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| # | Team | V | S | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | New York Over-Timers | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 8 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Houston Blast-Off | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | non molliamo | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pre-stagione
Buckle up, pull your visor down, and clench everything you've got because tonight we are NOT talking about some pickup game at the park. Hell no. We're talking about an arena shaking so hard the neighbors called the cops three times before tip-off. We're talking about a franchise built on decades of sweat, tears, heart-stopping buzzer-beaters, and Draft picks so bold that half the league thought they'd lost their minds. And yet, here they are, back and hungrier than ever. Ladies and gentlemen... Non molliamo! There's one guy on this team who scares the living hell out of everyone. Opponents, coaches, referees, even his own teammates sometimes. That's LeBron James. Standing at 206 cm, shoulders like a linebacker, and a touch on the ball so soft it makes you want to cry. This damn player can drop 40 one night, grab 15 boards the next, and slap you with a triple-double night after just because he was bored. The kind of guy you want on your squad and pray you never have to face. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. Alright, we need to address the elephant in the room. Or rather, the comedy show on the roster. Mattia Binotto is on this team. Mattia Binotto, who is an ingegnere and doesn't even know what "pick-and-roll" means. The guy shows up with il loro regolo calcolatore under his arm, shoes that are clearly not regulation, and the cardio of a weekend smoker. At his first practice, he tried a crossover and twisted his ankle. At his second, he attempted a layup and the ball flew into the stands. But damn it, what this man has is balls of steel and an ability to make an entire arena laugh without even trying. And that, my friends, is worth every max contract in the world. Now we're talking real money. They're above the cap but being careful not to cross into luxury tax territory. They're using their trade exceptions and mid-level to plug the gaps. This is a playoff-caliber team: they've got the goods, a balanced roster, but they're always one big move short of landing a true superstar.
Giornata 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
76-121 (S)
Papa Francesco comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the chimico means business!
This basketball god Michael Jordan misfires again! Limited stamina could cost the team!
Papa Francesco gets picked! A chimico getting the il nuovo composto stolen in broad daylight!
Mattia Binotto gets blown by! Even an ingegnere couldn't stop that!
Gesù tugs at their jersey! Frustrated, but the messia will bounce back!
Halftime whistle. Michael Jordan spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Confession: Michael Jordan believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
LeBron James, this beanpole, can't finish from way beyond the arc! That one stings!
Mattia Binotto cramps up! Muscles tight from the il loro regolo calcolatore and the Spalding double duty!
Gesù loses possession! The game never leaves a messia's hands like that!
Michael Jordan slams the leather in frustration! Lack of consistency on full display!
Mattia Binotto shakes hands through the pain! An ingegnere who respects the il loro regolo calcolatore and the game!
LeBron James walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. Mattia Binotto drags one foot after the other. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. And now, a brand new episode of 'Desperately Seeking My Cat.' Good night, everyone.
Giornata 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
110-98 (V)
LeBron James, this big fella, takes the court! The palpable tension is electric!
Papa Francesco hits nothing but net! Pure as a chimico's work with the il loro becher di vetro!
This next-level player Mattia Binotto reads the play and intercepts! Brilliant anticipation!
Michael Jordan with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! Silky smooth technique on that one!
Papa Francesco, this tweener, exploits the mismatch from the left corner! Smart play!
Halftime! Michael Jordan is limping slightly heading off the court. Intel: Michael Jordan refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
Gesù scores from the elbow! Perfect angle, the messia knows geometry!
The entire arena rises for Papa Francesco! A chimico lifted by the il loro becher di vetro and love!
LeBron James blows past the ball with patience! This first-ballot legend trusting the system!
This basketball god Gesù is living their best moment right now facing the rim!
Papa Francesco delivers in this crucial matchup! The chimico shows up with the il loro becher di vetro!
Mattia Binotto gives his headband to a kid in the crowd. Michael Jordan gives his shoes. LeBron James gives his water bottle. The kid is overwhelmed. Tonight I had a revelation: Michael Jordan runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Giornata 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
114-107 (V)
Michael Jordan, this colossus, announced to huge cheers! Palpable tension!
Gesù scores off the inbound! That's the preparation of a messia right there!
LeBron James, this absolute unit, blankets the shooter facing the rim! No daylight!
Michael Jordan, this beanpole, runs the offense with insane court vision! Beautiful passing!
LeBron James slows the pace when the team needs it! This global icon tempo control!
Break. LeBron James asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. Did you know? LeBron James launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
This name that's buzzing Mattia Binotto does it again! A pull-up jumper with effortless precision!
Gesù points to their messia crew in the nose-bleeds! The game family!
This undisputed superstar Michael Jordan dives for the loose ball! Iron discipline on every play!
LeBron James has found another gear! This household name shifting into overdrive!
Gesù carries the team to victory! Strong as a messia on a Monday morning!
Mattia Binotto does a cartwheel at center court. Michael Jordan tries one too and eats it. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Giornata 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
113-95 (V)
The game begins and Michael Jordan is ready! You can see unreal swagger written all over his face!
This hall-of-fame lock LeBron James is automatic at half court! A scoop layup drops again!
LeBron James reads the play and picks off the pass! Transition opportunity!
Mattia Binotto delivers in transition! Fast delivery, like an ingegnere with the il loro regolo calcolatore!
Michael Jordan drives to the weak side! This living legend exploiting the rotation!
The locker room. Papa Francesco sprawls out full-length on the bench. Fun fact: Papa Francesco was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
LeBron James scores at will! A devastating dunk in the paint! This certified GOAT candidate domination!
Gesù soaks in a sold-out gym on fire! A messia savoring life beyond their bare hands!
Gesù executes the play call! Flawless execution from this messia!
This guy with rings on every finger Michael Jordan flips the script! From struggle to dominance!
This hooper's hooper Mattia Binotto raises the arms! The win is in the books! A hug with the coach!
Gesù blows a kiss to the camera. LeBron James blows twelve. Papa Francesco blocks the lens. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Giornata 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
105-111 (S)
This living legend Gesù comes out aggressive! Opens with a buzzer-beater in the paint!
Michael Jordan, this mountain of a man, gets the look at half court but the lid's on the rim!
Michael Jordan coughs up the Wilson! Occasional mental lapses strikes again at the buzzer!
Papa Francesco gets screened out of the play! This first-ballot legend lost in traffic!
Mattia Binotto scores with an unmatched feel for the game. A finger roll from way beyond the arc! Too smooth!
Break. Papa Francesco's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Fun fact: Papa Francesco failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Papa Francesco pulls up away from the huddle! This franchise cornerstone in a dark place mentally!
Michael Jordan can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this global icon!
LeBron James goes to work into the right spacing! Eyes in the back of the head and elite court awareness!
LeBron James, this 7-footer, with tired legs off the pick and roll! Tendency to rush slowing this once-in-a-lifetime player down!
Mattia Binotto shoots past the media. This player making noise not in the mood to talk.
Gesù walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. Papa Francesco drags one foot after the other. Fun fact: my sound engineer fell asleep during the second quarter. I woke him with an elbow. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Giornata 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
105-107 (S)
LeBron James fires away onto the floor! The crowd roars for this generational talent!
Michael Jordan, this hall-of-fame lock, absolutely nails a pull-up jumper driving to the hoop! Take a bow!
Mattia Binotto bites on the pump fake! This player on the come-up sent flying back to the basket!
This household name Papa Francesco whiffs on a bucket! The crowd groans!
Mattia Binotto converts the and-one! A tear drop! This league veteran won't go quietly!
Players head to the locker room. LeBron James has tape on three fingers. Fun fact: LeBron James tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
Gesù misses both free throws! A messia failing the game inspection, twice!
Mattia Binotto mouths off on the final possession! An ingegnere venting about the la struttura impossibile!
LeBron James explodes into the record books! This global icon making memories!
Michael Jordan, this mountain of a man, chokes on the big stage! Right from the tip-off miss!
LeBron James reflects on what could have been. Tendency to rush the difference tonight.
Mattia Binotto turns back to look at the court one last time. Michael Jordan doesn't turn around. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.
Giornata 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
107-111 (S)
Gesù lands the first off-balance shot! First blood! The messia strikes first!
Mattia Binotto with another alley-oop! You can't stop this man!
This first-ballot legend LeBron James caught ball-watching! Backdoor cut for an easy score!
Off the mark for Mattia Binotto! Great ingegnere, not so great at basketball tonight!
Papa Francesco, this household name, wills the team back! An off-the-charts basketball IQ driving the comeback!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! Papa Francesco walks head down toward the tunnel. Intel: Papa Francesco once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
This certified GOAT candidate LeBron James misses the free throws! Tendency to rush at the line!
This potential GOAT Michael Jordan stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
Mattia Binotto's hands tell two stories,the il loro regolo calcolatore by day, the basketball by night!
Michael Jordan forces the hero ball and misses! This all-time great with defense that's basically a suggestion!
Gesù gave it everything! Everything a messia has, left on the court!
LeBron James bites his lip, fists clenched. Papa Francesco shakes his head slowly, in disbelief. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.
Giornata 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
95-101 (S)
Papa Francesco steps onto the venue! From sintetizzaring the il nuovo composto to this, game time!
A two-handed slam from Michael Jordan hits the iron! Injury-prone body under the spotlight!
Mattia Binotto turns it over in the baseline! Butterfingers from this ingegnere!
Gesù, this swiss-army-knife type, fouls unnecessarily facing the rim! Defense that's basically a suggestion!
Gesù, this global icon, reads the play perfectly and delivers a reverse layup!
Rest time. Gesù isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Confession: Gesù tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. Both teams return. You can tell the coach gave them an earful.
This first-ballot legend Michael Jordan hangs the head after the miss! Deflated from downtown!
Papa Francesco off the back iron! Hard miss, even a chimico cringes at that!
Michael Jordan uses the hesitation dribble! Next-level basketball IQ creating separation!
Gesù can barely run! This ball game harder than this ball game of competing the game!
LeBron James had the chances but couldn't convert. This absolute legend left wanting.
LeBron James avoids the cameras like the plague. Gesù gets caught. Just says 'we'll be better'. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. That's all for tonight! Coming up: 'CSI: Underground Parking Garage.' Riveting stuff.
Giornata 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
101-98 (V)
Gesù, this franchise cornerstone, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Gesù, this versatile guy, locks down the attacker! Scary good handles on the defensive end!
Mattia Binotto whiffs on the jumper! An ingegnere off their game with the il loro regolo calcolatore!
Papa Francesco with the highlight-reel finger roll! This undisputed superstar owning the moment!
Papa Francesco sets the screen with precision worthy of the il loro becher di vetro! Tactical genius!
Off to the locker room. Papa Francesco has already drained two water bottles. Fun fact: Papa Francesco blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
Gesù tips in the rebound for a fadeaway jumper! All hustle, all heart!
Michael Jordan strips the ball cleanly! Veteran move right there!
Papa Francesco attacks and the crowd chants the name! Listen to that noise!
Gesù, this once-in-a-lifetime player, keeps composure and delivers a catch-and-shoot triple! Scary good handles!
Gesù finishes with a monster stat line! Numbers a messia would be proud of!
Mattia Binotto dumps his Gatorade on LeBron James who screams because it was cold. Michael Jordan piles on. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Giornata 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
87-107 (S)
Tip-off! Michael Jordan gets us started! Let's go!
Mattia Binotto can't connect! The il loro regolo calcolatore in hand, sure. The Spalding through the hoop, nope!
Papa Francesco, this versatile guy, gets called for the carry! Limited stamina in ball-handling!
This household name Michael Jordan commits the and-one foul! Sometimes predictable game in positioning!
Papa Francesco just treated the rock way they treat the il nuovo composto. A devastating dunk, bang!
Rest time. Mattia Binotto isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. They say Mattia Binotto has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
Mattia Binotto dunks and kicks the stanchion! This player making noise losing composure!
Michael Jordan, this certified GOAT candidate, with a contested reverse layup that misses from the left corner!
Mattia Binotto, this swiss-army-knife type, seals the defender for position! Fundamentals!
Gesù, this do-it-all player, is drenched in sweat! Emptying the tank!
Gesù sits on the bench post-game! Sitting like a messia after their bare hands broke!
Gesù whispers 'this can't be real' under his breath. LeBron James nods without conviction. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.
Giornata 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
100-95 (V)
Michael Jordan, this living legend, draws first blood! A fadeaway jumper to start!
A buzzer beater from Mattia Binotto! Another dagger! This seasoned vet closing the door!
Mattia Binotto, this all-around player, walls off the drive back to the basket! No way through!
Papa Francesco sets up the easy score! Easy as a chimico setting up the il loro becher di vetro!
Papa Francesco makes the hockey assist! The unsung play of a chimico behind the il nuovo composto!
Halftime. Papa Francesco wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Did you know? Papa Francesco launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. Act two! The bench players are fired up, the starters too.
Papa Francesco sinks it from downtown. A chimico never misses the il nuovo composto, and never misses the hoop!
Papa Francesco, this smooth operator, gestures for more noise! The crowd goes nuts!
Papa Francesco, this solid build, sets the perfect screen! That dawg mentality for the team!
A narrative for the ages: Gesù, the messia who mastered their bare hands and the leather!
Papa Francesco, this hall-of-fame lock, points to the crowd! A hug with the coach! This was for the fans!
Papa Francesco, Gesù, and Michael Jordan pose for a group photo at center court. Nobody has a phone. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Giornata 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
81-111 (S)
Papa Francesco gets the crowd going early! Setting the tone like a chimico on day one!
Mattia Binotto, this seasoned vet, pulls the trigger off the pick and roll but no luck!
LeBron James throws it into the stands! What was that from this basketball god!
Mattia Binotto, this versatile guy, gets dunked on facing the rim! Poster material!
LeBron James, this titan, waves off the play call! Lack of consistency hurting the team!
The players leave the court. LeBron James clings to the tunnel railing. Did you know LeBron James once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
A devastating dunk by Michael Jordan facing the rim is way off! Tough night for this undisputed superstar!
Gesù, this combo guard, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
LeBron James with the backcourt violation! This living legend under too much pressure!
This basketball god LeBron James gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
This league veteran Mattia Binotto leaves the venue with head held high. Fought to the end.
Papa Francesco's face is locked shut, zero emotion. LeBron James hides his eyes under a towel. Your commentator survived one game, four coffees, and a sandwich of questionable date. That's a wrap! And now, the network's masterpiece: 'My Cat, My Battle.' Don't miss the finale.
Giornata 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
80-124 (S)
Opening possession for Mattia Binotto! First touch, like first touch of the il loro regolo calcolatore!
LeBron James, this 7-footer, can't get a hook shot to drop! Cold as ice tonight!
Mattia Binotto with a wild pass that sails out! This seasoned vet giving it away!
This potential GOAT Gesù gives up the offensive rebound! Defense that's basically a suggestion when boxing out!
Mattia Binotto dunks the towel! This well-respected player showing tendency to rush!
End of the first half. Gesù is beet red but still standing. Fun fact: Gesù blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. The hardwood awaits. Here we go for the second half.
Gesù bobbles and misses! Fumbling the rock like it's a Monday morning!
LeBron James, this potential GOAT, making mistakes from exhaustion! The body is failing!
This potential GOAT Michael Jordan forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
This certified GOAT candidate Michael Jordan throws an elbow in frustration! Tendency to force bad shots on full display!
Papa Francesco, this versatile guy, trudges off the gymnasium. Lessons to take from this one.
Mattia Binotto pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. Papa Francesco takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. We're wrapping up the mics. Up next: 'Chopped: Tupperware Lunch at the Office Edition.'
Giornata 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
104-112 (S)
Mattia Binotto drives into position! This legit talent not wasting any time!
LeBron James with the off-balance buzzer-beater! This potential GOAT couldn't set the feet!
Papa Francesco dispossessed! Couldn't hold on, not the chimico's finest moment!
LeBron James gets posted up and scored on! This absolute legend overpowered!
This guy with rings on every finger LeBron James with a beautiful deep three facing the rim! Poetry in motion!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Mattia Binotto to massage his thighs. Fun fact: Mattia Binotto blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
Mattia Binotto slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than an ingegnere hits the workbench!
A floater from Mattia Binotto catches the back rim and pops out! So close!
LeBron James pushes the pace in transition! Pure God-given talent showing in every play!
LeBron James is gassed! This hall-of-fame lock bent over at half court! Tendency to rush catching up!
Mattia Binotto looks at the scoreboard one last time! Numbers don't lie for an ingegnere!
Gesù's eyes are red, jaw tight. LeBron James apologizes to the coach, voice cracking. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Giornata 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
83-110 (S)
This global icon Michael Jordan gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
This potential GOAT Gesù with a rare miss at the buzzer! Even the best stumble!
LeBron James pulls up the leather right to the defense! Costly mistake by this global icon!
Papa Francesco watches them score! Just watching, like watching the il loro becher di vetro gather dust!
Papa Francesco, this smooth operator, glides to back to the basket for a silky free throw!
Halftime! Mattia Binotto walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Anecdote: Mattia Binotto once wore his jersey inside out for the entire first quarter. Nobody dared say anything. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
Gesù shakes their head! A messia who can't believe that just happened!
Papa Francesco crosses over and fires but misses everything! Occasional mental lapses tonight!
Papa Francesco goes to the post! That chimico strength is showing!
Papa Francesco finds a second wind! The chimico engine roars back to life!
LeBron James walks off in silence. This once-in-a-lifetime player gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Gesù refuses to watch the replay on the jumbotron. Mattia Binotto watches it and immediately regrets it. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
non molliamo finishes #13 (5W-10L). Better luck next season! MVP: LeBron James.
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