My dream starting five — basketball_team 🇻🇳
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| # | Team | T | B | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 2 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | My Team | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Denver Horse-Track | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | New York Over-Timers | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Trước mùa giải
Kill the cameras, turn off your phones, and shut your mouths because what we're about to witness tonight only happens once in a generation. We're in the belly of an arena where the floor trembles under the bass, where the Jumbotron spits fire, where 20,000 lunatics are screaming their heads off before the tip-off even happens. The franchise walking onto this court isn't a basketball club, it's a war machine forged in the pain of defeat and the madness of impossible comebacks. Every player here has gladiator blood in his veins and an ego size of Texas. The team with no name, baby! The real reason this building is at capacity? It's him. LeBron James. The man. The beast. Standing at 206 cm, and not an ounce of fat, all lean muscle and raw talent. This dude was put on Earth to play basketball, there's no other explanation. Watch him move on the court and it's like watching a predator in the savanna: every movement is calculated, every step is perfect, and when he decides to strike, it's already too late for the defender. Nature built a monster, and we're lucky enough to watch him play tonight. What kills you about this guy is that he makes basketball look easy. You watch him and you think "well yeah, it's simple." And then you realize the defender in front of him is 6'9", runs a 4.4 forty, and he just dropped a step-back in his face like he was dribbling against a traffic cone at practice. It's not ease, it's absolute mastery disguised as nonchalance. And damn, is it beautiful to watch. And because this season couldn't possibly be normal, the coach went out and signed Monkey D. Luffy. The man. Is. A ship captain. I'm going to let that marinate for two seconds. A ship captain. On a professional basketball court. With guys who jump 3 feet off the ground. This dude jumps 6 inches, on a good day, with a running start and the wind at his back. But he's got their ship's wheel and apparently, the technical motion of a ship captain and a pull-up jumper are "basically the same thing, give or take 90 degrees." That's what the coach said. The team doctor immediately requested a cognitive evaluation for the coach. Budget: unlimited. Well technically there's a limit, but the owner decided to ignore it. We're in repeater tax territory, where every extra dollar of payroll costs FIVE dollars in penalties. The front office sweats with every new contract, the accountant has quit three times this year, but the owner keeps signing checks. The result? An absolute dream roster, the kind of team you build in NBA 2K when you turn on cheat mode. The downside? Zero flexibility. No first-round Draft picks, no free agent signings, no wiggle room whatsoever. It's all or nothing. And tonight, it's gonna be all.
Vòng đấu 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
105-111 (B)
Larry Bird fades away onto the floor! The crowd roars for this All-Star caliber talent!
Larry Bird drives but the shot rims out! Hot head rears its ugly head!
This top-tier talent Larry Bird commits the offensive foul! Turnover at the top of the key!
Larry Bird gets posted up and scored on! This franchise guy overpowered!
Michael Jordan, this all-time great, operates from way beyond the arc with a scoop layup! Clinic!
Intermission. Michael Jordan dumps an entire water bottle over his head. I've been told Michael Jordan always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
Goku throws their hands up! Like a nông dân when the seed dibber breaks!
Brick! LeBron James misfires under the basket! Hot head at the worst time!
Monkey D. Luffy pushes the pace in transition! Silky smooth technique showing in every play!
Monkey D. Luffy mops their face! Sweating more than when commanding the ocean vessel!
Michael Jordan, this long boy, trudges off the temple of basketball. Lessons to take from this one.
Goku mutters 'damn' under his breath. LeBron James says 'yeah' in the same tone. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Vòng đấu 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
121-91 (T)
Monkey D. Luffy dunks with energy from the opening whistle! This league veteran locked in!
Monkey D. Luffy applies the same technique to the leather as to the ocean vessel. A devastating dunk from mid-range!
Larry Bird strips the ball cleanly! Veteran move right there!
Goku feeds the post! Nourishing the play with pure nông dân instinct!
Monkey D. Luffy uses a quick ball-movement offense brilliantly! Strategy from commanding the ocean vessel!
Halftime. Larry Bird is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Fun fact: Larry Bird is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
Monkey D. Luffy handles the Wilson like their ship's wheel. A layup from the left corner! The precision of a ship captain!
A standing ovation fills the arena! This bonafide star Larry Bird feeds off the energy!
Goku puts ego aside! The team comes first for this top-tier talent!
LeBron James, this 7-footer, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this household name right now!
Larry Bird crosses over the trophy! This world-class player adds to the collection! A slide across the hardwood!
Michael Jordan does the floss while LeBron James spins like a top. Goku just stands there, arms crossed. Cool. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.
Vòng đấu 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
110-88 (T)
LeBron James, this titan, is introduced and the arena explodes! This basketball god is in the building!
LeBron James goes coast to coast for a catch-and-shoot triple! This once-in-a-lifetime player is relentless!
Goku with a sky-high block! The reflexes of a nông dân catching the stubborn soil!
LeBron James quarter-backs the possession! Assist for a fadeaway jumper! What a pass!
Michael Jordan, this first-ballot legend, orchestrates the delay game! A killer instinct in action!
Halftime whistle! LeBron James grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Confession: LeBron James calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
Goku with the step-back sky hook! Creating space like a nông dân with the seed dibber!
A Playoff atmosphere reaches fever pitch as Monkey D. Luffy takes the den!
Goku sacrifices the body taking the charge! This All-Star caliber talent ultimate teammate!
The legend grows! Goku, the nông dân with the seed dibber, rewrites history at the venue!
LeBron James lets fly to the crowd! A salute to the fans! This first-ballot legend gave everything!
LeBron James and Michael Jordan chest bump so hard they each fly back three meters. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Vòng đấu 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
120-101 (T)
Goku, this combo guard, announced to huge cheers! A hostile crowd!
Larry Bird, this 7-footer, muscles in for a floater! Pure power!
Monkey D. Luffy rotates beautifully! Spinning with precision worthy of their ship's wheel!
Monkey D. Luffy dishes a beautiful pass! Special delivery from this ship captain!
Michael Jordan goes to work with purpose every possession! This potential GOAT chess master!
Halftime! Goku has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Anecdote: Goku fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
Goku with an incredible layup at half court! Standing ovation!
Michael Jordan, this 7-footer, gestures for more noise! The crowd goes nuts!
This reliable star Larry Bird runs the rock patiently! Searching for the perfect shot!
This certified GOAT candidate LeBron James has that look in the eyes! Watch out! Eyes in the back of the head!
That's the game! Monkey D. Luffy finishes with a monster performance! This player on the come-up victorious!
LeBron James and Michael Jordan form a tunnel for Larry Bird to crawl through. Too tall. Gets stuck. Fun fact: my sound engineer fell asleep during the second quarter. I woke him with an elbow. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.
Vòng đấu 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
130-85 (T)
Game time! LeBron James and this potential GOAT ready to put on a show at the den!
Goku carves through and scores! That's what a nông dân does best!
Goku, this versatile guy, runs the offense with a gym-rat work ethic! Beautiful passing!
A pull-up jumper! LeBron James cannot be stopped tonight! This franchise cornerstone is locked in!
Monkey D. Luffy, this solid pro, walls up driving to the hoop! Impenetrable defense!
Halftime whistle! LeBron James grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Intel: LeBron James asked Phoenix No-Defense for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Goku crosses over and converts! A hook shot from downtown! Money!
Goku, this reliable star, waves to the crowd early! The outcome settled!
Monkey D. Luffy shoots a full-court shot and almost makes it! This player making noise so close!
Larry Bird, this mountain of a man, chest bumps the teammate! A chest bump! Pure joy!
This hall-of-fame lock LeBron James seals the deal! Victory with night-in night-out consistency!
Larry Bird rips off his jersey and launches it into the crowd. Monkey D. Luffy does the same. The coach rolls his eyes. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
Vòng đấu 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
105-89 (T)
Goku stretches center court! Loosening up, the nông dân is getting ready!
This generational talent LeBron James converts off the pick and roll! A two-handed slam right on cue!
Michael Jordan, this beanpole, blankets the shooter facing the rim! No daylight!
LeBron James with the no-look pass! This first-ballot legend has eyes in the back of the head!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Michael Jordan adjusts at halftime and comes out sharp! Adaptation!
First half is done. Larry Bird is chugging Gatorade like it's water. I've been told Larry Bird always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
LeBron James, this long boy, uses strength and skill for a half-court heave! Complete player!
Larry Bird soaks in a cathedral silence! This jersey-selling name living for these moments!
Michael Jordan penetrates the damn ball with patience! This household name trusting the system!
LeBron James leaves it all on the floor! This household name with night-in night-out consistency effort!
LeBron James can breathe! The win is secured, it's over!
LeBron James hugs the mascot. Michael Jordan hugs the referee. Awkward. I got a text from LeBron James after the game. Just kidding. Nobody texts me. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Vòng đấu 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
121-98 (T)
The game begins and Michael Jordan is ready! You can see a gym-rat work ethic written all over his face!
Michael Jordan launches the basketball beautifully for a half-court heave! What touch!
This established star Larry Bird with the volleyball spike a perfect contest! Emphatic!
LeBron James, this hall-of-fame lock, manipulates the defense and drops the dime! Ridiculous creativity!
LeBron James slows the pace when the team needs it! This guy with rings on every finger tempo control!
Break! Monkey D. Luffy heads straight to the bathroom moment he hits the locker room. Confession: Monkey D. Luffy tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Monkey D. Luffy muscles through for a hook shot! The strength of a ship captain moving the ocean vessel!
Michael Jordan, this big fella, basks in an electric crowd! This is home!
This living legend Michael Jordan defers to the hot hand! Smart basketball!
This hooper's hooper Monkey D. Luffy is living their best moment right now from downtown!
This bonafide star Larry Bird led from start to finish! Comprehensive win!
Monkey D. Luffy runs the full court high-fiving everyone. Goku follows doing the wave alone. I learned backstage that Goku also does ship captain on weekends. That explains those reflexes. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'Nailed It: Cakes Ruined by My Mother-in-Law.'
Vòng đấu 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
130-90 (T)
This hall-of-fame lock Michael Jordan in the starting lineup! Let's see what this hall-of-fame lock brings!
Larry Bird, this long boy, posts up and delivers a thunderous slam! Textbook!
Goku blows past and finds the trailer for a catch-and-shoot triple! Great awareness!
Larry Bird converts off the pick and roll! A bucket with trademark a gym-rat work ethic!
This potential GOAT LeBron James reads the play and intercepts! Brilliant anticipation!
Break! Larry Bird grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Little secret: Larry Bird listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
Michael Jordan, this certified GOAT candidate, threads the needle for a pull-up jumper from way beyond the arc!
LeBron James, this colossus, has the opposition calling for mercy facing the rim!
Goku shoots and the pill goes into the stands! Free souvenir!
Michael Jordan blows past and celebrates! A team high-five at half court! The crowd erupts!
Goku, this established star, high-fives the bench! A slide across the hardwood! Team effort!
LeBron James and Goku carry Monkey D. Luffy like a trophy across the entire court. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'
Vòng đấu 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
108-113 (B)
Monkey D. Luffy takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
A reverse layup from LeBron James in the paint! That's a certified bucket-getter!
Larry Bird scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Heavy feet!
Larry Bird dunks the orange into the front rim! That's frustrating for this established star!
LeBron James converts the and-one! An alley-oop! This certified GOAT candidate won't go quietly!
Rest. Monkey D. Luffy buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Fun fact: Monkey D. Luffy tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This generational talent LeBron James picks up the foul with seconds left on the clock! Terrible timing!
This first-ballot legend LeBron James gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Monkey D. Luffy is the protagonist tonight! This respected competitor authoring a masterpiece!
LeBron James, this first-ballot legend, commits the late turnover! Tendency to rush with the ball!
This living legend LeBron James tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
LeBron James looks like someone who hasn't slept in three days. Larry Bird looks like someone who won't sleep tonight. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Vòng đấu 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
119-89 (T)
This absolute legend Michael Jordan opens the scoring! A hook shot! Early advantage!
LeBron James with the tough reverse layup through contact! This potential GOAT won't be denied!
Goku denies the entry pass! No the stubborn soil gets past this nông dân!
Michael Jordan posts up and dishes! Gorgeous feed under the basket! An unmatched feel for the game!
Michael Jordan reads the defense perfectly! Insane court vision and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Break. LeBron James's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Did you know? LeBron James once signed an autograph for a referee. During the game. Mid free-throw. Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.
Monkey D. Luffy pulls up and drills a free throw! Can't teach that!
Monkey D. Luffy signs a kid's the ocean vessel! The ship captain meets the next generation!
LeBron James takes the blame for the mistake! This first-ballot legend protecting teammates!
LeBron James posts up with purpose! Iron discipline driving this team forward!
Goku walks off the den victorious! A nông dân who conquered it all tonight!
LeBron James charges toward the crowd. Michael Jordan catches him just before he dives into the stands. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. We're done! And now: 'The Voice: Office Karaoke After Two Beers Edition.'
Vòng đấu 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
112-90 (T)
This solid pro Monkey D. Luffy means business! Fast start from downtown!
Goku finishes through contact! Built tough from handling the seed dibber!
Monkey D. Luffy times it perfectly and rejects the shot! A rebound in traffic in the paint!
Larry Bird crosses over and creates! Another assist facing the rim! Quarterback!
Michael Jordan uses the hesitation dribble! Natural-born leadership creating separation!
Break time. LeBron James bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Fun fact: LeBron James tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
This basketball god Michael Jordan punishes the defense with an alley-oop at the buzzer!
Larry Bird posts up and the crowd chants the name! Listen to that noise!
Michael Jordan finds the open teammate! This franchise cornerstone making everyone better!
Monkey D. Luffy, this swiss-army-knife type, carries the weight of the team on those shoulders!
Larry Bird, this tower, salutes the faithful! A chest bump! What a night!
Larry Bird and Goku play rock-paper-scissors to decide who carries the ball. Larry Bird loses. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Vòng đấu 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
105-98 (T)
Goku, this swiss-army-knife type, sets the tone immediately! Eyes in the back of the head from the jump!
LeBron James, this mountain of a man, carves up the defense for a floater! Beautiful!
Monkey D. Luffy denies the pass! Their ship's wheel interception skills on full display!
Goku with the lob pass from the left corner! This headliner to the teammate! Boom!
Goku identifies the soft spot in the zone! This elite player surgical precision!
Off to the locker room. Michael Jordan has already drained two water bottles. Anecdote: Michael Jordan tried to impress the Cleveland Twin-Towers players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
Larry Bird, this elite player, with the exclamation-point devastating dunk! Game changer!
This bonafide star Larry Bird turns the hostile crowd into stunned silence!
Monkey D. Luffy sets the perfect screen! Built like a ship captain who doesn't skip leg day!
The evolution of Goku: cultivating the stubborn soil taught patience. The court taught glory!
This guy with a proven track record Monkey D. Luffy is all smiles! The stats back up the brilliance!
LeBron James moonwalks across the hardwood. Larry Bird attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Vòng đấu 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
92-100 (B)
Tip-off! Larry Bird gets us started! Let's go!
Michael Jordan, this hall-of-fame lock, with a contested step-back three that misses from the right corner!
This legit talent Monkey D. Luffy forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
Michael Jordan gets burned on the drive! Tendency to force bad shots in lateral movement!
A buzzer-beater from Monkey D. Luffy driving to the hoop! That's a statement right there!
Both teams head in. Goku has a red mark on his cheek from an elbow. Juicy intel: Goku turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
This living legend Michael Jordan hangs the head after the miss! Deflated at the buzzer!
LeBron James blows past the ball but it won't fall! Cold streak continues!
Michael Jordan pulls up into the right spacing! Ridiculous creativity and elite court awareness!
Monkey D. Luffy calls for the sub! Even a ship captain's stamina with their ship's wheel has limits!
Goku consoles teammates! The heart of a nông dân in that moment!
Monkey D. Luffy's brow is furrowed, lips pressed thin. Goku breathes through his nose, hard, steady, trying to calm down. I tried to take a selfie with the court in the background. My thumb is over the lens. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Vòng đấu 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
90-110 (B)
Michael Jordan, this generational talent, embraces the cathedral silence! Game on!
Monkey D. Luffy with the ugly miss! The ship captain touch is absent tonight!
This top-tier talent Goku loses concentration and the pill with it!
Monkey D. Luffy, this solid build, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over ego the size of Texas!
This potential GOAT Michael Jordan is automatic from mid-range! A hook shot drops again!
Cut! Halftime. Goku's jersey is completely drenched in sweat. Did you know? Goku has a personal mini-fridge in the locker room. Nobody knows what's inside. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
Michael Jordan glares at the scoreboard! This undisputed superstar not happy with the situation!
LeBron James with a rough catch-and-shoot triple under the basket! Limited stamina at the worst time!
Larry Bird, this towering presence, uses the jab step to freeze the defender! Crafty!
Michael Jordan is gassed! This household name bent over at half court! Ego the size of Texas catching up!
Goku shakes hands through the pain! A nông dân who respects the seed dibber and the game!
Goku mutters while walking out. Monkey D. Luffy watches from the corner of his eye, worried. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.
Vòng đấu 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
96-98 (B)
Larry Bird, this top-tier talent, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
This all-time great LeBron James with a picture-perfect bucket! The crowd goes wild!
This hooper's hooper Monkey D. Luffy can't recover! Scored on under the basket! Occasional mental lapses!
LeBron James forces up a tear drop over the defense! Limited stamina! Bad decision!
This franchise cornerstone Michael Jordan draws the charge! Momentum swinging from the right corner!
Halftime. Larry Bird wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Exclusive: Larry Bird was caught reading a philosophy book on the bench. It was Nietzsche. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
Goku can't hit the open look in crunch time! The seed dibber vision failing!
Larry Bird drops the head after another miss! Lack of consistency sapping the confidence!
Goku's transformation from nông dân to athlete is this heated rivalry's best story!
Michael Jordan misfires on the potential dagger! This all-time great lets them off the hook!
Larry Bird walks off in silence. This franchise guy gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Michael Jordan bites the inside of his cheek. LeBron James pinches the bridge of his nose. I drank so much coffee tonight I'm going to commentate in my sleep. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
My Team ends the season #6 with a 10W-5L record. Season MVP: LeBron James.
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