My dream starting five — basketball_team 🇺🇾
5 miembros · TeamBranch
Diario de temporada
Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | New York Over-Timers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Houston Blast-Off | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 8 | Denver Horse-Track | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | My Team | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 15 | Phoenix No-Defense | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pretemporada
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Luka Dončić on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 201 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (D)
Tip-off! Cooper Flagg gets us started! Let's go!
Stephen Curry forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Cooper Flagg throws it into the stands! What was that from this player on the come-up!
Kon Knueppel reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Kon Knueppel mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Cooper Flagg grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Cooper Flagg started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Luka Dončić misfires from the left corner! This jersey-selling name searching for answers!
This newcomer Kon Knueppel has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This newcomer Kon Knueppel with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Luka Dončić storms to the bench! This headliner is visibly upset!
Kon Knueppel reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Cooper Flagg's gaze is cold, distant. Stephen Curry's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
128-96 (V)
Stephen Curry, this franchise guy, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Luka Dončić goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This world-class player is relentless!
Cooper Flagg with the help-side brilliant anticipation! This name that's buzzing always in position!
Kon Knueppel with the transition assist! This potential breakout star pushing the pace with pure God-given talent!
This dude out of nowhere Kon Knueppel switches defensive assignments on the fly! Next-level basketball IQ!
First half is done. Kon Knueppel is chugging Gatorade like it's water. The staff told me Kon Knueppel sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This jersey-selling name Luka Dončić is automatic along the baseline! A free throw drops again!
You can feel a hostile crowd through the screen! Cooper Flagg in the spotlight!
Luka Dončić attacks the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
Deandre Ayton dribbles like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
Deandre Ayton, this next-level player, with the post-game interview smile! An off-the-charts basketball IQ all night!
Kon Knueppel blows a kiss to the camera. Luka Dončić blows twelve. Stephen Curry blocks the lens. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
91-101 (D)
This seasoned vet Deandre Ayton comes out aggressive! Opens with a fadeaway jumper from the left corner!
This well-respected player Deandre Ayton with a rare miss from downtown! Even the best stumble!
This established star Luka Dončić with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
This franchise guy Luka Dončić gives up the offensive rebound! Injury-prone body when boxing out!
Stephen Curry knocks down a fadeaway jumper driving to the hoop! Ice in the veins!
Break. Stephen Curry asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. They say Stephen Curry eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Kon Knueppel goes to work and kicks the stanchion! This newcomer losing composure!
This up-and-coming baller Cooper Flagg misses the mark! A pull-up jumper goes begging from the left corner!
Deandre Ayton reads the defense perfectly! A gym-rat work ethic and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Deandre Ayton is gassed! This up-and-coming baller bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
Cooper Flagg had the chances but couldn't convert. This league veteran left wanting.
Luka Dončić clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Stephen Curry fidgets with his wristband nervously. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
115-94 (V)
Stephen Curry steps back onto the floor! The crowd roars for this certified bucket!
This guy with a proven track record Deandre Ayton does it again! A bucket with effortless precision!
This solid pro Cooper Flagg with the weak-side rebound in traffic! Incredible help!
Luka Dončić, this beanpole, runs the offense with next-level basketball IQ! Beautiful passing!
Stephen Curry spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
End of the second quarter. Luka Dončić is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Little secret: Luka Dončić listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Deandre Ayton, this league veteran, drops a half-court heave facing the rim! Pure artistry!
Deandre Ayton, this little firecracker, gets the standing ovation! A crowd fully behind them!
Luka Dončić puts ego aside! The team comes first for this All-Star caliber talent!
Kon Knueppel, this rising star, answers every challenge! That dawg mentality never fading!
Deandre Ayton, this undersized dog, takes the final bow! A hug with the coach! Dominant display!
Deandre Ayton cries tears of joy in Kon Knueppel's arms. Stephen Curry is also crying but nobody knows why. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
121-94 (V)
Kon Knueppel, this giant, takes the court! The standing ovation is electric!
Kon Knueppel, this tower, uses every inch to deliver a floater!
Stephen Curry, this versatile guy, contests everything in the paint! Pure God-given talent on full display!
Deandre Ayton with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! That dawg mentality on that one!
Stephen Curry, this established star, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Halftime! Stephen Curry looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Did you know Stephen Curry keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Cooper Flagg, this player making noise, knifes through for a buzzer beater from mid-range! Wow!
Deafening noise! Luka Dončić dribbles and the building shakes!
This certified bucket Stephen Curry unites the locker room! Silky smooth technique captain's mentality!
Stephen Curry, this do-it-all player, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this headliner right now!
Cooper Flagg, this legit talent, embraces the teammates! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! Sweet victory!
Cooper Flagg pretends to faint from happiness. Deandre Ayton pretends to call 911. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
117-99 (V)
Stephen Curry, this combo guard, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
Cooper Flagg pulls up the ball with purpose! A deep three! This next-level player means business!
Luka Dončić digs in defensively! Nerves of steel when the team needs stops!
This rising star Kon Knueppel creates for others! Unselfish play with a killer instinct!
Kon Knueppel, this 7-footer, exploits the mismatch at the buzzer! Smart play!
Halftime! Cooper Flagg walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Did you know Cooper Flagg started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Deandre Ayton dribbles and fires a tear drop! This little firecracker lighting it up!
Cooper Flagg, this mountain of a man, gestures for more noise! The crowd goes nuts!
Deandre Ayton sacrifices the body taking the charge! This next-level player ultimate teammate!
Kon Knueppel, this titan, embodies the spirit of competition! What a show!
Cooper Flagg pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This player making noise savors the win!
Kon Knueppel jumps so high from joy he nearly touches the scoreboard. Almost. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
118-87 (V)
This franchise guy Stephen Curry in the starting lineup! Let's see what this franchise guy brings!
Deandre Ayton explodes the Spalding with flair and hits a layup! Sensational!
Kon Knueppel with the no-look pass! This guy nobody was talking about has eyes in the back of the head!
This max-contract guy Stephen Curry with a vintage sky hook! The old magic is still there!
Stephen Curry, this established star, shuts down the play in the paint! Lockdown defender!
Halftime! Luka Dončić is limping slightly heading off the court. Confession: Luka Dončić calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Stephen Curry with the tough layup through contact! This max-contract guy won't be denied!
Deandre Ayton piles it on! A bucket extends the lead! No mercy tonight!
Kon Knueppel asks the scorer's table for the score! This unknown gem forgot!
Kon Knueppel throws the finger guns at the crowd! A salute to the fans after a thunderous slam!
Kon Knueppel fades away into the tunnel with the W! This dark horse all smiles!
Deandre Ayton and Kon Knueppel pound their chests like gorillas. The coach pretends not to know them. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
112-98 (V)
Kon Knueppel looks dialed in from the start! A killer instinct preparation showing!
Cooper Flagg dishes and scores! A deep three! This 7-footer is a problem!
Cooper Flagg with the chase-down ball recovery! What athleticism!
This dude out of nowhere Kon Knueppel finds the open man! Assist and a bank shot!
Deandre Ayton crosses over the ball out of the trap! Eyes in the back of the head under pressure!
Halftime. Deandre Ayton is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Little scoop: Deandre Ayton logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Kon Knueppel answers back with a deep three! Next-level basketball IQ under pressure!
This max-contract guy Luka Dončić turns the hostile crowd into stunned silence!
Cooper Flagg, this mammoth, boxes out for the teammate! This next-level player doing the dirty work!
Cooper Flagg dunks into the record books! This solid pro making memories!
Deandre Ayton, this short king, carries the team to victory! MVP-level performance!
Kon Knueppel does a belly slide on the court. Cooper Flagg does a back slide. The hardwood is ruined. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
106-117 (D)
Cooper Flagg takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Deandre Ayton with a rough hook shot at the top of the key! Lack of consistency at the worst time!
This rising star Kon Knueppel commits the 5-second violation! Clock management injury-prone body!
Stephen Curry gambles for the steal and pays the price! Lack of consistency!
Kon Knueppel with iron discipline finds the angle for a floater!
Halftime whistle! Luka Dončić grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Intel: Luka Dončić once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Stephen Curry slams the Wilson in frustration! Sometimes predictable game on full display!
A deep three attempt by Cooper Flagg falls short! Lack of consistency in the legs!
This multi-time All-Star Stephen Curry attacks the closeout! Driving past the over-eager defender!
This franchise guy Luka Dončić is a warrior but the body says no! The 48 regulation minutes of war!
Cooper Flagg sits alone on the bench. This legit talent processing the defeat.
Cooper Flagg clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Kon Knueppel fidgets with his wristband nervously. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
119-93 (V)
Deandre Ayton, this hooper's hooper, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Deandre Ayton catches fire! And it's a buzzer beater! Nerves of steel taking over!
Cooper Flagg, this tree of a man, recovers and contests! Never-give-up effort fueled by night-in night-out consistency!
This seasoned vet Cooper Flagg with the wraparound pass! How did that get through!
Stephen Curry, this All-Star caliber talent, orchestrates the delay game! Nerves of steel in action!
Halftime! Cooper Flagg walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Intel: Cooper Flagg asked Denver Horse-Track for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
Cooper Flagg, this tree of a man, rises above and hammers an alley-oop!
Cooper Flagg explodes and the crowd chants the name! Listen to that noise!
Luka Dončić, this absolute unit, sets the perfect screen! Eyes in the back of the head for the team!
This seasoned vet Cooper Flagg channels the inner champion! Next-level basketball IQ at its peak!
That's the game! Deandre Ayton finishes with a monster performance! This up-and-coming baller victorious!
Luka Dončić hugs the mascot. Stephen Curry hugs the referee. Awkward. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
99-103 (D)
This bonafide star Luka Dončić opens the scoring! A free throw! Early advantage!
Luka Dončić with an incredible thunderous slam from downtown! Standing ovation!
Cooper Flagg turns the head and loses the man! This player on the come-up napping defensively!
Cooper Flagg, this long boy, gets stuffed trying a fadeaway jumper! Denied!
Cooper Flagg, this 7-footer, refuses to die! A reverse layup keeps the dream alive!
Well-deserved break. Kon Knueppel looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Little scoop: Kon Knueppel tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
Deandre Ayton, this little guy, forces a bad shot in the extra period! Tendency to force bad shots!
This reliable star Stephen Curry can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
Deandre Ayton, this up-and-coming baller, has been building to this all game! At the last second!
Cooper Flagg, this solid pro, misses the potential game-winner! Limited stamina!
This bonafide star Stephen Curry stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this bonafide star wanted.
Kon Knueppel walks head down toward the tunnel. Stephen Curry drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
97-115 (D)
And we're underway! Luka Dončić touches the basketball first! This world-class player looks eager!
Deandre Ayton forces a buzzer beater at the top of the key! This seasoned vet trying too hard!
Kon Knueppel with the lazy pass! Tendency to force bad shots leading to easy points!
Deandre Ayton, this scrappy guard, gets exploited in the switch! Lack of consistency exposed in the mismatch!
This bonafide star Luka Dončić finishes with authority! A layup off the pick and roll!
Finally a breather. Stephen Curry has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. I've been told Stephen Curry always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.
Kon Knueppel dribbles the towel! This dark horse showing limited stamina!
Cooper Flagg with the off-balance thunderous slam! This respected competitor couldn't set the feet!
This franchise guy Stephen Curry runs the pick-and-pop to perfection! Tactical mastery!
Cooper Flagg takes off but the legs won't cooperate! Hot head catching up!
Luka Dončić penetrates to the tunnel in disappointment. This top-tier talent will learn from this.
Kon Knueppel's brow is furrowed, lips pressed thin. Cooper Flagg breathes through his nose, hard, steady, trying to calm down. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
84-114 (D)
This guy with a proven track record Cooper Flagg catches the Spalding early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Stephen Curry forces a bad scoop layup! This headliner needs to trust teammates!
Deandre Ayton fires away the damn ball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this well-respected player!
Deandre Ayton overcommits and gets beat! Hot head when reading the play!
Luka Dončić glares at the scoreboard! This franchise guy not happy with the situation!
Halftime whistle! Stephen Curry grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Anecdote of the day: Stephen Curry forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Kon Knueppel, this mammoth, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this diamond in the rough!
Stephen Curry, this smooth operator, with tired legs from the right corner! Hot head slowing this multi-time All-Star down!
This up-and-coming baller Deandre Ayton gets pickpocketed at the buzzer! Sloppy handling!
Kon Knueppel, this who-is-this-guy player, refuses to high-five! Heavy feet hurting the chemistry!
Kon Knueppel, this long boy, trudges off the temple of basketball. Lessons to take from this one.
Luka Dončić walks head down toward the tunnel. Deandre Ayton drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
101-119 (D)
Cooper Flagg, this colossus, announced to huge cheers! An incredible energy!
A euro-step from Cooper Flagg hits the iron! Limited stamina under the spotlight!
Luka Dončić, this 7-footer, gets stripped at the top of the key! Injury-prone body exposed!
Kon Knueppel gets burned on the drive! Occasional mental lapses in lateral movement!
This hooper's hooper Deandre Ayton with a beautiful tear drop off the pick and roll! Poetry in motion!
Well-deserved break. Deandre Ayton looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Anecdote of the day: Deandre Ayton forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.
Deandre Ayton, this solid pro, barks at the teammate! Defense that's basically a suggestion taking over!
Stephen Curry fires a buzzer beater off the pick and roll but can't connect! Tendency to force bad shots showing!
This max-contract guy Stephen Curry recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
Cooper Flagg misses from fatigue! This up-and-coming baller can't get the elevation from the left corner!
This franchise guy Luka Dončić congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this franchise guy.
Deandre Ayton punches his locker when he gets to the locker room. Kon Knueppel slides down the wall to the floor. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
101-113 (D)
Deandre Ayton takes off with energy from the opening whistle! This established player locked in!
This established player Cooper Flagg whiffs on an off-balance shot! The crowd groans!
Stephen Curry with a wild pass that sails out! This headliner giving it away!
Deandre Ayton loses the screen battle! Defense that's basically a suggestion around the picks!
Cooper Flagg scores at will! A reverse layup facing the rim! This established player domination!
Time to breathe. Luka Dončić has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. I've been told Luka Dončić always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Deandre Ayton, this respected competitor, with the frustrated foul! Ego the size of Texas in tough moments!
Kon Knueppel, this hungry young player, fumbles the finish at the top of the key! Back to the drawing board!
Cooper Flagg, this legit talent, times the cut perfectly! Backdoor for a layup!
This solid pro Cooper Flagg calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Lack of consistency taking its toll!
Deandre Ayton, this legit talent, takes the loss hard. Limited stamina at the wrong moments.
Kon Knueppel is the last one off the court, shoulders hunched. Cooper Flagg waits at the tunnel entrance. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
My Team ends the season #9 with a 7W-8L record. Season MVP: Luka Dončić.
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