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| # | Team | S | N | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 8 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 9 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Miami Heart-Attack | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Houston Blast-Off | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | My Team | 0 | 15 | 0 |
Vorsaison
Kill the cameras, turn off your phones, and shut your mouths because what we're about to witness tonight only happens once in a generation. We're in the belly of an arena where the floor trembles under the bass, where the Jumbotron spits fire, where 20,000 lunatics are screaming their heads off before the tip-off even happens. The franchise walking onto this court isn't a basketball club, it's a war machine forged in the pain of defeat and the madness of impossible comebacks. Every player here has gladiator blood in his veins and an ego size of Texas. The team with no name, baby! Listen, I've watched hundreds of players come and go in my broadcasting career, but Anakin Skywalker is something else entirely. He's the kind of player who makes you jump out of your chair and scream "OH SHIT" at your TV without even realizing it. Standing at 177 cm, a wingspan like a pterodactyl, and a killer instinct that even the coaches can't explain. This man feels the game. He knows where the ball is going to land before the shot even leaves the hand. He reads passes like he's reading minds. At this level, it's not basketball anymore, it's straight-up sorcery. The opposing locker room before the game, you know what they talk about? Not the game plan. Not the offensive scheme. No. They talk about HIM. "How do we stop him?" "Who takes the matchup?" "Does he look tired?" Spoiler: he's never tired. And even when he looks tired, it's a trap. The man fakes exhaustion in the third quarter and drops 14 in the fourth like a coiled spring being released. Opposing coaches have 50-page scouting reports on him, and every single page is absolutely useless. Hold on tight because the next name is going to make you spit out your beer: Bulma. Profession? Amateur. Yeah. The coach saw him on TV, called his agent (who didn't exist), and offered him a ten-day contract "to see." The guy showed up with bare hands, a ham sandwich, and bulletproof enthusiasm. At his first practice, he attempted a dunk and ended up hanging from the net like a cat stuck in a tree. The fire department came. Twice. But he's got heart, the man, and apparently the precision he puts into the game could translate to mid-range shooting. We believe. Well, the coach believes. The rest of us broke out the popcorn. The budget? What budget? We're so far below the salary floor you could limbo under it blindfolded. The team accountant is the owner's cousin running Excel 2003 with no updates since the Bush administration. The jerseys are hand-washed by the intern, road trips are carpooled, and the last free agent who visited the facilities turned around the second he saw the locker room. But you know what? Character is forged in the struggle. And this team's got character coming out of its damn ears.
Spieltag 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (N)
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, this global icon, draws first blood! A hook shot to start!
Bulma, this solid build, gets stuffed trying a deep three! Denied!
Gerard Deulofeu, this little firecracker, fumbles the entry pass at the top of the key!
Anakin Skywalker caught flat-footed! Standing still, the raumschiffspilot reflexes took a nap!
This up-and-coming baller Anakin Skywalker shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
Off to the locker room. Cristina Fernández de Kirchner has already drained two water bottles. Staff confession: Cristina Fernández de Kirchner is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
Gerard Deulofeu dunks the rock into the front rim! That's frustrating for this respected competitor!
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner is running on pure willpower! This undisputed superstar refusing to quit!
Bulma with the lazy pass! Tendency to force bad shots leading to easy points!
Anakin Skywalker looks to the heavens! A raumschiffspilot praying for their bare hands to work!
This up-and-coming baller Gerard Deulofeu congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this up-and-coming baller.
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner turns back to look at the court one last time. Anakin Skywalker doesn't turn around. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
Spieltag 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
89-133 (N)
Gerard Deulofeu takes the court to a cathedral silence! The fußballspieler with the ihre Fußballschuhe is here!
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, this swiss-army-knife type, gets the look on the low block but the lid's on the rim!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart loses the leather! A musiker would never be this careless!
Anakin Skywalker gets blown by! Even a raumschiffspilot couldn't stop that!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a musiker hits the workbench!
Break! Anakin Skywalker heads straight to the bathroom moment he hits the locker room. Did you know Anakin Skywalker once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
Anakin Skywalker can't get it to fall! Gravity treats the Wilson differently than the game!
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner is cramping up! This absolute legend trying to shake it off! Heavy feet!
Gerard Deulofeu dispossessed! Couldn't hold on, not the fußballspieler's finest moment!
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, this potential GOAT, with the frustrated foul! Occasional mental lapses in tough moments!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart shakes hands through the pain! A musiker who respects the ihr Instrumentenkoffer and the game!
Anakin Skywalker lets out a big exhale walking through the door. Bulma holds his in. Final confession: I still don't know how to pronounce Anakin Skywalker's name. Forgive me. That's a wrap! And now, 'The Price Is Right: Why Nobody Answers the Phone Anymore.'
Spieltag 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
75-119 (N)
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, this do-it-all player, sets the tone immediately! Unreal swagger from the jump!
This guy nobody was talking about Bulma misfires again! Injury-prone body could cost the team!
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner throws it away! Hot head under pressure from the right corner!
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner can't stay in front! Auseinandernehmenning the die Behauptung der Staatsanwaltschaft doesn't build lateral quickness!
Anakin Skywalker, this name that's buzzing, yells at the coaching staff! Limited stamina causing friction!
Halftime! Bulma has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Did you know Bulma once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Anakin Skywalker bricks it! Not the same accuracy as competing the game!
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner digs deep! Deep as a rechtsanwalt digs into the die Behauptung der Staatsanwaltschaft!
Bulma coughs up the basketball! Occasional mental lapses strikes again at the buzzer!
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner stares in disbelief! The look of a rechtsanwalt who just lost everything!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart gave it everything! Everything a musiker has, left on the court!
Bulma rips off his headband and throws it on the ground. Cristina Fernández de Kirchner picks up her own and folds it carefully. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Spieltag 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
88-132 (N)
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner steps onto the hardwood! From auseinandernehmenning the die Behauptung der Staatsanwaltschaft to this, game time!
Gerard Deulofeu sends it long! Too much power, not enough finesse from this fußballspieler!
Bulma dishes the orange right to the defense! Costly mistake by this total unknown!
Gerard Deulofeu, this undersized dog, can't keep up with the speed! Sometimes predictable game exposed!
This seasoned vet Gerard Deulofeu gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Both teams head to the locker room. Bulma wipes his forehead with his jersey. Staff confession: Bulma is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. Both teams retake the hardwood. Everything is still up for grabs.
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner with the off-balance scoop layup! This franchise cornerstone couldn't set the feet!
This player nobody saw coming Bulma can barely jump! The springs are gone driving to the hoop!
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner loses possession! The die Behauptung der Staatsanwaltschaft never leaves a rechtsanwalt's hands like that!
Anakin Skywalker vents at their teammates! The raumschiffspilot who vents about the game!
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner attacks past the media. This hall-of-fame lock not in the mood to talk.
Gerard Deulofeu lets out a nervous laugh that sends chills down your spine. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart decides not to comment. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Spieltag 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
78-122 (N)
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, this low-to-the-ground speedster, takes the court! The incredible energy is electric!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart steps back the ball into nothing! Heavy feet on full display tonight!
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner gets picked! A rechtsanwalt getting the die Behauptung der Staatsanwaltschaft stolen in broad daylight!
Anakin Skywalker gives up the back door! Hot head when overplaying!
Gerard Deulofeu mouths off on a strategic timeout! A fußballspieler venting about the das Siegestor!
Break! Anakin Skywalker heads straight to the bathroom moment he hits the locker room. Little scoop: Anakin Skywalker tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Off the mark for Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart! Great musiker, not so great at basketball tonight!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, this small but mighty player, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
This hidden prospect Bulma with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Anakin Skywalker, this scrappy guard, pounds the scorer's table! Ego the size of Texas on full display!
This rising star Bulma leaves the venue with head held high. Fought to the end.
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner collapses into the first available chair. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart stays standing, eyes glazed over. I learned backstage that Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart also does raumschiffspilot on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
Spieltag 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
80-124 (N)
This raw talent Bulma catches the Spalding early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, this global icon, comes up empty! A buzzer-beater off target on the low block!
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner with the travel! Footwork confusion worthy of a lost rechtsanwalt!
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, this swiss-army-knife type, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over occasional mental lapses!
Gerard Deulofeu slams the rock in frustration! Injury-prone body on full display!
Halftime. Gerard Deulofeu wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Did you know? Gerard Deulofeu has a personal mini-fridge in the locker room. Nobody knows what's inside. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
That one wasn't even close, Gerard Deulofeu! Stick to erzielenning the das Siegestor!
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner takes the rest play! Even a rechtsanwalt needs a breather!
This global icon Cristina Fernández de Kirchner loses concentration and the orange with it!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart buries their face! Hidden from view, the musiker can't watch!
Anakin Skywalker fought but fell short! Just out of reach, the raumschiffspilot gave everything!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is the last one off the court, shoulders hunched. Bulma waits at the tunnel entrance. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
Spieltag 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
81-126 (N)
Gerard Deulofeu starts in the playmaker! Playing the playmaker way a fußballspieler plays with the ihre Fußballschuhe!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart penetrates the Spalding right into the defender's hands! Shaky emotions under pressure!
Stolen from Cristina Fernández de Kirchner! A rechtsanwalt who let it slip through their fingers!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart fouls trying to recover! Desperate as a musiker chasing the das Konzert-Set!
Bulma, this dude out of nowhere, refuses to high-five! Shaky emotions under pressure hurting the chemistry!
Off to the locker room. Gerard Deulofeu has already drained two water bottles. The staff told me Gerard Deulofeu sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart misses the open look! A musiker never misses the das Konzert-Set... But misses the Wilson!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart misses from fatigue! This hall-of-fame lock can't get the elevation from way beyond the arc!
Bulma takes off into a dead end in the paint! Turnover! Tendency to rush!
Anakin Skywalker walks away muttering! Muttering about the game under their breath!
Bulma, this solid build, trudges off the court. Lessons to take from this one.
Gerard Deulofeu rips off his headband and throws it on the ground. Anakin Skywalker picks up his own and folds it carefully. Behind the scenes, I learned Anakin Skywalker was also a raumschiffspilot in a past life. You can feel it in the game. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
Spieltag 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
88-133 (N)
Opening possession for Cristina Fernández de Kirchner! First touch, like first touch of the ihre schwere Fallrechtsprechung!
This potential breakout star Bulma shanks a floater from the right corner! That's uncharacteristic!
Gerard Deulofeu dribbles it off their foot! The ihre Fußballschuhe would never betray a fußballspieler like that!
Anakin Skywalker beaten off the dribble! Quicker than the game slipping from a raumschiffspilot!
Bulma lets fly and kicks the stanchion! This rising star losing composure!
That's a cut. Bulma stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Small detail: Bulma whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
Anakin Skywalker, this miniature missile, can't finish from the right corner! That one stings!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart finds a second wind! The musiker engine roars back to life!
This raw talent Bulma commits the offensive foul! Turnover along the baseline!
This certified GOAT candidate Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
Anakin Skywalker leaves the den quietly! Quiet as a raumschiffspilot after the game setback!
Gerard Deulofeu clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Bulma fidgets with his wristband nervously. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
Spieltag 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
85-130 (N)
Gerard Deulofeu bounces the orange pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!
Gerard Deulofeu rattles it out! Shaking the hardwood with the ihre Fußballschuhe intensity!
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner turns it over on a clutch free throw! A rechtsanwalt dropping the ihre schwere Fallrechtsprechung at the worst time!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Cristina Fernández de Kirchner bites on the fake! Beaten from downtown!
Anakin Skywalker storms to the bench! This up-and-coming baller is visibly upset!
Break! Bulma heads straight to the bathroom moment he hits the locker room. Staff confession: Bulma is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Gerard Deulofeu rushes a pull-up jumper at the buzzer! Tendency to rush creeping in!
Bulma, this combo guard, with tired legs at the buzzer! Tendency to force bad shots slowing this dark horse down!
This guy with rings on every finger Cristina Fernández de Kirchner with turnover number lengths ahead! Lack of consistency is piling up!
Bulma mouths off and picks up a T! Shaky emotions under pressure taking over!
Gerard Deulofeu walks the tunnel in silence! Done for the night, back to fußballspieler life tomorrow!
Anakin Skywalker closes his eyes walking out. Gerard Deulofeu keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. Tonight I learned Anakin Skywalker used to be a raumschiffspilot before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Spieltag 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
80-125 (N)
This player nobody saw coming Bulma gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Bulma with a wild attempt! This diamond in the rough not finding the range tonight!
Bulma with a wild pass that sails out! This dude out of nowhere giving it away!
Gerard Deulofeu, this short king, gets exploited in the switch! Hot head exposed in the mismatch!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart blows past away from the huddle! This living legend in a dark place mentally!
Halftime whistle! Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Fun fact: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
This guy nobody was talking about Bulma whiffs on a euro-step! The crowd groans!
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner cramps up! Muscles tight from the ihre schwere Fallrechtsprechung and the rock double duty!
Gerard Deulofeu fires away into a trap! Occasional mental lapses when reading the defense!
Gerard Deulofeu argues with the ref! The same passion they bring to erzielenning the das Siegestor!
Gerard Deulofeu reflects on what could have been. Lack of consistency the difference tonight.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart walks in slow motion, arms dangling. Gerard Deulofeu speeds up. Wants it to be over. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Spieltag 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
73-118 (N)
The game begins and Anakin Skywalker is ready! You can see unreal swagger written all over his face!
Anakin Skywalker misses from the corner! At half court is no place for their bare hands!
Gerard Deulofeu throws it away! A pass worse than a fußballspieler tossing the das Siegestor!
Gerard Deulofeu beaten to the spot! Slower than a fußballspieler on a Monday morning!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart gets a technical for complaining! Tendency to rush on full display!
Break! Anakin Skywalker has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. Did you know Anakin Skywalker keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart fires a catch-and-shoot triple at half court but can't connect! Sometimes predictable game showing!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart tanks the play from tiredness! Tanked like a musiker's energy for the das Konzert-Set!
Gerard Deulofeu trips up in the center circle! A fußballspieler never trips at work... Right?
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, this household name, barks at the teammate! Injury-prone body taking over!
Anakin Skywalker, this little firecracker, hangs the head. Tough loss despite an off-the-charts basketball IQ effort.
Bulma presses his forehead against the tunnel glass. Cristina Fernández de Kirchner walks right past without noticing. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'Nailed It: Cakes Ruined by My Mother-in-Law.'
Spieltag 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
73-118 (N)
Anakin Skywalker, this guy with a proven track record, embraces the boiling cauldron! Game on!
A finger roll from Cristina Fernández de Kirchner hits the iron! Hot head under the spotlight!
Gerard Deulofeu, this lightning-quick little man, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted from downtown!
Gerard Deulofeu gets posted up and scored on! This solid pro overpowered!
Bulma crosses over angrily after the turnover! This rising star spiraling!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, Gerard Deulofeu picks up the pace. Fun fact: Gerard Deulofeu tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
Bulma misfires at the buzzer! Even this guy nobody was talking about has off nights!
This undisputed superstar Cristina Fernández de Kirchner has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
Gerard Deulofeu throws it out of bounds! Like launching the ihre Fußballschuhe into the void!
Gerard Deulofeu sits on the bench for a moment! Resting like a fußballspieler after a long shift!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart looks at the scoreboard one last time! Numbers don't lie for a musiker!
Gerard Deulofeu snaps at the bench on his way out. Anakin Skywalker says nothing, but his look says everything. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
Spieltag 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
88-133 (N)
And we're underway! Bulma touches the Wilson first! This surprise package looks eager!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, this all-time great, fumbles the finish from downtown! Back to the drawing board!
Intercepted! Cristina Fernández de Kirchner's pass snatched right out of the air! A rechtsanwalt would never be that careless!
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, this all-around player, fouls unnecessarily in the paint! Limited stamina!
Gerard Deulofeu picks up the second technical! This established player ejected! Defense that's basically a suggestion!
Back to the locker room. Cristina Fernández de Kirchner punches her locker. Little scoop: Cristina Fernández de Kirchner tried to bribe the DJ to play her song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Gerard Deulofeu short on the attempt! Needs the reach of the ihre Fußballschuhe!
Bulma, this solid build, laboring up and down! Lack of consistency draining the energy!
Anakin Skywalker, this compact dynamo, commits the travel! Injury-prone body in the footwork!
This total unknown Bulma can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
Gerard Deulofeu tips the cap to the winners! The fußballspieler's grace with the das Siegestor!
Gerard Deulofeu has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. Bulma has aged ten years in forty minutes. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Spieltag 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
88-133 (N)
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the musiker means business!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart bricks another one! Building something awful with the ihr Instrumentenkoffer tonight!
Anakin Skywalker gets the ball stripped! The game would have stayed in a raumschiffspilot's grip!
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, this tweener, gets dunked on under the basket! Poster material!
Gerard Deulofeu, this miniature missile, sits down hard on the bench! Tendency to force bad shots written all over his face!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, Anakin Skywalker picks up the pace. Physio's confession: Anakin Skywalker purrs when you massage his calves. Like a cat. A big cat. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, this all-around player, can't get a scoop layup to drop! Cold as ice tonight!
Anakin Skywalker is out on their feet! Running on fumes and pure raumschiffspilot stubbornness!
This player nobody saw coming Bulma forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
Bulma, this solid build, throws the hands up! Exasperated in the paint!
Bulma spins to the tunnel in disappointment. This raw talent will learn from this.
Anakin Skywalker scratches the back of his neck nervously. Bulma has the look of someone who has seen things. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
Spieltag 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
83-127 (N)
This household name Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart comes out firing! A deep three in the first minute!
This potential GOAT Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart muscles up a buzzer beater but can't get it to fall!
Gerard Deulofeu with the careless pass! Erzielenning the das Siegestor with more care, please!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart gets crossed over! Ankles broken like the das Konzert-Set on a rough day!
This all-time great Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart fouls hard out of frustration! Tendency to rush showing!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Gerard Deulofeu to massage his thighs. Confession: Gerard Deulofeu believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Gerard Deulofeu shanks it from the baseline! Erzielenning the das Siegestor uses different muscles!
Anakin Skywalker, this low-to-the-ground speedster, looks exhausted from downtown! The legs are gone!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart coughs it up! A musiker's grip doesn't work on the rock!
Bulma, this tweener, shows negative body language! Sometimes predictable game creeping in!
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart sits alone on the bench. This certified GOAT candidate processing the defeat.
Anakin Skywalker walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. Bulma drags one foot after the other. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Anakin Skywalker.
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