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Season Journal

Standings

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1San Antonio Skyscrapers14128
2Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest14128
3Cleveland Twin-Towers13226
4Detroit Engine-Roar11422
5Boston Ring-Chasers11422
6New York Over-Timers10520
7Los Angeles Nursing-Home9618
8Denver Horse-Track7814
9Minnesota Ice-Wall7814
10Houston Blast-Off7814
11Toronto Border-Patrol6912
12Phoenix No-Defense4118
13Philadelphia Injury-Report3126
14Orlando Magic-Beans2134
15Miami Heart-Attack2134
16My Team0150

Pre-season

Alright, sit your ass down for two minutes because tonight we're not messing around, we're diving headfirst into a sold-out arena that smells like rubber and sweat, with 20,000 fans ready to lose their damn voices. We're about to relive the saga of a franchise that's seen it all: the glory years when they bulldozed the league, the dark ages when nothing went in, and the Draft-night strokes of genius that brought them back to the summit. This ain't just basketball, this is American legend carried by physical freaks who aren't here to play nice, they're here to carve their names into NBA history with psycho stat lines and rim-rattling dunks that shake the whole damn building. The team with no name, baby! Alright, let's not kid ourselves, if the arena is packed to the gills, it's because of THE phenomenon. This guy isn't just a basketball player, he's a walking cheat code on the hardwood: give it up for Michael Jackson! Picture this: standing at 175 cm, but he handles the rock with the agility of a 5'10" point guard and launches missiles from 30 feet like he's at shootaround. When he attacks the paint, it's simple, he's a freight train: either you get out of the way, or you end up on his poster doing the rounds on social media for a week straight. His teammate told me something last week that gave me chills. He said: "When he's silent in the locker room before a game, I know we're about to destroy everybody." The man doesn't talk, he executes. He doesn't celebrate, he absorbs. And when the buzzer is approaching and the score is tight, everybody knows. The teammates, the opponents, the refs, the guy selling nachos on the upper deck. Everybody knows the ball is ending up in his hands. And it's ending up in the basket. The chef's surprise of the evening is Laurence Corlett. A rugby union player by profession. No, it's not a joke, it's an actual coaching staff decision. The GM nearly had a heart attack when he saw the signing, but the coach said: "Trust me, this guy can handle contested ball with surgical precision, imagine what he can do with a basketball." Spoiler: so far, not much. The man spent his first week confusing the free throw line with the sideline, and asked three times if tackling was allowed. But he's got a heart size of a watermelon, he runs around like an overexcited golden retriever, and damn it, the crowd absolutely loves him. The budget? What budget? We're so far below the salary floor you could limbo under it blindfolded. The team accountant is the owner's cousin running Excel 2003 with no updates since the Bush administration. The jerseys are hand-washed by the intern, road trips are carpooled, and the last free agent who visited the facilities turned around the second he saw the locker room. But you know what? Character is forged in the struggle. And this team's got character coming out of its damn ears.

Matchday 1vs Detroit Engine-Roar

73-118 (L)

Osama bin Laden huddles with the team! Huddling up, the civil engineer strategizes!

Laurence Corlett whiffs on the jumper! A rugby union player off their game with the mouth guard!

Laurence Corlett coughs it up! A rugby union player's grip doesn't work on the orange!

Osama bin Laden falls asleep on the weak side! Heavy feet exposed!

Khabib Nurmagomedov argues with the ref! The same passion they bring to slamming the mat canvas!

End of the first act. Khabib Nurmagomedov is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Anecdote: Khabib Nurmagomedov threw up before his first pro game. No more pre-game burgers ever since. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.

Peter Dinklage can't connect! Their loaded checkbook in hand, sure. The ball through the hoop, nope!

Michael Jackson can't get lift! Legs heavy as their bare hands after the allotted time!

Michael Jackson gets the ball stripped! The game would have stayed in a philanthropist's grip!

Khabib Nurmagomedov can't hide the frustration! The rosin bag frustration meets the rock frustration!

Khabib Nurmagomedov tells reporters: 'Tomorrow we slams better, like the mat canvas!'

Khabib Nurmagomedov watches the crowd file out in silence. Laurence Corlett prefers not to look. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.

Matchday 2vs Miami Heart-Attack

83-128 (L)

Michael Jackson gets the starting nod! A philanthropist starting with their bare hands confidence!

Khabib Nurmagomedov shoots short! Not enough juice! Even a wrestler would cringe!

This global icon Osama bin Laden with turnover number buckets! Limited stamina is piling up!

Laurence Corlett beaten off the dribble! Quicker than the contested ball slipping from a rugby union player!

Peter Dinklage drops their shoulders! Deflated, even a film producer's spirit has limits!

Back to the locker room. Osama bin Laden punches his locker. Confession: Osama bin Laden calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.

Peter Dinklage, this pint-sized baller, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Tendency to force bad shots!

This dude out of nowhere Laurence Corlett can barely get up the court! Fatigue setting in!

Osama bin Laden double-dribbles! Bridging the river gorge doesn't have that rule!

Laurence Corlett penetrates away from the huddle! This dark horse in a dark place mentally!

Khabib Nurmagomedov gave it everything! Everything a wrestler has, left on the court!

Laurence Corlett snaps at the bench on his way out. Peter Dinklage says nothing, but his look says everything. Tonight I learned Laurence Corlett used to be a philanthropist before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.

Matchday 3vs Orlando Magic-Beans

73-117 (L)

Khabib Nurmagomedov lands the first catch-and-shoot triple! First blood! The wrestler strikes first!

Peter Dinklage launches from deep and misses! A film producer's range doesn't apply here!

Michael Jackson loses the Wilson! A philanthropist would never be this careless!

Peter Dinklage loses their assignment! Like losing their loaded checkbook in the workshop!

Osama bin Laden waves off the play! The authority of a civil engineer in that gesture!

Halftime. Peter Dinklage glances at his phone for two seconds and puts it back. Anecdote of the day: Peter Dinklage forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!

Peter Dinklage misfires at the buzzer! Even this guy with rings on every finger has off nights!

Khabib Nurmagomedov asks for the ball to slow the pace! This bonafide star needs air!

Peter Dinklage throws it away! A pass worse than a film producer tossing the risky picture!

Laurence Corlett storms to the bench! This unknown gem is visibly upset!

Osama bin Laden vows to come back stronger! Stronger than the theodolite reinforced with the river gorge!

Khabib Nurmagomedov kicks his towel across the floor. Laurence Corlett has already left for the locker room, alone. I tried to take a selfie with the court in the background. My thumb is over the lens. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.

Matchday 4vs Philadelphia Injury-Report

80-111 (L)

The floor welcomes Osama bin Laden! The civil engineer with the river gorge has arrived!

Air ball from Laurence Corlett! Being a rugby union player doesn't help with shooting, apparently!

This undisputed superstar Osama bin Laden dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!

This potential GOAT Peter Dinklage commits the and-one foul! Tendency to force bad shots in positioning!

Khabib Nurmagomedov, this small but mighty player, waves off the play call! Hot head hurting the team!

Players head to the locker room. Khabib Nurmagomedov has tape on three fingers. Did you know Khabib Nurmagomedov knits to unwind? Made a scarf in Philadelphia Injury-Report's colors. By accident, obviously. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.

This basketball god Michael Jackson muscles up a sky hook but can't get it to fall!

Khabib Nurmagomedov, this All-Star caliber talent, making mistakes from exhaustion! The body is failing!

This surprise package Laurence Corlett forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!

Khabib Nurmagomedov looks to the heavens! A wrestler praying for the rosin bag to work!

This generational talent Peter Dinklage shakes hands and moves on. In the end, occasional mental lapses proved costly.

Khabib Nurmagomedov punches his locker when he gets to the locker room. Michael Jackson slides down the wall to the floor. My evening? A microphone, cold coffee, and the greatest show on earth. What more could you ask for. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.

Matchday 5vs Phoenix No-Defense

79-123 (L)

This all-time great Osama bin Laden comes out firing! A thunderous slam in the first minute!

Osama bin Laden can't find the range! The theodolite has better accuracy than that!

Laurence Corlett botches the handoff! Even the mouth guard exchanges go smoother!

Osama bin Laden scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Shaky emotions under pressure!

Laurence Corlett walks away muttering! Muttering about the contested ball under their breath!

The players file out. Laurence Corlett exchanges a tense look with the coach. True story: Laurence Corlett walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Phoenix No-Defense. Awkward. Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.

Peter Dinklage dunks but the shot rims out! Defense that's basically a suggestion rears its ugly head!

Peter Dinklage, this elusive guard, looks exhausted in transition! The legs are gone!

This player nobody saw coming Laurence Corlett with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!

Peter Dinklage slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a film producer hits the workbench!

Despite the loss, Khabib Nurmagomedov held their own with the mat canvas! The wrestler fought!

Laurence Corlett and Khabib Nurmagomedov walk side by side without looking at each other. The silence is deafening. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.

Matchday 6vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home

89-133 (L)

Khabib Nurmagomedov, this miniature missile, announced to huge cheers! A Finals-like atmosphere!

Brick! Michael Jackson misfires in the paint! Lack of consistency at the worst time!

Osama bin Laden forces the pass! Forcing the theodolite where it doesn't fit!

Khabib Nurmagomedov gets posterized! A wrestler framed by the rosin bag in the worst way!

Peter Dinklage is visibly upset! Upset as a film producer when the risky picture goes sideways!

Break. Khabib Nurmagomedov collapses next to the vending machine. Rumor has it Khabib Nurmagomedov has been wearing the same lucky underwear for three seasons. The medical staff is concerned. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.

Khabib Nurmagomedov, this franchise guy, sends the ball wide! The touch is off tonight!

Peter Dinklage bends over, hands on knees! Exhausted like a film producer after their loaded checkbook overtime!

Laurence Corlett throws it into the stands! What was that from this dude out of nowhere!

Michael Jackson gets a technical for complaining! Hot head on full display!

Osama bin Laden shakes hands through the pain! A civil engineer who respects the theodolite and the game!

Khabib Nurmagomedov refuses the coach's embrace. Laurence Corlett accepts it but his body is stiff. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.

Matchday 7vs Toronto Border-Patrol

84-129 (L)

Osama bin Laden, this first-ballot legend, embraces the immense pressure! Game on!

Osama bin Laden misses the triple! Three-pointers aren't like triple-checking the river gorge!

Osama bin Laden commits the live-ball turnover! The theodolite would be ashamed!

Laurence Corlett turns the head and loses the man! This surprise package napping defensively!

Michael Jackson drives angrily after the turnover! This hall-of-fame lock spiraling!

Halftime! Laurence Corlett checks his stats on the board and winces. Quick anecdote about Laurence Corlett: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. Back on the floor, faces full of determination.

Laurence Corlett misses! Even a rugby union player can't fix that shot!

Michael Jackson is gassed! More tired than after a full day of competing the game!

Sloppy handling by Khabib Nurmagomedov! Slamming the mat canvas is done with more finesse!

This generational talent Peter Dinklage stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!

Peter Dinklage absorbs the defeat! Taking it on the chin, a film producer knows tough days!

Peter Dinklage mutters while walking out. Michael Jackson watches from the corner of his eye, worried. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.

Matchday 8vs Minnesota Ice-Wall

75-119 (L)

Michael Jackson, this undersized spark plug, is introduced and the arena explodes! This undisputed superstar is in the building!

Osama bin Laden bricks it! Not the same accuracy as bridging the river gorge!

Osama bin Laden, this tower, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted in the paint!

Osama bin Laden gets back-doored! Didn't see it, like not seeing the river gorge behind the theodolite!

Peter Dinklage tugs at their jersey! Frustrated, but the film producer will bounce back!

Halftime! Peter Dinklage looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Little secret: Peter Dinklage has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.

Michael Jackson rises up the pill into nothing! Occasional mental lapses on full display tonight!

Peter Dinklage is huffing and puffing! Winded, even a film producer would call it quits!

Peter Dinklage, this miniature missile, commits the travel! Ego the size of Texas in the footwork!

Osama bin Laden storms to the bench! Heated! This civil engineer doesn't handle losing well!

Michael Jackson had the chances but couldn't convert. This undisputed superstar left wanting.

Peter Dinklage walks in slow motion, arms dangling. Laurence Corlett speeds up. Wants it to be over. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Laurence Corlett. We're wrapping up the mics. Up next: 'Chopped: Tupperware Lunch at the Office Edition.'

Matchday 9vs Houston Blast-Off

81-121 (L)

This franchise cornerstone Osama bin Laden means business! Fast start in transition!

Khabib Nurmagomedov gets blocked! Rejected harder than a wrestler's worst day on the job!

Khabib Nurmagomedov gets picked! A wrestler getting the mat canvas stolen in broad daylight!

Khabib Nurmagomedov, this scrappy guard, can't keep up with the speed! Occasional mental lapses exposed!

Peter Dinklage stares in disbelief! The look of a film producer who just lost everything!

Break! Laurence Corlett takes his jersey off before even reaching the locker room. Fun fact: Laurence Corlett blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.

Khabib Nurmagomedov just barely misses! Close as a wrestler getting the mat canvas almost right!

Laurence Corlett gulps water! As thirsty as a rugby union player reaching for the contested ball!

Khabib Nurmagomedov with the errant pass! This multi-time All-Star needs to settle down!

This undisputed superstar Osama bin Laden shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!

Laurence Corlett steps back to the tunnel in disappointment. This surprise package will learn from this.

Osama bin Laden hurls his water bottle at the wall. Laurence Corlett flinches but doesn't react. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'

Matchday 10vs Denver Horse-Track

75-120 (L)

Laurence Corlett takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!

Khabib Nurmagomedov with the ugly miss! The wrestler touch is absent tonight!

Stolen from Michael Jackson! A philanthropist who let it slip through their fingers!

Osama bin Laden, this towering presence, lets the shooter get free along the baseline! Costly lapse!

Michael Jackson, this living legend, barks at the teammate! Limited stamina taking over!

End of the first act. Khabib Nurmagomedov is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Anecdote: Khabib Nurmagomedov slipped on a banana peel during practice. The videos leaked. The internet never forgets. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.

Khabib Nurmagomedov misses the open look! A wrestler never misses the mat canvas... But misses the Spalding!

Peter Dinklage finds a second wind! The film producer engine roars back to life!

Laurence Corlett coughs up the pill! Shaky emotions under pressure strikes again at the buzzer!

Khabib Nurmagomedov glares at the Spalding! Like it personally betrayed this wrestler!

Osama bin Laden walks off in silence. This first-ballot legend gave it all but it wasn't enough.

Khabib Nurmagomedov rips off his headband and throws it on the ground. Osama bin Laden picks up his own and folds it carefully. My evening? A microphone, cold coffee, and the greatest show on earth. What more could you ask for. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.

Matchday 11vs New York Over-Timers

86-131 (L)

Michael Jackson crosses over into position! This guy with rings on every finger not wasting any time!

This headliner Khabib Nurmagomedov puts up a finger roll but it won't fall! Off night!

Peter Dinklage, this little guy, gets called for the carry! Ego the size of Texas in ball-handling!

Osama bin Laden gets burned on the switch! Hotter than a civil engineer's worst day on the job!

Khabib Nurmagomedov throws their hands up! Like a wrestler when the rosin bag breaks!

Break! Osama bin Laden grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. True story: Osama bin Laden had his parking spot stolen by New York Over-Timers's mascot. Still talks about it. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.

Michael Jackson forces up a catch-and-shoot triple over the defense! Ego the size of Texas! Bad decision!

Laurence Corlett digs deep! Deep as a rugby union player digs into the contested ball!

Osama bin Laden explodes carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!

Laurence Corlett slams the orange in frustration! Heavy feet on full display!

Khabib Nurmagomedov leaves the palace of hoops with dignity! The dignity of a wrestler with the rosin bag!

Laurence Corlett walks toward the tunnel without a word. Khabib Nurmagomedov stares at the scoreboard as if it might change. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.

Matchday 12vs Cleveland Twin-Towers

83-128 (L)

Opening possession for Laurence Corlett! First touch, like first touch of the mouth guard!

Khabib Nurmagomedov misfires at the top of the key! This All-Star caliber talent searching for answers!

Peter Dinklage explodes the leather right to the defense! Costly mistake by this all-time great!

Michael Jackson watches helplessly! A philanthropist watching the game fall off the shelf!

This hall-of-fame lock Michael Jackson slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!

Break! Laurence Corlett rips his shoes off the second he reaches the locker room. Anecdote: Laurence Corlett tried to impress the Cleveland Twin-Towers players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. Act two! The bench players are fired up, the starters too.

This jersey-selling name Khabib Nurmagomedov with a rare miss from mid-range! Even the best stumble!

Michael Jackson calls for the sub! Even a philanthropist's stamina with their bare hands has limits!

Khabib Nurmagomedov with the travel! Footwork confusion worthy of a lost wrestler!

This living legend Osama bin Laden gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!

Osama bin Laden wipes a tear! A civil engineer who poured everything into the effort!

Laurence Corlett mutters while walking out. Khabib Nurmagomedov watches from the corner of his eye, worried. Your favorite commentator survived. It's not much, but it's honest work. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.

Matchday 13vs Boston Ring-Chasers

74-119 (L)

Michael Jackson, this global icon, draws first blood! A half-court heave to start!

Osama bin Laden, this mammoth, wastes a golden chance with a wild half-court heave!

Michael Jackson with the careless pass! Competing the game with more care, please!

This max-contract guy Khabib Nurmagomedov fouls reaching in! Tendency to rush on defense!

Michael Jackson sits on the bench for a moment! Resting like a philanthropist after a long shift!

Halftime. Michael Jackson's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Rumor has it Michael Jackson talks to his basketball in the locker room. Nobody dares say it's weird. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.

Khabib Nurmagomedov goes to work the basketball into the front rim! That's frustrating for this reliable star!

Osama bin Laden is dead on their feet! Running on fumes, the civil engineer is spent!

Michael Jackson with the backcourt violation! This generational talent under too much pressure!

This potential breakout star Laurence Corlett hangs the head after the miss! Deflated from way beyond the arc!

Peter Dinklage consoles teammates! The heart of a film producer in that moment!

Michael Jackson stares at the floor while Osama bin Laden mutters something inaudible under his breath. Evening confession: I'm wearing Michael Jackson's jersey under my shirt. For morale. And now, a brand new episode of 'Desperately Seeking My Cat.' Good night, everyone.

Matchday 14vs San Antonio Skyscrapers

74-118 (L)

Michael Jackson bounces the rock pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!

Khabib Nurmagomedov sends it wide! The rosin bag wouldn't forgive that either!

Peter Dinklage trips up in half court! A film producer never trips at work... Right?

Laurence Corlett overcommits! Going all-in like a rugby union player on the contested ball, but wrong!

Osama bin Laden vents at their teammates! The civil engineer who vents about the river gorge!

The players head to the locker room. Peter Dinklage is sweating like a racehorse. Did you know Peter Dinklage entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.

Osama bin Laden can't buy a bucket! Maybe the river gorge would be easier to aim!

Khabib Nurmagomedov, this short king, laboring up and down! Hot head draining the energy!

Peter Dinklage with a wild pass that sails out! This first-ballot legend giving it away!

Khabib Nurmagomedov buries their face! Hidden from view, the wrestler can't watch!

Peter Dinklage walks off in defeat! Even a film producer's skills couldn't save tonight!

Peter Dinklage refuses to watch the replay on the jumbotron. Michael Jackson watches it and immediately regrets it. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.

Matchday 15vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest

78-123 (L)

This first-ballot legend Michael Jackson in the starting lineup! Let's see what this first-ballot legend brings!

Peter Dinklage crosses over the rock right into the defender's hands! Lack of consistency!

Laurence Corlett passes to nobody! This potential breakout star with a head-scratching decision!

Michael Jackson fouls trying to recover! Desperate as a philanthropist chasing the game!

Peter Dinklage, this small but mighty player, shows negative body language! Tendency to rush creeping in!

Break! Peter Dinklage grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Fun fact: Peter Dinklage was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.

Osama bin Laden misses the layup! Even the river gorge would have gone in easier!

Osama bin Laden grimaces through the effort! The grimace of a civil engineer finishing the river gorge!

Laurence Corlett tries to be too fancy and loses the Wilson! Shaky emotions under pressure in the decision-making!

Osama bin Laden picks up the second technical! This franchise cornerstone ejected! Tendency to rush!

Osama bin Laden reflects on what could have been. Heavy feet the difference tonight.

Osama bin Laden's gaze is cold, distant. Michael Jackson's gaze is hot, angry. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'

My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Michael Jackson.

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Standings
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Just behind Miami Heart-Attack · 4 pts
Last 6
0W · 6L
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Points · scored
1187 vs 1838
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Highlights
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Buckets · clutch · moments
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▌ Season MVP
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Season journal

15 GAMES · 0W · 15 L · 1187 POINTS SCORED · 1838 CONCEDED
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Preseason
Season kickoff
L
MD01
vs Detroit Engine-Roar
73-118
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by Detroit Engine-Roar 118-73. Long bus ride home.
★ Michael Jackson
L
MD02
vs Miami Heart-Attack
83-128
LOSS
Ouch. Miami Heart-Attack demolishes My Team 128-83. Not our day.
★ Michael Jackson
L
MD03
vs Orlando Magic-Beans
73-117
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by Orlando Magic-Beans 117-73. Long bus ride home.
★ Michael Jackson
L
MD04
vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
80-111
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by Philadelphia Injury-Report 111-80. Long bus ride home.
★ Michael Jackson
L
MD05
vs Phoenix No-Defense
79-123
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by Phoenix No-Defense 123-79. Long bus ride home.
★ Michael Jackson
L
MD06
vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
89-133
LOSS
Ouch. Los Angeles Nursing-Home demolishes My Team 133-89. Not our day.
★ Michael Jackson
L
MD07
vs Toronto Border-Patrol
84-129
LOSS
Ouch. Toronto Border-Patrol demolishes My Team 129-84. Not our day.
★ Michael Jackson
L
MD08
vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
75-119
LOSS
Ouch. Minnesota Ice-Wall demolishes My Team 119-75. Not our day.
★ Michael Jackson
L
MD09
vs Houston Blast-Off
81-121
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by Houston Blast-Off 121-81. Long bus ride home.
★ Michael Jackson
L
MD10
vs Denver Horse-Track
75-120
LOSS
Ouch. Denver Horse-Track demolishes My Team 120-75. Not our day.
★ Michael Jackson
L
MD11
vs New York Over-Timers
86-131
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by New York Over-Timers 131-86. Long bus ride home.
★ Michael Jackson
L
MD12
vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
83-128
LOSS
Ouch. Cleveland Twin-Towers demolishes My Team 128-83. Not our day.
★ Michael Jackson
L
MD13
vs Boston Ring-Chasers
74-119
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by Boston Ring-Chasers 119-74. Long bus ride home.
★ Michael Jackson
L
MD14
vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
74-118
LOSS
Ouch. San Antonio Skyscrapers demolishes My Team 118-74. Not our day.
★ Michael Jackson
L
MD15
vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
78-123
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest 123-78. Long bus ride home.
★ Michael Jackson

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