My dream starting five — basketball_team 🇻🇳
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| # | Team | T | B | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | New York Over-Timers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Houston Blast-Off | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 8 | Denver Horse-Track | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | My Team | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 15 | Phoenix No-Defense | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Trước mùa giải
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Kevin Durant on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 208 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
Vòng đấu 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (B)
Tip-off! Kevin Durant gets us started! Let's go!
Klay Thompson forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Kevin Durant throws it into the stands! What was that from this headliner!
Draymond Green reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Draymond Green mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Kevin Durant grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Kevin Durant started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Stephen Curry misfires from the left corner! This jersey-selling name searching for answers!
This name that's buzzing Draymond Green has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This name that's buzzing Draymond Green with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Stephen Curry storms to the bench! This headliner is visibly upset!
Draymond Green reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Kevin Durant's gaze is cold, distant. Klay Thompson's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Vòng đấu 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
128-96 (T)
Klay Thompson, this league veteran, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Stephen Curry goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This world-class player is relentless!
Kevin Durant with the help-side brilliant anticipation! This jersey-selling name always in position!
Draymond Green with the transition assist! This up-and-coming baller pushing the pace with pure God-given talent!
This legit talent Draymond Green switches defensive assignments on the fly! Next-level basketball IQ!
First half is done. Draymond Green is chugging Gatorade like it's water. The staff told me Draymond Green sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This jersey-selling name Stephen Curry is automatic along the baseline! A free throw drops again!
You can feel a hostile crowd through the screen! Kevin Durant in the spotlight!
Stephen Curry attacks the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
Luke Kornet dribbles like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
Luke Kornet, this player nobody saw coming, with the post-game interview smile! An off-the-charts basketball IQ all night!
Draymond Green blows a kiss to the camera. Stephen Curry blows twelve. Klay Thompson blocks the lens. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Vòng đấu 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
91-101 (B)
This diamond in the rough Luke Kornet comes out aggressive! Opens with a fadeaway jumper from the left corner!
This raw talent Luke Kornet with a rare miss from downtown! Even the best stumble!
This established star Stephen Curry with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
This franchise guy Stephen Curry gives up the offensive rebound! Injury-prone body when boxing out!
Klay Thompson knocks down a fadeaway jumper driving to the hoop! Ice in the veins!
Break. Klay Thompson asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. They say Klay Thompson eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Draymond Green goes to work and kicks the stanchion! This name that's buzzing losing composure!
This max-contract guy Kevin Durant misses the mark! A pull-up jumper goes begging from the left corner!
Luke Kornet reads the defense perfectly! A gym-rat work ethic and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Luke Kornet is gassed! This potential breakout star bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
Kevin Durant had the chances but couldn't convert. This franchise guy left wanting.
Stephen Curry clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Klay Thompson fidgets with his wristband nervously. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Vòng đấu 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
115-94 (T)
Klay Thompson steps back onto the floor! The crowd roars for this dude putting the league on notice!
This who-is-this-guy player Luke Kornet does it again! A bucket with effortless precision!
This world-class player Kevin Durant with the weak-side rebound in traffic! Incredible help!
Stephen Curry, this tweener, runs the offense with next-level basketball IQ! Beautiful passing!
Klay Thompson spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
End of the second quarter. Stephen Curry is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Little secret: Stephen Curry listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Luke Kornet, this surprise package, drops a half-court heave facing the rim! Pure artistry!
Luke Kornet, this little firecracker, gets the standing ovation! A crowd fully behind them!
Stephen Curry puts ego aside! The team comes first for this All-Star caliber talent!
Draymond Green, this dude putting the league on notice, answers every challenge! That dawg mentality never fading!
Luke Kornet, this undersized dog, takes the final bow! A hug with the coach! Dominant display!
Luke Kornet cries tears of joy in Draymond Green's arms. Klay Thompson is also crying but nobody knows why. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Vòng đấu 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
121-94 (T)
Draymond Green, this giant, takes the court! The standing ovation is electric!
Draymond Green, this tower, uses every inch to deliver a floater!
Klay Thompson, this giant, contests everything in the paint! Pure God-given talent on full display!
Luke Kornet with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! That dawg mentality on that one!
Klay Thompson, this player making noise, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Halftime! Klay Thompson looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Did you know Klay Thompson keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Kevin Durant, this established star, knifes through for a buzzer beater from mid-range! Wow!
Deafening noise! Stephen Curry dribbles and the building shakes!
This dude putting the league on notice Klay Thompson unites the locker room! Silky smooth technique captain's mentality!
Klay Thompson, this absolute unit, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this player on the come-up right now!
Kevin Durant, this big-name player, embraces the teammates! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! Sweet victory!
Kevin Durant pretends to faint from happiness. Luke Kornet pretends to call 911. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Vòng đấu 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
117-99 (T)
Klay Thompson, this 7-footer, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
Kevin Durant pulls up the ball with purpose! A deep three! This multi-time All-Star means business!
Stephen Curry digs in defensively! Nerves of steel when the team needs stops!
This dude putting the league on notice Draymond Green creates for others! Unselfish play with a killer instinct!
Draymond Green, this 7-footer, exploits the mismatch at the buzzer! Smart play!
Halftime! Kevin Durant walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Did you know Kevin Durant started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Luke Kornet dribbles and fires a tear drop! This little firecracker lighting it up!
Kevin Durant, this mountain of a man, gestures for more noise! The crowd goes nuts!
Luke Kornet sacrifices the body taking the charge! This player nobody saw coming ultimate teammate!
Draymond Green, this titan, embodies the spirit of competition! What a show!
Kevin Durant pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This established star savors the win!
Draymond Green jumps so high from joy he nearly touches the scoreboard. Almost. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Vòng đấu 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
118-87 (T)
This league veteran Klay Thompson in the starting lineup! Let's see what this league veteran brings!
Luke Kornet explodes the Spalding with flair and hits a layup! Sensational!
Draymond Green with the no-look pass! This hooper's hooper has eyes in the back of the head!
This up-and-coming baller Klay Thompson with a vintage sky hook! The old magic is still there!
Klay Thompson, this player making noise, shuts down the play in the paint! Lockdown defender!
Halftime! Stephen Curry is limping slightly heading off the court. Confession: Stephen Curry calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Klay Thompson with the tough layup through contact! This up-and-coming baller won't be denied!
Luke Kornet piles it on! A bucket extends the lead! No mercy tonight!
Draymond Green asks the scorer's table for the score! This established player forgot!
Draymond Green throws the finger guns at the crowd! A salute to the fans after a thunderous slam!
Draymond Green fades away into the tunnel with the W! This respected competitor all smiles!
Luke Kornet and Draymond Green pound their chests like gorillas. The coach pretends not to know them. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Vòng đấu 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
112-98 (T)
Draymond Green looks dialed in from the start! A killer instinct preparation showing!
Kevin Durant dishes and scores! A deep three! This 7-footer is a problem!
Kevin Durant with the chase-down ball recovery! What athleticism!
This legit talent Draymond Green finds the open man! Assist and a bank shot!
Luke Kornet crosses over the ball out of the trap! Eyes in the back of the head under pressure!
Halftime. Luke Kornet is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Little scoop: Luke Kornet logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Draymond Green answers back with a deep three! Next-level basketball IQ under pressure!
This max-contract guy Stephen Curry turns the hostile crowd into stunned silence!
Kevin Durant, this mammoth, boxes out for the teammate! This multi-time All-Star doing the dirty work!
Kevin Durant dunks into the record books! This world-class player making memories!
Luke Kornet, this short king, carries the team to victory! MVP-level performance!
Draymond Green does a belly slide on the court. Kevin Durant does a back slide. The hardwood is ruined. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Vòng đấu 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
106-117 (B)
Kevin Durant takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Luke Kornet with a rough hook shot at the top of the key! Lack of consistency at the worst time!
This dude putting the league on notice Draymond Green commits the 5-second violation! Clock management injury-prone body!
Klay Thompson gambles for the steal and pays the price! Lack of consistency!
Draymond Green with iron discipline finds the angle for a floater!
Halftime whistle! Stephen Curry grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Intel: Stephen Curry once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Klay Thompson slams the Wilson in frustration! Sometimes predictable game on full display!
A deep three attempt by Kevin Durant falls short! Lack of consistency in the legs!
This next-level player Klay Thompson attacks the closeout! Driving past the over-eager defender!
This franchise guy Stephen Curry is a warrior but the body says no! The 48 regulation minutes of war!
Kevin Durant sits alone on the bench. This big-name player processing the defeat.
Kevin Durant clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Draymond Green fidgets with his wristband nervously. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Vòng đấu 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
119-93 (T)
Luke Kornet, this guy nobody was talking about, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Luke Kornet catches fire! And it's a buzzer beater! Nerves of steel taking over!
Kevin Durant, this tree of a man, recovers and contests! Never-give-up effort fueled by night-in night-out consistency!
This elite player Kevin Durant with the wraparound pass! How did that get through!
Klay Thompson, this well-respected player, orchestrates the delay game! Nerves of steel in action!
Halftime! Kevin Durant walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Intel: Kevin Durant asked Denver Horse-Track for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
Kevin Durant, this tree of a man, rises above and hammers an alley-oop!
Kevin Durant explodes and the crowd chants the name! Listen to that noise!
Stephen Curry, this do-it-all player, sets the perfect screen! Eyes in the back of the head for the team!
This elite player Kevin Durant channels the inner champion! Next-level basketball IQ at its peak!
That's the game! Luke Kornet finishes with a monster performance! This potential breakout star victorious!
Stephen Curry hugs the mascot. Klay Thompson hugs the referee. Awkward. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Vòng đấu 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
99-103 (B)
This bonafide star Stephen Curry opens the scoring! A free throw! Early advantage!
Stephen Curry with an incredible thunderous slam from downtown! Standing ovation!
Kevin Durant turns the head and loses the man! This headliner napping defensively!
Kevin Durant, this long boy, gets stuffed trying a fadeaway jumper! Denied!
Kevin Durant, this 7-footer, refuses to die! A reverse layup keeps the dream alive!
Well-deserved break. Draymond Green looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Little scoop: Draymond Green tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
Luke Kornet, this little guy, forces a bad shot in the extra period! Tendency to force bad shots!
This guy with a proven track record Klay Thompson can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
Luke Kornet, this potential breakout star, has been building to this all game! At the last second!
Kevin Durant, this world-class player, misses the potential game-winner! Limited stamina!
This established player Klay Thompson stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this established player wanted.
Draymond Green walks head down toward the tunnel. Klay Thompson drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Vòng đấu 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
97-115 (B)
And we're underway! Stephen Curry touches the basketball first! This world-class player looks eager!
Luke Kornet forces a buzzer beater at the top of the key! This diamond in the rough trying too hard!
Draymond Green with the lazy pass! Tendency to force bad shots leading to easy points!
Luke Kornet, this scrappy guard, gets exploited in the switch! Lack of consistency exposed in the mismatch!
This bonafide star Stephen Curry finishes with authority! A layup off the pick and roll!
Finally a breather. Klay Thompson has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. I've been told Klay Thompson always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.
Draymond Green dribbles the towel! This respected competitor showing limited stamina!
Kevin Durant with the off-balance thunderous slam! This guy everybody knows couldn't set the feet!
This league veteran Klay Thompson runs the pick-and-pop to perfection! Tactical mastery!
Kevin Durant takes off but the legs won't cooperate! Hot head catching up!
Stephen Curry penetrates to the tunnel in disappointment. This top-tier talent will learn from this.
Draymond Green's brow is furrowed, lips pressed thin. Kevin Durant breathes through his nose, hard, steady, trying to calm down. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Vòng đấu 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
84-114 (B)
This reliable star Kevin Durant catches the Spalding early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Klay Thompson forces a bad scoop layup! This player on the come-up needs to trust teammates!
Luke Kornet fires away the damn ball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this raw talent!
Luke Kornet overcommits and gets beat! Hot head when reading the play!
Stephen Curry glares at the scoreboard! This franchise guy not happy with the situation!
Halftime whistle! Klay Thompson grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Anecdote of the day: Klay Thompson forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Draymond Green, this mammoth, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this seasoned vet!
Klay Thompson, this tree of a man, with tired legs from the right corner! Hot head slowing this next-level player down!
This potential breakout star Luke Kornet gets pickpocketed at the buzzer! Sloppy handling!
Draymond Green, this guy with a proven track record, refuses to high-five! Heavy feet hurting the chemistry!
Draymond Green, this long boy, trudges off the temple of basketball. Lessons to take from this one.
Stephen Curry walks head down toward the tunnel. Luke Kornet drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.
Vòng đấu 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
101-119 (B)
Kevin Durant, this colossus, announced to huge cheers! An incredible energy!
A euro-step from Kevin Durant hits the iron! Limited stamina under the spotlight!
Stephen Curry, this combo guard, gets stripped at the top of the key! Injury-prone body exposed!
Draymond Green gets burned on the drive! Occasional mental lapses in lateral movement!
This guy nobody was talking about Luke Kornet with a beautiful tear drop off the pick and roll! Poetry in motion!
Well-deserved break. Luke Kornet looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Anecdote of the day: Luke Kornet forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.
Luke Kornet, this hidden prospect, barks at the teammate! Defense that's basically a suggestion taking over!
Klay Thompson fires a buzzer beater off the pick and roll but can't connect! Tendency to force bad shots showing!
This up-and-coming baller Klay Thompson recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
Kevin Durant misses from fatigue! This max-contract guy can't get the elevation from the left corner!
This franchise guy Stephen Curry congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this franchise guy.
Luke Kornet punches his locker when he gets to the locker room. Draymond Green slides down the wall to the floor. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Vòng đấu 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
101-113 (B)
Luke Kornet takes off with energy from the opening whistle! This unknown gem locked in!
This bonafide star Kevin Durant whiffs on an off-balance shot! The crowd groans!
Klay Thompson with a wild pass that sails out! This player on the come-up giving it away!
Luke Kornet loses the screen battle! Defense that's basically a suggestion around the picks!
Kevin Durant scores at will! A reverse layup facing the rim! This bonafide star domination!
Time to breathe. Stephen Curry has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. I've been told Stephen Curry always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Luke Kornet, this dark horse, with the frustrated foul! Ego the size of Texas in tough moments!
Draymond Green, this player making noise, fumbles the finish at the top of the key! Back to the drawing board!
Kevin Durant, this big-name player, times the cut perfectly! Backdoor for a layup!
This world-class player Kevin Durant calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Lack of consistency taking its toll!
Luke Kornet, this dude out of nowhere, takes the loss hard. Limited stamina at the wrong moments.
Draymond Green is the last one off the court, shoulders hunched. Kevin Durant waits at the tunnel entrance. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
My Team ends the season #9 with a 7W-8L record. Season MVP: Kevin Durant.
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