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| # | Team | 승 | 패 | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | My Team | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 9 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Phoenix No-Defense | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Houston Blast-Off | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Miami Heart-Attack | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 1 | 14 | 2 |
프리시즌
Buckle up, pull your visor down, and clench everything you've got because tonight we are NOT talking about some pickup game at the park. Hell no. We're talking about an arena shaking so hard the neighbors called the cops three times before tip-off. We're talking about a franchise built on decades of sweat, tears, heart-stopping buzzer-beaters, and Draft picks so bold that half the league thought they'd lost their minds. And yet, here they are, back and hungrier than ever. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got 칼 멀론 on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 206 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. The scary thing is that the more pressure rises, the more he rises with it. Fourth quarter, down by three, the opposing coach screaming, the crowd roaring... And he just shrugs, takes the ball, and nails a step-back three over three defenders draped all over him like it's a Tuesday morning shootaround drill. This is the kind of player you don't just build a team around, you build an era around him. And tonight, that era begins. The budget here is absolutely insane, we're talking stratosphere money. This is Warriors and Suns territory. These guys are so loaded they've triggered the Second Apron: the league literally forbids them from signing free agents or combining salaries in trades. They have zero flexibility, handcuffed by their own damn wealth. It's "championship or crash and burn," no in-between.
매치데이 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
84-116 (패)
쿠퍼 플래그 launches into position! This solid pro not wasting any time!
Brick! 칼 멀론 misfires from way beyond the arc! Occasional mental lapses at the worst time!
스테판 커리 coughs up the damn ball! Limited stamina strikes again on the low block!
쿠퍼 플래그, this beanpole, gets blown by on the perimeter! Hot head in the legs!
칼 멀론, this established star, yells at the coaching staff! Hot head causing friction!
Break! 서장훈 takes his jersey off before even reaching the locker room. Exclusive: 서장훈 was caught reading a philosophy book on the bench. It was Nietzsche. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
스테판 커리 attacks the pill right into the defender's hands! Defense that's basically a suggestion!
서장훈 is running on pure willpower! This rising star refusing to quit!
쿠퍼 플래그 with the backcourt violation! This seasoned vet under too much pressure!
칼 멀론 spins the towel! This certified bucket showing tendency to force bad shots!
서장훈, this towering presence, trudges off the temple of basketball. Lessons to take from this one.
카일리 어빙 walks head down toward the tunnel. 스테판 커리 drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
매치데이 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
124-91 (승)
카일리 어빙, this combo guard, sets the tone immediately! Nerves of steel from the jump!
칼 멀론 attacks along the baseline and finishes with a scoop layup! Too good!
스테판 커리 reads the defense like a book! Assist at the buzzer! Scary good handles!
This established star 스테판 커리 with a beautiful deep three at the buzzer! Poetry in motion!
칼 멀론 picks the pocket of the ball handler! Straight robbery!
End of the second quarter. 쿠퍼 플래그 is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. I've been told 쿠퍼 플래그 always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. The hardwood awaits. Here we go for the second half.
카일리 어빙, this franchise guy, operates driving to the hoop with a pull-up jumper! Clinic!
스테판 커리, this combo guard, caps off a dominant performance! Freakish explosiveness from start to finish!
This hooper's hooper 쿠퍼 플래그 celebrates too early! An and-one didn't count! Awkward!
스테판 커리, this established star, with the signature ice-cold stare at the opposing bench! The fans love it!
That's the game! 칼 멀론 finishes with a monster performance! This All-Star caliber talent victorious!
쿠퍼 플래그 drops to his knees and kisses the court. 칼 멀론 pretends to gag. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
매치데이 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
119-79 (승)
Tip-off! 카일리 어빙 gets us started! Let's go!
칼 멀론 scores from under the basket! A pull-up jumper with iron discipline! Brilliant!
칼 멀론 steps back and dishes! Gorgeous feed along the baseline! Silky smooth technique!
스테판 커리 pulls up and drills a devastating dunk! Can't teach that!
카일리 어빙 with the huge brilliant anticipation from way beyond the arc! This guy everybody knows says no!
The players disappear. 서장훈 has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. Intel: 서장훈 asked Orlando Magic-Beans for their energy drink recipe. They refused. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
스테판 커리, this do-it-all player, elevates for a monster half-court heave!
This well-respected player 쿠퍼 플래그 puts the exclamation point! A buzzer beater at the buzzer!
칼 멀론, this bonafide star, accidentally chest-bumps the ref! Excuse me sir!
This dude out of nowhere 서장훈 rallies the crowd! A chest bump back to the basket! Deafening!
쿠퍼 플래그, this big fella, takes the final bow! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! Dominant display!
카일리 어빙 rips off his jersey and launches it into the crowd. 스테판 커리 does the same. The coach rolls his eyes. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'Nailed It: Cakes Ruined by My Mother-in-Law.'
매치데이 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
128-82 (승)
카일리 어빙 fires away with energy from the opening whistle! This reliable star locked in!
A step-back three from 서장훈! This surprise package reminding everyone why they're on top!
칼 멀론 whips the pass cross-court! Assist! This colossus seeing everything!
A deep three by 카일리 어빙! The crowd erupts! Scary good handles personified!
서장훈, this 7-footer, walls off the drive on the low block! No way through!
That's a wrap for now. 칼 멀론 dives into the tunnel. Did you know? 칼 멀론 launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
서장훈, this tree of a man, showcases eyes in the back of the head with a gorgeous layup!
스테판 커리 even the deep bench is scoring! Complete team effort tonight!
서장훈 dishes and the basketball goes into the stands! Free souvenir!
칼 멀론 slides across the floor! A slide across the hardwood off the pick and roll! Entertainment!
This certified bucket 칼 멀론 wraps up a sensational performance! Victory is sweet!
칼 멀론 rips the net off the rim. 쿠퍼 플래그 wraps it around his neck like a scarf. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.
매치데이 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
114-76 (승)
The game begins and 서장훈 is ready! You can see iron discipline written all over his face!
스테판 커리, this franchise guy, sinks an and-one with surgical precision on the low block!
카일리 어빙 quarter-backs the possession! Assist for a bank shot! What a pass!
칼 멀론, this walking skyscraper, dominates at the top of the key and puts up a bucket! Unstoppable!
스테판 커리 pressures the inbound! This elite player with relentless that dawg mentality!
Halftime whistle! 칼 멀론 grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. The staff told me 칼 멀론 sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. Second half! The crowd is on its feet, and so are the players.
A buzzer-beater! 쿠퍼 플래그 cannot be stopped tonight! This player on the come-up is locked in!
This next-level player 쿠퍼 플래그 breaks the record margin! Historic blowout!
서장훈, this hidden prospect, slips on a wet spot! Ice skating in transition!
서장훈, this surprise package, cups the ear to the crowd! A slide across the hardwood! They want more!
서장훈 sits on the bench with a smile! This hidden prospect job well done!
스테판 커리 hugs the mascot. 카일리 어빙 hugs the referee. Awkward. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
매치데이 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
113-105 (승)
This franchise guy 스테판 커리 opens the scoring! A two-handed slam! Early advantage!
This max-contract guy 칼 멀론 capitalizes facing the rim! A hook shot with next-level basketball IQ!
칼 멀론, this absolute unit, locks down the attacker! Iron discipline on the defensive end!
This certified bucket 스테판 커리 with the behind-the-back dish! Highlight-reel pass!
This legit talent 쿠퍼 플래그 recognizes the over-help and punishes it!
Halftime. 서장훈 is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Rumor has it 서장훈 tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
스테판 커리, this established star, threads the needle for a buzzer beater from the right corner!
서장훈 dishes and the crowd chants the name! Listen to that noise!
쿠퍼 플래그 dribbles the outlet to the young player! This league veteran building the future!
This player making noise 쿠퍼 플래그 flips the script! From struggle to dominance!
카일리 어빙, this certified bucket, points to the crowd! A victory dance! This was for the fans!
쿠퍼 플래그 and 스테판 커리 swing 카일리 어빙 around by his arms like a carousel. He looks sick. I learned tonight that 쿠퍼 플래그 used to be a volunteer firefighter. That explains the unique running style. Thanks for watching. Coming up: '48 Hours: The Secret Life of Roundabouts.' Essential viewing.
매치데이 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
115-90 (승)
This All-Star caliber talent 카일리 어빙 gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
쿠퍼 플래그 crosses over and it's a scoop layup! This well-respected player proving the doubters wrong!
카일리 어빙, this do-it-all player, with the clutch clutch steal! The crowd is on its feet!
This player nobody saw coming 서장훈 leads the fast break and dishes! Easy bucket off the assist!
쿠퍼 플래그, this well-respected player, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Halftime whistle. 쿠퍼 플래그 has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Anecdote: 쿠퍼 플래그 slipped on a banana peel during practice. The videos leaked. The internet never forgets. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
쿠퍼 플래그 knocks down a bank shot back to the basket! Ice in the veins!
The crowd is on its feet! Wild stands as 칼 멀론 takes the court!
This franchise guy 칼 멀론 celebrates the teammate's score! It's about the team!
스테판 커리 crosses over through pain, through doubt! This certified bucket transcending!
쿠퍼 플래그 tosses the rock in the air! A salute to the fans! This player making noise mission accomplished!
칼 멀론 throws chalk powder like LeBron. 쿠퍼 플래그 coughs for two minutes straight. Did you know that 쿠퍼 플래그 practices volunteer firefighter on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'Nailed It: Cakes Ruined by My Mother-in-Law.'
매치데이 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
112-89 (승)
스테판 커리, this do-it-all player, is introduced and the arena explodes! This top-tier talent is in the building!
A bucket from downtown by 칼 멀론! This mountain of a man with the long range!
서장훈 with the suffocating defense! This total unknown is a wall out there!
칼 멀론 with the hockey assist! That extra pass, beautiful basketball!
서장훈, this giant, exploits the mismatch from the right corner! Smart play!
Halftime. 카일리 어빙 glances at his phone for two seconds and puts it back. Rumor has it 카일리 어빙 does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.
스테판 커리 dishes and fires a bank shot! This all-around player lighting it up!
칼 멀론, this walking skyscraper, basks in palpable tension! This is home!
칼 멀론 sacrifices the body taking the charge! This reliable star ultimate teammate!
Win or lose, 카일리 어빙 has earned respect tonight! This certified bucket warrior spirit!
서장훈 drives in triumph! The final buzzer sounds! That's a W!
쿠퍼 플래그 does the floss while 카일리 어빙 spins like a top. 칼 멀론 just stands there, arms crossed. Cool. Tonight I learned 쿠퍼 플래그 used to be a volunteer firefighter before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
매치데이 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
124-90 (승)
This guy everybody knows 카일리 어빙 means business! Fast start at the buzzer!
칼 멀론 converts a tough bucket back to the basket! Skill level: elite!
칼 멀론 with the transition assist! This certified bucket pushing the pace with an off-the-charts basketball IQ!
This All-Star caliber talent 스테판 커리 converts facing the rim! A layup right on cue!
스테판 커리, this franchise guy, shuts down the play facing the rim! Lockdown defender!
Break! 카일리 어빙 grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Little secret: 카일리 어빙 listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
스테판 커리 buries a double-clutch layup from way beyond the arc! This elite player is on fire tonight!
서장훈, this total unknown, still going full throttle! No mercy tonight!
카일리 어빙, this combo guard, gets tangled in the net! This guy everybody knows stuck!
칼 멀론 pumps the fist! This jersey-selling name feeling it back to the basket! A primal scream!
This multi-time All-Star 스테판 커리 seals the deal! Victory with freakish explosiveness!
카일리 어빙 grabs the arena mic and screams. Just a scream. 서장훈 applauds. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
매치데이 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
108-100 (승)
And we're underway! 서장훈 touches the leather first! This potential breakout star looks eager!
This franchise guy 스테판 커리 with a picture-perfect bank shot! The crowd goes wild!
This player on the come-up 쿠퍼 플래그 with a flawless defensive rotation at the top of the key! Intimidating!
스테판 커리 with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! Eyes in the back of the head on that one!
쿠퍼 플래그, this tree of a man, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! A gym-rat work ethic!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! 카일리 어빙 walks head down toward the tunnel. Juicy intel: 카일리 어빙 turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
칼 멀론, this mammoth, uses every inch to deliver a deep three!
카일리 어빙 goes to work to an eruption! Immense pressure! What a moment!
칼 멀론, this beanpole, repositions on defense! An unmatched feel for the game collective effort!
This unknown gem 서장훈 digs deep! Finding reserves nobody knew existed!
칼 멀론 daps up the opponent! Respect from this headliner after the battle!
쿠퍼 플래그 and 카일리 어빙 chest bump so hard they each fly back three meters. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
매치데이 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
108-89 (승)
Game time! 쿠퍼 플래그 and this respected competitor ready to put on a show at the floor!
A pull-up jumper from 서장훈! That's pure God-given talent at the highest level!
쿠퍼 플래그, this tower, contests everything at the buzzer! Ridiculous creativity on full display!
서장훈, this dark horse, dishes to the hot hand! Smart basketball!
카일리 어빙 pushes the pace in transition! An unmatched feel for the game showing in every play!
Halftime! 카일리 어빙 checks his stats on the board and winces. Anecdote: 카일리 어빙 slipped on a banana peel during practice. The videos leaked. The internet never forgets. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
칼 멀론, this franchise guy, drills another buzzer beater along the baseline! Automatic!
This multi-time All-Star 스테판 커리 has the arena rocking! A packed arena off the charts!
서장훈, this mountain of a man, holds the team together with next-level basketball IQ! Captain!
This All-Star caliber talent 카일리 어빙 embraces the pressure! This is what greatness looks like!
스테판 커리 crosses over into the tunnel with the W! This All-Star caliber talent all smiles!
스테판 커리 launches his shoe into the air. 카일리 어빙 catches it. Standing ovation. I got a text from 스테판 커리 after the game. Just kidding. Nobody texts me. And now, a brand new episode of 'Desperately Seeking My Cat.' Good night, everyone.
매치데이 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
102-96 (승)
쿠퍼 플래그, this hooper's hooper, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
서장훈, this hidden prospect, drops a pull-up jumper off the pick and roll! Pure artistry!
스테판 커리, this swiss-army-knife type, erases the shot at the rim! Rim protector!
카일리 어빙 blows past into the lane and kicks out! Night-in night-out consistency and great decision-making!
스테판 커리, this all-around player, sets a brick-wall screen! Ridiculous creativity on full display!
Break. 스테판 커리's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Did you know? 스테판 커리 once signed an autograph for a referee. During the game. Mid free-throw. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
An alley-oop by 카일리 어빙! The building is rocking! This franchise guy takeover!
This name that's buzzing 쿠퍼 플래그 brings immense pressure to a new level! Incredible scene!
서장훈, this hidden prospect, communicates the switch! Pure God-given talent and vocal leadership!
카일리 어빙 overcomes the early struggles! This reliable star rising like a phoenix!
서장훈 penetrates off the court victorious! This player nobody saw coming leaves it all out there!
스테판 커리 rips off his jersey and launches it into the crowd. 카일리 어빙 does the same. The coach rolls his eyes. I learned tonight that 스테판 커리 used to be a volunteer firefighter. That explains the unique running style. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
매치데이 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
95-124 (패)
This top-tier talent 스테판 커리 catches the pill early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
This big-name player 스테판 커리 misfires again! Heavy feet could cost the team!
서장훈 loses the ball in traffic! This dude out of nowhere can't afford that!
스테판 커리 gets caught flat-footed! This multi-time All-Star beaten to the spot!
스테판 커리 with the tough fadeaway jumper through contact! This multi-time All-Star won't be denied!
Coach calls everyone back. 칼 멀론 drags his feet toward the tunnel. Little secret: 칼 멀론 has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
스테판 커리, this reliable star, barks at the teammate! Sometimes predictable game taking over!
This next-level player 쿠퍼 플래그 short-arms a bucket back to the basket! Not enough lift!
칼 멀론 makes the hockey pass! An off-the-charts basketball IQ finding the extra pass!
칼 멀론, this beanpole, laboring up and down! Occasional mental lapses draining the energy!
칼 멀론 reflects on what could have been. Tendency to rush the difference tonight.
서장훈 taps the tunnel wall as if trying to pass through it. 칼 멀론 walks through the door without pushing it. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
매치데이 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
107-111 (패)
쿠퍼 플래그, this league veteran, draws first blood! An and-one to start!
카일리 어빙, this reliable star, unleashes a layup on the low block! Bang!
스테판 커리 falls asleep on the weak side! Tendency to rush exposed!
This jersey-selling name 카일리 어빙 whiffs on a pull-up jumper! The crowd groans!
This jersey-selling name 칼 멀론 with the three-point play! Comeback special along the baseline!
Back in the locker room, 서장훈 sits down and stares at the ceiling. Fun fact: 서장훈 is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
This big-name player 칼 멀론 with the clutch-time breakdown! Occasional mental lapses on full display!
스테판 커리, this tweener, shows negative body language! Defense that's basically a suggestion creeping in!
카일리 어빙, this world-class player, answers every challenge! Night-in night-out consistency never fading!
This raw talent 서장훈 gets called for the charge in the money time! Brutal!
서장훈 dunks past the media. This who-is-this-guy player not in the mood to talk.
칼 멀론 stands alone at center court as the lights go dim. 스테판 커리 comes back to get him. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
매치데이 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
107-110 (패)
칼 멀론 explodes onto the floor! The crowd roars for this bonafide star!
칼 멀론 dishes to the rack for a pull-up jumper! Can't contain this tower!
This franchise guy 스테판 커리 caught ball-watching! Backdoor cut for an easy score!
칼 멀론 with the off-balance bank shot! This established star couldn't set the feet!
This raw talent 서장훈 draws the charge! Momentum swinging from way beyond the arc!
Time to breathe. 카일리 어빙 has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. Rumor has it 카일리 어빙 does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
칼 멀론 rises up but can't score in the second quarter! Opportunity lost!
서장훈, this mammoth, sits down hard on the bench! Sometimes predictable game written all over his face!
The legend of 칼 멀론 grows! This All-Star caliber talent adding another chapter from mid-range!
카일리 어빙 shoots and bricks it! Lack of consistency in crunch time!
스테판 커리 had the chances but couldn't convert. This bonafide star left wanting.
칼 멀론 collapses into the first available chair. 쿠퍼 플래그 stays standing, eyes glazed over. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. That's a wrap! And now, 'The Price Is Right: Why Nobody Answers the Phone Anymore.'
My Team ends the season #4 with a 11W-4L record. Season MVP: 칼 멀론.
Season journal
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