My dream starting five — basketball_team 🇨🇱
5 miembros · TeamBranch
Diario de temporada
Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 7 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Denver Horse-Track | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | My Team | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 13 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pretemporada
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Luka Dončić on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 201 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (D)
Tip-off! Marcelo Pérez gets us started! Let's go!
Luka Dončić forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Marcelo Pérez throws it into the stands! What was that from this total unknown!
Giannis Antetokounmpo reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Giannis Antetokounmpo mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Marcelo Pérez grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Marcelo Pérez started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Ja Morant misfires from the left corner! This name that's buzzing searching for answers!
This jersey-selling name Giannis Antetokounmpo has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This jersey-selling name Giannis Antetokounmpo with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Ja Morant storms to the bench! This player on the come-up is visibly upset!
Giannis Antetokounmpo reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Marcelo Pérez's gaze is cold, distant. Luka Dončić's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
121-103 (V)
Luka Dončić, this franchise guy, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Ja Morant goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This solid pro is relentless!
Marcelo Pérez with the help-side brilliant anticipation! This newcomer always in position!
Giannis Antetokounmpo with the transition assist! This max-contract guy pushing the pace with pure God-given talent!
This big-name player Giannis Antetokounmpo switches defensive assignments on the fly! Next-level basketball IQ!
First half is done. Giannis Antetokounmpo is chugging Gatorade like it's water. The staff told me Giannis Antetokounmpo sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This name that's buzzing Ja Morant is automatic along the baseline! A free throw drops again!
You can feel a hostile crowd through the screen! Marcelo Pérez in the spotlight!
Ja Morant attacks the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
Luciano Togñon dribbles like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
Luciano Togñon, this player nobody saw coming, with the post-game interview smile! An off-the-charts basketball IQ all night!
Giannis Antetokounmpo blows a kiss to the camera. Ja Morant blows twelve. Luka Dončić blocks the lens. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
85-107 (D)
This diamond in the rough Luciano Togñon comes out aggressive! Opens with a fadeaway jumper from the left corner!
This raw talent Luciano Togñon with a rare miss from downtown! Even the best stumble!
This player making noise Ja Morant with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
This league veteran Ja Morant gives up the offensive rebound! Injury-prone body when boxing out!
Luka Dončić knocks down a fadeaway jumper driving to the hoop! Ice in the veins!
Break. Luka Dončić asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. They say Luka Dončić eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Giannis Antetokounmpo goes to work and kicks the stanchion! This jersey-selling name losing composure!
This potential breakout star Marcelo Pérez misses the mark! A pull-up jumper goes begging from the left corner!
Luciano Togñon reads the defense perfectly! A gym-rat work ethic and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Luciano Togñon is gassed! This potential breakout star bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
Marcelo Pérez had the chances but couldn't convert. This surprise package left wanting.
Ja Morant clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Luka Dončić fidgets with his wristband nervously. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
108-101 (V)
Luka Dončić steps back onto the floor! The crowd roars for this certified bucket!
This who-is-this-guy player Luciano Togñon does it again! A bucket with effortless precision!
This hidden prospect Marcelo Pérez with the weak-side rebound in traffic! Incredible help!
Ja Morant, this tweener, runs the offense with next-level basketball IQ! Beautiful passing!
Luka Dončić spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
End of the second quarter. Ja Morant is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Little secret: Ja Morant listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Luciano Togñon, this surprise package, drops a half-court heave facing the rim! Pure artistry!
Luciano Togñon, this smooth operator, gets the standing ovation! A crowd fully behind them!
Ja Morant puts ego aside! The team comes first for this well-respected player!
Giannis Antetokounmpo, this certified bucket, answers every challenge! That dawg mentality never fading!
Luciano Togñon, this smooth operator, takes the final bow! A hug with the coach! Dominant display!
Luciano Togñon cries tears of joy in Giannis Antetokounmpo's arms. Luka Dončić is also crying but nobody knows why. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
114-101 (V)
Giannis Antetokounmpo, this giant, takes the court! The standing ovation is electric!
Giannis Antetokounmpo, this tower, uses every inch to deliver a floater!
Luka Dončić, this giant, contests everything in the paint! Pure God-given talent on full display!
Luciano Togñon with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! That dawg mentality on that one!
Luka Dončić, this established star, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Halftime! Luka Dončić looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Did you know Luka Dončić keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Marcelo Pérez, this hungry young player, knifes through for a buzzer beater from mid-range! Wow!
Deafening noise! Ja Morant dribbles and the building shakes!
This certified bucket Luka Dončić unites the locker room! Silky smooth technique captain's mentality!
Luka Dončić, this absolute unit, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this headliner right now!
Marcelo Pérez, this dude out of nowhere, embraces the teammates! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! Sweet victory!
Marcelo Pérez pretends to faint from happiness. Luciano Togñon pretends to call 911. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
110-106 (V)
Luka Dončić, this 7-footer, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
Marcelo Pérez sprints to close out! A defensive rebound back to the basket! Great effort!
A tear drop attempt by Luciano Togñon falls short! Hot head in the legs!
Luciano Togñon with the decisive layup! A gym-rat work ethic when it matters most!
Luka Dončić, this absolute unit, exploits the mismatch back to the basket! Smart play!
Break. Luka Dončić collapses next to the vending machine. Physio's confession: Luka Dončić purrs when you massage his calves. Like a cat. A big cat. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
This hungry young player Marcelo Pérez converts the and-one in the dying seconds! Three-point play!
Luciano Togñon times it perfectly and rejects the shot! An iron-wall defense from downtown!
You can cut the tension with a knife! Wild stands as Ja Morant steps up!
Luka Dončić, this established star, rises to the occasion! An and-one from downtown! Huge!
It's over! Ja Morant delivers the goods! This up-and-coming baller walks off a winner!
Marcelo Pérez takes a bow for the crowd. Luka Dončić bows to Marcelo Pérez. The nobility of basketball. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
103-99 (V)
Luciano Togñon, this do-it-all player, is introduced and the arena explodes! This hidden prospect is in the building!
Giannis Antetokounmpo strips the ball cleanly! Veteran move right there!
Giannis Antetokounmpo, this beanpole, gets the look but can't convert facing the rim!
Luciano Togñon, this do-it-all player, with a silky hook shot from downtown! Smooth operator!
Giannis Antetokounmpo pushes the pace in transition! Scary good handles showing in every play!
Well-deserved break. Ja Morant looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Anecdote: Ja Morant once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
Ja Morant posts up for the game-tying finger roll! At the jump ball! Unbelievable!
This top-tier talent Giannis Antetokounmpo reads the play and intercepts! Brilliant anticipation!
A crowd fully behind them fills the arena! This unknown gem Marcelo Pérez feeds off the energy!
This hooper's hooper Ja Morant silences the crowd! A layup in transition! Stone cold!
Luciano Togñon, this swiss-army-knife type, carries the team to victory! MVP-level performance!
Luka Dončić makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. Giannis Antetokounmpo makes a bigger heart. Luciano Togñon makes a massive heart. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
105-106 (D)
This max-contract guy Giannis Antetokounmpo comes out firing! A buzzer beater in the first minute!
This hungry young player Luciano Togñon with a vintage half-court heave! The old magic is still there!
Luka Dončić, this giant, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over tendency to rush!
Luciano Togñon clanks another one off the rim! This rising star needs to find rhythm!
Giannis Antetokounmpo takes the lead! A floater! The comeback is complete! Unbelievable!
End of the first act. Luciano Togñon is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Staff confession: Luciano Togñon is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. We're back! The players look fired up.
Luciano Togñon gets stripped in the dying seconds! That's gonna be a costly turnover!
Luka Dončić, this towering presence, waves off the play call! Defense that's basically a suggestion hurting the team!
Luciano Togñon is the protagonist tonight! This potential breakout star authoring a masterpiece!
This dude out of nowhere Marcelo Pérez can't deliver when it matters! Limited stamina under pressure!
This multi-time All-Star Giannis Antetokounmpo congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this multi-time All-Star.
Ja Morant's brow is furrowed, lips pressed thin. Luka Dončić breathes through his nose, hard, steady, trying to calm down. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
89-130 (D)
Luka Dončić dribbles into position! This elite player not wasting any time!
Giannis Antetokounmpo spins the orange right into the defender's hands! Injury-prone body!
Ja Morant tries to be too fancy and loses the rock! Occasional mental lapses in the decision-making!
Marcelo Pérez gets crossed over! This player nobody saw coming left frozen from downtown!
Luka Dončić picks up the second technical! This top-tier talent ejected! Heavy feet!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! Luciano Togñon walks head down toward the tunnel. Confession: Luciano Togñon believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
Giannis Antetokounmpo fires away and fires but misses everything! Occasional mental lapses tonight!
Marcelo Pérez, this smooth operator, with tired legs under the basket! Occasional mental lapses slowing this newcomer down!
Marcelo Pérez charges right into the defender! Turnover! Ego the size of Texas when controlling pace!
Giannis Antetokounmpo, this absolute unit, pounds the scorer's table! Tendency to force bad shots on full display!
This dude putting the league on notice Ja Morant tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Ja Morant closes his eyes walking out. Luka Dončić keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. I learned that Ja Morant's father was a volunteer firefighter. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
97-98 (D)
Giannis Antetokounmpo takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Luciano Togñon, this swiss-army-knife type, elevates for a monster bucket!
Marcelo Pérez overcommits and gets beat! Tendency to force bad shots when reading the play!
Marcelo Pérez takes a tough double-clutch layup and it doesn't go! Limited stamina in shot selection!
Luciano Togñon, this versatile guy, blocks the shot and starts the break! Comeback!
Rest time. Ja Morant isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Anecdote: Ja Morant tried to impress the Denver Horse-Track players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
Ja Morant drives but can't score in crunch time! Opportunity lost!
This well-respected player Ja Morant stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
Luka Dončić pulls up with purpose! Scary good handles driving this team forward!
Ja Morant can't handle the pressure! This up-and-coming baller folds at the last second!
Marcelo Pérez, this tweener, trudges off the den. Lessons to take from this one.
Luciano Togñon mutters 'damn' under his breath. Marcelo Pérez says 'yeah' in the same tone. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
109-114 (D)
Luciano Togñon, this surprise package, embraces the electric crowd! Game on!
Luciano Togñon, this smooth operator, takes over off the pick and roll. A pull-up jumper! That's elite!
Luka Dončić, this big fella, can't keep up with the speed! Limited stamina exposed!
Luciano Togñon, this hidden prospect, comes up empty! A catch-and-shoot triple off target from the right corner!
This name that's buzzing Ja Morant draws the charge! Momentum swinging under the basket!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Luciano Togñon to massage his thighs. Anecdote: Luciano Togñon once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
Luciano Togñon crosses over and slips! Turnover in the first half! Heavy feet!
Marcelo Pérez mutters to himself walking back! This dark horse fighting inner demons!
This newcomer Marcelo Pérez turns adversity into fuel! An All-Star Game worthy play energy!
Luciano Togñon, this dude out of nowhere, commits the late turnover! Shaky emotions under pressure with the ball!
Luka Dončić, this world-class player, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Ja Morant pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. Giannis Antetokounmpo takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Giannis Antetokounmpo. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
110-106 (V)
Ja Morant fires up the crowd to open the game! This seasoned vet starting strong!
This surprise package Luciano Togñon forces the air ball with pressure! Suffocating!
A double-clutch layup from Ja Morant hits the iron! Injury-prone body under the spotlight!
Giannis Antetokounmpo with another bucket! You can't stop this man!
Luciano Togñon, this combo guard, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! An off-the-charts basketball IQ!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Marcelo Pérez asks for an ice pack. I've been told Marcelo Pérez always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. We're back! The players look fired up.
This dude putting the league on notice Ja Morant converts the free throws under pressure! Eyes in the back of the head under pressure!
Luka Dončić with the huge rebound in traffic on the low block! This top-tier talent says no!
This rising star Luciano Togñon acknowledges the fans! A Playoff atmosphere of mutual respect!
Luciano Togñon, this tweener, hits the big shot! In the money time! That's a closer!
Final buzzer! Luciano Togñon is the hero! This potential breakout star with a game for the ages!
Luka Dončić and Luciano Togñon form a tunnel for Giannis Antetokounmpo to crawl through. Too tall. Gets stuck. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
94-118 (D)
Marcelo Pérez, this total unknown, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Luciano Togñon lets fly but the shot rims out! Sometimes predictable game rears its ugly head!
Ja Morant launches into a trap! Tendency to force bad shots when reading the defense!
Giannis Antetokounmpo gets screened out of the play! This elite player lost in traffic!
Ja Morant scores with freakish explosiveness. A catch-and-shoot triple from mid-range! Too smooth!
Break! Luka Dončić has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. I've been told Luka Dončić once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Giannis Antetokounmpo drives the towel! This reliable star showing shaky emotions under pressure!
Luciano Togñon, this tweener, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Occasional mental lapses!
Marcelo Pérez, this do-it-all player, seals the defender for position! Fundamentals!
This dude out of nowhere Luciano Togñon can barely get up the court! Fatigue setting in!
Luka Dončić walks off in silence. This All-Star caliber talent gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Ja Morant walks in slow motion, arms dangling. Giannis Antetokounmpo speeds up. Wants it to be over. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
106-119 (D)
This raw talent Marcelo Pérez catches the damn ball early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
This All-Star caliber talent Luka Dončić rattles it out! So close yet so far under the basket!
Giannis Antetokounmpo explodes into a dead end along the baseline! Turnover! Lack of consistency!
Giannis Antetokounmpo scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Tendency to force bad shots!
Luka Dončić, this long boy, showcases silky smooth technique with a gorgeous two-handed slam!
End of the first half. Giannis Antetokounmpo is beet red but still standing. Fun fact: Giannis Antetokounmpo tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
Luciano Togñon takes off away from the huddle! This unknown gem in a dark place mentally!
Marcelo Pérez, this tweener, loses the handle and the opportunity! Tendency to rush!
Luciano Togñon, this all-around player, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
Giannis Antetokounmpo, this top-tier talent, sucking wind after that sprint! This ball game of battle!
Giannis Antetokounmpo explodes to the tunnel in disappointment. This elite player will learn from this.
Ja Morant walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. Luciano Togñon drags one foot after the other. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
90-117 (D)
The game begins and Giannis Antetokounmpo is ready! You can see scary good handles written all over his face!
Luciano Togñon forces a sky hook back to the basket! This hidden prospect trying too hard!
Ja Morant, this combo guard, gets called for the carry! Heavy feet in ball-handling!
Ja Morant gets burned on the drive! Sometimes predictable game in lateral movement!
Giannis Antetokounmpo dishes past everyone for a finger roll! This tower on a mission!
Both teams head to the locker room. Ja Morant wipes his forehead with his jersey. Fun fact: Ja Morant tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
This surprise package Marcelo Pérez throws an elbow in frustration! Heavy feet on full display!
Marcelo Pérez rises up the ball into nothing! Ego the size of Texas on full display tonight!
Marcelo Pérez posts up into the right spacing! A killer instinct and elite court awareness!
Luciano Togñon misses from fatigue! This diamond in the rough can't get the elevation back to the basket!
This diamond in the rough Luciano Togñon leaves the floor with head held high. Fought to the end.
Luka Dončić's eyes are red, jaw tight. Ja Morant apologizes to the coach, voice cracking. Your commentator broke his personal screaming record tonight. My throat is not thanking me. We're wrapping up the mics. Up next: 'Chopped: Tupperware Lunch at the Office Edition.'
My Team finishes #12 (6W-9L). Better luck next season! MVP: Luka Dončić.
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