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Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | New York Over-Timers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | My Team | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 16 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pretemporada
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Tornike Shengelia on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 206 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget is starting to look serious. We're no longer in the cheap seats, they've finally got a payroll that lets them look other franchises in the eye. The roster is balanced, there's talent at every position, and the bench isn't a cosmic void anymore. But they're dancing right on the luxury tax line, so every signing is an apothecary's calculation. A blockbuster trade? Possible, but something's gotta give. It's chess, and the GM is a pretty damn good player.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (D)
Tip-off! Braxton Key gets us started! Let's go!
Bruno Fitipaldo forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Braxton Key throws it into the stands! What was that from this total unknown!
Tornike Shengelia reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Tornike Shengelia mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Braxton Key grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Braxton Key started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Lluís Costa misfires from the left corner! This newcomer searching for answers!
This name that's buzzing Tornike Shengelia has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This name that's buzzing Tornike Shengelia with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Lluís Costa storms to the bench! This total unknown is visibly upset!
Tornike Shengelia reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Braxton Key's gaze is cold, distant. Bruno Fitipaldo's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
116-108 (V)
Bruno Fitipaldo, this surprise package, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Lluís Costa goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This hidden prospect is relentless!
Braxton Key with the help-side brilliant anticipation! This newcomer always in position!
Tornike Shengelia with the transition assist! This up-and-coming baller pushing the pace with pure God-given talent!
This legit talent Tornike Shengelia switches defensive assignments on the fly! Next-level basketball IQ!
First half is done. Tornike Shengelia is chugging Gatorade like it's water. The staff told me Tornike Shengelia sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This newcomer Lluís Costa is automatic along the baseline! A free throw drops again!
You can feel a hostile crowd through the screen! Braxton Key in the spotlight!
Lluís Costa attacks the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
Moses Wright dribbles like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
Moses Wright, this player nobody saw coming, with the post-game interview smile! An off-the-charts basketball IQ all night!
Tornike Shengelia blows a kiss to the camera. Lluís Costa blows twelve. Bruno Fitipaldo blocks the lens. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
81-111 (D)
This diamond in the rough Moses Wright comes out aggressive! Opens with a fadeaway jumper from the left corner!
This raw talent Moses Wright with a rare miss from downtown! Even the best stumble!
This hungry young player Lluís Costa with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
This surprise package Lluís Costa gives up the offensive rebound! Injury-prone body when boxing out!
This surprise package Bruno Fitipaldo fouls hard out of frustration! Injury-prone body showing!
Halftime whistle. Bruno Fitipaldo flops into the first available chair. Juicy intel: Bruno Fitipaldo turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
This newcomer Moses Wright misses the mark! A double-clutch layup goes begging at half court!
Braxton Key is gassed! This player nobody saw coming bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
Tornike Shengelia drives the Spalding right to the defense! Costly mistake by this solid pro!
Tornike Shengelia, this player making noise, yells at the coaching staff! Hot head causing friction!
Lluís Costa, this who-is-this-guy player, takes the loss hard. Heavy feet at the wrong moments.
Lluís Costa kicks his towel across the floor. Bruno Fitipaldo has already left for the locker room, alone. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
104-90 (V)
The game begins and Tornike Shengelia is ready! You can see a gym-rat work ethic written all over his face!
Moses Wright lets fly and scores! A layup! This 7-footer is a problem!
This guy nobody was talking about Braxton Key anchors the defense on the low block! Nothing gets through!
This diamond in the rough Braxton Key zips the pass through! Another dime from this mammoth!
Moses Wright reads the defense perfectly! Freakish explosiveness and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Break! Tornike Shengelia grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Confession: Tornike Shengelia tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
Moses Wright, this big fella, posts up and delivers a reverse layup! Textbook!
Moses Wright posts up and the noise is deafening! A standing ovation! Wow!
Braxton Key, this titan, anchors the second unit! This diamond in the rough versatile contributor!
Bruno Fitipaldo is inevitable tonight! This hidden prospect can't be stopped!
That's the game! Lluís Costa finishes with a monster performance! This total unknown victorious!
Braxton Key and Tornike Shengelia swap jerseys with each other. Makes no sense but it's the emotion talking. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
98-126 (D)
This hidden prospect Braxton Key opens the scoring! A bucket! Early advantage!
Tornike Shengelia, this beanpole, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this seasoned vet!
Bruno Fitipaldo charges right into the defender! Turnover! Tendency to rush when controlling pace!
This hungry young player Bruno Fitipaldo can't recover! Scored on from mid-range! Injury-prone body!
Moses Wright, this mammoth, muscles in for a finger roll! Pure power!
Off to the locker room. Bruno Fitipaldo has already drained two water bottles. Did you know? Bruno Fitipaldo launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Braxton Key mutters to himself walking back! This who-is-this-guy player fighting inner demons!
A pull-up jumper from Bruno Fitipaldo sails wide! This unknown gem needs to regroup!
Bruno Fitipaldo spins with purpose every possession! This who-is-this-guy player chess master!
Tornike Shengelia, this hooper's hooper, is dragging! The four quarters minutes taking their toll!
Moses Wright pulls up to the tunnel in disappointment. This surprise package will learn from this.
Bruno Fitipaldo is the last one off the court, shoulders hunched. Braxton Key waits at the tunnel entrance. I tried to take a selfie with the court in the background. My thumb is over the lens. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
102-106 (D)
Braxton Key dribbles with energy from the opening whistle! This player nobody saw coming locked in!
Tornike Shengelia drains a hook shot from the low block! Textbook iron discipline!
Bruno Fitipaldo, this tweener, gets blown by on the perimeter! Injury-prone body in the legs!
Moses Wright, this surprise package, with a contested off-balance shot that misses under the basket!
This player nobody saw coming Moses Wright rallies the troops! The team feeds off an off-the-charts basketball IQ!
Time to breathe. Braxton Key has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. They say Braxton Key has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Lluís Costa can't convert in the closing moments! This hidden prospect shrinks in the moment!
Moses Wright, this tower, sits down hard on the bench! Heavy feet written all over his face!
Lluís Costa dribbles through pain, through doubt! This unknown gem transcending!
Lluís Costa goes to work but can't score in the first quarter! Opportunity lost!
Braxton Key, this who-is-this-guy player, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Tornike Shengelia avoids the cameras like the plague. Bruno Fitipaldo gets caught. Just says 'we'll be better'. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
89-106 (D)
Moses Wright, this walking skyscraper, takes the court! The crowd fully behind them is electric!
This solid pro Tornike Shengelia puts up a scoop layup but it won't fall! Off night!
This surprise package Moses Wright commits the 5-second violation! Clock management injury-prone body!
Bruno Fitipaldo gets crossed over! This who-is-this-guy player left frozen on the low block!
Moses Wright crosses over to the rack for a free throw! Can't contain this tower!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! Moses Wright walks head down toward the tunnel. Did you know? Moses Wright launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. Back at it! The players jog toward center court.
Moses Wright drops the head after another miss! Hot head sapping the confidence!
Bruno Fitipaldo dunks the ball but it won't fall! Cold streak continues!
Moses Wright slows the pace when the team needs it! This who-is-this-guy player tempo control!
Moses Wright is cramping up! This diamond in the rough trying to shake it off! Occasional mental lapses!
Braxton Key walks off in silence. This hungry young player gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Tornike Shengelia refuses the coach's embrace. Bruno Fitipaldo accepts it but his body is stiff. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
111-110 (V)
Braxton Key fires up the crowd to open the game! This hungry young player starting strong!
Tornike Shengelia slides the feet perfectly and forces a miss! An off-the-charts basketball IQ in every step!
A free throw from Tornike Shengelia catches the back rim and pops out! So close!
Moses Wright lets fly the rock into a two-handed slam! Freakish explosiveness shining through!
This solid pro Tornike Shengelia recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
Into the tunnel. Lluís Costa grabs a banana on the way and devours it. Intel: Lluís Costa refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. Back at it! The players jog toward center court.
This dark horse Moses Wright takes over! Back-to-back a tear drop in the first quarter!
Bruno Fitipaldo, this combo guard, smothers the ball-handler! No options!
This name that's buzzing Tornike Shengelia gets the crowd into it! A hostile crowd at fever pitch!
Tornike Shengelia breaks the tie! A bucket! This up-and-coming baller wants to be the hero!
Lluís Costa rises up to the crowd! A slide across the hardwood! This total unknown gave everything!
Bruno Fitipaldo and Braxton Key pretend to fish Lluís Costa out of the crowd. They pull hard. I got a text from Bruno Fitipaldo after the game. Just kidding. Nobody texts me. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
102-90 (V)
Bruno Fitipaldo looks dialed in from the start! Scary good handles preparation showing!
Tornike Shengelia knocks down a double-clutch layup in the paint! Ice in the veins!
This league veteran Tornike Shengelia with a drawn charge on the low block! Intimidating!
Bruno Fitipaldo goes to work the orange with precision! Assist along the baseline! Floor general!
Braxton Key sets the screen at the perfect angle! This hungry young player cerebral play!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Lluís Costa to massage his thighs. Juicy anecdote: Lluís Costa was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
Lluís Costa, this versatile guy, takes over from downtown. An alley-oop! That's elite!
Bruno Fitipaldo lets fly in front of the home faithful! A cathedral silence! Beautiful!
This total unknown Moses Wright swings the Spalding around! Iron discipline ball movement!
Moses Wright overcomes the early struggles! This dude out of nowhere rising like a phoenix!
This surprise package Lluís Costa seals the deal! Victory with scary good handles!
Tornike Shengelia and Lluís Costa chest bump so hard they each fly back three meters. Behind the scenes, I learned Lluís Costa was also a volunteer firefighter in a past life. You can feel it in the game. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
84-128 (D)
Bruno Fitipaldo, this tweener, sets the tone immediately! An unmatched feel for the game from the jump!
Tornike Shengelia, this up-and-coming baller, can't convert the fast break! Wasted opportunity!
Lluís Costa, this solid build, gets the ball poked away! Tendency to rush when protecting the leather!
This established player Tornike Shengelia fouls reaching in! Occasional mental lapses on defense!
This respected competitor Tornike Shengelia can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
The players leave the court. Lluís Costa clings to the tunnel railing. Quick anecdote about Lluís Costa: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
Brick! Moses Wright misfires in the paint! Lack of consistency at the worst time!
Bruno Fitipaldo, this solid build, laboring up and down! Ego the size of Texas draining the energy!
Bruno Fitipaldo with a wild pass that sails out! This player nobody saw coming giving it away!
This raw talent Bruno Fitipaldo throws an elbow in frustration! Defense that's basically a suggestion on full display!
Bruno Fitipaldo had the chances but couldn't convert. This who-is-this-guy player left wanting.
Lluís Costa refuses Denver Horse-Track's handshake. Bruno Fitipaldo offers a limp one with just his fingertips. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
98-113 (D)
Bruno Fitipaldo takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
A layup from Braxton Key goes in and out! Heartbreaking driving to the hoop!
Moses Wright, this absolute unit, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted from the left corner!
Moses Wright, this titan, can't keep up with the speed! Heavy feet exposed!
Bruno Fitipaldo with the tough layup through contact! This player nobody saw coming won't be denied!
Halftime. Tornike Shengelia throws his towel on the floor walking in. Little scoop: Tornike Shengelia tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Bruno Fitipaldo gets a technical for complaining! Sometimes predictable game on full display!
Bruno Fitipaldo, this tweener, bobbles the Spalding and the chance evaporates facing the rim!
Moses Wright dishes into the right spacing! Pure God-given talent and elite court awareness!
Tornike Shengelia, this tree of a man, is drenched in sweat! Emptying the tank!
Moses Wright sits alone on the bench. This rising star processing the defeat.
Lluís Costa scratches the back of his neck nervously. Moses Wright has the look of someone who has seen things. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
90-126 (D)
Game time! Bruno Fitipaldo and this guy nobody was talking about ready to put on a show at the floor!
Moses Wright attacks but the shot rims out! Tendency to rush rears its ugly head!
Tornike Shengelia with the lazy pass! Lack of consistency leading to easy points!
Lluís Costa gambles for the steal and pays the price! Sometimes predictable game!
This established player Tornike Shengelia hangs the head after the miss! Deflated from the right corner!
That's a cut. Braxton Key stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. I've been told Braxton Key once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
Bruno Fitipaldo misfires off the pick and roll! Even this diamond in the rough has off nights!
Lluís Costa, this hungry young player, sucking wind after that sprint! The 4 periods of 12 minutes of battle!
Braxton Key explodes into a trap! Occasional mental lapses when reading the defense!
Tornike Shengelia slams the ball in frustration! Tendency to force bad shots on full display!
Braxton Key, this beanpole, trudges off the palace of hoops. Lessons to take from this one.
Bruno Fitipaldo punches his locker when he gets to the locker room. Braxton Key slides down the wall to the floor. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
93-120 (D)
Lluís Costa opens with an alley-oop! This surprise package making an early statement!
This total unknown Moses Wright throws up a prayer at the top of the key! Not answered!
This hidden prospect Moses Wright loses concentration and the Spalding with it!
Braxton Key, this mammoth, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over defense that's basically a suggestion!
Tornike Shengelia, this seasoned vet, operates in transition with an alley-oop! Clinic!
The players leave the court. Braxton Key clings to the tunnel railing. Fun fact: Braxton Key was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This rising star Lluís Costa slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
Moses Wright, this colossus, wastes a golden chance with a wild fadeaway jumper!
Tornike Shengelia, this walking skyscraper, uses the jab step to freeze the defender! Crafty!
This up-and-coming baller Tornike Shengelia can't close out! The legs are shot at the top of the key!
This hidden prospect Bruno Fitipaldo tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Bruno Fitipaldo collapses into the first available chair. Tornike Shengelia stays standing, eyes glazed over. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'What Would You Do: People Who Say Hello in the Elevator.' Exposing the truth.
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
82-118 (D)
This surprise package Moses Wright comes out firing! A step-back three in the first minute!
Tornike Shengelia, this league veteran, comes up empty! A deep three off target in transition!
Braxton Key coughs up the ball! Sometimes predictable game strikes again from downtown!
Bruno Fitipaldo loses the screen battle! Heavy feet around the picks!
Tornike Shengelia, this big fella, waves off the play call! Occasional mental lapses hurting the team!
Rest time. Moses Wright isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. They say Moses Wright has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
Lluís Costa fires an and-one in the paint but can't connect! Tendency to rush showing!
Lluís Costa, this do-it-all player, with tired legs in the paint! Hot head slowing this surprise package down!
Moses Wright fires away carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
Lluís Costa, this combo guard, throws the hands up! Exasperated from downtown!
Lluís Costa fires away past the media. This guy nobody was talking about not in the mood to talk.
Lluís Costa hurls his water bottle at the wall. Bruno Fitipaldo flinches but doesn't react. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
96-125 (D)
Braxton Key, this player nobody saw coming, embraces the crowd fully behind them! Game on!
This up-and-coming baller Tornike Shengelia shanks a fadeaway jumper at the buzzer! That's uncharacteristic!
Moses Wright, this big fella, gets stripped from mid-range! Tendency to force bad shots exposed!
Tornike Shengelia, this towering presence, gets exploited in the switch! Limited stamina exposed in the mismatch!
This unknown gem Lluís Costa converts under the basket! An and-one right on cue!
Halftime. Tornike Shengelia's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Physio's confession: Tornike Shengelia purrs when you massage his calves. Like a cat. A big cat. We're back! The players look fired up.
Lluís Costa, this hungry young player, with the frustrated foul! Hot head in tough moments!
Braxton Key with the off-balance pull-up jumper! This hidden prospect couldn't set the feet!
Braxton Key, this oversized freak, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! That dawg mentality!
Tornike Shengelia penetrates but the legs won't cooperate! Ego the size of Texas catching up!
Bruno Fitipaldo, this swiss-army-knife type, hangs the head. Tough loss despite that dawg mentality effort.
Tornike Shengelia collapses into the first available chair. Moses Wright stays standing, eyes glazed over. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. See you soon. In the meantime: 'Wipeout: IKEA on a Saturday.' Worse than the actual obstacles.
My Team finishes #14 (4W-11L). Better luck next season! MVP: Tornike Shengelia.
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