Il mio quintetto ideale — basketball_team 🇮🇹
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| # | Team | V | S | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | New York Over-Timers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Houston Blast-Off | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 8 | Denver Horse-Track | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | My Team | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 15 | Phoenix No-Defense | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-stagione
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Kevin Durant on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 208 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
Giornata 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (S)
Tip-off! Klay Thompson gets us started! Let's go!
Anthony Edwards forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Klay Thompson throws it into the stands! What was that from this player on the come-up!
Kevin Durant reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Kevin Durant mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Klay Thompson grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Klay Thompson started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Jared McCain misfires from the left corner! This newcomer searching for answers!
This jersey-selling name Kevin Durant has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This jersey-selling name Kevin Durant with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Jared McCain storms to the bench! This total unknown is visibly upset!
Kevin Durant reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Klay Thompson's gaze is cold, distant. Anthony Edwards's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Giornata 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
128-96 (V)
Anthony Edwards, this league veteran, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Jared McCain goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This hidden prospect is relentless!
Klay Thompson with the help-side brilliant anticipation! This name that's buzzing always in position!
Kevin Durant with the transition assist! This max-contract guy pushing the pace with pure God-given talent!
This big-name player Kevin Durant switches defensive assignments on the fly! Next-level basketball IQ!
First half is done. Kevin Durant is chugging Gatorade like it's water. The staff told me Kevin Durant sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This newcomer Jared McCain is automatic along the baseline! A free throw drops again!
You can feel a hostile crowd through the screen! Klay Thompson in the spotlight!
Jared McCain attacks the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
Aday Mara dribbles like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
Aday Mara, this player nobody saw coming, with the post-game interview smile! An off-the-charts basketball IQ all night!
Kevin Durant blows a kiss to the camera. Jared McCain blows twelve. Anthony Edwards blocks the lens. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Giornata 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
91-101 (S)
This diamond in the rough Aday Mara comes out aggressive! Opens with a fadeaway jumper from the left corner!
This raw talent Aday Mara with a rare miss from downtown! Even the best stumble!
This hungry young player Jared McCain with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
This surprise package Jared McCain gives up the offensive rebound! Injury-prone body when boxing out!
Anthony Edwards knocks down a fadeaway jumper driving to the hoop! Ice in the veins!
Break. Anthony Edwards asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. They say Anthony Edwards eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Kevin Durant goes to work and kicks the stanchion! This jersey-selling name losing composure!
This up-and-coming baller Klay Thompson misses the mark! A pull-up jumper goes begging from the left corner!
Aday Mara reads the defense perfectly! A gym-rat work ethic and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Aday Mara is gassed! This potential breakout star bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
Klay Thompson had the chances but couldn't convert. This league veteran left wanting.
Jared McCain clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Anthony Edwards fidgets with his wristband nervously. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Giornata 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
115-94 (V)
Anthony Edwards steps back onto the floor! The crowd roars for this dude putting the league on notice!
This who-is-this-guy player Aday Mara does it again! A bucket with effortless precision!
This solid pro Klay Thompson with the weak-side rebound in traffic! Incredible help!
Jared McCain, this tweener, runs the offense with next-level basketball IQ! Beautiful passing!
Anthony Edwards spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
End of the second quarter. Jared McCain is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Little secret: Jared McCain listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Aday Mara, this surprise package, drops a half-court heave facing the rim! Pure artistry!
Aday Mara, this smooth operator, gets the standing ovation! A crowd fully behind them!
Jared McCain puts ego aside! The team comes first for this raw talent!
Kevin Durant, this certified bucket, answers every challenge! That dawg mentality never fading!
Aday Mara, this smooth operator, takes the final bow! A hug with the coach! Dominant display!
Aday Mara cries tears of joy in Kevin Durant's arms. Anthony Edwards is also crying but nobody knows why. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Giornata 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
121-94 (V)
Kevin Durant, this giant, takes the court! The standing ovation is electric!
Kevin Durant, this tower, uses every inch to deliver a floater!
Anthony Edwards, this giant, contests everything in the paint! Pure God-given talent on full display!
Aday Mara with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! That dawg mentality on that one!
Anthony Edwards, this player making noise, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Halftime! Anthony Edwards looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Did you know Anthony Edwards keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Klay Thompson, this player making noise, knifes through for a buzzer beater from mid-range! Wow!
Deafening noise! Jared McCain dribbles and the building shakes!
This dude putting the league on notice Anthony Edwards unites the locker room! Silky smooth technique captain's mentality!
Anthony Edwards, this absolute unit, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this player on the come-up right now!
Klay Thompson, this legit talent, embraces the teammates! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! Sweet victory!
Klay Thompson pretends to faint from happiness. Aday Mara pretends to call 911. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Giornata 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
117-99 (V)
Anthony Edwards, this 7-footer, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
Klay Thompson pulls up the ball with purpose! A deep three! This next-level player means business!
Jared McCain digs in defensively! Nerves of steel when the team needs stops!
This certified bucket Kevin Durant creates for others! Unselfish play with a killer instinct!
Kevin Durant, this 7-footer, exploits the mismatch at the buzzer! Smart play!
Halftime! Klay Thompson walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Did you know Klay Thompson started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Aday Mara dribbles and fires a tear drop! This smooth operator lighting it up!
Klay Thompson, this mountain of a man, gestures for more noise! The crowd goes nuts!
Aday Mara sacrifices the body taking the charge! This player nobody saw coming ultimate teammate!
Kevin Durant, this titan, embodies the spirit of competition! What a show!
Klay Thompson pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This player making noise savors the win!
Kevin Durant jumps so high from joy he nearly touches the scoreboard. Almost. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Giornata 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
118-87 (V)
This league veteran Anthony Edwards in the starting lineup! Let's see what this league veteran brings!
Aday Mara explodes the Spalding with flair and hits a layup! Sensational!
Kevin Durant with the no-look pass! This top-tier talent has eyes in the back of the head!
This up-and-coming baller Anthony Edwards with a vintage sky hook! The old magic is still there!
Anthony Edwards, this player making noise, shuts down the play in the paint! Lockdown defender!
Halftime! Jared McCain is limping slightly heading off the court. Confession: Jared McCain calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Anthony Edwards with the tough layup through contact! This up-and-coming baller won't be denied!
Aday Mara piles it on! A bucket extends the lead! No mercy tonight!
Kevin Durant asks the scorer's table for the score! This bonafide star forgot!
Kevin Durant throws the finger guns at the crowd! A salute to the fans after a thunderous slam!
Kevin Durant fades away into the tunnel with the W! This guy everybody knows all smiles!
Aday Mara and Kevin Durant pound their chests like gorillas. The coach pretends not to know them. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Giornata 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
112-98 (V)
Kevin Durant looks dialed in from the start! A killer instinct preparation showing!
Klay Thompson dishes and scores! A deep three! This 7-footer is a problem!
Klay Thompson with the chase-down ball recovery! What athleticism!
This big-name player Kevin Durant finds the open man! Assist and a bank shot!
Aday Mara crosses over the ball out of the trap! Eyes in the back of the head under pressure!
Halftime. Aday Mara is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Little scoop: Aday Mara logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Kevin Durant answers back with a deep three! Next-level basketball IQ under pressure!
This potential breakout star Jared McCain turns the hostile crowd into stunned silence!
Klay Thompson, this mammoth, boxes out for the teammate! This next-level player doing the dirty work!
Klay Thompson dunks into the record books! This solid pro making memories!
Aday Mara, this all-around player, carries the team to victory! MVP-level performance!
Kevin Durant does a belly slide on the court. Klay Thompson does a back slide. The hardwood is ruined. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Giornata 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
106-117 (S)
Klay Thompson takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Aday Mara with a rough hook shot at the top of the key! Lack of consistency at the worst time!
This certified bucket Kevin Durant commits the 5-second violation! Clock management injury-prone body!
Anthony Edwards gambles for the steal and pays the price! Lack of consistency!
Kevin Durant with iron discipline finds the angle for a floater!
Halftime whistle! Jared McCain grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Intel: Jared McCain once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Anthony Edwards slams the Wilson in frustration! Sometimes predictable game on full display!
A deep three attempt by Klay Thompson falls short! Lack of consistency in the legs!
This next-level player Anthony Edwards attacks the closeout! Driving past the over-eager defender!
This surprise package Jared McCain is a warrior but the body says no! The 48 regulation minutes of war!
Klay Thompson sits alone on the bench. This legit talent processing the defeat.
Klay Thompson clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Kevin Durant fidgets with his wristband nervously. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Giornata 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
118-94 (V)
Aday Mara, this guy nobody was talking about, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Aday Mara catches fire! And it's a buzzer beater! Nerves of steel taking over!
Klay Thompson, this tree of a man, recovers and contests! Never-give-up effort fueled by night-in night-out consistency!
This seasoned vet Klay Thompson with the wraparound pass! How did that get through!
Anthony Edwards, this well-respected player, orchestrates the delay game! Nerves of steel in action!
Halftime! Klay Thompson walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Intel: Klay Thompson asked Denver Horse-Track for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
Klay Thompson, this tree of a man, rises above and hammers an alley-oop!
Klay Thompson explodes and the crowd chants the name! Listen to that noise!
Jared McCain, this do-it-all player, sets the perfect screen! Eyes in the back of the head for the team!
This seasoned vet Klay Thompson channels the inner champion! Next-level basketball IQ at its peak!
That's the game! Aday Mara finishes with a monster performance! This potential breakout star victorious!
Jared McCain hugs the mascot. Anthony Edwards hugs the referee. Awkward. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Giornata 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
99-103 (S)
This unknown gem Jared McCain opens the scoring! A free throw! Early advantage!
Jared McCain with an incredible thunderous slam from downtown! Standing ovation!
Klay Thompson turns the head and loses the man! This player on the come-up napping defensively!
Klay Thompson, this long boy, gets stuffed trying a fadeaway jumper! Denied!
Klay Thompson, this 7-footer, refuses to die! A reverse layup keeps the dream alive!
Well-deserved break. Kevin Durant looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Little scoop: Kevin Durant tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
Aday Mara, this versatile guy, forces a bad shot in the extra period! Tendency to force bad shots!
This guy with a proven track record Anthony Edwards can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
Aday Mara, this potential breakout star, has been building to this all game! At the last second!
Klay Thompson, this solid pro, misses the potential game-winner! Limited stamina!
This established player Anthony Edwards stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this established player wanted.
Kevin Durant walks head down toward the tunnel. Anthony Edwards drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Giornata 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
97-115 (S)
And we're underway! Jared McCain touches the basketball first! This hidden prospect looks eager!
Aday Mara forces a buzzer beater at the top of the key! This diamond in the rough trying too hard!
Kevin Durant with the lazy pass! Tendency to force bad shots leading to easy points!
Aday Mara, this tweener, gets exploited in the switch! Lack of consistency exposed in the mismatch!
This unknown gem Jared McCain finishes with authority! A layup off the pick and roll!
Finally a breather. Anthony Edwards has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. I've been told Anthony Edwards always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.
Kevin Durant dribbles the towel! This guy everybody knows showing limited stamina!
Klay Thompson with the off-balance thunderous slam! This respected competitor couldn't set the feet!
This league veteran Anthony Edwards runs the pick-and-pop to perfection! Tactical mastery!
Klay Thompson takes off but the legs won't cooperate! Hot head catching up!
Jared McCain penetrates to the tunnel in disappointment. This guy nobody was talking about will learn from this.
Kevin Durant's brow is furrowed, lips pressed thin. Klay Thompson breathes through his nose, hard, steady, trying to calm down. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Giornata 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
84-114 (S)
This guy with a proven track record Klay Thompson catches the Spalding early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Anthony Edwards forces a bad scoop layup! This player on the come-up needs to trust teammates!
Aday Mara fires away the damn ball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this raw talent!
Aday Mara overcommits and gets beat! Hot head when reading the play!
Jared McCain glares at the scoreboard! This surprise package not happy with the situation!
Halftime whistle! Anthony Edwards grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Anecdote of the day: Anthony Edwards forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Kevin Durant, this mammoth, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this elite player!
Anthony Edwards, this tree of a man, with tired legs from the right corner! Hot head slowing this next-level player down!
This potential breakout star Aday Mara gets pickpocketed at the buzzer! Sloppy handling!
Kevin Durant, this reliable star, refuses to high-five! Heavy feet hurting the chemistry!
Kevin Durant, this long boy, trudges off the temple of basketball. Lessons to take from this one.
Jared McCain walks head down toward the tunnel. Aday Mara drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.
Giornata 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
100-120 (S)
Klay Thompson, this colossus, announced to huge cheers! An incredible energy!
A euro-step from Klay Thompson hits the iron! Limited stamina under the spotlight!
Jared McCain, this combo guard, gets stripped at the top of the key! Injury-prone body exposed!
Kevin Durant gets burned on the drive! Occasional mental lapses in lateral movement!
This guy nobody was talking about Aday Mara with a beautiful tear drop off the pick and roll! Poetry in motion!
Well-deserved break. Aday Mara looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Anecdote of the day: Aday Mara forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.
Aday Mara, this hidden prospect, barks at the teammate! Defense that's basically a suggestion taking over!
Anthony Edwards fires a buzzer beater off the pick and roll but can't connect! Tendency to force bad shots showing!
This up-and-coming baller Anthony Edwards recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
Klay Thompson misses from fatigue! This up-and-coming baller can't get the elevation from the left corner!
This surprise package Jared McCain congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this surprise package.
Aday Mara punches his locker when he gets to the locker room. Kevin Durant slides down the wall to the floor. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Giornata 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
101-113 (S)
Aday Mara takes off with energy from the opening whistle! This unknown gem locked in!
This established player Klay Thompson whiffs on an off-balance shot! The crowd groans!
Anthony Edwards with a wild pass that sails out! This player on the come-up giving it away!
Aday Mara loses the screen battle! Defense that's basically a suggestion around the picks!
Klay Thompson scores at will! A reverse layup facing the rim! This established player domination!
Time to breathe. Jared McCain has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. I've been told Jared McCain always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Aday Mara, this dark horse, with the frustrated foul! Ego the size of Texas in tough moments!
Kevin Durant, this established star, fumbles the finish at the top of the key! Back to the drawing board!
Klay Thompson, this legit talent, times the cut perfectly! Backdoor for a layup!
This solid pro Klay Thompson calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Lack of consistency taking its toll!
Aday Mara, this dude out of nowhere, takes the loss hard. Limited stamina at the wrong moments.
Kevin Durant is the last one off the court, shoulders hunched. Klay Thompson waits at the tunnel entrance. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
My Team ends the season #9 with a 7W-8L record. Season MVP: Kevin Durant.
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