My dream starting five — basketball_team 🇰🇷
5 members · by jooho Lee · TeamBranch
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| # | Team | 승 | 패 | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | New York Over-Timers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | My Team | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 1 | 14 | 2 |
프리시즌
Let's not beat around the bush: tonight is going to be one hell of a show. The arena is packed, the air is unbreathable with tension, and the lights just went out for the pregame laser show. We're talking about a franchise that has weathered every storm: lockouts, star injuries, catastrophic trades, rebuilds that never seemed to end. And they're still here, standing tall, with the same fire in their belly. This club is a survivor. And when survivors bite, they don't let go. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got 르브론 제임스 on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 206 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. The scary thing is that the more pressure rises, the more he rises with it. Fourth quarter, down by three, the opposing coach screaming, the crowd roaring... And he just shrugs, takes the ball, and nails a step-back three over three defenders draped all over him like it's a Tuesday morning shootaround drill. This is the kind of player you don't just build a team around, you build an era around him. And tonight, that era begins. Attention, things are about to get serious. Actually no, things are about to go completely off the rails. The front office signed 다크사이드. The man is a military leader. Yes, you heard that right. A military leader. On a basketball court. With battle standard in his gym bag and zero understanding of what a pick-and-roll is. The coach says it's a "bet on raw athleticism" but between us, I'm pretty sure he lost a poker bet. 다크사이드 had his first practice yesterday and asked if the free throw line was home plate. The teammates are dying laughing, the fans don't know whether to cry or applaud, and the GM was spotted updating his resume on LinkedIn. Let's address the elephant in the room: the budget is OBSCENE. We're so deep into the luxury tax that the team accountant quit, got replaced, and the replacement quit too. The owner doesn't give a damn, he wants the ring and he's willing to burn every last dollar to get it. The result? An absolute dream roster. Every name on this lineup card sends shivers down opponents' spines. It's like playing NBA 2K with the sliders maxed out. It's almost unfair. And tonight, it probably will be.
매치데이 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
82-127 (패)
다크사이드 rises up with energy from the opening whistle! This well-respected player locked in!
A reverse layup attempt by 마이클 조던 falls short! Occasional mental lapses in the legs!
마이클 조던, this colossus, steps out of bounds with the ball! Mental lapse!
다크사이드 bites on the fake! Fooled like a military leader by counterfeit the war front!
다크사이드 drops the head after another miss! Occasional mental lapses sapping the confidence!
The players leave the court. 다크사이드 clings to the tunnel railing. Did you know 다크사이드 keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
르브론 제임스, this living legend, fumbles the finish driving to the hoop! Back to the drawing board!
클레이페이스 labors up the court! Trudging like a 배우 dragging the tragic hero!
스테판 커리, this versatile guy, commits the travel! Injury-prone body in the footwork!
마이클 조던, this mammoth, waves off the play call! Defense that's basically a suggestion hurting the team!
This certified bucket 스테판 커리 stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this certified bucket wanted.
클레이페이스 walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. 마이클 조던 drags one foot after the other. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
매치데이 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
110-101 (승)
The game begins and 마이클 조던 is ready! You can see pure God-given talent written all over his face!
The technical flair of 클레이페이스 recalls their 배우 days. A buzzer-beater! Sublime!
다크사이드 strips the ball cleanly! Veteran move right there!
르브론 제임스 launches and dishes! Gorgeous feed at the top of the key! That dawg mentality!
클레이페이스 goes to the post! That 배우 strength is showing!
End of the first act. 스테판 커리 is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Rumor has it 스테판 커리 does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. Back for seconds. The court is shining, and so are the players.
르브론 제임스 steps back past the defense for an off-balance shot! Size advantage from this this 7-footer!
클레이페이스 bows to the fans! A 배우 bowing after the tragic hero masterpiece!
클레이페이스, this combo guard, sets the perfect screen! Eyes in the back of the head for the team!
Remember this moment! 르브론 제임스 is making history with a scoop layup!
This hall-of-fame lock 르브론 제임스 seals the deal! Victory with night-in night-out consistency!
르브론 제임스 and 다크사이드 attempt an elaborate handshake. They miss three times. 스테판 커리 films the whole thing. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
매치데이 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
111-99 (승)
스테판 커리, this elite player, draws first blood! A euro-step to start!
마이클 조던 with an off-the-charts basketball IQ finds the angle for a bank shot!
스테판 커리 times it perfectly and rejects the shot! A perfect contest from the right corner!
클레이페이스 racks up another assist! Dishing like a 배우 who knows where everything goes!
클레이페이스 slows the pace when the team needs it! This established player tempo control!
Halftime! 마이클 조던 checks his stats on the board and winces. Anecdote: 마이클 조던 fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
This basketball god 마이클 조던 capitalizes from way beyond the arc! An off-balance shot with a killer instinct!
스테판 커리, this bonafide star, plays to the crowd! A crowd fully behind them is contagious!
다크사이드 sacrifices for the team! Selfless play from this military leader!
The stadium knows it! 마이클 조던 is special! This absolute legend writing legacy!
다크사이드 celebrates at the final buzzer! Celebration worthy of the battle standard!
스테판 커리 takes a bow for the crowd. 르브론 제임스 bows to 스테판 커리. The nobility of basketball. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.
매치데이 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
98-105 (패)
This player on the come-up 다크사이드 in the starting lineup! Let's see what this player on the come-up brings!
Brick! 다크사이드 misfires from way beyond the arc! Limited stamina at the worst time!
This once-in-a-lifetime player 르브론 제임스 commits the offensive foul! Turnover in the paint!
마이클 조던, this tower, gets exploited in the switch! Defense that's basically a suggestion exposed in the mismatch!
다크사이드 with the decisive bucket! A killer instinct when it matters most!
The players disappear into the tunnel. 다크사이드 asks for an ice pack. Juicy intel: 다크사이드 turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
다크사이드 dribbles away from the huddle! This dude putting the league on notice in a dark place mentally!
다크사이드 misfires from the left corner! The battle standard calibration needed!
르브론 제임스, this absolute unit, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
스테판 커리, this all-around player, with tired legs under the basket! Tendency to force bad shots slowing this reliable star down!
스테판 커리, this established star, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
르브론 제임스's face is locked shut, zero emotion. 클레이페이스 hides his eyes under a towel. Fun fact: my sound engineer fell asleep during the second quarter. I woke him with an elbow. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
매치데이 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
117-80 (승)
This seasoned vet 클레이페이스 comes out aggressive! Opens with a devastating dunk at half court!
This once-in-a-lifetime player 르브론 제임스 with a beautiful pull-up jumper at half court! Poetry in motion!
스테판 커리 with the no-look pass! This world-class player has eyes in the back of the head!
클레이페이스 powers through for a floater! The brute force of embodying the tragic hero!
스테판 커리, this tweener, blankets the shooter in transition! No daylight!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, 클레이페이스 picks up the pace. Did you know 클레이페이스 knits to unwind? Made a scarf in Phoenix No-Defense's colors. By accident, obviously. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
다크사이드 dishes the Spalding with freakish explosiveness. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
스테판 커리, this elite player, wraps it up with a flourish! Total destruction!
다크사이드 suggested using the war front instead of the basketball! Motion denied!
다크사이드, this all-around player, chest bumps the teammate! A raised fist! Pure joy!
다크사이드 walks off the den victorious! A military leader who conquered it all tonight!
다크사이드 and 마이클 조던 cradle the game ball like a baby. 클레이페이스 takes a photo. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. We're wrapping up the mics. Up next: 'Chopped: Tupperware Lunch at the Office Edition.'
매치데이 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
113-108 (승)
클레이페이스 takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
클레이페이스 swats it away! A flawless defensive rotation with that 배우 strength!
다크사이드 clanks it off the rim! That sounded like the battle standard hitting the war front!
클레이페이스 with the reverse layup! Creative as a 배우 with the tragic hero!
클레이페이스 controls the glass! Board work as precise as a day job with their battered script!
Break! 클레이페이스 has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. Fun fact: 클레이페이스 tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
다크사이드 draws the foul on the inbound pass! Smart as a military leader outsmarting the war front!
스테판 커리 draws the offensive foul! Smart play, great positioning!
Listen to that roar! 마이클 조던 explodes and the place explodes!
마이클 조던 hits nothing but net! A half-court heave in the second half! Iron discipline!
마이클 조던 explodes to the crowd! A hug with the coach! This franchise cornerstone gave everything!
르브론 제임스 makes the phone sign toward the opposing bench. 스테판 커리 makes the 'call us' gesture. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
매치데이 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
90-112 (패)
The field house welcomes 클레이페이스! The 배우 with the tragic hero has arrived!
마이클 조던 forces up a free throw over the defense! Sometimes predictable game! Bad decision!
르브론 제임스 rises up carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
This absolute legend 마이클 조던 caught ball-watching! Backdoor cut for an easy score!
르브론 제임스 converts a tough pull-up jumper from the right corner! Skill level: elite!
Time to breathe. 르브론 제임스 has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. Did you know 르브론 제임스 knits to unwind? Made a scarf in Toronto Border-Patrol's colors. By accident, obviously. We're back! The players look fired up.
스테판 커리, this swiss-army-knife type, sits down hard on the bench! Heavy feet written all over his face!
마이클 조던, this absolute unit, gets stuffed trying an alley-oop! Denied!
클레이페이스 makes the hockey pass! That dawg mentality finding the extra pass!
스테판 커리, this versatile guy, looks exhausted from the right corner! The legs are gone!
This player making noise 다크사이드 tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
르브론 제임스's face is locked shut, zero emotion. 스테판 커리 hides his eyes under a towel. I tried to take a selfie with the court in the background. My thumb is over the lens. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
매치데이 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
94-98 (패)
다크사이드 begins their shift on the hardwood! A military leader starting the battle standard shift!
스테판 커리 explodes the pill into a free throw! Silky smooth technique shining through!
클레이페이스 gets crossed over! This player making noise left frozen from downtown!
마이클 조던, this big fella, can't finish at half court! That one stings!
스테판 커리, this solid build, blocks the shot and starts the break! Comeback!
Halftime whistle! 클레이페이스 slides down against the hallway wall. Small detail: 클레이페이스 wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. Break's over, the players take their positions.
클레이페이스, this solid build, forces a bad shot in the final quarter! Injury-prone body!
르브론 제임스 drives and kicks the stanchion! This household name losing composure!
This guy with rings on every finger 르브론 제임스 refuses to lose! The will of a champion!
스테판 커리, this all-around player, rattles out the free throw! Ego the size of Texas getting the best of this certified bucket!
클레이페이스 takes off past the media. This league veteran not in the mood to talk.
클레이페이스 lets out a big exhale walking through the door. 마이클 조던 holds his in. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
매치데이 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
94-108 (패)
Tip-off! 스테판 커리 gets us started! Let's go!
This hooper's hooper 다크사이드 misses the mark! A floater goes begging under the basket!
클레이페이스 with the backcourt violation! This dude putting the league on notice under too much pressure!
This franchise guy 스테판 커리 fouls reaching in! Defense that's basically a suggestion on defense!
다크사이드, this next-level player, drops a catch-and-shoot triple at the top of the key! Pure artistry!
Back to the locker room. 스테판 커리's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. Intel: 스테판 커리 asked Houston Blast-Off for their energy drink recipe. They refused. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
This certified GOAT candidate 르브론 제임스 can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
클레이페이스 spins but the shot rims out! Hot head rears its ugly head!
This potential GOAT 마이클 조던 attacks the closeout! Driving past the over-eager defender!
르브론 제임스 asks for the ball to slow the pace! This household name needs air!
다크사이드 gave it everything! Everything a military leader has, left on the court!
스테판 커리 hurls his water bottle at the wall. 클레이페이스 flinches but doesn't react. Tonight I learned 스테판 커리 used to be a 배우 before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
매치데이 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
120-93 (승)
Opening possession for 다크사이드! First touch, like first touch of the battle standard!
클레이페이스 pours it in! A 배우 who never wastes anything never wastes a shot!
This solid pro 클레이페이스 with the no-foul contest facing the rim! Clean as a whistle!
This guy with a proven track record 클레이페이스 finds the open man! Assist and a finger roll!
클레이페이스 draws the double team! Attracting attention, the 배우 is a magnet out there!
Halftime whistle! 다크사이드 grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Bus driver's confession: 다크사이드 raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
르브론 제임스 strings together a euro-step at half court. Next-level basketball IQ on full display!
The jumbotron shows 다크사이드's military leader highlight reel! What a career!
마이클 조던 finds the open teammate! This guy with rings on every finger making everyone better!
This generational talent 마이클 조던 silences the noise! Nerves of steel locked in! Nothing else matters!
클레이페이스 finishes with a monster stat line! Numbers a 배우 would be proud of!
르브론 제임스 points both hands at the sky. 스테판 커리 points at 르브론 제임스. 마이클 조던 points at the exit. Behind the scenes, I learned 스테판 커리 was also a 배우 in a past life. You can feel it in the game. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
매치데이 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
95-97 (패)
스테판 커리, this swiss-army-knife type, announced to huge cheers! A standing ovation!
A pull-up jumper from 르브론 제임스 in transition! That's a certified bucket-getter!
스테판 커리 gets caught flat-footed! This big-name player beaten to the spot!
클레이페이스 clanks another one off the rim! This established player needs to find rhythm!
스테판 커리 steps back and scores! The comeback is on! This jersey-selling name believing!
Halftime whistle! 다크사이드 slides down against the hallway wall. Juicy anecdote: 다크사이드 was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. Back at it! The players jog toward center court.
르브론 제임스 with the ill-advised pass in the first quarter! Intercepted!
This seasoned vet 클레이페이스 stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
클레이페이스, this solid build, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this legit talent right now!
This elite player 스테판 커리 gets the look but can't convert! Tendency to force bad shots at the worst time!
클레이페이스 wipes a tear! A 배우 who poured everything into the effort!
다크사이드 refuses to watch the replay on the jumbotron. 스테판 커리 watches it and immediately regrets it. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
매치데이 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
86-108 (패)
This bonafide star 스테판 커리 means business! Fast start at half court!
다크사이드 launches a devastating dunk and... Airball! Tendency to force bad shots at its peak!
다크사이드 with the backcourt violation! A military leader going backwards with the war front!
This once-in-a-lifetime player 르브론 제임스 gives up the offensive rebound! Occasional mental lapses when boxing out!
This franchise cornerstone 마이클 조던 with a picture-perfect bucket! The crowd goes wild!
Halftime. 클레이페이스 is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Did you know 클레이페이스 keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.
르브론 제임스 gets a technical for complaining! Heavy feet on full display!
르브론 제임스 with a rough bank shot driving to the hoop! Shaky emotions under pressure at the worst time!
르브론 제임스 blows past into the right spacing! Pure God-given talent and elite court awareness!
스테판 커리, this certified bucket, with the tired turnover! Legs and mind fatigued!
클레이페이스 absorbs the defeat! Taking it on the chin, a 배우 knows tough days!
르브론 제임스 claps his hands in frustration. 스테판 커리 clenches his jaw so hard you can hear it from here. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
매치데이 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
100-123 (패)
클레이페이스 bounces the rock pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!
르브론 제임스 forces a deep three under the basket! This potential GOAT trying too hard!
This guy everybody knows 스테판 커리 with turnover number points! Tendency to rush is piling up!
This basketball god 마이클 조던 commits the and-one foul! Hot head in positioning!
다크사이드 banks it in the paint! A military leader's steady hand at work!
Halftime whistle. 스테판 커리 flops into the first available chair. Confession: 스테판 커리 calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
클레이페이스 walks away muttering! Muttering about the tragic hero under their breath!
클레이페이스 shoots an air ball in a Finals-like atmosphere! A 배우 lost in the noise!
다크사이드 plays the chess match! Outsmarted them like a military leader on their best day!
This generational talent 마이클 조던 has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
스테판 커리, this smooth operator, trudges off the temple of basketball. Lessons to take from this one.
다크사이드 taps the tunnel wall as if trying to pass through it. 클레이페이스 walks through the door without pushing it. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
매치데이 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
95-129 (패)
스테판 커리, this combo guard, sets the tone immediately! Ridiculous creativity from the jump!
마이클 조던, this undisputed superstar, sends the orange wide! The touch is off tonight!
다크사이드 with the careless pass! Rallying the war front with more care, please!
This household name 르브론 제임스 bites on the fake! Beaten facing the rim!
다크사이드 mouths off at late in the quarter! A military leader venting about the war front!
Off to the locker room. 마이클 조던 has already drained two water bottles. Anecdote of the day: 마이클 조던 forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
This bonafide star 스테판 커리 muscles up a half-court heave but can't get it to fall!
마이클 조던, this household name, sucking wind after that sprint! The 4 periods of 12 minutes of battle!
다크사이드 loses the basketball! A military leader would never be this careless!
르브론 제임스 mouths off and picks up a T! Injury-prone body taking over!
This generational talent 르브론 제임스 shakes hands and moves on. In the end, tendency to force bad shots proved costly.
르브론 제임스 bites the inside of his cheek. 스테판 커리 pinches the bridge of his nose. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
매치데이 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
88-117 (패)
스테판 커리, this world-class player, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
스테판 커리 drives but overcooks it! Tendency to rush showing up again!
스테판 커리 dishes into a trap! Injury-prone body when reading the defense!
다크사이드 reacts too late to rotate! Ego the size of Texas on the help side!
A tear drop from 스테판 커리 facing the rim! That's a statement right there!
Cut! Halftime. 마이클 조던's jersey is completely drenched in sweat. I've been told 마이클 조던 always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. Back in action! The coach got the message across.
스테판 커리 slams the leather in frustration! Tendency to rush on full display!
르브론 제임스, this walking skyscraper, gets the separation but can't finish! Tendency to rush!
This generational talent 르브론 제임스 uses the floater over this giant coverage! Smart!
This All-Star caliber talent 스테판 커리 signals to the bench! Needs a blow! Tendency to force bad shots!
마이클 조던 reflects on what could have been. Tendency to rush the difference tonight.
클레이페이스 closes his eyes walking out. 르브론 제임스 keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. Your favorite commentator survived. It's not much, but it's honest work. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
My Team finishes #11 (5W-10L). Better luck next season! MVP: 르브론 제임스.
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