My dream starting five — basketball_team 🇺🇾
5 miembros · TeamBranch
Diario de temporada
Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | My Team | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
Pretemporada
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Michael Jordan on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 198 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
87-130 (D)
Tip-off! Stephen Curry gets us started! Let's go!
Cooper Flagg forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Stephen Curry throws it into the stands! What was that from this headliner!
Austin Reaves reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Austin Reaves mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Stephen Curry grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Stephen Curry started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Michael Jordan misfires from the left corner! This absolute legend searching for answers!
This name that's buzzing Austin Reaves has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This name that's buzzing Austin Reaves with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Michael Jordan storms to the bench! This undisputed superstar is visibly upset!
Austin Reaves reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Stephen Curry's gaze is cold, distant. Cooper Flagg's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
129-95 (V)
Cooper Flagg, this league veteran, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Michael Jordan goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This all-time great is relentless!
Stephen Curry with the bounce pass! This franchise guy threading it perfectly!
This potential GOAT Michael Jordan with a cold-blooded double-clutch layup! No conscience!
Michael Jordan anticipates the cut and deflects the Wilson! This guy with rings on every finger reading minds!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Michael Jordan asks for an ice pack. Anecdote: Michael Jordan fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Michael Jordan with the tough sky hook through contact! This first-ballot legend won't be denied!
Michael Jordan, this mammoth, caps off a dominant performance! Ridiculous creativity from start to finish!
This jersey-selling name Stephen Curry celebrates too early! A sky hook didn't count! Awkward!
This jersey-selling name Stephen Curry holds up three fingers! A bench mob celebration after the triple!
Deandre Ayton, this solid pro, embraces the teammates! A primal scream! Sweet victory!
Michael Jordan moonwalks across the hardwood. Cooper Flagg attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
119-94 (V)
Deandre Ayton, this player making noise, embraces the wild stands! Game on!
A bank shot from Michael Jordan! This franchise cornerstone is putting on a show tonight!
Cooper Flagg a ball recovery with authority! This beanpole protecting the paint!
This multi-time All-Star Stephen Curry with the behind-the-back dish! Highlight-reel pass!
Austin Reaves, this seasoned vet, manages the clock beautifully in the first half!
Halftime. Michael Jordan wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Fun fact: Michael Jordan blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
An and-one from Stephen Curry! That's a killer instinct at the highest level!
Listen to that roar! Austin Reaves pulls up and the place explodes!
Austin Reaves, this up-and-coming baller, runs the play exactly as drawn! Execution!
Cooper Flagg leaves it all on the floor! This well-respected player with an off-the-charts basketball IQ effort!
Deandre Ayton launches into the tunnel with the W! This up-and-coming baller all smiles!
Cooper Flagg points both hands at the sky. Stephen Curry points at Cooper Flagg. Austin Reaves points at the exit. I learned backstage that Stephen Curry also does volunteer firefighter on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
131-93 (V)
Deandre Ayton rises up into position! This seasoned vet not wasting any time!
This headliner Stephen Curry finishes with authority! A thunderous slam off the pick and roll!
Stephen Curry goes to work and dishes! Gorgeous feed off the pick and roll! Unreal swagger!
Stephen Curry dribbles the ball with purpose! An off-balance shot! This All-Star caliber talent means business!
Austin Reaves with the huge flawless defensive rotation at the top of the key! This player making noise says no!
The players head to the locker room. Michael Jordan is sweating like a racehorse. True story: Michael Jordan walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Philadelphia Injury-Report. Awkward. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
Stephen Curry scores at will! A free throw from mid-range! This world-class player domination!
Michael Jordan fades away with confidence! The game is well in hand for this generational talent!
This name that's buzzing Austin Reaves calls for the rock but trips over the baseline! Comedy gold!
Cooper Flagg pulls up to center court! A raised fist! This established player owns the moment!
That's the game! Cooper Flagg finishes with a monster performance! This up-and-coming baller victorious!
Austin Reaves pretends to plant a flag at center court. Deandre Ayton stands at attention. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
105-107 (D)
Cooper Flagg, this mammoth, announced to huge cheers! A Playoff atmosphere!
Stephen Curry with the highlight-reel double-clutch layup! This multi-time All-Star owning the moment!
Cooper Flagg, this beanpole, gets dunked on from the right corner! Poster material!
A step-back three from Austin Reaves hits the iron! Hot head under the spotlight!
Michael Jordan forces the turnover! This absolute legend creating opportunities on both ends!
Halftime whistle. Michael Jordan flops into the first available chair. Little scoop: Michael Jordan logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Austin Reaves misses in the clutch! A catch-and-shoot triple off the mark in the fourth quarter!
This basketball god Michael Jordan fouls hard out of frustration! Sometimes predictable game showing!
The legend of Austin Reaves grows! This player on the come-up adding another chapter at the buzzer!
Michael Jordan turns it over on a strategic timeout! This undisputed superstar crumbles under pressure!
Michael Jordan, this towering presence, trudges off the palace of hoops. Lessons to take from this one.
Stephen Curry and Deandre Ayton walk side by side without looking at each other. The silence is deafening. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
106-103 (V)
Stephen Curry, this all-around player, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
Cooper Flagg, this player on the come-up, walls up at the buzzer! Impenetrable defense!
This dude putting the league on notice Cooper Flagg puts up a bank shot but it won't fall! Off night!
This respected competitor Austin Reaves is automatic driving to the hoop! A euro-step drops again!
Stephen Curry makes the hockey pass! A gym-rat work ethic finding the extra pass!
Halftime whistle. Stephen Curry spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Did you know Stephen Curry entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
Cooper Flagg, this hooper's hooper, with the clutch crucial offensive board! On the inbound pass stop!
Cooper Flagg with the suffocating defense! This player making noise is a wall out there!
The fans sense it coming! The energy is building as Michael Jordan gets hot!
Deandre Ayton, this undersized dog, comes up big! A euro-step in the money time! Legend!
This legit talent Austin Reaves thanks the fans! The crowd is on its feet! What a ride!
Cooper Flagg makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. Michael Jordan makes a bigger heart. Deandre Ayton makes a massive heart. I learned tonight that Cooper Flagg used to be a volunteer firefighter. That explains the unique running style. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
127-95 (V)
Michael Jordan looks dialed in from the start! A killer instinct preparation showing!
Michael Jordan, this potential GOAT, reads the play perfectly and delivers a tear drop!
This next-level player Austin Reaves takes the charge from the left corner! Gutsy play!
Cooper Flagg with the hockey assist! That extra pass, beautiful basketball!
Austin Reaves sets the screen at the perfect angle! This league veteran cerebral play!
Break. Michael Jordan collapses next to the vending machine. Did you know Michael Jordan entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
Michael Jordan attacks the damn ball beautifully for a fadeaway jumper! What touch!
This global icon Michael Jordan brings a packed arena to a new level! Incredible scene!
This All-Star caliber talent Stephen Curry runs the rock patiently! Searching for the perfect shot!
This seasoned vet Austin Reaves with a performance for the ages! A live masterclass chapter!
Austin Reaves, this giant, celebrates the win! An ice-cold stare at the opposing bench! What a game!
Cooper Flagg makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. Stephen Curry makes a bigger heart. Deandre Ayton makes a massive heart. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
102-103 (D)
Stephen Curry, this versatile guy, is introduced and the arena explodes! This multi-time All-Star is in the building!
Deandre Ayton, this scrappy guard, muscles in for a pull-up jumper! Pure power!
Deandre Ayton gets crossed over! This up-and-coming baller left frozen from way beyond the arc!
Deandre Ayton, this player on the come-up, with the shot-clock heave! No good from mid-range!
Michael Jordan, this absolute unit, blocks the shot and starts the break! Comeback!
Halftime! Austin Reaves is limping slightly heading off the court. Exclusive info: Austin Reaves is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
This hooper's hooper Austin Reaves picks up the foul at the last second! Terrible timing!
Stephen Curry, this multi-time All-Star, with the frustrated foul! Shaky emotions under pressure in tough moments!
Remember this moment! Michael Jordan is making history with a thunderous slam!
Stephen Curry, this combo guard, rattles out the free throw! Occasional mental lapses getting the best of this headliner!
Stephen Curry, this established star, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Stephen Curry turns back to look at the court one last time. Cooper Flagg doesn't turn around. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
110-104 (V)
Cooper Flagg opens with a layup! This established player making an early statement!
This up-and-coming baller Austin Reaves erupts for a sky hook! The floodgates are open!
Deandre Ayton with a textbook defensive stance! That's how you do it!
This guy with a proven track record Cooper Flagg finds the open man! Assist and a sky hook!
Austin Reaves spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
Back to the locker room. Stephen Curry punches his locker. Little secret: Stephen Curry has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Cooper Flagg crosses over the Wilson with flair and hits a deep three! Sensational!
Michael Jordan, this oversized freak, commands a standing ovation! The arena belongs to this hall-of-fame lock!
Stephen Curry, this combo guard, sets the perfect screen! That dawg mentality for the team!
Deandre Ayton, this undersized spark plug, carries the weight of the team on those shoulders!
Austin Reaves sits on the bench with a smile! This name that's buzzing job well done!
Michael Jordan dumps his Gatorade on Cooper Flagg who screams because it was cold. Stephen Curry piles on. Tonight I had a revelation: Cooper Flagg runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
109-102 (V)
This guy with a proven track record Deandre Ayton comes out aggressive! Opens with a double-clutch layup from downtown!
What a play by Michael Jordan! A free throw under the basket! This household name is cooking!
This hall-of-fame lock Michael Jordan comes up with a massive steal! Transition time!
This household name Michael Jordan with the one-handed bullet pass! Right on the money!
This multi-time All-Star Stephen Curry sets the back screen! Insane court vision off-ball contribution!
Halftime! Michael Jordan is limping slightly heading off the court. They say Michael Jordan has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
Stephen Curry strings together a double-clutch layup driving to the hoop. Freakish explosiveness on full display!
A cathedral silence fills the arena! This solid pro Cooper Flagg feeds off the energy!
Austin Reaves sacrifices the body taking the charge! This dude putting the league on notice ultimate teammate!
The narrative shifts! Deandre Ayton takes control with a gym-rat work ethic!
Michael Jordan drives in triumph! The final buzzer sounds! That's a W!
Stephen Curry grabs the PA announcer's mic and shouts Cooper Flagg's name. The announcer chases him. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. Good night! And now: 'Naked and Afraid: Lost in the Shopping Mall.'
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
111-103 (V)
This legit talent Deandre Ayton comes out firing! A floater in the first minute!
Deandre Ayton buries a finger roll facing the rim! This dude putting the league on notice is on fire tonight!
Stephen Curry, this swiss-army-knife type, covers ground to get the defensive rebound! Wow!
Deandre Ayton, this solid pro, drives and kicks! Perfect assist for a half-court heave!
Stephen Curry fires away into the right spacing! Iron discipline and elite court awareness!
Rest. Michael Jordan buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Little scoop: Michael Jordan tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
Deandre Ayton, this solid pro, exploits the mismatch for a pull-up jumper! Too easy!
The energy in this building is unreal! Michael Jordan channeling wild stands!
This max-contract guy Stephen Curry dives for the loose ball! A gym-rat work ethic on every play!
Cooper Flagg pulls up with purpose! Natural-born leadership driving this team forward!
Stephen Curry pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This established star savors the win!
Stephen Curry grabs Cooper Flagg and hoists him onto his shoulders. Austin Reaves tries to climb on too. It ends in a pile. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
81-111 (D)
Deandre Ayton, this undersized spark plug, takes the court! The hostile crowd is electric!
Michael Jordan air-mails a bucket from mid-range! Way off for this living legend!
Michael Jordan throws it away! Ego the size of Texas under pressure off the pick and roll!
Cooper Flagg overcommits and gets beat! Occasional mental lapses when reading the play!
Stephen Curry gets a technical for complaining! Heavy feet on full display!
Halftime whistle. Stephen Curry spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Little secret: Stephen Curry listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Austin Reaves fires a pull-up jumper at the buzzer but can't connect! Heavy feet showing!
Michael Jordan grabs the shorts! This once-in-a-lifetime player is running on fumes!
Michael Jordan launches the pill right to the defense! Costly mistake by this all-time great!
Cooper Flagg, this player making noise, refuses to high-five! Limited stamina hurting the chemistry!
This certified bucket Stephen Curry shakes hands and moves on. In the end, limited stamina proved costly.
Michael Jordan watches the crowd file out in silence. Austin Reaves prefers not to look. I got a text from Michael Jordan after the game. Just kidding. Nobody texts me. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
118-103 (V)
Stephen Curry rises up onto the floor! The crowd roars for this bonafide star!
A step-back three by Michael Jordan facing the rim! A gym-rat work ethic in every fiber!
Michael Jordan pressures the inbound! This once-in-a-lifetime player with relentless freakish explosiveness!
Michael Jordan blows past into the lane and kicks out! Insane court vision and great decision-making!
Austin Reaves, this towering presence, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! Silky smooth technique!
Halftime. Austin Reaves's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Anecdote: Austin Reaves tried to impress the Boston Ring-Chasers players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
Austin Reaves, this legit talent, operates from the right corner with a finger roll! Clinic!
This player on the come-up Deandre Ayton silences the hostile crowd! A packed arena shifts!
Cooper Flagg finds the open teammate! This league veteran making everyone better!
The transformation of Stephen Curry is complete! This reliable star has arrived!
Austin Reaves, this mountain of a man, salutes the faithful! A primal scream! What a night!
Michael Jordan and Stephen Curry cradle the game ball like a baby. Cooper Flagg takes a photo. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
90-105 (D)
Michael Jordan steps back with energy from the opening whistle! This hall-of-fame lock locked in!
Stephen Curry forces a deep three from the right corner! This world-class player trying too hard!
Austin Reaves coughs up the orange! Tendency to force bad shots strikes again at half court!
This guy with a proven track record Deandre Ayton fouls reaching in! Occasional mental lapses on defense!
Stephen Curry knocks down a bucket from way beyond the arc! Ice in the veins!
Back to the locker room. Deandre Ayton punches his locker. Confession: Deandre Ayton tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
Deandre Ayton slams the ball in frustration! Shaky emotions under pressure on full display!
This up-and-coming baller Cooper Flagg short-arms a deep three in transition! Not enough lift!
Stephen Curry, this All-Star caliber talent, orchestrates the delay game! Eyes in the back of the head in action!
Stephen Curry, this established star, is dragging! The this ball game minutes taking their toll!
Austin Reaves walks off in silence. This respected competitor gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Stephen Curry takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Cooper Flagg doesn't drink. Throat too tight. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
96-109 (D)
This living legend Michael Jordan gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
This dude putting the league on notice Cooper Flagg with a rare miss at the top of the key! Even the best stumble!
This franchise guy Stephen Curry forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
Cooper Flagg loses the screen battle! Sometimes predictable game around the picks!
Deandre Ayton shoots the pill with iron discipline. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
Off to the locker room. Deandre Ayton has already drained two water bottles. Fun fact: Deandre Ayton blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
Cooper Flagg, this tower, shows negative body language! Injury-prone body creeping in!
Michael Jordan, this hall-of-fame lock, sends the pill wide! The touch is off tonight!
Michael Jordan reads the defense perfectly! An off-the-charts basketball IQ and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Cooper Flagg misses from fatigue! This established player can't get the elevation driving to the hoop!
This up-and-coming baller Cooper Flagg tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Michael Jordan sits on the floor in the hallway. Cooper Flagg sits down next to him. Nobody speaks. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
My Team ends the season #7 with a 9W-6L record. Season MVP: Michael Jordan.
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