My dream starting five — basketball_team 🇺🇾
5 miembros · TeamBranch
Diario de temporada
Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | My Team | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pretemporada
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Anthony Edwards on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 197 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (D)
Tip-off! Cooper Flagg gets us started! Let's go!
Juancho Hernangómez forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Cooper Flagg throws it into the stands! What was that from this player on the come-up!
Stephen Curry reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Stephen Curry mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Cooper Flagg grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Cooper Flagg started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Anthony Edwards misfires from the left corner! This name that's buzzing searching for answers!
This jersey-selling name Stephen Curry has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This jersey-selling name Stephen Curry with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Anthony Edwards storms to the bench! This player on the come-up is visibly upset!
Stephen Curry reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Cooper Flagg's gaze is cold, distant. Juancho Hernangómez's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
128-96 (V)
Juancho Hernangómez, this league veteran, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Anthony Edwards goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This solid pro is relentless!
Cooper Flagg with the help-side brilliant anticipation! This name that's buzzing always in position!
Stephen Curry with the transition assist! This max-contract guy pushing the pace with pure God-given talent!
This big-name player Stephen Curry switches defensive assignments on the fly! Next-level basketball IQ!
First half is done. Stephen Curry is chugging Gatorade like it's water. The staff told me Stephen Curry sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This name that's buzzing Anthony Edwards is automatic along the baseline! A free throw drops again!
You can feel a hostile crowd through the screen! Cooper Flagg in the spotlight!
Anthony Edwards attacks the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
Trae Young dribbles like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
Trae Young, this next-level player, with the post-game interview smile! An off-the-charts basketball IQ all night!
Stephen Curry blows a kiss to the camera. Anthony Edwards blows twelve. Juancho Hernangómez blocks the lens. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
91-101 (D)
This seasoned vet Trae Young comes out aggressive! Opens with a fadeaway jumper from the left corner!
This well-respected player Trae Young with a rare miss from downtown! Even the best stumble!
This player making noise Anthony Edwards with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
This league veteran Anthony Edwards gives up the offensive rebound! Injury-prone body when boxing out!
Juancho Hernangómez knocks down a fadeaway jumper driving to the hoop! Ice in the veins!
Break. Juancho Hernangómez asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. They say Juancho Hernangómez eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Stephen Curry goes to work and kicks the stanchion! This jersey-selling name losing composure!
This up-and-coming baller Cooper Flagg misses the mark! A pull-up jumper goes begging from the left corner!
Trae Young reads the defense perfectly! A gym-rat work ethic and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Trae Young is gassed! This up-and-coming baller bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
Cooper Flagg had the chances but couldn't convert. This league veteran left wanting.
Anthony Edwards clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Juancho Hernangómez fidgets with his wristband nervously. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
115-94 (V)
Juancho Hernangómez steps back onto the floor! The crowd roars for this dude putting the league on notice!
This guy with a proven track record Trae Young does it again! A bucket with effortless precision!
This solid pro Cooper Flagg with the weak-side rebound in traffic! Incredible help!
Anthony Edwards, this beanpole, runs the offense with next-level basketball IQ! Beautiful passing!
Juancho Hernangómez spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
End of the second quarter. Anthony Edwards is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Little secret: Anthony Edwards listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Trae Young, this league veteran, drops a half-court heave facing the rim! Pure artistry!
Trae Young, this little firecracker, gets the standing ovation! A crowd fully behind them!
Anthony Edwards puts ego aside! The team comes first for this well-respected player!
Stephen Curry, this certified bucket, answers every challenge! That dawg mentality never fading!
Trae Young, this undersized dog, takes the final bow! A hug with the coach! Dominant display!
Trae Young cries tears of joy in Stephen Curry's arms. Juancho Hernangómez is also crying but nobody knows why. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
121-94 (V)
Stephen Curry, this versatile guy, takes the court! The standing ovation is electric!
Stephen Curry, this versatile guy, uses every inch to deliver a floater!
Juancho Hernangómez, this giant, contests everything in the paint! Pure God-given talent on full display!
Trae Young with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! That dawg mentality on that one!
Juancho Hernangómez, this player making noise, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Halftime! Juancho Hernangómez looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Did you know Juancho Hernangómez keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Cooper Flagg, this player making noise, knifes through for a buzzer beater from mid-range! Wow!
Deafening noise! Anthony Edwards dribbles and the building shakes!
This dude putting the league on notice Juancho Hernangómez unites the locker room! Silky smooth technique captain's mentality!
Juancho Hernangómez, this absolute unit, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this player on the come-up right now!
Cooper Flagg, this legit talent, embraces the teammates! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! Sweet victory!
Cooper Flagg pretends to faint from happiness. Trae Young pretends to call 911. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
117-99 (V)
Juancho Hernangómez, this 7-footer, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
Cooper Flagg pulls up the ball with purpose! A deep three! This next-level player means business!
Anthony Edwards digs in defensively! Nerves of steel when the team needs stops!
This certified bucket Stephen Curry creates for others! Unselfish play with a killer instinct!
Stephen Curry, this combo guard, exploits the mismatch at the buzzer! Smart play!
Halftime! Cooper Flagg walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Did you know Cooper Flagg started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Trae Young dribbles and fires a tear drop! This little firecracker lighting it up!
Cooper Flagg, this mountain of a man, gestures for more noise! The crowd goes nuts!
Trae Young sacrifices the body taking the charge! This next-level player ultimate teammate!
Stephen Curry, this all-around player, embodies the spirit of competition! What a show!
Cooper Flagg pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This player making noise savors the win!
Stephen Curry jumps so high from joy he nearly touches the scoreboard. Almost. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
118-87 (V)
This league veteran Juancho Hernangómez in the starting lineup! Let's see what this league veteran brings!
Trae Young explodes the Spalding with flair and hits a layup! Sensational!
Stephen Curry with the no-look pass! This top-tier talent has eyes in the back of the head!
This up-and-coming baller Juancho Hernangómez with a vintage sky hook! The old magic is still there!
Juancho Hernangómez, this player making noise, shuts down the play in the paint! Lockdown defender!
Halftime! Anthony Edwards is limping slightly heading off the court. Confession: Anthony Edwards calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Juancho Hernangómez with the tough layup through contact! This up-and-coming baller won't be denied!
Trae Young piles it on! A bucket extends the lead! No mercy tonight!
Stephen Curry asks the scorer's table for the score! This bonafide star forgot!
Stephen Curry throws the finger guns at the crowd! A salute to the fans after a thunderous slam!
Stephen Curry fades away into the tunnel with the W! This guy everybody knows all smiles!
Trae Young and Stephen Curry pound their chests like gorillas. The coach pretends not to know them. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
112-98 (V)
Stephen Curry looks dialed in from the start! A killer instinct preparation showing!
Cooper Flagg dishes and scores! A deep three! This 7-footer is a problem!
Cooper Flagg with the chase-down ball recovery! What athleticism!
This big-name player Stephen Curry finds the open man! Assist and a bank shot!
Trae Young crosses over the ball out of the trap! Eyes in the back of the head under pressure!
Halftime. Trae Young is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Little scoop: Trae Young logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Stephen Curry answers back with a deep three! Next-level basketball IQ under pressure!
This up-and-coming baller Anthony Edwards turns the hostile crowd into stunned silence!
Cooper Flagg, this mammoth, boxes out for the teammate! This next-level player doing the dirty work!
Cooper Flagg dunks into the record books! This solid pro making memories!
Trae Young, this short king, carries the team to victory! MVP-level performance!
Stephen Curry does a belly slide on the court. Cooper Flagg does a back slide. The hardwood is ruined. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
106-117 (D)
Cooper Flagg takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Trae Young with a rough hook shot at the top of the key! Lack of consistency at the worst time!
This certified bucket Stephen Curry commits the 5-second violation! Clock management injury-prone body!
Juancho Hernangómez gambles for the steal and pays the price! Lack of consistency!
Stephen Curry with iron discipline finds the angle for a floater!
Halftime whistle! Anthony Edwards grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Intel: Anthony Edwards once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Juancho Hernangómez slams the Wilson in frustration! Sometimes predictable game on full display!
A deep three attempt by Cooper Flagg falls short! Lack of consistency in the legs!
This next-level player Juancho Hernangómez attacks the closeout! Driving past the over-eager defender!
This league veteran Anthony Edwards is a warrior but the body says no! The 48 regulation minutes of war!
Cooper Flagg sits alone on the bench. This legit talent processing the defeat.
Cooper Flagg clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Stephen Curry fidgets with his wristband nervously. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
118-94 (V)
Trae Young, this hooper's hooper, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Trae Young catches fire! And it's a buzzer beater! Nerves of steel taking over!
Cooper Flagg, this tree of a man, recovers and contests! Never-give-up effort fueled by night-in night-out consistency!
This seasoned vet Cooper Flagg with the wraparound pass! How did that get through!
Juancho Hernangómez, this well-respected player, orchestrates the delay game! Nerves of steel in action!
Halftime! Cooper Flagg walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Intel: Cooper Flagg asked Denver Horse-Track for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
Cooper Flagg, this tree of a man, rises above and hammers an alley-oop!
Cooper Flagg explodes and the crowd chants the name! Listen to that noise!
Anthony Edwards, this absolute unit, sets the perfect screen! Eyes in the back of the head for the team!
This seasoned vet Cooper Flagg channels the inner champion! Next-level basketball IQ at its peak!
That's the game! Trae Young finishes with a monster performance! This up-and-coming baller victorious!
Anthony Edwards hugs the mascot. Juancho Hernangómez hugs the referee. Awkward. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
98-104 (D)
This established player Anthony Edwards opens the scoring! A free throw! Early advantage!
Anthony Edwards can't buy a bucket! Another miss under the basket! Frustrating!
Cooper Flagg, this walking skyscraper, steps out of bounds with the ball! Mental lapse!
This established player Cooper Flagg can't recover! Scored on at the buzzer! Limited stamina!
Stephen Curry explodes the ball with eyes in the back of the head. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
That's a cut. Juancho Hernangómez stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Rumor has it Juancho Hernangómez tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
Stephen Curry glares at the scoreboard! This certified bucket not happy with the situation!
Cooper Flagg fades away but the shot rims out! Sometimes predictable game rears its ugly head!
This name that's buzzing Anthony Edwards sets the back screen! A gym-rat work ethic off-ball contribution!
This next-level player Anthony Edwards can barely jump! The springs are gone at the top of the key!
Juancho Hernangómez lets fly to the tunnel in disappointment. This legit talent will learn from this.
Anthony Edwards closes his eyes walking out. Stephen Curry keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
120-103 (V)
The game begins and Cooper Flagg is ready! You can see freakish explosiveness written all over his face!
This respected competitor Cooper Flagg capitalizes at half court! A free throw with nerves of steel!
Trae Young, this compact dynamo, clamps down in the clutch! Elite a crucial offensive board!
Trae Young with the lob pass facing the rim! This hooper's hooper to the teammate! Boom!
Anthony Edwards, this well-respected player, manipulates the defense with the eyes! Next-level basketball IQ!
End of the second quarter. Stephen Curry is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Small detail: Stephen Curry wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
This guy everybody knows Stephen Curry with a beautiful buzzer-beater along the baseline! Poetry in motion!
An electric crowd as Anthony Edwards, this tree of a man, is introduced! Goosebumps!
This dude putting the league on notice Cooper Flagg celebrates the teammate's score! It's about the team!
Stephen Curry, this versatile guy, sets the tone with natural-born leadership! Leader!
Anthony Edwards, this tree of a man, acknowledges the fans! An incredible energy! A chest bump!
Trae Young and Juancho Hernangómez cradle the game ball like a baby. Cooper Flagg takes a photo. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
119-103 (V)
Stephen Curry fires up the crowd to open the game! This elite player starting strong!
Anthony Edwards pulls up and drills an alley-oop! Can't teach that!
Juancho Hernangómez, this walking skyscraper, covers ground to get the rebound in traffic! Wow!
This world-class player Stephen Curry orchestrates the offense in the paint! Maestro!
This legit talent Trae Young uses the floater over this lightning-quick little man coverage! Smart!
Halftime whistle. Anthony Edwards spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Locker room intel: Anthony Edwards has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. Break's over, the players take their positions.
A fadeaway jumper from Stephen Curry! This guy everybody knows reminding everyone why they're on top!
Juancho Hernangómez soaks in a cathedral silence! This player making noise living for these moments!
Anthony Edwards rises up the orange with patience! This seasoned vet trusting the system!
Stephen Curry, this big-name player, has the crowd in the palm of the hand! An electric crowd!
Final buzzer! Stephen Curry is the hero! This established star with a game for the ages!
Cooper Flagg cries tears of joy in Juancho Hernangómez's arms. Anthony Edwards is also crying but nobody knows why. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
93-108 (D)
Anthony Edwards explodes with energy from the opening whistle! This dude putting the league on notice locked in!
A step-back three from Cooper Flagg hits the iron! Tendency to rush under the spotlight!
This next-level player Juancho Hernangómez forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
Anthony Edwards falls asleep on the weak side! Limited stamina exposed!
An and-one by Anthony Edwards at the buzzer! Unreal swagger in every fiber!
Well-deserved break. Anthony Edwards looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Exclusive info: Anthony Edwards is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
Juancho Hernangómez gets a technical for complaining! Heavy feet on full display!
Trae Young misses the open look! This next-level player can't believe it! Occasional mental lapses!
Juancho Hernangómez spins to the weak side! This league veteran exploiting the rotation!
Trae Young launches a step slower than usual! Tendency to force bad shots in the tank!
Juancho Hernangómez, this absolute unit, trudges off the field house. Lessons to take from this one.
Trae Young slams his fist on the bench. Stephen Curry places his palm flat, as if to calm the surface. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
95-117 (D)
And we're underway! Juancho Hernangómez touches the leather first! This established player looks eager!
This up-and-coming baller Cooper Flagg whiffs on a floater! The crowd groans!
Anthony Edwards fades away the ball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this up-and-coming baller!
Trae Young gets crossed over! This dude putting the league on notice left frozen in transition!
Cooper Flagg with an incredible thunderous slam at half court! Standing ovation!
The players file out. Anthony Edwards exchanges a tense look with the coach. Locker room anecdote: Anthony Edwards talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
Trae Young, this scrappy guard, throws the hands up! Exasperated from the right corner!
This legit talent Anthony Edwards rattles it out! So close yet so far off the pick and roll!
This guy with a proven track record Trae Young adjusts at halftime and comes out sharp! Adaptation!
This All-Star caliber talent Stephen Curry calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Shaky emotions under pressure taking its toll!
Stephen Curry, this reliable star, takes the loss hard. Tendency to rush at the wrong moments.
Cooper Flagg sighs so loudly that the reporters hear it. Juancho Hernangómez winces. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
My Team ends the season #7 with a 9W-6L record. Season MVP: Anthony Edwards.
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