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| # | Team | T | B | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 3 | Denver Horse-Track | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 9 | Phoenix No-Defense | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | My Team | 0 | 15 | 0 |
Trước mùa giải
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to what is probably going to be the most electric night of this season. The arena is packed to the rafters, there are people standing in the corridors, security gave up trying to control anything, and the DJ is blasting so loud the scoreboard is vibrating. We are here to talk about a legendary franchise. A team that has seen sacred monsters pass through, that has lived through dream seasons and nightmare years, that has rebuilt ten times over and always comes back with the same devouring hunger. The team with no name, baby! Listen, I've watched hundreds of players come and go in my broadcasting career, but Magic Johnson is something else entirely. He's the kind of player who makes you jump out of your chair and scream "OH SHIT" at your TV without even realizing it. Standing at 206 cm, a wingspan like a pterodactyl, and a killer instinct that even the coaches can't explain. This man feels the game. He knows where the ball is going to land before the shot even leaves the hand. He reads passes like he's reading minds. At this level, it's not basketball anymore, it's straight-up sorcery. And the most terrifying thing about him? It's not the stats, it's not the size, it's the calm. You know that moment where the arena is on its feet, the clock is ticking down the final seconds, sweat is pouring... And he's just chewing his gum like he's waiting for the bus? Then he loads up. And drains it. Stone cold. In front of 20,000 people on the verge of cardiac arrest. That's what a franchise player is: the guy who carries everyone on his shoulders and still makes it look easy. Hold on tight because the next name is going to make you spit out your beer: Chi-Chi. Profession? Amateur. Yeah. The coach saw her on TV, called her agent (who didn't exist), and offered her a ten-day contract "to see." The girl showed up with bare hands, a ham sandwich, and bulletproof enthusiasm. At her first practice, she attempted a dunk and ended up hanging from the net like a cat stuck in a tree. The fire department came. Twice. But she's got heart, the woman, and apparently the precision she puts into the game could translate to mid-range shooting. We believe. Well, the coach believes. The rest of us broke out the popcorn. The budget is fine, nothing more. This is the team that shops with a list and puts back the name-brand cereal for the store brand. They've got a serviceable roster, a guy or two who can drop 20 on a good night, but beyond that, it's filler. The coach works with what he's got, which ain't much, but he makes it work. This is the team that can beat anyone on a Tuesday night and get demolished on Friday. The textbook definition of "depends on the night."
Vòng đấu 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
74-118 (B)
The gymnasium welcomes Uzumaki Boruto! The ninja hư cấu with the game has arrived!
Chi-Chi fires away the orange into the front rim! That's frustrating for this dude out of nowhere!
Uzumaki Boruto with the backcourt violation! A ninja hư cấu going backwards with the game!
Bulma gets posted up and scored on! This dude putting the league on notice overpowered!
Magic Johnson shoots and kicks the stanchion! This absolute legend losing composure!
End of the second quarter. Tsunade Senju is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Little secret: Tsunade Senju listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Tsunade Senju can't buy a shot! Wouldn't happen with the game, a ninja hư cấu always hits!
Tsunade Senju tanks the play from tiredness! Tanked like a ninja hư cấu's energy for the game!
Tsunade Senju throws it away! Tendency to rush under pressure in transition!
Uzumaki Boruto gets a technical for complaining! Injury-prone body on full display!
This surprise package Chi-Chi tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Uzumaki Boruto slams his fist on the bench. Magic Johnson places his palm flat, as if to calm the surface. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Vòng đấu 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
104-117 (B)
This once-in-a-lifetime player Magic Johnson comes out firing! An and-one in the first minute!
Chi-Chi can't buy a bucket! Another miss from the right corner! Frustrating!
Tsunade Senju forces the pass! Forcing their bare hands where it doesn't fit!
Chi-Chi, this all-around player, gets blown by on the perimeter! Sometimes predictable game in the legs!
Uzumaki Boruto with the crafty buzzer-beater! Pure God-given talent on display!
Break. Magic Johnson collapses next to the vending machine. Intel: Magic Johnson asked Miami Heart-Attack for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
Uzumaki Boruto drops their shoulders! Deflated, even a ninja hư cấu's spirit has limits!
Tsunade Senju, this dude putting the league on notice, fumbles the finish along the baseline! Back to the drawing board!
Chi-Chi makes the hockey pass! Next-level basketball IQ finding the extra pass!
Tsunade Senju is gassed! More tired than after a full day of competing the game!
Tsunade Senju wipes a tear! A ninja hư cấu who poured everything into the effort!
Tsunade Senju refuses the coach's embrace. Bulma accepts it but her body is stiff. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Vòng đấu 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
108-110 (B)
Uzumaki Boruto lands the first euro-step! First blood! The ninja hư cấu strikes first!
Uzumaki Boruto finishes with style! Years of competing the game built those hands!
Uzumaki Boruto, this do-it-all player, can't keep up with the speed! Limited stamina exposed!
Magic Johnson dishes the Spalding right into the defender's hands! Ego the size of Texas!
Uzumaki Boruto spins and the deficit melts! He's on an unstoppable run!
End of the second quarter. Bulma is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Locker room anecdote: Bulma talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. Second half! The crowd is on its feet, and so are the players.
Magic Johnson, this tree of a man, forces a bad shot in the first quarter! Occasional mental lapses!
Magic Johnson picks up the second technical! This generational talent ejected! Sometimes predictable game!
Chi-Chi crosses over into the record books! This surprise package making memories!
Bulma can't hit the go-ahead! Limited stamina when the lights are brightest!
Magic Johnson fades away to the tunnel in disappointment. This franchise cornerstone will learn from this.
Uzumaki Boruto looks like someone who hasn't slept in three days. Chi-Chi looks like someone who won't sleep tonight. Fun fact: my sound engineer fell asleep during the second quarter. I woke him with an elbow. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Vòng đấu 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
97-112 (B)
This player nobody saw coming Uzumaki Boruto comes out aggressive! Opens with a deep three on the low block!
This surprise package Chi-Chi puts up a fadeaway jumper but it won't fall! Off night!
Chi-Chi pulls up the Wilson right to the defense! Costly mistake by this who-is-this-guy player!
Chi-Chi gambles for the steal and pays the price! Sometimes predictable game!
This potential GOAT Magic Johnson punishes the defense with a scoop layup from the left corner!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Uzumaki Boruto to massage his thighs. Intel: Uzumaki Boruto refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Magic Johnson glares at the scoreboard! This certified GOAT candidate not happy with the situation!
Tsunade Senju forces up a free throw over the defense! Tendency to force bad shots! Bad decision!
Bulma runs the offense! Running it like a thợ máy runs the show!
Chi-Chi asks for the ball to slow the pace! This who-is-this-guy player needs air!
Chi-Chi had the chances but couldn't convert. This hungry young player left wanting.
Chi-Chi hurls her water bottle at the wall. Uzumaki Boruto flinches but doesn't react. Did you know that Uzumaki Boruto practices ninja hư cấu on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Vòng đấu 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
101-104 (B)
Bulma comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the thợ máy means business!
Chi-Chi scores with freakish explosiveness. A two-handed slam facing the rim! Too smooth!
This dude putting the league on notice Bulma misjudges the passing lane! Easy assist through!
Tsunade Senju can't convert the open shot! Competing the game is way easier!
Bulma with the momentum-shifting play! The willpower of a thợ máy right there!
Break time. Magic Johnson bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Juicy anecdote: Magic Johnson was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
This surprise package Chi-Chi gets the look but can't convert! Tendency to rush at the worst time!
This raw talent Uzumaki Boruto fouls hard out of frustration! Lack of consistency showing!
This undisputed superstar Magic Johnson turns adversity into fuel! A highlight-reel play energy!
Tsunade Senju airballs the potential winner! Competing the game is easier than this!
Uzumaki Boruto vows to come back stronger! Stronger than their bare hands reinforced with the game!
Bulma kicks her towel across the floor. Chi-Chi has already left for the locker room, alone. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
Vòng đấu 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
94-125 (B)
Tsunade Senju gets the crowd going early! Setting the tone like a ninja hư cấu on day one!
Magic Johnson with the off-balance pull-up jumper! This first-ballot legend couldn't set the feet!
Tsunade Senju throws it into the stands! What was that from this dude putting the league on notice!
Uzumaki Boruto gets burned on the switch! Hotter than a ninja hư cấu's worst day on the job!
Bulma finishes through contact! Built tough from handling their trusty wrench!
Players head to the locker room. Uzumaki Boruto has tape on three fingers. Intel: Uzumaki Boruto once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
Uzumaki Boruto mouths off and picks up a T! Shaky emotions under pressure taking over!
Magic Johnson spins but overcooks it! Sometimes predictable game showing up again!
Uzumaki Boruto outsmarts the opponent! The brains of a ninja hư cấu with their bare hands!
Bulma barely gets back on defense! Moving like a thợ máy on a Friday afternoon!
Bulma leaves the temple of basketball with dignity! The dignity of a thợ máy with their trusty wrench!
Tsunade Senju has bags under her eyes that weren't there before the game. Bulma has aged ten years in forty minutes. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Vòng đấu 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
107-112 (B)
Uzumaki Boruto takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Bulma racks up a scoop layup! Productive night for this thợ máy!
This franchise cornerstone Magic Johnson commits the and-one foul! Injury-prone body in positioning!
Tsunade Senju fires an and-one on the low block but can't connect! Heavy feet showing!
Magic Johnson sparks the comeback! A buzzer-beater from the right corner! This absolute legend leads the charge!
Break! Bulma grabs an ice bag and slaps it on her knee. Small detail: Bulma wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Tsunade Senju spins and slips! Turnover in the fourth quarter! Tendency to rush!
Magic Johnson drops the head after another miss! Ego the size of Texas sapping the confidence!
This total unknown Chi-Chi plays every possession like the last! Next-level basketball IQ burning bright!
Bulma misses the game-tying shot! Even a thợ máy couldn't save that one!
Tsunade Senju, this tweener, hangs the head. Tough loss despite silky smooth technique effort.
Tsunade Senju sits down on the hardwood, head on her knees. Magic Johnson puts a hand on her shoulder without saying a word. I learned that Tsunade Senju's father was a ninja hư cấu. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.
Vòng đấu 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
89-116 (B)
Uzumaki Boruto stretches center court! Loosening up, the ninja hư cấu is getting ready!
Bulma puts up a prayer... Unanswered! Not even their trusty wrench can save that!
This who-is-this-guy player Chi-Chi gets pickpocketed facing the rim! Sloppy handling!
Bulma gets posterized! A thợ máy framed by their trusty wrench in the worst way!
Tsunade Senju with the smooth thunderous slam! This player making noise making it look easy!
Both teams head to the locker room. Uzumaki Boruto wipes his forehead with his jersey. Did you know? Uzumaki Boruto launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Tsunade Senju waves off the play! The authority of a ninja hư cấu in that gesture!
Magic Johnson, this titan, bobbles the basketball and the chance evaporates from the right corner!
Chi-Chi spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
Magic Johnson fires away but the legs won't cooperate! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
Chi-Chi walks off in silence. This unknown gem gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Magic Johnson whispers 'this can't be real' under his breath. Uzumaki Boruto nods without conviction. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
Vòng đấu 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
91-108 (B)
This up-and-coming baller Tsunade Senju in the starting lineup! Let's see what this up-and-coming baller brings!
Bulma fires a brick at the buzzer! Way off, even for a thợ máy!
Stolen from Bulma! A thợ máy who let it slip through their fingers!
Tsunade Senju gets crossed over! Ankles broken like the game on a rough day!
A floater by Chi-Chi in transition! Iron discipline in every fiber!
Halftime whistle! Tsunade Senju grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Exclusive info: Tsunade Senju is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Uzumaki Boruto mouths off at with seconds left on the clock! A ninja hư cấu venting about the game!
Magic Johnson, this walking skyscraper, loses the handle and the opportunity! Tendency to rush!
This dark horse Chi-Chi calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!
Tsunade Senju needs oxygen! More winded than a ninja hư cấu after overtime!
Bulma tips the cap to the winners! The thợ máy's grace with the sputtering engine!
Magic Johnson has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. Uzumaki Boruto has aged ten years in forty minutes. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Vòng đấu 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
91-127 (B)
Magic Johnson, this big fella, is introduced and the arena explodes! This household name is in the building!
Uzumaki Boruto shanks it from the key! Competing the game uses different muscles!
Magic Johnson with the lazy pass! Hot head leading to easy points!
Magic Johnson reacts too late to rotate! Limited stamina on the help side!
Chi-Chi, this raw talent, barks at the teammate! Occasional mental lapses taking over!
The players file out. Bulma exchanges a tense look with the coach. Did you know? Bulma once signed an autograph for a referee. During the game. Mid free-throw. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Tsunade Senju clanks it off the rim! That sounded like their bare hands hitting the game!
Tsunade Senju leans on their knees! Gassed, but the ninja hư cấu keeps going!
This absolute legend Magic Johnson commits the 5-second violation! Clock management injury-prone body!
Magic Johnson rises up angrily after the turnover! This certified GOAT candidate spiraling!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Magic Johnson leaves the gym with head held high. Fought to the end.
Tsunade Senju walks toward the tunnel without a word. Bulma stares at the scoreboard as if it might change. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
Vòng đấu 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
95-102 (B)
Tsunade Senju bounces the ball pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!
Bulma, this solid build, wastes a golden chance with a wild sky hook!
Uzumaki Boruto gets picked! A ninja hư cấu getting the game stolen in broad daylight!
Bulma overcommits! Going all-in like a thợ máy on the sputtering engine, but wrong!
Tsunade Senju scoops it up and in! The touch of a ninja hư cấu with the game!
Halftime whistle. Tsunade Senju flops into the first available chair. Fun fact: Tsunade Senju got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
Uzumaki Boruto storms to the bench! This player nobody saw coming is visibly upset!
Uzumaki Boruto air-mails a euro-step from downtown! Way off for this potential breakout star!
Bulma uses their size out there! The thợ máy has a built-in advantage!
This established player Tsunade Senju calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Defense that's basically a suggestion taking its toll!
Tsunade Senju, this player making noise, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Uzumaki Boruto's eyes are glassy. Tsunade Senju mumbles 'we'll get them next time' without believing it. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. That's all for tonight! Coming up: 'CSI: Underground Parking Garage.' Riveting stuff.
Vòng đấu 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
88-132 (B)
Tsunade Senju takes the court to an electric crowd! The ninja hư cấu with their bare hands is here!
Bulma misses badly! Should have aimed like they aim their trusty wrench at the sputtering engine!
Chi-Chi loses the ball in traffic! This rising star can't afford that!
Tsunade Senju bites on the pump fake! This next-level player sent flying driving to the hoop!
Bulma kicks the air! The frustration of a thợ máy who knows they can do better!
Break! Bulma heads straight to the bathroom moment she hits the locker room. Fun fact: Bulma was voted best-looking player on the team. By her mom. In a poll she created herself. Back for seconds. The court is shining, and so are the players.
Tsunade Senju can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this player making noise!
Chi-Chi, this rising star, making mistakes from exhaustion! The body is failing!
Bulma with the travel! Footwork confusion worthy of a lost thợ máy!
Chi-Chi slams the basketball in frustration! Tendency to force bad shots on full display!
This dude out of nowhere Chi-Chi congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this dude out of nowhere.
Tsunade Senju stands alone at center court as the lights go dim. Bulma comes back to get her. I learned backstage that Bulma also does ninja hư cấu on weekends. That explains those reflexes. That's all for tonight! Coming up: 'CSI: Underground Parking Garage.' Riveting stuff.
Vòng đấu 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
87-113 (B)
Uzumaki Boruto fires up the crowd to open the game! This hidden prospect starting strong!
Bulma, this established player, comes up empty! A sky hook off target in the paint!
This dude out of nowhere Uzumaki Boruto with turnover number lengths ahead! Heavy feet is piling up!
Chi-Chi gets burned on the drive! Lack of consistency in lateral movement!
Tsunade Senju drops a buzzer beater from half court! Range that would impress any ninja hư cấu!
Halftime whistle! Uzumaki Boruto grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Exclusive: Uzumaki Boruto was caught reading a philosophy book on the bench. It was Nietzsche. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
Bulma can't hide the frustration! Their trusty wrench frustration meets the orange frustration!
Uzumaki Boruto with a wild attempt! This hungry young player not finding the range tonight!
Magic Johnson, this basketball god, times the cut perfectly! Backdoor for a hook shot!
Magic Johnson is visibly tired! This potential GOAT needs a timeout badly!
Uzumaki Boruto gave it everything! Everything a ninja hư cấu has, left on the court!
Tsunade Senju punches her locker when she gets to the locker room. Bulma slides down the wall to the floor. Tonight I had a revelation: Bulma runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'What Would You Do: People Who Say Hello in the Elevator.' Exposing the truth.
Vòng đấu 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
85-129 (B)
Tip-off! Chi-Chi gets us started! Let's go!
Uzumaki Boruto, this all-around player, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this hidden prospect!
Uzumaki Boruto throws it away! A pass worse than a ninja hư cấu tossing the game!
Tsunade Senju can't contain the drive! Competing the game is more containable!
Tsunade Senju steps back away from the huddle! This well-respected player in a dark place mentally!
Halftime whistle! Bulma slides down against the hallway wall. True story: Bulma had her parking spot stolen by San Antonio Skyscrapers's mascot. Still talks about it. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
Magic Johnson takes off but the shot rims out! Injury-prone body rears its ugly head!
Uzumaki Boruto waves for a timeout! The ninja hư cấu needs the game break!
Chi-Chi rises up into a trap! Tendency to force bad shots when reading the defense!
Uzumaki Boruto slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a ninja hư cấu hits the workbench!
Tsunade Senju walks off in defeat! Even a ninja hư cấu's skills couldn't save tonight!
Tsunade Senju walks head down toward the tunnel. Uzumaki Boruto drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Vòng đấu 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
96-121 (B)
Chi-Chi, this surprise package, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Tsunade Senju can't find the range! Their bare hands has better accuracy than that!
Tsunade Senju throws it out of bounds! Like launching their bare hands into the void!
Bulma, this swiss-army-knife type, gets dunked on at half court! Poster material!
Magic Johnson attacks in transition and finishes with a bank shot! Too good!
Coach calls everyone back. Tsunade Senju drags her feet toward the tunnel. Confession: Tsunade Senju calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
Bulma, this player on the come-up, with the frustrated foul! Sometimes predictable game in tough moments!
Chi-Chi misfires from downtown! Even this player nobody saw coming has off nights!
This potential GOAT Magic Johnson recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
Bulma asks for ice! Cooling down, even a thợ máy's engine needs a rest!
Chi-Chi, this dude out of nowhere, takes the loss hard. Hot head at the wrong moments.
Chi-Chi takes off her shoes and carries them like a ghost. Tsunade Senju follows the same path. Your favorite commentator survived. It's not much, but it's honest work. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Magic Johnson.
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