revelation: Simba La Rue runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
AMMI AURA finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Ja Morant.
Diario di stagione AMMI AURA
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