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Classificação
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 3 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | My Team | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Phoenix No-Defense | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pré-temporada
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got LaMelo Ball on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 200 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (D)
Tip-off! P. J. Washington gets us started! Let's go!
Seth Curry forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
P. J. Washington throws it into the stands! What was that from this player on the come-up!
Ja Morant reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Ja Morant mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! P. J. Washington grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know P. J. Washington started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
LaMelo Ball misfires from the left corner! This name that's buzzing searching for answers!
This name that's buzzing Ja Morant has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This name that's buzzing Ja Morant with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
LaMelo Ball storms to the bench! This player on the come-up is visibly upset!
Ja Morant reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
P. J. Washington's gaze is cold, distant. Seth Curry's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
127-97 (V)
Seth Curry, this league veteran, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
LaMelo Ball goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This solid pro is relentless!
P. J. Washington with the help-side brilliant anticipation! This name that's buzzing always in position!
Ja Morant with the transition assist! This up-and-coming baller pushing the pace with pure God-given talent!
This legit talent Ja Morant switches defensive assignments on the fly! Next-level basketball IQ!
First half is done. Ja Morant is chugging Gatorade like it's water. The staff told me Ja Morant sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This name that's buzzing LaMelo Ball is automatic along the baseline! A free throw drops again!
You can feel a hostile crowd through the screen! P. J. Washington in the spotlight!
LaMelo Ball attacks the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
Bronny James dribbles like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
Bronny James, this next-level player, with the post-game interview smile! An off-the-charts basketball IQ all night!
Ja Morant blows a kiss to the camera. LaMelo Ball blows twelve. Seth Curry blocks the lens. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
90-102 (D)
This seasoned vet Bronny James comes out aggressive! Opens with a fadeaway jumper from the left corner!
This well-respected player Bronny James with a rare miss from downtown! Even the best stumble!
This player making noise LaMelo Ball with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
This league veteran LaMelo Ball gives up the offensive rebound! Injury-prone body when boxing out!
Seth Curry knocks down a fadeaway jumper driving to the hoop! Ice in the veins!
Break. Seth Curry asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. They say Seth Curry eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Ja Morant goes to work and kicks the stanchion! This name that's buzzing losing composure!
This up-and-coming baller P. J. Washington misses the mark! A pull-up jumper goes begging from the left corner!
Bronny James reads the defense perfectly! A gym-rat work ethic and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Bronny James is gassed! This up-and-coming baller bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
P. J. Washington had the chances but couldn't convert. This league veteran left wanting.
LaMelo Ball clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Seth Curry fidgets with his wristband nervously. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
114-95 (V)
Seth Curry steps back onto the floor! The crowd roars for this dude putting the league on notice!
This guy with a proven track record Bronny James does it again! A bucket with effortless precision!
This solid pro P. J. Washington with the weak-side rebound in traffic! Incredible help!
LaMelo Ball, this beanpole, runs the offense with next-level basketball IQ! Beautiful passing!
Seth Curry spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
End of the second quarter. LaMelo Ball is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Little secret: LaMelo Ball listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Bronny James, this league veteran, drops a half-court heave facing the rim! Pure artistry!
Bronny James, this smooth operator, gets the standing ovation! A crowd fully behind them!
LaMelo Ball puts ego aside! The team comes first for this well-respected player!
Ja Morant, this dude putting the league on notice, answers every challenge! That dawg mentality never fading!
Bronny James, this smooth operator, takes the final bow! A hug with the coach! Dominant display!
Bronny James cries tears of joy in Ja Morant's arms. Seth Curry is also crying but nobody knows why. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
120-95 (V)
Ja Morant, this versatile guy, takes the court! The standing ovation is electric!
Ja Morant, this versatile guy, uses every inch to deliver a floater!
Seth Curry, this versatile guy, contests everything in the paint! Pure God-given talent on full display!
Bronny James with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! That dawg mentality on that one!
Seth Curry, this player making noise, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Halftime! Seth Curry looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Did you know Seth Curry keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
P. J. Washington, this player making noise, knifes through for a buzzer beater from mid-range! Wow!
Deafening noise! LaMelo Ball dribbles and the building shakes!
This dude putting the league on notice Seth Curry unites the locker room! Silky smooth technique captain's mentality!
Seth Curry, this do-it-all player, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this player on the come-up right now!
P. J. Washington, this legit talent, embraces the teammates! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! Sweet victory!
P. J. Washington pretends to faint from happiness. Bronny James pretends to call 911. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
116-100 (V)
Seth Curry, this combo guard, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
P. J. Washington pulls up the ball with purpose! A deep three! This next-level player means business!
LaMelo Ball digs in defensively! Nerves of steel when the team needs stops!
This dude putting the league on notice Ja Morant creates for others! Unselfish play with a killer instinct!
Ja Morant, this combo guard, exploits the mismatch at the buzzer! Smart play!
Halftime! P. J. Washington walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Did you know P. J. Washington started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Bronny James dribbles and fires a tear drop! This smooth operator lighting it up!
P. J. Washington, this pint-sized baller, gestures for more noise! The crowd goes nuts!
Bronny James sacrifices the body taking the charge! This next-level player ultimate teammate!
Ja Morant, this all-around player, embodies the spirit of competition! What a show!
P. J. Washington pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This player making noise savors the win!
Ja Morant jumps so high from joy he nearly touches the scoreboard. Almost. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
117-88 (V)
This league veteran Seth Curry in the starting lineup! Let's see what this league veteran brings!
Bronny James explodes the Spalding with flair and hits a layup! Sensational!
Ja Morant with the suffocating defense! This player making noise is a wall out there!
Bronny James dribbles and dishes! Gorgeous feed at the buzzer! Natural-born leadership!
P. J. Washington, this little thunder, sets a brick-wall screen! Insane court vision on full display!
Halftime! P. J. Washington has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Quick anecdote about P. J. Washington: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Bronny James strings together a tear drop under the basket. Natural-born leadership on full display!
You can cut the tension with a knife! A Playoff atmosphere as P. J. Washington steps up!
This dude putting the league on notice P. J. Washington claps for the rookie! Encouragement from this dude putting the league on notice!
This solid pro Ja Morant is the heartbeat of this team! A moment of truth leadership!
This name that's buzzing LaMelo Ball wraps up a sensational performance! Victory is sweet!
Bronny James does a handstand. Ja Morant holds him by the feet. The crowd holds its breath. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
89-104 (D)
This legit talent LaMelo Ball opens the scoring! A pull-up jumper! Early advantage!
An off-balance shot attempt by Seth Curry falls short! Tendency to force bad shots in the legs!
Seth Curry with a wild pass that sails out! This player on the come-up giving it away!
This established player Seth Curry misjudges the passing lane! Easy assist through!
This guy with a proven track record Ja Morant converts facing the rim! A bank shot right on cue!
The players disappear. P. J. Washington has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. Bus driver's confession: P. J. Washington raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Bronny James, this player making noise, barks at the teammate! Heavy feet taking over!
P. J. Washington launches but it's well off! Hot head under fatigue!
This up-and-coming baller Bronny James sets the back screen! Pure God-given talent off-ball contribution!
Seth Curry is cramping up! This player making noise trying to shake it off! Shaky emotions under pressure!
This dude putting the league on notice Bronny James congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this dude putting the league on notice.
LaMelo Ball takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Ja Morant doesn't drink. Throat too tight. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Ja Morant. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
96-99 (D)
Seth Curry opens with a pull-up jumper! This legit talent making an early statement!
Seth Curry, this player on the come-up, threads the needle for a two-handed slam from mid-range!
Ja Morant, this swiss-army-knife type, lets the shooter get free on the low block! Costly lapse!
Bronny James launches a euro-step and... Airball! Tendency to force bad shots at its peak!
P. J. Washington sparks the comeback! A buzzer beater under the basket! This up-and-coming baller leads the charge!
Finally a breather. Ja Morant has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Did you know Ja Morant plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
Ja Morant, this smooth operator, forces a bad shot in the closing moments! Heavy feet!
Bronny James, this all-around player, waves off the play call! Tendency to force bad shots hurting the team!
P. J. Washington is the protagonist tonight! This dude putting the league on notice authoring a masterpiece!
Ja Morant can't handle the pressure! This established player folds on a clutch free throw!
Bronny James, this all-around player, hangs the head. Tough loss despite nerves of steel effort.
Bronny James walks head down toward the tunnel. LaMelo Ball drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Good night everyone! Coming up: 'Boot Camp: Supermarket Checkout Line Edition.' Discipline.
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
107-105 (V)
Game time! P. J. Washington and this respected competitor ready to put on a show at the court!
Bronny James a defensive stop at the critical moment! A gym-rat work ethic right on cue!
Seth Curry misses the open look! This next-level player can't believe it! Limited stamina!
LaMelo Ball, this 7-footer, carves up the defense for a pull-up jumper! Beautiful!
Ja Morant, this up-and-coming baller, manipulates the defense with the eyes! Night-in night-out consistency!
The locker room. Seth Curry sprawls out full-length on the bench. Little secret: Seth Curry has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.
Seth Curry, this up-and-coming baller, with the cold-blooded double-clutch layup from way beyond the arc!
Seth Curry with the huge charge taken off the pick and roll! This seasoned vet says no!
Seth Curry, this smooth operator, commands a hostile crowd! The arena belongs to this league veteran!
This name that's buzzing Bronny James takes over! Back-to-back a free throw in the second quarter!
Ja Morant fades away in triumph! The final buzzer sounds! That's a W!
LaMelo Ball moonwalks across the hardwood. Seth Curry attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
109-102 (V)
Bronny James, this do-it-all player, announced to huge cheers! Wild stands!
LaMelo Ball, this league veteran, sinks an off-balance shot with surgical precision from the right corner!
Ja Morant, this solid pro, pokes the rock free! Scramble at the buzzer!
This established player Ja Morant connects on the pick-and-roll! Assist for a scoop layup!
This dude putting the league on notice P. J. Washington adjusts the angle mid-drive! Ridiculous creativity body control!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! LaMelo Ball walks head down toward the tunnel. Staff confession: LaMelo Ball is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
A free throw by LaMelo Ball from mid-range! Eyes in the back of the head in every fiber!
A standing ovation as P. J. Washington, this pocket rocket, is introduced! Goosebumps!
Bronny James, this tweener, boxes out for the teammate! This league veteran doing the dirty work!
Seth Curry has found another gear! This respected competitor shifting into overdrive!
Seth Curry fires away to the crowd! A victory dance! This dude putting the league on notice gave everything!
Bronny James mimes popping a champagne bottle. P. J. Washington mimes chugging straight from it. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than P. J. Washington. See you soon. In the meantime: 'Wipeout: IKEA on a Saturday.' Worse than the actual obstacles.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
112-106 (V)
Seth Curry looks dialed in from the start! A gym-rat work ethic preparation showing!
Bronny James scores at will! A thunderous slam along the baseline! This name that's buzzing domination!
Bronny James reads the play and picks off the pass! Transition opportunity!
This seasoned vet Ja Morant leads the fast break and dishes! Easy bucket off the assist!
Ja Morant, this all-around player, uses the jab step to freeze the defender! Crafty!
Rest. Seth Curry buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Anecdote: Seth Curry once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Ja Morant buries a buzzer beater off the pick and roll! This well-respected player is on fire tonight!
Bronny James, this hooper's hooper, waves the crowd up! A crowd fully behind them rising!
This guy with a proven track record P. J. Washington runs the Spalding patiently! Searching for the perfect shot!
This solid pro Bronny James with a performance for the ages! A play that goes down in history chapter!
Ja Morant walks off the arena victorious! This solid pro owns this moment!
LaMelo Ball makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. Seth Curry makes a bigger heart. P. J. Washington makes a massive heart. During the game, I counted how many times I said 'incredible.' Seventeen. A personal record. And now, a brand new episode of 'Desperately Seeking My Cat.' Good night, everyone.
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
107-90 (V)
This name that's buzzing P. J. Washington catches the ball early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Seth Curry, this respected competitor, drills another reverse layup driving to the hoop! Automatic!
This seasoned vet Seth Curry anchors the defense off the pick and roll! Nothing gets through!
P. J. Washington, this respected competitor, drives and kicks! Perfect assist for a pull-up jumper!
Ja Morant slows the pace when the team needs it! This player on the come-up tempo control!
The players leave the court. Seth Curry clings to the tunnel railing. Did you know Seth Curry started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.
A reverse layup by Bronny James! The crowd erupts! Natural-born leadership personified!
Bronny James spins in front of the home faithful! A hostile crowd! Beautiful!
Seth Curry, this smooth operator, sets the perfect screen! Insane court vision for the team!
P. J. Washington, this legit talent, has been building to this all game! Late in the quarter!
This dude putting the league on notice Seth Curry is all smiles! The stats back up the brilliance!
LaMelo Ball and P. J. Washington lap the court arm in arm, singing. Off-key. Behind the scenes, I learned Seth Curry was also a volunteer firefighter in a past life. You can feel it in the game. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
101-97 (V)
Seth Curry, this respected competitor, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Ja Morant times it perfectly and rejects the shot! A perfect contest at the top of the key!
Ja Morant with a rough and-one driving to the hoop! Limited stamina at the worst time!
Bronny James with the smooth hook shot! This established player making it look easy!
P. J. Washington, this guy with a proven track record, orchestrates the delay game! Next-level basketball IQ in action!
The players leave the court. Bronny James clings to the tunnel railing. Confession: Bronny James calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
Seth Curry rises up for the game-winner! A floater! This well-respected player is the moment!
P. J. Washington pressures the inbound! This solid pro with relentless a gym-rat work ethic!
A Playoff atmosphere fills the arena! This legit talent Bronny James feeds off the energy!
This up-and-coming baller LaMelo Ball demands the ball and delivers! In the money time heroics!
This established player Seth Curry walks off to a standing ovation! Immense pressure! Incredible!
Bronny James and P. J. Washington form a tunnel for Ja Morant to crawl through. Too tall. Gets stuck. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
92-101 (D)
P. J. Washington takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Ja Morant misfires from downtown! Even this well-respected player has off nights!
Ja Morant with the errant pass! This well-respected player needs to settle down!
This respected competitor LaMelo Ball commits the and-one foul! Injury-prone body in positioning!
Bronny James, this do-it-all player, showcases night-in night-out consistency with a gorgeous double-clutch layup!
Back to the locker room. P. J. Washington's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. Exclusive info: P. J. Washington is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
Bronny James can't mask the disappointment! This hooper's hooper wearing it on the sleeve!
Bronny James with the off-balance off-balance shot! This guy with a proven track record couldn't set the feet!
Bronny James, this combo guard, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! Freakish explosiveness!
Bronny James, this tweener, looks exhausted under the basket! The legs are gone!
This legit talent Bronny James leaves the palace of hoops with head held high. Fought to the end.
LaMelo Ball takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Bronny James doesn't drink. Throat too tight. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'What Would You Do: People Who Say Hello in the Elevator.' Exposing the truth.
My Team ends the season #6 with a 10W-5L record. Season MVP: LaMelo Ball.
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