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Classifica
| # | Team | V | S | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | My Team | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
Pre-stagione
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Andrea Bargnani on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 213 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget? Astronomical. The owner said "let's go" and signed the check without even looking at the number. We're deep into the luxury tax, every dollar over the threshold costs triple, and the accountant has nightmares every single night. But when you've got two superstars, a fifteen-man roster where the weakest link would start elsewhere, and a coaching staff paid in gold, you don't give a damn about the bill. It's championship or bust, and they've chosen their side.
Giornata 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
87-130 (S)
Tip-off! Danilo Gallinari gets us started! Let's go!
Marco Belinelli forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Danilo Gallinari throws it into the stands! What was that from this player on the come-up!
Gregor Fučka reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Gregor Fučka mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Danilo Gallinari grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Danilo Gallinari started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Jason Williams misfires from the left corner! This name that's buzzing searching for answers!
This name that's buzzing Gregor Fučka has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This name that's buzzing Gregor Fučka with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Jason Williams storms to the bench! This player on the come-up is visibly upset!
Gregor Fučka reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Danilo Gallinari's gaze is cold, distant. Marco Belinelli's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Giornata 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
129-95 (V)
Marco Belinelli, this league veteran, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Jason Williams goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This solid pro is relentless!
Danilo Gallinari with the bounce pass! This league veteran threading it perfectly!
This next-level player Jason Williams with a cold-blooded double-clutch layup! No conscience!
Jason Williams anticipates the cut and deflects the Wilson! This player making noise reading minds!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Jason Williams asks for an ice pack. Anecdote: Jason Williams fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Jason Williams with the tough sky hook through contact! This up-and-coming baller won't be denied!
Jason Williams, this swiss-army-knife type, caps off a dominant performance! Ridiculous creativity from start to finish!
This name that's buzzing Danilo Gallinari celebrates too early! A sky hook didn't count! Awkward!
This name that's buzzing Danilo Gallinari holds up three fingers! A bench mob celebration after the triple!
Andrea Bargnani, this solid pro, embraces the teammates! A primal scream! Sweet victory!
Jason Williams moonwalks across the hardwood. Marco Belinelli attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Giornata 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
119-94 (V)
Andrea Bargnani, this player making noise, embraces the wild stands! Game on!
A bank shot from Jason Williams! This respected competitor is putting on a show tonight!
Marco Belinelli a ball recovery with authority! This beanpole protecting the paint!
This next-level player Danilo Gallinari with the behind-the-back dish! Highlight-reel pass!
Gregor Fučka, this seasoned vet, manages the clock beautifully in the first half!
Halftime. Jason Williams wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Fun fact: Jason Williams blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
An and-one from Danilo Gallinari! That's a killer instinct at the highest level!
Listen to that roar! Gregor Fučka pulls up and the place explodes!
Gregor Fučka, this up-and-coming baller, runs the play exactly as drawn! Execution!
Marco Belinelli leaves it all on the floor! This well-respected player with an off-the-charts basketball IQ effort!
Andrea Bargnani launches into the tunnel with the W! This up-and-coming baller all smiles!
Marco Belinelli points both hands at the sky. Danilo Gallinari points at Marco Belinelli. Gregor Fučka points at the exit. I learned backstage that Danilo Gallinari also does volunteer firefighter on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Giornata 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
131-93 (V)
Andrea Bargnani rises up into position! This seasoned vet not wasting any time!
This player on the come-up Danilo Gallinari finishes with authority! A thunderous slam off the pick and roll!
Danilo Gallinari goes to work and dishes! Gorgeous feed off the pick and roll! Unreal swagger!
Danilo Gallinari dribbles the ball with purpose! An off-balance shot! This well-respected player means business!
Gregor Fučka with the huge flawless defensive rotation at the top of the key! This player making noise says no!
The players head to the locker room. Jason Williams is sweating like a racehorse. True story: Jason Williams walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Philadelphia Injury-Report. Awkward. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
Danilo Gallinari scores at will! A free throw from mid-range! This solid pro domination!
Jason Williams fades away with confidence! The game is well in hand for this hooper's hooper!
This name that's buzzing Gregor Fučka calls for the rock but trips over the baseline! Comedy gold!
Marco Belinelli pulls up to center court! A raised fist! This established player owns the moment!
That's the game! Marco Belinelli finishes with a monster performance! This up-and-coming baller victorious!
Gregor Fučka pretends to plant a flag at center court. Andrea Bargnani stands at attention. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
Giornata 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
105-107 (S)
Marco Belinelli, this mammoth, announced to huge cheers! A Playoff atmosphere!
Danilo Gallinari with the highlight-reel double-clutch layup! This next-level player owning the moment!
Marco Belinelli, this beanpole, gets dunked on from the right corner! Poster material!
A step-back three from Gregor Fučka hits the iron! Hot head under the spotlight!
Jason Williams forces the turnover! This name that's buzzing creating opportunities on both ends!
Halftime whistle. Jason Williams flops into the first available chair. Little scoop: Jason Williams logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Gregor Fučka misses in the clutch! A catch-and-shoot triple off the mark in the fourth quarter!
This league veteran Jason Williams fouls hard out of frustration! Sometimes predictable game showing!
The legend of Gregor Fučka grows! This player on the come-up adding another chapter at the buzzer!
Jason Williams turns it over on a strategic timeout! This player on the come-up crumbles under pressure!
Jason Williams, this swiss-army-knife type, trudges off the palace of hoops. Lessons to take from this one.
Danilo Gallinari and Andrea Bargnani walk side by side without looking at each other. The silence is deafening. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Giornata 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
106-103 (V)
Danilo Gallinari, this big fella, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
Marco Belinelli, this player on the come-up, walls up at the buzzer! Impenetrable defense!
This dude putting the league on notice Marco Belinelli puts up a bank shot but it won't fall! Off night!
This respected competitor Gregor Fučka is automatic driving to the hoop! A euro-step drops again!
Danilo Gallinari makes the hockey pass! A gym-rat work ethic finding the extra pass!
Halftime whistle. Danilo Gallinari spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Did you know Danilo Gallinari entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
Marco Belinelli, this hooper's hooper, with the clutch crucial offensive board! On the inbound pass stop!
Marco Belinelli with the suffocating defense! This player making noise is a wall out there!
The fans sense it coming! The energy is building as Jason Williams gets hot!
Andrea Bargnani, this big fella, comes up big! A euro-step in the money time! Legend!
This legit talent Gregor Fučka thanks the fans! The crowd is on its feet! What a ride!
Marco Belinelli makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. Jason Williams makes a bigger heart. Andrea Bargnani makes a massive heart. I learned tonight that Marco Belinelli used to be a volunteer firefighter. That explains the unique running style. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Giornata 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
127-95 (V)
Jason Williams looks dialed in from the start! A killer instinct preparation showing!
Jason Williams, this next-level player, reads the play perfectly and delivers a tear drop!
This next-level player Gregor Fučka takes the charge from the left corner! Gutsy play!
Marco Belinelli with the hockey assist! That extra pass, beautiful basketball!
Gregor Fučka sets the screen at the perfect angle! This league veteran cerebral play!
Break. Jason Williams collapses next to the vending machine. Did you know Jason Williams entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
Jason Williams attacks the damn ball beautifully for a fadeaway jumper! What touch!
This well-respected player Jason Williams brings a packed arena to a new level! Incredible scene!
This well-respected player Danilo Gallinari runs the rock patiently! Searching for the perfect shot!
This seasoned vet Gregor Fučka with a performance for the ages! A live masterclass chapter!
Gregor Fučka, this giant, celebrates the win! An ice-cold stare at the opposing bench! What a game!
Marco Belinelli makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. Danilo Gallinari makes a bigger heart. Andrea Bargnani makes a massive heart. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Giornata 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
102-103 (S)
Danilo Gallinari, this giant, is introduced and the arena explodes! This next-level player is in the building!
Andrea Bargnani, this oversized freak, muscles in for a pull-up jumper! Pure power!
Andrea Bargnani gets crossed over! This up-and-coming baller left frozen from way beyond the arc!
Andrea Bargnani, this player on the come-up, with the shot-clock heave! No good from mid-range!
Jason Williams, this do-it-all player, blocks the shot and starts the break! Comeback!
Halftime! Gregor Fučka is limping slightly heading off the court. Exclusive info: Gregor Fučka is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
This hooper's hooper Gregor Fučka picks up the foul at the last second! Terrible timing!
Danilo Gallinari, this next-level player, with the frustrated foul! Shaky emotions under pressure in tough moments!
Remember this moment! Jason Williams is making history with a thunderous slam!
Danilo Gallinari, this 7-footer, rattles out the free throw! Occasional mental lapses getting the best of this player on the come-up!
Danilo Gallinari, this player making noise, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Danilo Gallinari turns back to look at the court one last time. Marco Belinelli doesn't turn around. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Giornata 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
110-104 (V)
Marco Belinelli opens with a layup! This established player making an early statement!
This up-and-coming baller Gregor Fučka erupts for a sky hook! The floodgates are open!
Andrea Bargnani with a textbook defensive stance! That's how you do it!
This guy with a proven track record Marco Belinelli finds the open man! Assist and a sky hook!
Gregor Fučka spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
Back to the locker room. Danilo Gallinari punches his locker. Little secret: Danilo Gallinari has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Marco Belinelli crosses over the Wilson with flair and hits a deep three! Sensational!
Jason Williams, this tweener, commands a standing ovation! The arena belongs to this legit talent!
Danilo Gallinari, this long boy, sets the perfect screen! That dawg mentality for the team!
Andrea Bargnani, this colossus, carries the weight of the team on those shoulders!
Gregor Fučka sits on the bench with a smile! This name that's buzzing job well done!
Jason Williams dumps his Gatorade on Marco Belinelli who screams because it was cold. Danilo Gallinari piles on. Tonight I had a revelation: Marco Belinelli runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
Giornata 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
109-102 (V)
This guy with a proven track record Andrea Bargnani comes out aggressive! Opens with a double-clutch layup from downtown!
What a play by Jason Williams! A free throw under the basket! This dude putting the league on notice is cooking!
This legit talent Jason Williams comes up with a massive steal! Transition time!
This dude putting the league on notice Jason Williams with the one-handed bullet pass! Right on the money!
This next-level player Danilo Gallinari sets the back screen! Insane court vision off-ball contribution!
Halftime! Jason Williams is limping slightly heading off the court. They say Jason Williams has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
Danilo Gallinari strings together a double-clutch layup driving to the hoop. Freakish explosiveness on full display!
A cathedral silence fills the arena! This solid pro Marco Belinelli feeds off the energy!
Gregor Fučka sacrifices the body taking the charge! This dude putting the league on notice ultimate teammate!
The narrative shifts! Andrea Bargnani takes control with a gym-rat work ethic!
Jason Williams drives in triumph! The final buzzer sounds! That's a W!
Danilo Gallinari grabs the PA announcer's mic and shouts Marco Belinelli's name. The announcer chases him. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. Good night! And now: 'Naked and Afraid: Lost in the Shopping Mall.'
Giornata 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
111-103 (V)
This legit talent Andrea Bargnani comes out firing! A floater in the first minute!
Andrea Bargnani buries a finger roll facing the rim! This dude putting the league on notice is on fire tonight!
Danilo Gallinari, this towering presence, covers ground to get the defensive rebound! Wow!
Andrea Bargnani, this solid pro, drives and kicks! Perfect assist for a half-court heave!
Danilo Gallinari fires away into the right spacing! Iron discipline and elite court awareness!
Rest. Jason Williams buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Little scoop: Jason Williams tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
Andrea Bargnani, this solid pro, exploits the mismatch for a pull-up jumper! Too easy!
The energy in this building is unreal! Jason Williams channeling wild stands!
This up-and-coming baller Danilo Gallinari dives for the loose ball! A gym-rat work ethic on every play!
Marco Belinelli pulls up with purpose! Natural-born leadership driving this team forward!
Danilo Gallinari pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This player making noise savors the win!
Danilo Gallinari grabs Marco Belinelli and hoists him onto his shoulders. Gregor Fučka tries to climb on too. It ends in a pile. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Giornata 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
81-111 (S)
Andrea Bargnani, this colossus, takes the court! The hostile crowd is electric!
Jason Williams air-mails a bucket from mid-range! Way off for this established player!
Jason Williams throws it away! Ego the size of Texas under pressure off the pick and roll!
Marco Belinelli overcommits and gets beat! Occasional mental lapses when reading the play!
Danilo Gallinari gets a technical for complaining! Heavy feet on full display!
Halftime whistle. Danilo Gallinari spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Little secret: Danilo Gallinari listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Gregor Fučka fires a pull-up jumper at the buzzer but can't connect! Heavy feet showing!
Jason Williams grabs the shorts! This seasoned vet is running on fumes!
Jason Williams launches the pill right to the defense! Costly mistake by this solid pro!
Marco Belinelli, this player making noise, refuses to high-five! Limited stamina hurting the chemistry!
This dude putting the league on notice Danilo Gallinari shakes hands and moves on. In the end, limited stamina proved costly.
Jason Williams watches the crowd file out in silence. Gregor Fučka prefers not to look. I got a text from Jason Williams after the game. Just kidding. Nobody texts me. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Giornata 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
118-103 (V)
Danilo Gallinari rises up onto the floor! The crowd roars for this established player!
A step-back three by Jason Williams facing the rim! A gym-rat work ethic in every fiber!
Jason Williams pressures the inbound! This seasoned vet with relentless freakish explosiveness!
Jason Williams blows past into the lane and kicks out! Insane court vision and great decision-making!
Gregor Fučka, this towering presence, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! Silky smooth technique!
Halftime. Gregor Fučka's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Anecdote: Gregor Fučka tried to impress the Boston Ring-Chasers players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
Gregor Fučka, this legit talent, operates from the right corner with a finger roll! Clinic!
This player on the come-up Andrea Bargnani silences the hostile crowd! A packed arena shifts!
Marco Belinelli finds the open teammate! This league veteran making everyone better!
The transformation of Danilo Gallinari is complete! This guy with a proven track record has arrived!
Gregor Fučka, this mountain of a man, salutes the faithful! A primal scream! What a night!
Jason Williams and Danilo Gallinari cradle the game ball like a baby. Marco Belinelli takes a photo. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Giornata 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
90-105 (S)
Jason Williams steps back with energy from the opening whistle! This legit talent locked in!
Danilo Gallinari forces a deep three from the right corner! This solid pro trying too hard!
Gregor Fučka coughs up the orange! Tendency to force bad shots strikes again at half court!
This guy with a proven track record Andrea Bargnani fouls reaching in! Occasional mental lapses on defense!
Danilo Gallinari knocks down a bucket from way beyond the arc! Ice in the veins!
Back to the locker room. Andrea Bargnani punches his locker. Confession: Andrea Bargnani tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
Andrea Bargnani slams the ball in frustration! Shaky emotions under pressure on full display!
This up-and-coming baller Marco Belinelli short-arms a deep three in transition! Not enough lift!
Danilo Gallinari, this well-respected player, orchestrates the delay game! Eyes in the back of the head in action!
Danilo Gallinari, this player making noise, is dragging! The this ball game minutes taking their toll!
Gregor Fučka walks off in silence. This respected competitor gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Danilo Gallinari takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Marco Belinelli doesn't drink. Throat too tight. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Giornata 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
96-109 (S)
This established player Jason Williams gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
This dude putting the league on notice Marco Belinelli with a rare miss at the top of the key! Even the best stumble!
This league veteran Danilo Gallinari forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
Marco Belinelli loses the screen battle! Sometimes predictable game around the picks!
Andrea Bargnani shoots the pill with iron discipline. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
Off to the locker room. Andrea Bargnani has already drained two water bottles. Fun fact: Andrea Bargnani blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
Marco Belinelli, this tower, shows negative body language! Injury-prone body creeping in!
Jason Williams, this legit talent, sends the pill wide! The touch is off tonight!
Jason Williams reads the defense perfectly! An off-the-charts basketball IQ and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Marco Belinelli misses from fatigue! This established player can't get the elevation driving to the hoop!
This up-and-coming baller Marco Belinelli tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Jason Williams sits on the floor in the hallway. Marco Belinelli sits down next to him. Nobody speaks. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
My Team ends the season #7 with a 9W-6L record. Season MVP: Andrea Bargnani.
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