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赛季日志
积分榜
| # | Team | 胜 | 负 | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | New York Over-Timers | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 8 | My Team | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Houston Blast-Off | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 16 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
季前赛
Stop. Everybody shut up. You feel that? That smell of freshly waxed hardwood, brand-new kicks, and electric tension hanging in the air? That's the smell of a night that's going down in the history books. We're in a building where every seat is taken, every eye is locked on the tunnel where a team that has thrilled generations is about to emerge. Championships, heartbreaks, legendary comebacks, midnight trades that shifted the entire balance of the league... This franchise is a damn novel all by itself. And tonight, we're starting the next chapter. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got 維克多·文班亞馬 on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 224 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. You want to know the difference between a good player and a damn franchise player? It's the fourth quarter. When the legs are burning, when the lungs are begging for mercy, when the scoreboard is taunting you with a tight score, that's when he lights up. Like a diesel engine finally hitting its temperature. The first three quarters are the warm-up. The fourth quarter is his hunting ground. And the prey? It's the teams that thought they had a chance. And here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the cherry on top, the plot twist nobody saw coming: the coach recruited 马力欧. A 水管工. To play professional basketball. I'll repeat for the people in the back: a 水管工, with their pipe wrench, on an NBA hardwood. The guy showed up at his first practice asking where the locker rooms were... And went the wrong way. Twice. But the coach swears on everything holy that 马力欧 has "something." We don't know what exactly, but he has "something." In the meantime, the guy runs around like a headless chicken, confuses the flooded drain with the basketball, and has already racked up three technical fouls for trying to negotiate with the referee. The budget is simple: it's not a budget anymore, it's a manifesto. The owner said "I don't give a damn about consequences" and he proved it. We're in financial territory that even Adam Silver didn't anticipate when he wrote the rules. Every extra dollar spent costs five dollars in tax, and guess what, they spend WAY too many extra dollars. The roster is an infernal machine, the bench is a thing of beauty, but the price is zero future. No picks, no possible trades, no plan B. It's the championship or a wall at 200 miles per hour. There is no middle ground.
比赛日 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
79-120 (负)
This world-class player 斯蒂芬·科里 opens the scoring! A double-clutch layup! Early advantage!
斯蒂芬·科里 lets fly the ball into nothing! Heavy feet on full display tonight!
維克多·文班亞馬 throws it away! Hot head under pressure in transition!
马力欧 beaten off the dribble! Quicker than the flooded drain slipping from a 水管工!
斯蒂芬·科里 gets a technical for complaining! Ego the size of Texas on full display!
Break. 維克多·文班亞馬's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. I've been told 維克多·文班亞馬 once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
科比·布莱恩特, this basketball god, comes up empty! A fadeaway jumper off target from mid-range!
马力欧 takes off but the legs won't cooperate! Heavy feet catching up!
马力欧 with the backcourt violation! A 水管工 going backwards with the flooded drain!
马力欧 drops their shoulders! Deflated, even a 水管工's spirit has limits!
科比·布莱恩特 walks off in silence. This all-time great gave it all but it wasn't enough.
马力欧 watches the crowd file out in silence. 科比·布莱恩特 prefers not to look. Tonight I had a revelation: 科比·布莱恩特 runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
比赛日 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
100-101 (负)
Tip-off! 維克多·文班亞馬 gets us started! Let's go!
斯蒂芬·科里 spins and it's a bank shot! This world-class player proving the doubters wrong!
斯蒂芬·科里 reacts too late to rotate! Tendency to rush on the help side!
科比·布莱恩特, this giant, gets the separation but can't finish! Hot head!
斯蒂芬·科里 forces the turnover! This max-contract guy creating opportunities on both ends!
Halftime! 斯蒂芬·科里 walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Juicy anecdote: 斯蒂芬·科里 was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
科比·布莱恩特 turns it over in coming out of the locker room! This hall-of-fame lock crumbles under pressure!
This max-contract guy 斯蒂芬·科里 slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
科比·布莱恩特 drives with conviction! This basketball god believes tonight is the night!
科比·布莱恩特, this walking skyscraper, chokes on the big stage! In the money time miss!
維克多·文班亞馬 had the chances but couldn't convert. This player making noise left wanting.
斯蒂芬·科里 rips off his headband and throws it on the ground. 科比·布莱恩特 picks up his own and folds it carefully. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
比赛日 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
107-97 (胜)
斯蒂芬·科里 opens with an and-one! This franchise guy making an early statement!
马力欧 with a devastating dunk off the screen! Read that play like a textbook!
马力欧 with a monster swat! The reflexes of a 水管工 catching the flooded drain!
This all-time great 马力欧 exploits the gap! Dime to the corner for a thunderous slam!
马力欧 reads the defense like a book! Perfect play call from this 水管工!
End of the second quarter. 马力欧 is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Anecdote: 马力欧 tried to impress the Orlando Magic-Beans players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
马力欧 scores at will! An and-one driving to the hoop! This undisputed superstar domination!
維克多·文班亞馬, this long boy, basks in immense pressure! This is home!
马力欧 sacrifices the body taking the charge! This generational talent ultimate teammate!
維克多·文班亞馬, this guy with a proven track record, answers every challenge! Night-in night-out consistency never fading!
維克多·文班亞馬 tosses the basketball in the air! A hug with the coach! This legit talent mission accomplished!
維克多·文班亞馬 and 斯蒂芬·科里 attempt an elaborate handshake. They miss three times. 科比·布莱恩特 films the whole thing. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
比赛日 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
111-100 (胜)
科比·布莱恩特, this beanpole, takes the court! The incredible energy is electric!
马力欧 drops a tear drop from the three-point line! Range that would impress any 水管工!
马力欧, this lightning-quick little man, recovers and contests! Never-give-up effort fueled by night-in night-out consistency!
斯蒂芬·科里, this multi-time All-Star, sets the table back to the basket! Assist master!
科比·布莱恩特 spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
Halftime. The doctor examines 斯蒂芬·科里's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Little secret: 斯蒂芬·科里 watches cat videos between quarters. Says it's relaxing. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
马力欧 with the reverse layup! Creative as a 水管工 with the flooded drain!
This first-ballot legend 马力欧 draws the MVP chants! The crowd is on their feet for the star!
马力欧 pulls up the outlet to the young player! This certified GOAT candidate building the future!
The narrative shifts! 維克多·文班亞馬 takes control with freakish explosiveness!
马力欧 caps a perfect night! Clean as a 水管工 on their best day!
維克多·文班亞馬 and 斯蒂芬·科里 pound their chests like gorillas. The coach pretends not to know them. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
比赛日 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
118-80 (胜)
Opening possession for 马力欧! First touch, like first touch of their pipe wrench!
科比·布莱恩特 with the and-one tear drop! That dawg mentality through the whistle!
马力欧 dishes a beautiful pass! Special delivery from this 水管工!
This All-Star caliber talent 斯蒂芬·科里 capitalizes at the top of the key! A devastating dunk with eyes in the back of the head!
This all-time great 科比·布莱恩特 takes the charge from the right corner! Gutsy play!
Halftime whistle. 马力欧 has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Rumor has it 马力欧 tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
斯蒂芬·科里 with the smooth euro-step! This guy everybody knows making it look easy!
This hall-of-fame lock 马力欧 takes a bow! A salute to the fans! This was clinical!
马力欧 accidentally yelled their 水管工 catchphrase during the play!
斯蒂芬·科里, this solid build, does the shimmy! A fist pump toward the bench! The arena goes crazy!
科比·布莱恩特 sits on the bench with a smile! This all-time great job well done!
马力欧 does the robot at center court while 马力欧 pretends to be an airplane. The crowd loves it. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
比赛日 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
122-90 (胜)
This next-level player 維克多·文班亞馬 catches the leather early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
維克多·文班亞馬, this walking skyscraper, dominates back to the basket and puts up a thunderous slam! Unstoppable!
马力欧 racks up the helpers! Dishing like it's their 水管工... Because it is!
An off-balance shot! 維克多·文班亞馬 cannot be stopped tonight! This hooper's hooper is locked in!
科比·布莱恩特 shuts the door from downtown! That's how you play defense!
The players file out. 斯蒂芬·科里 exchanges a tense look with the coach. Locker room anecdote: 斯蒂芬·科里 talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. Second half! The crowd is on its feet, and so are the players.
This top-tier talent 斯蒂芬·科里 with a picture-perfect scoop layup! The crowd goes wild!
斯蒂芬·科里, this do-it-all player, makes it look like practice! Total domination!
維克多·文班亞馬, this hooper's hooper, tries to block the shot and fouls the backboard!
马力欧 pumps their fist! The fist that grips their pipe wrench all day!
That's the game! 斯蒂芬·科里 finishes with a monster performance! This guy everybody knows victorious!
維克多·文班亞馬 and 马力欧 do the conga. Alone. On an empty court. Nobody joins in. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
比赛日 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
96-102 (负)
The game begins and 維克多·文班亞馬 is ready! You can see night-in night-out consistency written all over his face!
马力欧 skips it off the rim! The flooded drain has better hop than that!
維克多·文班亞馬 shoots carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
斯蒂芬·科里, this swiss-army-knife type, fouls unnecessarily from the right corner! Injury-prone body!
This league veteran 維克多·文班亞馬 finishes with authority! A double-clutch layup from the right corner!
Break. 科比·布莱恩特 collapses next to the vending machine. Anecdote: 科比·布莱恩特 lost a bet and had to wear the center's shoes during warm-ups. Size 16. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
马力欧 looks to the heavens! A 水管工 praying for their pipe wrench to work!
科比·布莱恩特 dribbles the leather into the front rim! That's frustrating for this certified GOAT candidate!
科比·布莱恩特, this towering presence, seals the defender for position! Fundamentals!
马力欧 labors up the court! Trudging like a 水管工 dragging the flooded drain!
马力欧 takes off past the media. This living legend not in the mood to talk.
马力欧 takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. 斯蒂芬·科里 doesn't drink. Throat too tight. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
比赛日 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
115-88 (胜)
This all-time great 科比·布莱恩特 means business! Fast start from way beyond the arc!
马力欧 racks up a scoop layup! Productive night for this 水管工!
斯蒂芬·科里 anticipates the cut and deflects the leather! This bonafide star reading minds!
維克多·文班亞馬 penetrates the damn ball with precision! Assist at the buzzer! Floor general!
马力欧 counters the press! Problem solved, 水管工 style!
Break. 斯蒂芬·科里's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Physio's confession: 斯蒂芬·科里 purrs when you massage his calves. Like a cat. A big cat. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
斯蒂芬·科里 with scary good handles finds the angle for a catch-and-shoot triple!
維克多·文班亞馬 dishes to an eruption! A Finals-like atmosphere! What a moment!
斯蒂芬·科里, this swiss-army-knife type, anchors the second unit! This certified bucket versatile contributor!
科比·布莱恩特, this 7-footer, sets the tone with night-in night-out consistency! Leader!
維克多·文班亞馬, this next-level player, high-fives the bench! A team high-five! Team effort!
斯蒂芬·科里 grabs 马力欧 and hoists him onto his shoulders. 維克多·文班亞馬 tries to climb on too. It ends in a pile. Final confession: I still don't know how to pronounce 斯蒂芬·科里's name. Forgive me. That was beautiful. And now: 'House Hunters International: 90-Square-Foot Studio, Wall View.' A steal.
比赛日 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
99-95 (胜)
And we're underway! 維克多·文班亞馬 touches the basketball first! This respected competitor looks eager!
This guy with a proven track record 維克多·文班亞馬 holds ground along the baseline! Immovable object!
马力欧, this certified GOAT candidate, sends the pill wide! The touch is off tonight!
The crowd erupts as 马力欧 nails a double-clutch layup! A 水管工 on fire at the venue!
維克多·文班亞馬, this tree of a man, exploits the mismatch from mid-range! Smart play!
Halftime. 马力欧's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Anecdote: 马力欧 tried to impress the Houston Blast-Off players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. The hardwood awaits. Here we go for the second half.
科比·布莱恩特, this certified GOAT candidate, with the clutch iron-wall defense! On the final possession stop!
科比·布莱恩特 slides to the passing lane and steals it! An off-the-charts basketball IQ!
The energy in this building is unreal! 維克多·文班亞馬 channeling a sold-out gym on fire!
維克多·文班亞馬, this mountain of a man, muscles through for a devastating dunk in crunch time!
科比·布莱恩特 fades away in triumph! The final buzzer sounds! That's a W!
斯蒂芬·科里 jumps into 马力欧's arms without warning. They both go down. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.
比赛日 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
94-110 (负)
The field house welcomes 马力欧! The 水管工 with the flooded drain has arrived!
马力欧 misses! Even a 水管工 can't fix that shot!
維克多·文班亞馬 coughs up the rock! Sometimes predictable game strikes again in transition!
马力欧 fouls trying to recover! Desperate as a 水管工 chasing the flooded drain!
What a play by 斯蒂芬·科里! A tear drop at the top of the key! This bonafide star is cooking!
Halftime whistle. 马力欧 has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Confession: 马力欧 believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
马力欧 throws their hands up! Like a 水管工 when their pipe wrench breaks!
马力欧 fires away but overcooks it! Tendency to rush showing up again!
維克多·文班亞馬, this titan, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
马力欧 is gassed! This first-ballot legend bent over at half court! Tendency to force bad shots catching up!
马力欧 wipes a tear! A 水管工 who poured everything into the effort!
马力欧 refuses the coach's embrace. 斯蒂芬·科里 accepts it but his body is stiff. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
比赛日 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
112-105 (胜)
马力欧 announces themselves! The 水管工 has arrived and the building knows it!
马力欧 banks it on the low block! A 水管工's steady hand at work!
马力欧 swats it away! A ball recovery with that 水管工 strength!
科比·布莱恩特 dishes the orange through traffic! What a pass by this household name!
马力欧 reads the defense perfectly! Nerves of steel and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Back in the locker room, 马力欧 sits down and stares at the ceiling. Did you know 马力欧 knits to unwind? Made a scarf in New York Over-Timers's colors. By accident, obviously. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
马力欧 converts with authority! Same energy they bring to unclogging the flooded drain!
The announcer calls 马力欧 'The 水管工!' the gym roars its approval!
科比·布莱恩特, this generational talent, rotates on defense! Silky smooth technique team commitment!
斯蒂芬·科里, this smooth operator, makes a statement! This guy everybody knows is here to stay!
科比·布莱恩特, this global icon, soaks in the moment! Victory from the right corner! A primal scream!
马力欧 does the robot at center court while 马力欧 pretends to be an airplane. The crowd loves it. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
比赛日 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
94-120 (负)
科比·布莱恩特, this household name, embraces the cathedral silence! Game on!
斯蒂芬·科里 launches but it's well off! Tendency to rush under fatigue!
斯蒂芬·科里 loses the orange in traffic! This certified bucket can't afford that!
This max-contract guy 斯蒂芬·科里 gives up the offensive rebound! Heavy feet when boxing out!
科比·布莱恩特 strings together a reverse layup from mid-range. Ridiculous creativity on full display!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, 斯蒂芬·科里 picks up the pace. Did you know 斯蒂芬·科里 entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
維克多·文班亞馬, this 7-footer, sits down hard on the bench! Hot head written all over his face!
維克多·文班亞馬 rushes an and-one facing the rim! Hot head creeping in!
斯蒂芬·科里, this franchise guy, manipulates the defense with the eyes! Scary good handles!
斯蒂芬·科里 blows past sluggishly! Tendency to rush catching up with this multi-time All-Star!
斯蒂芬·科里, this solid build, trudges off the den. Lessons to take from this one.
马力欧 walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. 马力欧 drags one foot after the other. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
比赛日 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
83-120 (负)
維克多·文班亞馬 shoots into position! This established player not wasting any time!
斯蒂芬·科里 with a rough free throw at the buzzer! Occasional mental lapses at the worst time!
马力欧 gets the ball stripped! The flooded drain would have stayed in a 水管工's grip!
马力欧 gets posterized! A 水管工 framed by their pipe wrench in the worst way!
马力欧 argues with the ref! The same passion they bring to unclogging the flooded drain!
End of the second quarter. 马力欧 is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Quick anecdote about 马力欧: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. Both teams retake the hardwood. Everything is still up for grabs.
马力欧 shanks it from the corner! Unclogging the flooded drain uses different muscles!
維克多·文班亞馬, this colossus, with tired legs on the low block! Tendency to force bad shots slowing this solid pro down!
马力欧 double-dribbles! Unclogging the flooded drain doesn't have that rule!
科比·布莱恩特 attacks and kicks the stanchion! This basketball god losing composure!
This living legend 马力欧 congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this living legend.
科比·布莱恩特 stares at his hands like he doesn't recognize them. 马力欧 exhales. Again. And again. Your favorite commentator survived. It's not much, but it's honest work. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
比赛日 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
82-114 (负)
This living legend 马力欧 gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
马力欧 rattles it out! Shaking the den with their pipe wrench intensity!
马力欧 forces the pass! Forcing their pipe wrench where it doesn't fit!
马力欧 watches them score! Just watching, like watching their pipe wrench gather dust!
維克多·文班亞馬 fades away away from the huddle! This dude putting the league on notice in a dark place mentally!
Break. 马力欧's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Did you know 马力欧 knits to unwind? Made a scarf in San Antonio Skyscrapers's colors. By accident, obviously. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
This guy everybody knows 斯蒂芬·科里 puts up a fadeaway jumper but it won't fall! Off night!
马力欧, this potential GOAT, making mistakes from exhaustion! The body is failing!
維克多·文班亞馬 with the errant pass! This seasoned vet needs to settle down!
This generational talent 科比·布莱恩特 can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
This first-ballot legend 科比·布莱恩特 tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
斯蒂芬·科里 mutters while walking out. 科比·布莱恩特 watches from the corner of his eye, worried. Did you know that 科比·布莱恩特 practices 水管工 on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. Good night! And now: 'Naked and Afraid: Lost in the Shopping Mall.'
比赛日 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
83-128 (负)
马力欧 stretches center court! Loosening up, the 水管工 is getting ready!
科比·布莱恩特 fires a tear drop from way beyond the arc but can't connect! Heavy feet showing!
斯蒂芬·科里 tries to be too fancy and loses the Spalding! Injury-prone body in the decision-making!
马力欧 left in the dust! Even a 水管工 moves faster than that!
This living legend 马力欧 fouls hard out of frustration! Shaky emotions under pressure showing!
Back in the locker room, 马力欧 sits down and stares at the ceiling. Confession: 马力欧 calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
維克多·文班亞馬 gets a clean look but occasional mental lapses costs the bucket!
This household name 科比·布莱恩特 stumbles! The fatigue is real after this ball game!
維克多·文班亞馬, this tower, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted at the buzzer!
马力欧 glares at the scoreboard! This franchise cornerstone not happy with the situation!
马力欧 consoles teammates! The heart of a 水管工 in that moment!
斯蒂芬·科里 has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. 科比·布莱恩特 has aged ten years in forty minutes. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
My Team ends the season #8 with a 7W-8L record. Season MVP: 維克多·文班亞馬.
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