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1Detroit Engine-Roar15030
2Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest14128
3San Antonio Skyscrapers12324
4Boston Ring-Chasers11422
5Cleveland Twin-Towers10520
6New York Over-Timers9618
7Denver Horse-Track9618
8Houston Blast-Off6912
9Los Angeles Nursing-Home6912
10Phoenix No-Defense6912
11Minnesota Ice-Wall51010
12Philadelphia Injury-Report51010
13Toronto Border-Patrol4118
14My Team4118
15Orlando Magic-Beans3126
16Miami Heart-Attack1142

季前赛

Kill the cameras, turn off your phones, and shut your mouths because what we're about to witness tonight only happens once in a generation. We're in the belly of an arena where the floor trembles under the bass, where the Jumbotron spits fire, where 20,000 lunatics are screaming their heads off before the tip-off even happens. The franchise walking onto this court isn't a basketball club, it's a war machine forged in the pain of defeat and the madness of impossible comebacks. Every player here has gladiator blood in his veins and an ego size of Texas. The team with no name, baby! Okay, we need to talk about the monster. Because there are players, and then there's 勒布朗·詹姆斯. It's not the same category, it's not even the same damn sport. Standing at 206 cm, with footwork like a ballet dancer and a jumper purer than spring water. The kind of guy who drops 35 in three quarters, sits down on the bench in the fourth because he's bored, and pulls out his phone to check his stats on the Jumbotron. He's not a player, he's a statistical anomaly. The opposing locker room before the game, you know what they talk about? Not the game plan. Not the offensive scheme. No. They talk about HIM. "How do we stop him?" "Who takes the matchup?" "Does he look tired?" Spoiler: he's never tired. And even when he looks tired, it's a trap. The man fakes exhaustion in the third quarter and drops 14 in the fourth like a coiled spring being released. Opposing coaches have 50-page scouting reports on him, and every single page is absolutely useless. Hold on tight because the next name is going to make you spit out your beer: 快銀. Profession? 超级英雄. Yeah. The coach saw him on TV, called his agent (who didn't exist), and offered him a ten-day contract "to see." The guy showed up with bare hands, a ham sandwich, and bulletproof enthusiasm. At his first practice, he attempted a dunk and ended up hanging from the net like a cat stuck in a tree. The fire department came. Twice. But he's got heart, the man, and apparently the precision he puts into the game could translate to mid-range shooting. We believe. Well, the coach believes. The rest of us broke out the popcorn. The budget? It's "here, take my credit card and go nuts." The owner is a damn billionaire who wants a championship ring the way other people want a yacht. Every position is doubled up, every role player is a former All-Star, and the bench is so deep that the twelfth man on this team would start for half the league. It's an armada, a war machine, and everyone in this building knows that if these guys don't win the title, it's a goddamn scandal.

比赛日 1vs Detroit Engine-Roar

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德安德魯·艾頓 penetrates onto the floor! The crowd roars for this well-respected player!

This generational talent 迈克尔·乔丹 rattles it out! So close yet so far from the left corner!

勒布朗·詹姆斯 coughs up the Wilson! Hot head strikes again under the basket!

This basketball god 勒布朗·詹姆斯 caught ball-watching! Backdoor cut for an easy score!

斯蒂芬·科里 dribbles through traffic and scores! Incredible finish!

Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, 快銀 picks up the pace. Intel: 快銀 asked Detroit Engine-Roar for their energy drink recipe. They refused. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.

This well-respected player 德安德魯·艾頓 slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!

This elite player 斯蒂芬·科里 throws up a prayer from the right corner! Not answered!

德安德魯·艾頓 shoots to the weak side! This player making noise exploiting the rotation!

This basketball god 勒布朗·詹姆斯 can barely jump! The springs are gone at the buzzer!

This first-ballot legend 迈克尔·乔丹 stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this first-ballot legend wanted.

迈克尔·乔丹 stands alone at center court as the lights go dim. 德安德魯·艾頓 comes back to get him. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'

比赛日 2vs Miami Heart-Attack

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勒布朗·詹姆斯 dishes into position! This certified GOAT candidate not wasting any time!

德安德魯·艾頓, this undersized spark plug, takes over on the low block. A bank shot! That's elite!

This top-tier talent 斯蒂芬·科里 forces the bad pass! That dawg mentality creating turnovers!

快銀 orchestrates the play! Conducting the offense like a veteran 超级英雄!

迈克尔·乔丹 sets the screen at the perfect angle! This guy with rings on every finger cerebral play!

Cut! Halftime. 斯蒂芬·科里's jersey is completely drenched in sweat. Exclusive: 斯蒂芬·科里 was caught reading a philosophy book on the bench. It was Nietzsche. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.

快銀 scores the go-ahead! A 超级英雄 who always finishes the job on time!

This hooper's hooper 德安德魯·艾頓 turns the hostile crowd into stunned silence!

德安德魯·艾頓 finds the open teammate! This solid pro making everyone better!

This will be talked about for years! 斯蒂芬·科里 with a catch-and-shoot triple! Iconic!

迈克尔·乔丹, this absolute unit, acknowledges the fans! A crowd fully behind them! An ice-cold stare at the opposing bench!

斯蒂芬·科里 and 迈克尔·乔丹 swing 勒布朗·詹姆斯 around by his arms like a carousel. He looks sick. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'

比赛日 3vs Orlando Magic-Beans

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快銀 gets the crowd going early! Setting the tone like a 超级英雄 on day one!

This generational talent 迈克尔·乔丹 misses the mark! A fadeaway jumper goes begging off the pick and roll!

勒布朗·詹姆斯 passes to nobody! This hall-of-fame lock with a head-scratching decision!

斯蒂芬·科里 gets burned on the drive! Heavy feet in lateral movement!

斯蒂芬·科里 catches fire! And it's a devastating dunk! Iron discipline taking over!

Halftime. 斯蒂芬·科里 wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Intel: 斯蒂芬·科里 refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.

This player making noise 德安德魯·艾頓 fouls hard out of frustration! Hot head showing!

斯蒂芬·科里 rushes a scoop layup from the left corner! Defense that's basically a suggestion creeping in!

迈克尔·乔丹, this towering presence, exploits the mismatch from way beyond the arc! Smart play!

快銀 is gassed! This player making noise bent over at half court! Sometimes predictable game catching up!

快銀, this next-level player, takes the loss hard. Tendency to force bad shots at the wrong moments.

德安德魯·艾頓 replays the score in his head on a loop. 快銀 tries to think about something else. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.

比赛日 4vs Philadelphia Injury-Report

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快銀 takes the court to a cathedral silence! The 超级英雄 with their bare hands is here!

This next-level player 快銀 with a beautiful double-clutch layup on the low block! Poetry in motion!

德安德魯·艾頓, this miniature missile, gets exploited in the switch! Limited stamina exposed in the mismatch!

迈克尔·乔丹, this certified GOAT candidate, with a contested layup that misses in transition!

This certified GOAT candidate 勒布朗·詹姆斯 hits the big three! The deficit down to single digits!

Halftime. The doctor examines 勒布朗·詹姆斯's shoulder while the others catch their breath. They say 勒布朗·詹姆斯 eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.

迈克尔·乔丹 posts up but can't score in the closing moments! Opportunity lost!

勒布朗·詹姆斯, this titan, throws the hands up! Exasperated at the top of the key!

迈克尔·乔丹 is writing the story tonight! This all-time great with a half-court heave driving to the hoop!

This name that's buzzing 德安德魯·艾頓 with the clutch-time breakdown! Heavy feet on full display!

快銀 leaves the palace of hoops quietly! Quiet as a 超级英雄 after the game setback!

斯蒂芬·科里 mutters while walking out. 迈克尔·乔丹 watches from the corner of his eye, worried. I learned backstage that 迈克尔·乔丹 also does 超级英雄 on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Thanks for watching. Coming up: '48 Hours: The Secret Life of Roundabouts.' Essential viewing.

比赛日 5vs Phoenix No-Defense

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快銀 begins their shift on the field house! A 超级英雄 starting the their bare hands shift!

斯蒂芬·科里 explodes the orange right into the defender's hands! Sometimes predictable game!

勒布朗·詹姆斯 throws it into the stands! What was that from this guy with rings on every finger!

迈克尔·乔丹 gives up the back door! Tendency to rush when overplaying!

This global icon 勒布朗·詹姆斯 punishes the defense with a hook shot back to the basket!

Break. 斯蒂芬·科里 collapses next to the vending machine. Did you know 斯蒂芬·科里 keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.

快銀 mutters to himself walking back! This well-respected player fighting inner demons!

斯蒂芬·科里, this smooth operator, loses the handle and the opportunity! Tendency to rush!

德安德魯·艾頓, this scrappy guard, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! Insane court vision!

德安德魯·艾頓 dunks a step slower than usual! Occasional mental lapses in the tank!

迈克尔·乔丹 explodes to the tunnel in disappointment. This basketball god will learn from this.

德安德魯·艾頓 walks toward the tunnel without a word. 快銀 stares at the scoreboard as if it might change. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. We're wrapping up the mics. Up next: 'Chopped: Tupperware Lunch at the Office Edition.'

比赛日 6vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home

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And we're underway! 斯蒂芬·科里 touches the basketball first! This established star looks eager!

德安德魯·艾頓, this pint-sized baller, uses every inch to deliver a pull-up jumper!

斯蒂芬·科里 a crucial offensive board and starts the fast break! Defense wins championships!

迈克尔·乔丹, this living legend, manipulates the defense and drops the dime! Natural-born leadership!

斯蒂芬·科里 posts up to the right spot! Scary good handles off-ball movement!

Halftime whistle! 勒布朗·詹姆斯 grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Locker room anecdote: 勒布朗·詹姆斯 talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.

迈克尔·乔丹 converts a tough floater from the left corner! Skill level: elite!

快銀 soaks in a standing ovation! This dude putting the league on notice living for these moments!

斯蒂芬·科里 sacrifices the body taking the charge! This jersey-selling name ultimate teammate!

This living legend 迈克尔·乔丹 embraces the pressure! This is what greatness looks like!

斯蒂芬·科里 spins off the court victorious! This bonafide star leaves it all out there!

德安德魯·艾頓 makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. 勒布朗·詹姆斯 makes a bigger heart. 快銀 makes a massive heart. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'

比赛日 7vs Toronto Border-Patrol

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斯蒂芬·科里, this tweener, is introduced and the arena explodes! This All-Star caliber talent is in the building!

迈克尔·乔丹, this colossus, can't get a pull-up jumper to drop! Cold as ice tonight!

勒布朗·詹姆斯 charges right into the defender! Turnover! Defense that's basically a suggestion when controlling pace!

斯蒂芬·科里 gets crossed over! This certified bucket left frozen from the right corner!

迈克尔·乔丹 goes to work and fires a fadeaway jumper! This big fella lighting it up!

Halftime whistle! 勒布朗·詹姆斯 slides down against the hallway wall. Did you know 勒布朗·詹姆斯 started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.

斯蒂芬·科里 crosses over and kicks the stanchion! This established star losing composure!

This elite player 斯蒂芬·科里 whiffs on a two-handed slam! The crowd groans!

This certified bucket 斯蒂芬·科里 sets the back screen! A killer instinct off-ball contribution!

快銀 bends over during the dead ball! This dude putting the league on notice gathering what's left!

This living legend 勒布朗·詹姆斯 shakes hands and moves on. In the end, shaky emotions under pressure proved costly.

斯蒂芬·科里 replays the score in his head on a loop. 迈克尔·乔丹 tries to think about something else. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.

比赛日 8vs Minnesota Ice-Wall

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This elite player 斯蒂芬·科里 in the starting lineup! Let's see what this elite player brings!

快銀 forces a bad alley-oop! This respected competitor needs to trust teammates!

勒布朗·詹姆斯 lets fly the rock right to the defense! Costly mistake by this once-in-a-lifetime player!

勒布朗·詹姆斯 gets caught flat-footed! This first-ballot legend beaten to the spot!

This first-ballot legend 迈克尔·乔丹 is automatic back to the basket! A double-clutch layup drops again!

Halftime. 斯蒂芬·科里's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Little secret: 斯蒂芬·科里 watches cat videos between quarters. Says it's relaxing. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.

快銀 pounds the scorer's table! Frustrated! The 超级英雄 in them is showing!

斯蒂芬·科里 with the contested finger roll under the basket! No good! Bad selection!

快銀 identifies the soft spot in the zone! This player making noise surgical precision!

This first-ballot legend 迈克尔·乔丹 signals to the bench! Needs a blow! Heavy feet!

迈克尔·乔丹 walks off in silence. This all-time great gave it all but it wasn't enough.

勒布朗·詹姆斯 lets out a big exhale walking through the door. 快銀 holds his in. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.

比赛日 9vs Houston Blast-Off

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德安德魯·艾頓, this elusive guard, sets the tone immediately! Ridiculous creativity from the jump!

德安德魯·艾頓 shoots the ball into the front rim! That's frustrating for this name that's buzzing!

This hall-of-fame lock 勒布朗·詹姆斯 loses concentration and the ball with it!

斯蒂芬·科里, this versatile guy, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over injury-prone body!

An alley-oop! 勒布朗·詹姆斯 cannot be stopped tonight! This certified GOAT candidate is locked in!

Break. 德安德魯·艾頓 collapses next to the vending machine. Exclusive info: 德安德魯·艾頓 is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.

勒布朗·詹姆斯, this oversized freak, shows negative body language! Hot head creeping in!

This franchise cornerstone 勒布朗·詹姆斯 muscles up an and-one but can't get it to fall!

勒布朗·詹姆斯 reads the defense perfectly! That dawg mentality and a sky-high basketball IQ!

斯蒂芬·科里, this big-name player, is dragging! The this ball game minutes taking their toll!

勒布朗·詹姆斯, this giant, hangs the head. Tough loss despite insane court vision effort.

德安德魯·艾頓 and 斯蒂芬·科里 share a single look. Just one. It contains all the disappointment in the world. My evening? A microphone, cold coffee, and the greatest show on earth. What more could you ask for. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.

比赛日 10vs Denver Horse-Track

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This established player 德安德魯·艾頓 comes out aggressive! Opens with a double-clutch layup in transition!

斯蒂芬·科里, this All-Star caliber talent, comes up empty! An alley-oop off target in the paint!

斯蒂芬·科里 takes off into a trap! Occasional mental lapses when reading the defense!

This top-tier talent 斯蒂芬·科里 picks up the cheap foul! Injury-prone body showing!

斯蒂芬·科里 blows past to the rack for a pull-up jumper! Can't contain this tweener!

Break. 迈克尔·乔丹 collapses next to the vending machine. They say 迈克尔·乔丹 eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.

This once-in-a-lifetime player 迈克尔·乔丹 shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!

快銀 gets the friendly rim but no luck! Even the 超级英雄 touch can't save that one!

迈克尔·乔丹, this colossus, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!

勒布朗·詹姆斯, this towering presence, looks exhausted at the top of the key! The legs are gone!

快銀 wipes a tear! A 超级英雄 who poured everything into the effort!

迈克尔·乔丹 and 快銀 share a single look. Just one. It contains all the disappointment in the world. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'

比赛日 11vs New York Over-Timers

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斯蒂芬·科里 looks dialed in from the start! A killer instinct preparation showing!

This elite player 斯蒂芬·科里 with the volleyball spike a sky-high block! Emphatic!

A two-handed slam from 德安德魯·艾頓 hits the iron! Lack of consistency under the spotlight!

斯蒂芬·科里 scores from the left corner! A euro-step with unreal swagger! Brilliant!

This guy with a proven track record 快銀 with the savvy veteran play! Natural-born leadership experience showing!

Break. 勒布朗·詹姆斯 collapses on the locker room floor, arms spread wide. Did you know 勒布朗·詹姆斯 knits to unwind? Made a scarf in New York Over-Timers's colors. By accident, obviously. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.

迈克尔·乔丹 wants the ball and delivers! An and-one in the extra period! Clutch gene!

快銀 cuts off the drive! Precision of competing the game!

You can cut the tension with a knife! Immense pressure as 勒布朗·詹姆斯 steps up!

This player on the come-up 德安德魯·艾頓 with the monster charge taken at the jump ball! Saved the game!

This up-and-coming baller 德安德魯·艾頓 seals the deal! Victory with night-in night-out consistency!

迈克尔·乔丹 runs to the coach and lifts the coach up. Not thrilled but smiles anyway. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.

比赛日 12vs Cleveland Twin-Towers

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Tip-off! 德安德魯·艾頓 gets us started! Let's go!

快銀 tallies another one! This 超级英雄 keeps racking them up!

斯蒂芬·科里 rejects the layup! A left-handed block by this do-it-all player! Get that out!

This legit talent 德安德魯·艾頓 exploits the gap! Dime to the corner for a finger roll!

斯蒂芬·科里, this versatile guy, sets a brick-wall screen! Ridiculous creativity on full display!

Back to the locker room. 斯蒂芬·科里 punches his locker. Little scoop: 斯蒂芬·科里 tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.

A hook shot from 勒布朗·詹姆斯! This potential GOAT is putting on a show tonight!

迈克尔·乔丹, this hall-of-fame lock, plays to the crowd! An electric crowd is contagious!

斯蒂芬·科里, this do-it-all player, sets the perfect screen! Natural-born leadership for the team!

迈克尔·乔丹 takes off through pain, through doubt! This living legend transcending!

德安德魯·艾頓, this player making noise, embraces the teammates! A raised fist! Sweet victory!

迈克尔·乔丹 performs an absolutely ridiculous victory dance. 德安德魯·艾頓 imitates it. It's worse. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.

比赛日 13vs Boston Ring-Chasers

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勒布朗·詹姆斯, this towering presence, takes the court! The standing ovation is electric!

勒布朗·詹姆斯 clanks another one off the rim! This all-time great needs to find rhythm!

Intercepted! 快銀's pass snatched right out of the air! A 超级英雄 would never be that careless!

This all-time great 迈克尔·乔丹 misjudges the passing lane! Easy assist through!

This franchise guy 斯蒂芬·科里 does it again! A two-handed slam with effortless precision!

Halftime! 德安德魯·艾頓 walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Anecdote: 德安德魯·艾頓 once wore his jersey inside out for the entire first quarter. Nobody dared say anything. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.

快銀 drops the head after another miss! Tendency to rush sapping the confidence!

This legit talent 德安德魯·艾頓 misfires again! Heavy feet could cost the team!

快銀 controls the glass! Board work as precise as a day job with their bare hands!

This headliner 斯蒂芬·科里 is a warrior but the body says no! The 48 regulation minutes of war!

斯蒂芬·科里, this solid build, trudges off the temple of basketball. Lessons to take from this one.

德安德魯·艾頓's lip is trembling. 快銀 dodges the cameras by pulling up his hood. I learned that 德安德魯·艾頓's father was a 超级英雄. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'

比赛日 14vs San Antonio Skyscrapers

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快銀, this solid pro, draws first blood! A bucket to start!

德安德魯·艾頓 explodes but the shot rims out! Tendency to force bad shots rears its ugly head!

This certified GOAT candidate 勒布朗·詹姆斯 commits the offensive foul! Turnover from downtown!

勒布朗·詹姆斯, this tree of a man, can't keep up with the speed! Defense that's basically a suggestion exposed!

This first-ballot legend 迈克尔·乔丹 gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!

Halftime whistle. 勒布朗·詹姆斯 has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Anecdote: 勒布朗·詹姆斯 tried to impress the San Antonio Skyscrapers players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. We're back! The players look fired up.

A thunderous slam by 勒布朗·詹姆斯 back to the basket is way off! Tough night for this living legend!

德安德魯·艾頓, this little guy, with tired legs facing the rim! Lack of consistency slowing this guy with a proven track record down!

快銀 with the careless pass! Competing the game with more care, please!

迈克尔·乔丹, this once-in-a-lifetime player, barks at the teammate! Heavy feet taking over!

迈克尔·乔丹 sits alone on the bench. This basketball god processing the defeat.

迈克尔·乔丹 sits down on the hardwood, head on his knees. 勒布朗·詹姆斯 puts a hand on his shoulder without saying a word. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.

比赛日 15vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest

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This franchise cornerstone 勒布朗·詹姆斯 opens the scoring! An off-balance shot! Early advantage!

勒布朗·詹姆斯 with the off-balance pull-up jumper! This guy with rings on every finger couldn't set the feet!

快銀 throws it away! Defense that's basically a suggestion under pressure from mid-range!

快銀 gambles for the steal and pays the price! Sometimes predictable game!

This certified bucket 斯蒂芬·科里 can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!

Halftime. The doctor examines 斯蒂芬·科里's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Little secret: 斯蒂芬·科里 watches cat videos between quarters. Says it's relaxing. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.

迈克尔·乔丹 goes to work and fires but misses everything! Occasional mental lapses tonight!

斯蒂芬·科里, this swiss-army-knife type, laboring up and down! Lack of consistency draining the energy!

快銀 gets picked! A 超级英雄 getting the game stolen in broad daylight!

快銀 shakes their head! A 超级英雄 who can't believe that just happened!

This name that's buzzing 德安德魯·艾頓 leaves the gymnasium with head held high. Fought to the end.

勒布朗·詹姆斯's eyes are red, jaw tight. 德安德魯·艾頓 apologizes to the coach, voice cracking. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'

My Team finishes #14 (4W-11L). Better luck next season! MVP: 勒布朗·詹姆斯.

赛季结束 · 官方报告AMJ许多经理已经分享了他们的赛季
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🇨🇳 中国 · TeamBranch League · Season #1
排名
#14 / 16
紧随 Toronto Border-Patrol · 8 分
近6场
2 · 4
Points · scored
1507 vs 1668
-161 diff
精彩时刻
17 图标
Buckets · clutch · moments
▌ 赛季MVP
勒布朗·詹姆斯

Season journal

15 GAMES · 4W · 11 L · 1507 POINTS SCORED · 1668 CONCEDED
季前赛
赛季开幕
01
vs Detroit Engine-Roar
96-125
Defeat. Detroit Engine-Roar outplays My Team 125-96. Back to the drawing board.
🏀 斯蒂芬·科里★ 勒布朗·詹姆斯
02
vs Miami Heart-Attack
115-85
My Team defeats Miami Heart-Attack 115-85! 勒布朗·詹姆斯 was on fire tonight!
🏀 德安德魯·艾頓🏀 快銀★ 勒布朗·詹姆斯
03
vs Orlando Magic-Beans
102-109
Defeat. Orlando Magic-Beans outplays My Team 109-102. Back to the drawing board.
🏀 斯蒂芬·科里★ 勒布朗·詹姆斯
04
vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
97-101
Heartbreaker. My Team falls 97-101 to Philadelphia Injury-Report in a close one.
🏀 快銀★ 勒布朗·詹姆斯
05
vs Phoenix No-Defense
94-121
Phoenix No-Defense hands My Team a 121-94 loss. 勒布朗·詹姆斯 tried their best.
🏀 勒布朗·詹姆斯★ 勒布朗·詹姆斯
06
vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
111-105
My Team defeats Los Angeles Nursing-Home 111-105! 勒布朗·詹姆斯 was on fire tonight!
🏀 德安德魯·艾頓🏀 迈克尔·乔丹★ 勒布朗·詹姆斯
07
vs Toronto Border-Patrol
108-116
My Team falls to Toronto Border-Patrol 108-116. Tough night.
🏀 迈克尔·乔丹★ 勒布朗·詹姆斯
08
vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
95-103
Minnesota Ice-Wall hands My Team a 103-95 loss. 勒布朗·詹姆斯 tried their best.
🏀 迈克尔·乔丹★ 勒布朗·詹姆斯
09
vs Houston Blast-Off
95-112
Rough game for My Team. Houston Blast-Off wins 112-95.
🏀 勒布朗·詹姆斯★ 勒布朗·詹姆斯
10
vs Denver Horse-Track
102-121
Rough game for My Team. Denver Horse-Track wins 121-102.
🏀 斯蒂芬·科里★ 勒布朗·詹姆斯
11
vs New York Over-Timers
106-101
Nail-biter! My Team survives New York Over-Timers 106-101. 勒布朗·詹姆斯 hit the clutch shot!
🏀 斯蒂芬·科里🔥 迈克尔·乔丹🔥 德安德魯·艾頓★ 勒布朗·詹姆斯
12
vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
113-106
Big win for My Team over Cleveland Twin-Towers! Final: 113-106. 勒布朗·詹姆斯 dominated.
🏀 快銀🏀 勒布朗·詹姆斯★ 勒布朗·詹姆斯
13
vs Boston Ring-Chasers
106-118
My Team falls to Boston Ring-Chasers 106-118. Tough night.
🏀 斯蒂芬·科里★ 勒布朗·詹姆斯
14
vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
76-115
Ouch. San Antonio Skyscrapers demolishes My Team 115-76. Not our day.
★ 勒布朗·詹姆斯
15
vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
91-130
Ouch. Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest demolishes My Team 130-91. Not our day.
★ 勒布朗·詹姆斯

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