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Diario di stagione
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| # | Team | V | S | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Denver Horse-Track | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | New York Over-Timers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | ora vinciamo | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 10 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Phoenix No-Defense | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 0 | 15 | 0 |
Pre-stagione
Let's not beat around the bush: tonight is going to be one hell of a show. The arena is packed, the air is unbreathable with tension, and the lights just went out for the pregame laser show. We're talking about a franchise that has weathered every storm: lockouts, star injuries, catastrophic trades, rebuilds that never seemed to end. And they're still here, standing tall, with the same fire in their belly. This club is a survivor. And when survivors bite, they don't let go. Ladies and gentlemen... Ora vinciamo! Now let's talk about the man who moves jerseys faster than hot dogs at the concession stand. Victor Wembanyama. Just the name sends chills through the building. Standing at 224 cm, arms that cover half the court, and a basketball IQ so fast that defenders feel like they're playing in slow motion. This man doesn't walk, he glides. He doesn't jump, he launches into orbit. And when he locks eyes with you before a free throw, you feel like YOU'RE the one about to catch the ball in your face. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. Moment of truth, folks. You see the guy at the end of the bench, the one who looks completely lost among the giants? That's Gesù. A messia in civilian life. The kind of guy who handles bare hands better than a basketball, and who somehow ended up on a professional roster because the coach "had a vision." A vision, ladies and gentlemen. Probably somewhere between his second and third mojito at the All-Star Weekend party. Gesù has a unique playing style: he runs a lot, understands very little, and has an unfortunate tendency to treat the game and the basketball exact same way. The fans already love him. Not for his stats (he has none) but because every time he steps on the court, it's Christmas morning. The budget is simple: it's not a budget anymore, it's a manifesto. The owner said "I don't give a damn about consequences" and he proved it. We're in financial territory that even Adam Silver didn't anticipate when he wrote the rules. Every extra dollar spent costs five dollars in tax, and guess what, they spend WAY too many extra dollars. The roster is an infernal machine, the bench is a thing of beauty, but the price is zero future. No picks, no possible trades, no plan B. It's the championship or a wall at 200 miles per hour. There is no middle ground.
Giornata 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
83-110 (S)
Bronny James penetrates onto the floor! The crowd roars for this legit talent!
A scoop layup by Giuseppe Garibaldi in transition is way off! Tough night for this certified GOAT candidate!
Gesù gets picked! A messia getting the game stolen in broad daylight!
This respected competitor Bronny James gives up the offensive rebound! Limited stamina when boxing out!
Bronny James with the tough free throw through contact! This up-and-coming baller won't be denied!
Heading in. Victor Wembanyama's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Did you know? Victor Wembanyama launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
Michael Jordan drops the head after another miss! Ego the size of Texas sapping the confidence!
Brick! Gesù misfires in the paint! Limited stamina at the worst time!
This first-ballot legend Giuseppe Garibaldi adjusts the angle mid-drive! A killer instinct body control!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Michael Jordan can barely jump! The springs are gone from the left corner!
Michael Jordan had the chances but couldn't convert. This living legend left wanting.
Giuseppe Garibaldi punches his locker when he gets to the locker room. Gesù slides down the wall to the floor. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Giornata 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
105-101 (V)
Michael Jordan dishes with energy from the opening whistle! This absolute legend locked in!
This name that's buzzing Victor Wembanyama with a commanding rebound along the baseline! Intimidating!
Giuseppe Garibaldi, this global icon, comes up empty! A catch-and-shoot triple off target from downtown!
Victor Wembanyama attacks on the low block and finishes with a tear drop! Too good!
Gesù makes the right read! Saw it coming a mile away, true messia!
The players head in. Giuseppe Garibaldi slips on the wet tunnel floor. Rumor has it Giuseppe Garibaldi has been wearing the same lucky underwear for three seasons. The medical staff is concerned. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Michael Jordan, this guy with rings on every finger, with the cold-blooded pull-up jumper in transition!
Victor Wembanyama times it perfectly and rejects the shot! A perfect contest in transition!
Michael Jordan attacks and the crowd chants the name! Listen to that noise!
Michael Jordan nails a scoop layup with the shot clock winding down! Clutch!
Gesù, this smooth operator, celebrates the win! A hug with the coach! What a game!
Gesù and Michael Jordan pound their chests like gorillas. The coach pretends not to know them. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Giornata 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
129-89 (V)
This player making noise Victor Wembanyama comes out aggressive! Opens with a half-court heave from downtown!
This legit talent Bronny James capitalizes from the left corner! A reverse layup with next-level basketball IQ!
Gesù, this versatile guy, runs the offense with next-level basketball IQ! Beautiful passing!
Giuseppe Garibaldi strings together an off-balance shot from the right corner. Freakish explosiveness on full display!
Giuseppe Garibaldi slides to the passing lane and steals it! Pure God-given talent!
Halftime. The doctor examines Bronny James's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Did you know Bronny James entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
This solid pro Victor Wembanyama with a cold-blooded double-clutch layup! No conscience!
Bronny James, this versatile guy, is toying with the opposition off the pick and roll! Dominant!
Victor Wembanyama pulls up and the leather goes into the stands! Free souvenir!
Giuseppe Garibaldi pumps the fist! This potential GOAT feeling it from the right corner! A salute to the fans!
Victor Wembanyama tosses the pill in the air! A primal scream! This respected competitor mission accomplished!
Giuseppe Garibaldi and Victor Wembanyama freestyle a victory rap. Gesù does the beatbox. It's terrible but magnificent. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Giornata 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
113-78 (V)
Gesù steps onto the palace of hoops! From competing the game to this, game time!
Victor Wembanyama blows past past the defense for a devastating dunk! Size advantage from this this long boy!
Victor Wembanyama threads the needle! Beautiful assist facing the rim! Unreal court vision!
Bronny James rises up and it's a floater! This solid pro proving the doubters wrong!
Michael Jordan digs in defensively! An unmatched feel for the game when the team needs stops!
Break! Michael Jordan takes his jersey off before even reaching the locker room. I've been told Michael Jordan once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.
This respected competitor Bronny James punishes the defense with a hook shot facing the rim!
Giuseppe Garibaldi dominates wire to wire! Dominant as a militare over the la prima linea!
Michael Jordan, this big fella, gets tangled in the net! This household name stuck!
Bronny James, this tweener, gets the crowd on their feet! A hug with the coach! Electric!
Final buzzer! Gesù is the hero! This franchise cornerstone with a game for the ages!
Giuseppe Garibaldi and Bronny James do the conga. Alone. On an empty court. Nobody joins in. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Giornata 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
118-94 (V)
Bronny James, this smooth operator, is introduced and the arena explodes! This player making noise is in the building!
A pull-up jumper! Victor Wembanyama cannot be stopped tonight! This next-level player is locked in!
Bronny James, this solid pro, walls up back to the basket! Impenetrable defense!
Giuseppe Garibaldi with the hockey assist! Setting up the play like a true militare!
Giuseppe Garibaldi communicates the switch! Clear as a militare's instructions!
Break! Gesù takes his jersey off before even reaching the locker room. Small detail: Gesù wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
Giuseppe Garibaldi pops the jumper! Clean as the il loro fucile di servizio after a polish!
The crowd does the wave for Gesù! Messia pride!
This dude putting the league on notice Bronny James runs the basketball patiently! Searching for the perfect shot!
Giuseppe Garibaldi, the militare from the day shift, is writing their story on the hardwood tonight!
Bronny James, this swiss-army-knife type, salutes the faithful! A primal scream! What a night!
Michael Jordan and Victor Wembanyama cradle the game ball like a baby. Giuseppe Garibaldi takes a photo. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Giornata 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
102-96 (V)
This franchise cornerstone Gesù comes out firing! A catch-and-shoot triple in the first minute!
Gesù nails a half-court heave from deep! Range like their bare hands reaching across the workshop!
Victor Wembanyama a defensive rebound with authority! This mountain of a man protecting the paint!
This seasoned vet Victor Wembanyama leads the fast break and dishes! Easy bucket off the assist!
Gesù creates the switch! Smooth adjustment, messia-level thinking!
Halftime. Michael Jordan wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Juicy anecdote: Michael Jordan was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. Second half! The crowd is on its feet, and so are the players.
Victor Wembanyama with an incredible finger roll driving to the hoop! Standing ovation!
This guy with rings on every finger Gesù draws the MVP chants! The crowd is on their feet for the star!
Giuseppe Garibaldi provides the spark! Electric energy, the militare is firing on all cylinders!
Victor Wembanyama, this up-and-coming baller, is playing with nothing to lose! Watch out, this up-and-coming baller is dangerous!
Bronny James hugs the coach! This next-level player with a complete performance!
Giuseppe Garibaldi and Bronny James leap onto each other like kids. Michael Jordan comes sprinting in and crushes them both. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.
Giornata 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
112-99 (V)
The game begins and Bronny James is ready! You can see pure God-given talent written all over his face!
Victor Wembanyama with the smooth off-balance shot! This seasoned vet making it look easy!
Michael Jordan with the huge surgical steal under the basket! This potential GOAT says no!
Giuseppe Garibaldi orchestrates the play! Conducting the offense like a veteran militare!
Michael Jordan, this living legend, manipulates the defense with the eyes! Ridiculous creativity!
Intermission. Michael Jordan dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Did you know? Michael Jordan tried to become a rapper before basketball. The world dodged a bullet. Act two! The bench players are fired up, the starters too.
Giuseppe Garibaldi, this certified GOAT candidate, exploits the mismatch for a step-back three! Too easy!
Michael Jordan, this titan, basks in a cathedral silence! This is home!
Victor Wembanyama finds the open teammate! This legit talent making everyone better!
The crowd chants for Giuseppe Garibaldi! The militare who became a legend at the temple of basketball!
Giuseppe Garibaldi walks off the arena victorious! A militare who conquered it all tonight!
Gesù and Bronny James do the conga. Alone. On an empty court. Nobody joins in. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Giornata 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
91-100 (S)
Bronny James opens with a deep three! This up-and-coming baller making an early statement!
Gesù rattles it out! Shaking the field house with their bare hands intensity!
Michael Jordan with a wild pass that sails out! This first-ballot legend giving it away!
Giuseppe Garibaldi gets posterized! A militare framed by the il loro fucile di servizio in the worst way!
Michael Jordan, this hall-of-fame lock, threads the needle for a euro-step from the left corner!
The players disappear. Bronny James has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. Did you know? Bronny James launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. We're back! The players look fired up.
Gesù storms to the bench! Heated! This messia doesn't handle losing well!
Gesù, this living legend, with the shot-clock heave! No good at half court!
Bronny James, this up-and-coming baller, times the cut perfectly! Backdoor for an off-balance shot!
Michael Jordan lets fly but can't sustain the effort! Defense that's basically a suggestion emptying the tank!
This seasoned vet Bronny James stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this seasoned vet wanted.
Bronny James shakes Michael Jordan's hand in silence. Not a word. Just a look that says it all. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Michael Jordan. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Giornata 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
92-99 (S)
Game time! Michael Jordan and this undisputed superstar ready to put on a show at the gym!
Michael Jordan dishes the damn ball into nothing! Tendency to force bad shots on full display tonight!
Michael Jordan posts up carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
Bronny James, this combo guard, gets dunked on from the left corner! Poster material!
Victor Wembanyama with scary good handles finds the angle for a deep three!
Halftime. Victor Wembanyama is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Fun fact: Victor Wembanyama tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
This generational talent Michael Jordan throws an elbow in frustration! Tendency to rush on full display!
Victor Wembanyama launches the ball but it won't fall! Cold streak continues!
Giuseppe Garibaldi, this do-it-all player, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! Scary good handles!
This player on the come-up Bronny James signals to the bench! Needs a blow! Heavy feet!
Bronny James, this name that's buzzing, takes the loss hard. Heavy feet at the wrong moments.
Michael Jordan sits down on the hardwood, head on his knees. Bronny James puts a hand on his shoulder without saying a word. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.
Giornata 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
84-112 (S)
Victor Wembanyama fires away into position! This established player not wasting any time!
Michael Jordan, this big fella, gets the separation but can't finish! Hot head!
Bronny James penetrates the damn ball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this hooper's hooper!
Gesù gives up the easy bucket! Easier than competing the game!
A thunderous slam from Giuseppe Garibaldi! This first-ballot legend reminding everyone why they're on top!
Rest. Giuseppe Garibaldi buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Anecdote: Giuseppe Garibaldi once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Giuseppe Garibaldi goes to work and kicks the stanchion! This household name losing composure!
Bronny James fires a euro-step on the low block but can't connect! Limited stamina showing!
Giuseppe Garibaldi changes the defensive scheme! Strategic mind of a militare!
This franchise cornerstone Michael Jordan can barely get up the court! Fatigue setting in!
Gesù sits on the bench post-game! Sitting like a messia after their bare hands broke!
Bronny James sighs so loudly that the reporters hear it. Michael Jordan winces. I drank so much coffee tonight I'm going to commentate in my sleep. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Giornata 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
110-102 (V)
This league veteran Bronny James gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Victor Wembanyama scores with night-in night-out consistency. A buzzer beater from downtown! Too smooth!
Giuseppe Garibaldi cuts off the drive! Precision of difendering the la prima linea!
Gesù picks apart the defense! Dissecting every move with messia precision!
Giuseppe Garibaldi counters the press! Problem solved, militare style!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! Gesù walks head down toward the tunnel. Did you know Gesù keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
Bronny James, this do-it-all player, muscles in for a bucket! Pure power!
Gesù attacks in front of the home faithful! Palpable tension! Beautiful!
Michael Jordan, this walking skyscraper, repositions on defense! An unmatched feel for the game collective effort!
Victor Wembanyama, this mountain of a man, evolves before our eyes! A show of force!
Michael Jordan, this mammoth, takes the final bow! A victory dance! Dominant display!
Victor Wembanyama points both hands at the sky. Giuseppe Garibaldi points at Victor Wembanyama. Gesù points at the exit. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. That was beautiful. And now: 'House Hunters International: 90-Square-Foot Studio, Wall View.' A steal.
Giornata 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
120-93 (V)
Tip-off! Victor Wembanyama gets us started! Let's go!
The crowd erupts as Gesù nails a half-court heave! A messia on fire at the arena!
Gesù rejects the layup! A crucial offensive board by this solid build! Get that out!
Bronny James with the skip pass! Assist leads to an open double-clutch layup!
This player making noise Victor Wembanyama runs the pick-and-pop to perfection! Tactical mastery!
End of the first act. Bronny James is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Word is Bronny James sleeps with his basketball shoes on. I can't confirm it, but the source is reliable. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.
Giuseppe Garibaldi applies the same technique to the basketball as to the la prima linea. A tear drop from downtown!
This franchise cornerstone Gesù silences the hostile crowd! A roaring arena shifts!
Bronny James brings energy off the bench! This solid pro infectious enthusiasm!
Michael Jordan, this absolute unit, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this certified GOAT candidate right now!
This global icon Michael Jordan wraps up a sensational performance! Victory is sweet!
Bronny James and Michael Jordan chest bump so hard they each fly back three meters. I tried to take a selfie with the court in the background. My thumb is over the lens. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Giornata 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
93-117 (S)
This global icon Michael Jordan means business! Fast start from way beyond the arc!
Michael Jordan lets fly but overcooks it! Lack of consistency showing up again!
This solid pro Victor Wembanyama commits the 5-second violation! Clock management tendency to rush!
This up-and-coming baller Bronny James bites on the fake! Beaten driving to the hoop!
This respected competitor Bronny James converts facing the rim! A two-handed slam right on cue!
Break. Victor Wembanyama collapses next to the vending machine. Did you know Victor Wembanyama keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
Victor Wembanyama, this legit talent, barks at the teammate! Injury-prone body taking over!
Giuseppe Garibaldi misses! Even a militare can't fix that shot!
This hall-of-fame lock Michael Jordan switches defensive assignments on the fly! Ridiculous creativity!
Gesù can barely run! The four quarters harder than the four quarters of competing the game!
Gesù walks off in silence. This all-time great gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Victor Wembanyama lets out a big exhale walking through the door. Giuseppe Garibaldi holds his in. Tonight I learned Victor Wembanyama used to be a messia before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. Thanks! And now, 'Neighbors from Hell: The Community Compost Bin Saga.' Episode 1 of 74.
Giornata 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
83-122 (S)
Giuseppe Garibaldi, this basketball god, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Victor Wembanyama, this long boy, loses the handle and the opportunity! Lack of consistency!
Michael Jordan, this absolute unit, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted facing the rim!
Michael Jordan gets caught flat-footed! This first-ballot legend beaten to the spot!
Giuseppe Garibaldi buries their face! Hidden from view, the militare can't watch!
Halftime. Michael Jordan wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Small detail: Michael Jordan whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
A tear drop attempt by Victor Wembanyama falls short! Hot head in the legs!
Giuseppe Garibaldi is visibly tired! This household name needs a timeout badly!
Giuseppe Garibaldi, this combo guard, commits the travel! Limited stamina in the footwork!
Victor Wembanyama mutters to himself walking back! This next-level player fighting inner demons!
Victor Wembanyama, this towering presence, hangs the head. Tough loss despite natural-born leadership effort.
Gesù whispers 'this can't be real' under his breath. Michael Jordan nods without conviction. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Giornata 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
86-114 (S)
This respected competitor Victor Wembanyama opens the scoring! A half-court heave! Early advantage!
Michael Jordan, this beanpole, wastes a golden chance with a wild pull-up jumper!
Bronny James coughs up the rock! Occasional mental lapses strikes again from downtown!
Giuseppe Garibaldi gets crossed over! Ankles broken like the la prima linea on a rough day!
Giuseppe Garibaldi, this tweener, glides in the paint for a silky double-clutch layup!
Finally a breather. Giuseppe Garibaldi has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Little secret: Giuseppe Garibaldi has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
Giuseppe Garibaldi, this all-time great, with the frustrated foul! Heavy feet in tough moments!
Giuseppe Garibaldi misses the free throw! Difendering the la prima linea under pressure is easier!
Gesù uses that messia IQ on the court! Tactical brilliance!
Bronny James, this solid build, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
Gesù leaves the den quietly! Quiet as a messia after the game setback!
Bronny James slams his fist on the bench. Michael Jordan places his palm flat, as if to calm the surface. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
ora vinciamo ends the season #9 with a 8W-7L record. Season MVP: Victor Wembanyama.
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