Mi quinteto ideal — basketball_team 🇪🇸
5 miembros · TeamBranch
Diario de temporada
Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | New York Over-Timers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | My Team | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pretemporada
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Stephen Curry on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 188 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
90-127 (D)
Tip-off! Juan Carlos Navarro gets us started! Let's go!
Stephen Curry forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Juan Carlos Navarro throws it into the stands! What was that from this player on the come-up!
LeBron James Jr. Reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
LeBron James Jr. Mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Juan Carlos Navarro grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Juan Carlos Navarro started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Dylan Harper misfires from the left corner! This newcomer searching for answers!
This name that's buzzing LeBron James Jr. Has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This name that's buzzing LeBron James Jr. With turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Dylan Harper storms to the bench! This total unknown is visibly upset!
LeBron James Jr. Reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Juan Carlos Navarro's gaze is cold, distant. Stephen Curry's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
133-91 (V)
Stephen Curry, this franchise guy, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Dylan Harper goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This hidden prospect is relentless!
Juan Carlos Navarro with the bounce pass! This league veteran threading it perfectly!
This player nobody saw coming Dylan Harper with a cold-blooded double-clutch layup! No conscience!
Dylan Harper anticipates the cut and deflects the Wilson! This hungry young player reading minds!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Dylan Harper asks for an ice pack. Anecdote: Dylan Harper fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Dylan Harper with the tough sky hook through contact! This potential breakout star won't be denied!
Dylan Harper, this mammoth, caps off a dominant performance! Ridiculous creativity from start to finish!
This name that's buzzing Juan Carlos Navarro celebrates too early! A sky hook didn't count! Awkward!
This name that's buzzing Juan Carlos Navarro holds up three fingers! A bench mob celebration after the triple!
Ricky Rubio, this solid pro, embraces the teammates! A primal scream! Sweet victory!
Dylan Harper moonwalks across the hardwood. Stephen Curry attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
122-91 (V)
Ricky Rubio, this player making noise, embraces the wild stands! Game on!
A bank shot from Dylan Harper! This dark horse is putting on a show tonight!
Stephen Curry a ball recovery with authority! This tweener protecting the paint!
This next-level player Juan Carlos Navarro with the behind-the-back dish! Highlight-reel pass!
LeBron James Jr., this seasoned vet, manages the clock beautifully in the first half!
Halftime. Dylan Harper wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Fun fact: Dylan Harper blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
An and-one from Juan Carlos Navarro! That's a killer instinct at the highest level!
Listen to that roar! LeBron James Jr. Pulls up and the place explodes!
LeBron James Jr., this up-and-coming baller, runs the play exactly as drawn! Execution!
Stephen Curry leaves it all on the floor! This All-Star caliber talent with an off-the-charts basketball IQ effort!
Ricky Rubio launches into the tunnel with the W! This up-and-coming baller all smiles!
Stephen Curry points both hands at the sky. Juan Carlos Navarro points at Stephen Curry. LeBron James Jr. Points at the exit. I learned backstage that Juan Carlos Navarro also does volunteer firefighter on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
135-89 (V)
Ricky Rubio rises up into position! This seasoned vet not wasting any time!
This player on the come-up Juan Carlos Navarro finishes with authority! A thunderous slam off the pick and roll!
Juan Carlos Navarro goes to work and dishes! Gorgeous feed off the pick and roll! Unreal swagger!
Juan Carlos Navarro dribbles the ball with purpose! An off-balance shot! This well-respected player means business!
LeBron James Jr. With the huge flawless defensive rotation at the top of the key! This player making noise says no!
The players head to the locker room. Dylan Harper is sweating like a racehorse. True story: Dylan Harper walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Philadelphia Injury-Report. Awkward. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
Juan Carlos Navarro scores at will! A free throw from mid-range! This solid pro domination!
Dylan Harper fades away with confidence! The game is well in hand for this guy nobody was talking about!
This name that's buzzing LeBron James Jr. Calls for the rock but trips over the baseline! Comedy gold!
Stephen Curry pulls up to center court! A raised fist! This bonafide star owns the moment!
That's the game! Stephen Curry finishes with a monster performance! This max-contract guy victorious!
LeBron James Jr. Pretends to plant a flag at center court. Ricky Rubio stands at attention. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
108-104 (V)
Stephen Curry, this swiss-army-knife type, announced to huge cheers! A Playoff atmosphere!
Juan Carlos Navarro a defensive rebound and starts the fast break! Defense wins championships!
LeBron James Jr. With a wild attempt! This respected competitor not finding the range tonight!
A free throw from LeBron James Jr.! This player on the come-up reminding everyone why they're on top!
Stephen Curry, this big-name player, orchestrates the delay game! Iron discipline in action!
That's a cut. Dylan Harper stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. The staff told me Dylan Harper sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
Stephen Curry pulls up past everyone in the extra period! A finger roll! Legendary!
This newcomer Dylan Harper forces the bad pass! Freakish explosiveness creating turnovers!
Juan Carlos Navarro takes off and the noise is deafening! A boiling cauldron! Wow!
Dylan Harper with the gutsy and-one driving to the hoop! Night-in night-out consistency on full display!
This hidden prospect Dylan Harper secures the win with night-in night-out consistency! Another one in the bag!
Stephen Curry rips the net off the rim. Dylan Harper wraps it around his neck like a scarf. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
115-79 (V)
Stephen Curry fires up the crowd to open the game! This certified bucket starting strong!
LeBron James Jr., this player on the come-up, threads the needle for a double-clutch layup from the left corner!
This solid pro Ricky Rubio with assist number lengths ahead! A killer instinct on display!
LeBron James Jr., this player making noise, knifes through for a buzzer-beater along the baseline! Wow!
Ricky Rubio strips the ball cleanly! Veteran move right there!
Halftime whistle! Juan Carlos Navarro slides down against the hallway wall. Physio's confession: Juan Carlos Navarro purrs when you massage his calves. Like a cat. A big cat. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Dylan Harper, this dark horse, drops a buzzer-beater from downtown! Pure artistry!
Stephen Curry even the deep bench is scoring! Complete team effort tonight!
Dylan Harper, this mammoth, tries the spin move and gets dizzy! This total unknown wobbling!
Ricky Rubio with the chest bump after the and-one! This respected competitor is fired up!
Ricky Rubio, this hooper's hooper, soaks in the moment! Victory off the pick and roll! A fist pump toward the bench!
Ricky Rubio performs an absolutely ridiculous victory dance. LeBron James Jr. Imitates it. It's worse. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
98-99 (D)
Dylan Harper fades away onto the floor! The crowd roars for this newcomer!
LeBron James Jr. Penetrates past everyone for a devastating dunk! This tweener on a mission!
This player on the come-up Ricky Rubio commits the and-one foul! Shaky emotions under pressure in positioning!
LeBron James Jr. Gets a clean look but sometimes predictable game costs the bucket!
Stephen Curry steals and scores! This big-name player cutting the gap in the paint!
Rest time. Juan Carlos Navarro isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Fun fact: Juan Carlos Navarro blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
Dylan Harper spins into a dead end! Hot head in late-game situations!
This name that's buzzing LeBron James Jr. Hangs the head after the miss! Deflated on the low block!
Juan Carlos Navarro, this tweener, evolves before our eyes! A dramatic twist!
This newcomer Dylan Harper picks up the foul on a clutch free throw! Terrible timing!
This max-contract guy Stephen Curry leaves the den with head held high. Fought to the end.
LeBron James Jr. Pulls his cap down over his eyes. Dylan Harper doesn't have a cap, and it shows. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
110-81 (V)
This All-Star caliber talent Stephen Curry gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
A free throw by LeBron James Jr.! The crowd erupts! An off-the-charts basketball IQ personified!
Ricky Rubio, this up-and-coming baller, dishes to the hot hand! Smart basketball!
Dylan Harper dunks through traffic and scores! Incredible finish!
Ricky Rubio, this tweener, blankets the shooter on the low block! No daylight!
The locker room. Stephen Curry sprawls out full-length on the bench. Fun fact: Stephen Curry failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
This max-contract guy Stephen Curry does it again! A scoop layup with effortless precision!
Ricky Rubio, this well-respected player, waves to the crowd early! The outcome settled!
This top-tier talent Stephen Curry passes to the opponent! Gift exchange along the baseline!
Ricky Rubio pumps the fist! This up-and-coming baller feeling it under the basket! A team high-five!
LeBron James Jr. Can breathe! The win is secured, it's over!
Juan Carlos Navarro runs to the coach and lifts the coach up. Not thrilled but smiles anyway. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
120-96 (V)
Dylan Harper looks dialed in from the start! An unmatched feel for the game preparation showing!
Stephen Curry, this big-name player, unleashes a step-back three in the paint! Bang!
Dylan Harper forces the shot-clock violation! Nerves of steel on full display!
LeBron James Jr. Attacks the pill with precision! Assist under the basket! Floor general!
This guy everybody knows Stephen Curry switches defensive assignments on the fly! Natural-born leadership!
Coach calls everyone back. LeBron James Jr. Drags his feet toward the tunnel. Fun fact: LeBron James Jr. Got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
A free throw by Stephen Curry in the paint! A killer instinct in every fiber!
This established star Stephen Curry brings immense pressure to a new level! Incredible scene!
This dude putting the league on notice Ricky Rubio claps for the rookie! Encouragement from this dude putting the league on notice!
This who-is-this-guy player Dylan Harper silences the noise! A gym-rat work ethic locked in! Nothing else matters!
Juan Carlos Navarro, this solid pro, high-fives the bench! A primal scream! Team effort!
Ricky Rubio takes Stephen Curry by the hand and they bow to the crowd like stage actors. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
93-116 (D)
Stephen Curry opens with a half-court heave! This reliable star making an early statement!
Ricky Rubio can't buy a bucket! Another miss from downtown! Frustrating!
Ricky Rubio drives into a trap! Sometimes predictable game when reading the defense!
Ricky Rubio loses the screen battle! Defense that's basically a suggestion around the picks!
Ricky Rubio explodes and it's a euro-step! This respected competitor proving the doubters wrong!
Halftime. Ricky Rubio throws his towel on the floor walking in. Did you know? Ricky Rubio has a personal mini-fridge in the locker room. Nobody knows what's inside. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Ricky Rubio, this solid build, throws the hands up! Exasperated at half court!
Dylan Harper clanks another one off the rim! This player nobody saw coming needs to find rhythm!
Juan Carlos Navarro pushes the pace in transition! Eyes in the back of the head showing in every play!
Dylan Harper, this hungry young player, sucking wind after that sprint! This ball game of battle!
Ricky Rubio launches past the media. This respected competitor not in the mood to talk.
Stephen Curry walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. Juan Carlos Navarro drags one foot after the other. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
107-117 (D)
Ricky Rubio, this do-it-all player, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
A pull-up jumper from Ricky Rubio goes in and out! Heartbreaking at the top of the key!
This guy with a proven track record LeBron James Jr. With a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Dylan Harper gets burned on the drive! Lack of consistency in lateral movement!
Dylan Harper, this mammoth, overpowers for a reverse layup! Size matters!
Rest. Stephen Curry buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Confession: Stephen Curry tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.
Ricky Rubio fades away and kicks the stanchion! This respected competitor losing composure!
Dylan Harper spins but the shot rims out! Shaky emotions under pressure rears its ugly head!
This respected competitor Juan Carlos Navarro runs the pick-and-pop to perfection! Tactical mastery!
LeBron James Jr., this tweener, with tired legs from downtown! Sometimes predictable game slowing this guy with a proven track record down!
This hidden prospect Dylan Harper shakes hands and moves on. In the end, sometimes predictable game proved costly.
LeBron James Jr. Replays the score in his head on a loop. Ricky Rubio tries to think about something else. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
95-114 (D)
This reliable star Stephen Curry comes out firing! A double-clutch layup in the first minute!
Ricky Rubio, this all-around player, gets the look but can't convert under the basket!
LeBron James Jr., this solid build, commits the travel! Defense that's basically a suggestion in the footwork!
Stephen Curry, this combo guard, gets exploited in the switch! Sometimes predictable game exposed in the mismatch!
Ricky Rubio shoots and scores! A double-clutch layup! This versatile guy is a problem!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Juan Carlos Navarro asks for an ice pack. Locker room anecdote: Juan Carlos Navarro talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
LeBron James Jr. Mutters to himself walking back! This name that's buzzing fighting inner demons!
Stephen Curry misfires from way beyond the arc! Even this headliner has off nights!
LeBron James Jr., this do-it-all player, exploits the mismatch under the basket! Smart play!
This established player Ricky Rubio is a warrior but the body says no! The 48 regulation minutes of war!
Dylan Harper, this hidden prospect, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Juan Carlos Navarro mutters 'damn' under his breath. LeBron James Jr. Says 'yeah' in the same tone. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'Nailed It: Cakes Ruined by My Mother-in-Law.'
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
107-88 (V)
Dylan Harper, this tree of a man, is introduced and the arena explodes! This hungry young player is in the building!
Dylan Harper, this towering presence, showcases next-level basketball IQ with a gorgeous bucket!
Stephen Curry, this solid build, contests everything from the right corner! Night-in night-out consistency on full display!
This headliner Stephen Curry with the wraparound pass! How did that get through!
This established star Stephen Curry adjusts the angle mid-drive! Iron discipline body control!
Halftime. The doctor examines Juan Carlos Navarro's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Did you know? Juan Carlos Navarro tried to become a rapper before basketball. The world dodged a bullet. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
Dylan Harper, this towering presence, takes over at half court. A buzzer beater! That's elite!
This player making noise LeBron James Jr. Acknowledges the fans! A packed arena of mutual respect!
This guy nobody was talking about Dylan Harper defers to the hot hand! Smart basketball!
Remember this moment! Stephen Curry is making history with a reverse layup!
This legit talent Ricky Rubio thanks the fans! The crowd is on its feet! What a ride!
Stephen Curry and Dylan Harper leap onto each other like kids. Ricky Rubio comes sprinting in and crushes them both. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
105-96 (V)
This big-name player Stephen Curry in the starting lineup! Let's see what this big-name player brings!
Ricky Rubio buries a buzzer beater from the right corner! This guy with a proven track record is on fire tonight!
This dude putting the league on notice LeBron James Jr. Reads the play and intercepts! Brilliant anticipation!
Dylan Harper, this towering presence, drops the dime! Natural-born leadership passing on display!
Ricky Rubio rises up the ball out of the trap! Nerves of steel under pressure!
Halftime. Juan Carlos Navarro is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Juicy anecdote: Juan Carlos Navarro was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
This player making noise Ricky Rubio converts from way beyond the arc! A fadeaway jumper right on cue!
This name that's buzzing Juan Carlos Navarro gets the crowd into it! A boiling cauldron at fever pitch!
LeBron James Jr. Rises up the orange into the right hands! This league veteran quarterback!
Dylan Harper, this oversized freak, carries the weight of the team on those shoulders!
This who-is-this-guy player Dylan Harper seals the deal! Victory with nerves of steel!
LeBron James Jr. Does a cartwheel at center court. Ricky Rubio tries one too and eats it. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
106-104 (V)
This name that's buzzing Ricky Rubio comes out aggressive! Opens with a buzzer-beater on the low block!
This surprise package Dylan Harper with a perfect contest at half court! Intimidating!
Dylan Harper, this 7-footer, can't get a two-handed slam to drop! Cold as ice tonight!
Stephen Curry attacks the pill with flair and hits a bank shot! Sensational!
Juan Carlos Navarro makes the hockey pass! Night-in night-out consistency finding the extra pass!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Ricky Rubio asks for an ice pack. Fun fact: Ricky Rubio blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
Dylan Harper, this diamond in the rough, rises to the occasion! A buzzer-beater facing the rim! Huge!
Juan Carlos Navarro times it perfectly and rejects the shot! A rebound in traffic off the pick and roll!
Dylan Harper dunks in front of the home faithful! A roaring arena! Beautiful!
LeBron James Jr., this league veteran, orchestrates the last possession! A catch-and-shoot triple! Perfection!
Juan Carlos Navarro, this player making noise, with the post-game interview smile! Next-level basketball IQ all night!
Ricky Rubio and Stephen Curry pound their chests like gorillas. The coach pretends not to know them. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
My Team ends the season #5 with a 10W-5L record. Season MVP: Stephen Curry.
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