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5 miembros · TeamBranch
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Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | New York Over-Timers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | My Team | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pretemporada
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Nikola Jokić on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 208 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
91-126 (D)
Tip-off! Will Clyburn gets us started! Let's go!
Kevin Punter forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Will Clyburn throws it into the stands! What was that from this total unknown!
Juancho Hernangómez reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Juancho Hernangómez mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Will Clyburn grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Will Clyburn started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Ricky Rubio misfires from the left corner! This name that's buzzing searching for answers!
This name that's buzzing Juancho Hernangómez has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This name that's buzzing Juancho Hernangómez with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Ricky Rubio storms to the bench! This player on the come-up is visibly upset!
Juancho Hernangómez reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Will Clyburn's gaze is cold, distant. Kevin Punter's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
133-91 (V)
Kevin Punter, this surprise package, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Ricky Rubio goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This solid pro is relentless!
Will Clyburn with the bounce pass! This surprise package threading it perfectly!
This next-level player Ricky Rubio with a cold-blooded double-clutch layup! No conscience!
Ricky Rubio anticipates the cut and deflects the Wilson! This player making noise reading minds!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Ricky Rubio asks for an ice pack. Anecdote: Ricky Rubio fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Ricky Rubio with the tough sky hook through contact! This up-and-coming baller won't be denied!
Ricky Rubio, this swiss-army-knife type, caps off a dominant performance! Ridiculous creativity from start to finish!
This newcomer Will Clyburn celebrates too early! A sky hook didn't count! Awkward!
This newcomer Will Clyburn holds up three fingers! A bench mob celebration after the triple!
Nikola Jokić, this world-class player, embraces the teammates! A primal scream! Sweet victory!
Ricky Rubio moonwalks across the hardwood. Kevin Punter attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
122-91 (V)
Nikola Jokić, this established star, embraces the wild stands! Game on!
A bank shot from Ricky Rubio! This respected competitor is putting on a show tonight!
Kevin Punter a ball recovery with authority! This tweener protecting the paint!
This player nobody saw coming Will Clyburn with the behind-the-back dish! Highlight-reel pass!
Juancho Hernangómez, this seasoned vet, manages the clock beautifully in the first half!
Halftime. Ricky Rubio wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Fun fact: Ricky Rubio blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
An and-one from Will Clyburn! That's a killer instinct at the highest level!
Listen to that roar! Juancho Hernangómez pulls up and the place explodes!
Juancho Hernangómez, this up-and-coming baller, runs the play exactly as drawn! Execution!
Kevin Punter leaves it all on the floor! This raw talent with an off-the-charts basketball IQ effort!
Nikola Jokić launches into the tunnel with the W! This max-contract guy all smiles!
Kevin Punter points both hands at the sky. Will Clyburn points at Kevin Punter. Juancho Hernangómez points at the exit. I learned backstage that Will Clyburn also does volunteer firefighter on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
135-89 (V)
Nikola Jokić rises up into position! This elite player not wasting any time!
This total unknown Will Clyburn finishes with authority! A thunderous slam off the pick and roll!
Will Clyburn goes to work and dishes! Gorgeous feed off the pick and roll! Unreal swagger!
Will Clyburn dribbles the ball with purpose! An off-balance shot! This raw talent means business!
Juancho Hernangómez with the huge flawless defensive rotation at the top of the key! This player making noise says no!
The players head to the locker room. Ricky Rubio is sweating like a racehorse. True story: Ricky Rubio walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Philadelphia Injury-Report. Awkward. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
Will Clyburn scores at will! A free throw from mid-range! This hidden prospect domination!
Ricky Rubio fades away with confidence! The game is well in hand for this hooper's hooper!
This name that's buzzing Juancho Hernangómez calls for the rock but trips over the baseline! Comedy gold!
Kevin Punter pulls up to center court! A raised fist! This unknown gem owns the moment!
That's the game! Kevin Punter finishes with a monster performance! This potential breakout star victorious!
Juancho Hernangómez pretends to plant a flag at center court. Nikola Jokić stands at attention. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
108-104 (V)
Kevin Punter, this swiss-army-knife type, announced to huge cheers! A Playoff atmosphere!
Will Clyburn a defensive rebound and starts the fast break! Defense wins championships!
Juancho Hernangómez with a wild attempt! This respected competitor not finding the range tonight!
A free throw from Juancho Hernangómez! This player on the come-up reminding everyone why they're on top!
Kevin Punter, this dude out of nowhere, orchestrates the delay game! Iron discipline in action!
That's a cut. Ricky Rubio stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. The staff told me Ricky Rubio sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
Kevin Punter pulls up past everyone in the extra period! A finger roll! Legendary!
This name that's buzzing Ricky Rubio forces the bad pass! Freakish explosiveness creating turnovers!
Will Clyburn takes off and the noise is deafening! A boiling cauldron! Wow!
Ricky Rubio with the gutsy and-one driving to the hoop! Night-in night-out consistency on full display!
This solid pro Ricky Rubio secures the win with night-in night-out consistency! Another one in the bag!
Kevin Punter rips the net off the rim. Ricky Rubio wraps it around his neck like a scarf. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
115-79 (V)
Kevin Punter fires up the crowd to open the game! This rising star starting strong!
Juancho Hernangómez, this player on the come-up, threads the needle for a double-clutch layup from the left corner!
This world-class player Nikola Jokić with assist number lengths ahead! A killer instinct on display!
Juancho Hernangómez, this player making noise, knifes through for a buzzer-beater along the baseline! Wow!
Nikola Jokić strips the ball cleanly! Veteran move right there!
Halftime whistle! Will Clyburn slides down against the hallway wall. Physio's confession: Will Clyburn purrs when you massage his calves. Like a cat. A big cat. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Ricky Rubio, this respected competitor, drops a buzzer-beater from downtown! Pure artistry!
Kevin Punter even the deep bench is scoring! Complete team effort tonight!
Ricky Rubio, this swiss-army-knife type, tries the spin move and gets dizzy! This player on the come-up wobbling!
Nikola Jokić with the chest bump after the and-one! This guy everybody knows is fired up!
Nikola Jokić, this top-tier talent, soaks in the moment! Victory off the pick and roll! A fist pump toward the bench!
Nikola Jokić performs an absolutely ridiculous victory dance. Juancho Hernangómez imitates it. It's worse. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
98-99 (D)
Ricky Rubio fades away onto the floor! The crowd roars for this name that's buzzing!
Juancho Hernangómez penetrates past everyone for a devastating dunk! This beanpole on a mission!
This headliner Nikola Jokić commits the and-one foul! Shaky emotions under pressure in positioning!
Juancho Hernangómez gets a clean look but sometimes predictable game costs the bucket!
Kevin Punter steals and scores! This dude out of nowhere cutting the gap in the paint!
Rest time. Will Clyburn isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Fun fact: Will Clyburn blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
Ricky Rubio spins into a dead end! Hot head in late-game situations!
This name that's buzzing Juancho Hernangómez hangs the head after the miss! Deflated on the low block!
Will Clyburn, this beanpole, evolves before our eyes! A dramatic twist!
This name that's buzzing Ricky Rubio picks up the foul on a clutch free throw! Terrible timing!
This potential breakout star Kevin Punter leaves the den with head held high. Fought to the end.
Juancho Hernangómez pulls his cap down over his eyes. Ricky Rubio doesn't have a cap, and it shows. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
110-81 (V)
This raw talent Kevin Punter gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
A free throw by Juancho Hernangómez! The crowd erupts! An off-the-charts basketball IQ personified!
Nikola Jokić, this max-contract guy, dishes to the hot hand! Smart basketball!
Ricky Rubio dunks through traffic and scores! Incredible finish!
Nikola Jokić, this oversized freak, blankets the shooter on the low block! No daylight!
The locker room. Kevin Punter sprawls out full-length on the bench. Fun fact: Kevin Punter failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
This potential breakout star Kevin Punter does it again! A scoop layup with effortless precision!
Nikola Jokić, this All-Star caliber talent, waves to the crowd early! The outcome settled!
This guy nobody was talking about Kevin Punter passes to the opponent! Gift exchange along the baseline!
Nikola Jokić pumps the fist! This max-contract guy feeling it under the basket! A team high-five!
Juancho Hernangómez can breathe! The win is secured, it's over!
Will Clyburn runs to the coach and lifts the coach up. Not thrilled but smiles anyway. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
120-96 (V)
Ricky Rubio looks dialed in from the start! An unmatched feel for the game preparation showing!
Kevin Punter, this dude out of nowhere, unleashes a step-back three in the paint! Bang!
Ricky Rubio forces the shot-clock violation! Nerves of steel on full display!
Juancho Hernangómez attacks the pill with precision! Assist under the basket! Floor general!
This dark horse Kevin Punter switches defensive assignments on the fly! Natural-born leadership!
Coach calls everyone back. Juancho Hernangómez drags his feet toward the tunnel. Fun fact: Juancho Hernangómez got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
A free throw by Kevin Punter in the paint! A killer instinct in every fiber!
This hungry young player Kevin Punter brings immense pressure to a new level! Incredible scene!
This certified bucket Nikola Jokić claps for the rookie! Encouragement from this certified bucket!
This guy with a proven track record Ricky Rubio silences the noise! A gym-rat work ethic locked in! Nothing else matters!
Will Clyburn, this hidden prospect, high-fives the bench! A primal scream! Team effort!
Nikola Jokić takes Kevin Punter by the hand and they bow to the crowd like stage actors. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
93-116 (D)
Kevin Punter opens with a half-court heave! This who-is-this-guy player making an early statement!
Nikola Jokić can't buy a bucket! Another miss from downtown! Frustrating!
Nikola Jokić drives into a trap! Sometimes predictable game when reading the defense!
Nikola Jokić loses the screen battle! Defense that's basically a suggestion around the picks!
Nikola Jokić explodes and it's a euro-step! This guy everybody knows proving the doubters wrong!
Halftime. Nikola Jokić throws his towel on the floor walking in. Did you know? Nikola Jokić has a personal mini-fridge in the locker room. Nobody knows what's inside. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Nikola Jokić, this colossus, throws the hands up! Exasperated at half court!
Ricky Rubio clanks another one off the rim! This next-level player needs to find rhythm!
Will Clyburn pushes the pace in transition! Eyes in the back of the head showing in every play!
Ricky Rubio, this player making noise, sucking wind after that sprint! This ball game of battle!
Nikola Jokić launches past the media. This guy everybody knows not in the mood to talk.
Kevin Punter walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. Will Clyburn drags one foot after the other. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
107-117 (D)
Nikola Jokić, this absolute unit, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
A pull-up jumper from Nikola Jokić goes in and out! Heartbreaking at the top of the key!
This guy with a proven track record Juancho Hernangómez with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Ricky Rubio gets burned on the drive! Lack of consistency in lateral movement!
Ricky Rubio, this swiss-army-knife type, overpowers for a reverse layup! Size matters!
Rest. Kevin Punter buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Confession: Kevin Punter tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.
Nikola Jokić fades away and kicks the stanchion! This guy everybody knows losing composure!
Ricky Rubio spins but the shot rims out! Shaky emotions under pressure rears its ugly head!
This dark horse Will Clyburn runs the pick-and-pop to perfection! Tactical mastery!
Juancho Hernangómez, this mountain of a man, with tired legs from downtown! Sometimes predictable game slowing this guy with a proven track record down!
This solid pro Ricky Rubio shakes hands and moves on. In the end, sometimes predictable game proved costly.
Juancho Hernangómez replays the score in his head on a loop. Nikola Jokić tries to think about something else. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
95-114 (D)
This who-is-this-guy player Kevin Punter comes out firing! A double-clutch layup in the first minute!
Nikola Jokić, this walking skyscraper, gets the look but can't convert under the basket!
Juancho Hernangómez, this colossus, commits the travel! Defense that's basically a suggestion in the footwork!
Kevin Punter, this combo guard, gets exploited in the switch! Sometimes predictable game exposed in the mismatch!
Nikola Jokić shoots and scores! A double-clutch layup! This giant is a problem!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Will Clyburn asks for an ice pack. Locker room anecdote: Will Clyburn talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
Juancho Hernangómez mutters to himself walking back! This name that's buzzing fighting inner demons!
Kevin Punter misfires from way beyond the arc! Even this total unknown has off nights!
Juancho Hernangómez, this absolute unit, exploits the mismatch under the basket! Smart play!
This bonafide star Nikola Jokić is a warrior but the body says no! The 48 regulation minutes of war!
Ricky Rubio, this solid pro, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Will Clyburn mutters 'damn' under his breath. Juancho Hernangómez says 'yeah' in the same tone. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'Nailed It: Cakes Ruined by My Mother-in-Law.'
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
107-88 (V)
Ricky Rubio, this smooth operator, is introduced and the arena explodes! This player making noise is in the building!
Ricky Rubio, this combo guard, showcases next-level basketball IQ with a gorgeous bucket!
Kevin Punter, this solid build, contests everything from the right corner! Night-in night-out consistency on full display!
This total unknown Kevin Punter with the wraparound pass! How did that get through!
This hungry young player Kevin Punter adjusts the angle mid-drive! Iron discipline body control!
Halftime. The doctor examines Will Clyburn's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Did you know? Will Clyburn tried to become a rapper before basketball. The world dodged a bullet. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
Ricky Rubio, this swiss-army-knife type, takes over at half court. A buzzer beater! That's elite!
This player making noise Juancho Hernangómez acknowledges the fans! A packed arena of mutual respect!
This hooper's hooper Ricky Rubio defers to the hot hand! Smart basketball!
Remember this moment! Kevin Punter is making history with a reverse layup!
This big-name player Nikola Jokić thanks the fans! The crowd is on its feet! What a ride!
Kevin Punter and Ricky Rubio leap onto each other like kids. Nikola Jokić comes sprinting in and crushes them both. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
105-96 (V)
This dude out of nowhere Kevin Punter in the starting lineup! Let's see what this dude out of nowhere brings!
Nikola Jokić buries a buzzer beater from the right corner! This reliable star is on fire tonight!
This dude putting the league on notice Juancho Hernangómez reads the play and intercepts! Brilliant anticipation!
Ricky Rubio, this combo guard, drops the dime! Natural-born leadership passing on display!
Nikola Jokić rises up the ball out of the trap! Nerves of steel under pressure!
Halftime. Will Clyburn is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Juicy anecdote: Will Clyburn was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
This established star Nikola Jokić converts from way beyond the arc! A fadeaway jumper right on cue!
This newcomer Will Clyburn gets the crowd into it! A boiling cauldron at fever pitch!
Juancho Hernangómez rises up the orange into the right hands! This league veteran quarterback!
Ricky Rubio, this tweener, carries the weight of the team on those shoulders!
This guy with a proven track record Ricky Rubio seals the deal! Victory with nerves of steel!
Juancho Hernangómez does a cartwheel at center court. Nikola Jokić tries one too and eats it. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
106-104 (V)
This jersey-selling name Nikola Jokić comes out aggressive! Opens with a buzzer-beater on the low block!
This league veteran Ricky Rubio with a perfect contest at half court! Intimidating!
Ricky Rubio, this combo guard, can't get a two-handed slam to drop! Cold as ice tonight!
Kevin Punter attacks the pill with flair and hits a bank shot! Sensational!
Will Clyburn makes the hockey pass! Night-in night-out consistency finding the extra pass!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Nikola Jokić asks for an ice pack. Fun fact: Nikola Jokić blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
Ricky Rubio, this seasoned vet, rises to the occasion! A buzzer-beater facing the rim! Huge!
Will Clyburn times it perfectly and rejects the shot! A rebound in traffic off the pick and roll!
Ricky Rubio dunks in front of the home faithful! A roaring arena! Beautiful!
Juancho Hernangómez, this league veteran, orchestrates the last possession! A catch-and-shoot triple! Perfection!
Will Clyburn, this hungry young player, with the post-game interview smile! Next-level basketball IQ all night!
Nikola Jokić and Kevin Punter pound their chests like gorillas. The coach pretends not to know them. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
My Team ends the season #5 with a 10W-5L record. Season MVP: Nikola Jokić.
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