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Diário da temporada
Classificação
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Denver Horse-Track | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | My Team | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pré-temporada
Good evening everyone and fasten your seatbelts because tonight we are not doing this gently. The arena is already sweating, the DJ cranked the volume so high the hardwood is vibrating, and there's a guy in the third row who painted his chest in the team colors even though it's freezing outside. That's devotion. That's basketball madness. And the franchise rolling in tonight deserves every decibel of this insane atmosphere. They've been through the hell of winless stretches and the ecstasy of Finals appearances, and honestly, nobody ever knows what they're going to pull off. That's what makes this sport so damn beautiful. The team with no name, baby! Okay, let's talk about the boss. Because on this team, there's one alpha, and everybody knows it. Michael Jordan. Standing at 198 cm, a body built for basketball, and a basketball IQ that borders on indecent. When this man catches the rock, defenders back up instinctively, it's a survival reflex. And they're right, because this guy can punish you from everywhere: from three, in the post, in transition, from the free throw line with his eyes closed. He's a damn 6'8" Swiss Army knife and he cuts in every direction. The worst part? His ice-cold composure. The clock shows 0.8 seconds, the whole building is holding its breath, the ball is burning in his hands... And he flashes a little smirk before draining the game-winner with sickening ease. He's the engine, the brain, and the heartbeat of that locker room. If he sneezes, the whole damn franchise catches a cold. Tonight, he's on a mission, and believe me, he didn't show up to mess around. Alright, we need to address the elephant in the room. Or rather, the comedy show on the roster. Wally West is on this team. Wally West, who is a super-herói and doesn't even know what "pick-and-roll" means. The guy shows up with bare hands under his arm, shoes that are clearly not regulation, and the cardio of a weekend smoker. At his first practice, he tried a crossover and twisted his ankle. At his second, he attempted a layup and the ball flew into the stands. But damn it, what this man has is balls of steel and an ability to make an entire arena laugh without even trying. And that, my friends, is worth every max contract in the world. Mid-pack budget. The team of guys who punch the clock, don't complain, cash a decent paycheck, and go home without making headlines. It's not sexy, but it works. The GM is a damn wizard at finding role players at 3 million who play like they're worth 15, and the coach squeezes every drop out of this roster. The problem? One major injury and the whole house of cards collapses.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
83-117 (D)
Hulk blows past onto the floor! The crowd roars for this once-in-a-lifetime player!
Kratos can't find the range! The lâmina dentada has better accuracy than that!
Wally West launches carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
Kratos watches helplessly! A guerreiro watching the o terreno disputado fall off the shelf!
Hulk slams the Wilson in frustration! Sometimes predictable game on full display!
Break! Michael Jordan has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. Little secret: Michael Jordan listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.
Wally West can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this newcomer!
Hulk labors up the court! Trudging like a cientista dragging a verdade oculta!
Michael Jordan, this mammoth, fumbles the entry pass driving to the hoop!
Itachi Uchiha, this combo guard, shows negative body language! Shaky emotions under pressure creeping in!
Itachi Uchiha walks off in defeat! Even a ninja's skills couldn't save tonight!
Itachi Uchiha refuses the coach's embrace. Kratos accepts it but his body is stiff. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
106-107 (D)
The floor welcomes Wally West! The super-herói with the game has arrived!
Kratos goes coast to coast for a tear drop! This player on the come-up is relentless!
Wally West overcommits and gets beat! Occasional mental lapses when reading the play!
Michael Jordan fires a catch-and-shoot triple from the left corner but can't connect! Sometimes predictable game showing!
Michael Jordan steals and scores! This once-in-a-lifetime player cutting the gap at the top of the key!
Finally a breather. Michael Jordan has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Rumor has it Michael Jordan has been wearing the same lucky underwear for three seasons. The medical staff is concerned. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
This diamond in the rough Wally West gets the look but can't convert! Heavy feet at the worst time!
Hulk, this solid build, pounds the scorer's table! Injury-prone body on full display!
This guy with rings on every finger Michael Jordan silences the noise! Insane court vision locked in! Nothing else matters!
Wally West picks up the offensive foul! A super-herói charging like they charge at the game!
Wally West tips the cap to the winners! The super-herói's grace with the game!
Hulk clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Michael Jordan fidgets with his wristband nervously. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. That's a wrap! And now, the network's masterpiece: 'My Cat, My Battle.' Don't miss the finale.
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
122-97 (V)
Hulk takes the court to a packed arena! The cientista with the seu caderno de laboratório is here!
Kratos powers through for a half-court heave! The brute force of conquistarring the o terreno disputado!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Michael Jordan with the volleyball spike a surgical steal! Emphatic!
This living legend Michael Jordan finds the open man! Assist and a two-handed slam!
This generational talent Michael Jordan adjusts at halftime and comes out sharp! Adaptation!
Break. Itachi Uchiha asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. Anecdote: Itachi Uchiha once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
Kratos hits the pull-up jumper! The elevation of a guerreiro lifting the lâmina dentada!
The crowd collectively holds its breath for Wally West's shot! You could hear a pin drop!
This all-time great Hulk unites the locker room! Next-level basketball IQ captain's mentality!
The resilience of Kratos! A guerreiro who never gives up, on or off the court!
Hulk carries the team to victory! Strong as a cientista on a Monday morning!
Itachi Uchiha drops to his knees and kisses the court. Hulk pretends to gag. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
117-94 (V)
Wally West, this who-is-this-guy player, embraces the crowd fully behind them! Game on!
Wally West knocks down an off-balance shot driving to the hoop! Ice in the veins!
Itachi Uchiha, this swiss-army-knife type, erases the shot at the rim! Rim protector!
Michael Jordan threads the needle! Beautiful assist from downtown! Unreal court vision!
Wally West fades away the ball out of the trap! Insane court vision under pressure!
Well-deserved break. Itachi Uchiha looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Did you know Itachi Uchiha started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
Kratos explodes to the rack for a deep three! Can't contain this combo guard!
Michael Jordan, this beanpole, commands immense pressure! The arena belongs to this all-time great!
Kratos, this versatile guy, sets the perfect screen! Nerves of steel for the team!
This well-respected player Itachi Uchiha refuses to lose! The will of a champion!
Michael Jordan, this generational talent, with the post-game interview smile! Ridiculous creativity all night!
Hulk and Kratos swing Itachi Uchiha around by his arms like a carousel. He looks sick. I learned backstage that Itachi Uchiha also does cientista on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
106-105 (V)
Itachi Uchiha stretches center court! Loosening up, the ninja is getting ready!
Itachi Uchiha drops into help defense! Always there when you need a ninja!
Itachi Uchiha misses! Even a ninja can't fix that shot!
Michael Jordan scores in transition! A pull-up jumper with iron discipline! Brilliant!
Kratos triggers the fast break! Launching the offense with guerreiro urgency!
Halftime. Hulk is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Little secret: Hulk has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
Hulk with the game-winner! The winning touch of the seu caderno de laboratório on a verdade oculta!
Itachi Uchiha with the defensive rebound! Secured like only a ninja can!
Itachi Uchiha soaks in a packed arena! A ninja savoring life beyond their bare hands!
Itachi Uchiha, this all-around player, comes up big! A catch-and-shoot triple in after a timeout! Legend!
Itachi Uchiha soaks it in! Soaking up the moment, a ninja savoring glory!
Michael Jordan and Kratos share a 30-second hug. Wally West wants in. Gets pushed away. Behind the scenes, I learned Wally West was also a cientista in a past life. You can feel it in the game. That was beautiful. And now: 'House Hunters International: 90-Square-Foot Studio, Wall View.' A steal.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
103-115 (D)
Hulk, this swiss-army-knife type, announced to huge cheers! A roaring arena!
Wally West misses the free throw! Competing the game under pressure is easier!
Hulk trips up in the paint! A cientista never trips at work... Right?
Wally West left in the dust! Even a super-herói moves faster than that!
Itachi Uchiha with the smooth two-handed slam! This league veteran making it look easy!
Players head to the locker room. Kratos has tape on three fingers. Small detail: Kratos wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Hulk storms to the bench! Heated! This cientista doesn't handle losing well!
A tear drop from Michael Jordan sails wide! This living legend needs to regroup!
Itachi Uchiha uses that ninja IQ on the court! Tactical brilliance!
Wally West is visibly tired! This rising star needs a timeout badly!
Itachi Uchiha sits on the bench post-game! Sitting like a ninja after their bare hands broke!
Wally West's complexion is grey. Kratos's is red. Defeat comes in different colors. Behind the scenes, I learned Kratos was also a cientista in a past life. You can feel it in the game. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
104-108 (D)
Game time! Michael Jordan and this guy with rings on every finger ready to put on a show at the field house!
Kratos with the step-back floater! Creating space like a guerreiro with the lâmina dentada!
Hulk gets blown by! Even a cientista couldn't stop that!
Itachi Uchiha, this solid pro, fumbles the finish from downtown! Back to the drawing board!
Kratos finds another gear! Switching modes like a guerreiro grabbing the lâmina dentada!
Halftime whistle. Michael Jordan high-fives his teammates on the way out. Did you know Michael Jordan keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
Michael Jordan, this walking skyscraper, rattles out the free throw! Tendency to force bad shots getting the best of this all-time great!
Wally West slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a super-herói hits the workbench!
Itachi Uchiha, this seasoned vet, is playing with nothing to lose! Watch out, this seasoned vet is dangerous!
Hulk misfires on the potential dagger! This absolute legend lets them off the hook!
This established player Itachi Uchiha leaves the den with head held high. Fought to the end.
Hulk hurls his water bottle at the wall. Michael Jordan flinches but doesn't react. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'What Would You Do: People Who Say Hello in the Elevator.' Exposing the truth.
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
93-131 (D)
Michael Jordan, this guy with rings on every finger, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
This hungry young player Wally West shanks a finger roll at the buzzer! That's uncharacteristic!
Wally West turns it over in the right wing! Butterfingers from this super-herói!
Wally West gets burned on the drive! Lack of consistency in lateral movement!
This dude putting the league on notice Kratos gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Intermission. Kratos dumps an entire water bottle over his head. I've been told Kratos once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
A thunderous slam attempt by Itachi Uchiha falls short! Defense that's basically a suggestion in the legs!
Hulk powers through! The cientista in them won't quit on a verdade oculta!
Stolen from Hulk! A cientista who let it slip through their fingers!
Wally West sits on the bench for a moment! Resting like a super-herói after a long shift!
Itachi Uchiha packs up and heads out! Packing their bare hands, unpacking emotions!
Michael Jordan kicks his towel across the floor. Wally West has already left for the locker room, alone. I tried to take a selfie with the court in the background. My thumb is over the lens. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
90-103 (D)
The game begins and Itachi Uchiha is ready! You can see a gym-rat work ethic written all over his face!
A fadeaway jumper from Itachi Uchiha catches the back rim and pops out! So close!
Kratos, this smooth operator, gets stripped facing the rim! Lack of consistency exposed!
Michael Jordan, this colossus, can't keep up with the speed! Limited stamina exposed!
Wally West banks a fadeaway jumper off the glass! Geometry learned from the super-herói life!
Halftime! Kratos has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. True story: Kratos walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Houston Blast-Off. Awkward. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Michael Jordan gets a technical for complaining! Heavy feet on full display!
Hulk rises up the orange right into the defender's hands! Limited stamina!
Kratos adjusts the tempo! Controlling the rhythm like a veteran guerreiro!
Itachi Uchiha grimaces through the effort! The grimace of a ninja finishing the game!
Despite the loss, Itachi Uchiha held their own with the game! The ninja fought!
Itachi Uchiha's eyes are glassy. Kratos mumbles 'we'll get them next time' without believing it. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
100-107 (D)
Wally West lands the first buzzer-beater! First blood! The super-herói strikes first!
Wally West posts up but the shot rims out! Tendency to force bad shots rears its ugly head!
This undisputed superstar Michael Jordan with turnover number buckets! Sometimes predictable game is piling up!
Kratos fouls trying to recover! Desperate as a guerreiro chasing the o terreno disputado!
Hulk drills it from back to the basket! That cientista precision with the seu caderno de laboratório pays off!
Into the tunnel. Michael Jordan grabs a banana on the way and devours it. Anecdote: Michael Jordan tried to impress the Denver Horse-Track players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. Second half! The crowd is on its feet, and so are the players.
Hulk glares at the scoreboard! This household name not happy with the situation!
Off the mark for Wally West! Great super-herói, not so great at basketball tonight!
This well-respected player Kratos recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
This absolute legend Hulk has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
Hulk wipes a tear! A cientista who poured everything into the effort!
Wally West claps his hands in frustration. Hulk clenches his jaw so hard you can hear it from here. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
82-111 (D)
Tip-off! Michael Jordan gets us started! Let's go!
Michael Jordan pulls up and fires but misses everything! Limited stamina tonight!
Hulk coughs it up! A cientista's grip doesn't work on the basketball!
Wally West watches them score! Just watching, like watching their bare hands gather dust!
Itachi Uchiha dribbles and kicks the stanchion! This player on the come-up losing composure!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, Michael Jordan picks up the pace. Anecdote: Michael Jordan tried to impress the New York Over-Timers players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
An alley-oop by Michael Jordan from the right corner is way off! Tough night for this absolute legend!
Wally West is dead on their feet! Running on fumes, the super-herói is spent!
Hulk turns it over on a strategic timeout! A cientista dropping the seu caderno de laboratório at the worst time!
Kratos picks up the second technical! This league veteran ejected! Limited stamina!
Itachi Uchiha takes the loss hard! Hard as the game on a bad ninja day!
Wally West shakes Hulk's hand in silence. Not a word. Just a look that says it all. I learned backstage that Hulk also does cientista on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
92-116 (D)
Michael Jordan opens with an and-one! This guy with rings on every finger making an early statement!
Kratos puts up a prayer... Unanswered! Not even the lâmina dentada can save that!
This first-ballot legend Michael Jordan gets pickpocketed under the basket! Sloppy handling!
Kratos gets caught flat-footed! This well-respected player beaten to the spot!
Itachi Uchiha, this swiss-army-knife type, dominates in transition and puts up a step-back three! Unstoppable!
Back to the locker room. Hulk punches his locker. Intel: Hulk refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
This all-time great Michael Jordan shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
Wally West misses the open look! A super-herói never misses the game... But misses the ball!
Hulk, this versatile guy, sets a brick-wall screen! A gym-rat work ethic on full display!
Wally West soldiers on! The soldier who competes the game with their bare hands!
Michael Jordan walks off in silence. This global icon gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Hulk's eyes are glassy. Kratos mumbles 'we'll get them next time' without believing it. Behind the scenes, I learned Kratos was also a cientista in a past life. You can feel it in the game. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
87-131 (D)
Itachi Uchiha, this all-around player, sets the tone immediately! Nerves of steel from the jump!
This all-time great Hulk rattles it out! So close yet so far at the buzzer!
Hulk drives the Spalding right to the defense! Costly mistake by this household name!
Wally West bites on the pump fake! This dude out of nowhere sent flying facing the rim!
Hulk drops the head after another miss! Tendency to rush sapping the confidence!
The players head in. Kratos slips on the wet tunnel floor. True story: Kratos walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Boston Ring-Chasers. Awkward. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
Kratos, this do-it-all player, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this established player!
Kratos misses the rotation! Too tired, like a guerreiro too tired for the o terreno disputado!
Kratos with the careless pass! Conquistarring the o terreno disputado with more care, please!
Hulk waves off the play! The authority of a cientista in that gesture!
Wally West leaves the palace of hoops quietly! Quiet as a super-herói after the game setback!
Hulk rips off his headband and throws it on the ground. Itachi Uchiha picks up his own and folds it carefully. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
95-120 (D)
This potential breakout star Wally West in the starting lineup! Let's see what this potential breakout star brings!
Kratos whiffs on the jumper! A guerreiro off their game with the lâmina dentada!
Kratos double-dribbles! Conquistarring the o terreno disputado doesn't have that rule!
Kratos, this tweener, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over defense that's basically a suggestion!
Wally West, this versatile guy, takes over from mid-range. A euro-step! That's elite!
Back to the locker room. Kratos's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. Intel: Kratos refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
Wally West throws their hands up! Like a super-herói when their bare hands breaks!
Wally West, this tweener, gets the look but can't convert at the top of the key!
Michael Jordan, this walking skyscraper, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
Wally West is out on their feet! Running on fumes and pure super-herói stubbornness!
Wally West, this all-around player, trudges off the gymnasium. Lessons to take from this one.
Hulk watches the crowd file out in silence. Itachi Uchiha prefers not to look. I drank so much coffee tonight I'm going to commentate in my sleep. See you soon. In the meantime: 'Wipeout: IKEA on a Saturday.' Worse than the actual obstacles.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
99-118 (D)
This next-level player Itachi Uchiha catches the leather early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
A floater from Itachi Uchiha goes in and out! Heartbreaking off the pick and roll!
Michael Jordan coughs up the ball! Hot head strikes again along the baseline!
Kratos gets screened out! Stuck behind the lâmina dentada like it's a wall!
Michael Jordan, this mountain of a man, with a silky sky hook in transition! Smooth operator!
Break. Itachi Uchiha's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. They say Itachi Uchiha has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
Kratos, this solid build, sits down hard on the bench! Tendency to force bad shots written all over his face!
This certified GOAT candidate Michael Jordan misfires again! Shaky emotions under pressure could cost the team!
Wally West launches into the right spacing! An off-the-charts basketball IQ and elite court awareness!
Hulk plays through exhaustion! The endurance of descobrirring a verdade oculta daily!
Hulk absorbs the defeat! Taking it on the chin, a cientista knows tough days!
Hulk's lip is trembling. Michael Jordan dodges the cameras by pulling up his hood. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
My Team finishes #13 (3W-12L). Better luck next season! MVP: Michael Jordan.
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