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赛季日志
积分榜
| # | Team | 胜 | 负 | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 3 | New York Over-Timers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Denver Horse-Track | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Phoenix No-Defense | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 12 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | My Team | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
季前赛
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got 沙奎尔·奥尼尔 on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 216 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget? Astronomical. The owner said "let's go" and signed the check without even looking at the number. We're deep into the luxury tax, every dollar over the threshold costs triple, and the accountant has nightmares every single night. But when you've got two superstars, a fifteen-man roster where the weakest link would start elsewhere, and a coaching staff paid in gold, you don't give a damn about the bill. It's championship or bust, and they've chosen their side.
比赛日 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (负)
Tip-off! 肖恩·巴蒂尔 gets us started! Let's go!
迈克尔·乔丹 forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
肖恩·巴蒂尔 throws it into the stands! What was that from this player on the come-up!
P·J·華盛頓 reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
P·J·華盛頓 mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! 肖恩·巴蒂尔 grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know 肖恩·巴蒂尔 started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
崔·楊 misfires from the left corner! This name that's buzzing searching for answers!
This name that's buzzing P·J·華盛頓 has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This name that's buzzing P·J·華盛頓 with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
崔·楊 storms to the bench! This player on the come-up is visibly upset!
P·J·華盛頓 reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
肖恩·巴蒂尔's gaze is cold, distant. 迈克尔·乔丹's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
比赛日 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
120-104 (胜)
迈克尔·乔丹, this basketball god, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
崔·楊 goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This solid pro is relentless!
肖恩·巴蒂尔 with the help-side brilliant anticipation! This name that's buzzing always in position!
P·J·華盛頓 with the transition assist! This up-and-coming baller pushing the pace with pure God-given talent!
This legit talent P·J·華盛頓 switches defensive assignments on the fly! Next-level basketball IQ!
First half is done. P·J·華盛頓 is chugging Gatorade like it's water. The staff told me P·J·華盛頓 sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This name that's buzzing 崔·楊 is automatic along the baseline! A free throw drops again!
You can feel a hostile crowd through the screen! 肖恩·巴蒂尔 in the spotlight!
崔·楊 attacks the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
沙奎尔·奥尼尔 dribbles like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
沙奎尔·奥尼尔, this potential GOAT, with the post-game interview smile! An off-the-charts basketball IQ all night!
P·J·華盛頓 blows a kiss to the camera. 崔·楊 blows twelve. 迈克尔·乔丹 blocks the lens. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
比赛日 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
85-107 (负)
This once-in-a-lifetime player 沙奎尔·奥尼尔 comes out aggressive! Opens with a fadeaway jumper from the left corner!
This global icon 沙奎尔·奥尼尔 with a rare miss from downtown! Even the best stumble!
This player making noise 崔·楊 with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
This league veteran 崔·楊 gives up the offensive rebound! Injury-prone body when boxing out!
迈克尔·乔丹 knocks down a fadeaway jumper driving to the hoop! Ice in the veins!
Break. 迈克尔·乔丹 asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. They say 迈克尔·乔丹 eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
P·J·華盛頓 goes to work and kicks the stanchion! This name that's buzzing losing composure!
This up-and-coming baller 肖恩·巴蒂尔 misses the mark! A pull-up jumper goes begging from the left corner!
沙奎尔·奥尼尔 reads the defense perfectly! A gym-rat work ethic and a sky-high basketball IQ!
沙奎尔·奥尼尔 is gassed! This first-ballot legend bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
肖恩·巴蒂尔 had the chances but couldn't convert. This league veteran left wanting.
崔·楊 clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. 迈克尔·乔丹 fidgets with his wristband nervously. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
比赛日 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
107-102 (胜)
迈克尔·乔丹 steps back onto the floor! The crowd roars for this household name!
沙奎尔·奥尼尔, this giant, contests without fouling! Clean as a whistle!
崔·楊 with a wild attempt! This respected competitor not finding the range tonight!
崔·楊 hits an and-one! Freakish explosiveness proving to be the difference tonight!
迈克尔·乔丹, this beanpole, exploits the mismatch from way beyond the arc! Smart play!
The locker room fills up. 迈克尔·乔丹 has already eaten three oranges. They say 迈克尔·乔丹 has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.
沙奎尔·奥尼尔 dribbles past everyone in the final quarter! A step-back three! Legendary!
P·J·華盛頓 times it perfectly and rejects the shot! A drawn charge back to the basket!
This dude putting the league on notice 崔·楊 draws the MVP chants! The crowd is on their feet for the star!
沙奎尔·奥尼尔 with the go-ahead pull-up jumper! This first-ballot legend seizes the moment!
崔·楊, this scrappy guard, takes the final bow! A raised fist! Dominant display!
P·J·華盛頓 and 肖恩·巴蒂尔 do the conga. Alone. On an empty court. Nobody joins in. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
比赛日 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
98-100 (负)
This seasoned vet 肖恩·巴蒂尔 in the starting lineup! Let's see what this seasoned vet brings!
迈克尔·乔丹 with the and-one euro-step! Silky smooth technique through the whistle!
沙奎尔·奥尼尔 gambles for the steal and pays the price! Occasional mental lapses!
崔·楊 can't buy a bucket! Another miss at half court! Frustrating!
崔·楊, this small but mighty player, drills the momentum shot! The building believes!
Back in the locker room, 崔·楊 sits down and stares at the ceiling. True story: 崔·楊 walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Phoenix No-Defense. Awkward. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
P·J·華盛頓 with the ill-advised pass in the final quarter! Intercepted!
肖恩·巴蒂尔 can't mask the disappointment! This respected competitor wearing it on the sleeve!
P·J·華盛頓, this undersized dog, embodies the spirit of competition! What a show!
崔·楊, this established player, commits the late turnover! Heavy feet with the ball!
崔·楊 walks off in silence. This dude putting the league on notice gave it all but it wasn't enough.
肖恩·巴蒂尔 mutters 'damn' under his breath. 迈克尔·乔丹 says 'yeah' in the same tone. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
比赛日 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
115-104 (胜)
崔·楊 looks dialed in from the start! Pure God-given talent preparation showing!
沙奎尔·奥尼尔, this guy with rings on every finger, operates at the top of the key with a sky hook! Clinic!
P·J·華盛頓 sprints to close out! An iron-wall defense from downtown! Great effort!
This guy with a proven track record P·J·華盛頓 orchestrates the offense in transition! Maestro!
This solid pro 崔·楊 calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!
Halftime! P·J·華盛頓 walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Little secret: P·J·華盛頓 listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
This hall-of-fame lock 沙奎尔·奥尼尔 with a picture-perfect euro-step! The crowd goes wild!
迈克尔·乔丹, this absolute unit, gets the standing ovation! A boiling cauldron!
This first-ballot legend 迈克尔·乔丹 claps for the rookie! Encouragement from this first-ballot legend!
P·J·華盛頓, this respected competitor, has been building to this all game! With seconds left on the clock!
This league veteran 崔·楊 led from start to finish! Comprehensive win!
崔·楊 does a handstand. 迈克尔·乔丹 holds him by the feet. The crowd holds its breath. I drank so much coffee tonight I'm going to commentate in my sleep. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
比赛日 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
109-107 (胜)
This global icon 迈克尔·乔丹 opens the scoring! A reverse layup! Early advantage!
肖恩·巴蒂尔 with the suffocating defense! This well-respected player is a wall out there!
沙奎尔·奥尼尔 air-mails a tear drop facing the rim! Way off for this once-in-a-lifetime player!
沙奎尔·奥尼尔, this living legend, absolutely nails a scoop layup driving to the hoop! Take a bow!
P·J·華盛頓 rises up to the right spot! Unreal swagger off-ball movement!
Halftime whistle. P·J·華盛頓 high-fives his teammates on the way out. Anecdote: P·J·華盛頓 fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
沙奎尔·奥尼尔 nails the free throws to ice it! This franchise cornerstone with steady hands!
肖恩·巴蒂尔 rejects the layup! A left-handed block by this colossus! Get that out!
肖恩·巴蒂尔 soaks in a sold-out gym on fire! This next-level player living for these moments!
P·J·華盛頓 crosses over and drills it! At the last second! Pure God-given talent under pressure!
This basketball god 迈克尔·乔丹 is all smiles! The stats back up the brilliance!
肖恩·巴蒂尔 and 沙奎尔·奥尼尔 swing 迈克尔·乔丹 around by his arms like a carousel. He looks sick. Final confession: I still don't know how to pronounce 肖恩·巴蒂尔's name. Forgive me. Good night! And now: 'Naked and Afraid: Lost in the Shopping Mall.'
比赛日 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
97-103 (负)
P·J·華盛頓 takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
P·J·華盛頓, this scrappy guard, can't get a deep three to drop! Cold as ice tonight!
沙奎尔·奥尼尔 with the backcourt violation! This hall-of-fame lock under too much pressure!
迈克尔·乔丹 lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this absolute legend fooled!
This name that's buzzing 肖恩·巴蒂尔 with a beautiful scoop layup at the buzzer! Poetry in motion!
Halftime. The physio pounces on 沙奎尔·奥尼尔 to massage his thighs. Fun fact: 沙奎尔·奥尼尔 was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
P·J·華盛頓 gets a technical for complaining! Occasional mental lapses on full display!
肖恩·巴蒂尔 rushes a devastating dunk at half court! Sometimes predictable game creeping in!
沙奎尔·奥尼尔, this mammoth, sets a brick-wall screen! An unmatched feel for the game on full display!
This generational talent 沙奎尔·奥尼尔 can barely get up the court! Fatigue setting in!
肖恩·巴蒂尔, this dude putting the league on notice, takes the loss hard. Tendency to rush at the wrong moments.
迈克尔·乔丹 stands alone at center court as the lights go dim. 崔·楊 comes back to get him. Evening confession: I'm wearing 迈克尔·乔丹's jersey under my shirt. For morale. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
比赛日 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
88-129 (负)
Game time! 崔·楊 and this hooper's hooper ready to put on a show at the palace of hoops!
沙奎尔·奥尼尔 forces an off-balance shot from downtown! This franchise cornerstone trying too hard!
This franchise cornerstone 沙奎尔·奥尼尔 commits the 5-second violation! Clock management tendency to force bad shots!
This guy with a proven track record 崔·楊 picks up the cheap foul! Shaky emotions under pressure showing!
This undisputed superstar 沙奎尔·奥尼尔 slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
Break! 崔·楊 has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. Fun fact: 崔·楊 got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
迈克尔·乔丹, this walking skyscraper, gets the look from way beyond the arc but the lid's on the rim!
崔·楊 penetrates but can't sustain the effort! Injury-prone body emptying the tank!
沙奎尔·奥尼尔 coughs up the pill! Injury-prone body strikes again from the right corner!
沙奎尔·奥尼尔, this colossus, sits down hard on the bench! Tendency to rush written all over his face!
沙奎尔·奥尼尔 explodes to the tunnel in disappointment. This global icon will learn from this.
肖恩·巴蒂尔 lets out a nervous laugh that sends chills down your spine. P·J·華盛頓 decides not to comment. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. We're wrapping up the mics. Up next: 'Chopped: Tupperware Lunch at the Office Edition.'
比赛日 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
85-108 (负)
And we're underway! 迈克尔·乔丹 touches the pill first! This certified GOAT candidate looks eager!
迈克尔·乔丹 with the off-balance pull-up jumper! This first-ballot legend couldn't set the feet!
迈克尔·乔丹 takes off the Spalding right to the defense! Costly mistake by this guy with rings on every finger!
This player on the come-up 肖恩·巴蒂尔 bites on the fake! Beaten from the left corner!
This established player P·J·華盛頓 converts under the basket! A hook shot right on cue!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, 迈克尔·乔丹 picks up the pace. Rumor has it 迈克尔·乔丹 does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
P·J·華盛頓, this little thunder, throws the hands up! Exasperated on the low block!
A hook shot from P·J·華盛頓 sails wide! This respected competitor needs to regroup!
This legit talent 肖恩·巴蒂尔 adjusts the angle mid-drive! An off-the-charts basketball IQ body control!
迈克尔·乔丹, this big fella, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
崔·楊 sits alone on the bench. This dude putting the league on notice processing the defeat.
迈克尔·乔丹 slams his fist on the bench. P·J·華盛頓 places his palm flat, as if to calm the surface. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'What Would You Do: People Who Say Hello in the Elevator.' Exposing the truth.
比赛日 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
91-113 (负)
崔·楊 fires up the crowd to open the game! This player making noise starting strong!
崔·楊 posts up the Spalding awkwardly! The touch just isn't there for this well-respected player!
This household name 沙奎尔·奥尼尔 loses concentration and the Wilson with it!
迈克尔·乔丹, this big fella, gets dunked on off the pick and roll! Poster material!
迈克尔·乔丹, this 7-footer, elevates for a monster catch-and-shoot triple!
Break. 崔·楊 collapses on the locker room floor, arms spread wide. Exclusive: 崔·楊 was caught reading a philosophy book on the bench. It was Nietzsche. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
肖恩·巴蒂尔 slams the pill in frustration! Sometimes predictable game on full display!
P·J·華盛頓 crosses over but it's well off! Tendency to force bad shots under fatigue!
This all-time great 迈克尔·乔丹 recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
This potential GOAT 沙奎尔·奥尼尔 can barely jump! The springs are gone at the top of the key!
This generational talent 迈克尔·乔丹 shakes hands and moves on. In the end, occasional mental lapses proved costly.
沙奎尔·奥尼尔 refuses the coach's embrace. P·J·華盛頓 accepts it but his body is stiff. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
比赛日 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
104-109 (负)
This potential GOAT 沙奎尔·奥尼尔 catches the Wilson early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
肖恩·巴蒂尔 converts on the low block! An off-balance shot with trademark a killer instinct!
This legit talent P·J·華盛頓 can't recover! Scored on off the pick and roll! Tendency to rush!
This league veteran P·J·華盛頓 rattles it out! So close yet so far in transition!
崔·楊 sparks the comeback! A tear drop under the basket! This well-respected player leads the charge!
End of the first half. 迈克尔·乔丹 is beet red but still standing. Little scoop: 迈克尔·乔丹 logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. The players come back running. Did someone set the locker room on fire?
沙奎尔·奥尼尔 turns it over in coming out of the locker room! This global icon crumbles under pressure!
崔·楊, this player on the come-up, yells at the coaching staff! Sometimes predictable game causing friction!
沙奎尔·奥尼尔 dunks through pain, through doubt! This first-ballot legend transcending!
沙奎尔·奥尼尔 misses in the clutch! A layup off the mark in the closing moments!
迈克尔·乔丹, this oversized freak, hangs the head. Tough loss despite unreal swagger effort.
沙奎尔·奥尼尔 bites his lip, fists clenched. P·J·華盛頓 shakes his head slowly, in disbelief. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
比赛日 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
97-113 (负)
崔·楊, this seasoned vet, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
迈克尔·乔丹 clanks another one off the rim! This generational talent needs to find rhythm!
崔·楊, this compact dynamo, gets the ball poked away! Limited stamina when protecting the ball!
迈克尔·乔丹, this oversized freak, can't keep up with the speed! Limited stamina exposed!
P·J·華盛頓 dribbles and converts! A scoop layup on the low block! Money!
Halftime. 崔·楊's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Fun fact: 崔·楊 failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
P·J·華盛頓, this dude putting the league on notice, barks at the teammate! Limited stamina taking over!
This respected competitor P·J·華盛頓 puts up a buzzer-beater but it won't fall! Off night!
崔·楊, this seasoned vet, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
肖恩·巴蒂尔, this 7-footer, with tired legs off the pick and roll! Hot head slowing this dude putting the league on notice down!
This player making noise P·J·華盛頓 tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
肖恩·巴蒂尔 lets out a nervous laugh that sends chills down your spine. P·J·華盛頓 decides not to comment. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
比赛日 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
87-105 (负)
肖恩·巴蒂尔, this walking skyscraper, sets the tone immediately! Iron discipline from the jump!
P·J·華盛頓, this little firecracker, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Heavy feet!
迈克尔·乔丹 lets fly carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
肖恩·巴蒂尔 turns the head and loses the man! This established player napping defensively!
迈克尔·乔丹, this undisputed superstar, with the exclamation-point sky hook! Game changer!
Halftime. 沙奎尔·奥尼尔 wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Quick anecdote about 沙奎尔·奥尼尔: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
迈克尔·乔丹, this absolute unit, pounds the scorer's table! Hot head on full display!
肖恩·巴蒂尔, this oversized freak, loses the handle and the opportunity! Tendency to force bad shots!
P·J·華盛頓, this little thunder, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! Ridiculous creativity!
沙奎尔·奥尼尔 dunks sluggishly! Tendency to rush catching up with this basketball god!
This generational talent 迈克尔·乔丹 stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this generational talent wanted.
P·J·華盛頓 has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. 肖恩·巴蒂尔 has aged ten years in forty minutes. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
比赛日 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
95-129 (负)
崔·楊, this little firecracker, takes the court! The hostile crowd is electric!
迈克尔·乔丹, this oversized freak, can't finish driving to the hoop! That one stings!
崔·楊, this pocket rocket, steps out of bounds with the damn ball! Mental lapse!
迈克尔·乔丹 loses the screen battle! Injury-prone body around the picks!
This once-in-a-lifetime player 沙奎尔·奥尼尔 can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
The players leave the court. 沙奎尔·奥尼尔 clings to the tunnel railing. Anecdote: 沙奎尔·奥尼尔 threw up before his first pro game. No more pre-game burgers ever since. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
This guy with rings on every finger 沙奎尔·奥尼尔 whiffs on a floater! The crowd groans!
This league veteran 崔·楊 calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Lack of consistency taking its toll!
肖恩·巴蒂尔 passes to nobody! This solid pro with a head-scratching decision!
崔·楊 drives the towel! This up-and-coming baller showing tendency to force bad shots!
This well-respected player 崔·楊 congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this well-respected player.
P·J·華盛頓 walks toward the tunnel without a word. 肖恩·巴蒂尔 stares at the scoreboard as if it might change. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. Thanks! And now, 'Neighbors from Hell: The Community Compost Bin Saga.' Episode 1 of 74.
My Team finishes #13 (4W-11L). Better luck next season! MVP: 沙奎尔·奥尼尔.
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