vincere e vinceremo — basketball_team 🇮🇹
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| # | Team | V | S | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 7 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Denver Horse-Track | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Miami Heart-Attack | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | vincere e vinceremo | 0 | 15 | 0 |
Pre-stagione
Buckle up, pull your visor down, and clench everything you've got because tonight we are NOT talking about some pickup game at the park. Hell no. We're talking about an arena shaking so hard the neighbors called the cops three times before tip-off. We're talking about a franchise built on decades of sweat, tears, heart-stopping buzzer-beaters, and Draft picks so bold that half the league thought they'd lost their minds. And yet, here they are, back and hungrier than ever. Ladies and gentlemen... Vincere e vinceremo! Listen, I've watched hundreds of players come and go in my broadcasting career, but LeBron James is something else entirely. He's the kind of player who makes you jump out of your chair and scream "OH SHIT" at your TV without even realizing it. Standing at 206 cm, a wingspan like a pterodactyl, and a killer instinct that even the coaches can't explain. This man feels the game. He knows where the ball is going to land before the shot even leaves the hand. He reads passes like he's reading minds. At this level, it's not basketball anymore, it's straight-up sorcery. His teammate told me something last week that gave me chills. He said: "When he's silent in the locker room before a game, I know we're about to destroy everybody." The man doesn't talk, he executes. He doesn't celebrate, he absorbs. And when the buzzer is approaching and the score is tight, everybody knows. The teammates, the opponents, the refs, the guy selling nachos on the upper deck. Everybody knows the ball is ending up in his hands. And it's ending up in the basket. Attention, things are about to get serious. Actually no, things are about to go completely off the rails. The front office signed Jesus Christ. The man is a messia. Yes, you heard that right. A messia. On a basketball court. With bare hands in his gym bag and zero understanding of what a pick-and-roll is. The coach says it's a "bet on raw athleticism" but between us, I'm pretty sure he lost a poker bet. Jesus Christ had his first practice yesterday and asked if the free throw line was home plate. The teammates are dying laughing, the fans don't know whether to cry or applaud, and the GM was spotted updating his resume on LinkedIn. Financially, we're in no man's land. Not poor, not rich. The kind of team that eyes the trade deadline with longing but knows it can only afford the appetizer, not the full meal. They've built a solid core through smart Draft picks and savvy free agent signings, but don't ask them to compete with the big dogs. Their weapon? Chemistry. And a coach who turns lead into gold. Well, bronze. Okay, silver on a good day.
Giornata 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
88-124 (S)
Mewtwo checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!
Mewtwo can't buy a bucket! Another miss back to the basket! Frustrating!
Walter White, this all-around player, commits the travel! Tendency to rush in the footwork!
Giuseppe Garibaldi turns the head and loses the man! This undisputed superstar napping defensively!
Jesus Christ, this certified GOAT candidate, yells at the coaching staff! Ego the size of Texas causing friction!
Halftime! Mewtwo checks his stats on the board and winces. Fun fact: Mewtwo got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
This surprise package Mewtwo rattles it out! So close yet so far driving to the hoop!
Giuseppe Garibaldi, this generational talent, making mistakes from exhaustion! The body is failing!
Giuseppe Garibaldi coughs it up! A militare's grip doesn't work on the basketball!
This all-time great Jesus Christ shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
Mewtwo sits on the bench post-game! Sitting like an astrologo after the la loro mappa stellare broke!
LeBron James unclasps his chain and squeezes it in his fist. Mewtwo runs a hand down his face. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Giornata 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
98-105 (S)
Jesus Christ announces themselves! The messia has arrived and the building knows it!
This hall-of-fame lock Jesus Christ puts up a two-handed slam but it won't fall! Off night!
LeBron James with the lazy pass! Limited stamina leading to easy points!
This hidden prospect Mewtwo bites on the fake! Beaten along the baseline!
LeBron James, this 7-footer, glides in the paint for a silky scoop layup!
Finally a breather. Mewtwo has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Small detail: Mewtwo whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. The players charge out of the tunnel. Smells like a comeback.
This all-time great LeBron James fouls hard out of frustration! Sometimes predictable game showing!
Walter White shoots but the shot rims out! Hot head rears its ugly head!
LeBron James launches with purpose every possession! This generational talent chess master!
LeBron James goes to work but the legs won't cooperate! Limited stamina catching up!
Jesus Christ spins to the tunnel in disappointment. This potential GOAT will learn from this.
Walter White pulls his cap down over his eyes. Jesus Christ doesn't have a cap, and it shows. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Giornata 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
83-128 (S)
LeBron James explodes onto the floor! The crowd roars for this basketball god!
LeBron James forces an off-balance shot along the baseline! This undisputed superstar trying too hard!
Giuseppe Garibaldi with the backcourt violation! This global icon under too much pressure!
Giuseppe Garibaldi bites on the pump fake! This global icon sent flying facing the rim!
Giuseppe Garibaldi throws their hands up! Like a militare when the il loro fucile di servizio breaks!
End of the first act. Mewtwo is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Did you know Mewtwo entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
A layup attempt by Giuseppe Garibaldi falls short! Lack of consistency in the legs!
Giuseppe Garibaldi plays through exhaustion! The endurance of difendering the la prima linea daily!
Jesus Christ dribbles it off their foot! Their bare hands would never betray a messia like that!
Giuseppe Garibaldi kicks the air! The frustration of a militare who knows they can do better!
Giuseppe Garibaldi leaves the floor quietly! Quiet as a militare after the la prima linea setback!
LeBron James lets out a nervous laugh that sends chills down your spine. Mewtwo decides not to comment. I learned tonight that LeBron James used to be an astrologo. That explains the unique running style. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Giornata 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
87-123 (S)
Giuseppe Garibaldi looks dialed in from the start! Next-level basketball IQ preparation showing!
Jesus Christ gets blocked! Rejected harder than a messia's worst day on the job!
Walter White, this versatile guy, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted from mid-range!
Walter White, this do-it-all player, lets the shooter get free from the left corner! Costly lapse!
LeBron James dribbles the towel! This absolute legend showing defense that's basically a suggestion!
Halftime. Walter White's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Intel: Walter White asked Philadelphia Injury-Report for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Mewtwo rattles in and out! The il destino cosmico never teases an astrologo like that!
Giuseppe Garibaldi soldiers on! The soldier who difenderes the la prima linea with the il loro fucile di servizio!
Giuseppe Garibaldi explodes carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
Giuseppe Garibaldi, this all-around player, sits down hard on the bench! Limited stamina written all over his face!
Giuseppe Garibaldi walks off in defeat! Even a militare's skills couldn't save tonight!
LeBron James avoids the cameras like the plague. Mewtwo gets caught. Just says 'we'll be better'. My evening? A microphone, cold coffee, and the greatest show on earth. What more could you ask for. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.
Giornata 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
95-107 (S)
Giuseppe Garibaldi comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the militare means business!
This player nobody saw coming Mewtwo shanks a reverse layup at the buzzer! That's uncharacteristic!
Mewtwo with the careless pass! Indovinaring the il destino cosmico with more care, please!
Mewtwo can't contain the drive! Indovinaring the il destino cosmico is more containable!
LeBron James, this hall-of-fame lock, knifes through for a pull-up jumper driving to the hoop! Wow!
End of the first act. Mewtwo is puffing like a steam engine heading back. They say Mewtwo eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
Mewtwo tugs at their jersey! Frustrated, but the astrologo will bounce back!
Giuseppe Garibaldi, this swiss-army-knife type, can't get a bank shot to drop! Cold as ice tonight!
Mewtwo, this surprise package, orchestrates the delay game! A killer instinct in action!
LeBron James is cramping up! This hall-of-fame lock trying to shake it off! Heavy feet!
Giuseppe Garibaldi spins past the media. This generational talent not in the mood to talk.
LeBron James has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. Mewtwo has aged ten years in forty minutes. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Mewtwo. Thanks for watching. Coming up: '48 Hours: The Secret Life of Roundabouts.' Essential viewing.
Giornata 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
97-113 (S)
Giuseppe Garibaldi sets the tone early! The militare came to play tonight!
LeBron James with the contested reverse layup from mid-range! No good! Bad selection!
This unknown gem Mewtwo loses concentration and the ball with it!
LeBron James, this walking skyscraper, gets blown by on the perimeter! Injury-prone body in the legs!
Walter White pours it in! A chimico who never wastes anything never wastes a shot!
Halftime! LeBron James walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Anecdote: LeBron James slipped on a banana peel during practice. The videos leaked. The internet never forgets. Back on the floor, faces full of determination.
Walter White, this next-level player, barks at the teammate! Shaky emotions under pressure taking over!
A euro-step from LeBron James sails wide! This once-in-a-lifetime player needs to regroup!
Walter White calls the audible! Adapting on the fly, that's chimico mentality!
Giuseppe Garibaldi barely gets back on defense! Moving like a militare on a Friday afternoon!
Giuseppe Garibaldi consoles teammates! The heart of a militare in that moment!
Walter White taps the tunnel wall as if trying to pass through it. Jesus Christ walks through the door without pushing it. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
Giornata 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
93-116 (S)
This global icon LeBron James gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Jesus Christ fires and misses from way beyond the arc. Should have stuck with the game!
Mewtwo drives into a trap! Hot head when reading the defense!
Jesus Christ fouls trying to recover! Desperate as a messia chasing the game!
Giuseppe Garibaldi applies the same technique to the rock as to the la prima linea. A fadeaway jumper from way beyond the arc!
That's a wrap for now. Jesus Christ dives into the tunnel. Little secret: Jesus Christ listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. The hardwood awaits. Here we go for the second half.
This potential GOAT Giuseppe Garibaldi hangs the head after the miss! Deflated at half court!
This household name LeBron James whiffs on a fadeaway jumper! The crowd groans!
Giuseppe Garibaldi, this basketball god, manipulates the defense with the eyes! A killer instinct!
Walter White is running on fumes! The chimico tank is completely empty!
Walter White refuses to make excuses! A chimico owns the il nuovo composto failures too!
Giuseppe Garibaldi watches the crowd file out in silence. Mewtwo prefers not to look. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Giornata 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
88-132 (S)
Giuseppe Garibaldi lands the first two-handed slam! First blood! The militare strikes first!
LeBron James, this absolute unit, wastes a golden chance with a wild buzzer beater!
LeBron James with a wild pass that sails out! This first-ballot legend giving it away!
This potential GOAT Jesus Christ can't recover! Scored on at half court! Hot head!
Mewtwo pounds the scorer's table! Frustrated! The astrologo in them is showing!
Intermission. Giuseppe Garibaldi dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Fun fact: Giuseppe Garibaldi failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
Mewtwo gets a clean look but defense that's basically a suggestion costs the bucket!
Mewtwo grabs the jersey for air! Needs more air than the la loro mappa stellare in the workshop!
Jesus Christ throws it away! A pass worse than a messia tossing the game!
Mewtwo glares at the scoreboard! This total unknown not happy with the situation!
Giuseppe Garibaldi wipes a tear! A militare who poured everything into the effort!
Giuseppe Garibaldi and Jesus Christ walk side by side without looking at each other. The silence is deafening. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Giornata 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
92-107 (S)
Walter White wins the opening tip! Tipping off with chimico energy!
Giuseppe Garibaldi attacks but overcooks it! Occasional mental lapses showing up again!
Sloppy handling by Mewtwo! Indovinaring the il destino cosmico is done with more finesse!
Jesus Christ can't stay in front! Competing the game doesn't build lateral quickness!
Walter White hits the triple! Three buckets, three cheers for this chimico turned baller!
Into the tunnel. Walter White grabs a banana on the way and devours it. Anecdote: Walter White threw up before his first pro game. No more pre-game burgers ever since. Back to hostilities. Faces have changed in the locker room.
This generational talent Giuseppe Garibaldi gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Giuseppe Garibaldi clanks it off the rim! That sounded like the il loro fucile di servizio hitting the la prima linea!
LeBron James, this generational talent, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
LeBron James, this potential GOAT, is dragging! The 4 periods of 12 minutes minutes taking their toll!
Jesus Christ walks off in silence. This undisputed superstar gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Jesus Christ sits on the floor in the hallway. Giuseppe Garibaldi sits down next to him. Nobody speaks. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Giornata 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
80-125 (S)
Mewtwo, this versatile guy, sets the tone immediately! A killer instinct from the jump!
LeBron James takes a tough bank shot and it doesn't go! Lack of consistency in shot selection!
Giuseppe Garibaldi loses the pill! A militare would never be this careless!
Giuseppe Garibaldi bites on the fake! Fooled like a militare by counterfeit the la prima linea!
LeBron James storms to the bench! This undisputed superstar is visibly upset!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! Jesus Christ walks head down toward the tunnel. Locker room anecdote: Jesus Christ talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
Mewtwo, this do-it-all player, loses the handle and the opportunity! Defense that's basically a suggestion!
Giuseppe Garibaldi bends over during the dead ball! This guy with rings on every finger gathering what's left!
Jesus Christ, this smooth operator, fumbles the entry pass from way beyond the arc!
Giuseppe Garibaldi mutters to himself walking back! This potential GOAT fighting inner demons!
Walter White gave it everything! Everything a chimico has, left on the court!
Giuseppe Garibaldi closes his eyes walking out. Walter White keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
Giornata 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
85-119 (S)
This rising star Mewtwo catches the damn ball early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Walter White launches and misses! The leather isn't the il nuovo composto, and it shows!
Jesus Christ forces the pass! Forcing their bare hands where it doesn't fit!
Giuseppe Garibaldi gets burned on the drive! Hot head in lateral movement!
This living legend Giuseppe Garibaldi throws an elbow in frustration! Tendency to force bad shots on full display!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! Walter White walks head down toward the tunnel. Juicy anecdote: Walter White was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Mewtwo gets the friendly rim but no luck! Even the astrologo touch can't save that one!
Giuseppe Garibaldi, this swiss-army-knife type, laboring up and down! Heavy feet draining the energy!
Walter White pulls up into a dead end at the buzzer! Turnover! Tendency to force bad shots!
LeBron James pulls up and kicks the stanchion! This all-time great losing composure!
Jesus Christ sits alone on the bench. This potential GOAT processing the defeat.
Mewtwo mutters while walking out. Jesus Christ watches from the corner of his eye, worried. I learned backstage that Jesus Christ also does astrologo on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
Giornata 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
103-117 (S)
Giuseppe Garibaldi, this potential GOAT, draws first blood! A thunderous slam to start!
LeBron James, this tower, bobbles the ball and the chance evaporates in transition!
Giuseppe Garibaldi, this solid build, gets called for the carry! Sometimes predictable game in ball-handling!
Walter White loses the screen battle! Limited stamina around the picks!
Mewtwo dishes and scores! Those astrologo hands work wonders with the Spalding!
Intermission. Jesus Christ dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Intel: Jesus Christ asked Cleveland Twin-Towers for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.
Mewtwo mouths off and picks up a T! Ego the size of Texas taking over!
Off the mark for Mewtwo! Great astrologo, not so great at basketball tonight!
Walter White sets the screen at the perfect angle! This guy with a proven track record cerebral play!
Walter White is running on pure willpower! This next-level player refusing to quit!
This once-in-a-lifetime player LeBron James leaves the venue with head held high. Fought to the end.
Mewtwo walks toward the tunnel without a word. Walter White stares at the scoreboard as if it might change. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'
Giornata 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
73-118 (S)
Mewtwo huddles with the team! Huddling up, the astrologo strategizes!
Walter White forces up an off-balance shot over the defense! Ego the size of Texas! Bad decision!
Giuseppe Garibaldi commits the live-ball turnover! The il loro fucile di servizio would be ashamed!
Giuseppe Garibaldi reacts too late to rotate! Injury-prone body on the help side!
Walter White gets a technical for complaining! Tendency to rush on full display!
Cut! Halftime. Walter White's jersey is completely drenched in sweat. Small detail: Walter White whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. Back for seconds. The court is shining, and so are the players.
Giuseppe Garibaldi fires a deep three at half court but can't connect! Injury-prone body showing!
This franchise cornerstone LeBron James has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This hall-of-fame lock Giuseppe Garibaldi dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
Jesus Christ mouths off at with seconds left on the clock! A messia venting about the game!
This absolute legend Giuseppe Garibaldi congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this absolute legend.
Mewtwo punches his locker when he gets to the locker room. Giuseppe Garibaldi slides down the wall to the floor. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Giornata 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
82-110 (S)
This player on the come-up Walter White comes out firing! A finger roll in the first minute!
Mewtwo, this solid build, gets the look at the buzzer but the lid's on the rim!
Jesus Christ turns it over in the high post! Butterfingers from this messia!
Jesus Christ gives up the back door! Heavy feet when overplaying!
Jesus Christ finishes with style! Years of competing the game built those hands!
Break. LeBron James collapses next to the vending machine. Juicy intel: LeBron James turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Mewtwo stares in disbelief! The look of an astrologo who just lost everything!
This hall-of-fame lock Jesus Christ with a rare miss driving to the hoop! Even the best stumble!
LeBron James launches the ball out of the trap! Insane court vision under pressure!
Jesus Christ asks for the ball to slow the pace! This potential GOAT needs air!
Jesus Christ packs up and heads out! Packing their bare hands, unpacking emotions!
Giuseppe Garibaldi hurls his mouthguard into the trash. Walter White keeps his in, chewing on the frustration. Tonight I learned Giuseppe Garibaldi used to be an astrologo before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Giornata 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
87-132 (S)
Walter White starts in the slasher! Playing the slasher way a chimico plays with the il loro becher di vetro!
Mewtwo can't score in the closing moments! This astrologo is way off tonight!
Giuseppe Garibaldi throws it out of bounds! Like launching the il loro fucile di servizio into the void!
Giuseppe Garibaldi overcommits and gets beat! Lack of consistency when reading the play!
This absolute legend LeBron James can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Mewtwo asks for an ice pack. Did you know Mewtwo once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
Giuseppe Garibaldi can't buy a shot! Wouldn't happen with the la prima linea, a militare always hits!
Walter White finds a second wind! The chimico engine roars back to life!
This potential GOAT LeBron James commits the 5-second violation! Clock management defense that's basically a suggestion!
Jesus Christ slams the leather in frustration! Tendency to force bad shots on full display!
Jesus Christ hangs their head! A messia who gave everything they had!
Jesus Christ's eyes are glassy. LeBron James mumbles 'we'll get them next time' without believing it. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
vincere e vinceremo finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: LeBron James.
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