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| # | Team | M | K | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | My Team | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pra-musim
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got LeBron James on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 206 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
Hari Pertandingan 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (K)
Tip-off! Cooper Flagg gets us started! Let's go!
Kon Knueppel forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Cooper Flagg throws it into the stands! What was that from this player on the come-up!
LeBron James reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
LeBron James mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Cooper Flagg grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Cooper Flagg started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Trae Young misfires from the left corner! This name that's buzzing searching for answers!
This absolute legend LeBron James has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This absolute legend LeBron James with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Trae Young storms to the bench! This player on the come-up is visibly upset!
LeBron James reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Cooper Flagg's gaze is cold, distant. Kon Knueppel's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Hari Pertandingan 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
127-97 (M)
Kon Knueppel, this surprise package, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Trae Young goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This solid pro is relentless!
Cooper Flagg with the help-side brilliant anticipation! This name that's buzzing always in position!
LeBron James with the transition assist! This first-ballot legend pushing the pace with pure God-given talent!
This hall-of-fame lock LeBron James switches defensive assignments on the fly! Next-level basketball IQ!
First half is done. LeBron James is chugging Gatorade like it's water. The staff told me LeBron James sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This name that's buzzing Trae Young is automatic along the baseline! A free throw drops again!
You can feel a hostile crowd through the screen! Cooper Flagg in the spotlight!
Trae Young attacks the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
Andre Drummond dribbles like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
Andre Drummond, this next-level player, with the post-game interview smile! An off-the-charts basketball IQ all night!
LeBron James blows a kiss to the camera. Trae Young blows twelve. Kon Knueppel blocks the lens. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Hari Pertandingan 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
91-101 (K)
This seasoned vet Andre Drummond comes out aggressive! Opens with a fadeaway jumper from the left corner!
This well-respected player Andre Drummond with a rare miss from downtown! Even the best stumble!
This player making noise Trae Young with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
This league veteran Trae Young gives up the offensive rebound! Injury-prone body when boxing out!
Kon Knueppel knocks down a fadeaway jumper driving to the hoop! Ice in the veins!
Break. Kon Knueppel asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. They say Kon Knueppel eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
LeBron James goes to work and kicks the stanchion! This absolute legend losing composure!
This up-and-coming baller Cooper Flagg misses the mark! A pull-up jumper goes begging from the left corner!
Andre Drummond reads the defense perfectly! A gym-rat work ethic and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Andre Drummond is gassed! This up-and-coming baller bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
Cooper Flagg had the chances but couldn't convert. This league veteran left wanting.
Trae Young clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Kon Knueppel fidgets with his wristband nervously. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Hari Pertandingan 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
114-95 (M)
Kon Knueppel steps back onto the floor! The crowd roars for this rising star!
This guy with a proven track record Andre Drummond does it again! A bucket with effortless precision!
This solid pro Cooper Flagg with the weak-side rebound in traffic! Incredible help!
Trae Young, this little thunder, runs the offense with next-level basketball IQ! Beautiful passing!
Kon Knueppel spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
End of the second quarter. Trae Young is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Little secret: Trae Young listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Andre Drummond, this league veteran, drops a half-court heave facing the rim! Pure artistry!
Andre Drummond, this tree of a man, gets the standing ovation! A crowd fully behind them!
Trae Young puts ego aside! The team comes first for this well-respected player!
LeBron James, this household name, answers every challenge! That dawg mentality never fading!
Andre Drummond, this big fella, takes the final bow! A hug with the coach! Dominant display!
Andre Drummond cries tears of joy in LeBron James's arms. Kon Knueppel is also crying but nobody knows why. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Hari Pertandingan 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
120-95 (M)
LeBron James, this giant, takes the court! The standing ovation is electric!
LeBron James, this tower, uses every inch to deliver a floater!
Kon Knueppel, this giant, contests everything in the paint! Pure God-given talent on full display!
Andre Drummond with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! That dawg mentality on that one!
Kon Knueppel, this hungry young player, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Halftime! Kon Knueppel looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Did you know Kon Knueppel keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Cooper Flagg, this player making noise, knifes through for a buzzer beater from mid-range! Wow!
Deafening noise! Trae Young dribbles and the building shakes!
This rising star Kon Knueppel unites the locker room! Silky smooth technique captain's mentality!
Kon Knueppel, this absolute unit, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this total unknown right now!
Cooper Flagg, this legit talent, embraces the teammates! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! Sweet victory!
Cooper Flagg pretends to faint from happiness. Andre Drummond pretends to call 911. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Hari Pertandingan 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
117-99 (M)
Kon Knueppel, this 7-footer, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
Cooper Flagg pulls up the ball with purpose! A deep three! This next-level player means business!
Trae Young digs in defensively! Nerves of steel when the team needs stops!
This household name LeBron James creates for others! Unselfish play with a killer instinct!
LeBron James, this 7-footer, exploits the mismatch at the buzzer! Smart play!
Halftime! Cooper Flagg walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Did you know Cooper Flagg started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Andre Drummond dribbles and fires a tear drop! This tree of a man lighting it up!
Cooper Flagg, this mountain of a man, gestures for more noise! The crowd goes nuts!
Andre Drummond sacrifices the body taking the charge! This next-level player ultimate teammate!
LeBron James, this titan, embodies the spirit of competition! What a show!
Cooper Flagg pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This player making noise savors the win!
LeBron James jumps so high from joy he nearly touches the scoreboard. Almost. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Hari Pertandingan 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
118-87 (M)
This surprise package Kon Knueppel in the starting lineup! Let's see what this surprise package brings!
Andre Drummond explodes the Spalding with flair and hits a layup! Sensational!
LeBron James with the no-look pass! This generational talent has eyes in the back of the head!
This potential breakout star Kon Knueppel with a vintage sky hook! The old magic is still there!
Kon Knueppel, this hungry young player, shuts down the play in the paint! Lockdown defender!
Halftime! Trae Young is limping slightly heading off the court. Confession: Trae Young calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Kon Knueppel with the tough layup through contact! This potential breakout star won't be denied!
Andre Drummond piles it on! A bucket extends the lead! No mercy tonight!
LeBron James asks the scorer's table for the score! This living legend forgot!
LeBron James throws the finger guns at the crowd! A salute to the fans after a thunderous slam!
LeBron James fades away into the tunnel with the W! This franchise cornerstone all smiles!
Andre Drummond and LeBron James pound their chests like gorillas. The coach pretends not to know them. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Hari Pertandingan 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
111-99 (M)
LeBron James looks dialed in from the start! A killer instinct preparation showing!
Cooper Flagg dishes and scores! A deep three! This 7-footer is a problem!
Cooper Flagg with the chase-down ball recovery! What athleticism!
This hall-of-fame lock LeBron James finds the open man! Assist and a bank shot!
Andre Drummond crosses over the ball out of the trap! Eyes in the back of the head under pressure!
Halftime. Andre Drummond is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Little scoop: Andre Drummond logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
LeBron James answers back with a deep three! Next-level basketball IQ under pressure!
This up-and-coming baller Trae Young turns the hostile crowd into stunned silence!
Cooper Flagg, this mammoth, boxes out for the teammate! This next-level player doing the dirty work!
Cooper Flagg dunks into the record books! This solid pro making memories!
Andre Drummond, this titan, carries the team to victory! MVP-level performance!
LeBron James does a belly slide on the court. Cooper Flagg does a back slide. The hardwood is ruined. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Hari Pertandingan 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
106-117 (K)
Cooper Flagg takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Andre Drummond with a rough hook shot at the top of the key! Lack of consistency at the worst time!
This household name LeBron James commits the 5-second violation! Clock management injury-prone body!
Kon Knueppel gambles for the steal and pays the price! Lack of consistency!
LeBron James with iron discipline finds the angle for a floater!
Halftime whistle! Trae Young grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Intel: Trae Young once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Kon Knueppel slams the Wilson in frustration! Sometimes predictable game on full display!
A deep three attempt by Cooper Flagg falls short! Lack of consistency in the legs!
This player nobody saw coming Kon Knueppel attacks the closeout! Driving past the over-eager defender!
This league veteran Trae Young is a warrior but the body says no! The 48 regulation minutes of war!
Cooper Flagg sits alone on the bench. This legit talent processing the defeat.
Cooper Flagg clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. LeBron James fidgets with his wristband nervously. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Hari Pertandingan 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
118-94 (M)
Andre Drummond, this hooper's hooper, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Andre Drummond catches fire! And it's a buzzer beater! Nerves of steel taking over!
Cooper Flagg, this tree of a man, recovers and contests! Never-give-up effort fueled by night-in night-out consistency!
This seasoned vet Cooper Flagg with the wraparound pass! How did that get through!
Kon Knueppel, this raw talent, orchestrates the delay game! Nerves of steel in action!
Halftime! Cooper Flagg walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Intel: Cooper Flagg asked Denver Horse-Track for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
Cooper Flagg, this tree of a man, rises above and hammers an alley-oop!
Cooper Flagg explodes and the crowd chants the name! Listen to that noise!
Trae Young, this elusive guard, sets the perfect screen! Eyes in the back of the head for the team!
This seasoned vet Cooper Flagg channels the inner champion! Next-level basketball IQ at its peak!
That's the game! Andre Drummond finishes with a monster performance! This up-and-coming baller victorious!
Trae Young hugs the mascot. Kon Knueppel hugs the referee. Awkward. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Hari Pertandingan 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
98-104 (K)
This established player Trae Young opens the scoring! A free throw! Early advantage!
Trae Young can't buy a bucket! Another miss under the basket! Frustrating!
Cooper Flagg, this walking skyscraper, steps out of bounds with the ball! Mental lapse!
This established player Cooper Flagg can't recover! Scored on at the buzzer! Limited stamina!
LeBron James explodes the ball with eyes in the back of the head. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
That's a cut. Kon Knueppel stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Rumor has it Kon Knueppel tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
LeBron James glares at the scoreboard! This household name not happy with the situation!
Cooper Flagg fades away but the shot rims out! Sometimes predictable game rears its ugly head!
This name that's buzzing Trae Young sets the back screen! A gym-rat work ethic off-ball contribution!
This next-level player Trae Young can barely jump! The springs are gone at the top of the key!
Kon Knueppel lets fly to the tunnel in disappointment. This dude out of nowhere will learn from this.
Trae Young closes his eyes walking out. LeBron James keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
Hari Pertandingan 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
120-103 (M)
The game begins and Cooper Flagg is ready! You can see freakish explosiveness written all over his face!
This respected competitor Cooper Flagg capitalizes at half court! A free throw with nerves of steel!
Andre Drummond, this tower, clamps down in the clutch! Elite a crucial offensive board!
Andre Drummond with the lob pass facing the rim! This hooper's hooper to the teammate! Boom!
Trae Young, this well-respected player, manipulates the defense with the eyes! Next-level basketball IQ!
End of the second quarter. LeBron James is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Small detail: LeBron James wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
This franchise cornerstone LeBron James with a beautiful buzzer-beater along the baseline! Poetry in motion!
An electric crowd as Trae Young, this little firecracker, is introduced! Goosebumps!
This dude putting the league on notice Cooper Flagg celebrates the teammate's score! It's about the team!
LeBron James, this giant, sets the tone with natural-born leadership! Leader!
Trae Young, this little firecracker, acknowledges the fans! An incredible energy! A chest bump!
Andre Drummond and Kon Knueppel cradle the game ball like a baby. Cooper Flagg takes a photo. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Hari Pertandingan 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
118-104 (M)
LeBron James fires up the crowd to open the game! This once-in-a-lifetime player starting strong!
Trae Young pulls up and drills an alley-oop! Can't teach that!
Kon Knueppel, this walking skyscraper, covers ground to get the rebound in traffic! Wow!
This all-time great LeBron James orchestrates the offense in the paint! Maestro!
This legit talent Andre Drummond uses the floater over this long boy coverage! Smart!
Halftime whistle. Trae Young spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Locker room intel: Trae Young has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. Break's over, the players take their positions.
A fadeaway jumper from LeBron James! This franchise cornerstone reminding everyone why they're on top!
Kon Knueppel soaks in a cathedral silence! This hungry young player living for these moments!
Trae Young rises up the orange with patience! This seasoned vet trusting the system!
LeBron James, this hall-of-fame lock, has the crowd in the palm of the hand! An electric crowd!
Final buzzer! LeBron James is the hero! This guy with rings on every finger with a game for the ages!
Cooper Flagg cries tears of joy in Kon Knueppel's arms. Trae Young is also crying but nobody knows why. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Hari Pertandingan 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
93-108 (K)
Trae Young explodes with energy from the opening whistle! This dude putting the league on notice locked in!
A step-back three from Cooper Flagg hits the iron! Tendency to rush under the spotlight!
This player nobody saw coming Kon Knueppel forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
Trae Young falls asleep on the weak side! Limited stamina exposed!
An and-one by Trae Young at the buzzer! Unreal swagger in every fiber!
Well-deserved break. Trae Young looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Exclusive info: Trae Young is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
Kon Knueppel gets a technical for complaining! Heavy feet on full display!
Andre Drummond misses the open look! This next-level player can't believe it! Occasional mental lapses!
Kon Knueppel spins to the weak side! This surprise package exploiting the rotation!
Andre Drummond launches a step slower than usual! Tendency to force bad shots in the tank!
Kon Knueppel, this absolute unit, trudges off the field house. Lessons to take from this one.
Andre Drummond slams his fist on the bench. LeBron James places his palm flat, as if to calm the surface. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Hari Pertandingan 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
94-118 (K)
And we're underway! Kon Knueppel touches the leather first! This unknown gem looks eager!
This up-and-coming baller Cooper Flagg whiffs on a floater! The crowd groans!
Trae Young fades away the ball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this up-and-coming baller!
Andre Drummond gets crossed over! This dude putting the league on notice left frozen in transition!
Cooper Flagg with an incredible thunderous slam at half court! Standing ovation!
The players file out. Trae Young exchanges a tense look with the coach. Locker room anecdote: Trae Young talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
Andre Drummond, this oversized freak, throws the hands up! Exasperated from the right corner!
This legit talent Trae Young rattles it out! So close yet so far off the pick and roll!
This guy with a proven track record Andre Drummond adjusts at halftime and comes out sharp! Adaptation!
This global icon LeBron James calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Shaky emotions under pressure taking its toll!
LeBron James, this certified GOAT candidate, takes the loss hard. Tendency to rush at the wrong moments.
Cooper Flagg sighs so loudly that the reporters hear it. Kon Knueppel winces. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
My Team ends the season #7 with a 9W-6L record. Season MVP: LeBron James.
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