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| # | Team | V | S | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | New York Over-Timers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Denver Horse-Track | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | My Team | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pre-stagione
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Klay Thompson on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 201 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget? Astronomical. The owner said "let's go" and signed the check without even looking at the number. We're deep into the luxury tax, every dollar over the threshold costs triple, and the accountant has nightmares every single night. But when you've got two superstars, a fifteen-man roster where the weakest link would start elsewhere, and a coaching staff paid in gold, you don't give a damn about the bill. It's championship or bust, and they've chosen their side.
Giornata 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (S)
Tip-off! Aleksandăr Vezenkov gets us started! Let's go!
Klay Thompson forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Aleksandăr Vezenkov throws it into the stands! What was that from this player on the come-up!
Mike James reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Mike James mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Aleksandăr Vezenkov grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Aleksandăr Vezenkov started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Stephen Curry misfires from the left corner! This jersey-selling name searching for answers!
This newcomer Mike James has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This newcomer Mike James with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Stephen Curry storms to the bench! This headliner is visibly upset!
Mike James reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Aleksandăr Vezenkov's gaze is cold, distant. Klay Thompson's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Giornata 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
124-100 (V)
Klay Thompson, this league veteran, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Stephen Curry goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This world-class player is relentless!
Aleksandăr Vezenkov with the help-side brilliant anticipation! This name that's buzzing always in position!
Mike James with the transition assist! This potential breakout star pushing the pace with pure God-given talent!
This dude out of nowhere Mike James switches defensive assignments on the fly! Next-level basketball IQ!
First half is done. Mike James is chugging Gatorade like it's water. The staff told me Mike James sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This jersey-selling name Stephen Curry is automatic along the baseline! A free throw drops again!
You can feel a hostile crowd through the screen! Aleksandăr Vezenkov in the spotlight!
Stephen Curry attacks the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
AJ Dybantsa dribbles like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
AJ Dybantsa, this player nobody saw coming, with the post-game interview smile! An off-the-charts basketball IQ all night!
Mike James blows a kiss to the camera. Stephen Curry blows twelve. Klay Thompson blocks the lens. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Giornata 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
88-104 (S)
This diamond in the rough AJ Dybantsa comes out aggressive! Opens with a fadeaway jumper from the left corner!
This raw talent AJ Dybantsa with a rare miss from downtown! Even the best stumble!
This established star Stephen Curry with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
This franchise guy Stephen Curry gives up the offensive rebound! Injury-prone body when boxing out!
Klay Thompson knocks down a fadeaway jumper driving to the hoop! Ice in the veins!
Break. Klay Thompson asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. They say Klay Thompson eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Mike James goes to work and kicks the stanchion! This newcomer losing composure!
This up-and-coming baller Aleksandăr Vezenkov misses the mark! A pull-up jumper goes begging from the left corner!
AJ Dybantsa reads the defense perfectly! A gym-rat work ethic and a sky-high basketball IQ!
AJ Dybantsa is gassed! This potential breakout star bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
Aleksandăr Vezenkov had the chances but couldn't convert. This league veteran left wanting.
Stephen Curry clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Klay Thompson fidgets with his wristband nervously. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Giornata 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
111-98 (V)
Klay Thompson steps back onto the floor! The crowd roars for this dude putting the league on notice!
This who-is-this-guy player AJ Dybantsa does it again! A bucket with effortless precision!
This solid pro Aleksandăr Vezenkov with the weak-side rebound in traffic! Incredible help!
Stephen Curry, this tweener, runs the offense with next-level basketball IQ! Beautiful passing!
Klay Thompson spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
End of the second quarter. Stephen Curry is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Little secret: Stephen Curry listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
AJ Dybantsa, this surprise package, drops a half-court heave facing the rim! Pure artistry!
AJ Dybantsa, this smooth operator, gets the standing ovation! A crowd fully behind them!
Stephen Curry puts ego aside! The team comes first for this All-Star caliber talent!
Mike James, this rising star, answers every challenge! That dawg mentality never fading!
AJ Dybantsa, this smooth operator, takes the final bow! A hug with the coach! Dominant display!
AJ Dybantsa cries tears of joy in Mike James's arms. Klay Thompson is also crying but nobody knows why. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Giornata 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
118-97 (V)
Mike James, this versatile guy, takes the court! The standing ovation is electric!
Mike James, this versatile guy, uses every inch to deliver a floater!
Klay Thompson, this giant, contests everything in the paint! Pure God-given talent on full display!
AJ Dybantsa with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! That dawg mentality on that one!
Klay Thompson, this player making noise, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Halftime! Klay Thompson looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Did you know Klay Thompson keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Aleksandăr Vezenkov, this player making noise, knifes through for a buzzer beater from mid-range! Wow!
Deafening noise! Stephen Curry dribbles and the building shakes!
This dude putting the league on notice Klay Thompson unites the locker room! Silky smooth technique captain's mentality!
Klay Thompson, this absolute unit, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this player on the come-up right now!
Aleksandăr Vezenkov, this legit talent, embraces the teammates! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! Sweet victory!
Aleksandăr Vezenkov pretends to faint from happiness. AJ Dybantsa pretends to call 911. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Giornata 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
114-102 (V)
Klay Thompson, this 7-footer, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
Aleksandăr Vezenkov pulls up the ball with purpose! A deep three! This next-level player means business!
Stephen Curry digs in defensively! Nerves of steel when the team needs stops!
This rising star Mike James creates for others! Unselfish play with a killer instinct!
Mike James, this combo guard, exploits the mismatch at the buzzer! Smart play!
Halftime! Aleksandăr Vezenkov walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Did you know Aleksandăr Vezenkov started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
AJ Dybantsa dribbles and fires a tear drop! This smooth operator lighting it up!
Aleksandăr Vezenkov, this mountain of a man, gestures for more noise! The crowd goes nuts!
AJ Dybantsa sacrifices the body taking the charge! This player nobody saw coming ultimate teammate!
Mike James, this all-around player, embodies the spirit of competition! What a show!
Aleksandăr Vezenkov pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This player making noise savors the win!
Mike James jumps so high from joy he nearly touches the scoreboard. Almost. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Giornata 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
115-90 (V)
This league veteran Klay Thompson in the starting lineup! Let's see what this league veteran brings!
AJ Dybantsa explodes the Spalding with flair and hits a layup! Sensational!
Mike James with the suffocating defense! This hungry young player is a wall out there!
AJ Dybantsa dribbles and dishes! Gorgeous feed at the buzzer! Natural-born leadership!
Aleksandăr Vezenkov, this beanpole, sets a brick-wall screen! Insane court vision on full display!
Halftime! Aleksandăr Vezenkov has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Quick anecdote about Aleksandăr Vezenkov: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
AJ Dybantsa strings together a tear drop under the basket. Natural-born leadership on full display!
You can cut the tension with a knife! A Playoff atmosphere as Aleksandăr Vezenkov steps up!
This dude putting the league on notice Aleksandăr Vezenkov claps for the rookie! Encouragement from this dude putting the league on notice!
This hidden prospect Mike James is the heartbeat of this team! A moment of truth leadership!
This jersey-selling name Stephen Curry wraps up a sensational performance! Victory is sweet!
AJ Dybantsa does a handstand. Mike James holds him by the feet. The crowd holds its breath. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Giornata 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
87-106 (S)
This big-name player Stephen Curry opens the scoring! A pull-up jumper! Early advantage!
An off-balance shot attempt by Klay Thompson falls short! Tendency to force bad shots in the legs!
Klay Thompson with a wild pass that sails out! This player on the come-up giving it away!
This established player Klay Thompson misjudges the passing lane! Easy assist through!
This who-is-this-guy player Mike James converts facing the rim! A bank shot right on cue!
The players disappear. Aleksandăr Vezenkov has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. Bus driver's confession: Aleksandăr Vezenkov raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
AJ Dybantsa, this hungry young player, barks at the teammate! Heavy feet taking over!
Aleksandăr Vezenkov launches but it's well off! Hot head under fatigue!
This potential breakout star AJ Dybantsa sets the back screen! Pure God-given talent off-ball contribution!
Klay Thompson is cramping up! This player making noise trying to shake it off! Shaky emotions under pressure!
This rising star AJ Dybantsa congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this rising star.
Stephen Curry takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Mike James doesn't drink. Throat too tight. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Mike James. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'
Giornata 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
94-101 (S)
Klay Thompson opens with a pull-up jumper! This legit talent making an early statement!
Klay Thompson, this dude putting the league on notice, sends the pill wide! The touch is off tonight!
AJ Dybantsa throws it away! Heavy feet under pressure from the left corner!
AJ Dybantsa gets caught flat-footed! This unknown gem beaten to the spot!
Aleksandăr Vezenkov dishes through traffic and scores! Incredible finish!
Halftime whistle. AJ Dybantsa has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Confession: AJ Dybantsa tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
Aleksandăr Vezenkov dunks the towel! This name that's buzzing showing heavy feet!
AJ Dybantsa penetrates and fires but misses everything! Hot head tonight!
Aleksandăr Vezenkov dunks into the right spacing! Freakish explosiveness and elite court awareness!
Klay Thompson, this well-respected player, is dragging! The allotted time minutes taking their toll!
AJ Dybantsa walks off in silence. This guy nobody was talking about gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Stephen Curry chews his nails on the bench. Klay Thompson stares at his shoes like they're the source of the problem. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
Giornata 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
99-93 (V)
This total unknown AJ Dybantsa means business! Fast start in transition!
Aleksandăr Vezenkov, this tree of a man, with a silky and-one driving to the hoop! Smooth operator!
Mike James plays the passing angle perfectly! Deflection by this dude out of nowhere!
Stephen Curry, this All-Star caliber talent, dishes to the hot hand! Smart basketball!
This player on the come-up Klay Thompson calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!
The locker room. AJ Dybantsa sprawls out full-length on the bench. Fun fact: AJ Dybantsa was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
Mike James buries a catch-and-shoot triple off the pick and roll! This surprise package is on fire tonight!
Mike James, this dark horse, waves the crowd up! A hostile crowd rising!
Stephen Curry celebrates the team's success! This jersey-selling name knows together is better!
Mike James has found another gear! This player nobody saw coming shifting into overdrive!
Mike James tosses the basketball in the air! An ice-cold stare at the opposing bench! This total unknown mission accomplished!
Aleksandăr Vezenkov and Mike James share a 30-second hug. AJ Dybantsa wants in. Gets pushed away. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
Giornata 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
92-118 (S)
Mike James takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Mike James fires a sky hook at the top of the key but can't connect! Shaky emotions under pressure showing!
This seasoned vet Aleksandăr Vezenkov dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
Mike James gives up the back door! Injury-prone body when overplaying!
Stephen Curry, this world-class player, threads the needle for a thunderous slam from the right corner!
Finally a breather. AJ Dybantsa has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Rumor has it AJ Dybantsa has been wearing the same lucky underwear for three seasons. The medical staff is concerned. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
Stephen Curry drops the head after another miss! Lack of consistency sapping the confidence!
Klay Thompson, this well-respected player, with the shot-clock heave! No good back to the basket!
This player on the come-up Klay Thompson uses the floater over this oversized freak coverage! Smart!
Klay Thompson, this next-level player, with the tired turnover! Legs and mind fatigued!
Aleksandăr Vezenkov, this mammoth, hangs the head. Tough loss despite next-level basketball IQ effort.
Stephen Curry takes off his shoes and carries them like a ghost. Mike James follows the same path. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Giornata 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
106-112 (S)
Mike James fades away with energy from the opening whistle! This hidden prospect locked in!
A pull-up jumper from Stephen Curry catches the back rim and pops out! So close!
This hidden prospect Mike James gets pickpocketed off the pick and roll! Sloppy handling!
This player nobody saw coming AJ Dybantsa caught ball-watching! Backdoor cut for an easy score!
Stephen Curry answers back with a bank shot! Pure God-given talent under pressure!
Halftime whistle. Klay Thompson spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Anecdote: Klay Thompson lost a bet and had to wear the center's shoes during warm-ups. Size 16. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
This diamond in the rough AJ Dybantsa fouls hard out of frustration! Hot head showing!
Aleksandăr Vezenkov dunks the ball into the front rim! That's frustrating for this name that's buzzing!
This franchise guy Stephen Curry recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
Klay Thompson grabs the shorts! This player making noise is running on fumes!
AJ Dybantsa, this dude out of nowhere, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Aleksandăr Vezenkov turns back to look at the court one last time. Mike James doesn't turn around. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. We're wrapping up the mics. Up next: 'Chopped: Tupperware Lunch at the Office Edition.'
Giornata 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
115-110 (V)
This diamond in the rough AJ Dybantsa gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Stephen Curry, this guy everybody knows, shuts down the play in the paint! Lockdown defender!
Stephen Curry misfires facing the rim! Even this certified bucket has off nights!
Stephen Curry with another bank shot! You can't stop this man!
Aleksandăr Vezenkov, this tower, uses the jab step to freeze the defender! Crafty!
Halftime. AJ Dybantsa wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Fun fact: AJ Dybantsa was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
This player nobody saw coming AJ Dybantsa with the heroic surgical steal! Preserves the lead!
Stephen Curry a drawn charge with authority! This tweener protecting the paint!
Listen to that roar! Aleksandăr Vezenkov lets fly and the place explodes!
Stephen Curry, this all-around player, battles through contact for a double-clutch layup! Will not be denied!
Klay Thompson, this giant, salutes the faithful! A salute to the fans! What a night!
Aleksandăr Vezenkov pretends to plant a flag at center court. Klay Thompson stands at attention. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Klay Thompson. See you soon. And now: '911: My Cat Climbed on Top of the Wardrobe.'
Giornata 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
95-117 (S)
And we're underway! Aleksandăr Vezenkov touches the orange first! This dude putting the league on notice looks eager!
This up-and-coming baller Klay Thompson rattles it out! So close yet so far under the basket!
AJ Dybantsa tries to be too fancy and loses the leather! Defense that's basically a suggestion in the decision-making!
AJ Dybantsa scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Lack of consistency!
Stephen Curry, this guy everybody knows, operates from way beyond the arc with a bucket! Clinic!
Halftime whistle. Aleksandăr Vezenkov spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Did you know? Aleksandăr Vezenkov launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
Aleksandăr Vezenkov glares at the scoreboard! This respected competitor not happy with the situation!
Mike James, this swiss-army-knife type, bobbles the basketball and the chance evaporates at the buzzer!
Aleksandăr Vezenkov, this solid pro, times the cut perfectly! Backdoor for a catch-and-shoot triple!
Klay Thompson is visibly tired! This player making noise needs a timeout badly!
This player making noise Aleksandăr Vezenkov stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this player making noise wanted.
Mike James watches the crowd file out in silence. Stephen Curry prefers not to look. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Giornata 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
87-120 (S)
Stephen Curry, this swiss-army-knife type, announced to huge cheers! A crowd fully behind them!
AJ Dybantsa dunks the ball right into the defender's hands! Heavy feet!
Aleksandăr Vezenkov takes off into a trap! Lack of consistency when reading the defense!
Mike James overcommits and gets beat! Ego the size of Texas when reading the play!
Stephen Curry, this top-tier talent, refuses to high-five! Injury-prone body hurting the chemistry!
Players head to the locker room. Stephen Curry has tape on three fingers. Confession: Stephen Curry tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Mike James forces a bad bank shot! This rising star needs to trust teammates!
Mike James, this versatile guy, laboring up and down! Ego the size of Texas draining the energy!
This legit talent Aleksandăr Vezenkov commits the offensive foul! Turnover at half court!
Mike James, this total unknown, yells at the coaching staff! Tendency to force bad shots causing friction!
This guy nobody was talking about AJ Dybantsa tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
AJ Dybantsa refuses the coach's embrace. Mike James accepts it but his body is stiff. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
My Team ends the season #10 with a 7W-8L record. Season MVP: Klay Thompson.
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