Mi quinteto ideal — basketball_team 🇪🇸
5 miembros · TeamBranch
Diario de temporada
Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 6 | Denver Horse-Track | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 7 | New York Over-Timers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Phoenix No-Defense | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Miami Heart-Attack | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 1 | 14 | 2 |
| 16 | My Team | 0 | 15 | 0 |
Pretemporada
Good evening everyone and fasten your seatbelts because tonight we are not doing this gently. The arena is already sweating, the DJ cranked the volume so high the hardwood is vibrating, and there's a guy in the third row who painted his chest in the team colors even though it's freezing outside. That's devotion. That's basketball madness. And the franchise rolling in tonight deserves every decibel of this insane atmosphere. They've been through the hell of winless stretches and the ecstasy of Finals appearances, and honestly, nobody ever knows what they're going to pull off. That's what makes this sport so damn beautiful. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Usain Bolt on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 196 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. I asked a former player what it felt like to guard him. He looked at me with hollow eyes and said: "It's like trying to catch smoke." Smoke, my friends. You think you've got him, you close your hands, and there's nothing there. He's already on the other side of the court drilling a three in your face with a little smirk. The kind of player who makes you want to quit basketball and open a bakery, because at least bread doesn't disappear when you try to touch it. Hold on tight because the next name is going to make you spit out your beer: Usain Bolt. Profession? Atleta. Yeah. The coach saw him on TV, called his agent (who didn't exist), and offered him a ten-day contract "to see." The guy showed up with tacos de salida, a ham sandwich, and bulletproof enthusiasm. At his first practice, he attempted a dunk and ended up hanging from the net like a cat stuck in a tree. The fire department came. Twice. But he's got heart, the man, and apparently the precision he puts into los expedientes personales could translate to mid-range shooting. We believe. Well, the coach believes. The rest of us broke out the popcorn. Let's talk money. We'll keep it short because there ain't any. The budget is so low that the equipment manager also does the accounting, the post-game spread is leftover Domino's on discount, and the last free agent who toured the facility ran for the hills. But damn it, these guys don't care. They play with the fury of men who have everything to prove and nothing to lose. This is the most dangerous team in the league, not because they're good, but because they don't give a single damn about losing.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
89-134 (D)
Usain Bolt, this generational talent, embraces the incredible energy! Game on!
Ibai Llanos can't buy a bucket! Maybe the el algoritmo would be easier to aim!
Santiago Abascal gets picked! A político getting the la política pública stolen in broad daylight!
Santiago Abascal left in the dust! Even a político moves faster than that!
Lola Índigo walks away muttering! Muttering about the el coro under their breath!
Break. Usain Bolt collapses next to the vending machine. Fun fact: Usain Bolt was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. Back in action! The coach got the message across.
This global icon Usain Bolt rattles it out! So close yet so far from the left corner!
Lola Índigo is visibly tired! This diamond in the rough needs a timeout badly!
Santiago Abascal dribbles the ball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this dude putting the league on notice!
Lola Índigo stares in disbelief! The look of a cantante who just lost everything!
Usain Bolt tells reporters: 'Tomorrow we rompers better, like the los expedientes personales!'
Lola Índigo collapses into the first available chair. Santiago Abascal stays standing, eyes glazed over. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
88-133 (D)
Lola Índigo stretches center court! Loosening up, the cantante is getting ready!
Air ball from Usain Bolt! Being an atleta doesn't help with shooting, apparently!
Andrés Iniesta turns it over at coming out of the locker room! A futbolista dropping the sus botas de fútbol at the worst time!
Usain Bolt, this mammoth, can't keep up with the speed! Tendency to rush exposed!
Andrés Iniesta sits on the bench for a moment! Resting like a futbolista after a long shift!
The locker room fills up. Santiago Abascal has already eaten three oranges. Intel: Santiago Abascal once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
Santiago Abascal can't buy a shot! Wouldn't happen with the la política pública, a político always hits!
Usain Bolt dishes a step slower than usual! Heavy feet in the tank!
Lola Índigo crosses over into a dead end at the buzzer! Turnover! Lack of consistency!
Ibai Llanos glares at the scoreboard! This newcomer not happy with the situation!
Lola Índigo leaves the gymnasium quietly! Quiet as a cantante after the el coro setback!
Santiago Abascal chews his nails on the bench. Andrés Iniesta stares at his shoes like they're the source of the problem. Final confession: I still don't know how to pronounce Santiago Abascal's name. Forgive me. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
84-128 (D)
Santiago Abascal gets the crowd going early! Setting the tone like a político on day one!
Lola Índigo misfires in transition! This unknown gem searching for answers!
Santiago Abascal gets the ball stripped! The la política pública would have stayed in a político's grip!
Andrés Iniesta gets crossed over! This potential GOAT left frozen from the right corner!
Santiago Abascal mutters to himself walking back! This dude putting the league on notice fighting inner demons!
Both teams head to the locker room. Usain Bolt wipes his forehead with his jersey. Fun fact: Usain Bolt failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
Usain Bolt misses the open look! This basketball god can't believe it! Injury-prone body!
Ibai Llanos cramps up! Muscles tight from the su cámara and the orange double duty!
Santiago Abascal charges right into the defender! Turnover! Hot head when controlling pace!
Ibai Llanos, this potential breakout star, barks at the teammate! Tendency to rush taking over!
Santiago Abascal packs up and heads out! Packing the su podio de campaña, unpacking emotions!
Usain Bolt walks in slow motion, arms dangling. Ibai Llanos speeds up. Wants it to be over. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
85-129 (D)
This potential breakout star Ibai Llanos gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Ibai Llanos drives the Spalding right into the defender's hands! Occasional mental lapses!
Santiago Abascal, this swiss-army-knife type, commits the travel! Ego the size of Texas in the footwork!
Lola Índigo gets blown by! Even a cantante couldn't stop that!
This diamond in the rough Lola Índigo can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
The players head to the locker room. Usain Bolt is sweating like a racehorse. Rumor has it Usain Bolt talks to his basketball in the locker room. Nobody dares say it's weird. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
This absolute legend Usain Bolt short-arms an and-one from mid-range! Not enough lift!
This undisputed superstar Andrés Iniesta can barely jump! The springs are gone back to the basket!
Sloppy handling by Ibai Llanos! Cautivarring the el algoritmo is done with more finesse!
Lola Índigo slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a cantante hits the workbench!
Andrés Iniesta, this living legend, takes the loss hard. Occasional mental lapses at the wrong moments.
Ibai Llanos lets out a nervous laugh that sends chills down your spine. Lola Índigo decides not to comment. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
80-124 (D)
Opening possession for Usain Bolt! First touch, like first touch of the tacos de salida!
Santiago Abascal puts up a prayer... Unanswered! Not even the su podio de campaña can save that!
Lola Índigo with the backcourt violation! A cantante going backwards with the el coro!
Usain Bolt gets caught flat-footed! This global icon beaten to the spot!
Andrés Iniesta slams the basketball in frustration! Tendency to rush on full display!
Halftime. The doctor examines Lola Índigo's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Locker room anecdote: Lola Índigo talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
Lola Índigo with the contested two-handed slam along the baseline! No good! Bad selection!
Lola Índigo is running on pure willpower! This hungry young player refusing to quit!
Santiago Abascal trips up in the low post! A político never trips at work... Right?
Ibai Llanos, this tweener, throws the hands up! Exasperated from the right corner!
Lola Índigo vows to come back stronger! Stronger than the su micrófono reinforced with the el coro!
Andrés Iniesta watches the crowd file out in silence. Lola Índigo prefers not to look. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'Nailed It: Cakes Ruined by My Mother-in-Law.'
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
84-128 (D)
Usain Bolt starts in the elite shooter! Playing the elite shooter the way an atleta plays with the tacos de salida!
Usain Bolt misfires from way beyond the arc! The tacos de salida calibration needed!
Lola Índigo commits the live-ball turnover! The su micrófono would be ashamed!
Andrés Iniesta scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Hot head!
Usain Bolt posts up the towel! This once-in-a-lifetime player showing heavy feet!
Break. Santiago Abascal asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. The staff told me Santiago Abascal sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
Usain Bolt heaves and misses! Should have heaved the los expedientes personales instead!
Santiago Abascal, this smooth operator, laboring up and down! Heavy feet draining the energy!
Usain Bolt dispossessed! Couldn't hold on, not the atleta's finest moment!
Lola Índigo looks to the heavens! A cantante praying for the su micrófono to work!
Andrés Iniesta looks at the scoreboard one last time! Numbers don't lie for a futbolista!
Lola Índigo refuses to watch the replay on the jumbotron. Usain Bolt watches it and immediately regrets it. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
76-121 (D)
Andrés Iniesta lets fly with energy from the opening whistle! This potential GOAT locked in!
Ibai Llanos launches but the shot rims out! Limited stamina rears its ugly head!
Andrés Iniesta with the careless pass! Anotarring the el gol ganador with more care, please!
Lola Índigo gets back-doored! Didn't see it, like not seeing the el coro behind the su micrófono!
Usain Bolt is visibly upset! Upset as an atleta when the los expedientes personales goes sideways!
The locker room. Lola Índigo sprawls out full-length on the bench. Word is Lola Índigo sleeps with her basketball shoes on. I can't confirm it, but the source is reliable. Break's over, the players take their positions.
This first-ballot legend Usain Bolt puts up a catch-and-shoot triple but it won't fall! Off night!
Usain Bolt is out on their feet! Running on fumes and pure atleta stubbornness!
Santiago Abascal tries to be too fancy and loses the damn ball! Defense that's basically a suggestion in the decision-making!
Ibai Llanos mouths off at late in the quarter! A youtuber venting about the el algoritmo!
Lola Índigo walks the tunnel in silence! Done for the night, back to cantante life tomorrow!
Lola Índigo stands alone at center court as the lights go dim. Ibai Llanos comes back to get her. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. That's a wrap! And now, 'The Price Is Right: Why Nobody Answers the Phone Anymore.'
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
89-134 (D)
Lola Índigo, this swiss-army-knife type, sets the tone immediately! Night-in night-out consistency from the jump!
Santiago Abascal fires a brick from the right corner! Way off, even for a político!
Andrés Iniesta, this little thunder, gets stripped back to the basket! Heavy feet exposed!
Lola Índigo loses the screen battle! Heavy feet around the picks!
Ibai Llanos waves off the play! The authority of a youtuber in that gesture!
The locker room fills up. Andrés Iniesta has already eaten three oranges. Juicy intel: Andrés Iniesta turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
Andrés Iniesta shoots the Spalding awkwardly! The touch just isn't there for this absolute legend!
Usain Bolt fades away sluggishly! Injury-prone body catching up with this global icon!
Lola Índigo coughs up the damn ball! Lack of consistency strikes again from the right corner!
Ibai Llanos can't mask the disappointment! This dark horse wearing it on the sleeve!
Lola Índigo reflects on what could have been. Hot head the difference tonight.
Santiago Abascal refuses Minnesota Ice-Wall's handshake. Andrés Iniesta offers a limp one with just his fingertips. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
74-119 (D)
Lola Índigo steps onto the gym! From golpearing the el coro to this, game time!
Andrés Iniesta bricks it! Not the same accuracy as anotarring the el gol ganador!
Lola Índigo pulls up into a trap! Sometimes predictable game when reading the defense!
This diamond in the rough Ibai Llanos picks up the cheap foul! Defense that's basically a suggestion showing!
Lola Índigo kicks the air! The frustration of a cantante who knows they can do better!
Halftime! Lola Índigo walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Little scoop: Lola Índigo collects Pokemon cards. That Charizard is worth more than her first contract. Break's over, the players take their positions.
A tear drop from Ibai Llanos catches the back rim and pops out! So close!
This rising star Ibai Llanos calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Ego the size of Texas taking its toll!
Ibai Llanos with a wild pass that sails out! This unknown gem giving it away!
Usain Bolt, this titan, shows negative body language! Injury-prone body creeping in!
Usain Bolt, this mammoth, trudges off the palace of hoops. Lessons to take from this one.
Santiago Abascal pulls his cap down over his eyes. Andrés Iniesta doesn't have a cap, and it shows. Your favorite commentator survived. It's not much, but it's honest work. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
79-123 (D)
The game begins and Santiago Abascal is ready! You can see ridiculous creativity written all over his face!
Andrés Iniesta fires a sky hook in transition but can't connect! Lack of consistency showing!
This diamond in the rough Ibai Llanos with turnover number points! Sometimes predictable game is piling up!
Ibai Llanos bites on the fake! Fooled like a youtuber by counterfeit the el algoritmo!
Usain Bolt tugs at their jersey! Frustrated, but the atleta will bounce back!
Break time. Santiago Abascal bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Did you know Santiago Abascal plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
Lola Índigo launches and misses! The orange isn't the el coro, and it shows!
Andrés Iniesta asks for ice! Cooling down, even a futbolista's engine needs a rest!
Ibai Llanos, this all-around player, gets the ball poked away! Heavy feet when protecting the pill!
Ibai Llanos can't hide the frustration! The su cámara frustration meets the damn ball frustration!
Ibai Llanos attacks past the media. This rising star not in the mood to talk.
Usain Bolt stares at his hands like he doesn't recognize them. Santiago Abascal exhales. Again. And again. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
75-119 (D)
Santiago Abascal huddles with the team! Huddling up, the político strategizes!
Lola Índigo skips it off the rim! The el coro has better hop than that!
Usain Bolt loses the pill! An atleta would never be this careless!
Lola Índigo lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this unknown gem fooled!
Santiago Abascal steps back and kicks the stanchion! This seasoned vet losing composure!
Rest time. Andrés Iniesta isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Fun fact: Andrés Iniesta tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Ibai Llanos takes a tough two-handed slam and it doesn't go! Lack of consistency in shot selection!
Andrés Iniesta is dead on their feet! Running on fumes, the futbolista is spent!
Usain Bolt botches the handoff! Even the tacos de salida exchanges go smoother!
Lola Índigo vents at their teammates! The cantante who vents about the el coro!
This who-is-this-guy player Ibai Llanos leaves the venue with head held high. Fought to the end.
Santiago Abascal shakes Andrés Iniesta's hand in silence. Not a word. Just a look that says it all. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
88-132 (D)
Santiago Abascal takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Usain Bolt misses at the buzzer! An atleta who missed the deadline!
Usain Bolt with the backcourt violation! This franchise cornerstone under too much pressure!
Ibai Llanos can't contain the drive! Cautivarring the el algoritmo is more containable!
Andrés Iniesta mouths off and picks up a T! Defense that's basically a suggestion taking over!
Into the tunnel. Andrés Iniesta grabs a banana on the way and devours it. Small detail: Andrés Iniesta whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.
An alley-oop by Santiago Abascal facing the rim is way off! Tough night for this established player!
Santiago Abascal short-arms the shot from fatigue! This league veteran has nothing left!
Intercepted! Andrés Iniesta's pass snatched right out of the air! A futbolista would never be that careless!
This diamond in the rough Lola Índigo fouls hard out of frustration! Hot head showing!
Ibai Llanos, this versatile guy, hangs the head. Tough loss despite freakish explosiveness effort.
Lola Índigo's eyes are red, jaw tight. Andrés Iniesta apologizes to the coach, voice cracking. I learned tonight that Lola Índigo used to be a político. That explains the unique running style. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
79-124 (D)
Game time! Ibai Llanos and this guy nobody was talking about ready to put on a show at the venue!
Lola Índigo launches the Wilson into the front rim! That's frustrating for this player nobody saw coming!
Lola Índigo turns it over in the low post! Butterfingers from this cantante!
Lola Índigo gets burned on the drive! Heavy feet in lateral movement!
Ibai Llanos buries their face! Hidden from view, the youtuber can't watch!
Halftime. Ibai Llanos is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Fun fact: Ibai Llanos failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
Ibai Llanos misfires on the floater! Too much float, the youtuber touch abandoned them!
Andrés Iniesta, this undisputed superstar, with the tired turnover! Legs and mind fatigued!
Santiago Abascal throws it into the stands! What was that from this dude putting the league on notice!
This franchise cornerstone Andrés Iniesta throws an elbow in frustration! Sometimes predictable game on full display!
Ibai Llanos refuses to make excuses! A youtuber owns the el algoritmo failures too!
Santiago Abascal sits on the bench, staring into nothing. Andrés Iniesta has his head in his hands. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
83-128 (D)
Lola Índigo checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!
This basketball god Usain Bolt misses the mark! A buzzer-beater goes begging from downtown!
Andrés Iniesta passes to nobody! This hall-of-fame lock with a head-scratching decision!
Usain Bolt overcommits! Going all-in like an atleta on the los expedientes personales, but wrong!
This basketball god Usain Bolt gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Break. Santiago Abascal collapses on the locker room floor, arms spread wide. True story: Santiago Abascal had his parking spot stolen by San Antonio Skyscrapers's mascot. Still talks about it. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
Lola Índigo can't find the range! The su micrófono has better accuracy than that!
Andrés Iniesta looks to the bench for relief! Relief like a futbolista relieved of the sus botas de fútbol!
Andrés Iniesta with the errant pass! This once-in-a-lifetime player needs to settle down!
Ibai Llanos, this player nobody saw coming, with the frustrated foul! Ego the size of Texas in tough moments!
This all-time great Andrés Iniesta tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Ibai Llanos scratches the back of his neck nervously. Santiago Abascal has the look of someone who has seen things. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
82-126 (D)
Santiago Abascal locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a político who means business!
Santiago Abascal denied by the basket! Even a político can't pry it open!
Stolen from Usain Bolt! An atleta who let it slip through their fingers!
This potential breakout star Lola Índigo bites on the fake! Beaten from mid-range!
This generational talent Andrés Iniesta hangs the head after the miss! Deflated from the right corner!
The players head to the locker room. Santiago Abascal is sweating like a racehorse. The staff told me Santiago Abascal sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
Lola Índigo misses at with seconds left on the clock! A cantante dropping the el coro at the worst time!
Usain Bolt is spent! Used up like the los expedientes personales after an atleta's long day!
Usain Bolt, this towering presence, steps out of bounds with the Wilson! Mental lapse!
Lola Índigo gets a technical for complaining! Occasional mental lapses on full display!
Usain Bolt walks off in defeat! Even an atleta's skills couldn't save tonight!
Lola Índigo scratches the back of her neck nervously. Santiago Abascal has the look of someone who has seen things. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Usain Bolt.
Diario de la temporada
💬 💬 Comentarios y Sugerencias (0)
💭
No hay comentarios por el momento. ¡Sé el primero en dar tu opinión!
1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D150&w=150)
