My dream starting five — basketball_team 🇨🇱
5 miembros · TeamBranch
Diario de temporada
Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | My Team | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 0 | 15 | 0 |
Pretemporada
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Andre Drummond on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 210 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
94-123 (D)
Tip-off! Trey Murphy III gets us started! Let's go!
Dylan Harper forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Trey Murphy III throws it into the stands! What was that from this total unknown!
Josh Hart reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Josh Hart pulls up and drills a catch-and-shoot triple! Can't teach that!
Halftime. Andre Drummond throws his towel on the floor walking in. Did you know Andre Drummond keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
Trey Murphy III, this diamond in the rough, with the frustrated foul! Limited stamina in tough moments!
Andre Drummond misses the open look! This guy with a proven track record can't believe it! Hot head!
Kon Knueppel, this beanpole, sets a brick-wall screen! A killer instinct on full display!
Andre Drummond, this name that's buzzing, sucking wind after that sprint! The 4 periods of 12 minutes of battle!
This league veteran Andre Drummond stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this league veteran wanted.
Andre Drummond unclasps his chain and squeezes it in his fist. Trey Murphy III runs a hand down his face. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
115-88 (V)
Dylan Harper, this giant, announced to huge cheers! A cathedral silence!
Josh Hart goes coast to coast for a double-clutch layup! This solid pro is relentless!
This rising star Trey Murphy III with a critical stop! A commanding rebound when it counts!
Andre Drummond, this towering presence, runs the offense with that dawg mentality! Beautiful passing!
This respected competitor Andre Drummond adjusts the angle mid-drive! Silky smooth technique body control!
Halftime whistle. Kon Knueppel has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Small detail: Kon Knueppel wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
Trey Murphy III dishes the Wilson with eyes in the back of the head. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
The crowd is on its feet! A hostile crowd as Trey Murphy III takes the court!
Dylan Harper, this big fella, anchors the second unit! This hungry young player versatile contributor!
Josh Hart, this guy with a proven track record, has been building to this all game! After a timeout!
This unknown gem Trey Murphy III led from start to finish! Comprehensive win!
Josh Hart and Kon Knueppel leap onto each other like kids. Andre Drummond comes sprinting in and crushes them both. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
121-75 (V)
This guy nobody was talking about Trey Murphy III means business! Fast start driving to the hoop!
Josh Hart, this towering presence, takes over from way beyond the arc. A pull-up jumper! That's elite!
Andre Drummond, this colossus, drops the dime! Next-level basketball IQ passing on display!
A double-clutch layup from Kon Knueppel! This who-is-this-guy player reminding everyone why they're on top!
Josh Hart, this big fella, contests everything at half court! That dawg mentality on full display!
Break! Josh Hart rips his shoes off the second he reaches the locker room. Intel: Josh Hart refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Kon Knueppel, this giant, dominates at the top of the key and puts up a fadeaway jumper! Unstoppable!
Josh Hart, this hooper's hooper, wraps it up with a flourish! Total destruction!
Kon Knueppel, this mountain of a man, flexes after a missed shot! This surprise package keeping it positive!
Josh Hart, this giant, does the shimmy! A chest bump! The arena goes crazy!
This hungry young player Dylan Harper secures the win with night-in night-out consistency! Another one in the bag!
Kon Knueppel and Andre Drummond freestyle a victory rap. Dylan Harper does the beatbox. It's terrible but magnificent. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
121-88 (V)
Trey Murphy III, this total unknown, embraces the wild stands! Game on!
This hooper's hooper Andre Drummond converts at the buzzer! A tear drop right on cue!
Dylan Harper attacks and dishes! Gorgeous feed at the buzzer! A gym-rat work ethic!
Dylan Harper, this mammoth, elevates for a monster hook shot!
This dude out of nowhere Trey Murphy III forces the bad pass! Insane court vision creating turnovers!
Both teams head to the locker room. Kon Knueppel wipes his forehead with his jersey. Intel: Kon Knueppel once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.
This player nobody saw coming Trey Murphy III does it again! A free throw with effortless precision!
Josh Hart, this towering presence, makes it look like practice! Total domination!
Kon Knueppel, this tree of a man, guard's the Wilson like a running back! Wrong sport!
This established player Josh Hart stares down the bench! A hug with the coach after the big play!
Kon Knueppel, this newcomer, high-fives the bench! A team high-five! Team effort!
Dylan Harper charges toward the crowd. Josh Hart catches him just before he dives into the stands. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
111-81 (V)
Dylan Harper, this dude out of nowhere, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Kon Knueppel buries a pull-up jumper along the baseline! This dark horse is on fire tonight!
Trey Murphy III takes off the leather with precision! Assist from the left corner! Floor general!
Kon Knueppel with another and-one! You can't stop this man!
Trey Murphy III, this dude out of nowhere, pokes the pill free! Scramble back to the basket!
The locker room fills up. Dylan Harper has already eaten three oranges. Intel: Dylan Harper asked Phoenix No-Defense for their energy drink recipe. They refused. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
This player nobody saw coming Trey Murphy III with a cold-blooded pull-up jumper! No conscience!
This respected competitor Andre Drummond and the team deliver a masterpiece! A buzzer-beater! Perfection!
This up-and-coming baller Josh Hart celebrates too early! A tear drop didn't count! Awkward!
Dylan Harper pumps the fist! This who-is-this-guy player feeling it in the paint! A chest bump!
Trey Murphy III, this raw talent, embraces the teammates! A team high-five! Sweet victory!
Trey Murphy III improvises an Oscar acceptance speech. Dylan Harper plays the imaginary violin. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
117-92 (V)
Game time! Trey Murphy III and this total unknown ready to put on a show at the hardwood!
A floater from Andre Drummond! This name that's buzzing is putting on a show tonight!
Kon Knueppel draws the offensive foul! Smart play, great positioning!
Dylan Harper with the bounce pass! This dude out of nowhere threading it perfectly!
This surprise package Kon Knueppel recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
The locker room. Andre Drummond sprawls out full-length on the bench. Anecdote: Andre Drummond lost a bet and had to wear the center's shoes during warm-ups. Size 16. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
Dylan Harper scores at will! A bucket from way beyond the arc! This dark horse domination!
The building is buzzing! Trey Murphy III and an electric crowd creating magic!
Trey Murphy III finds the open teammate! This hidden prospect making everyone better!
Win or lose, Dylan Harper has earned respect tonight! This unknown gem warrior spirit!
Kon Knueppel tosses the Spalding in the air! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! This dark horse mission accomplished!
Josh Hart and Dylan Harper leap onto each other like kids. Andre Drummond comes sprinting in and crushes them both. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
115-97 (V)
Dylan Harper posts up with energy from the opening whistle! This rising star locked in!
Josh Hart, this titan, posts up and delivers a finger roll! Textbook!
Josh Hart deflects the pass and starts the break! This up-and-coming baller defense to offense!
Dylan Harper, this surprise package, sets the table from downtown! Assist master!
Josh Hart, this name that's buzzing, manages the clock beautifully in the extra period!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Josh Hart asks for an ice pack. Confession: Josh Hart calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Josh Hart, this walking skyscraper, uses strength and skill for a sky hook! Complete player!
Listen to that roar! Kon Knueppel rises up and the place explodes!
Dylan Harper makes the extra pass! This newcomer hockey assist for a step-back three!
Trey Murphy III, this dark horse, has the crowd in the palm of the hand! A cathedral silence!
Andre Drummond can breathe! The win is secured, it's over!
Kon Knueppel mimes popping a champagne bottle. Andre Drummond mimes chugging straight from it. My evening? A microphone, cold coffee, and the greatest show on earth. What more could you ask for. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
110-83 (V)
This dark horse Trey Murphy III gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
A deep three from downtown by Dylan Harper! This long boy with the long range!
Andre Drummond a double team with authority! This tower protecting the paint!
Kon Knueppel with the touch pass! This guy nobody was talking about barely had the basketball and found the man!
Andre Drummond uses the hesitation dribble! Night-in night-out consistency creating separation!
Players head to the locker room. Dylan Harper has tape on three fingers. Anecdote: Dylan Harper once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. We're back! The players look fired up.
Kon Knueppel, this dark horse, exploits the mismatch for a euro-step! Too easy!
This player making noise Josh Hart has the arena rocking! Immense pressure off the charts!
Dylan Harper, this unknown gem, rotates on defense! Night-in night-out consistency team commitment!
Trey Murphy III dunks with purpose! Scary good handles driving this team forward!
Trey Murphy III attacks into the tunnel with the W! This newcomer all smiles!
Josh Hart drops to his knees and kisses the court. Dylan Harper pretends to gag. Tonight I learned Josh Hart used to be a volunteer firefighter before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. We're done! And now: 'The Voice: Office Karaoke After Two Beers Edition.'
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
120-89 (V)
Dylan Harper spins onto the floor! The crowd roars for this total unknown!
A thunderous slam from Dylan Harper at the buzzer! That's a certified bucket-getter!
Trey Murphy III, this oversized freak, blankets the shooter at half court! No daylight!
Dylan Harper spins into the lane and kicks out! Scary good handles and great decision-making!
Josh Hart takes off the ball out of the trap! A gym-rat work ethic under pressure!
Break! Andre Drummond takes his jersey off before even reaching the locker room. They say Andre Drummond eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. Back at it! The players jog toward center court.
This hidden prospect Dylan Harper with a picture-perfect finger roll! The crowd goes wild!
The arena is electric! This player making noise Josh Hart thriving in a crowd fully behind them!
This solid pro Josh Hart celebrates the teammate's score! It's about the team!
Trey Murphy III has found another gear! This hungry young player shifting into overdrive!
This respected competitor Andre Drummond raises the arms! The win is in the books! A fist pump toward the bench!
Dylan Harper moonwalks across the hardwood. Josh Hart attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. Tonight I had a revelation: Josh Hart runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
126-87 (V)
Josh Hart, this mammoth, takes the court! The Finals-like atmosphere is electric!
Andre Drummond, this player making noise, drops a scoop layup at the buzzer! Pure artistry!
Andre Drummond steps back and finds the trailer for a scoop layup! Great awareness!
Trey Murphy III answers back with a layup! A killer instinct under pressure!
Trey Murphy III, this 7-footer, walls off the drive from way beyond the arc! No way through!
Back in the locker room, Josh Hart sits down and stares at the ceiling. Did you know Josh Hart knits to unwind? Made a scarf in Denver Horse-Track's colors. By accident, obviously. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.
Dylan Harper drives the orange with flair and hits a tear drop! Sensational!
Kon Knueppel piles it on! A floater extends the lead! No mercy tonight!
Josh Hart, this beanpole, steps on the teammate's foot! Down goes this solid pro!
Kon Knueppel, this big fella, takes a bow! A hug with the coach! This dude out of nowhere knows that was special!
Josh Hart drives off the court victorious! This player making noise leaves it all out there!
Andre Drummond and Josh Hart attempt an elaborate handshake. They miss three times. Trey Murphy III films the whole thing. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
110-83 (V)
Josh Hart takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
This surprise package Kon Knueppel punishes the defense with a floater from mid-range!
Dylan Harper blocks it and keeps it in play! Heads-up play, what awareness!
Trey Murphy III with the alley-oop pass! This beanpole throws it up, teammate throws it down!
Kon Knueppel, this player nobody saw coming, manipulates the defense with the eyes! Eyes in the back of the head!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Kon Knueppel to massage his thighs. The staff told me Kon Knueppel sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
A finger roll from Kon Knueppel facing the rim! That's a statement right there!
You can feel an incredible energy through the screen! Josh Hart in the spotlight!
Andre Drummond posts up the leather with patience! This player making noise trusting the system!
This potential breakout star Dylan Harper embraces the pressure! This is what greatness looks like!
Andre Drummond rises up in triumph! The final buzzer sounds! That's a W!
Josh Hart rips the net off the rim. Kon Knueppel wraps it around his neck like a scarf. I learned backstage that Kon Knueppel also does volunteer firefighter on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
122-86 (V)
Trey Murphy III, this walking skyscraper, sets the tone immediately! Eyes in the back of the head from the jump!
Kon Knueppel, this long boy, with a silky euro-step in transition! Smooth operator!
Kon Knueppel with the lob pass from the left corner! This newcomer to the teammate! Boom!
Kon Knueppel, this diamond in the rough, operates driving to the hoop with a euro-step! Clinic!
Trey Murphy III, this tower, recovers and contests! Never-give-up effort fueled by pure God-given talent!
Halftime whistle. Trey Murphy III flops into the first available chair. True story: Trey Murphy III had his parking spot stolen by Cleveland Twin-Towers's mascot. Still talks about it. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
Kon Knueppel dunks the leather into a two-handed slam! Scary good handles shining through!
Dylan Harper dunks with confidence! The game is well in hand for this newcomer!
Dylan Harper, this player nobody saw coming, slips on a wet spot! Ice skating driving to the hoop!
Dylan Harper, this surprise package, cups the ear to the crowd! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! They want more!
Andre Drummond, this towering presence, takes the final bow! A salute to the fans! Dominant display!
Trey Murphy III moonwalks across the hardwood. Andre Drummond attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. Final confession: I still don't know how to pronounce Trey Murphy III's name. Forgive me. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
119-101 (V)
And we're underway! Trey Murphy III touches the orange first! This unknown gem looks eager!
Andre Drummond strings together a pull-up jumper from the right corner. Natural-born leadership on full display!
Trey Murphy III, this 7-footer, locks down the attacker! Freakish explosiveness on the defensive end!
Josh Hart, this dude putting the league on notice, drives and kicks! Perfect assist for a free throw!
Josh Hart slows the pace when the team needs it! This dude putting the league on notice tempo control!
Halftime! Kon Knueppel looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Rumor has it Kon Knueppel does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.
Kon Knueppel launches and converts! A sky hook from downtown! Money!
What a boiling cauldron! Kon Knueppel and the fans creating a spectacle!
Trey Murphy III posts up the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
This hungry young player Dylan Harper is the heartbeat of this team! A moment of pure grace leadership!
Final buzzer! Dylan Harper is the hero! This raw talent with a game for the ages!
Dylan Harper does a belly slide on the court. Kon Knueppel does a back slide. The hardwood is ruined. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
107-118 (D)
This surprise package Trey Murphy III in the starting lineup! Let's see what this surprise package brings!
Kon Knueppel, this who-is-this-guy player, with the shot-clock heave! No good at the buzzer!
Trey Murphy III with a wild pass that sails out! This raw talent giving it away!
Andre Drummond gives up the back door! Heavy feet when overplaying!
Trey Murphy III, this colossus, rises above and hammers a tear drop!
Rest. Dylan Harper buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Confession: Dylan Harper calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
Kon Knueppel mouths off and picks up a T! Shaky emotions under pressure taking over!
Dylan Harper misfires from the low block! This unknown gem searching for answers!
This who-is-this-guy player Kon Knueppel calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!
Andre Drummond, this well-respected player, is dragging! The this ball game minutes taking their toll!
Kon Knueppel steps back to the tunnel in disappointment. This guy nobody was talking about will learn from this.
Dylan Harper sits down on the hardwood, head on his knees. Kon Knueppel puts a hand on his shoulder without saying a word. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
97-94 (V)
Andre Drummond, this next-level player, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
This total unknown Trey Murphy III with the no-foul contest in transition! Clean as a whistle!
Andre Drummond dishes the pill into nothing! Heavy feet on full display tonight!
Kon Knueppel, this newcomer, absolutely nails a scoop layup off the pick and roll! Take a bow!
Dylan Harper crosses over to the right spot! A killer instinct off-ball movement!
Halftime! Andre Drummond looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Anecdote: Andre Drummond once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
This potential breakout star Kon Knueppel won't let the team lose! A buzzer-beater in the second quarter!
Andre Drummond times it perfectly and rejects the shot! A flawless defensive rotation on the low block!
Josh Hart, this beanpole, basks in an incredible energy! This is home!
Andre Drummond, this legit talent, with the cold-blooded free throw from mid-range!
This guy nobody was talking about Dylan Harper is all smiles! The stats back up the brilliance!
Andre Drummond and Kon Knueppel chest bump so hard they each fly back three meters. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
My Team finishes #2, a fantastic season! 13W-2L. Season MVP: Andre Drummond.
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