Mi quinteto ideal — basketball_team 🇪🇸
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Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 3 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | My Team | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Phoenix No-Defense | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pretemporada
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to what is probably going to be the most electric night of this season. The arena is packed to the rafters, there are people standing in the corridors, security gave up trying to control anything, and the DJ is blasting so loud the scoreboard is vibrating. We are here to talk about a legendary franchise. A team that has seen sacred monsters pass through, that has lived through dream seasons and nightmare years, that has rebuilt ten times over and always comes back with the same devouring hunger. The team with no name, baby! There's one guy on this team who scares the living hell out of everyone. Opponents, coaches, referees, even his own teammates sometimes. That's LeBron James. Standing at 206 cm, shoulders like a linebacker, and a touch on the ball so soft it makes you want to cry. This damn player can drop 40 one night, grab 15 boards the next, and slap you with a triple-double night after just because he was bored. The kind of guy you want on your squad and pray you never have to face. His teammate told me something last week that gave me chills. He said: "When he's silent in the locker room before a game, I know we're about to destroy everybody." The man doesn't talk, he executes. He doesn't celebrate, he absorbs. And when the buzzer is approaching and the score is tight, everybody knows. The teammates, the opponents, the refs, the guy selling nachos on the upper deck. Everybody knows the ball is ending up in his hands. And it's ending up in the basket. And here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the cherry on top, the plot twist nobody saw coming: the coach recruited MrBeast. A youtuber. To play professional basketball. I'll repeat for the people in the back: a youtuber, with su cámara, on an NBA hardwood. The guy showed up at his first practice asking where the locker rooms were... And went the wrong way. Twice. But the coach swears on everything holy that MrBeast has "something." We don't know what exactly, but he has "something." In the meantime, the guy runs around like a headless chicken, confuses el algoritmo with the basketball, and has already racked up three technical fouls for trying to negotiate with the referee. This team's budget is the GDP of a small country. Seriously, there are nations at the UN moving less cash than this roster. The Second Apron is blown to smithereens, the repeater tax bleeds the owner dry with every signature, and the league watches them with a mix of disgust and fascination. But the owner doesn't care. He has a dream, and that dream is a championship banner hanging from the rafters of this arena. Everything else, the penalties, the sacrificed Draft picks, the zero flexibility, that's just details. Damn details.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
103-118 (D)
Michael Jordan posts up with energy from the opening whistle! This global icon locked in!
This league veteran Giorgi Shermadini short-arms a half-court heave off the pick and roll! Not enough lift!
Michael Jordan, this tower, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted under the basket!
Magic Johnson gets caught flat-footed! This franchise cornerstone beaten to the spot!
Michael Jordan scores at will! A free throw on the low block! This hall-of-fame lock domination!
Into the tunnel. Giorgi Shermadini grabs a banana on the way and devours it. True story: Giorgi Shermadini had his parking spot stolen by Detroit Engine-Roar's mascot. Still talks about it. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
MrBeast posts up and kicks the stanchion! This All-Star caliber talent losing composure!
Michael Jordan fades away but the shot rims out! Defense that's basically a suggestion rears its ugly head!
Magic Johnson fades away to the weak side! This household name exploiting the rotation!
This max-contract guy MrBeast signals to the bench! Needs a blow! Tendency to force bad shots!
Magic Johnson goes to work past the media. This potential GOAT not in the mood to talk.
MrBeast rips off his headband and throws it on the ground. Giorgi Shermadini picks up his own and folds it carefully. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
124-95 (V)
LeBron James pulls up onto the floor! The crowd roars for this basketball god!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Magic Johnson with a cold-blooded off-balance shot! No conscience!
LeBron James, this generational talent, clamps down on the star player! Ridiculous creativity on the assignment!
Giorgi Shermadini, this well-respected player, sets the table back to the basket! Assist master!
Magic Johnson sets the screen at the perfect angle! This first-ballot legend cerebral play!
Halftime. Magic Johnson wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Fun fact: Magic Johnson got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Michael Jordan pulls up and drills a pull-up jumper! Can't teach that!
MrBeast, this oversized freak, gets the standing ovation! A Playoff atmosphere!
This next-level player Giorgi Shermadini defers to the hot hand! Smart basketball!
Win or lose, Michael Jordan has earned respect tonight! This potential GOAT warrior spirit!
Michael Jordan daps up the opponent! Respect from this global icon after the battle!
Giorgi Shermadini slides across the court in his socks while MrBeast splashes water on everyone. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
103-95 (V)
Tip-off! Magic Johnson gets us started! Let's go!
Giorgi Shermadini, this beanpole, overpowers for a two-handed slam! Size matters!
Giorgi Shermadini with the help-side sky-high block! This seasoned vet always in position!
Michael Jordan takes off and dishes! Gorgeous feed under the basket! That dawg mentality!
MrBeast fades away with purpose every possession! This world-class player chess master!
Halftime. Michael Jordan is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Anecdote: Michael Jordan once wore his jersey inside out for the entire first quarter. Nobody dared say anything. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Michael Jordan with the tough tear drop through contact! This generational talent won't be denied!
The energy in this building is unreal! Giorgi Shermadini channeling a packed arena!
This league veteran Giorgi Shermadini celebrates the teammate's score! It's about the team!
LeBron James, this basketball god, has the intangibles! Silky smooth technique beyond the stats!
MrBeast pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This top-tier talent savors the win!
Giorgi Shermadini mimes popping a champagne bottle. MrBeast mimes chugging straight from it. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
126-93 (V)
And we're underway! MrBeast touches the Wilson first! This bonafide star looks eager!
This first-ballot legend Michael Jordan goes to work back to the basket! A step-back three drops beautifully!
Giorgi Shermadini, this hooper's hooper, surveys and delivers! Freakish explosiveness in the playmaking!
MrBeast with a buzzer beater in the paint! Cautivarring the el algoritmo in tight spaces!
Michael Jordan a defensive stop and starts the fast break! Defense wins championships!
Halftime! Giorgi Shermadini is limping slightly heading off the court. Confession: Giorgi Shermadini calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Magic Johnson buries a euro-step from mid-range! This absolute legend is on fire tonight!
The rout is on! MrBeast's the su cámara dismantled the opposition like the el algoritmo!
Michael Jordan, this hall-of-fame lock, waves off the screen and runs into it anyway! Classic!
Giorgi Shermadini taps the logo on the jersey! A hug with the coach! That's pride right there!
MrBeast posts career numbers! Numbers bigger than the el algoritmo inventory!
Giorgi Shermadini moonwalks across the hardwood. MrBeast attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
108-98 (V)
This once-in-a-lifetime player Magic Johnson comes out aggressive! Opens with a half-court heave in the paint!
Giorgi Shermadini crosses over the Wilson with nerves of steel. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
Michael Jordan, this colossus, walls off the drive on the low block! No way through!
Giorgi Shermadini with the touch pass! This hooper's hooper barely had the leather and found the man!
MrBeast slows the pace when the team needs it! This headliner tempo control!
Coach calls everyone back. Giorgi Shermadini drags his feet toward the tunnel. I've been told Giorgi Shermadini always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
MrBeast adds to the total! A youtuber who always exceeds expectations!
The crowd is on its feet! A packed arena as LeBron James takes the court!
Giorgi Shermadini takes the blame for the mistake! This hooper's hooper protecting teammates!
Michael Jordan dishes through pain, through doubt! This hall-of-fame lock transcending!
Final buzzer! MrBeast is the hero! This max-contract guy with a game for the ages!
MrBeast takes LeBron James by the hand and they bow to the crowd like stage actors. During the game, I counted how many times I said 'incredible.' Seventeen. A personal record. And now, a brand new episode of 'Desperately Seeking My Cat.' Good night, everyone.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
111-112 (D)
This household name Michael Jordan gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Magic Johnson knocks down a scoop layup at the buzzer! Ice in the veins!
Giorgi Shermadini gets screened out of the play! This name that's buzzing lost in traffic!
This up-and-coming baller Giorgi Shermadini misses the mark! A double-clutch layup goes begging driving to the hoop!
Giorgi Shermadini sparks the comeback! A tear drop in transition! This player making noise leads the charge!
The locker room fills up. Giorgi Shermadini has already eaten three oranges. Anecdote: Giorgi Shermadini tried to impress the Los Angeles Nursing-Home players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
This top-tier talent MrBeast can't deliver when it matters! Injury-prone body under pressure!
Michael Jordan, this mountain of a man, pounds the scorer's table! Ego the size of Texas on full display!
This is the MrBeast game! This All-Star caliber talent taking over in the first quarter!
This living legend Michael Jordan dribbles out the clock! Defense that's basically a suggestion costing precious seconds!
This franchise cornerstone LeBron James leaves the venue with head held high. Fought to the end.
Giorgi Shermadini's eyes are glassy. Magic Johnson mumbles 'we'll get them next time' without believing it. Tonight I had a revelation: Magic Johnson runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
118-77 (V)
This established player Giorgi Shermadini opens the scoring! A two-handed slam! Early advantage!
LeBron James, this all-time great, exploits the mismatch for a hook shot! Too easy!
LeBron James with the hockey assist! That extra pass, beautiful basketball!
MrBeast converts in transition! A youtuber converting the el algoritmo into gold!
This undisputed superstar Magic Johnson with the screen navigation! Gets through and contests!
The players disappear. MrBeast has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. Did you know? MrBeast once signed an autograph for a referee. During the game. Mid free-throw. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
Magic Johnson, this long boy, takes over at the buzzer. A sky hook! That's elite!
Giorgi Shermadini, this tower, caps off a dominant performance! Freakish explosiveness from start to finish!
LeBron James shoots a full-court shot and almost makes it! This generational talent so close!
Michael Jordan, this household name, with the primal scream! A victory dance! Raw emotion!
Michael Jordan, this oversized freak, salutes the faithful! A team high-five! What a night!
Giorgi Shermadini and Michael Jordan cradle the game ball like a baby. MrBeast takes a photo. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
117-99 (V)
Michael Jordan fires up the crowd to open the game! This potential GOAT starting strong!
Michael Jordan, this towering presence, uses every inch to deliver a floater!
Michael Jordan with a textbook defensive stance! That's how you do it!
Michael Jordan with the lob pass at the top of the key! This absolute legend to the teammate! Boom!
Michael Jordan, this titan, seals the defender for position! Fundamentals!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Giorgi Shermadini asks for an ice pack. Anecdote: Giorgi Shermadini lost a bet and had to wear the center's shoes during warm-ups. Size 16. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
Michael Jordan, this colossus, rises above and hammers an alley-oop!
Immense pressure fills the arena! This jersey-selling name MrBeast feeds off the energy!
LeBron James makes the extra pass! This once-in-a-lifetime player hockey assist for an off-balance shot!
Michael Jordan, this potential GOAT, has the crowd in the palm of the hand! A packed arena!
That's the game! Giorgi Shermadini finishes with a monster performance! This hooper's hooper victorious!
Michael Jordan and MrBeast stare at each other in silence for five seconds. Then burst out laughing at the exact same time. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
98-104 (D)
MrBeast stretches center court! Loosening up, the youtuber is getting ready!
Magic Johnson rushes a finger roll from the right corner! Injury-prone body creeping in!
MrBeast with the travel! Footwork confusion worthy of a lost youtuber!
Michael Jordan reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
This hall-of-fame lock LeBron James with a beautiful deep three from way beyond the arc! Poetry in motion!
Break! Michael Jordan takes his jersey off before even reaching the locker room. Bus driver's confession: Michael Jordan raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.
LeBron James glares at the scoreboard! This all-time great not happy with the situation!
LeBron James, this titan, gets the separation but can't finish! Tendency to force bad shots!
Michael Jordan, this franchise cornerstone, manipulates the defense with the eyes! Natural-born leadership!
Giorgi Shermadini is gassed! This guy with a proven track record bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
This established star MrBeast shakes hands and moves on. In the end, shaky emotions under pressure proved costly.
Michael Jordan clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. MrBeast fidgets with his wristband nervously. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
101-113 (D)
Giorgi Shermadini, this absolute unit, sets the tone immediately! Next-level basketball IQ from the jump!
MrBeast misses the bunny! A youtuber dropping the el algoritmo from point-blank!
Intercepted! MrBeast's pass snatched right out of the air! A youtuber would never be that careless!
Giorgi Shermadini loses the screen battle! Defense that's basically a suggestion around the picks!
This first-ballot legend Magic Johnson finishes with authority! A step-back three from downtown!
Back to the locker room. Giorgi Shermadini punches his locker. Fun fact: Giorgi Shermadini tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
Michael Jordan storms to the bench! This generational talent is visibly upset!
Michael Jordan forces an off-balance shot from way beyond the arc! This guy with rings on every finger trying too hard!
This once-in-a-lifetime player LeBron James uses the floater over this mammoth coverage! Smart!
This global icon Michael Jordan calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Injury-prone body taking its toll!
LeBron James, this tree of a man, trudges off the temple of basketball. Lessons to take from this one.
Giorgi Shermadini's lip is trembling. Michael Jordan dodges the cameras by pulling up his hood. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
90-129 (D)
Game time! Magic Johnson and this all-time great ready to put on a show at the hardwood!
Giorgi Shermadini can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this respected competitor!
This All-Star caliber talent MrBeast commits the offensive foul! Turnover from downtown!
Magic Johnson, this colossus, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over heavy feet!
Giorgi Shermadini slams the Spalding in frustration! Shaky emotions under pressure on full display!
The players leave the court. Magic Johnson clings to the tunnel railing. Did you know? Magic Johnson launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. The hardwood awaits. Here we go for the second half.
LeBron James clanks another one off the rim! This generational talent needs to find rhythm!
This hall-of-fame lock Michael Jordan has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
Giorgi Shermadini coughs up the Wilson! Sometimes predictable game strikes again from the right corner!
LeBron James gets a technical for complaining! Lack of consistency on full display!
This franchise cornerstone LeBron James stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this franchise cornerstone wanted.
MrBeast whispers 'this can't be real' under his breath. Magic Johnson nods without conviction. Your favorite commentator survived. It's not much, but it's honest work. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
96-127 (D)
LeBron James, this long boy, takes the court! The palpable tension is electric!
Giorgi Shermadini misfires back to the basket! Even this seasoned vet has off nights!
Magic Johnson, this tree of a man, gets stripped at the buzzer! Tendency to force bad shots exposed!
Magic Johnson gets crossed over! This basketball god left frozen from mid-range!
Giorgi Shermadini strings together a two-handed slam along the baseline. Iron discipline on full display!
The locker room. LeBron James sprawls out full-length on the bench. Fun fact: LeBron James tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. Back for seconds. The court is shining, and so are the players.
Magic Johnson, this basketball god, yells at the coaching staff! Occasional mental lapses causing friction!
This generational talent Magic Johnson shanks a catch-and-shoot triple off the pick and roll! That's uncharacteristic!
Giorgi Shermadini, this league veteran, orchestrates the delay game! Pure God-given talent in action!
LeBron James is visibly tired! This potential GOAT needs a timeout badly!
Magic Johnson walks off in silence. This absolute legend gave it all but it wasn't enough.
LeBron James kicks his towel across the floor. MrBeast has already left for the locker room, alone. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. See you soon. And now: '911: My Cat Climbed on Top of the Wardrobe.'
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
94-110 (D)
This guy with rings on every finger Michael Jordan in the starting lineup! Let's see what this guy with rings on every finger brings!
A double-clutch layup attempt by LeBron James falls short! Tendency to rush in the legs!
This global icon Michael Jordan with turnover number buckets! Ego the size of Texas is piling up!
Michael Jordan falls asleep on the weak side! Shaky emotions under pressure exposed!
Giorgi Shermadini dunks the damn ball with flair and hits a double-clutch layup! Sensational!
Halftime! LeBron James checks his stats on the board and winces. Little secret: LeBron James watches cat videos between quarters. Says it's relaxing. The players charge out of the tunnel. Smells like a comeback.
LeBron James, this guy with rings on every finger, refuses to high-five! Hot head hurting the chemistry!
Magic Johnson takes off and fires but misses everything! Hot head tonight!
Michael Jordan, this global icon, manages the clock beautifully in the first half!
MrBeast leans on their knees! Gassed, but the youtuber keeps going!
Magic Johnson, this oversized freak, hangs the head. Tough loss despite natural-born leadership effort.
MrBeast scratches the back of his neck nervously. Magic Johnson has the look of someone who has seen things. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
96-127 (D)
Michael Jordan, this franchise cornerstone, embraces the incredible energy! Game on!
Giorgi Shermadini with the off-balance devastating dunk! This dude putting the league on notice couldn't set the feet!
LeBron James, this tower, steps out of bounds with the ball! Mental lapse!
MrBeast bites on the pump fake! This big-name player sent flying at the buzzer!
LeBron James fades away and fires a pull-up jumper! This tower lighting it up!
End of the second quarter. LeBron James is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Little scoop: LeBron James collects Pokemon cards. That Charizard is worth more than his first contract. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Magic Johnson, this global icon, barks at the teammate! Ego the size of Texas taking over!
MrBeast misses! Even a youtuber can't fix that shot!
Giorgi Shermadini, this name that's buzzing, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Magic Johnson, this towering presence, looks exhausted under the basket! The legs are gone!
MrBeast shakes hands through the pain! A youtuber who respects the su cámara and the game!
LeBron James walks head down toward the tunnel. Giorgi Shermadini drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. Tonight I had a revelation: Giorgi Shermadini runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
89-112 (D)
Michael Jordan, this potential GOAT, draws first blood! An off-balance shot to start!
Giorgi Shermadini fires a fadeaway jumper from the right corner but can't connect! Sometimes predictable game showing!
MrBeast takes off into a dead end from downtown! Turnover! Heavy feet!
MrBeast can't contain the drive! Cautivarring the el algoritmo is more containable!
Michael Jordan fires away past the defense for a half-court heave! Size advantage from this this absolute unit!
Halftime. Giorgi Shermadini is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. I've been told Giorgi Shermadini always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
Giorgi Shermadini, this mountain of a man, throws the hands up! Exasperated on the low block!
MrBeast launches a sky hook and... Airball! Ego the size of Texas at its peak!
MrBeast, this titan, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! An off-the-charts basketball IQ!
This all-time great LeBron James can barely jump! The springs are gone at the buzzer!
MrBeast, this max-contract guy, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
LeBron James takes off his shoes and carries them like a ghost. Michael Jordan follows the same path. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
My Team ends the season #10 with a 6W-9L record. Season MVP: LeBron James.
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