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4 miembros · TeamBranch
Diario de temporada
Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | New York Over-Timers | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Denver Horse-Track | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | My Team | 0 | 15 | 0 |
Pretemporada
Kill the cameras, turn off your phones, and shut your mouths because what we're about to witness tonight only happens once in a generation. We're in the belly of an arena where the floor trembles under the bass, where the Jumbotron spits fire, where 20,000 lunatics are screaming their heads off before the tip-off even happens. The franchise walking onto this court isn't a basketball club, it's a war machine forged in the pain of defeat and the madness of impossible comebacks. Every player here has gladiator blood in his veins and an ego size of Texas. The team with no name, baby! Alright, let's not kid ourselves, if the arena is packed to the gills, it's because of THE phenomenon. This guy isn't just a basketball player, he's a walking cheat code on the hardwood: give it up for Anthony Edwards! Picture this: standing at 197 cm, but he handles the rock with the agility of a 5'10" point guard and launches missiles from 30 feet like he's at shootaround. When he attacks the paint, it's simple, he's a freight train: either you get out of the way, or you end up on his poster doing the rounds on social media for a week straight. The scary thing is that the more pressure rises, the more he rises with it. Fourth quarter, down by three, the opposing coach screaming, the crowd roaring... And he just shrugs, takes the ball, and nails a step-back three over three defenders draped all over him like it's a Tuesday morning shootaround drill. This is the kind of player you don't just build a team around, you build an era around him. And tonight, that era begins. Let's address the elephant in the room: the budget is OBSCENE. We're so deep into the luxury tax that the team accountant quit, got replaced, and the replacement quit too. The owner doesn't give a damn, he wants the ring and he's willing to burn every last dollar to get it. The result? An absolute dream roster. Every name on this lineup card sends shivers down opponents' spines. It's like playing NBA 2K with the sliders maxed out. It's almost unfair. And tonight, it probably will be.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
97-111 (D)
Anthony Edwards, this solid pro, embraces the wild stands! Game on!
Nazreon Reid launches but the shot rims out! Ego the size of Texas rears its ugly head!
This who-is-this-guy player Jaden McDaniels with turnover number lengths ahead! Occasional mental lapses is piling up!
Anthony Edwards, this absolute unit, can't keep up with the speed! Tendency to rush exposed!
Nazreon Reid with another reverse layup! You can't stop this man!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Aday Mara to massage his thighs. True story: Aday Mara walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Detroit Engine-Roar. Awkward. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
Anthony Edwards mutters to himself walking back! This player making noise fighting inner demons!
Jaden McDaniels with the contested free throw from the right corner! No good! Bad selection!
Anthony Edwards, this colossus, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
This rising star Nazreon Reid is a warrior but the body says no! The allotted time of war!
Anthony Edwards shoots past the media. This legit talent not in the mood to talk.
Anthony Edwards avoids the cameras like the plague. Jaden McDaniels gets caught. Just says 'we'll be better'. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
94-117 (D)
The game begins and Anthony Edwards is ready! You can see freakish explosiveness written all over his face!
Jaden McDaniels fires an off-balance shot from the left corner but can't connect! Injury-prone body showing!
Aday Mara, this swiss-army-knife type, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted driving to the hoop!
Aday Mara, this do-it-all player, gets exploited in the switch! Tendency to force bad shots exposed in the mismatch!
Aday Mara, this potential breakout star, knifes through for a pull-up jumper under the basket! Wow!
Heading in. Jaden McDaniels's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Fun fact: Jaden McDaniels got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
This unknown gem Aday Mara throws an elbow in frustration! Tendency to force bad shots on full display!
This hungry young player Aday Mara misfires again! Injury-prone body could cost the team!
This dude putting the league on notice Anthony Edwards with the savvy veteran play! Eyes in the back of the head experience showing!
This dude out of nowhere Jaden McDaniels can barely jump! The springs are gone back to the basket!
Jaden McDaniels walks off in silence. This dark horse gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Nazreon Reid refuses Miami Heart-Attack's handshake. Jaden McDaniels offers a limp one with just his fingertips. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
98-116 (D)
Nazreon Reid, this newcomer, draws first blood! A step-back three to start!
Aday Mara, this raw talent, can't convert the fast break! Wasted opportunity!
Aday Mara shoots into a trap! Defense that's basically a suggestion when reading the defense!
Aday Mara gets burned on the drive! Ego the size of Texas in lateral movement!
This hidden prospect Aday Mara with a vintage devastating dunk! The old magic is still there!
Players head to the locker room. Jaden McDaniels has tape on three fingers. Little scoop: Jaden McDaniels tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. Act two! The bench players are fired up, the starters too.
Nazreon Reid, this rising star, refuses to high-five! Heavy feet hurting the chemistry!
This rising star Jaden McDaniels shanks a fadeaway jumper back to the basket! That's uncharacteristic!
This league veteran Anthony Edwards adjusts the angle mid-drive! Natural-born leadership body control!
Nazreon Reid pulls up but the legs won't cooperate! Ego the size of Texas catching up!
Anthony Edwards sits alone on the bench. This well-respected player processing the defeat.
Aday Mara isolates in a corner, back against the wall. Nazreon Reid tries to talk. He raises a hand to say no. Your commentator broke his personal screaming record tonight. My throat is not thanking me. Thanks for watching. Coming up: '48 Hours: The Secret Life of Roundabouts.' Essential viewing.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
97-117 (D)
This newcomer Nazreon Reid in the starting lineup! Let's see what this newcomer brings!
Aday Mara, this smooth operator, bobbles the rock and the chance evaporates from the left corner!
Nazreon Reid loses the Wilson in traffic! This hungry young player can't afford that!
Aday Mara reacts too late to rotate! Shaky emotions under pressure on the help side!
Aday Mara fires away the Spalding with iron discipline. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
Halftime! Aday Mara has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Did you know? Aday Mara tried to become a rapper before basketball. The world dodged a bullet. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
This up-and-coming baller Anthony Edwards shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
Anthony Edwards spins and fires but misses everything! Ego the size of Texas tonight!
This seasoned vet Anthony Edwards recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
This guy nobody was talking about Jaden McDaniels has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
Anthony Edwards had the chances but couldn't convert. This seasoned vet left wanting.
Nazreon Reid and Aday Mara walk side by side without looking at each other. The silence is deafening. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
93-131 (D)
Anthony Edwards, this tree of a man, sets the tone immediately! A killer instinct from the jump!
Anthony Edwards blows past the Spalding awkwardly! The touch just isn't there for this name that's buzzing!
Aday Mara drives the ball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this dark horse!
Aday Mara, this solid build, gets blown by on the perimeter! Ego the size of Texas in the legs!
Aday Mara penetrates and kicks the stanchion! This raw talent losing composure!
The players leave the court. Aday Mara clings to the tunnel railing. Word is Aday Mara sleeps with his basketball shoes on. I can't confirm it, but the source is reliable. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.
A finger roll attempt by Nazreon Reid falls short! Hot head in the legs!
Aday Mara, this swiss-army-knife type, looks exhausted from downtown! The legs are gone!
Jaden McDaniels, this mammoth, steps out of bounds with the basketball! Mental lapse!
Nazreon Reid, this big fella, shows negative body language! Heavy feet creeping in!
Anthony Edwards, this player making noise, takes the loss hard. Tendency to rush at the wrong moments.
Nazreon Reid's lip is trembling. Jaden McDaniels dodges the cameras by pulling up his hood. Behind the scenes, I learned Jaden McDaniels was also a volunteer firefighter in a past life. You can feel it in the game. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
95-120 (D)
Nazreon Reid looks dialed in from the start! Silky smooth technique preparation showing!
This hungry young player Aday Mara misses the mark! A hook shot goes begging from the left corner!
This established player Anthony Edwards commits the offensive foul! Turnover at the top of the key!
This hooper's hooper Anthony Edwards bites on the fake! Beaten off the pick and roll!
Nazreon Reid, this walking skyscraper, showcases unreal swagger with a gorgeous pull-up jumper!
Break! Anthony Edwards rips his shoes off the second he reaches the locker room. Did you know? Anthony Edwards has a personal mini-fridge in the locker room. Nobody knows what's inside. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
Jaden McDaniels launches the towel! This newcomer showing injury-prone body!
This who-is-this-guy player Nazreon Reid puts up an and-one but it won't fall! Off night!
Aday Mara spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
Jaden McDaniels blows past but can't sustain the effort! Heavy feet emptying the tank!
Aday Mara launches to the tunnel in disappointment. This dude out of nowhere will learn from this.
Nazreon Reid mutters 'damn' under his breath. Anthony Edwards says 'yeah' in the same tone. Final confession: I still don't know how to pronounce Nazreon Reid's name. Forgive me. Good night! And now: 'Naked and Afraid: Lost in the Shopping Mall.'
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
99-111 (D)
This total unknown Nazreon Reid means business! Fast start back to the basket!
Jaden McDaniels, this newcomer, with a contested deep three that misses back to the basket!
This surprise package Nazreon Reid with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Jaden McDaniels bites on the pump fake! This who-is-this-guy player sent flying in transition!
This newcomer Jaden McDaniels capitalizes from way beyond the arc! A free throw with night-in night-out consistency!
Halftime whistle. Anthony Edwards high-fives his teammates on the way out. Small detail: Anthony Edwards whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
Nazreon Reid, this surprise package, with the frustrated foul! Lack of consistency in tough moments!
Nazreon Reid rises up the Spalding but it won't fall! Cold streak continues!
Jaden McDaniels pushes the pace in transition! Iron discipline showing in every play!
Aday Mara, this surprise package, sucking wind after that sprint! The 48 regulation minutes of battle!
Nazreon Reid reflects on what could have been. Shaky emotions under pressure the difference tonight.
Nazreon Reid's eyes are glassy. Anthony Edwards mumbles 'we'll get them next time' without believing it. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
96-118 (D)
Aday Mara, this tweener, takes the court! The Playoff atmosphere is electric!
Aday Mara, this newcomer, sends the leather wide! The touch is off tonight!
Aday Mara charges right into the defender! Turnover! Sometimes predictable game when controlling pace!
Aday Mara gambles for the steal and pays the price! Occasional mental lapses!
Aday Mara dribbles past the defense for a tear drop! Size advantage from this this swiss-army-knife type!
Off to the locker room. Nazreon Reid has already drained two water bottles. Exclusive: Nazreon Reid was caught reading a philosophy book on the bench. It was Nietzsche. The players come back running. Did someone set the locker room on fire?
Nazreon Reid storms to the bench! This guy nobody was talking about is visibly upset!
Anthony Edwards with the off-balance fadeaway jumper! This league veteran couldn't set the feet!
Anthony Edwards slows the pace when the team needs it! This dude putting the league on notice tempo control!
This diamond in the rough Nazreon Reid can barely get up the court! Fatigue setting in!
This seasoned vet Anthony Edwards congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this seasoned vet.
Aday Mara turns back to look at the court one last time. Anthony Edwards doesn't turn around. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
85-121 (D)
Jaden McDaniels takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Jaden McDaniels forces up a devastating dunk over the defense! Hot head! Bad decision!
Jaden McDaniels tries to be too fancy and loses the pill! Defense that's basically a suggestion in the decision-making!
Jaden McDaniels, this 7-footer, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over occasional mental lapses!
Jaden McDaniels slams the leather in frustration! Occasional mental lapses on full display!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, Nazreon Reid picks up the pace. Fun fact: Nazreon Reid failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
Jaden McDaniels, this mountain of a man, gets the look but can't convert in transition!
This player nobody saw coming Nazreon Reid signals to the bench! Needs a blow! Shaky emotions under pressure!
This hungry young player Aday Mara dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
This rising star Aday Mara can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
Jaden McDaniels, this long boy, trudges off the hardwood. Lessons to take from this one.
Aday Mara pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. Anthony Edwards takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. Your favorite commentator survived. It's not much, but it's honest work. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
90-101 (D)
Anthony Edwards explodes into position! This next-level player not wasting any time!
A layup by Jaden McDaniels under the basket is way off! Tough night for this dark horse!
Aday Mara with a wild pass that sails out! This raw talent giving it away!
This who-is-this-guy player Aday Mara picks up the cheap foul! Heavy feet showing!
Aday Mara catches fire! And it's a bank shot! A killer instinct taking over!
Halftime. Nazreon Reid wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Did you know Nazreon Reid plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. Back for seconds. The court is shining, and so are the players.
This rising star Jaden McDaniels fouls hard out of frustration! Occasional mental lapses showing!
Anthony Edwards, this towering presence, gets the look at the top of the key but the lid's on the rim!
This established player Anthony Edwards attacks the closeout! Driving past the over-eager defender!
Aday Mara grabs the shorts! This newcomer is running on fumes!
This dude out of nowhere Aday Mara tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Jaden McDaniels's brow is furrowed, lips pressed thin. Nazreon Reid breathes through his nose, hard, steady, trying to calm down. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
90-113 (D)
Anthony Edwards, this beanpole, is introduced and the arena explodes! This solid pro is in the building!
Nazreon Reid, this colossus, can't get an and-one to drop! Cold as ice tonight!
Anthony Edwards rises up into a dead end from mid-range! Turnover! Lack of consistency!
This hooper's hooper Anthony Edwards gives up the offensive rebound! Heavy feet when boxing out!
A reverse layup from Aday Mara! This newcomer reminding everyone why they're on top!
Halftime. Jaden McDaniels's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Staff confession: Jaden McDaniels is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.
Jaden McDaniels, this potential breakout star, barks at the teammate! Occasional mental lapses taking over!
Anthony Edwards gets a clean look but occasional mental lapses costs the bucket!
Jaden McDaniels, this absolute unit, uses the jab step to freeze the defender! Crafty!
Jaden McDaniels, this who-is-this-guy player, with the tired turnover! Legs and mind fatigued!
Jaden McDaniels, this dark horse, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Nazreon Reid bites his lip, fists clenched. Aday Mara shakes his head slowly, in disbelief. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
99-104 (D)
Anthony Edwards fires up the crowd to open the game! This solid pro starting strong!
Aday Mara goes to work to the rack for a buzzer beater! Can't contain this solid build!
Aday Mara, this smooth operator, fouls unnecessarily in transition! Defense that's basically a suggestion!
Jaden McDaniels forces a fadeaway jumper on the low block! This hidden prospect trying too hard!
Nazreon Reid lets fly and the deficit melts! He's on an unstoppable run!
The players head in. Jaden McDaniels slips on the wet tunnel floor. Little secret: Jaden McDaniels listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.
Nazreon Reid, this mountain of a man, rattles out the free throw! Sometimes predictable game getting the best of this player nobody saw coming!
Nazreon Reid picks up the second technical! This hidden prospect ejected! Occasional mental lapses!
Nazreon Reid overcomes the early struggles! This who-is-this-guy player rising like a phoenix!
Aday Mara turns it over in right from the tip-off! This diamond in the rough crumbles under pressure!
This player nobody saw coming Nazreon Reid leaves the arena with head held high. Fought to the end.
Anthony Edwards taps the tunnel wall as if trying to pass through it. Aday Mara walks through the door without pushing it. I drank so much coffee tonight I'm going to commentate in my sleep. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
95-114 (D)
Aday Mara, this who-is-this-guy player, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Nazreon Reid misfires at the buzzer! This dark horse searching for answers!
Jaden McDaniels, this tree of a man, gets stripped from mid-range! Hot head exposed!
Jaden McDaniels scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Shaky emotions under pressure!
Anthony Edwards, this giant, overpowers for an and-one! Size matters!
Halftime whistle. Anthony Edwards high-fives his teammates on the way out. Bus driver's confession: Anthony Edwards raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
Jaden McDaniels goes to work away from the huddle! This unknown gem in a dark place mentally!
Aday Mara misses the open look! This raw talent can't believe it! Occasional mental lapses!
This dude out of nowhere Nazreon Reid adjusts at halftime and comes out sharp! Adaptation!
Anthony Edwards is gassed! This dude putting the league on notice bent over at half court! Defense that's basically a suggestion catching up!
Anthony Edwards, this 7-footer, hangs the head. Tough loss despite that dawg mentality effort.
Aday Mara slams his fist on the bench. Nazreon Reid places his palm flat, as if to calm the surface. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
79-123 (D)
And we're underway! Anthony Edwards touches the orange first! This dude putting the league on notice looks eager!
Brick! Jaden McDaniels misfires back to the basket! Injury-prone body at the worst time!
Jaden McDaniels, this mountain of a man, commits the travel! Tendency to rush in the footwork!
This legit talent Anthony Edwards commits the and-one foul! Hot head in positioning!
This newcomer Nazreon Reid gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Break. Jaden McDaniels collapses next to the vending machine. Little secret: Jaden McDaniels has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
This hidden prospect Jaden McDaniels short-arms a hook shot from downtown! Not enough lift!
This player making noise Anthony Edwards calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Occasional mental lapses taking its toll!
Nazreon Reid, this walking skyscraper, gets the ball poked away! Occasional mental lapses when protecting the pill!
Aday Mara, this smooth operator, sits down hard on the bench! Sometimes predictable game written all over his face!
This player making noise Anthony Edwards shakes hands and moves on. In the end, lack of consistency proved costly.
Nazreon Reid bites his lip, fists clenched. Jaden McDaniels shakes his head slowly, in disbelief. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
88-133 (D)
Jaden McDaniels opens with a two-handed slam! This dude out of nowhere making an early statement!
Aday Mara takes off the pill into the front rim! That's frustrating for this player nobody saw coming!
Anthony Edwards throws it into the stands! What was that from this respected competitor!
Anthony Edwards lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this well-respected player fooled!
This next-level player Anthony Edwards hangs the head after the miss! Deflated in transition!
Well-deserved break. Nazreon Reid looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Fun fact: Nazreon Reid is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Aday Mara misfires in the paint! Even this hungry young player has off nights!
Anthony Edwards bends over during the dead ball! This player on the come-up gathering what's left!
Nazreon Reid with the backcourt violation! This diamond in the rough under too much pressure!
Anthony Edwards, this name that's buzzing, yells at the coaching staff! Shaky emotions under pressure causing friction!
This dude out of nowhere Aday Mara stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this dude out of nowhere wanted.
Nazreon Reid stares at his hands like he doesn't recognize them. Aday Mara exhales. Again. And again. I tried to take a selfie with the court in the background. My thumb is over the lens. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Anthony Edwards.
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