i succhiatori — basketball_team 🇮🇹
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Diario di stagione
Classifica
| # | Team | V | S | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Denver Horse-Track | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 8 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Houston Blast-Off | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Miami Heart-Attack | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | i succhiatori | 0 | 15 | 0 |
Pre-stagione
Alright, sit your ass down for two minutes because tonight we're not messing around, we're diving headfirst into a sold-out arena that smells like rubber and sweat, with 20,000 fans ready to lose their damn voices. We're about to relive the saga of a franchise that's seen it all: the glory years when they bulldozed the league, the dark ages when nothing went in, and the Draft-night strokes of genius that brought them back to the summit. This ain't just basketball, this is American legend carried by physical freaks who aren't here to play nice, they're here to carve their names into NBA history with psycho stat lines and rim-rattling dunks that shake the whole damn building. Ladies and gentlemen... I succhiatori! There's one guy on this team who scares the living hell out of everyone. Opponents, coaches, referees, even his own teammates sometimes. That's Kobe Bryant. Standing at 198 cm, shoulders like a linebacker, and a touch on the ball so soft it makes you want to cry. This damn player can drop 40 one night, grab 15 boards the next, and slap you with a triple-double night after just because he was bored. The kind of guy you want on your squad and pray you never have to face. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The chef's surprise of the evening is Giacomo Poretti. An attore by profession. No, it's not a joke, it's an actual coaching staff decision. The GM nearly had a heart attack when he saw the signing, but the coach said: "Trust me, this guy can handle l'eroe tragico with surgical precision, imagine what he can do with a basketball." Spoiler: so far, not much. The man spent his first week confusing the free throw line with the sideline, and asked three times if tackling was allowed. But he's got a heart size of a watermelon, he runs around like an overexcited golden retriever, and damn it, the crowd absolutely loves him. The budget is fine, nothing more. This is the team that shops with a list and puts back the name-brand cereal for the store brand. They've got a serviceable roster, a guy or two who can drop 20 on a good night, but beyond that, it's filler. The coach works with what he's got, which ain't much, but he makes it work. This is the team that can beat anyone on a Tuesday night and get demolished on Friday. The textbook definition of "depends on the night."
Giornata 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
90-135 (S)
This legit talent Matthew McGrory catches the leather early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Osama bin Laden dribbles but the shot rims out! Sometimes predictable game rears its ugly head!
Intercepted! Giacomo Poretti's pass snatched right out of the air! An attore would never be that careless!
Osama bin Laden, this oversized freak, fouls unnecessarily driving to the hoop! Limited stamina!
Giacomo Poretti waves off the play! The authority of an attore in that gesture!
Halftime whistle. Giacomo Poretti has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Staff confession: Giacomo Poretti is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
The rim rejects Giacomo Poretti! The rim says no! Even an attore gets rejected sometimes!
Giacomo Poretti drags their feet! Heavy as the sceneggiatura malconcia at the end of a shift!
This guy nobody was talking about Giacomo Poretti loses concentration and the Wilson with it!
IShowSpeed pounds the scorer's table! Frustrated! The rapper in them is showing!
Kobe Bryant goes to work to the tunnel in disappointment. This basketball god will learn from this.
Kobe Bryant takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Giacomo Poretti doesn't drink. Throat too tight. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Giacomo Poretti. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Giornata 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
81-124 (S)
This potential breakout star Giacomo Poretti comes out aggressive! Opens with a two-handed slam off the pick and roll!
Osama bin Laden, this franchise cornerstone, fumbles the finish at half court! Back to the drawing board!
IShowSpeed throws it away! Tendency to rush under pressure facing the rim!
IShowSpeed fouls trying to recover! Desperate as a rapper chasing the le sbarre ardenti!
Osama bin Laden looks to the heavens! An ingegnere civile praying for the teodolite to work!
Off to the locker room. Osama bin Laden has already drained two water bottles. Confession: Osama bin Laden tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
Giacomo Poretti can't hit from the three-point line! That zone is cursed for this attore!
Giacomo Poretti can barely run! The allotted time harder than the allotted time of incarnaring the l'eroe tragico!
Matthew McGrory, this short king, fumbles the entry pass along the baseline!
Giacomo Poretti penetrates angrily after the turnover! This who-is-this-guy player spiraling!
Matthew McGrory walks off in defeat! Even an attore cinematografico's skills couldn't save tonight!
IShowSpeed closes his eyes walking out. Matthew McGrory keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. That's a wrap! And now, the network's masterpiece: 'My Cat, My Battle.' Don't miss the finale.
Giornata 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
94-122 (S)
This guy with rings on every finger IShowSpeed comes out firing! A pull-up jumper in the first minute!
Osama bin Laden clanks another one off the rim! This hall-of-fame lock needs to find rhythm!
Osama bin Laden double-dribbles! Collegaring the gola fluviale doesn't have that rule!
Giacomo Poretti gets crossed over! Ankles broken like the l'eroe tragico on a rough day!
Osama bin Laden finishes with flair! Showmanship of an ingegnere civile presenting the gola fluviale!
End of the first act. Kobe Bryant is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Word is Kobe Bryant sleeps with his basketball shoes on. I can't confirm it, but the source is reliable. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
Osama bin Laden, this household name, barks at the teammate! Heavy feet taking over!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Kobe Bryant throws up a prayer off the pick and roll! Not answered!
Kobe Bryant sets the screen at the perfect angle! This guy with rings on every finger cerebral play!
Kobe Bryant asks for the ball to slow the pace! This guy with rings on every finger needs air!
Osama bin Laden fought but fell short! Just out of reach, the ingegnere civile gave everything!
Giacomo Poretti mutters 'damn' under his breath. Kobe Bryant says 'yeah' in the same tone. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Giornata 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
96-129 (S)
This surprise package Giacomo Poretti gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
This total unknown Giacomo Poretti whiffs on a finger roll! The crowd groans!
Giacomo Poretti loses the rock! An attore would never be this careless!
This seasoned vet Matthew McGrory bites on the fake! Beaten at the buzzer!
IShowSpeed knocks it down! Solid as a rapper with the il loro microfono aperto in hand!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! Giacomo Poretti walks head down toward the tunnel. Rumor has it Giacomo Poretti does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
Kobe Bryant slams the leather in frustration! Hot head on full display!
This dude putting the league on notice Matthew McGrory shanks a devastating dunk along the baseline! That's uncharacteristic!
Giacomo Poretti uses their size out there! The attore has a built-in advantage!
IShowSpeed digs deep! Deep as a rapper digs into the le sbarre ardenti!
This unknown gem Giacomo Poretti leaves the floor with head held high. Fought to the end.
IShowSpeed rips off his headband and throws it on the ground. Matthew McGrory picks up his own and folds it carefully. Tonight I had a revelation: Matthew McGrory runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
Giornata 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
92-119 (S)
Osama bin Laden fires up the crowd to open the game! This living legend starting strong!
A finger roll by IShowSpeed from the left corner is way off! Tough night for this generational talent!
Giacomo Poretti trips up in the key! An attore never trips at work... Right?
Matthew McGrory gets posterized! An attore cinematografico framed by the raccoglitore per copione in the worst way!
Matthew McGrory, this little thunder, overpowers for an and-one! Size matters!
Break! Osama bin Laden grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know? Osama bin Laden launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Giacomo Poretti vents at their teammates! The attore who vents about the l'eroe tragico!
Giacomo Poretti rattles it out! Shaking the court with the sceneggiatura malconcia intensity!
Giacomo Poretti uses a drive-and-kick game brilliantly! Strategy from incarnaring the l'eroe tragico!
This certified GOAT candidate IShowSpeed can barely jump! The springs are gone from mid-range!
Giacomo Poretti refuses to make excuses! An attore owns the l'eroe tragico failures too!
IShowSpeed refuses the coach's embrace. Giacomo Poretti accepts it but his body is stiff. Did you know that Giacomo Poretti practices attore on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Giornata 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
81-111 (S)
The floor welcomes IShowSpeed! The rapper with the le sbarre ardenti has arrived!
Osama bin Laden misfires on the floater! Too much float, the ingegnere civile touch abandoned them!
Matthew McGrory commits the live-ball turnover! The raccoglitore per copione would be ashamed!
Giacomo Poretti overcommits! Going all-in like an attore on the l'eroe tragico, but wrong!
Giacomo Poretti is visibly upset! Upset as an attore when the l'eroe tragico goes sideways!
Finally a breather. Giacomo Poretti has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Locker room intel: Giacomo Poretti has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
A buzzer beater from Kobe Bryant goes in and out! Heartbreaking from downtown!
Giacomo Poretti misses from fatigue! This rising star can't get the elevation at the buzzer!
Kobe Bryant attacks carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
Kobe Bryant, this walking skyscraper, waves off the play call! Shaky emotions under pressure hurting the team!
Giacomo Poretti takes the loss hard! Hard as the l'eroe tragico on a bad attore day!
Giacomo Poretti sits down on the hardwood, head on his knees. Kobe Bryant puts a hand on his shoulder without saying a word. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. Thanks for watching. Coming up: '48 Hours: The Secret Life of Roundabouts.' Essential viewing.
Giornata 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
77-122 (S)
IShowSpeed gets the crowd going early! Setting the tone like a rapper on day one!
Osama bin Laden heaves and misses! Should have heaved the gola fluviale instead!
IShowSpeed throws it away! A pass worse than a rapper tossing the le sbarre ardenti!
Kobe Bryant, this oversized freak, gets exploited in the switch! Tendency to rush exposed in the mismatch!
Giacomo Poretti, this solid build, pounds the scorer's table! Defense that's basically a suggestion on full display!
Halftime whistle. IShowSpeed high-fives his teammates on the way out. Fun fact: IShowSpeed got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
IShowSpeed gets blocked! Rejected harder than a rapper's worst day on the job!
Osama bin Laden is running on pure willpower! This first-ballot legend refusing to quit!
Giacomo Poretti, this do-it-all player, steps out of bounds with the pill! Mental lapse!
This basketball god Kobe Bryant can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
IShowSpeed leaves the floor with dignity! The dignity of a rapper with the il loro microfono aperto!
Giacomo Poretti claps his hands in frustration. Kobe Bryant clenches his jaw so hard you can hear it from here. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.
Giornata 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
93-102 (S)
This player making noise Matthew McGrory opens the scoring! A free throw! Early advantage!
Giacomo Poretti misfires again! Having the l'eroe tragico-shaped night!
Giacomo Poretti, this versatile guy, gets stripped from the right corner! Tendency to force bad shots exposed!
Osama bin Laden gets blown by! Even an ingegnere civile couldn't stop that!
IShowSpeed rises and fires! Sputaring the le sbarre ardenti never felt this athletic!
Halftime! Osama bin Laden looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Rumor has it Osama bin Laden has been wearing the same lucky underwear for three seasons. The medical staff is concerned. Back for seconds. The court is shining, and so are the players.
IShowSpeed, this generational talent, with the frustrated foul! Lack of consistency in tough moments!
A double-clutch layup from Osama bin Laden sails wide! This global icon needs to regroup!
Giacomo Poretti goes to the post! That attore strength is showing!
This hall-of-fame lock Kobe Bryant calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Shaky emotions under pressure taking its toll!
Osama bin Laden absorbs the defeat! Taking it on the chin, an ingegnere civile knows tough days!
IShowSpeed bites his lip, fists clenched. Osama bin Laden shakes his head slowly, in disbelief. Behind the scenes, I learned Osama bin Laden was also an attore in a past life. You can feel it in the game. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
Giornata 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
83-128 (S)
Kobe Bryant pulls up into position! This global icon not wasting any time!
This potential GOAT Kobe Bryant misses the mark! A two-handed slam goes begging from the right corner!
This legit talent Matthew McGrory with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Matthew McGrory watches them score! Just watching, like watching the raccoglitore per copione gather dust!
Kobe Bryant glares at the scoreboard! This once-in-a-lifetime player not happy with the situation!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, Kobe Bryant picks up the pace. Anecdote: Kobe Bryant once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. Both teams return. You can tell the coach gave them an earful.
Giacomo Poretti, this versatile guy, gets stuffed trying an and-one! Denied!
Osama bin Laden wipes sweat with the headband! Drenched, the ingegnere civile has been putting in work!
Kobe Bryant with the lazy pass! Injury-prone body leading to easy points!
This who-is-this-guy player Giacomo Poretti throws an elbow in frustration! Ego the size of Texas on full display!
This guy with rings on every finger Osama bin Laden congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this guy with rings on every finger.
Matthew McGrory collapses into the first available chair. Osama bin Laden stays standing, eyes glazed over. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Giornata 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
87-131 (S)
This household name IShowSpeed in the starting lineup! Let's see what this household name brings!
Osama bin Laden, this certified GOAT candidate, can't convert the fast break! Wasted opportunity!
Osama bin Laden throws it into the stands! What was that from this potential GOAT!
Giacomo Poretti can't stay in front! Incarnaring the l'eroe tragico doesn't build lateral quickness!
IShowSpeed sits on the bench for a moment! Resting like a rapper after a long shift!
Off to the locker room. Osama bin Laden has already drained two water bottles. Did you know? Osama bin Laden launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. Back to hostilities. Faces have changed in the locker room.
IShowSpeed, this combo guard, wastes a golden chance with a wild sky hook!
IShowSpeed gets the mercy sub! Mercy, like a rapper begging the le sbarre ardenti for mercy!
Kobe Bryant, this mammoth, commits the travel! Injury-prone body in the footwork!
Osama bin Laden buries their face! Hidden from view, the ingegnere civile can't watch!
IShowSpeed, this smooth operator, trudges off the temple of basketball. Lessons to take from this one.
Giacomo Poretti walks head down toward the tunnel. Matthew McGrory drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Giornata 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
86-131 (S)
Kobe Bryant, this franchise cornerstone, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
IShowSpeed misses the open look! This absolute legend can't believe it! Defense that's basically a suggestion!
Osama bin Laden turns it over in the paint! Butterfingers from this ingegnere civile!
IShowSpeed scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Shaky emotions under pressure!
Kobe Bryant, this generational talent, refuses to high-five! Lack of consistency hurting the chemistry!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! Kobe Bryant walks head down toward the tunnel. True story: Kobe Bryant had his parking spot stolen by New York Over-Timers's mascot. Still talks about it. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
Giacomo Poretti attacks the damn ball into the front rim! That's frustrating for this hungry young player!
Osama bin Laden cramps up! Muscles tight from the teodolite and the rock double duty!
Giacomo Poretti with the backcourt violation! An attore going backwards with the l'eroe tragico!
This diamond in the rough Giacomo Poretti shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
Matthew McGrory attacks past the media. This dude putting the league on notice not in the mood to talk.
Matthew McGrory bites the inside of his cheek. IShowSpeed pinches the bridge of his nose. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Giornata 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
77-121 (S)
Giacomo Poretti looks dialed in from the start! A gym-rat work ethic preparation showing!
Giacomo Poretti skips it off the rim! The l'eroe tragico has better hop than that!
IShowSpeed dribbles it off their foot! The il loro microfono aperto would never betray a rapper like that!
IShowSpeed falls asleep on the weak side! Hot head exposed!
Matthew McGrory argues with the ref! The same passion they bring to ritrarring the personaggio cinematografico!
Into the tunnel. Kobe Bryant grabs a banana on the way and devours it. Juicy anecdote: Kobe Bryant was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. Both teams return. You can tell the coach gave them an earful.
IShowSpeed launches and fires but misses everything! Ego the size of Texas tonight!
IShowSpeed struggles in the third quarter! The rapper hitting the wall with the le sbarre ardenti!
This global icon Kobe Bryant with turnover number lengths ahead! Hot head is piling up!
Matthew McGrory, this low-to-the-ground speedster, sits down hard on the bench! Tendency to force bad shots written all over his face!
Giacomo Poretti shakes hands through the pain! An attore who respects the sceneggiatura malconcia and the game!
Giacomo Poretti's eyes are glassy. Matthew McGrory mumbles 'we'll get them next time' without believing it. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Giornata 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
86-129 (S)
IShowSpeed steps onto the arena! From sputaring the le sbarre ardenti to this, game time!
Kobe Bryant launches a finger roll and... Airball! Injury-prone body at its peak!
Giacomo Poretti dispossessed! Couldn't hold on, not the attore's finest moment!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Osama bin Laden gives up the offensive rebound! Sometimes predictable game when boxing out!
Matthew McGrory slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than an attore cinematografico hits the workbench!
The players disappear into the tunnel. IShowSpeed asks for an ice pack. Did you know IShowSpeed plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
Giacomo Poretti bricks it! Not the same accuracy as incarnaring the l'eroe tragico!
Kobe Bryant grabs the shorts! This global icon is running on fumes!
Matthew McGrory coughs it up! An attore cinematografico's grip doesn't work on the ball!
Giacomo Poretti mouths off and picks up a T! Tendency to rush taking over!
Matthew McGrory looks at the scoreboard one last time! Numbers don't lie for an attore cinematografico!
Osama bin Laden walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. Matthew McGrory drags one foot after the other. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. We're done! And now: 'The Voice: Office Karaoke After Two Beers Edition.'
Giornata 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
81-124 (S)
Tip-off! Kobe Bryant gets us started! Let's go!
IShowSpeed, this generational talent, comes up empty! A catch-and-shoot triple off target under the basket!
Matthew McGrory, this little thunder, gets the ball poked away! Occasional mental lapses when protecting the basketball!
Osama bin Laden, this titan, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over limited stamina!
Osama bin Laden shakes their head! An ingegnere civile who can't believe that just happened!
The players head to the locker room. Giacomo Poretti is sweating like a racehorse. Fun fact: Giacomo Poretti tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
This first-ballot legend Kobe Bryant muscles up a two-handed slam but can't get it to fall!
Osama bin Laden labors up the court! Trudging like an ingegnere civile dragging the gola fluviale!
This total unknown Giacomo Poretti commits the offensive foul! Turnover driving to the hoop!
This global icon Osama bin Laden stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
Kobe Bryant, this undisputed superstar, takes the loss hard. Lack of consistency at the wrong moments.
Kobe Bryant clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Osama bin Laden fidgets with his wristband nervously. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
Giornata 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
85-128 (S)
Matthew McGrory wins the opening tip! Tipping off with attore cinematografico energy!
Kobe Bryant, this tower, can't finish from way beyond the arc! That one stings!
Turnover by Osama bin Laden! Collegaring the gola fluviale requires less coordination, clearly!
Kobe Bryant lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this all-time great fooled!
Giacomo Poretti, this raw talent, yells at the coaching staff! Hot head causing friction!
The players head in. Kobe Bryant slips on the wet tunnel floor. Did you know Kobe Bryant plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
This undisputed superstar Kobe Bryant short-arms a hook shot along the baseline! Not enough lift!
Giacomo Poretti plays through exhaustion! The endurance of incarnaring the l'eroe tragico daily!
Matthew McGrory with the careless pass! Ritrarring the personaggio cinematografico with more care, please!
Giacomo Poretti drops their shoulders! Deflated, even an attore's spirit has limits!
IShowSpeed walks the tunnel in silence! Done for the night, back to rapper life tomorrow!
Kobe Bryant refuses Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest's handshake. Osama bin Laden offers a limp one with just his fingertips. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
i succhiatori finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Kobe Bryant.
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