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5 miembros · TeamBranch
Diario de temporada
Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Denver Horse-Track | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Houston Blast-Off | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | New York Over-Timers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Miami Heart-Attack | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | My Team | 0 | 15 | 0 |
Pretemporada
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Okay, let's talk about the boss. Because on this team, there's one alpha, and everybody knows it. Saitama. The man is massive, a body built for basketball, and a basketball IQ that borders on indecent. When this man catches the rock, defenders back up instinctively, it's a survival reflex. And they're right, because this guy can punish you from everywhere: from three, in the post, in transition, from the free throw line with his eyes closed. He's a damn 6'8" Swiss Army knife and he cuts in every direction. You want to know the difference between a good player and a damn franchise player? It's the fourth quarter. When the legs are burning, when the lungs are begging for mercy, when the scoreboard is taunting you with a tight score, that's when he lights up. Like a diesel engine finally hitting its temperature. The first three quarters are the warm-up. The fourth quarter is his hunting ground. And the prey? It's the teams that thought they had a chance. Attention, things are about to get serious. Actually no, things are about to go completely off the rails. The front office signed All Might. The man is a superhéroe. Yes, you heard that right. A superhéroe. On a basketball court. With bare hands in his gym bag and zero understanding of what a pick-and-roll is. The coach says it's a "bet on raw athleticism" but between us, I'm pretty sure he lost a poker bet. All Might had his first practice yesterday and asked if the free throw line was home plate. The teammates are dying laughing, the fans don't know whether to cry or applaud, and the GM was spotted updating his resume on LinkedIn. The budget? What budget? We're so far below the salary floor you could limbo under it blindfolded. The team accountant is the owner's cousin running Excel 2003 with no updates since the Bush administration. The jerseys are hand-washed by the intern, road trips are carpooled, and the last free agent who visited the facilities turned around the second he saw the locker room. But you know what? Character is forged in the struggle. And this team's got character coming out of its damn ears.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
78-123 (D)
Denji steps onto the hardwood! From competing the game to this, game time!
Satoru Gojō, this tweener, gets stuffed trying a buzzer beater! Denied!
Saitama forces the pass! Forcing their bare hands where it doesn't fit!
Lelouch Lamperouge, this tweener, can't keep up with the speed! Limited stamina exposed!
This total unknown All Might slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, All Might picks up the pace. Anecdote: All Might slipped on a banana peel during practice. The videos leaked. The internet never forgets. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
A floater from Satoru Gojō sails wide! This hungry young player needs to regroup!
Lelouch Lamperouge fades away sluggishly! Occasional mental lapses catching up with this unknown gem!
Stolen from All Might! A superhéroe who let it slip through their fingers!
Satoru Gojō storms to the bench! Heated! This hechicero jujutsu doesn't handle losing well!
Satoru Gojō vows to come back stronger! Stronger than their bare hands reinforced with the game!
Lelouch Lamperouge walks toward the tunnel without a word. Satoru Gojō stares at the scoreboard as if it might change. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
101-111 (D)
Saitama looks dialed in from the start! An unmatched feel for the game preparation showing!
Denji, this swiss-army-knife type, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Defense that's basically a suggestion!
Denji, this tweener, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted from mid-range!
Saitama gets crossed over! Ankles broken like the game on a rough day!
Saitama, this hungry young player, threads the needle for a reverse layup from the left corner!
Halftime! Saitama is limping slightly heading off the court. Intel: Saitama asked Miami Heart-Attack for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Both teams return. You can tell the coach gave them an earful.
This dark horse Satoru Gojō fouls hard out of frustration! Limited stamina showing!
Saitama sends it long! Too much power, not enough finesse from this superhéroe!
Lelouch Lamperouge, this solid build, exploits the mismatch in the paint! Smart play!
Denji blows past but the legs won't cooperate! Defense that's basically a suggestion catching up!
All Might sits on the bench post-game! Sitting like a superhéroe after their bare hands broke!
All Might's lip is trembling. Satoru Gojō dodges the cameras by pulling up his hood. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
94-114 (D)
Lelouch Lamperouge sets the tone early! The piloto de mecha came to play tonight!
Denji launches a hook shot and... Airball! Lack of consistency at its peak!
Lelouch Lamperouge, this swiss-army-knife type, gets the ball poked away! Occasional mental lapses when protecting the ball!
Denji loses their assignment! Like losing their bare hands in the workshop!
Satoru Gojō, this solid build, takes over at the top of the key. A catch-and-shoot triple! That's elite!
Break. Denji collapses next to the vending machine. Did you know Denji keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.
This guy nobody was talking about Satoru Gojō gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Saitama misses from the corner! From downtown is no place for their bare hands!
Saitama communicates the switch! Clear as a superhéroe's instructions!
Saitama is gassed! More tired than after a full day of competing the game!
Denji crosses over past the media. This who-is-this-guy player not in the mood to talk.
Denji stares at the floor while Satoru Gojō mutters something inaudible under his breath. During the game, I counted how many times I said 'incredible.' Seventeen. A personal record. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
102-110 (D)
This unknown gem Lelouch Lamperouge comes out aggressive! Opens with a bank shot on the low block!
Lelouch Lamperouge, this solid build, bobbles the damn ball and the chance evaporates facing the rim!
Satoru Gojō coughs it up! A hechicero jujutsu's grip doesn't work on the rock!
Lelouch Lamperouge caught flat-footed! Standing still, the piloto de mecha reflexes took a nap!
All Might hits the mid-range! The sweet spot, just like their bare hands placement!
Break! Saitama has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. Anecdote: Saitama lost a bet and had to wear the center's shoes during warm-ups. Size 16. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
Denji blows past and kicks the stanchion! This hungry young player losing composure!
Lelouch Lamperouge with the ugly miss! The piloto de mecha touch is absent tonight!
Denji, this hidden prospect, times the cut perfectly! Backdoor for a buzzer beater!
Denji powers through! The cazador de demonios in them won't quit on the game!
All Might walks off in defeat! Even a superhéroe's skills couldn't save tonight!
Denji snaps at the bench on his way out. All Might says nothing, but his look says everything. Behind the scenes, I learned All Might was also a piloto de mecha in a past life. You can feel it in the game. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
94-104 (D)
Lelouch Lamperouge huddles with the team! Huddling up, the piloto de mecha strategizes!
This potential breakout star Denji misfires again! Tendency to force bad shots could cost the team!
Turnover by Saitama! Competing the game requires less coordination, clearly!
Satoru Gojō scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Occasional mental lapses!
All Might drains it! Emptying the tank like a superhéroe on double shift!
Heading in. Denji's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Small detail: Denji wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
All Might throws their hands up! Like a superhéroe when their bare hands breaks!
Satoru Gojō puts up a prayer... Unanswered! Not even their bare hands can save that!
Lelouch Lamperouge, this potential breakout star, manages the clock beautifully in the third quarter!
Saitama is out on their feet! Running on fumes and pure superhéroe stubbornness!
All Might walks the tunnel in silence! Done for the night, back to superhéroe life tomorrow!
Lelouch Lamperouge whispers 'this can't be real' under his breath. All Might nods without conviction. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. That's a wrap! And now, 'The Price Is Right: Why Nobody Answers the Phone Anymore.'
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
82-123 (D)
Saitama starts in the rebounder! Playing the rebounder way a superhéroe plays with their bare hands!
Denji bricks it! Not the same accuracy as competing the game!
This total unknown All Might dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
Denji gets burned on the switch! Hotter than a cazador de demonios's worst day on the job!
This guy nobody was talking about Lelouch Lamperouge hangs the head after the miss! Deflated facing the rim!
Break. Lelouch Lamperouge asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. Locker room anecdote: Lelouch Lamperouge talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Satoru Gojō steps back the basketball into the front rim! That's frustrating for this hungry young player!
Satoru Gojō can barely run! The 48 regulation minutes harder than the 48 regulation minutes of competing the game!
This raw talent Lelouch Lamperouge commits the offensive foul! Turnover from the right corner!
All Might slams the pill in frustration! Sometimes predictable game on full display!
This who-is-this-guy player Saitama shakes hands and moves on. In the end, limited stamina proved costly.
Denji's brow is furrowed, lips pressed thin. All Might breathes through his nose, hard, steady, trying to calm down. Final confession: I still don't know how to pronounce Denji's name. Forgive me. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
93-128 (D)
Saitama bounces the orange pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!
This hungry young player Lelouch Lamperouge short-arms a layup from downtown! Not enough lift!
Satoru Gojō throws it into the stands! What was that from this raw talent!
Satoru Gojō, this swiss-army-knife type, gets dunked on from way beyond the arc! Poster material!
Denji drops their shoulders! Deflated, even a cazador de demonios's spirit has limits!
Heading in. Saitama's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Did you know? Saitama launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
This guy nobody was talking about Lelouch Lamperouge shanks a thunderous slam from the left corner! That's uncharacteristic!
Lelouch Lamperouge misses from fatigue! This who-is-this-guy player can't get the elevation back to the basket!
All Might gets picked! A superhéroe getting the game stolen in broad daylight!
Satoru Gojō, this all-around player, sits down hard on the bench! Tendency to force bad shots written all over his face!
All Might reflects on what could have been. Heavy feet the difference tonight.
Lelouch Lamperouge is the last one off the court, shoulders hunched. Saitama waits at the tunnel entrance. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
77-113 (D)
The palace of hoops welcomes Satoru Gojō! The hechicero jujutsu with the game has arrived!
Denji with the off-balance and-one! This dude out of nowhere couldn't set the feet!
Denji passes to nobody! This rising star with a head-scratching decision!
Denji gets posted up and scored on! This guy nobody was talking about overpowered!
All Might slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a superhéroe hits the workbench!
Halftime! Lelouch Lamperouge is limping slightly heading off the court. Anecdote of the day: Lelouch Lamperouge forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
Lelouch Lamperouge penetrates but overcooks it! Ego the size of Texas showing up again!
Denji drags their feet! Heavy as their bare hands at the end of a shift!
Denji with the travel! Footwork confusion worthy of a lost cazador de demonios!
Satoru Gojō can't hide the frustration! Their bare hands frustration meets the orange frustration!
Saitama shakes hands through the pain! A superhéroe who respects their bare hands and the game!
Satoru Gojō closes his eyes walking out. Denji keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
96-116 (D)
Satoru Gojō comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the hechicero jujutsu means business!
Denji, this combo guard, loses the handle and the opportunity! Tendency to force bad shots!
Saitama takes off the rock right to the defense! Costly mistake by this diamond in the rough!
Satoru Gojō loses the battle in the paint! Being a hechicero jujutsu doesn't help you here!
This guy nobody was talking about All Might capitalizes back to the basket! A step-back three with iron discipline!
Halftime. Saitama's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Rumor has it Saitama tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
All Might vents at their teammates! The superhéroe who vents about the game!
Lelouch Lamperouge, this total unknown, with the shot-clock heave! No good from way beyond the arc!
Satoru Gojō, this combo guard, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! Nerves of steel!
Lelouch Lamperouge labors up the court! Trudging like a piloto de mecha dragging the game!
All Might, this solid build, hangs the head. Tough loss despite unreal swagger effort.
Satoru Gojō replays the score in his head on a loop. All Might tries to think about something else. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. We're done! And now: 'The Voice: Office Karaoke After Two Beers Edition.'
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
94-125 (D)
Denji checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!
Denji misfires in the paint! Their bare hands calibration needed!
All Might dispossessed! Couldn't hold on, not the superhéroe's finest moment!
Lelouch Lamperouge, this tweener, fouls unnecessarily driving to the hoop! Sometimes predictable game!
A step-back three from Satoru Gojō! This surprise package is putting on a show tonight!
The players file out. All Might exchanges a tense look with the coach. Did you know All Might plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
All Might shakes their head! A superhéroe who can't believe that just happened!
Saitama misses badly! Should have aimed like they aim their bare hands at the game!
Saitama sets the screen with precision worthy of their bare hands! Tactical genius!
This player nobody saw coming Saitama calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Limited stamina taking its toll!
All Might looks at the scoreboard one last time! Numbers don't lie for a superhéroe!
Lelouch Lamperouge turns back to look at the court one last time. Saitama doesn't turn around. I learned backstage that Saitama also does piloto de mecha on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
79-118 (D)
All Might wins the opening tip! Tipping off with superhéroe energy!
Denji can't buy a bucket! Another miss back to the basket! Frustrating!
All Might, this smooth operator, commits the travel! Sometimes predictable game in the footwork!
Denji gets back-doored! Didn't see it, like not seeing the game behind their bare hands!
All Might can't mask the disappointment! This dark horse wearing it on the sleeve!
Break! All Might heads straight to the bathroom moment he hits the locker room. Anecdote: All Might tried to impress the New York Over-Timers players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. Break's over, the players take their positions.
This dark horse Satoru Gojō muscles up a double-clutch layup but can't get it to fall!
All Might rises up a step slower than usual! Ego the size of Texas in the tank!
Denji, this combo guard, gets called for the carry! Limited stamina in ball-handling!
Satoru Gojō drops the head after another miss! Injury-prone body sapping the confidence!
Denji, this newcomer, takes the loss hard. Ego the size of Texas at the wrong moments.
Lelouch Lamperouge's lip is trembling. Saitama dodges the cameras by pulling up his hood. I learned backstage that Saitama also does piloto de mecha on weekends. That explains those reflexes. That was beautiful. And now: 'House Hunters International: 90-Square-Foot Studio, Wall View.' A steal.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
89-133 (D)
Lelouch Lamperouge, this total unknown, draws first blood! A bank shot to start!
All Might attacks but the shot rims out! Heavy feet rears its ugly head!
All Might, this tweener, fumbles the entry pass at the buzzer!
This total unknown All Might misjudges the passing lane! Easy assist through!
Denji takes off the towel! This unknown gem showing occasional mental lapses!
Back in the locker room, Satoru Gojō sits down and stares at the ceiling. Did you know Satoru Gojō keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
Satoru Gojō can't find the range! Their bare hands has better accuracy than that!
Satoru Gojō calls for the sub! Even a hechicero jujutsu's stamina with their bare hands has limits!
Saitama dribbles it off their foot! Their bare hands would never betray a superhéroe like that!
Denji gets a technical for complaining! Hot head on full display!
Lelouch Lamperouge dribbles to the tunnel in disappointment. This diamond in the rough will learn from this.
Satoru Gojō pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. Saitama takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
97-120 (D)
All Might stretches center court! Loosening up, the superhéroe is getting ready!
This player nobody saw coming Satoru Gojō throws up a prayer facing the rim! Not answered!
Intercepted! All Might's pass snatched right out of the air! A superhéroe would never be that careless!
Saitama gives up the easy bucket! Easier than competing the game!
Satoru Gojō banks a tear drop off the glass! Geometry learned from the hechicero jujutsu life!
Coach calls everyone back. Saitama drags his feet toward the tunnel. Rumor has it Saitama talks to his basketball in the locker room. Nobody dares say it's weird. Second half! The crowd is on its feet, and so are the players.
Saitama, this potential breakout star, barks at the teammate! Lack of consistency taking over!
Saitama bricks another one! Building something awful with their bare hands tonight!
Denji uses their size out there! The cazador de demonios has a built-in advantage!
Denji gets the mercy sub! Mercy, like a cazador de demonios begging the game for mercy!
Despite the loss, All Might held their own with the game! The superhéroe fought!
All Might snaps at the bench on his way out. Denji says nothing, but his look says everything. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
80-124 (D)
This who-is-this-guy player Satoru Gojō comes out firing! An off-balance shot in the first minute!
Saitama can't get it to fall! Gravity treats the orange differently than the game!
All Might throws it into traffic! Reckless pass, the superhéroe got too confident!
Lelouch Lamperouge gets blown by! Even a piloto de mecha couldn't stop that!
Denji penetrates angrily after the turnover! This dark horse spiraling!
The players file out. Satoru Gojō exchanges a tense look with the coach. Small detail: Satoru Gojō whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. Back in action! The coach got the message across.
All Might gets the friendly rim but no luck! Even the superhéroe touch can't save that one!
Lelouch Lamperouge grabs the jersey for air! Needs more air than their bare hands in the workshop!
Denji gets the ball stripped! The game would have stayed in a cazador de demonios's grip!
Saitama mouths off and picks up a T! Lack of consistency taking over!
Saitama, this swiss-army-knife type, trudges off the court. Lessons to take from this one.
Lelouch Lamperouge is the last one off the court, shoulders hunched. Satoru Gojō waits at the tunnel entrance. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
87-131 (D)
Satoru Gojō begins their shift on the venue! A hechicero jujutsu starting the their bare hands shift!
Satoru Gojō clanks another one off the rim! This dark horse needs to find rhythm!
Denji throws it away! A pass worse than a cazador de demonios tossing the game!
Lelouch Lamperouge gets screened out of the play! This unknown gem lost in traffic!
Satoru Gojō, this versatile guy, throws the hands up! Exasperated from the left corner!
Break time. Denji bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Rumor has it Denji talks to his basketball in the locker room. Nobody dares say it's weird. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Saitama, this hungry young player, comes up empty! A catch-and-shoot triple off target from mid-range!
All Might is dead on their feet! Running on fumes, the superhéroe is spent!
Saitama with the bad read! Misreading the play like misreading the game!
All Might, this dark horse, yells at the coaching staff! Lack of consistency causing friction!
Lelouch Lamperouge leaves the arena quietly! Quiet as a piloto de mecha after the game setback!
Denji rips off his headband and throws it on the ground. Satoru Gojō picks up his own and folds it carefully. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Saitama.
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