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Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | Houston Blast-Off | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 7 | New York Over-Timers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 8 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 9 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 12 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | My Team | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pretemporada
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Mario Hezonja on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 202 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget is starting to look serious. We're no longer in the cheap seats, they've finally got a payroll that lets them look other franchises in the eye. The roster is balanced, there's talent at every position, and the bench isn't a cosmic void anymore. But they're dancing right on the luxury tax line, so every signing is an apothecary's calculation. A blockbuster trade? Possible, but something's gotta give. It's chess, and the GM is a pretty damn good player.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (D)
Tip-off! Mario Hezonja gets us started! Let's go!
Facundo Campazzo forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Mario Hezonja throws it into the stands! What was that from this player on the come-up!
Devin Robinson reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Devin Robinson mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Mario Hezonja grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Mario Hezonja started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Ricky Rubio misfires from the left corner! This name that's buzzing searching for answers!
This newcomer Devin Robinson has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This newcomer Devin Robinson with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Ricky Rubio storms to the bench! This player on the come-up is visibly upset!
Devin Robinson reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Mario Hezonja's gaze is cold, distant. Facundo Campazzo's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
117-107 (V)
Facundo Campazzo, this league veteran, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Ricky Rubio goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This solid pro is relentless!
Mario Hezonja with the help-side brilliant anticipation! This name that's buzzing always in position!
Devin Robinson with the transition assist! This potential breakout star pushing the pace with pure God-given talent!
This dude out of nowhere Devin Robinson switches defensive assignments on the fly! Next-level basketball IQ!
First half is done. Devin Robinson is chugging Gatorade like it's water. The staff told me Devin Robinson sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This name that's buzzing Ricky Rubio is automatic along the baseline! A free throw drops again!
You can feel a hostile crowd through the screen! Mario Hezonja in the spotlight!
Ricky Rubio attacks the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
Jilson Bango dribbles like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
Jilson Bango, this player nobody saw coming, with the post-game interview smile! An off-the-charts basketball IQ all night!
Devin Robinson blows a kiss to the camera. Ricky Rubio blows twelve. Facundo Campazzo blocks the lens. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
82-110 (D)
This diamond in the rough Jilson Bango comes out aggressive! Opens with a fadeaway jumper from the left corner!
This raw talent Jilson Bango with a rare miss from downtown! Even the best stumble!
This player making noise Ricky Rubio with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
This league veteran Ricky Rubio gives up the offensive rebound! Injury-prone body when boxing out!
Facundo Campazzo knocks down a fadeaway jumper driving to the hoop! Ice in the veins!
Break. Facundo Campazzo asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. They say Facundo Campazzo eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Devin Robinson goes to work and kicks the stanchion! This newcomer losing composure!
This up-and-coming baller Mario Hezonja misses the mark! A pull-up jumper goes begging from the left corner!
Jilson Bango reads the defense perfectly! A gym-rat work ethic and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Jilson Bango is gassed! This potential breakout star bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
Mario Hezonja had the chances but couldn't convert. This league veteran left wanting.
Ricky Rubio clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Facundo Campazzo fidgets with his wristband nervously. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
104-105 (D)
Facundo Campazzo steps back onto the floor! The crowd roars for this dude putting the league on notice!
This who-is-this-guy player Jilson Bango does it again! A bucket with effortless precision!
Mario Hezonja overcommits and gets beat! Occasional mental lapses when reading the play!
Mario Hezonja penetrates but overcooks it! Defense that's basically a suggestion showing up again!
This total unknown Jilson Bango with the three-point play! Comeback special from mid-range!
Halftime. The doctor examines Ricky Rubio's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Staff confession: Ricky Rubio is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. The players come back running. Did someone set the locker room on fire?
This solid pro Facundo Campazzo can't deliver when it matters! Sometimes predictable game under pressure!
Devin Robinson slams the pill in frustration! Tendency to rush on full display!
Ricky Rubio leaves it all on the floor! This player on the come-up with a killer instinct effort!
Jilson Bango, this giant, gets blocked in the clutch! A left-handed block denies this hidden prospect!
Ricky Rubio, this do-it-all player, hangs the head. Tough loss despite nerves of steel effort.
Devin Robinson turns back to look at the court one last time. Ricky Rubio doesn't turn around. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
98-119 (D)
And we're underway! Jilson Bango touches the Wilson first! This surprise package looks eager!
This name that's buzzing Mario Hezonja muscles up a sky hook but can't get it to fall!
Jilson Bango, this 7-footer, fumbles the entry pass from mid-range!
This next-level player Facundo Campazzo caught ball-watching! Backdoor cut for an easy score!
Mario Hezonja blows past the leather with natural-born leadership. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Facundo Campazzo asks for an ice pack. Confession: Facundo Campazzo tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
Facundo Campazzo gets a technical for complaining! Lack of consistency on full display!
This diamond in the rough Devin Robinson puts up a reverse layup but it won't fall! Off night!
This player on the come-up Ricky Rubio adjusts at halftime and comes out sharp! Adaptation!
Ricky Rubio is running on pure willpower! This well-respected player refusing to quit!
Mario Hezonja walks off in silence. This legit talent gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Jilson Bango takes off his shoes and carries them like a ghost. Mario Hezonja follows the same path. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
99-114 (D)
Jilson Bango rises up into position! This dark horse not wasting any time!
Facundo Campazzo can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this next-level player!
Facundo Campazzo with the lazy pass! Occasional mental lapses leading to easy points!
Devin Robinson, this low-to-the-ground speedster, lets the shooter get free in transition! Costly lapse!
This guy with a proven track record Mario Hezonja with a picture-perfect layup! The crowd goes wild!
Halftime. Mario Hezonja glances at his phone for two seconds and puts it back. Little scoop: Mario Hezonja collects Pokemon cards. That Charizard is worth more than his first contract. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
Devin Robinson, this scrappy guard, pounds the scorer's table! Defense that's basically a suggestion on full display!
Facundo Campazzo gets a clean look but limited stamina costs the bucket!
This rising star Jilson Bango adjusts the angle mid-drive! Natural-born leadership body control!
Mario Hezonja is visibly tired! This respected competitor needs a timeout badly!
This hooper's hooper Ricky Rubio shakes hands and moves on. In the end, defense that's basically a suggestion proved costly.
Jilson Bango presses his forehead against the tunnel glass. Devin Robinson walks right past without noticing. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
112-101 (V)
Facundo Campazzo opens with a double-clutch layup! This hooper's hooper making an early statement!
Jilson Bango, this surprise package, drops a bucket from the right corner! Pure artistry!
This well-respected player Mario Hezonja forces the air ball with pressure! Suffocating!
Mario Hezonja threads the needle! Beautiful assist at half court! Unreal court vision!
Mario Hezonja dribbles the ball out of the trap! Scary good handles under pressure!
Halftime! Jilson Bango looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Fun fact: Jilson Bango is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
This seasoned vet Ricky Rubio goes to work off the pick and roll! A step-back three drops beautifully!
Facundo Campazzo crosses over in front of the home faithful! A Finals-like atmosphere! Beautiful!
This unknown gem Devin Robinson tips it to the teammate! Night-in night-out consistency on full display!
This newcomer Jilson Bango plays every possession like the last! Freakish explosiveness burning bright!
Jilson Bango can breathe! The win is secured, it's over!
Ricky Rubio and Facundo Campazzo play rock-paper-scissors to decide who carries the ball. Ricky Rubio loses. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
104-116 (D)
The game begins and Mario Hezonja is ready! You can see natural-born leadership written all over his face!
Mario Hezonja, this long boy, gets stuffed trying a hook shot! Denied!
Devin Robinson with a wild pass that sails out! This raw talent giving it away!
Devin Robinson gets burned on the drive! Injury-prone body in lateral movement!
Mario Hezonja takes off the rock with flair and hits a euro-step! Sensational!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, Jilson Bango picks up the pace. They say Jilson Bango eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Jilson Bango, this tree of a man, throws the hands up! Exasperated along the baseline!
Facundo Campazzo forces a bad finger roll! This solid pro needs to trust teammates!
Ricky Rubio crosses over with purpose every possession! This name that's buzzing chess master!
This seasoned vet Mario Hezonja signals to the bench! Needs a blow! Occasional mental lapses!
Jilson Bango sits alone on the bench. This hungry young player processing the defeat.
Facundo Campazzo watches the crowd file out in silence. Jilson Bango prefers not to look. Fun fact: my sound engineer fell asleep during the second quarter. I woke him with an elbow. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
104-117 (D)
This guy with a proven track record Ricky Rubio comes out firing! A buzzer beater in the first minute!
Mario Hezonja with the contested step-back three from the right corner! No good! Bad selection!
Devin Robinson dribbles the Spalding right to the defense! Costly mistake by this diamond in the rough!
Jilson Bango gives up the back door! Heavy feet when overplaying!
Devin Robinson, this scrappy guard, uses every inch to deliver a catch-and-shoot triple!
Back to the locker room. Mario Hezonja's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. They say Mario Hezonja eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.
This player making noise Ricky Rubio can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
Ricky Rubio, this smooth operator, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Occasional mental lapses!
Devin Robinson, this pocket rocket, seals the defender for position! Fundamentals!
This solid pro Mario Hezonja is a warrior but the body says no! The 48 regulation minutes of war!
Jilson Bango goes to work to the tunnel in disappointment. This dark horse will learn from this.
Ricky Rubio sits down on the hardwood, head on his knees. Mario Hezonja puts a hand on his shoulder without saying a word. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
89-134 (D)
Game time! Facundo Campazzo and this established player ready to put on a show at the court!
Mario Hezonja misses the open look! This seasoned vet can't believe it! Occasional mental lapses!
This hooper's hooper Ricky Rubio loses concentration and the damn ball with it!
Devin Robinson, this undersized dog, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over shaky emotions under pressure!
Devin Robinson drops the head after another miss! Defense that's basically a suggestion sapping the confidence!
Halftime. The doctor examines Jilson Bango's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Rumor has it Jilson Bango has been wearing the same lucky underwear for three seasons. The medical staff is concerned. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Ricky Rubio can't buy a bucket! Another miss on the low block! Frustrating!
This solid pro Facundo Campazzo calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Lack of consistency taking its toll!
This diamond in the rough Jilson Bango commits the offensive foul! Turnover back to the basket!
Jilson Bango, this surprise package, barks at the teammate! Shaky emotions under pressure taking over!
This hidden prospect Devin Robinson leaves the temple of basketball with head held high. Fought to the end.
Devin Robinson stares at the floor while Mario Hezonja mutters something inaudible under his breath. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
99-114 (D)
Mario Hezonja fires up the crowd to open the game! This hooper's hooper starting strong!
Devin Robinson, this elusive guard, gets the separation but can't finish! Defense that's basically a suggestion!
Devin Robinson, this scrappy guard, gets the ball poked away! Hot head when protecting the pill!
Devin Robinson, this short king, can't keep up with the speed! Tendency to force bad shots exposed!
Facundo Campazzo with the highlight-reel off-balance shot! This name that's buzzing owning the moment!
The players disappear. Devin Robinson has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. Confession: Devin Robinson tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
Ricky Rubio, this next-level player, refuses to high-five! Sometimes predictable game hurting the chemistry!
This league veteran Ricky Rubio rattles it out! So close yet so far from the left corner!
Ricky Rubio, this tweener, exploits the mismatch facing the rim! Smart play!
Devin Robinson spins but can't sustain the effort! Shaky emotions under pressure emptying the tank!
Facundo Campazzo, this legit talent, takes the loss hard. Lack of consistency at the wrong moments.
Ricky Rubio snaps at the bench on his way out. Facundo Campazzo says nothing, but his look says everything. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
89-109 (D)
Facundo Campazzo, this compact dynamo, announced to huge cheers! Palpable tension!
This seasoned vet Facundo Campazzo misfires again! Heavy feet could cost the team!
Mario Hezonja charges right into the defender! Turnover! Hot head when controlling pace!
Mario Hezonja gambles for the steal and pays the price! Heavy feet!
A buzzer-beater from Facundo Campazzo! This established player just keeps delivering!
The players head in. Mario Hezonja slips on the wet tunnel floor. Confession: Mario Hezonja believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
Devin Robinson, this pocket rocket, waves off the play call! Heavy feet hurting the team!
Devin Robinson clanks another one off the rim! This potential breakout star needs to find rhythm!
This who-is-this-guy player Jilson Bango uses the floater over this titan coverage! Smart!
Jilson Bango, this unknown gem, with the tired turnover! Legs and mind fatigued!
Mario Hezonja, this titan, trudges off the palace of hoops. Lessons to take from this one.
Devin Robinson's complexion is grey. Mario Hezonja's is red. Defeat comes in different colors. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
88-132 (D)
This respected competitor Mario Hezonja means business! Fast start from way beyond the arc!
Facundo Campazzo dunks but the shot rims out! Occasional mental lapses rears its ugly head!
This diamond in the rough Jilson Bango dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
Jilson Bango loses the screen battle! Hot head around the picks!
This respected competitor Ricky Rubio hangs the head after the miss! Deflated from the right corner!
Halftime! Jilson Bango has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Fun fact: Jilson Bango was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. Second half! The crowd is on its feet, and so are the players.
A floater from Facundo Campazzo hits the iron! Injury-prone body under the spotlight!
Jilson Bango drives a step slower than usual! Hot head in the tank!
Devin Robinson, this compact dynamo, gets stripped from downtown! Ego the size of Texas exposed!
This up-and-coming baller Facundo Campazzo stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
This solid pro Mario Hezonja congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this solid pro.
Ricky Rubio turns back to look at the court one last time. Facundo Campazzo doesn't turn around. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
90-134 (D)
This player making noise Ricky Rubio in the starting lineup! Let's see what this player making noise brings!
Facundo Campazzo fires a euro-step off the pick and roll but can't connect! Ego the size of Texas showing!
Facundo Campazzo fires away carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
Mario Hezonja gets crossed over! This next-level player left frozen from the left corner!
This surprise package Devin Robinson gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Coach calls everyone back. Jilson Bango drags his feet toward the tunnel. Intel: Jilson Bango asked San Antonio Skyscrapers for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
Jilson Bango, this player nobody saw coming, comes up empty! A hook shot off target on the low block!
This surprise package Devin Robinson can't close out! The legs are shot under the basket!
Jilson Bango, this big fella, gets called for the carry! Tendency to rush in ball-handling!
Ricky Rubio dunks away from the huddle! This player on the come-up in a dark place mentally!
This who-is-this-guy player Devin Robinson stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this who-is-this-guy player wanted.
Ricky Rubio hurls his mouthguard into the trash. Facundo Campazzo keeps his in, chewing on the frustration. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
96-128 (D)
Facundo Campazzo, this undersized spark plug, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
This hooper's hooper Facundo Campazzo short-arms a tear drop on the low block! Not enough lift!
Facundo Campazzo with the backcourt violation! This next-level player under too much pressure!
This who-is-this-guy player Jilson Bango can't recover! Scored on driving to the hoop! Hot head!
Facundo Campazzo with the decisive euro-step! Ridiculous creativity when it matters most!
Halftime whistle! Ricky Rubio slides down against the hallway wall. Confession: Ricky Rubio calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.
Facundo Campazzo, this hooper's hooper, yells at the coaching staff! Shaky emotions under pressure causing friction!
A free throw attempt by Ricky Rubio falls short! Limited stamina in the legs!
Facundo Campazzo, this elusive guard, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! That dawg mentality!
Facundo Campazzo explodes sluggishly! Sometimes predictable game catching up with this league veteran!
Mario Hezonja pulls up past the media. This hooper's hooper not in the mood to talk.
Ricky Rubio pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. Devin Robinson takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
My Team finishes #16 (2W-13L). Better luck next season! MVP: Mario Hezonja.
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