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Diario de temporada
Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Denver Horse-Track | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | My Team | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 8 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 9 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 10 | Houston Blast-Off | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Miami Heart-Attack | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pretemporada
Buckle up, pull your visor down, and clench everything you've got because tonight we are NOT talking about some pickup game at the park. Hell no. We're talking about an arena shaking so hard the neighbors called the cops three times before tip-off. We're talking about a franchise built on decades of sweat, tears, heart-stopping buzzer-beaters, and Draft picks so bold that half the league thought they'd lost their minds. And yet, here they are, back and hungrier than ever. The team with no name, baby! Listen, I've watched hundreds of players come and go in my broadcasting career, but Grant Hill is something else entirely. He's the kind of player who makes you jump out of your chair and scream "OH SHIT" at your TV without even realizing it. Standing at 203 cm, a wingspan like a pterodactyl, and a killer instinct that even the coaches can't explain. This man feels the game. He knows where the ball is going to land before the shot even leaves the hand. He reads passes like he's reading minds. At this level, it's not basketball anymore, it's straight-up sorcery. You want to know the difference between a good player and a damn franchise player? It's the fourth quarter. When the legs are burning, when the lungs are begging for mercy, when the scoreboard is taunting you with a tight score, that's when he lights up. Like a diesel engine finally hitting its temperature. The first three quarters are the warm-up. The fourth quarter is his hunting ground. And the prey? It's the teams that thought they had a chance. The budget here is absolutely insane, we're talking stratosphere money. This is Warriors and Suns territory. These guys are so loaded they've triggered the Second Apron: the league literally forbids them from signing free agents or combining salaries in trades. They have zero flexibility, handcuffed by their own damn wealth. It's "championship or crash and burn," no in-between.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
99-94 (V)
Mason Plumlee, this tree of a man, sets the tone immediately! An off-the-charts basketball IQ from the jump!
This player making noise Anfernee Hardaway goes to work from the right corner! A half-court heave drops beautifully!
Grant Hill a defensive stop and starts the fast break! Defense wins championships!
This dude putting the league on notice Grant Hill with the wraparound pass! How did that get through!
This up-and-coming baller Mason Plumlee with the savvy veteran play! An off-the-charts basketball IQ experience showing!
The players file out. Muggsy Bogues exchanges a tense look with the coach. Exclusive info: Muggsy Bogues is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. Back at it! The players jog toward center court.
Mason Plumlee, this mammoth, showcases that dawg mentality with a gorgeous euro-step!
This guy with a proven track record Muggsy Bogues gets the crowd into it! A crowd fully behind them at fever pitch!
This next-level player Grant Hill tips it to the teammate! Night-in night-out consistency on full display!
The legend of Caris LeVert grows! This hooper's hooper adding another chapter driving to the hoop!
Mason Plumlee walks off the den victorious! This guy with a proven track record owns this moment!
Mason Plumlee and Anfernee Hardaway run circles around Muggsy Bogues who doesn't move. Zen. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
123-95 (V)
This legit talent Grant Hill means business! Fast start from mid-range!
Caris LeVert scores with natural-born leadership. A layup from mid-range! Too smooth!
Grant Hill draws the offensive foul! Smart play, great positioning!
Mason Plumlee with the bounce pass! This solid pro threading it perfectly!
This respected competitor Mason Plumlee attacks the closeout! Driving past the over-eager defender!
That's a cut. Anfernee Hardaway stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Fun fact: Anfernee Hardaway tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Grant Hill knocks down a two-handed slam back to the basket! Ice in the veins!
Mason Plumlee, this beanpole, commands an electric crowd! The arena belongs to this seasoned vet!
Caris LeVert takes the blame for the mistake! This seasoned vet protecting teammates!
Muggsy Bogues spins with purpose! Iron discipline driving this team forward!
Grant Hill, this tree of a man, carries the team to victory! MVP-level performance!
Muggsy Bogues does a handstand. Caris LeVert holds him by the feet. The crowd holds its breath. Your favorite commentator survived. It's not much, but it's honest work. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
128-89 (V)
This solid pro Mason Plumlee in the starting lineup! Let's see what this solid pro brings!
Anfernee Hardaway buries a pull-up jumper in transition! This up-and-coming baller is on fire tonight!
This up-and-coming baller Mason Plumlee leads the fast break and dishes! Easy bucket off the assist!
Caris LeVert attacks in transition and finishes with a pull-up jumper! Too good!
Muggsy Bogues reads the play and picks off the pass! Transition opportunity!
First half is done. Mason Plumlee is chugging Gatorade like it's water. Did you know? Mason Plumlee tried to become a rapper before basketball. The world dodged a bullet. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
Anfernee Hardaway, this player on the come-up, unleashes a pull-up jumper from way beyond the arc! Bang!
Grant Hill drives to yet another easy bucket! The floodgates opened!
Muggsy Bogues, this low-to-the-ground speedster, steps on the teammate's foot! Down goes this name that's buzzing!
Anfernee Hardaway, this beanpole, flexes on the crowd! A chest bump after a pull-up jumper!
Anfernee Hardaway pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This dude putting the league on notice savors the win!
Caris LeVert does the floss while Grant Hill spins like a top. Muggsy Bogues just stands there, arms crossed. Cool. Your commentator survived one game, four coffees, and a sandwich of questionable date. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
120-74 (V)
This player making noise Muggsy Bogues gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
This solid pro Grant Hill does it again! A catch-and-shoot triple with effortless precision!
Caris LeVert, this towering presence, finds the trailer! An off-balance shot off the assist, easy money!
A euro-step by Grant Hill at the buzzer! Unreal swagger in every fiber!
Muggsy Bogues, this little firecracker, recovers and contests! Never-give-up effort fueled by freakish explosiveness!
Coach calls everyone back. Mason Plumlee drags his feet toward the tunnel. Physio's confession: Mason Plumlee purrs when you massage his calves. Like a cat. A big cat. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Caris LeVert crosses over past the defense for a tear drop! Size advantage from this this oversized freak!
Mason Plumlee with the cherry on top! An off-balance shot in a blowout! Good night!
Mason Plumlee, this walking skyscraper, flexes after a missed shot! This established player keeping it positive!
Mason Plumlee blows past and celebrates! A raised fist along the baseline! The crowd erupts!
Caris LeVert, this well-respected player, high-fives the bench! A slide across the hardwood! Team effort!
Anfernee Hardaway and Caris LeVert fake a wrestling match. Mason Plumlee plays the referee and calls a timeout. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
130-92 (V)
Game time! Mason Plumlee and this legit talent ready to put on a show at the arena!
Anfernee Hardaway converts a tough deep three driving to the hoop! Skill level: elite!
Muggsy Bogues threads the needle! Beautiful assist from mid-range! Unreal court vision!
A bucket! Caris LeVert cannot be stopped tonight! This name that's buzzing is locked in!
Caris LeVert, this absolute unit, covers ground to get the perfect contest! Wow!
Halftime. The doctor examines Caris LeVert's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Fun fact: Caris LeVert is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
Anfernee Hardaway launches the basketball into a finger roll! A killer instinct shining through!
Mason Plumlee and the starters head to the bench! Job done, game over!
Muggsy Bogues explodes and the headband falls apart! Wardrobe malfunction!
Grant Hill, this well-respected player, cups the ear to the crowd! A bench mob celebration! They want more!
Caris LeVert, this league veteran, with the post-game interview smile! That dawg mentality all night!
Anfernee Hardaway and Caris LeVert swap jerseys with each other. Makes no sense but it's the emotion talking. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
121-77 (V)
Mason Plumlee, this beanpole, announced to huge cheers! A crowd fully behind them!
Muggsy Bogues with a gym-rat work ethic finds the angle for an alley-oop!
Mason Plumlee explodes into the lane and kicks out! Freakish explosiveness and great decision-making!
Muggsy Bogues, this seasoned vet, drops a half-court heave off the pick and roll! Pure artistry!
Muggsy Bogues slides the feet perfectly and forces a miss! Eyes in the back of the head in every step!
Cut! Halftime. Caris LeVert's jersey is completely drenched in sweat. Little scoop: Caris LeVert collects Pokemon cards. That Charizard is worth more than his first contract. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
Anfernee Hardaway goes to work the leather with ridiculous creativity. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
This well-respected player Caris LeVert adds another! This is a demolition job!
Anfernee Hardaway, this absolute unit, tries the spin move and gets dizzy! This hooper's hooper wobbling!
Muggsy Bogues rises up and pounds the chest! A salute to the fans! Warrior mentality!
Grant Hill daps up the opponent! Respect from this legit talent after the battle!
Mason Plumlee charges toward the crowd. Muggsy Bogues catches him just before he dives into the stands. I learned tonight that Mason Plumlee used to be a volunteer firefighter. That explains the unique running style. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
113-107 (V)
Tip-off! Grant Hill gets us started! Let's go!
Grant Hill blows past past everyone for a devastating dunk! This beanpole on a mission!
This up-and-coming baller Muggsy Bogues reads the play and intercepts! Brilliant anticipation!
Anfernee Hardaway dishes the Wilson with precision! Assist on the low block! Floor general!
Caris LeVert fades away to the weak side! This up-and-coming baller exploiting the rotation!
Halftime whistle. Muggsy Bogues high-fives his teammates on the way out. Little secret: Muggsy Bogues watches cat videos between quarters. Says it's relaxing. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
Grant Hill, this titan, elevates for a monster double-clutch layup!
The arena trembles! Muggsy Bogues with the play and a standing ovation follows!
Mason Plumlee, this mammoth, sets the perfect screen! Night-in night-out consistency for the team!
Anfernee Hardaway has found another gear! This player making noise shifting into overdrive!
Caris LeVert crosses over off the court victorious! This solid pro leaves it all out there!
Caris LeVert and Grant Hill play rock-paper-scissors to decide who carries the ball. Caris LeVert loses. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
107-88 (V)
This up-and-coming baller Anfernee Hardaway catches the leather early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Mason Plumlee pulls up the rock with flair and hits a sky hook! Sensational!
Grant Hill, this absolute unit, contests without fouling! Clean as a whistle!
Muggsy Bogues, this legit talent, manipulates the defense and drops the dime! An unmatched feel for the game!
Muggsy Bogues, this up-and-coming baller, orchestrates the delay game! Insane court vision in action!
Halftime whistle. Grant Hill high-fives his teammates on the way out. The staff told me Grant Hill sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
What a play by Muggsy Bogues! A bank shot at the top of the key! This established player is cooking!
This seasoned vet Muggsy Bogues has the arena rocking! A boiling cauldron off the charts!
This next-level player Mason Plumlee runs the pill patiently! Searching for the perfect shot!
Anfernee Hardaway, this player on the come-up, answers every challenge! An unmatched feel for the game never fading!
This well-respected player Caris LeVert secures the win with nerves of steel! Another one in the bag!
Grant Hill and Mason Plumlee form a tunnel for Muggsy Bogues to crawl through. Too tall. Gets stuck. Fun fact: my sound engineer fell asleep during the second quarter. I woke him with an elbow. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
106-108 (D)
This respected competitor Mason Plumlee opens the scoring! A devastating dunk! Early advantage!
This solid pro Caris LeVert with a vintage layup! The old magic is still there!
Mason Plumlee loses the screen battle! Ego the size of Texas around the picks!
Grant Hill launches the basketball into nothing! Injury-prone body on full display tonight!
Anfernee Hardaway penetrates with desperation and skill! This guy with a proven track record not done yet!
Cut! Halftime. Muggsy Bogues's jersey is completely drenched in sweat. Did you know Muggsy Bogues once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. The hardwood awaits. Here we go for the second half.
Anfernee Hardaway, this giant, forces a bad shot in the third quarter! Sometimes predictable game!
Mason Plumlee storms to the bench! This established player is visibly upset!
Mason Plumlee, this big fella, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this player on the come-up right now!
Muggsy Bogues throws it away with the game on the line! Limited stamina!
Anfernee Hardaway had the chances but couldn't convert. This league veteran left wanting.
Caris LeVert and Muggsy Bogues share a single look. Just one. It contains all the disappointment in the world. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. And now, a brand new episode of 'Desperately Seeking My Cat.' Good night, everyone.
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
106-108 (D)
Anfernee Hardaway, this big fella, is introduced and the arena explodes! This well-respected player is in the building!
Anfernee Hardaway, this long boy, dominates in transition and puts up a euro-step! Unstoppable!
Caris LeVert lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this well-respected player fooled!
Mason Plumlee misfires in transition! Even this up-and-coming baller has off nights!
Mason Plumlee attacks and scores! The comeback is on! This established player believing!
Halftime. Mason Plumlee is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Confession: Mason Plumlee calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. Second half! The crowd is on its feet, and so are the players.
Mason Plumlee, this titan, gets blocked in the clutch! An iron-wall defense denies this seasoned vet!
This well-respected player Caris LeVert hangs the head after the miss! Deflated at the buzzer!
Grant Hill, this colossus, evolves before our eyes! A moment of pure magic!
Caris LeVert launches but can't score in crunch time! Opportunity lost!
Caris LeVert, this seasoned vet, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Mason Plumlee pulls his cap down over his eyes. Anfernee Hardaway doesn't have a cap, and it shows. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
102-113 (D)
And we're underway! Grant Hill touches the damn ball first! This league veteran looks eager!
Anfernee Hardaway forces up a catch-and-shoot triple over the defense! Tendency to force bad shots! Bad decision!
This legit talent Caris LeVert commits the 5-second violation! Clock management tendency to rush!
Mason Plumlee gambles for the steal and pays the price! Hot head!
An alley-oop from Grant Hill! That's that dawg mentality at the highest level!
Break! Anfernee Hardaway takes his jersey off before even reaching the locker room. Fun fact: Anfernee Hardaway blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. Act two! The bench players are fired up, the starters too.
This established player Anfernee Hardaway throws an elbow in frustration! Tendency to rush on full display!
Grant Hill clanks another one off the rim! This seasoned vet needs to find rhythm!
Anfernee Hardaway uses the hesitation dribble! Natural-born leadership creating separation!
This dude putting the league on notice Grant Hill has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This well-respected player Caris LeVert shakes hands and moves on. In the end, injury-prone body proved costly.
Muggsy Bogues collapses into the first available chair. Caris LeVert stays standing, eyes glazed over. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
107-99 (V)
Grant Hill, this legit talent, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Anfernee Hardaway scores at will! A finger roll from mid-range! This solid pro domination!
Grant Hill a commanding rebound with authority! This giant protecting the paint!
Anfernee Hardaway with the alley-oop pass! This tower throws it up, teammate throws it down!
This hooper's hooper Grant Hill calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!
Break! Anfernee Hardaway grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. They say Anfernee Hardaway has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
This league veteran Muggsy Bogues erupts for a tear drop! The floodgates are open!
Caris LeVert soaks in wild stands! This dude putting the league on notice living for these moments!
Caris LeVert crosses over the Spalding with patience! This dude putting the league on notice trusting the system!
Anfernee Hardaway, this absolute unit, carries the weight of the team on those shoulders!
This legit talent Caris LeVert raises the arms! The win is in the books! A fist pump toward the bench!
Anfernee Hardaway gives his headband to a kid in the crowd. Muggsy Bogues gives his shoes. Grant Hill gives his water bottle. The kid is overwhelmed. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. Thanks for watching. Coming up: '48 Hours: The Secret Life of Roundabouts.' Essential viewing.
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
111-93 (V)
Caris LeVert takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Grant Hill, this name that's buzzing, operates at half court with a thunderous slam! Clinic!
This well-respected player Grant Hill takes the charge in the paint! Gutsy play!
Anfernee Hardaway, this giant, delivers the entry pass! Beautiful feed into the post!
Anfernee Hardaway slows the pace when the team needs it! This well-respected player tempo control!
Back to the locker room. Muggsy Bogues's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. Anecdote: Muggsy Bogues threw up before his first pro game. No more pre-game burgers ever since. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Anfernee Hardaway with the highlight-reel euro-step! This name that's buzzing owning the moment!
This up-and-coming baller Muggsy Bogues silences the hostile crowd! Palpable tension shifts!
Mason Plumlee makes the extra pass! This up-and-coming baller hockey assist for a buzzer beater!
Muggsy Bogues, this undersized dog, sets the tone with an unmatched feel for the game! Leader!
Mason Plumlee goes to work in triumph! The final buzzer sounds! That's a W!
Anfernee Hardaway and Mason Plumlee attempt an elaborate handshake. They miss three times. Muggsy Bogues films the whole thing. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
99-100 (D)
Mason Plumlee launches onto the floor! The crowd roars for this up-and-coming baller!
Muggsy Bogues rises up the damn ball beautifully for a bucket! What touch!
Caris LeVert falls asleep on the weak side! Heavy feet exposed!
Anfernee Hardaway dishes and fires but misses everything! Tendency to rush tonight!
Muggsy Bogues, this small but mighty player, energizes the crowd! A Finals-like atmosphere! Comeback vibes!
The players head in. Muggsy Bogues slips on the wet tunnel floor. Anecdote of the day: Muggsy Bogues forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
This established player Mason Plumlee gets the look but can't convert! Sometimes predictable game at the worst time!
Anfernee Hardaway glares at the scoreboard! This hooper's hooper not happy with the situation!
Mason Plumlee overcomes the early struggles! This well-respected player rising like a phoenix!
This player on the come-up Muggsy Bogues dribbles out the clock! Ego the size of Texas costing precious seconds!
Caris LeVert fades away to the tunnel in disappointment. This league veteran will learn from this.
Muggsy Bogues's eyes are glassy. Mason Plumlee mumbles 'we'll get them next time' without believing it. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. Thanks! And now, 'Neighbors from Hell: The Community Compost Bin Saga.' Episode 1 of 74.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
96-103 (D)
Mason Plumlee, this beanpole, takes the court! The cathedral silence is electric!
Caris LeVert dishes but the shot rims out! Hot head rears its ugly head!
Caris LeVert tries to be too fancy and loses the orange! Shaky emotions under pressure in the decision-making!
This next-level player Mason Plumlee gives up the offensive rebound! Limited stamina when boxing out!
Muggsy Bogues, this little guy, uses every inch to deliver a pull-up jumper!
Halftime. Anfernee Hardaway's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Rumor has it Anfernee Hardaway talks to his basketball in the locker room. Nobody dares say it's weird. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
Mason Plumlee rises up angrily after the turnover! This well-respected player spiraling!
Caris LeVert launches an and-one and... Airball! Shaky emotions under pressure at its peak!
This established player Mason Plumlee sets the back screen! That dawg mentality off-ball contribution!
Grant Hill, this towering presence, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
This solid pro Muggsy Bogues tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Caris LeVert has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. Muggsy Bogues has aged ten years in forty minutes. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Muggsy Bogues. That was beautiful. And now: 'House Hunters International: 90-Square-Foot Studio, Wall View.' A steal.
My Team ends the season #5 with a 10W-5L record. Season MVP: Grant Hill.
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