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| # | Team | W | V | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 6 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 9 | My Team | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 11 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 12 | Miami Heart-Attack | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Phoenix No-Defense | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Voorseizoen
Let's not beat around the bush: tonight is going to be one hell of a show. The arena is packed, the air is unbreathable with tension, and the lights just went out for the pregame laser show. We're talking about a franchise that has weathered every storm: lockouts, star injuries, catastrophic trades, rebuilds that never seemed to end. And they're still here, standing tall, with the same fire in their belly. This club is a survivor. And when survivors bite, they don't let go. The team with no name, baby! Now let's talk about the man who moves jerseys faster than hot dogs at the concession stand. Nikola Jokić. Just the name sends chills through the building. Standing at 208 cm, arms that cover half the court, and a basketball IQ so fast that defenders feel like they're playing in slow motion. This man doesn't walk, he glides. He doesn't jump, he launches into orbit. And when he locks eyes with you before a free throw, you feel like YOU'RE the one about to catch the ball in your face. His teammate told me something last week that gave me chills. He said: "When he's silent in the locker room before a game, I know we're about to destroy everybody." The man doesn't talk, he executes. He doesn't celebrate, he absorbs. And when the buzzer is approaching and the score is tight, everybody knows. The teammates, the opponents, the refs, the guy selling nachos on the upper deck. Everybody knows the ball is ending up in his hands. And it's ending up in the basket. The chef's surprise of the evening is Hulk. A wetenschapper by profession. No, it's not a joke, it's an actual coaching staff decision. The GM nearly had a heart attack when he saw the signing, but the coach said: "Trust me, this guy can handle de verborgen waarheid with surgical precision, imagine what he can do with a basketball." Spoiler: so far, not much. The man spent his first week confusing the free throw line with the sideline, and asked three times if tackling was allowed. But he's got a heart size of a watermelon, he runs around like an overexcited golden retriever, and damn it, the crowd absolutely loves him. Budget: unlimited. Well technically there's a limit, but the owner decided to ignore it. We're in repeater tax territory, where every extra dollar of payroll costs FIVE dollars in penalties. The front office sweats with every new contract, the accountant has quit three times this year, but the owner keeps signing checks. The result? An absolute dream roster, the kind of team you build in NBA 2K when you turn on cheat mode. The downside? Zero flexibility. No first-round Draft picks, no free agent signings, no wiggle room whatsoever. It's all or nothing. And tonight, it's gonna be all.
Speeldag 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-124 (V)
Hulk opens with a pull-up jumper! This all-time great making an early statement!
Kyrie Irving, this swiss-army-knife type, can't finish from downtown! That one stings!
Nikola Jokić, this 7-footer, commits the travel! Hot head in the footwork!
Hulk can't contain the drive! Ontdekkenning the de verborgen waarheid is more containable!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Hulk stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
Cut! Halftime. Kyrie Irving's jersey is completely drenched in sweat. Anecdote of the day: Kyrie Irving forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. Back to hostilities. Faces have changed in the locker room.
A pull-up jumper from Jalen Brunson sails wide! This respected competitor needs to regroup!
This big-name player Nikola Jokić stumbles! The fatigue is real after the allotted time!
Nikola Jokić coughs up the damn ball! Heavy feet strikes again at the buzzer!
Kyrie Irving drops the head after another miss! Limited stamina sapping the confidence!
This established star Stephen Curry shakes hands and moves on. In the end, heavy feet proved costly.
Stephen Curry sits on the floor in the hallway. Nikola Jokić sits down next to him. Nobody speaks. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
Speeldag 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
108-109 (V)
Nikola Jokić, this 7-footer, sets the tone immediately! Scary good handles from the jump!
Nikola Jokić converts a tough catch-and-shoot triple from way beyond the arc! Skill level: elite!
Nikola Jokić gambles for the steal and pays the price! Tendency to rush!
Nikola Jokić, this franchise guy, comes up empty! A bucket off target back to the basket!
Hulk takes over! Takeover mode, a wetenschapper seizing the hun laboratoriumnotitieboek!
Cut! Halftime. Nikola Jokić's jersey is completely drenched in sweat. Did you know Nikola Jokić started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
This jersey-selling name Nikola Jokić misses the free throws! Tendency to force bad shots at the line!
Jalen Brunson, this well-respected player, with the frustrated foul! Injury-prone body in tough moments!
Win or lose, Stephen Curry has earned respect tonight! This multi-time All-Star warrior spirit!
Kyrie Irving posts up and bricks it! Defense that's basically a suggestion in the final quarter!
Stephen Curry posts up past the media. This jersey-selling name not in the mood to talk.
Kyrie Irving walks in slow motion, arms dangling. Stephen Curry speeds up. Wants it to be over. Your commentator survived one game, four coffees, and a sandwich of questionable date. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Speeldag 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
119-74 (W)
Kyrie Irving, this multi-time All-Star, embraces the palpable tension! Game on!
Hulk, this all-around player, elevates for a monster euro-step!
Stephen Curry with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! Ridiculous creativity on that one!
Kyrie Irving launches and scores! A half-court heave! This all-around player is a problem!
This solid pro Jalen Brunson reads the play and intercepts! Brilliant anticipation!
Halftime! Kyrie Irving is limping slightly heading off the court. Small detail: Kyrie Irving wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
Nikola Jokić fires away the rock with flair and hits a bucket! Sensational!
This certified GOAT candidate Hulk adds another! This is a demolition job!
Stephen Curry steps back and pulls up at half court! Time? There's a full quarter left!
This certified bucket Nikola Jokić raises the arms in triumph! A slide across the hardwood! The crowd follows!
This hooper's hooper Jalen Brunson led from start to finish! Comprehensive win!
Kyrie Irving and Stephen Curry play rock-paper-scissors to decide who carries the ball. Kyrie Irving loses. Did you know that Stephen Curry practices wetenschapper on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Speeldag 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
123-77 (W)
Kyrie Irving, this solid build, announced to huge cheers! A hostile crowd!
A two-handed slam from Nikola Jokić back to the basket! That's a certified bucket-getter!
Stephen Curry lets fly the ball with precision! Assist from downtown! Floor general!
This league veteran Jalen Brunson with a picture-perfect reverse layup! The crowd goes wild!
Hulk defends the post! Sturdy as a wetenschapper braced for impact!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Jalen Brunson to massage his thighs. Word is Jalen Brunson sleeps with his basketball shoes on. I can't confirm it, but the source is reliable. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
Kyrie Irving, this bonafide star, operates from mid-range with a reverse layup! Clinic!
This guy with rings on every finger Hulk takes a bow! A fist pump toward the bench! This was clinical!
Nikola Jokić, this oversized freak, accidentally passes to the ref! Nice assist this jersey-selling name!
Kyrie Irving throws the finger guns at the crowd! A bench mob celebration after a finger roll!
Jalen Brunson, this all-around player, celebrates the win! A chest bump! What a game!
Nikola Jokić does a backflip. Well, he tries. Jalen Brunson applauds the effort. Your commentator broke his personal screaming record tonight. My throat is not thanking me. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
Speeldag 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
111-93 (W)
And we're underway! Jalen Brunson touches the pill first! This up-and-coming baller looks eager!
Hulk hits the mid-range! The sweet spot, just like the hun laboratoriumnotitieboek placement!
Nikola Jokić with the suffocating defense! This headliner is a wall out there!
Stephen Curry fades away into the lane and kicks out! Freakish explosiveness and great decision-making!
Jalen Brunson, this solid build, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! Eyes in the back of the head!
Halftime whistle! Hulk grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Rumor has it Hulk tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". Back on the floor, faces full of determination.
Jalen Brunson knocks down a two-handed slam from downtown! Ice in the veins!
This league veteran Jalen Brunson silences the hostile crowd! A boiling cauldron shifts!
Stephen Curry brings energy off the bench! This elite player infectious enthusiasm!
The stadium knows it! Nikola Jokić is special! This world-class player writing legacy!
It's over! Nikola Jokić delivers the goods! This jersey-selling name walks off a winner!
Kyrie Irving runs the full court high-fiving everyone. Hulk follows doing the wave alone. Final confession: I still don't know how to pronounce Kyrie Irving's name. Forgive me. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Speeldag 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
127-82 (W)
This all-time great Hulk comes out aggressive! Opens with a deep three off the pick and roll!
Jalen Brunson, this all-around player, carves up the defense for a free throw! Beautiful!
Stephen Curry with the touch pass! This headliner barely had the rock and found the man!
Jalen Brunson attacks from mid-range and finishes with an off-balance shot! Too good!
Jalen Brunson, this player making noise, clamps down on the star player! Natural-born leadership on the assignment!
Both teams head to the locker room. Kyrie Irving wipes his forehead with his jersey. True story: Kyrie Irving had his parking spot stolen by Los Angeles Nursing-Home's mascot. Still talks about it. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
Nikola Jokić, this top-tier talent, sinks a thunderous slam with surgical precision under the basket!
Stephen Curry, this tweener, makes it look like practice! Total domination!
Kyrie Irving dribbles off the foot and into the front row! This elite player oops!
Kyrie Irving points to the sky after a buzzer beater! This certified bucket in the zone!
That's the game! Kyrie Irving finishes with a monster performance! This max-contract guy victorious!
Hulk and Nikola Jokić act out a movie scene where they reunite in slow motion. The crowd is dying. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Speeldag 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
124-96 (W)
This reliable star Nikola Jokić gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Hulk turns the elbow into a workshop. A layup crafted with the hun laboratoriumnotitieboek!
Hulk channels all their wetenschapper intensity into a crucial offensive board!
Nikola Jokić picks apart the defense! Assist leads to a layup!
This multi-time All-Star Stephen Curry calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!
That's a cut. Jalen Brunson stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Small detail: Jalen Brunson wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
Jalen Brunson scores at will! An off-balance shot from way beyond the arc! This up-and-coming baller domination!
Kyrie Irving, this versatile guy, basks in a crowd fully behind them! This is home!
This established star Kyrie Irving celebrates the teammate's score! It's about the team!
This reliable star Nikola Jokić is the heartbeat of this team! An All-Star Game worthy play leadership!
Kyrie Irving daps up the opponent! Respect from this world-class player after the battle!
Nikola Jokić pretends to faint from happiness. Stephen Curry pretends to call 911. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
Speeldag 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
117-83 (W)
The arena welcomes Hulk! The wetenschapper with the de verborgen waarheid has arrived!
Jalen Brunson with an incredible free throw from downtown! Standing ovation!
Hulk times the pass perfectly! Timing of a wetenschapper with the hun laboratoriumnotitieboek!
Kyrie Irving with the decisive euro-step! Ridiculous creativity when it matters most!
Nikola Jokić, this tower, contests everything on the low block! Night-in night-out consistency on full display!
Halftime whistle. Kyrie Irving has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Locker room intel: Kyrie Irving has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. Back at it! The players jog toward center court.
An alley-oop from Stephen Curry! This world-class player reminding everyone why they're on top!
Nikola Jokić piles it on! A half-court heave extends the lead! No mercy tonight!
This up-and-coming baller Jalen Brunson passes to the opponent! Gift exchange in transition!
Stephen Curry blows a kiss to the fans! Cool as you like, a bench mob celebration!
Kyrie Irving, this established star, embraces the teammates! A salute to the fans! Sweet victory!
Stephen Curry and Kyrie Irving chest bump so hard they each fly back three meters. I learned backstage that Kyrie Irving also does wetenschapper on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
Speeldag 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
114-103 (W)
Jalen Brunson, this do-it-all player, takes the court! The incredible energy is electric!
Kyrie Irving, this All-Star caliber talent, drops a pull-up jumper from mid-range! Pure artistry!
Hulk recovers and blocks! That's the hustle of someone who works for a living!
Jalen Brunson, this combo guard, finds the trailer! An and-one off the assist, easy money!
Jalen Brunson blows past into the right spacing! Nerves of steel and elite court awareness!
Both teams head in. Hulk has a red mark on his cheek from an elbow. Anecdote of the day: Hulk forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Stephen Curry pulls up and drills a scoop layup! Can't teach that!
Deafening noise! Stephen Curry fades away and the building shakes!
Stephen Curry, this do-it-all player, sets the perfect screen! Night-in night-out consistency for the team!
The legend of Nikola Jokić grows! This guy everybody knows adding another chapter back to the basket!
This elite player Stephen Curry secures the win with an unmatched feel for the game! Another one in the bag!
Hulk drops to his knees and kisses the court. Stephen Curry pretends to gag. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Speeldag 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
96-106 (V)
Nikola Jokić lets fly with energy from the opening whistle! This All-Star caliber talent locked in!
Stephen Curry rushes a euro-step from downtown! Defense that's basically a suggestion creeping in!
This hooper's hooper Jalen Brunson commits the offensive foul! Turnover at the buzzer!
Stephen Curry, this all-around player, can't keep up with the speed! Tendency to force bad shots exposed!
This seasoned vet Jalen Brunson punishes the defense with a half-court heave facing the rim!
The locker room fills up. Kyrie Irving has already eaten three oranges. I've been told Kyrie Irving once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
Hulk stares in disbelief! The look of a wetenschapper who just lost everything!
Nikola Jokić misfires from the left corner! Even this headliner has off nights!
This franchise guy Kyrie Irving sets the back screen! Ridiculous creativity off-ball contribution!
Kyrie Irving misses from fatigue! This max-contract guy can't get the elevation on the low block!
Kyrie Irving had the chances but couldn't convert. This guy everybody knows left wanting.
Nikola Jokić takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Stephen Curry doesn't drink. Throat too tight. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. See you soon. In the meantime: 'Wipeout: IKEA on a Saturday.' Worse than the actual obstacles.
Speeldag 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
106-105 (W)
This established star Kyrie Irving comes out firing! A bank shot in the first minute!
Jalen Brunson reads the play and picks off the pass! Transition opportunity!
Nikola Jokić, this max-contract guy, sends the Spalding wide! The touch is off tonight!
Nikola Jokić, this oversized freak, showcases next-level basketball IQ with a gorgeous scoop layup!
This legit talent Jalen Brunson recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
Break. Nikola Jokić collapses on the locker room floor, arms spread wide. Small detail: Nikola Jokić wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
Nikola Jokić, this multi-time All-Star, orchestrates the last possession! A pull-up jumper! Perfection!
This jersey-selling name Nikola Jokić comes up with a massive steal! Transition time!
The fans sense it coming! The energy is building as Stephen Curry gets hot!
This guy everybody knows Nikola Jokić with nerves of steel! A step-back three when it matters most!
Jalen Brunson walks off the palace of hoops victorious! This solid pro owns this moment!
Jalen Brunson and Stephen Curry lap the court arm in arm, singing. Off-key. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
Speeldag 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
103-108 (V)
Stephen Curry takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Hulk finishes through contact! Built tough from handling the hun laboratoriumnotitieboek!
Hulk bites on the fake! Fooled like a wetenschapper by counterfeit the de verborgen waarheid!
Kyrie Irving, this jersey-selling name, can't convert the fast break! Wasted opportunity!
This top-tier talent Nikola Jokić draws the charge! Momentum swinging in transition!
Into the tunnel. Hulk grabs a banana on the way and devours it. They say Hulk eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. Second half! The crowd is on its feet, and so are the players.
This established star Kyrie Irving with the clutch-time breakdown! Tendency to rush on full display!
Hulk is visibly upset! Upset as a wetenschapper when the de verborgen waarheid goes sideways!
Nikola Jokić is writing the story tonight! This elite player with a floater at the top of the key!
Stephen Curry can't convert in the second half! This max-contract guy shrinks in the moment!
This established star Stephen Curry stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this established star wanted.
Stephen Curry taps the tunnel wall as if trying to pass through it. Nikola Jokić walks through the door without pushing it. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
Speeldag 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
103-105 (V)
Hulk lands the first sky hook! First blood! The wetenschapper strikes first!
This franchise guy Nikola Jokić converts from mid-range! A scoop layup right on cue!
This headliner Nikola Jokić bites on the fake! Beaten at the top of the key!
Hulk launches from deep and misses! A wetenschapper's range doesn't apply here!
This established star Kyrie Irving rallies the troops! The team feeds off freakish explosiveness!
The players head to the locker room. Kyrie Irving is sweating like a racehorse. Did you know? Kyrie Irving launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
Jalen Brunson with the ill-advised pass in crunch time! Intercepted!
This generational talent Hulk shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
This big-name player Kyrie Irving channels the inner champion! A gym-rat work ethic at its peak!
Stephen Curry crosses over into a dead end! Sometimes predictable game in late-game situations!
Hulk gave it everything! Everything a wetenschapper has, left on the court!
Hulk turns back to look at the court one last time. Jalen Brunson doesn't turn around. I got a text from Hulk after the game. Just kidding. Nobody texts me. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
Speeldag 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
91-116 (V)
Tip-off! Jalen Brunson gets us started! Let's go!
Nikola Jokić, this beanpole, gets the look driving to the hoop but the lid's on the rim!
Hulk loses the basketball in traffic! This all-time great can't afford that!
Kyrie Irving gets crossed over! This established star left frozen facing the rim!
Kyrie Irving penetrates and fires a euro-step! This smooth operator lighting it up!
The players disappear. Stephen Curry has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. Little scoop: Stephen Curry logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Hulk mouths off in the dying seconds! A wetenschapper venting about the de verborgen waarheid!
Stephen Curry can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this bonafide star!
This certified bucket Nikola Jokić switches defensive assignments on the fly! Scary good handles!
Kyrie Irving, this swiss-army-knife type, with tired legs under the basket! Limited stamina slowing this All-Star caliber talent down!
Nikola Jokić, this giant, hangs the head. Tough loss despite that dawg mentality effort.
Hulk takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Nikola Jokić doesn't drink. Throat too tight. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Speeldag 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
82-109 (V)
Game time! Kyrie Irving and this big-name player ready to put on a show at the temple of basketball!
Hulk with the contested catch-and-shoot triple at the buzzer! No good! Bad selection!
Hulk trips up in the restricted area! A wetenschapper never trips at work... Right?
Jalen Brunson lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this next-level player fooled!
Nikola Jokić, this mammoth, overpowers for a layup! Size matters!
Into the tunnel. Jalen Brunson grabs a banana on the way and devours it. Did you know? Jalen Brunson once signed an autograph for a referee. During the game. Mid free-throw. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Hulk argues with the ref! The same passion they bring to ontdekkenning the de verborgen waarheid!
Nikola Jokić with a rough catch-and-shoot triple on the low block! Ego the size of Texas at the worst time!
Kyrie Irving, this combo guard, uses the jab step to freeze the defender! Crafty!
Kyrie Irving, this tweener, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
Stephen Curry reflects on what could have been. Heavy feet the difference tonight.
Jalen Brunson lets out a nervous laugh that sends chills down your spine. Kyrie Irving decides not to comment. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
My Team ends the season #9 with a 8W-7L record. Season MVP: Nikola Jokić.
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