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Classificação
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | My Team | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pré-temporada
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Victor Wembanyama on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 224 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (D)
Tip-off! Gui Santos gets us started! Let's go!
AJ Dybantsa forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Gui Santos throws it into the stands! What was that from this total unknown!
Yago Mateus dos Santos reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Yago Mateus dos Santos mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Gui Santos grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Gui Santos started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
De'Aaron Fox misfires from the left corner! This name that's buzzing searching for answers!
This newcomer Yago Mateus dos Santos has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This newcomer Yago Mateus dos Santos with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
De'Aaron Fox storms to the bench! This player on the come-up is visibly upset!
Yago Mateus dos Santos reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Gui Santos's gaze is cold, distant. AJ Dybantsa's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
122-102 (V)
AJ Dybantsa, this surprise package, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
De'Aaron Fox goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This solid pro is relentless!
Gui Santos with the help-side brilliant anticipation! This newcomer always in position!
Yago Mateus dos Santos with the transition assist! This potential breakout star pushing the pace with pure God-given talent!
This dude out of nowhere Yago Mateus dos Santos switches defensive assignments on the fly! Next-level basketball IQ!
First half is done. Yago Mateus dos Santos is chugging Gatorade like it's water. The staff told me Yago Mateus dos Santos sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This name that's buzzing De'Aaron Fox is automatic along the baseline! A free throw drops again!
You can feel a hostile crowd through the screen! Gui Santos in the spotlight!
De'Aaron Fox attacks the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
Victor Wembanyama dribbles like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
Victor Wembanyama, this next-level player, with the post-game interview smile! An off-the-charts basketball IQ all night!
Yago Mateus dos Santos blows a kiss to the camera. De'Aaron Fox blows twelve. AJ Dybantsa blocks the lens. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
86-106 (D)
This seasoned vet Victor Wembanyama comes out aggressive! Opens with a fadeaway jumper from the left corner!
This well-respected player Victor Wembanyama with a rare miss from downtown! Even the best stumble!
This player making noise De'Aaron Fox with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
This league veteran De'Aaron Fox gives up the offensive rebound! Injury-prone body when boxing out!
AJ Dybantsa knocks down a fadeaway jumper driving to the hoop! Ice in the veins!
Break. AJ Dybantsa asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. They say AJ Dybantsa eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Yago Mateus dos Santos goes to work and kicks the stanchion! This newcomer losing composure!
This potential breakout star Gui Santos misses the mark! A pull-up jumper goes begging from the left corner!
Victor Wembanyama reads the defense perfectly! A gym-rat work ethic and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Victor Wembanyama is gassed! This up-and-coming baller bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
Gui Santos had the chances but couldn't convert. This surprise package left wanting.
De'Aaron Fox clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. AJ Dybantsa fidgets with his wristband nervously. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
109-100 (V)
AJ Dybantsa steps back onto the floor! The crowd roars for this rising star!
This guy with a proven track record Victor Wembanyama does it again! A bucket with effortless precision!
This hidden prospect Gui Santos with the weak-side rebound in traffic! Incredible help!
De'Aaron Fox, this tweener, runs the offense with next-level basketball IQ! Beautiful passing!
AJ Dybantsa spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
End of the second quarter. De'Aaron Fox is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Little secret: De'Aaron Fox listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Victor Wembanyama, this league veteran, drops a half-court heave facing the rim! Pure artistry!
Victor Wembanyama, this tree of a man, gets the standing ovation! A crowd fully behind them!
De'Aaron Fox puts ego aside! The team comes first for this well-respected player!
Yago Mateus dos Santos, this rising star, answers every challenge! That dawg mentality never fading!
Victor Wembanyama, this big fella, takes the final bow! A hug with the coach! Dominant display!
Victor Wembanyama cries tears of joy in Yago Mateus dos Santos's arms. AJ Dybantsa is also crying but nobody knows why. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
115-100 (V)
Yago Mateus dos Santos, this little guy, takes the court! The standing ovation is electric!
Yago Mateus dos Santos, this compact dynamo, uses every inch to deliver a floater!
AJ Dybantsa, this versatile guy, contests everything in the paint! Pure God-given talent on full display!
Victor Wembanyama with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! That dawg mentality on that one!
AJ Dybantsa, this hungry young player, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Halftime! AJ Dybantsa looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Did you know AJ Dybantsa keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Gui Santos, this hungry young player, knifes through for a buzzer beater from mid-range! Wow!
Deafening noise! De'Aaron Fox dribbles and the building shakes!
This rising star AJ Dybantsa unites the locker room! Silky smooth technique captain's mentality!
AJ Dybantsa, this do-it-all player, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this total unknown right now!
Gui Santos, this dude out of nowhere, embraces the teammates! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! Sweet victory!
Gui Santos pretends to faint from happiness. Victor Wembanyama pretends to call 911. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
111-105 (V)
AJ Dybantsa, this combo guard, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
Gui Santos pulls up the ball with purpose! A deep three! This player nobody saw coming means business!
De'Aaron Fox digs in defensively! Nerves of steel when the team needs stops!
This rising star Yago Mateus dos Santos creates for others! Unselfish play with a killer instinct!
Yago Mateus dos Santos, this small but mighty player, exploits the mismatch at the buzzer! Smart play!
Halftime! Gui Santos walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Did you know Gui Santos started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Victor Wembanyama dribbles and fires a tear drop! This tree of a man lighting it up!
Gui Santos, this mountain of a man, gestures for more noise! The crowd goes nuts!
Victor Wembanyama sacrifices the body taking the charge! This next-level player ultimate teammate!
Yago Mateus dos Santos, this short king, embodies the spirit of competition! What a show!
Gui Santos pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This hungry young player savors the win!
Yago Mateus dos Santos jumps so high from joy he nearly touches the scoreboard. Almost. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
113-92 (V)
This surprise package AJ Dybantsa in the starting lineup! Let's see what this surprise package brings!
Victor Wembanyama explodes the Spalding with flair and hits a layup! Sensational!
Yago Mateus dos Santos with the suffocating defense! This hungry young player is a wall out there!
Victor Wembanyama dribbles and dishes! Gorgeous feed at the buzzer! Natural-born leadership!
Gui Santos, this beanpole, sets a brick-wall screen! Insane court vision on full display!
Halftime! Gui Santos has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Quick anecdote about Gui Santos: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Victor Wembanyama strings together a tear drop under the basket. Natural-born leadership on full display!
You can cut the tension with a knife! A Playoff atmosphere as Gui Santos steps up!
This rising star Gui Santos claps for the rookie! Encouragement from this rising star!
This hidden prospect Yago Mateus dos Santos is the heartbeat of this team! A moment of truth leadership!
This name that's buzzing De'Aaron Fox wraps up a sensational performance! Victory is sweet!
Victor Wembanyama does a handstand. Yago Mateus dos Santos holds him by the feet. The crowd holds its breath. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
85-108 (D)
This legit talent De'Aaron Fox opens the scoring! A pull-up jumper! Early advantage!
An off-balance shot attempt by AJ Dybantsa falls short! Tendency to force bad shots in the legs!
AJ Dybantsa with a wild pass that sails out! This total unknown giving it away!
This unknown gem AJ Dybantsa misjudges the passing lane! Easy assist through!
This who-is-this-guy player Yago Mateus dos Santos converts facing the rim! A bank shot right on cue!
The players disappear. Gui Santos has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. Bus driver's confession: Gui Santos raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Victor Wembanyama, this player making noise, barks at the teammate! Heavy feet taking over!
Gui Santos launches but it's well off! Hot head under fatigue!
This up-and-coming baller Victor Wembanyama sets the back screen! Pure God-given talent off-ball contribution!
AJ Dybantsa is cramping up! This hungry young player trying to shake it off! Shaky emotions under pressure!
This dude putting the league on notice Victor Wembanyama congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this dude putting the league on notice.
De'Aaron Fox takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Yago Mateus dos Santos doesn't drink. Throat too tight. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Yago Mateus dos Santos. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
91-104 (D)
AJ Dybantsa opens with a pull-up jumper! This dude out of nowhere making an early statement!
AJ Dybantsa, this rising star, sends the pill wide! The touch is off tonight!
Victor Wembanyama throws it away! Heavy feet under pressure from the left corner!
Victor Wembanyama gets caught flat-footed! This established player beaten to the spot!
Gui Santos dishes through traffic and scores! Incredible finish!
Halftime whistle. Victor Wembanyama has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Confession: Victor Wembanyama tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
Gui Santos dunks the towel! This newcomer showing heavy feet!
Victor Wembanyama penetrates and fires but misses everything! Hot head tonight!
Gui Santos dunks into the right spacing! Freakish explosiveness and elite court awareness!
AJ Dybantsa, this raw talent, is dragging! The allotted time minutes taking their toll!
Victor Wembanyama walks off in silence. This hooper's hooper gave it all but it wasn't enough.
De'Aaron Fox chews his nails on the bench. AJ Dybantsa stares at his shoes like they're the source of the problem. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
97-95 (V)
This player on the come-up Victor Wembanyama means business! Fast start in transition!
Gui Santos sprints to close out! A double team from way beyond the arc! Great effort!
Yago Mateus dos Santos dunks the Wilson but it won't fall! Cold streak continues!
Yago Mateus dos Santos, this diamond in the rough, reads the play perfectly and delivers an and-one!
Victor Wembanyama, this guy with a proven track record, orchestrates the delay game! Scary good handles in action!
Well-deserved break. Victor Wembanyama looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Did you know? Victor Wembanyama has a personal mini-fridge in the locker room. Nobody knows what's inside. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
This up-and-coming baller Victor Wembanyama won't let the team lose! A two-handed slam in the extra period!
AJ Dybantsa, this solid build, with the clutch defensive rebound! The crowd is on its feet!
Yago Mateus dos Santos, this who-is-this-guy player, waves the crowd up! A standing ovation rising!
AJ Dybantsa drives for the game-tying euro-step! At the last second! Unbelievable!
De'Aaron Fox tosses the basketball in the air! A team high-five! This seasoned vet mission accomplished!
De'Aaron Fox and AJ Dybantsa attempt an elaborate handshake. They miss three times. Victor Wembanyama films the whole thing. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
102-94 (V)
De'Aaron Fox, this dude putting the league on notice, embraces the palpable tension! Game on!
Victor Wembanyama, this tree of a man, rises above and hammers a pull-up jumper!
Yago Mateus dos Santos, this unknown gem, walls up off the pick and roll! Impenetrable defense!
This dark horse AJ Dybantsa turns the corner and finds the open man! Unselfish!
This diamond in the rough AJ Dybantsa runs the pick-and-pop to perfection! Tactical mastery!
Break! Gui Santos heads straight to the bathroom moment he hits the locker room. Locker room anecdote: Gui Santos talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
AJ Dybantsa catches fire! And it's a buzzer-beater! Eyes in the back of the head taking over!
An electric crowd fills the arena! This diamond in the rough Gui Santos feeds off the energy!
Yago Mateus dos Santos, this scrappy guard, sets the perfect screen! Natural-born leadership for the team!
De'Aaron Fox, this next-level player, has the intangibles! An off-the-charts basketball IQ beyond the stats!
Gui Santos daps up the opponent! Respect from this unknown gem after the battle!
De'Aaron Fox does the robot at center court while AJ Dybantsa pretends to be an airplane. The crowd loves it. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
101-104 (D)
De'Aaron Fox, this swiss-army-knife type, is introduced and the arena explodes! This well-respected player is in the building!
This respected competitor Victor Wembanyama with a picture-perfect two-handed slam! The crowd goes wild!
AJ Dybantsa bites on the pump fake! This hidden prospect sent flying from downtown!
A catch-and-shoot triple from Yago Mateus dos Santos catches the back rim and pops out! So close!
Gui Santos fades away with desperation and skill! This surprise package not done yet!
Finally a breather. Victor Wembanyama has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Bus driver's confession: Victor Wembanyama raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Gui Santos can't hit the go-ahead! Injury-prone body when the lights are brightest!
This up-and-coming baller Victor Wembanyama hangs the head after the miss! Deflated from the right corner!
Victor Wembanyama leaves it all on the floor! This established player with iron discipline effort!
AJ Dybantsa gets stripped in right from the tip-off! That's gonna be a costly turnover!
Yago Mateus dos Santos fades away to the tunnel in disappointment. This potential breakout star will learn from this.
Yago Mateus dos Santos lets out a big exhale walking through the door. AJ Dybantsa holds his in. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
105-102 (V)
Game time! Victor Wembanyama and this player on the come-up ready to put on a show at the floor!
AJ Dybantsa strips the ball cleanly! Veteran move right there!
Brick! Gui Santos misfires from downtown! Sometimes predictable game at the worst time!
Victor Wembanyama, this mountain of a man, showcases iron discipline with a gorgeous reverse layup!
This raw talent Yago Mateus dos Santos adjusts the angle mid-drive! A killer instinct body control!
Both teams head to the locker room. Gui Santos wipes his forehead with his jersey. Confession: Gui Santos believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
De'Aaron Fox, this tweener, comes up big! An and-one on the decisive possession! Legend!
De'Aaron Fox anticipates the cut and deflects the basketball! This league veteran reading minds!
De'Aaron Fox, this established player, feeds off every decibel! Wild stands is fuel!
Gui Santos with the dagger devastating dunk! This total unknown buries the opposition!
AJ Dybantsa, this combo guard, acknowledges the fans! A cathedral silence! A fist pump toward the bench!
Gui Santos does the robot at center court while De'Aaron Fox pretends to be an airplane. The crowd loves it. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
95-104 (D)
Gui Santos posts up into position! This diamond in the rough not wasting any time!
Gui Santos forces a sky hook at the buzzer! This diamond in the rough trying too hard!
Gui Santos goes to work into a trap! Injury-prone body when reading the defense!
This player on the come-up De'Aaron Fox fouls reaching in! Shaky emotions under pressure on defense!
Yago Mateus dos Santos attacks at the buzzer and finishes with a floater! Too good!
Into the tunnel. Victor Wembanyama grabs a banana on the way and devours it. Confession: Victor Wembanyama tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.
AJ Dybantsa, this solid build, throws the hands up! Exasperated along the baseline!
De'Aaron Fox with a wild attempt! This respected competitor not finding the range tonight!
De'Aaron Fox uses the hesitation dribble! Eyes in the back of the head creating separation!
Yago Mateus dos Santos, this little thunder, is drenched in sweat! Emptying the tank!
Gui Santos sits alone on the bench. This rising star processing the defeat.
AJ Dybantsa walks head down toward the tunnel. Yago Mateus dos Santos drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. During the game, I counted how many times I said 'incredible.' Seventeen. A personal record. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
91-133 (D)
AJ Dybantsa, this swiss-army-knife type, announced to huge cheers! A standing ovation!
Gui Santos, this towering presence, gets the look but can't convert at the buzzer!
Victor Wembanyama with the lazy pass! Injury-prone body leading to easy points!
This legit talent Victor Wembanyama can't recover! Scored on from mid-range! Lack of consistency!
This well-respected player De'Aaron Fox throws an elbow in frustration! Limited stamina on full display!
Break. Gui Santos asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. Little secret: Gui Santos has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. The players charge out of the tunnel. Smells like a comeback.
Gui Santos fires a two-handed slam at the top of the key but can't connect! Limited stamina showing!
AJ Dybantsa lets fly but the legs won't cooperate! Defense that's basically a suggestion catching up!
This who-is-this-guy player Yago Mateus dos Santos commits the offensive foul! Turnover from the right corner!
Victor Wembanyama gets a technical for complaining! Hot head on full display!
Gui Santos, this tower, trudges off the palace of hoops. Lessons to take from this one.
Gui Santos stands alone at center court as the lights go dim. Victor Wembanyama comes back to get him. I drank so much coffee tonight I'm going to commentate in my sleep. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
My Team ends the season #8 with a 8W-7L record. Season MVP: Victor Wembanyama.
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