My dream starting five — basketball_team 🇺🇾
5 miembros · TeamBranch
Diario de temporada
Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | New York Over-Timers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 9 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | My Team | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Houston Blast-Off | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Miami Heart-Attack | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pretemporada
Holy shit, the arena is erupting and the game hasn't even started. There are 20,000 absolute maniacs on their feet chanting the name of a franchise with more scars than a retired boxer. Seasons of domination, seasons of total demolition, insane 3 AM trades, Draft picks that smelled like either genius or pure madness, nobody knew at the time, and honestly sometimes we still don't. But tonight, all of that is behind us. Tonight is the present, and the present reeks of adrenaline and revenge. The team with no name, baby! Okay, we need to talk about the monster. Because there are players, and then there's Luka Dončić. It's not the same category, it's not even the same damn sport. Standing at 201 cm, with footwork like a ballet dancer and a jumper purer than spring water. The kind of guy who drops 35 in three quarters, sits down on the bench in the fourth because he's bored, and pulls out his phone to check his stats on the Jumbotron. He's not a player, he's a statistical anomaly. What kills you about this guy is that he makes basketball look easy. You watch him and you think "well yeah, it's simple." And then you realize the defender in front of him is 6'9", runs a 4.4 forty, and he just dropped a step-back in his face like he was dribbling against a traffic cone at practice. It's not ease, it's absolute mastery disguised as nonchalance. And damn, is it beautiful to watch. And because this season couldn't possibly be normal, the coach went out and signed Wally West. The man. Is. A superhéroe. I'm going to let that marinate for two seconds. A superhéroe. On a professional basketball court. With guys who jump 3 feet off the ground. This dude jumps 6 inches, on a good day, with a running start and the wind at his back. But he's got bare hands and apparently, the technical motion of a superhéroe and a pull-up jumper are "basically the same thing, give or take 90 degrees." That's what the coach said. The team doctor immediately requested a cognitive evaluation for the coach. The budget here is absolutely insane, we're talking stratosphere money. This is Warriors and Suns territory. These guys are so loaded they've triggered the Second Apron: the league literally forbids them from signing free agents or combining salaries in trades. They have zero flexibility, handcuffed by their own damn wealth. It's "championship or crash and burn," no in-between.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
93-128 (D)
This jersey-selling name Stephen Curry gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Anthony Davis misfires facing the rim! This up-and-coming baller searching for answers!
Luka Dončić with a wild pass that sails out! This world-class player giving it away!
Wally West, this swiss-army-knife type, can't keep up with the speed! Hot head exposed!
This elite player Luka Dončić can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
Halftime! Luka Dončić checks his stats on the board and winces. Locker room anecdote: Luka Dončić talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. Act two! The bench players are fired up, the starters too.
Luka Dončić, this All-Star caliber talent, with a contested deep three that misses at half court!
Wally West asks for the ball to slow the pace! This hungry young player needs air!
Luka Dončić with the errant pass! This All-Star caliber talent needs to settle down!
Luka Dončić glares at the scoreboard! This elite player not happy with the situation!
Anthony Davis walks off in silence. This up-and-coming baller gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Anthony Davis unclasps his chain and squeezes it in his fist. Wally West runs a hand down his face. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. That's all for tonight! Coming up: 'CSI: Underground Parking Garage.' Riveting stuff.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
101-89 (V)
This All-Star caliber talent Luka Dončić comes out aggressive! Opens with a bucket along the baseline!
The crowd erupts as Spider-Man nails a floater! A superhéroe on fire at the venue!
Luka Dončić with the huge ball recovery from the left corner! This world-class player says no!
Stephen Curry pinpoints the pass in the paint! Another assist for this bonafide star!
Luka Dončić, this big fella, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! Silky smooth technique!
Heading in. Anthony Davis's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Fun fact: Anthony Davis blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
Anthony Davis pulls up and drills a catch-and-shoot triple! Can't teach that!
The crowd is on its feet! A boiling cauldron as Stephen Curry takes the court!
Luka Dončić, this giant, repositions on defense! Silky smooth technique collective effort!
The legend of Stephen Curry grows! This bonafide star adding another chapter on the low block!
This up-and-coming baller Anthony Davis raises the arms! The win is in the books! A victory dance!
Anthony Davis gives his headband to a kid in the crowd. Spider-Man gives his shoes. Stephen Curry gives his water bottle. The kid is overwhelmed. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
106-97 (V)
This elite player Stephen Curry in the starting lineup! Let's see what this elite player brings!
Luka Dončić attacks in transition and finishes with a fadeaway jumper! Too good!
Wally West draws the offensive foul! Smart play, great positioning!
Stephen Curry with the skip pass! Assist leads to an open layup!
This established star Stephen Curry calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!
That's a cut. Spider-Man stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Fun fact: Spider-Man was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Wally West handles the damn ball like their bare hands. A finger roll from the left corner! The precision of a superhéroe!
This headliner Stephen Curry silences the hostile crowd! Palpable tension shifts!
Luka Dončić, this jersey-selling name, rotates on defense! Night-in night-out consistency team commitment!
This max-contract guy Stephen Curry is the heartbeat of this team! An All-Star Game worthy play leadership!
This world-class player Luka Dončić wraps up a sensational performance! Victory is sweet!
Spider-Man rips the net off the rim. Luka Dončić wraps it around his neck like a scarf. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
123-94 (V)
Tip-off! Luka Dončić gets us started! Let's go!
This undisputed superstar Spider-Man punishes the defense with an alley-oop in the paint!
Stephen Curry with the chase-down drawn charge! What athleticism!
Spider-Man with the lob pass off the pick and roll! This generational talent to the teammate! Boom!
This well-respected player Anthony Davis adjusts the angle mid-drive! Silky smooth technique body control!
That's a wrap for now. Wally West dives into the tunnel. Rumor has it Wally West does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. Back in action! The coach got the message across.
Anthony Davis, this player making noise, operates at the top of the key with a pull-up jumper! Clinic!
Stephen Curry, this reliable star, waves the crowd up! Palpable tension rising!
Wally West penetrates the pill into the right hands! This dark horse quarterback!
Wally West is living proof that superhéroe can thrive on the palace of hoops!
Spider-Man, this pocket rocket, celebrates the win! A hug with the coach! What a game!
Anthony Davis dumps his Gatorade on Spider-Man who screams because it was cold. Stephen Curry piles on. Tonight I learned Anthony Davis used to be a superhéroe before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. Thanks! And now, 'Neighbors from Hell: The Community Compost Bin Saga.' Episode 1 of 74.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
96-100 (D)
Game time! Luka Dončić and this bonafide star ready to put on a show at the den!
A step-back three from Stephen Curry! This All-Star caliber talent is putting on a show tonight!
Stephen Curry gets burned on the drive! Tendency to rush in lateral movement!
Luka Dončić can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this elite player!
This player nobody saw coming Wally West rallies the troops! The team feeds off an off-the-charts basketball IQ!
End of the second quarter. Spider-Man is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Fun fact: Spider-Man got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. Play resumes! The coach set a few things straight in the locker room.
Wally West misses both free throws! A superhéroe failing the game inspection, twice!
Stephen Curry mouths off and picks up a T! Tendency to rush taking over!
This rising star Wally West embraces the pressure! This is what greatness looks like!
This certified bucket Luka Dončić misses the free throws! Shaky emotions under pressure at the line!
Spider-Man shakes hands through the pain! A superhéroe who respects their bare hands and the game!
Anthony Davis's complexion is grey. Stephen Curry's is red. Defeat comes in different colors. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Stephen Curry. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
97-112 (D)
Wally West takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
An alley-oop from Wally West sails wide! This hidden prospect needs to regroup!
Wally West botches the handoff! Even their bare hands exchanges go smoother!
Stephen Curry, this do-it-all player, gets exploited in the switch! Sometimes predictable game exposed in the mismatch!
Spider-Man, this little firecracker, takes over facing the rim. A floater! That's elite!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Luka Dončić to massage his thighs. Juicy intel: Luka Dončić turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.
This certified bucket Stephen Curry shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
Spider-Man gets a clean look but tendency to force bad shots costs the bucket!
Wally West sets the screen with precision worthy of their bare hands! Tactical genius!
Luka Dončić is gassed! This reliable star bent over at half court! Tendency to rush catching up!
Spider-Man, this little thunder, trudges off the court. Lessons to take from this one.
Luka Dončić avoids the cameras like the plague. Spider-Man gets caught. Just says 'we'll be better'. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
97-99 (D)
Anthony Davis fires up the crowd to open the game! This established player starting strong!
Luka Dončić with the and-one reverse layup! Night-in night-out consistency through the whistle!
Spider-Man can't stay in front! Competing the game doesn't build lateral quickness!
Anthony Davis dishes the pill into nothing! Shaky emotions under pressure on full display tonight!
Spider-Man, this undisputed superstar, wills the team back! Next-level basketball IQ driving the comeback!
The players leave the court. Wally West clings to the tunnel railing. Exclusive info: Wally West is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
Stephen Curry, this all-around player, gets blocked in the clutch! An iron-wall defense denies this established star!
Anthony Davis, this player on the come-up, refuses to high-five! Injury-prone body hurting the chemistry!
A narrative for the ages: Wally West, the superhéroe who mastered their bare hands and the rock!
Wally West fouls at the worst time! A superhéroe tripping over the game!
This elite player Stephen Curry congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this elite player.
Stephen Curry walks toward the tunnel without a word. Spider-Man stares at the scoreboard as if it might change. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
111-95 (V)
This diamond in the rough Wally West means business! Fast start at the top of the key!
Spider-Man finishes through contact! Built tough from handling their bare hands!
Wally West boxes out! Making space, that's the superhéroe work ethic!
Luka Dončić, this 7-footer, finds the trailer! A fadeaway jumper off the assist, easy money!
Wally West reads the defense perfectly! Eyes in the back of the head and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Break! Anthony Davis has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. Small detail: Anthony Davis wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
Spider-Man scores in transition! A bucket with that dawg mentality! Brilliant!
The jumbotron shows Spider-Man's superhéroe highlight reel! What a career!
Luka Dončić sprints back on defense! This guy everybody knows leading by example!
Anthony Davis takes off like a player possessed! An unmatched feel for the game unleashed!
This guy with a proven track record Anthony Davis is all smiles! The stats back up the brilliance!
Luka Dončić and Wally West freestyle a victory rap. Stephen Curry does the beatbox. It's terrible but magnificent. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
101-105 (D)
Stephen Curry looks dialed in from the start! Freakish explosiveness preparation showing!
Stephen Curry, this all-around player, dominates from mid-range and puts up a buzzer beater! Unstoppable!
This franchise guy Stephen Curry picks up the cheap foul! Sometimes predictable game showing!
Anthony Davis blows past the Spalding but it won't fall! Cold streak continues!
Stephen Curry sparks the comeback! A catch-and-shoot triple from way beyond the arc! This multi-time All-Star leads the charge!
Coach calls everyone back. Anthony Davis drags his feet toward the tunnel. Juicy intel: Anthony Davis turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. Act two! The bench players are fired up, the starters too.
This reliable star Stephen Curry gets called for the charge in after a timeout! Brutal!
This elite player Stephen Curry throws an elbow in frustration! Occasional mental lapses on full display!
Wally West plays like they have something to prove to every superhéroe watching!
Spider-Man can't handle the pressure! This potential GOAT folds at the last second!
Anthony Davis fires away to the tunnel in disappointment. This seasoned vet will learn from this.
Spider-Man takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Wally West doesn't drink. Throat too tight. I got a text from Spider-Man after the game. Just kidding. Nobody texts me. We're done! And now: 'The Voice: Office Karaoke After Two Beers Edition.'
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
113-105 (V)
This name that's buzzing Anthony Davis comes out firing! A half-court heave in the first minute!
Anthony Davis, this colossus, muscles in for a deep three! Pure power!
This big-name player Luka Dončić with the weak-side charge taken! Incredible help!
Spider-Man dishes a beautiful pass! Special delivery from this superhéroe!
This All-Star caliber talent Luka Dončić adjusts at halftime and comes out sharp! Adaptation!
Halftime whistle. Stephen Curry high-fives his teammates on the way out. Did you know? Stephen Curry tried to become a rapper before basketball. The world dodged a bullet. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
Anthony Davis converts a tough half-court heave in the paint! Skill level: elite!
Anthony Davis, this tower, gets the standing ovation! A standing ovation!
Spider-Man tips the rebound to a teammate! Selfless play from this superhéroe!
This big-name player Stephen Curry digs deep! Finding reserves nobody knew existed!
This guy nobody was talking about Wally West thanks the fans! The crowd is on its feet! What a ride!
Spider-Man and Luka Dončić run circles around Stephen Curry who doesn't move. Zen. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
90-109 (D)
Anthony Davis, this player on the come-up, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
This top-tier talent Stephen Curry shanks an and-one on the low block! That's uncharacteristic!
This certified bucket Stephen Curry with turnover number points! Ego the size of Texas is piling up!
Spider-Man gets back-doored! Didn't see it, like not seeing the game behind their bare hands!
Luka Dončić lets fly past the defense for a pull-up jumper! Size advantage from this this colossus!
Halftime whistle. Wally West spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Did you know Wally West knits to unwind? Made a scarf in New York Over-Timers's colors. By accident, obviously. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.
This up-and-coming baller Anthony Davis slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
Wally West with a wild attempt! This dark horse not finding the range tonight!
Anthony Davis, this giant, exploits the mismatch from downtown! Smart play!
Stephen Curry, this do-it-all player, laboring up and down! Hot head draining the energy!
Wally West consoles teammates! The heart of a superhéroe in that moment!
Luka Dončić whispers 'this can't be real' under his breath. Anthony Davis nods without conviction. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
107-110 (D)
Stephen Curry, this all-around player, sets the tone immediately! That dawg mentality from the jump!
Wally West turns the paint into a workshop. A tear drop crafted with their bare hands!
Spider-Man gets posterized! A superhéroe framed by their bare hands in the worst way!
Wally West, this hungry young player, comes up empty! A two-handed slam off target at half court!
Stephen Curry forces the turnover! This guy everybody knows creating opportunities on both ends!
End of the second quarter. Luka Dončić is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Did you know Luka Dončić entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
Spider-Man, this first-ballot legend, commits the late turnover! Injury-prone body with the ball!
Wally West is visibly upset! Upset as a superhéroe when the game goes sideways!
Wally West bridges two worlds: the game and a thunderous slam, bound by passion!
Spider-Man coughs it up with the game on the line! The game slipping away!
This franchise guy Luka Dončić leaves the arena with head held high. Fought to the end.
Stephen Curry and Anthony Davis share a single look. Just one. It contains all the disappointment in the world. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
103-112 (D)
And we're underway! Luka Dončić touches the ball first! This guy everybody knows looks eager!
Spider-Man can't convert! The superhéroe's touch with the game deserted them!
Sloppy handling by Spider-Man! Competing the game is done with more finesse!
Stephen Curry, this combo guard, gets dunked on in the paint! Poster material!
Anthony Davis, this player making noise, absolutely nails a pull-up jumper in transition! Take a bow!
The players disappear. Spider-Man has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. Small detail: Spider-Man whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Stephen Curry, this do-it-all player, waves off the play call! Defense that's basically a suggestion hurting the team!
Luka Dončić, this towering presence, can't get a floater to drop! Cold as ice tonight!
Stephen Curry fires away to the weak side! This certified bucket exploiting the rotation!
Spider-Man calls for the sub! Even a superhéroe's stamina with their bare hands has limits!
Stephen Curry had the chances but couldn't convert. This multi-time All-Star left wanting.
Luka Dončić's complexion is grey. Wally West's is red. Defeat comes in different colors. I tried to take a selfie with the court in the background. My thumb is over the lens. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
83-111 (D)
The game begins and Stephen Curry is ready! You can see ridiculous creativity written all over his face!
Stephen Curry can't buy a bucket! Another miss in the paint! Frustrating!
Stolen from Spider-Man! A superhéroe who let it slip through their fingers!
Luka Dončić gets caught flat-footed! This guy everybody knows beaten to the spot!
Spider-Man takes off the leather beautifully for a tear drop! What touch!
End of the first half. Stephen Curry is beet red but still standing. Anecdote: Stephen Curry fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
This seasoned vet Anthony Davis fouls hard out of frustration! Limited stamina showing!
Spider-Man rushes a hook shot from way beyond the arc! Heavy feet creeping in!
This multi-time All-Star Luka Dončić uses the floater over this big fella coverage! Smart!
Stephen Curry rises up but the legs won't cooperate! Defense that's basically a suggestion catching up!
Stephen Curry sits alone on the bench. This reliable star processing the defeat.
Luka Dončić's eyes are glassy. Wally West mumbles 'we'll get them next time' without believing it. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
104-109 (D)
Luka Dončić, this elite player, draws first blood! A fadeaway jumper to start!
Anthony Davis, this tree of a man, posts up and delivers a scoop layup! Textbook!
Stephen Curry, this combo guard, lets the shooter get free along the baseline! Costly lapse!
Spider-Man, this franchise cornerstone, with the shot-clock heave! No good from mid-range!
Anthony Davis, this tower, refuses to die! A fadeaway jumper keeps the dream alive!
Halftime whistle. Anthony Davis flops into the first available chair. True story: Anthony Davis had his parking spot stolen by Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest's mascot. Still talks about it. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Stephen Curry, this max-contract guy, air-balls in the fourth quarter! The crowd is stunned!
Spider-Man, this little guy, shows negative body language! Hot head creeping in!
This reliable star Stephen Curry silences the noise! Eyes in the back of the head locked in! Nothing else matters!
Stephen Curry, this versatile guy, forces a bad shot in the first half! Injury-prone body!
Stephen Curry, this elite player, takes the loss hard. Tendency to force bad shots at the wrong moments.
Luka Dončić avoids the cameras like the plague. Spider-Man gets caught. Just says 'we'll be better'. Did you know that Spider-Man practices superhéroe on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
My Team ends the season #10 with a 5W-10L record. Season MVP: Luka Dončić.
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