My dream starting five — basketball_team 🇺🇾
5 miembros · TeamBranch
Diario de temporada
Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | My Team | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
Pretemporada
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Stephen Curry on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 188 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget? Astronomical. The owner said "let's go" and signed the check without even looking at the number. We're deep into the luxury tax, every dollar over the threshold costs triple, and the accountant has nightmares every single night. But when you've got two superstars, a fifteen-man roster where the weakest link would start elsewhere, and a coaching staff paid in gold, you don't give a damn about the bill. It's championship or bust, and they've chosen their side.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
87-130 (D)
Tip-off! Brandin Podziemski gets us started! Let's go!
Draymond Green forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Brandin Podziemski throws it into the stands! What was that from this total unknown!
Gary Payton reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Gary Payton mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Brandin Podziemski grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Brandin Podziemski started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Stephen Curry misfires from the left corner! This jersey-selling name searching for answers!
This name that's buzzing Gary Payton has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This name that's buzzing Gary Payton with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Stephen Curry storms to the bench! This headliner is visibly upset!
Gary Payton reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Brandin Podziemski's gaze is cold, distant. Draymond Green's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
129-95 (V)
Draymond Green, this league veteran, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Stephen Curry goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This world-class player is relentless!
Brandin Podziemski with the bounce pass! This surprise package threading it perfectly!
This multi-time All-Star Stephen Curry with a cold-blooded double-clutch layup! No conscience!
Stephen Curry anticipates the cut and deflects the Wilson! This established star reading minds!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Stephen Curry asks for an ice pack. Anecdote: Stephen Curry fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Stephen Curry with the tough sky hook through contact! This max-contract guy won't be denied!
Stephen Curry, this swiss-army-knife type, caps off a dominant performance! Ridiculous creativity from start to finish!
This newcomer Brandin Podziemski celebrates too early! A sky hook didn't count! Awkward!
This newcomer Brandin Podziemski holds up three fingers! A bench mob celebration after the triple!
Maximilian Kleber, this solid pro, embraces the teammates! A primal scream! Sweet victory!
Stephen Curry moonwalks across the hardwood. Draymond Green attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
119-94 (V)
Maximilian Kleber, this player making noise, embraces the wild stands! Game on!
A bank shot from Stephen Curry! This guy everybody knows is putting on a show tonight!
Draymond Green a ball recovery with authority! This beanpole protecting the paint!
This player nobody saw coming Brandin Podziemski with the behind-the-back dish! Highlight-reel pass!
Gary Payton, this seasoned vet, manages the clock beautifully in the first half!
Halftime. Stephen Curry wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Fun fact: Stephen Curry blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
An and-one from Brandin Podziemski! That's a killer instinct at the highest level!
Listen to that roar! Gary Payton pulls up and the place explodes!
Gary Payton, this up-and-coming baller, runs the play exactly as drawn! Execution!
Draymond Green leaves it all on the floor! This well-respected player with an off-the-charts basketball IQ effort!
Maximilian Kleber launches into the tunnel with the W! This up-and-coming baller all smiles!
Draymond Green points both hands at the sky. Brandin Podziemski points at Draymond Green. Gary Payton points at the exit. I learned backstage that Brandin Podziemski also does volunteer firefighter on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
131-93 (V)
Maximilian Kleber rises up into position! This seasoned vet not wasting any time!
This total unknown Brandin Podziemski finishes with authority! A thunderous slam off the pick and roll!
Brandin Podziemski goes to work and dishes! Gorgeous feed off the pick and roll! Unreal swagger!
Brandin Podziemski dribbles the ball with purpose! An off-balance shot! This raw talent means business!
Gary Payton with the huge flawless defensive rotation at the top of the key! This player making noise says no!
The players head to the locker room. Stephen Curry is sweating like a racehorse. True story: Stephen Curry walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Philadelphia Injury-Report. Awkward. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
Brandin Podziemski scores at will! A free throw from mid-range! This hidden prospect domination!
Stephen Curry fades away with confidence! The game is well in hand for this top-tier talent!
This name that's buzzing Gary Payton calls for the rock but trips over the baseline! Comedy gold!
Draymond Green pulls up to center court! A raised fist! This established player owns the moment!
That's the game! Draymond Green finishes with a monster performance! This up-and-coming baller victorious!
Gary Payton pretends to plant a flag at center court. Maximilian Kleber stands at attention. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
105-107 (D)
Draymond Green, this mammoth, announced to huge cheers! A Playoff atmosphere!
Brandin Podziemski with the highlight-reel double-clutch layup! This player nobody saw coming owning the moment!
Draymond Green, this beanpole, gets dunked on from the right corner! Poster material!
A step-back three from Gary Payton hits the iron! Hot head under the spotlight!
Stephen Curry forces the turnover! This jersey-selling name creating opportunities on both ends!
Halftime whistle. Stephen Curry flops into the first available chair. Little scoop: Stephen Curry logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Gary Payton misses in the clutch! A catch-and-shoot triple off the mark in the fourth quarter!
This franchise guy Stephen Curry fouls hard out of frustration! Sometimes predictable game showing!
The legend of Gary Payton grows! This player on the come-up adding another chapter at the buzzer!
Stephen Curry turns it over on a strategic timeout! This headliner crumbles under pressure!
Stephen Curry, this swiss-army-knife type, trudges off the palace of hoops. Lessons to take from this one.
Brandin Podziemski and Maximilian Kleber walk side by side without looking at each other. The silence is deafening. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
106-103 (V)
Brandin Podziemski, this all-around player, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
Draymond Green, this player on the come-up, walls up at the buzzer! Impenetrable defense!
This dude putting the league on notice Draymond Green puts up a bank shot but it won't fall! Off night!
This respected competitor Gary Payton is automatic driving to the hoop! A euro-step drops again!
Brandin Podziemski makes the hockey pass! A gym-rat work ethic finding the extra pass!
Halftime whistle. Brandin Podziemski spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Did you know Brandin Podziemski entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
Draymond Green, this hooper's hooper, with the clutch crucial offensive board! On the inbound pass stop!
Draymond Green with the suffocating defense! This player making noise is a wall out there!
The fans sense it coming! The energy is building as Stephen Curry gets hot!
Maximilian Kleber, this big fella, comes up big! A euro-step in the money time! Legend!
This legit talent Gary Payton thanks the fans! The crowd is on its feet! What a ride!
Draymond Green makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. Stephen Curry makes a bigger heart. Maximilian Kleber makes a massive heart. I learned tonight that Draymond Green used to be a volunteer firefighter. That explains the unique running style. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
127-95 (V)
Stephen Curry looks dialed in from the start! A killer instinct preparation showing!
Stephen Curry, this multi-time All-Star, reads the play perfectly and delivers a tear drop!
This next-level player Gary Payton takes the charge from the left corner! Gutsy play!
Draymond Green with the hockey assist! That extra pass, beautiful basketball!
Gary Payton sets the screen at the perfect angle! This league veteran cerebral play!
Break. Stephen Curry collapses next to the vending machine. Did you know Stephen Curry entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
Stephen Curry attacks the damn ball beautifully for a fadeaway jumper! What touch!
This All-Star caliber talent Stephen Curry brings a packed arena to a new level! Incredible scene!
This raw talent Brandin Podziemski runs the rock patiently! Searching for the perfect shot!
This seasoned vet Gary Payton with a performance for the ages! A live masterclass chapter!
Gary Payton, this versatile guy, celebrates the win! An ice-cold stare at the opposing bench! What a game!
Draymond Green makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. Brandin Podziemski makes a bigger heart. Maximilian Kleber makes a massive heart. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
102-103 (D)
Brandin Podziemski, this versatile guy, is introduced and the arena explodes! This player nobody saw coming is in the building!
Maximilian Kleber, this oversized freak, muscles in for a pull-up jumper! Pure power!
Maximilian Kleber gets crossed over! This up-and-coming baller left frozen from way beyond the arc!
Maximilian Kleber, this player on the come-up, with the shot-clock heave! No good from mid-range!
Stephen Curry, this do-it-all player, blocks the shot and starts the break! Comeback!
Halftime! Gary Payton is limping slightly heading off the court. Exclusive info: Gary Payton is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
This hooper's hooper Gary Payton picks up the foul at the last second! Terrible timing!
Brandin Podziemski, this player nobody saw coming, with the frustrated foul! Shaky emotions under pressure in tough moments!
Remember this moment! Stephen Curry is making history with a thunderous slam!
Brandin Podziemski, this combo guard, rattles out the free throw! Occasional mental lapses getting the best of this total unknown!
Brandin Podziemski, this hungry young player, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Brandin Podziemski turns back to look at the court one last time. Draymond Green doesn't turn around. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
110-104 (V)
Draymond Green opens with a layup! This established player making an early statement!
This up-and-coming baller Gary Payton erupts for a sky hook! The floodgates are open!
Maximilian Kleber with a textbook defensive stance! That's how you do it!
This guy with a proven track record Draymond Green finds the open man! Assist and a sky hook!
Gary Payton spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
Back to the locker room. Brandin Podziemski punches his locker. Little secret: Brandin Podziemski has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Draymond Green crosses over the Wilson with flair and hits a deep three! Sensational!
Stephen Curry, this tweener, commands a standing ovation! The arena belongs to this big-name player!
Brandin Podziemski, this combo guard, sets the perfect screen! That dawg mentality for the team!
Maximilian Kleber, this colossus, carries the weight of the team on those shoulders!
Gary Payton sits on the bench with a smile! This name that's buzzing job well done!
Stephen Curry dumps his Gatorade on Draymond Green who screams because it was cold. Brandin Podziemski piles on. Tonight I had a revelation: Draymond Green runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
109-102 (V)
This guy with a proven track record Maximilian Kleber comes out aggressive! Opens with a double-clutch layup from downtown!
What a play by Stephen Curry! A free throw under the basket! This certified bucket is cooking!
This big-name player Stephen Curry comes up with a massive steal! Transition time!
This certified bucket Stephen Curry with the one-handed bullet pass! Right on the money!
This player nobody saw coming Brandin Podziemski sets the back screen! Insane court vision off-ball contribution!
Halftime! Stephen Curry is limping slightly heading off the court. They say Stephen Curry has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
Brandin Podziemski strings together a double-clutch layup driving to the hoop. Freakish explosiveness on full display!
A cathedral silence fills the arena! This solid pro Draymond Green feeds off the energy!
Gary Payton sacrifices the body taking the charge! This dude putting the league on notice ultimate teammate!
The narrative shifts! Maximilian Kleber takes control with a gym-rat work ethic!
Stephen Curry drives in triumph! The final buzzer sounds! That's a W!
Brandin Podziemski grabs the PA announcer's mic and shouts Draymond Green's name. The announcer chases him. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. Good night! And now: 'Naked and Afraid: Lost in the Shopping Mall.'
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
111-103 (V)
This legit talent Maximilian Kleber comes out firing! A floater in the first minute!
Maximilian Kleber buries a finger roll facing the rim! This dude putting the league on notice is on fire tonight!
Brandin Podziemski, this swiss-army-knife type, covers ground to get the defensive rebound! Wow!
Maximilian Kleber, this solid pro, drives and kicks! Perfect assist for a half-court heave!
Brandin Podziemski fires away into the right spacing! Iron discipline and elite court awareness!
Rest. Stephen Curry buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Little scoop: Stephen Curry tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
Maximilian Kleber, this solid pro, exploits the mismatch for a pull-up jumper! Too easy!
The energy in this building is unreal! Stephen Curry channeling wild stands!
This potential breakout star Brandin Podziemski dives for the loose ball! A gym-rat work ethic on every play!
Draymond Green pulls up with purpose! Natural-born leadership driving this team forward!
Brandin Podziemski pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This hungry young player savors the win!
Brandin Podziemski grabs Draymond Green and hoists him onto his shoulders. Gary Payton tries to climb on too. It ends in a pile. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
81-111 (D)
Maximilian Kleber, this colossus, takes the court! The hostile crowd is electric!
Stephen Curry air-mails a bucket from mid-range! Way off for this bonafide star!
Stephen Curry throws it away! Ego the size of Texas under pressure off the pick and roll!
Draymond Green overcommits and gets beat! Occasional mental lapses when reading the play!
Brandin Podziemski gets a technical for complaining! Heavy feet on full display!
Halftime whistle. Brandin Podziemski spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Little secret: Brandin Podziemski listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Gary Payton fires a pull-up jumper at the buzzer but can't connect! Heavy feet showing!
Stephen Curry grabs the shorts! This elite player is running on fumes!
Stephen Curry launches the pill right to the defense! Costly mistake by this world-class player!
Draymond Green, this player making noise, refuses to high-five! Limited stamina hurting the chemistry!
This rising star Brandin Podziemski shakes hands and moves on. In the end, limited stamina proved costly.
Stephen Curry watches the crowd file out in silence. Gary Payton prefers not to look. I got a text from Stephen Curry after the game. Just kidding. Nobody texts me. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
118-103 (V)
Brandin Podziemski rises up onto the floor! The crowd roars for this unknown gem!
A step-back three by Stephen Curry facing the rim! A gym-rat work ethic in every fiber!
Stephen Curry pressures the inbound! This elite player with relentless freakish explosiveness!
Stephen Curry blows past into the lane and kicks out! Insane court vision and great decision-making!
Gary Payton, this swiss-army-knife type, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! Silky smooth technique!
Halftime. Gary Payton's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Anecdote: Gary Payton tried to impress the Boston Ring-Chasers players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
Gary Payton, this legit talent, operates from the right corner with a finger roll! Clinic!
This player on the come-up Maximilian Kleber silences the hostile crowd! A packed arena shifts!
Draymond Green finds the open teammate! This league veteran making everyone better!
The transformation of Brandin Podziemski is complete! This who-is-this-guy player has arrived!
Gary Payton, this solid build, salutes the faithful! A primal scream! What a night!
Stephen Curry and Brandin Podziemski cradle the game ball like a baby. Draymond Green takes a photo. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
90-105 (D)
Stephen Curry steps back with energy from the opening whistle! This big-name player locked in!
Brandin Podziemski forces a deep three from the right corner! This hidden prospect trying too hard!
Gary Payton coughs up the orange! Tendency to force bad shots strikes again at half court!
This guy with a proven track record Maximilian Kleber fouls reaching in! Occasional mental lapses on defense!
Brandin Podziemski knocks down a bucket from way beyond the arc! Ice in the veins!
Back to the locker room. Maximilian Kleber punches his locker. Confession: Maximilian Kleber tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
Maximilian Kleber slams the ball in frustration! Shaky emotions under pressure on full display!
This up-and-coming baller Draymond Green short-arms a deep three in transition! Not enough lift!
Brandin Podziemski, this raw talent, orchestrates the delay game! Eyes in the back of the head in action!
Brandin Podziemski, this hungry young player, is dragging! The this ball game minutes taking their toll!
Gary Payton walks off in silence. This respected competitor gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Brandin Podziemski takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Draymond Green doesn't drink. Throat too tight. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
96-109 (D)
This bonafide star Stephen Curry gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
This dude putting the league on notice Draymond Green with a rare miss at the top of the key! Even the best stumble!
This surprise package Brandin Podziemski forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
Draymond Green loses the screen battle! Sometimes predictable game around the picks!
Maximilian Kleber shoots the pill with iron discipline. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
Off to the locker room. Maximilian Kleber has already drained two water bottles. Fun fact: Maximilian Kleber blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
Draymond Green, this tower, shows negative body language! Injury-prone body creeping in!
Stephen Curry, this big-name player, sends the pill wide! The touch is off tonight!
Stephen Curry reads the defense perfectly! An off-the-charts basketball IQ and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Draymond Green misses from fatigue! This established player can't get the elevation driving to the hoop!
This up-and-coming baller Draymond Green tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Stephen Curry sits on the floor in the hallway. Draymond Green sits down next to him. Nobody speaks. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
My Team ends the season #7 with a 9W-6L record. Season MVP: Stephen Curry.
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