Mi quinteto ideal — basketball_team 🇪🇸
5 miembros · TeamBranch
Diario de temporada
Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | New York Over-Timers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 7 | Denver Horse-Track | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | My Team | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pretemporada
Let's not beat around the bush: tonight is going to be one hell of a show. The arena is packed, the air is unbreathable with tension, and the lights just went out for the pregame laser show. We're talking about a franchise that has weathered every storm: lockouts, star injuries, catastrophic trades, rebuilds that never seemed to end. And they're still here, standing tall, with the same fire in their belly. This club is a survivor. And when survivors bite, they don't let go. The team with no name, baby! Okay, we need to talk about the monster. Because there are players, and then there's LeBron James. It's not the same category, it's not even the same damn sport. Standing at 206 cm, with footwork like a ballet dancer and a jumper purer than spring water. The kind of guy who drops 35 in three quarters, sits down on the bench in the fourth because he's bored, and pulls out his phone to check his stats on the Jumbotron. He's not a player, he's a statistical anomaly. You want to know the difference between a good player and a damn franchise player? It's the fourth quarter. When the legs are burning, when the lungs are begging for mercy, when the scoreboard is taunting you with a tight score, that's when he lights up. Like a diesel engine finally hitting its temperature. The first three quarters are the warm-up. The fourth quarter is his hunting ground. And the prey? It's the teams that thought they had a chance. And here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the cherry on top, the plot twist nobody saw coming: the coach recruited Michael Scofield. An ingeniero. To play professional basketball. I'll repeat for the people in the back: an ingeniero, with su regla de cálculo, on an NBA hardwood. The guy showed up at his first practice asking where the locker rooms were... And went the wrong way. Twice. But the coach swears on everything holy that Michael Scofield has "something." We don't know what exactly, but he has "something." In the meantime, the guy runs around like a headless chicken, confuses la estructura imposible with the basketball, and has already racked up three technical fouls for trying to negotiate with the referee. The budget is starting to look sexy. They're over the cap, the owner is coughing up some luxury tax, and the roster has some swagger. There's experience, talent, and that little extra something that makes opponents take you seriously. It's not superteam territory yet, but damn, we're not in the gutter anymore either. The GM built a smart roster with guys who complement each other well. The kind of team that can wreak havoc in the playoffs if the stars align.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
87-131 (D)
LeBron James opens with a euro-step! This franchise cornerstone making an early statement!
The rim rejects Michael Scofield! The rim says no! Even an ingeniero gets rejected sometimes!
This basketball god Hulk with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Hulk caught flat-footed! Standing still, the científico reflexes took a nap!
LeBron James, this undisputed superstar, barks at the teammate! Defense that's basically a suggestion taking over!
Halftime. The doctor examines Hulk's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Fun fact: Hulk blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
LeBron James, this giant, gets stuffed trying an off-balance shot! Denied!
Spider-Man bends over, hands on knees! Exhausted like a superhéroe after their bare hands overtime!
Spider-Man throws it away! A pass worse than a superhéroe tossing the game!
Michael Scofield mouths off and picks up a T! Ego the size of Texas taking over!
Spider-Man packs up and heads out! Packing their bare hands, unpacking emotions!
Spider-Man isolates in a corner, back against the wall. Michael Scofield tries to talk. He raises a hand to say no. My evening? A microphone, cold coffee, and the greatest show on earth. What more could you ask for. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
105-103 (V)
This guy with rings on every finger Michael Jordan comes out aggressive! Opens with a free throw driving to the hoop!
LeBron James draws the offensive foul! Smart play, great positioning!
LeBron James, this undisputed superstar, sends the orange wide! The touch is off tonight!
This absolute legend Michael Jordan with a picture-perfect devastating dunk! The crowd goes wild!
LeBron James pulls up with purpose every possession! This living legend chess master!
Break. Michael Scofield's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Anecdote: Michael Scofield once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Michael Scofield with the clutch assist! Always finds the open man, this ingeniero!
Michael Scofield makes the stop! Stopping power of an ingeniero in full force!
This basketball god Hulk gets the crowd into it! A hostile crowd at fever pitch!
Spider-Man draws the foul at the jump ball! Smart as a superhéroe outsmarting the game!
Hulk wraps up with a double-double! Double duty: the su cuaderno de laboratorio and the Spalding!
Spider-Man moonwalks across the hardwood. Michael Scofield attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
124-94 (V)
This once-in-a-lifetime player Spider-Man opens the scoring! A floater! Early advantage!
Hulk, this combo guard, overpowers for a bank shot! Size matters!
Spider-Man rotates perfectly for the monster swat! Eyes in the back of the head on full display!
LeBron James steps back and dishes! Gorgeous feed in the paint! Iron discipline!
This player on the come-up Michael Scofield calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!
That's a wrap for now. LeBron James dives into the tunnel. Did you know LeBron James entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. Both teams retake the hardwood. Everything is still up for grabs.
This living legend LeBron James goes to work under the basket! A double-clutch layup drops beautifully!
A crowd fully behind them as LeBron James, this absolute unit, is introduced! Goosebumps!
Hulk communicates on the switch! Clear as a científico's directions!
This will be talked about for years! Michael Jordan with a half-court heave! Iconic!
Hulk has the last say! Final word from a científico about the la verdad oculta!
Spider-Man moonwalks across the hardwood. Michael Jordan attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
101-107 (D)
LeBron James fires up the crowd to open the game! This all-time great starting strong!
Spider-Man with the off-balance catch-and-shoot triple! This global icon couldn't set the feet!
Michael Scofield with the backcourt violation! This name that's buzzing under too much pressure!
Michael Jordan falls asleep on the weak side! Ego the size of Texas exposed!
Michael Jordan scores at will! A devastating dunk at the buzzer! This basketball god domination!
Rest time. Michael Jordan isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Intel: Michael Jordan refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Spider-Man tugs at their jersey! Frustrated, but the superhéroe will bounce back!
This absolute legend Spider-Man whiffs on a deep three! The crowd groans!
LeBron James, this tower, exploits the mismatch along the baseline! Smart play!
Michael Jordan, this towering presence, with tired legs from way beyond the arc! Tendency to rush slowing this franchise cornerstone down!
This solid pro Michael Scofield tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Hulk hurls his mouthguard into the trash. Michael Scofield keeps his in, chewing on the frustration. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
101-119 (D)
Michael Jordan posts up with energy from the opening whistle! This first-ballot legend locked in!
Michael Jordan, this big fella, gets the look but can't convert from way beyond the arc!
Hulk, this versatile guy, gets the ball poked away! Ego the size of Texas when protecting the orange!
Michael Scofield bites on the pump fake! This next-level player sent flying from way beyond the arc!
Spider-Man applies the same technique to the rock as to the game. A free throw in the paint!
Both teams head to the locker room. Spider-Man wipes his forehead with his jersey. Quick anecdote about Spider-Man: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Spider-Man, this absolute legend, refuses to high-five! Tendency to rush hurting the chemistry!
LeBron James, this colossus, loses the handle and the opportunity! Limited stamina!
Hulk spaces the floor! Making room out there like a científico clears the workspace!
Michael Jordan, this 7-footer, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
Hulk, this all-around player, trudges off the hardwood. Lessons to take from this one.
LeBron James's brow is furrowed, lips pressed thin. Michael Scofield breathes through his nose, hard, steady, trying to calm down. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
95-108 (D)
Spider-Man dunks onto the floor! The crowd roars for this hall-of-fame lock!
Michael Jordan can't buy a bucket! Another miss off the pick and roll! Frustrating!
LeBron James loses the ball in traffic! This first-ballot legend can't afford that!
This absolute legend Michael Jordan picks up the cheap foul! Limited stamina showing!
Michael Jordan, this all-time great, drops a fadeaway jumper from the right corner! Pure artistry!
Break. Michael Scofield asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. True story: Michael Scofield walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Los Angeles Nursing-Home. Awkward. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
This all-time great LeBron James throws an elbow in frustration! Ego the size of Texas on full display!
Spider-Man misses the layup! Even the game would have gone in easier!
LeBron James sets the screen at the perfect angle! This global icon cerebral play!
This basketball god LeBron James has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
Michael Scofield walks off in defeat! Even an ingeniero's skills couldn't save tonight!
Michael Scofield refuses Los Angeles Nursing-Home's handshake. Michael Jordan offers a limp one with just his fingertips. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
112-109 (V)
Spider-Man wins the opening tip! Tipping off with superhéroe energy!
Hulk contests the shot! Reaching like a científico reaching for the la verdad oculta!
Michael Jordan misses the open look! This once-in-a-lifetime player can't believe it! Tendency to rush!
Michael Jordan, this once-in-a-lifetime player, knifes through for a double-clutch layup from downtown! Wow!
Spider-Man reads the defense like a book! Perfect play call from this superhéroe!
Halftime! Spider-Man has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Exclusive: Spider-Man was caught reading a philosophy book on the bench. It was Nietzsche. Play resumes! The coach set a few things straight in the locker room.
Spider-Man hits back-to-back shots! Rapid-fire like competing the game on repeat!
This established player Michael Scofield reads the play and intercepts! Brilliant anticipation!
LeBron James dunks in front of the home faithful! An electric crowd! Beautiful!
LeBron James pulls up for the game-tying pull-up jumper! At the last second! Unbelievable!
This all-time great Spider-Man is all smiles! The stats back up the brilliance!
Michael Scofield and LeBron James cradle the game ball like a baby. Michael Jordan takes a photo. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. That's a wrap! And now, the network's masterpiece: 'My Cat, My Battle.' Don't miss the finale.
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
92-109 (D)
LeBron James takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Spider-Man misses the free throw! Competing the game under pressure is easier!
This undisputed superstar LeBron James forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
Spider-Man gets posted up and scored on! This potential GOAT overpowered!
Spider-Man pulls up and drills a buzzer beater! Can't teach that!
The players head to the locker room. Michael Scofield is sweating like a racehorse. Did you know Michael Scofield once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Hulk vents at their teammates! The científico who vents about the la verdad oculta!
Michael Jordan with a rough bucket along the baseline! Sometimes predictable game at the worst time!
This franchise cornerstone Michael Jordan with the savvy veteran play! Natural-born leadership experience showing!
Hulk leans on their knees! Gassed, but the científico keeps going!
Despite the loss, Hulk held their own with the la verdad oculta! The científico fought!
Hulk refuses the coach's embrace. Michael Jordan accepts it but his body is stiff. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
109-101 (V)
Spider-Man locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a superhéroe who means business!
Spider-Man with the crafty bank shot! An off-the-charts basketball IQ on display!
Michael Jordan, this 7-footer, swats it into the third row! A ball recovery!
Michael Jordan with the hockey assist! That extra pass, beautiful basketball!
Spider-Man draws the double team! Attracting attention, the superhéroe is a magnet out there!
End of the first half. Hulk is beet red but still standing. Little secret: Hulk watches cat videos between quarters. Says it's relaxing. The hardwood awaits. Here we go for the second half.
This solid pro Michael Scofield with a vintage finger roll! The old magic is still there!
This first-ballot legend Michael Jordan silences the hostile crowd! A cathedral silence shifts!
Hulk goes to work the ball into the right hands! This global icon quarterback!
Win or lose, Michael Jordan has earned respect tonight! This hall-of-fame lock warrior spirit!
Spider-Man caps a perfect night! Clean as a superhéroe on their best day!
Michael Scofield and Michael Jordan pound their chests like gorillas. The coach pretends not to know them. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
96-129 (D)
Michael Scofield, this player on the come-up, embraces the standing ovation! Game on!
Michael Jordan rises up but overcooks it! Sometimes predictable game showing up again!
Michael Scofield loses the rock! An ingeniero would never be this careless!
LeBron James scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Defense that's basically a suggestion!
Michael Scofield scoops it up and in! The touch of an ingeniero with the la estructura imposible!
The players disappear into the tunnel. LeBron James asks for an ice pack. Little scoop: LeBron James collects Pokemon cards. That Charizard is worth more than his first contract. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
LeBron James storms to the bench! This absolute legend is visibly upset!
Spider-Man, this elusive guard, wastes a golden chance with a wild hook shot!
This guy with rings on every finger LeBron James recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
Michael Scofield, this legit talent, is dragging! The four quarters minutes taking their toll!
LeBron James walks off in silence. This generational talent gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Michael Scofield takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Michael Jordan doesn't drink. Throat too tight. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
93-107 (D)
The game begins and Hulk is ready! You can see unreal swagger written all over his face!
A scoop layup from LeBron James sails wide! This undisputed superstar needs to regroup!
Spider-Man dribbles it off their foot! Their bare hands would never betray a superhéroe like that!
Hulk bites on the fake! Fooled like a científico by counterfeit the la verdad oculta!
Michael Scofield spins and scores! Those ingeniero hands work wonders with the pill!
End of the first half. LeBron James is beet red but still standing. Anecdote: LeBron James once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Spider-Man can't hide the frustration! Their bare hands frustration meets the leather frustration!
This undisputed superstar Michael Jordan shanks a layup from the right corner! That's uncharacteristic!
Michael Scofield uses a triangle offense brilliantly! Strategy from construiring the la estructura imposible!
Spider-Man, this pint-sized baller, is drenched in sweat! Emptying the tank!
Spider-Man sits alone on the bench. This global icon processing the defeat.
LeBron James has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. Michael Jordan has aged ten years in forty minutes. I learned backstage that Michael Jordan also does ingeniero on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
87-131 (D)
Michael Jordan, this big fella, takes the court! The hostile crowd is electric!
Michael Jordan penetrates the orange awkwardly! The touch just isn't there for this franchise cornerstone!
Hulk double-dribbles! Descubrirring the la verdad oculta doesn't have that rule!
Michael Jordan, this beanpole, gets exploited in the switch! Limited stamina exposed in the mismatch!
LeBron James, this long boy, sits down hard on the bench! Heavy feet written all over his face!
Back to the locker room. Michael Jordan punches his locker. Fun fact: Michael Jordan blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. Back on the floor, faces full of determination.
Hulk attacks the Wilson into the front rim! That's frustrating for this all-time great!
LeBron James is gassed! This certified GOAT candidate bent over at half court! Defense that's basically a suggestion catching up!
This basketball god Hulk with turnover number points! Occasional mental lapses is piling up!
Spider-Man, this undersized spark plug, throws the hands up! Exasperated along the baseline!
Hulk refuses to make excuses! A científico owns the la verdad oculta failures too!
Michael Scofield shakes Michael Jordan's hand in silence. Not a word. Just a look that says it all. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
90-123 (D)
This potential GOAT LeBron James means business! Fast start from way beyond the arc!
LeBron James launches a buzzer beater and... Airball! Lack of consistency at its peak!
Spider-Man charges right into the defender! Turnover! Defense that's basically a suggestion when controlling pace!
Spider-Man overcommits and gets beat! Defense that's basically a suggestion when reading the play!
This hall-of-fame lock Hulk fouls hard out of frustration! Occasional mental lapses showing!
The players head to the locker room. Hulk is sweating like a racehorse. Little secret: Hulk listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
Hulk can't buy a bucket! Maybe the la verdad oculta would be easier to aim!
This certified GOAT candidate LeBron James can barely jump! The springs are gone back to the basket!
Spider-Man gets picked! A superhéroe getting the game stolen in broad daylight!
LeBron James slams the pill in frustration! Shaky emotions under pressure on full display!
This basketball god Michael Jordan stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this basketball god wanted.
Michael Scofield sits down on the hardwood, head on his knees. Spider-Man puts a hand on his shoulder without saying a word. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
82-123 (D)
Michael Jordan, this once-in-a-lifetime player, draws first blood! A bank shot to start!
This franchise cornerstone Michael Jordan throws up a prayer in the paint! Not answered!
Michael Jordan coughs up the ball! Shaky emotions under pressure strikes again along the baseline!
This undisputed superstar LeBron James misjudges the passing lane! Easy assist through!
This absolute legend Michael Jordan slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
Into the tunnel. Michael Jordan grabs a banana on the way and devours it. Locker room anecdote: Michael Jordan talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
Hulk attacks but the shot rims out! Tendency to force bad shots rears its ugly head!
This absolute legend Michael Jordan stumbles! The fatigue is real after the allotted time!
LeBron James, this tower, steps out of bounds with the basketball! Mental lapse!
Spider-Man stares in disbelief! The look of a superhéroe who just lost everything!
Michael Jordan, this undisputed superstar, takes the loss hard. Defense that's basically a suggestion at the wrong moments.
Hulk's eyes are red, jaw tight. Spider-Man apologizes to the coach, voice cracking. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
89-134 (D)
LeBron James launches into position! This once-in-a-lifetime player not wasting any time!
Spider-Man, this certified GOAT candidate, comes up empty! An and-one off target driving to the hoop!
This certified GOAT candidate LeBron James dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
Michael Scofield gets screened out! Stuck behind the su regla de cálculo like it's a wall!
This household name Michael Jordan hangs the head after the miss! Deflated from downtown!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! Hulk walks head down toward the tunnel. Fun fact: Hulk blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
Michael Jordan, this mammoth, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this guy with rings on every finger!
This household name LeBron James signals to the bench! Needs a blow! Lack of consistency!
Hulk, this smooth operator, commits the travel! Tendency to force bad shots in the footwork!
Spider-Man is visibly upset! Upset as a superhéroe when the game goes sideways!
Michael Jordan, this big fella, hangs the head. Tough loss despite that dawg mentality effort.
Spider-Man's brow is furrowed, lips pressed thin. LeBron James breathes through his nose, hard, steady, trying to calm down. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
My Team finishes #13 (4W-11L). Better luck next season! MVP: LeBron James.
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