Il mio quintetto ideale — basketball_team 🇮🇹
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Classifica
| # | Team | V | S | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 3 | New York Over-Timers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | My Team | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Phoenix No-Defense | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pre-stagione
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Mfiondu Kabengele on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 208 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
Giornata 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
90-127 (S)
Tip-off! Simone Fontecchio gets us started! Let's go!
Tracy McGrady forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Simone Fontecchio throws it into the stands! What was that from this player on the come-up!
Chima Moneke reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Chima Moneke mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Simone Fontecchio grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Simone Fontecchio started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Jason Williams misfires from the left corner! This name that's buzzing searching for answers!
This newcomer Chima Moneke has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This newcomer Chima Moneke with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Jason Williams storms to the bench! This player on the come-up is visibly upset!
Chima Moneke reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Simone Fontecchio's gaze is cold, distant. Tracy McGrady's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Giornata 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
132-92 (V)
Tracy McGrady, this league veteran, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Jason Williams goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This solid pro is relentless!
Simone Fontecchio with the bounce pass! This league veteran threading it perfectly!
This next-level player Jason Williams with a cold-blooded double-clutch layup! No conscience!
Jason Williams anticipates the cut and deflects the Wilson! This player making noise reading minds!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Jason Williams asks for an ice pack. Anecdote: Jason Williams fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Jason Williams with the tough sky hook through contact! This up-and-coming baller won't be denied!
Jason Williams, this swiss-army-knife type, caps off a dominant performance! Ridiculous creativity from start to finish!
This name that's buzzing Simone Fontecchio celebrates too early! A sky hook didn't count! Awkward!
This name that's buzzing Simone Fontecchio holds up three fingers! A bench mob celebration after the triple!
Mfiondu Kabengele, this hidden prospect, embraces the teammates! A primal scream! Sweet victory!
Jason Williams moonwalks across the hardwood. Tracy McGrady attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Giornata 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
122-91 (V)
Mfiondu Kabengele, this hungry young player, embraces the wild stands! Game on!
A bank shot from Jason Williams! This respected competitor is putting on a show tonight!
Tracy McGrady a ball recovery with authority! This beanpole protecting the paint!
This next-level player Simone Fontecchio with the behind-the-back dish! Highlight-reel pass!
Chima Moneke, this diamond in the rough, manages the clock beautifully in the first half!
Halftime. Jason Williams wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Fun fact: Jason Williams blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
An and-one from Simone Fontecchio! That's a killer instinct at the highest level!
Listen to that roar! Chima Moneke pulls up and the place explodes!
Chima Moneke, this potential breakout star, runs the play exactly as drawn! Execution!
Tracy McGrady leaves it all on the floor! This well-respected player with an off-the-charts basketball IQ effort!
Mfiondu Kabengele launches into the tunnel with the W! This potential breakout star all smiles!
Tracy McGrady points both hands at the sky. Simone Fontecchio points at Tracy McGrady. Chima Moneke points at the exit. I learned backstage that Simone Fontecchio also does volunteer firefighter on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Giornata 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
135-89 (V)
Mfiondu Kabengele rises up into position! This diamond in the rough not wasting any time!
This player on the come-up Simone Fontecchio finishes with authority! A thunderous slam off the pick and roll!
Simone Fontecchio goes to work and dishes! Gorgeous feed off the pick and roll! Unreal swagger!
Simone Fontecchio dribbles the ball with purpose! An off-balance shot! This well-respected player means business!
Chima Moneke with the huge flawless defensive rotation at the top of the key! This hungry young player says no!
The players head to the locker room. Jason Williams is sweating like a racehorse. True story: Jason Williams walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Philadelphia Injury-Report. Awkward. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
Simone Fontecchio scores at will! A free throw from mid-range! This solid pro domination!
Jason Williams fades away with confidence! The game is well in hand for this hooper's hooper!
This newcomer Chima Moneke calls for the rock but trips over the baseline! Comedy gold!
Tracy McGrady pulls up to center court! A raised fist! This established player owns the moment!
That's the game! Tracy McGrady finishes with a monster performance! This up-and-coming baller victorious!
Chima Moneke pretends to plant a flag at center court. Mfiondu Kabengele stands at attention. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
Giornata 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
108-104 (V)
Tracy McGrady, this mammoth, announced to huge cheers! A Playoff atmosphere!
Simone Fontecchio a defensive rebound and starts the fast break! Defense wins championships!
Chima Moneke with a wild attempt! This dark horse not finding the range tonight!
A free throw from Chima Moneke! This total unknown reminding everyone why they're on top!
Tracy McGrady, this legit talent, orchestrates the delay game! Iron discipline in action!
That's a cut. Jason Williams stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. The staff told me Jason Williams sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
Tracy McGrady pulls up past everyone in the extra period! A finger roll! Legendary!
This name that's buzzing Jason Williams forces the bad pass! Freakish explosiveness creating turnovers!
Simone Fontecchio takes off and the noise is deafening! A boiling cauldron! Wow!
Jason Williams with the gutsy and-one driving to the hoop! Night-in night-out consistency on full display!
This solid pro Jason Williams secures the win with night-in night-out consistency! Another one in the bag!
Tracy McGrady rips the net off the rim. Jason Williams wraps it around his neck like a scarf. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Giornata 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
115-79 (V)
Tracy McGrady fires up the crowd to open the game! This dude putting the league on notice starting strong!
Chima Moneke, this total unknown, threads the needle for a double-clutch layup from the left corner!
This hidden prospect Mfiondu Kabengele with assist number lengths ahead! A killer instinct on display!
Chima Moneke, this hungry young player, knifes through for a buzzer-beater along the baseline! Wow!
Mfiondu Kabengele strips the ball cleanly! Veteran move right there!
Halftime whistle! Simone Fontecchio slides down against the hallway wall. Physio's confession: Simone Fontecchio purrs when you massage his calves. Like a cat. A big cat. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Jason Williams, this respected competitor, drops a buzzer-beater from downtown! Pure artistry!
Tracy McGrady even the deep bench is scoring! Complete team effort tonight!
Jason Williams, this swiss-army-knife type, tries the spin move and gets dizzy! This player on the come-up wobbling!
Mfiondu Kabengele with the chest bump after the and-one! This dark horse is fired up!
Mfiondu Kabengele, this guy nobody was talking about, soaks in the moment! Victory off the pick and roll! A fist pump toward the bench!
Mfiondu Kabengele performs an absolutely ridiculous victory dance. Chima Moneke imitates it. It's worse. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Giornata 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
98-99 (S)
Jason Williams fades away onto the floor! The crowd roars for this name that's buzzing!
Chima Moneke penetrates past everyone for a devastating dunk! This beanpole on a mission!
This total unknown Mfiondu Kabengele commits the and-one foul! Shaky emotions under pressure in positioning!
Chima Moneke gets a clean look but sometimes predictable game costs the bucket!
Tracy McGrady steals and scores! This legit talent cutting the gap in the paint!
Rest time. Simone Fontecchio isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Fun fact: Simone Fontecchio blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
Jason Williams spins into a dead end! Hot head in late-game situations!
This newcomer Chima Moneke hangs the head after the miss! Deflated on the low block!
Simone Fontecchio, this beanpole, evolves before our eyes! A dramatic twist!
This name that's buzzing Jason Williams picks up the foul on a clutch free throw! Terrible timing!
This up-and-coming baller Tracy McGrady leaves the den with head held high. Fought to the end.
Chima Moneke pulls his cap down over his eyes. Jason Williams doesn't have a cap, and it shows. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
Giornata 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
109-82 (V)
This well-respected player Tracy McGrady gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
A free throw by Chima Moneke! The crowd erupts! An off-the-charts basketball IQ personified!
Mfiondu Kabengele a perfect contest at the critical moment! Scary good handles right on cue!
This guy with a proven track record Simone Fontecchio leads the fast break and dishes! Easy bucket off the assist!
Mfiondu Kabengele, this long boy, exploits the mismatch from way beyond the arc! Smart play!
Both teams head to the locker room. Tracy McGrady wipes his forehead with his jersey. I've been told Tracy McGrady once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. Act two! The bench players are fired up, the starters too.
Jason Williams lets fly the Spalding into a hook shot! Pure God-given talent shining through!
What a roaring arena! Mfiondu Kabengele and the fans creating a spectacle!
Tracy McGrady sprints back on defense! This respected competitor leading by example!
Tracy McGrady has found another gear! This well-respected player shifting into overdrive!
Jason Williams dishes to the crowd! A slide across the hardwood! This player on the come-up gave everything!
Chima Moneke blows a kiss to the camera. Simone Fontecchio blows twelve. Tracy McGrady blocks the lens. Tonight I learned Chima Moneke used to be a volunteer firefighter before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
Giornata 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
119-103 (V)
This unknown gem Chima Moneke comes out aggressive! Opens with a buzzer beater at half court!
Mfiondu Kabengele, this walking skyscraper, carves up the defense for a scoop layup! Beautiful!
This league veteran Tracy McGrady takes the charge facing the rim! Gutsy play!
Jason Williams with the skip pass! Assist leads to an open tear drop!
This player on the come-up Simone Fontecchio with the savvy veteran play! Insane court vision experience showing!
Coach calls everyone back. Simone Fontecchio drags his feet toward the tunnel. Anecdote of the day: Simone Fontecchio forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
A pull-up jumper from downtown by Chima Moneke! This mountain of a man with the long range!
The crowd is on its feet! A sold-out gym on fire as Mfiondu Kabengele takes the court!
Simone Fontecchio, this player making noise, communicates the switch! That dawg mentality and vocal leadership!
Chima Moneke is writing the story tonight! This guy nobody was talking about with a layup on the low block!
Mfiondu Kabengele, this who-is-this-guy player, high-fives the bench! A chest bump! Team effort!
Simone Fontecchio and Chima Moneke lap the court arm in arm, singing. Off-key. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Giornata 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
112-104 (V)
This hooper's hooper Jason Williams means business! Fast start along the baseline!
Jason Williams dishes past the defense for an and-one! Size advantage from this this do-it-all player!
Simone Fontecchio with a textbook defensive stance! That's how you do it!
Simone Fontecchio threads the needle! Beautiful assist from way beyond the arc! Unreal court vision!
Jason Williams penetrates with purpose every possession! This up-and-coming baller chess master!
Break! Mfiondu Kabengele heads straight to the bathroom moment he hits the locker room. Confession: Mfiondu Kabengele tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. Back in action! The coach got the message across.
A buzzer-beater by Chima Moneke from way beyond the arc! Iron discipline in every fiber!
The arena is electric! This guy with a proven track record Jason Williams thriving in a Playoff atmosphere!
This name that's buzzing Tracy McGrady motivates the squad in the huddle! Natural leader!
The stadium knows it! Simone Fontecchio is special! This established player writing legacy!
Mfiondu Kabengele, this tower, carries the team to victory! MVP-level performance!
Jason Williams improvises an Oscar acceptance speech. Tracy McGrady plays the imaginary violin. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Giornata 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
110-114 (S)
Mfiondu Kabengele crosses over with energy from the opening whistle! This surprise package locked in!
Simone Fontecchio, this guy with a proven track record, operates from the left corner with a devastating dunk! Clinic!
Chima Moneke, this mammoth, gets blown by on the perimeter! Shaky emotions under pressure in the legs!
Tracy McGrady, this titan, wastes a golden chance with a wild two-handed slam!
Simone Fontecchio forces the turnover! This hooper's hooper creating opportunities on both ends!
End of the second quarter. Chima Moneke is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Rumor has it Chima Moneke does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
This legit talent Simone Fontecchio gets called for the charge in coming out of the locker room! Brutal!
This dude out of nowhere Mfiondu Kabengele slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
This will be talked about for years! Jason Williams with an off-balance shot! Iconic!
Tracy McGrady, this giant, forces a bad shot in the fourth quarter! Sometimes predictable game!
This player on the come-up Jason Williams shakes hands and moves on. In the end, lack of consistency proved costly.
Jason Williams and Tracy McGrady walk side by side without looking at each other. The silence is deafening. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
Giornata 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
105-88 (V)
Tracy McGrady looks dialed in from the start! Natural-born leadership preparation showing!
An off-balance shot! Chima Moneke cannot be stopped tonight! This guy nobody was talking about is locked in!
Mfiondu Kabengele, this absolute unit, recovers and contests! Never-give-up effort fueled by an off-the-charts basketball IQ!
This respected competitor Tracy McGrady creates for others! Unselfish play with next-level basketball IQ!
Chima Moneke, this mammoth, sets a brick-wall screen! Next-level basketball IQ on full display!
Halftime whistle! Simone Fontecchio slides down against the hallway wall. Fun fact: Simone Fontecchio tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
Chima Moneke strings together an and-one from the right corner. Scary good handles on full display!
Jason Williams, this smooth operator, basks in palpable tension! This is home!
This diamond in the rough Mfiondu Kabengele dives for the loose ball! Natural-born leadership on every play!
Simone Fontecchio dribbles like a player possessed! Natural-born leadership unleashed!
Final buzzer! Tracy McGrady is the hero! This well-respected player with a game for the ages!
Simone Fontecchio and Mfiondu Kabengele carry Tracy McGrady like a trophy across the entire court. I got a text from Simone Fontecchio after the game. Just kidding. Nobody texts me. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Giornata 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
120-103 (V)
Jason Williams, this all-around player, takes the court! The standing ovation is electric!
Chima Moneke with the highlight-reel pull-up jumper! This player nobody saw coming owning the moment!
Tracy McGrady, this tree of a man, contests everything at the buzzer! Silky smooth technique on full display!
Tracy McGrady, this beanpole, drops the dime! Night-in night-out consistency passing on display!
This established player Simone Fontecchio calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!
Break! Simone Fontecchio grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. I've been told Simone Fontecchio once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.
Simone Fontecchio dishes to the rack for a step-back three! Can't contain this colossus!
This seasoned vet Tracy McGrady has the arena rocking! An electric crowd off the charts!
Mfiondu Kabengele makes the extra pass! This hungry young player hockey assist for a floater!
Jason Williams, this all-around player, embodies the spirit of competition! What a show!
Chima Moneke grabs the game ball! This dude out of nowhere earned it tonight!
Mfiondu Kabengele cries tears of joy in Simone Fontecchio's arms. Tracy McGrady is also crying but nobody knows why. I drank so much coffee tonight I'm going to commentate in my sleep. Good night everyone! Coming up: 'Boot Camp: Supermarket Checkout Line Edition.' Discipline.
Giornata 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
104-89 (V)
And we're underway! Tracy McGrady touches the Spalding first! This well-respected player looks eager!
Chima Moneke, this tree of a man, uses strength and skill for a deep three! Complete player!
Chima Moneke, this surprise package, shuts down the play facing the rim! Lockdown defender!
This hidden prospect Chima Moneke with the one-handed bullet pass! Right on the money!
Tracy McGrady spins to the weak side! This next-level player exploiting the rotation!
Rest. Chima Moneke buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Little secret: Chima Moneke watches cat videos between quarters. Says it's relaxing. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
Jason Williams fires away the basketball with flair and hits a buzzer beater! Sensational!
The building is buzzing! Jason Williams and a boiling cauldron creating magic!
Simone Fontecchio, this established player, rotates on defense! That dawg mentality team commitment!
Jason Williams, this legit talent, has the crowd in the palm of the hand! A standing ovation!
It's over! Jason Williams delivers the goods! This hooper's hooper walks off a winner!
Jason Williams jumps into Tracy McGrady's arms without warning. They both go down. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
Giornata 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
95-103 (S)
This unknown gem Chima Moneke in the starting lineup! Let's see what this unknown gem brings!
This raw talent Mfiondu Kabengele muscles up a buzzer-beater but can't get it to fall!
Tracy McGrady, this 7-footer, commits the travel! Tendency to force bad shots in the footwork!
Tracy McGrady turns the head and loses the man! This well-respected player napping defensively!
This who-is-this-guy player Chima Moneke with a beautiful sky hook from mid-range! Poetry in motion!
Halftime whistle! Simone Fontecchio grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Anecdote: Simone Fontecchio once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
Tracy McGrady, this dude putting the league on notice, with the frustrated foul! Shaky emotions under pressure in tough moments!
A pull-up jumper from Mfiondu Kabengele hits the iron! Hot head under the spotlight!
Mfiondu Kabengele, this mountain of a man, seals the defender for position! Fundamentals!
This legit talent Tracy McGrady is a warrior but the body says no! The 4 periods of 12 minutes of war!
Mfiondu Kabengele had the chances but couldn't convert. This dude out of nowhere left wanting.
Jason Williams sits on the floor in the hallway. Chima Moneke sits down next to him. Nobody speaks. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. That was beautiful. And now: 'House Hunters International: 90-Square-Foot Studio, Wall View.' A steal.
My Team ends the season #4 with a 11W-4L record. Season MVP: Mfiondu Kabengele.
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